Lip Sync Battle (2015) s03e18 Episode Script

The Cast of Stranger Things

1 - Oh! - (rock music playing) Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says It's just like Robin Hood Well, it's plain to see You were meant for me, yeah I'm your boy Your 20th century toy (thuds) - (feedback) - (cheering) Chrissy: The moment he hits the stage, - he gives you life! - What up? Chrissy: Clap those hands for LL Cool J! - (crowd cheering) - Let me hear you say, "Yeah!" - Crowd: Yeah! - Say, "Hell yeah!" Crowd: Hell yeah! Put your hands in the air from side to side and say, "Yeah!" Crowd: Yeah! Now, scream! (crowd screaming, cheering) Welcome to Lip Sync Battle, the show that combines your favorite celebs with your favorite songs to make some next-level heat.
Now, tonight's show ain't nothin' to play with, you know what I mean? But before we do that, it's time to bring out the color commentator.
She's a boss.
She's a mogul.
She's a legend.
Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I go, go, go All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare And stare and stare (crowd cheering) LL: Get it poppin', Chrissy.
What's good, Chrissy? What's good, Chrissy? What's good, girl? - You always give me the compliments.
- What's good now? What's good now? He gives me all the compliments, but, guys, it's LL Cool J! (crowd cheering) - Chrissy: Come on! - LL: So - Chrissy? You look great.
- Oh, I'm excited, guys.
We're doing things a little different tonight.
I know! I'm so excited.
We have four big stars, you guys.
Four huge, huge, epic, epic performances.
- (crowd cheering) - It's gonna get a little strange.
The good strange, though.
- The good kind.
- It's a good strange.
The good kind of strange.
Who's the doofus that thought it was a good idea to give me magnetic letters by the way? All right, so you ready to get this thing poppin'? I'm so ready.
Let's do it! (crowd cheering) (dramatic music playing) He plays the lovable Dustin Henderson on Stranger Things.
He is Gaten Matarazzo! (crowd cheering) He played Beantown bad boy Ricky Bell in The New Edition Story.
He's about that action on Stranger Things.
Caleb McLaughlin! (crowd cheering) He's the voice of Charlie Brown in The Peanuts Movie, and he's Will Byers in Stranger Things.
Make some noise for Noah Schnapp! (crowd cheering) He's straight outta Vancity, Canada.
He's the heart of the crew on Stranger Things.
- Ohh! - Yeah, Finn! Finn Wolfhard! (crowd cheers) LL: What up? Whoo! - Welcome, fellas! - Hello! - Thank you, sir! - What's up? It's just unbelievable seein' these guys in person.
- I mean, it's just - (crowd cheering) All right, so, fellas, you guys go hang over in the VIP.
All right? Don't go behind the bar.
(crowd laughs) Different show tonight, all right? Time to get this thing going! And although they play best friends on the show, Finn is out to prove there's no such thing as friends in a Lip Sync Battle.
Let's see how he got ready to take out his boys.
(indistinct chattering) Yeah, this where the magic happens.
Rehearsal time! - (laughing) - Yes! We here at Lip Sync Battle, baby.
Rehearsal.
This is what we do.
- (Finn groans) - (Gaten laughs) - Noah: Did you get him? - Gaten: Yeah, I got him.
Well, Gaten and Caleb, they were on Broadway.
If I beat them that means Broadway didn't pay off.
Oh, they'd be so embarrassed if, like, a kid who had never done musical theater just beat them.
Oh! (crowd cheering) (Buddy Holly by Weezer playing) What's with these homies dissin' my girl? Why do they gotta front? - Whoo! - What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent? Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours Woo-hoo, and you know you're mine Woo-hoo, and that's for a-all time Oo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that Bang, bang, a knock on the door Another big bang, you're down on the floor Oh no, what do we do? Don't look now, but I lost my shoe I can't run and I can't kick What's the matter, babe, are you feeling sick? What's a matter? What's a matter? What's a matter you? What's a matter, babe, are you feeling blue? Oh, oh, oh And that's for a-all time - Oo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly - LL: Yeah! Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that (crowd cheering) Wow! Come here, man.
- Come on over here, man.
- I'm so out of shape.
I'm a child actor.
(laughter) Oh, wait, wait, wait! Wait! I didn't notice you! I didn't really know how to get into it as Barb.
How would Barb get into it, do you think? Lot of hips, probably.
(laughs) What'd it feel like being a rock star? - It's pretty cool.
- (crowd laughs) I think I'm gonna try to do it more.
(crowd cheers) So, Noah, will Finn be a hard act to follow? He he rocked it, but - But? But? - You have to see what's coming, Finn.
- Coming your way.
- (boys all groan) Ohh snap! - All right, Finn, you go over to the VIP.
- Yikes.
(crowd cheering) Now, Finn set the tone, and the rest of the Stranger Things cast have a lot to live up to.
When we come back, Noah Schnapp gets to step up and stake his claim to the belt.
It's goin' down tonight! It's LSB.
Oo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly Lip Sync Battle returns and tonight, we're doing things a little different and a little strange.
Noah's on deck, and there's no need to send a search party tonight.
We had eyes on him backstage as he prepared a performance that'll end his friends' championship dreams.
(crowd cheering) (electronic music playing) I had in mind, like, a song that, like, gets you on your feet, and wanting to start dancing, and this is the kind of song.
So, I that's why I picked it.
The dancers are really cool.
They're so friendly.
All this stuff is so good! And your energy is great, and you can feel free to go even further! I had it in my mind that there was gonna be two people, like a triangle doing the same thing as me, and and then I came there, and there was like 30 of them, and I'm like, "What?" I saw the belt, and it looks so cool! I-I can already, like, see it in my room.
It it has, like, the the jewels and stuff.
Oh! That's so cool.
I am gonna win.
I'm in it to win it.
(crowd cheering) (Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5 playing) Just shoot for the stars If it feels right Then aim for my heart If you feel like it Take me away And make it okay I swear I'll behave You wanted control So we waited I put on a show Now we're naked You say I'm a kid My ego is big I don't give a shh And it goes like this, uh Take me by the tongue, and I'll know you Look into my eyes and I'll own you With the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I've got the mo-o-o-oves like Jagger Baby, it's hard when you feel like You're broken and scarred Nothin' feels right, but when you're with me I'll make you believe That I've got the key - And it goes like this - Whoo! - Take me by the tongue, and I'll know you - LL: Come on! Kiss me 'til you're drunk, and I'll show you All the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I've got the mo-o-o-oves like Jagger Whoo! Take me by the tongue, and I'll know you Kiss me 'til you're drunk, and I'll show you All the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I've got the mo-o-o-oves like Jagger - Whoo - (crowd cheering) Gaten: Oh! (crowd cheering) - That was fun.
- So, uh yeah! That was fun, right? That was that was really fun.
Chrissy.
We have a battle! It is so good! Are those tats?! They are! They're they're not real.
- Oh, I love it! - Noah: Yeah.
- Woo, woo, woo, woo! - (crowd cheering) That was epic! He's a better dancer than me! - Oh, I don't know about that.
- How on Earth, I promise.
- You gotta keep watching.
- Thank you.
How can anyone compete with that? - Chrissy: Aww! - Thank you, Finn.
LL: Oh, yeah, they love you.
Look at this.
Look at all the love.
All right, Finn and Noah have their eyes on the belt, but Caleb and Gaten have a few tricks up their sleeves.
Gaten is up next and he's out to prove that big things come in small packages.
Let's see how he plans to lip sync his way to victory.
(crowd cheering) (instrumental music plays) I feel excited.
I feel pumped up, you know? But also, I feel like, kinda like I got this.
Right? - That was awesome! - Aw, yay! - Are you ready for this? - I don't think so, but let's do it.
(funky music playing) It's been, like, almost two years since I first started working with these guys.
And it's great, but though I love them, and though they're like brothers to me, I'm gonna kick their butts, and they are gonna weep! Go big or go home.
(crowd cheering) (50 Ways To Say Goodbye by Train playing) My heart is paralyzed My head was oversized I'll take the high road like I should You said it's meant to be That it's not you, it's me You're leaving now For my own good That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She went down in an airplane Fried gettin' suntanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes She met a shark underwater Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She went down in an airplane Fried gettin' suntanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died (crowd cheering) LL: Unbelievable! Chrissy, how'd you feel seein' Gaten pour his heart out? - You can do everything! - Gaten: Aw! - Why are you guys so talented? - (crowd cheering) Is this something you do normally, or Uh in the shower.
I slip and fall all the time.
- All the time.
- Do you have a shark with you in the shower or? Uh no, that would hurt.
(laughs) That's a great job.
Great job, right? - Great job? - Thank you very much.
- Caleb! - (crowd cheering) You been layin' in the cut all night.
You've been sizin' everybody up.
Oh, that was this is just crazy, because Finn with the rock 'n roll, and Gaten, oh, with the chicken, and then he jumping off the counter.
I don't know, but I'm gonna try my best.
LL: Okay! All right, that's good.
So, we've had a whole lot of show, and it's not over yet.
Because when we return Caleb McLaughlin gets his crack at the belt.
It's a Stranger Lip Sync Battle, and soon a champ will be crowned.
Come on back! It's LSB.
She went down in an airplane Fried gettin' suntanned Lip Sync Battle returns, and we've got one more performance before we give out the belt.
Caleb McLaughlin has seen it all, and now he's out to prove that the best has been saved for last.
(crowd cheering) (hip hop music playing) I am very excited.
Also nervous, but very excited.
- You're ruining my interview! - Gaten: Giving you a hug, okay.
Nooo! They're crazy.
Woman: Yeah, Caleb! You can't come on the show without doing a good song.
And I just really like the song, because I get to, like, lip sync and to have, like, everyone dancing around me in front of a live audience.
- How you doing? - Good, man.
It's good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.
- Your show is rockin'.
- Thank you so much.
Appreciate it.
- (LL laughs) Whoever wins, it might be a little awkward, cause that person might brag.
Might! I know I won't.
If I win the belt, I'll put it in my room, hang it up on my dresser.
I can't wait to get out there! It's gonna I'm gonna have so much fun.
I'm gonna rock it! Kill it.
You already know! (crowd cheering) (I'm Bad by LL Cool J playing) Calling all cars, calling all cars Ahhh No rapper can rap quite like I can I take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand Not the last Mafioso, I'm a MC cop Make you say, "Go, LL" and do the wop If you think you can out-rhyme me, yeah, boy, I bet I don't wear a disguise Because I don't owe the mob Got a pinpoint rap that makes you feel trapped So many girls on my jock, I think my phone is tapped I'm bad Cool J Cool J Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool J (record scratching) I'm like Tyson Icin' I'm a soldier at war - (LL sings along) - I'm makin' sure you don't try to battle me no more Got concrete rhymes Been rappin' for ten years And even when I'm braggin' I'm bein' sincere Emcees can't win, I make 'em rust like tin They call me Jaws, my hat is like a shark's fin Because I'm bad as can be Got my voice on wax Some brothers think he's making records now he must have relaxed I couldn't, I shouldn't, and it'll stay that way The best rapper you've heard is LL Cool J I'm the pinnacle, that means I reign supreme And I'm notorious, I'll crush you like a jellybean - I'm bad - (crowd cheering) Cool J Cool J Cool Ahhh (crowd cheering) Crushed a jellybean and all that? (laughing) I love it! - Chrissy: Oh my gosh.
- I love it, yo! They're comin' for both our jobs.
We're screwed! You know, I would have never thought when I made that song a long time ago, that I'd be sitting here doin' this and watchin' you people do that.
That's, like, unbelievable.
(crowd cheering) So, uh so what did you guys think? What'd you guys think? We are screwed.
- Chrissy: The gentlest - Noo! So, Gaten, Gaten! - Finn: Caleb wins.
- Did you know Caleb had that in him? Yes, but I didn't know he was gonna do everything.
(laughs) All right, Caleb, you head over to the VIP and hang out for a minute.
(crowd cheering) Man, these four dudes went at it, and now it's time choose which one walks out of here with the LSB belt.
Each one is worthy, but there can only be one champ.
Find out who wins next! It's Lip Sync Battle.
I'm bad Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
Now tonight's show was jam-packed with a whole lot of talent, and each one of you brought it.
Make some noise for Finn, Noah, Gaten, and Caleb! (crowd cheering) It's time to crown the champ, Chrissy.
- Let's do it! - It's 11! - Ready? Okay.
- You guys ready? - Chrissy: Ready? - (dramatic music plays) Is the champ Finn Wolfhard? (crowd cheering) Or is the champ Noah Schnapp? (crowd cheering) Or is the champ Gaten Matarazzo? (crowd cheering) Or is the champ Caleb McLaughlin? (crowd screaming) And the Lip Sync Battle champion is Caleb McLaughlin! (crowd cheering) Wow! Finn: Yeah! I'd like to wake up every morning feelin' like that.
You know what I mean? Can you imagine? All right, so, Caleb you won.
How's it feel? How's it feel tonight? Uh, I feel great.
I'm just so glad I got to do it with these guys.
Thank you for all the love, guys.
- I couldn't do this without you guys.
- (crowd cheering) LL: Thank you, thank you.
Well, so I wanna say a big thanks to Finn, Noah, Gaten, and Caleb for bein' a part of our Lip Sync crew.
One love from me, LL Cool J, my girl, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life, knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L! Never wearin' no Levis Battle me, why try? I treat you like a stepchild So tell Mommy bye-bye - (LL sings along) - Sparrin' MCs and I'm a never get with When I retire, I'll get worship like a old battleship LL, I'm bad, other rappers know When I enter the center They say, "Yo, yo, there he go!" My paycheck's large Mr.
Bogart in charge Not a puncher or a hunter From a rap cool large The original Todd Teachin' how to be hard Take the skin off a snake And split a pea from a pod You're a novice, I'm noble And I decipher my tongue Not Attila the Hun But no, I'm Threwler, his son My pulse exact like rack and pinion in a Jag You try to brag You get your rhymes from a grab-bag No good scavenger catfish vulture My tongue's a chisel in this competition sculpture I'm bad (crowd screaming) (cheering) LL: Lip Sync Battle! Ahhhh, I'm bad
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