Lip Sync Battle (2015) s03e19 Episode Script
Skylar Astin vs. Metta World Peace
1 - Oh! - (rock music playing) Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says It's just like Robin Hood Well, it's plain to see You were meant for me, yeah I'm your boy Your 20th century toy (thuds) - (feedback) - (cheering) Chrissy: His rhymes stand the test of time and he's oh so fine Give it up for your host, LL Cool J! (cheering) Hands in the air! Hands in the air! Let me hear you say yeah! Audience: Yeah! Say hell yeah! Audience: Hell yeah! (cheering) Welcome to Lip Sync Battle! The show that mixes your favorite celebs with your favorite songs, to produce some of the craziest performances you've ever seen.
I promise you that.
(cheering) Now tonight we've got a battle that's going to be an instant classic.
But nothing pops off until I bring out the color commentator with flavor, Chrissy Teigen! - (cheering) - Everywhere I go All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare And stare and stare Wow! You look great.
You look great.
- So you ready? You ready? You excited? - I am I am so amped tonight we have the best of both worlds, an amazingly talented athlete Yup.
- versus a triple - Absolutely.
threat entertainer.
Well, let's get to it! Let's get to it! Chrissy: Seriously, I'm so excited.
(blows kiss) Goodbye.
(music playing) - Are you guys ready? - (cheering) He's the proud son of Queensbridge, NY, one of the NBA's all time fiercest defenders he's won a championship ring with the LA Lakers The tenacious Metta World Peace! - (music playing) - (cheering) His competitor one of the most versatile young actors in the game a star on Broadway, had us in stitches in Pitch Perfect one and two (cheering) You can catch him on the TV show Graves on Epix.
The phenomenal, Skylar Astin! - (music playing) - (cheering) Yeah! Oh! (chuckles) All right.
We've got Queens in the building.
- Yeah.
- Oh! Oh! Definitely got Queens in the building, no question about it.
We got Rockland County, New York in the house! Rockland County! LL Cool J: Oh, we've got New York in the house.
- More New Yorkers - Yeah, yeah - Skylar, you can chill in the V.
I.
P.
- Okay.
- (cheering) - Take a seat.
Metta, come on over, come on over.
- The champ is here! - Yeah! - Yeah! - All right, Metta what song did you choose? We chose "Insane In the Membrane" - 'cause I'm kinda crazy, you know what I mean? - Chrissy: Oh! - (chuckles) - Metta: Yeah.
Doing "Insane In the Membrane" by Cypress Hill, - Let's get it.
- Metta World Peace! - Let's get it.
Let's get it.
- (cheering) Who you tryin' ta mess with ese? Don't you know I'm loco? To da one on da flam Boy it's tough I just toss that ham in the fryin' pan Like spam It's done when I come in slam Damn, I feel like the Son of Sam Don't make me wrek ya hectic Automatic got me goin' like Gen'ral Electric Damn, the lights are blinking I'm thinking It's all over when I go out drinking Oh, makin' my mind slow That's why I don't wit da big four-oh Bro, I got ta' maintain 'Cause a like me is goin' insane Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! Insane in the membrane Insane, got no brain! Insane in the membrane - Insane in the brain! - He's a teddy bear.
Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! Insane in the membrane Insane, got no brain! Insane in the membrane - Insane in the brain! - (cheering) Yo.
Yo - Chrissy, - (laughing) did Metta's performance live you unhinged? That shuffle, I'm living for it, it was so good! You've got moves, it's like that basketball shuffle.
Chrissy: You know what you're doing.
- Ah, it's defense? - A little defense, yeah.
That's what I was thinking the whole time, defense.
(laughing) - Skylar! - Oh! - This guy, come on! What? - (cheering) - (cheering) - Come on.
- Are you feeling Metta's performance? - Yeah.
Yeah, I think it was a bit of a Slam dunk.
Chrissy: Oh! Come on.
But I think I might give him a little LeBron chasedown block right now.
- (cheering) - (laughs) So sorry well All right, Metta you go take a load off right now in the V.
I.
P.
Nice job Metta! LL Cool J: You know what I mean? Just chill out.
- Skylar.
- All right, so uh I'm going with a little Skrillex little Diplo, (cheering) little - Bieber collaboration? - Oh, really? (cheering) Ladies and gentlemen, Chrissy: Oh Skylar Astin! Chrissy: No mic.
(cheering) (music playing) I need you the I need you, I need you the I need you I need you I need you the I need you, I need you the I need you I need you you the I need you the most I gave you the key when the door wasn't open Just admit it See I gave you faith turned your doubt into hoping Can't deny it Now I'm all alone and my joy's turned to moping Tell me Where are you now that I need you? Where are you now? Where are you now? Where are you now that I need you? Couldn't find you anywhere When you broke down I didn't leave you I was by your side So where are you now that I need you? Where are you now that I need you? I gave you attention when nobody else was payin' Mm-mm I gave you the shirt off my back whatchu sayin' To keep you warm I showed you the game everybody else was playin' That's for sure That's for sure And I was on my knees when nobody else was prayin' Oh Lord (clapping) - (cheering) - (claps) Where are you now that I need you? I need you the I need you, I need you the I need you I need you Where are you now that I need you? I need you the I need you, I need you the I need you I need you the most (cheering) (Chrissy laughing) Boy, that was serious.
- Chrissy, did Skylar make you a re-Belieber? - Oh my God.
- My face - I mean you already Beliebed.
I am a big Belieber to begin with, but the fact that you teased the crowd so much every time.
They were waiting for that beat to drop.
They were like - (mumbling) - Skylar: Yeah.
- Not today.
- You didn't let them have it.
She got whiplash, she was like - (laughing) - Chrissy: I know All I'm saying is I'll unleash it in a little bit - (cheering) - (Chrissy laughing) - Skylar, you're going to take a seat in the V.
I.
P.
-All right.
- (music playing) - (cheering) Round one is a wrap.
Next round two.
Where they get to blow up their performances.
You got to see it to believe it.
Coming up next, it's Lip Sync Battle.
I need you the I need you, I need you the I need you Where are you now that I need you? (rock music playing) (cheering) We're back with Lip Sync Battle.
And in round one, both Skylar Astin and Metta World Peace showed that the battle is on.
It's time for round two.
Where we let our stars add whatever they want to make their performance hot.
Let's see how Metta put together a performance that could add an LSB belt to his trophy case.
(cheering) Get your hands up.
Get your hands up.
- Hey ah how are you all doing? - (cheering) How's everything? Metta, Metta.
How you doing? Whatever I do is not what you have to do.
You can play around and just have a good time.
Let's just do it together.
Yes.
Yes! Turn around, they all bow to you.
Yeah, or even if you just want to be like this.
You don't have to turn all the way around.
And then you go crazy.
Metta: Okay cool.
Almost.
Almost.
That's tough.
I needed that workout too.
Woman: Okay places, please.
I feel unstoppable.
All my dance steps are going to be on point.
Just like Michael Jackson.
I'm going to look just like Michael Jackson.
Skylar: What's up, dude? - How's everything? - Pleased to meet you.
- Yes.
You ready? - Yeah.
- It's gonna be fun.
- All right.
- It's gonna be fun.
All right.
- Cool, man.
I just (bleep) my pants.
I just totally (bleep) my pants.
I gotta check my pants.
Want me to move it a little bit? (cameras flashing) Metta: It's all about like the fourth quarter game seven.
That's all I'm thinking about.
I'm hoping that I don't crap my pants when I go.
- Yeah.
- When I actually go.
All right.
Take it easy.
This is like, this is a real intense day.
It's like so many different things, right? Woman: Quiet in here please.
We are going to check these flames.
Oh yes.
The heat.
- It's the heat.
- Man: Higher.
Yeah I'm ready, I'm ready to go.
Woman: Okay, here we go.
(cheering) Yes! That's good.
I'm going to turn it up.
- I got it.
- Woman: Yeah! - Not quite as good you guys but - No, no, no.
- Woman: Moving on, thank you.
- (laughing) You're go to be kidding me.
I'm trying to critique myself and I can't even - Ah, somebody kill me.
- (laughing) (grunts) (cheering) (music playing) I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath Scared to rock the boat and make a mess So I sat quietly Agreed politely I guess that I forgot I had a choice I let you push me past the breaking point I stood for nothing So I fell for everything You held me down, but I got up (hey!) Already brushing off the dust You hear my voice, your hear that sound Like thunder, gonna shake your ground You held me down, but I got up Get ready 'cause I've had enough I see it all, I see it now I got the eye of the tiger A fighter Dancing through the fire 'Cause I am the champion And you're gonna hear me roar Louder, louder than a lion 'Cause I am a champion And you're gonna hear me roar Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Yeah Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh You're gonna hear me roar! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh You'll hear me roar Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh You're gonna hear me roar! (cheering) All right.
Skylar: That's terrifying.
Metta World Peace! (cheering) (howls) Metta, how crazy was that for you being out here? Was that like what was harder a NBA game, power forwards, or doing this, like? This was definitely harder.
(chuckles) - (laughing) - This was insane.
And this is definitely a miniskirt, this is not This is a miniskirt! (laughing) That's what this is.
They're trying to say it's not.
This is a miniskirt! - Chrissy.
- Oh my God.
I'm just thinking about the fact that the entire first season everyone is like what is it that Chrissy does exactly? - (laughing) - And this is it, baby.
This is it.
I sit on lions.
I've got a sword they gave me controls.
- That's a great sword.
- Look at this, look at this.
Chrissy: Oh Oh yeah.
I love lions.
(laughs) - Skylar.
- What's up? - Put the sword down.
- What's up? I am defeated right now.
No, no, no, I'm not saying drop it, just stop pointing it.
Pointed at him.
Um, Skyler, what did you think of Metta's performance? I'm terrified, but ah now I'm ready though, I'm battle ready.
LL Cool J: Oh, he's ready.
Yeah! Metta, have a seat in the V.
I.
P.
Skylar, you can join Metta for a second.
So not a thing was peaceful about Metta tearing up the stage like that.
But Skylar it's his turn to show the world what he's got.
Who's going to win that belt? We'll find out real soon, right here on LSB! I got the eye of the tiger A fighter Dancing through the fire 'Cause I am (rock music playing) (cheering) LL Cool J: It's Lip Sync Battle where Metta World Peace just declared war with his Las performance.
Skylar Astin has got to put some work in.
But he's not scared.
Let's take a look at how we formed the plot to overthrow the world! - Woman: Hi! - Skylar: Hi.
- I'm Jeannie.
- Hi, Jeannie.
There's a ton of bling I want all of it.
- Yeah, it's going to be fantastic.
- Okay.
Skylar: Perfect.
And this will be very flattering for my everything Okay, great.
I should have worked out like over the past five years.
That would've been smart.
I could have like Channing Tatumed it.
- Are you ready? - Beyond.
You got it all memorized? - Yeah yeah.
- Yeah.
- Ha, ha.
Right.
Right.
- Boom, boom.
Up.
Down.
It's so funny I normally whip on this side - (laughing) - That's okay! All of this for me? I can't believe it.
But this is not going to be here, it's not - No picket fence.
- It's going to be - around Chrissy's area.
- Okay, so I'll have more No, no, it's not blocking the audience.
I don't know who's playing a joke on me - but it's not supposed to be - It's not what I asked for.
I am (sighs) Okay.
Hey guys! I know that I'm going to extreme lengths for this battle.
So he better come come correct.
Woman: All right here we go, from the top.
Chrissy: Yes! Was I kicking anyone there? I feel as though I was.
(cheering) (laughing) What is that? Twerky, twerky, twerky.
- All right? Twerky? - Twerky.
I'm a Jewish kid from New York, and I'm twerking.
Woman: First positions, please, one more time.
It's all fun until this moment.
Now it gets a little real.
And I'm going to be very quiet and look at these on the toilet.
(cheering) (music playing) You got that, you got that, you got that milk money I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money I got that MILF money Heard you in the mood for a little MILFshake Welcome to the Dairy Dutchess Love Factory I could whip it up, fix you up straight away Come on in the front door, leaving at the back door Whip it, flip it, hey Me and the girls, up in the club Hating hoes, but I don't give a Running amok, owning the spot Buying the bar like I bought all these rocks I been working all week Now where, where is my drink? Hair and nails is on fleek All my girls on fleek Cause we I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T Do you know what that means? Can't see me B-R-O-K-E? I'm P-A-I-D You heard about me, I'm saying You got that, you got that, you got that milk money I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money You got that, you got that, you got that milk money I got that, I got that, I got that MILF I've been whippin' this up I've been tippin' this cup I've been waiting my turn I've been working so hard Got my spirit turnt up And I can't stop now I've been running so long I been vibing so strong I want it, I need it, I got it for real I love it, real woman I'll feed you this meal Hey mama, I did it, the top of the hill Been a minute, don't forget it, mother father I'm ill (cheering) Yo yo Hold on a second, yes? Yo, yo, put this on, B.
Please.
No! No! Are you not entertained? - (laughing) - (cheering) LL Cool J: Chrissy.
- Oh, sorry, that's his line.
That's his line.
- Oh my God.
- Chrissy.
- Yes.
LL Cool J: Got MILF? Oh my God.
I thought this looked familiar.
- This little set.
- You know? Thank you so much for respecting the art that is MILF Money.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
- I wasn't Oh sorry, I'm just going to serve you guys a little cake here.
- There you go.
- Oh, is it Take some.
You want some cake? - Wh Okay.
- Okay, first of all, thank you so much, that was a very culturally important video for me to do.
- I feel like - Yeah, I feel like it's the right time for it.
Chrissy: You respected it and that important to me.
- That's important.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
Yeah.
Skylar there was a lot to navigate, you had baby carriages, - little kids dancing - Yeah.
What was that like? What was that Well, I'm going to answer this like Mr.
Peace would after like a post-game.
- Yeah.
- You know it's hard, we worked hard out there.
It's really like a team effort.
Really at this point it's all about getting to the next step.
So yeah we are pretty excited about it.
- (cheering) - (laughing) - Well, Skylar, you can go on to the V.
I.
P.
- All right.
- Have a seat, relax.
- (music playing) Round two was absolutely amazing.
It did not disappoint.
Now it's up to the audience to decide who's the new LSB champ.
Who lays claim to the belt? Find out next, on Lip Sync Battle.
I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money You got that, you got that, you got that milk (rock music playing) (cheering) Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
Skylar Astin and Metta World Peace left it all on the stage - (cheering) - Now it's time to crown a new Lip Sync Battle champion.
- Chrissy? - Yes.
- Let's do it.
- Ready.
Is the Lip Sync Battle champ Skylar Astin.
(cheering) or is the Lip Sync Battle champion Metta World Peace? (cheering) Skylar: Come on! The Lip Sync Battle champion is Skylar Astin! (cheering) - Oh my God.
- Skylar, you just, I mean you just went against a world champion and won out here on Lip Sync Battle.
How does it feel? It feels I-I I'm going to Disneyland! (cheering) Metta, you did an amazing job tonight.
(cheering) Are you not entertained? Did you have fun? I had a great time in this dress.
(laughing) I can't wait to take it off, I've got a wedgie I can't wait to get out.
But hey A big thanks to Metta and Skylar for being a part of our Lip Sync crew tonight.
Much love from me, LL Cool J.
My girl Chrissy Teigen.
And remember whatever you do in life "Knock 'em out the box, L, knock 'em out, L.
" You got that, you got that, you got that milk money I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money I got that MILF money I got that MILF money Me and the girls, up in the club Hating hoes, but I don't give a Running amok, owning the spot Buying the bar like I bought all these rocks I been working all week Now where, where is my drink? Hair and nails is on fleek All my girls on fleek
I promise you that.
(cheering) Now tonight we've got a battle that's going to be an instant classic.
But nothing pops off until I bring out the color commentator with flavor, Chrissy Teigen! - (cheering) - Everywhere I go All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare And stare and stare Wow! You look great.
You look great.
- So you ready? You ready? You excited? - I am I am so amped tonight we have the best of both worlds, an amazingly talented athlete Yup.
- versus a triple - Absolutely.
threat entertainer.
Well, let's get to it! Let's get to it! Chrissy: Seriously, I'm so excited.
(blows kiss) Goodbye.
(music playing) - Are you guys ready? - (cheering) He's the proud son of Queensbridge, NY, one of the NBA's all time fiercest defenders he's won a championship ring with the LA Lakers The tenacious Metta World Peace! - (music playing) - (cheering) His competitor one of the most versatile young actors in the game a star on Broadway, had us in stitches in Pitch Perfect one and two (cheering) You can catch him on the TV show Graves on Epix.
The phenomenal, Skylar Astin! - (music playing) - (cheering) Yeah! Oh! (chuckles) All right.
We've got Queens in the building.
- Yeah.
- Oh! Oh! Definitely got Queens in the building, no question about it.
We got Rockland County, New York in the house! Rockland County! LL Cool J: Oh, we've got New York in the house.
- More New Yorkers - Yeah, yeah - Skylar, you can chill in the V.
I.
P.
- Okay.
- (cheering) - Take a seat.
Metta, come on over, come on over.
- The champ is here! - Yeah! - Yeah! - All right, Metta what song did you choose? We chose "Insane In the Membrane" - 'cause I'm kinda crazy, you know what I mean? - Chrissy: Oh! - (chuckles) - Metta: Yeah.
Doing "Insane In the Membrane" by Cypress Hill, - Let's get it.
- Metta World Peace! - Let's get it.
Let's get it.
- (cheering) Who you tryin' ta mess with ese? Don't you know I'm loco? To da one on da flam Boy it's tough I just toss that ham in the fryin' pan Like spam It's done when I come in slam Damn, I feel like the Son of Sam Don't make me wrek ya hectic Automatic got me goin' like Gen'ral Electric Damn, the lights are blinking I'm thinking It's all over when I go out drinking Oh, makin' my mind slow That's why I don't wit da big four-oh Bro, I got ta' maintain 'Cause a like me is goin' insane Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! Insane in the membrane Insane, got no brain! Insane in the membrane - Insane in the brain! - He's a teddy bear.
Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! Insane in the membrane Insane, got no brain! Insane in the membrane - Insane in the brain! - (cheering) Yo.
Yo - Chrissy, - (laughing) did Metta's performance live you unhinged? That shuffle, I'm living for it, it was so good! You've got moves, it's like that basketball shuffle.
Chrissy: You know what you're doing.
- Ah, it's defense? - A little defense, yeah.
That's what I was thinking the whole time, defense.
(laughing) - Skylar! - Oh! - This guy, come on! What? - (cheering) - (cheering) - Come on.
- Are you feeling Metta's performance? - Yeah.
Yeah, I think it was a bit of a Slam dunk.
Chrissy: Oh! Come on.
But I think I might give him a little LeBron chasedown block right now.
- (cheering) - (laughs) So sorry well All right, Metta you go take a load off right now in the V.
I.
P.
Nice job Metta! LL Cool J: You know what I mean? Just chill out.
- Skylar.
- All right, so uh I'm going with a little Skrillex little Diplo, (cheering) little - Bieber collaboration? - Oh, really? (cheering) Ladies and gentlemen, Chrissy: Oh Skylar Astin! Chrissy: No mic.
(cheering) (music playing) I need you the I need you, I need you the I need you I need you I need you the I need you, I need you the I need you I need you you the I need you the most I gave you the key when the door wasn't open Just admit it See I gave you faith turned your doubt into hoping Can't deny it Now I'm all alone and my joy's turned to moping Tell me Where are you now that I need you? Where are you now? Where are you now? Where are you now that I need you? Couldn't find you anywhere When you broke down I didn't leave you I was by your side So where are you now that I need you? Where are you now that I need you? I gave you attention when nobody else was payin' Mm-mm I gave you the shirt off my back whatchu sayin' To keep you warm I showed you the game everybody else was playin' That's for sure That's for sure And I was on my knees when nobody else was prayin' Oh Lord (clapping) - (cheering) - (claps) Where are you now that I need you? I need you the I need you, I need you the I need you I need you Where are you now that I need you? I need you the I need you, I need you the I need you I need you the most (cheering) (Chrissy laughing) Boy, that was serious.
- Chrissy, did Skylar make you a re-Belieber? - Oh my God.
- My face - I mean you already Beliebed.
I am a big Belieber to begin with, but the fact that you teased the crowd so much every time.
They were waiting for that beat to drop.
They were like - (mumbling) - Skylar: Yeah.
- Not today.
- You didn't let them have it.
She got whiplash, she was like - (laughing) - Chrissy: I know All I'm saying is I'll unleash it in a little bit - (cheering) - (Chrissy laughing) - Skylar, you're going to take a seat in the V.
I.
P.
-All right.
- (music playing) - (cheering) Round one is a wrap.
Next round two.
Where they get to blow up their performances.
You got to see it to believe it.
Coming up next, it's Lip Sync Battle.
I need you the I need you, I need you the I need you Where are you now that I need you? (rock music playing) (cheering) We're back with Lip Sync Battle.
And in round one, both Skylar Astin and Metta World Peace showed that the battle is on.
It's time for round two.
Where we let our stars add whatever they want to make their performance hot.
Let's see how Metta put together a performance that could add an LSB belt to his trophy case.
(cheering) Get your hands up.
Get your hands up.
- Hey ah how are you all doing? - (cheering) How's everything? Metta, Metta.
How you doing? Whatever I do is not what you have to do.
You can play around and just have a good time.
Let's just do it together.
Yes.
Yes! Turn around, they all bow to you.
Yeah, or even if you just want to be like this.
You don't have to turn all the way around.
And then you go crazy.
Metta: Okay cool.
Almost.
Almost.
That's tough.
I needed that workout too.
Woman: Okay places, please.
I feel unstoppable.
All my dance steps are going to be on point.
Just like Michael Jackson.
I'm going to look just like Michael Jackson.
Skylar: What's up, dude? - How's everything? - Pleased to meet you.
- Yes.
You ready? - Yeah.
- It's gonna be fun.
- All right.
- It's gonna be fun.
All right.
- Cool, man.
I just (bleep) my pants.
I just totally (bleep) my pants.
I gotta check my pants.
Want me to move it a little bit? (cameras flashing) Metta: It's all about like the fourth quarter game seven.
That's all I'm thinking about.
I'm hoping that I don't crap my pants when I go.
- Yeah.
- When I actually go.
All right.
Take it easy.
This is like, this is a real intense day.
It's like so many different things, right? Woman: Quiet in here please.
We are going to check these flames.
Oh yes.
The heat.
- It's the heat.
- Man: Higher.
Yeah I'm ready, I'm ready to go.
Woman: Okay, here we go.
(cheering) Yes! That's good.
I'm going to turn it up.
- I got it.
- Woman: Yeah! - Not quite as good you guys but - No, no, no.
- Woman: Moving on, thank you.
- (laughing) You're go to be kidding me.
I'm trying to critique myself and I can't even - Ah, somebody kill me.
- (laughing) (grunts) (cheering) (music playing) I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath Scared to rock the boat and make a mess So I sat quietly Agreed politely I guess that I forgot I had a choice I let you push me past the breaking point I stood for nothing So I fell for everything You held me down, but I got up (hey!) Already brushing off the dust You hear my voice, your hear that sound Like thunder, gonna shake your ground You held me down, but I got up Get ready 'cause I've had enough I see it all, I see it now I got the eye of the tiger A fighter Dancing through the fire 'Cause I am the champion And you're gonna hear me roar Louder, louder than a lion 'Cause I am a champion And you're gonna hear me roar Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Yeah Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh You're gonna hear me roar! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh You'll hear me roar Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh You're gonna hear me roar! (cheering) All right.
Skylar: That's terrifying.
Metta World Peace! (cheering) (howls) Metta, how crazy was that for you being out here? Was that like what was harder a NBA game, power forwards, or doing this, like? This was definitely harder.
(chuckles) - (laughing) - This was insane.
And this is definitely a miniskirt, this is not This is a miniskirt! (laughing) That's what this is.
They're trying to say it's not.
This is a miniskirt! - Chrissy.
- Oh my God.
I'm just thinking about the fact that the entire first season everyone is like what is it that Chrissy does exactly? - (laughing) - And this is it, baby.
This is it.
I sit on lions.
I've got a sword they gave me controls.
- That's a great sword.
- Look at this, look at this.
Chrissy: Oh Oh yeah.
I love lions.
(laughs) - Skylar.
- What's up? - Put the sword down.
- What's up? I am defeated right now.
No, no, no, I'm not saying drop it, just stop pointing it.
Pointed at him.
Um, Skyler, what did you think of Metta's performance? I'm terrified, but ah now I'm ready though, I'm battle ready.
LL Cool J: Oh, he's ready.
Yeah! Metta, have a seat in the V.
I.
P.
Skylar, you can join Metta for a second.
So not a thing was peaceful about Metta tearing up the stage like that.
But Skylar it's his turn to show the world what he's got.
Who's going to win that belt? We'll find out real soon, right here on LSB! I got the eye of the tiger A fighter Dancing through the fire 'Cause I am (rock music playing) (cheering) LL Cool J: It's Lip Sync Battle where Metta World Peace just declared war with his Las performance.
Skylar Astin has got to put some work in.
But he's not scared.
Let's take a look at how we formed the plot to overthrow the world! - Woman: Hi! - Skylar: Hi.
- I'm Jeannie.
- Hi, Jeannie.
There's a ton of bling I want all of it.
- Yeah, it's going to be fantastic.
- Okay.
Skylar: Perfect.
And this will be very flattering for my everything Okay, great.
I should have worked out like over the past five years.
That would've been smart.
I could have like Channing Tatumed it.
- Are you ready? - Beyond.
You got it all memorized? - Yeah yeah.
- Yeah.
- Ha, ha.
Right.
Right.
- Boom, boom.
Up.
Down.
It's so funny I normally whip on this side - (laughing) - That's okay! All of this for me? I can't believe it.
But this is not going to be here, it's not - No picket fence.
- It's going to be - around Chrissy's area.
- Okay, so I'll have more No, no, it's not blocking the audience.
I don't know who's playing a joke on me - but it's not supposed to be - It's not what I asked for.
I am (sighs) Okay.
Hey guys! I know that I'm going to extreme lengths for this battle.
So he better come come correct.
Woman: All right here we go, from the top.
Chrissy: Yes! Was I kicking anyone there? I feel as though I was.
(cheering) (laughing) What is that? Twerky, twerky, twerky.
- All right? Twerky? - Twerky.
I'm a Jewish kid from New York, and I'm twerking.
Woman: First positions, please, one more time.
It's all fun until this moment.
Now it gets a little real.
And I'm going to be very quiet and look at these on the toilet.
(cheering) (music playing) You got that, you got that, you got that milk money I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money I got that MILF money Heard you in the mood for a little MILFshake Welcome to the Dairy Dutchess Love Factory I could whip it up, fix you up straight away Come on in the front door, leaving at the back door Whip it, flip it, hey Me and the girls, up in the club Hating hoes, but I don't give a Running amok, owning the spot Buying the bar like I bought all these rocks I been working all week Now where, where is my drink? Hair and nails is on fleek All my girls on fleek Cause we I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T Do you know what that means? Can't see me B-R-O-K-E? I'm P-A-I-D You heard about me, I'm saying You got that, you got that, you got that milk money I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money You got that, you got that, you got that milk money I got that, I got that, I got that MILF I've been whippin' this up I've been tippin' this cup I've been waiting my turn I've been working so hard Got my spirit turnt up And I can't stop now I've been running so long I been vibing so strong I want it, I need it, I got it for real I love it, real woman I'll feed you this meal Hey mama, I did it, the top of the hill Been a minute, don't forget it, mother father I'm ill (cheering) Yo yo Hold on a second, yes? Yo, yo, put this on, B.
Please.
No! No! Are you not entertained? - (laughing) - (cheering) LL Cool J: Chrissy.
- Oh, sorry, that's his line.
That's his line.
- Oh my God.
- Chrissy.
- Yes.
LL Cool J: Got MILF? Oh my God.
I thought this looked familiar.
- This little set.
- You know? Thank you so much for respecting the art that is MILF Money.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
- I wasn't Oh sorry, I'm just going to serve you guys a little cake here.
- There you go.
- Oh, is it Take some.
You want some cake? - Wh Okay.
- Okay, first of all, thank you so much, that was a very culturally important video for me to do.
- I feel like - Yeah, I feel like it's the right time for it.
Chrissy: You respected it and that important to me.
- That's important.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
Yeah.
Skylar there was a lot to navigate, you had baby carriages, - little kids dancing - Yeah.
What was that like? What was that Well, I'm going to answer this like Mr.
Peace would after like a post-game.
- Yeah.
- You know it's hard, we worked hard out there.
It's really like a team effort.
Really at this point it's all about getting to the next step.
So yeah we are pretty excited about it.
- (cheering) - (laughing) - Well, Skylar, you can go on to the V.
I.
P.
- All right.
- Have a seat, relax.
- (music playing) Round two was absolutely amazing.
It did not disappoint.
Now it's up to the audience to decide who's the new LSB champ.
Who lays claim to the belt? Find out next, on Lip Sync Battle.
I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money You got that, you got that, you got that milk (rock music playing) (cheering) Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
Skylar Astin and Metta World Peace left it all on the stage - (cheering) - Now it's time to crown a new Lip Sync Battle champion.
- Chrissy? - Yes.
- Let's do it.
- Ready.
Is the Lip Sync Battle champ Skylar Astin.
(cheering) or is the Lip Sync Battle champion Metta World Peace? (cheering) Skylar: Come on! The Lip Sync Battle champion is Skylar Astin! (cheering) - Oh my God.
- Skylar, you just, I mean you just went against a world champion and won out here on Lip Sync Battle.
How does it feel? It feels I-I I'm going to Disneyland! (cheering) Metta, you did an amazing job tonight.
(cheering) Are you not entertained? Did you have fun? I had a great time in this dress.
(laughing) I can't wait to take it off, I've got a wedgie I can't wait to get out.
But hey A big thanks to Metta and Skylar for being a part of our Lip Sync crew tonight.
Much love from me, LL Cool J.
My girl Chrissy Teigen.
And remember whatever you do in life "Knock 'em out the box, L, knock 'em out, L.
" You got that, you got that, you got that milk money I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money I got that MILF money I got that MILF money Me and the girls, up in the club Hating hoes, but I don't give a Running amok, owning the spot Buying the bar like I bought all these rocks I been working all week Now where, where is my drink? Hair and nails is on fleek All my girls on fleek