Lip Sync Battle (2015) s04e10 Episode Script

Charli XCX vs. Rita Ora

1 - Hit it! - Yeah, yeah! It takes two to make a thing go right Yeah, yeah! - It takes two to make it outta sight - Hit it I wanna rock right now I'm Rob Base and I came to get down I'm not internationally known But I'm known to rock a microphone Because I get stupid I mean outrageous Stay away from me If you're contagious Ladies love me, girls adore me I mean even the ones who never saw me Like one, two, three, get loose now - It takes two - (crowd cheering) It takes two, it takes two, it takes two Hello! It's Lip Sync Battle! Tonight we are getting cheeky! And to kick off this brilliant battle, he's the king of LSB, the king to my queen.
He's LL Cool J! (hip-hop music plays) They call me Big L'y - Big silly - CHRISSY: What? Big money, big Billy Hands up, hands up, hands up! Put your hands up! Yo! Yo! Lemme hear you say, "Yeah!" - CROWD: Yeah! - Now scream! - (crowd screams) - Go, Chrissy, work it out now Ladies and gentlemen, the flavor commentator, so delightful and insightful, she's Chrissy Teigen! - (cheering) - Pow! Pow! Welcome to Lip Sync Battle! Now, you know how we do it around here big hit records mixed with massive performances by some of your favorite stars.
And tonight's show is dedicated to the British Invasion.
(cheering) All right, time to meet the battlers for tonight.
Let's go.
(rock music plays) She's an international pop star.
She's an actress starring in "50 Shades Freed.
" Put your hands together for Rita Ora.
(cheering) Hey! I love you! You guys are great! And she is a chart-topping, Grammy-nominated singer.
She's also a songwriter, whose highly-anticipated third studio album drops this year.
Make some noise for Charli XCX! (cheering) And because this show is a salute to the music of our friends across the pond, we have a very special guest DJ.
We're so lucky to have him.
Ladies and gentlemen, from the legendary Culture Club, he's a true chameleon, global icon, and music royalty.
He's Boy George! Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon You come and go, you come and go LL: Woo! Now, George, I see you've brought your own dance crew tonight.
You got your crew.
They're with me.
They follow me everywhere.
They're called A Nice Cup of Tea.
LL: Oh yeah! Rita, Charli, we're glad you guys are here.
Let's get this battle on! Rita, you're up first.
You come on over here.
Charli, yeah, have a seat in the VIP.
Yeah.
Rita, what will be your first song? I think that if I tell you, it might kinda like ruin it.
The first note, you guys are gonna know exactly what song.
- (cheering) - All right.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, Rita Ora! I'm too sexy for my love Too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan Too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party The way I'm disco dancing I'm a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk Yeah, I do my little turn on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my car - (laughing) - Too sexy for my car, too sexy by far And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat What do you think about that? I'm a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk Yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my cat Too sexy for my cat Poor pussy, poor pussy cat And I'm too sexy for this song - (cheering) - LL: Man! Oh! Oh, come on! Give it up, give it up, give it up! I'm so happy you didn't change.
I got to see those bum cheeks.
- Oh man.
- I mean, that was so much fun! Yeah, that was good.
That was great.
So, let's see what our resident DJ, Boy George, thought of Rita getting her sexy on.
Oh, lovely.
It was Right Said Rita.
- All the way.
All the way.
- Hey! (laughter) Well, there she was, very sexy.
I think I needed your hat, though.
But maybe next time.
- I need your legs.
Whoo! - Yeah, right? It would've gone really well.
Yeah.
So, Charli, in my opinion, Rita did her thing.
What did you think about her performance? What do you think? (sighs) I'm not gonna lie.
It was really good.
- (Boy George laughs) - (cheering) I'm scared now, 'cause I was like talking the talk backstage, and now you came with your bum cheeks, and I've - I'm in jeans.
Error one.
- When in doubt, get it out.
- CHARLI: Okay.
- (cheering) Yeah.
All right, Rita, you can go on over to the VIP.
- All right.
Thank you! - (cheering) Charli, it's time for you to exact some revenge over here.
You gotta exact some revenge! - I'm scared! - Okay, so the floor is yours.
- What what song are you giving to the people? - Whoo! Okay, I'm gonna do a little song by they're actually an Irish band called B-Witched, - BOY GEORGE: Oh! - (Chrissy screaming) - Yes! That was the perfect reaction! - Yes! - LL: Yeah! - CHARLI: Yes! And now, ladies and gentlemen, Charli XCX! (cheering) - Some people say I look like me dad.
- What? Are you serious? Ah, ohh! Hey, hey! I said, hey boy sitting in your tree Mummy always wants you to come for tea Don't be shy, straighten up your tie Get down from your tree house sitting in the sky I wanna know just what to do Is it very big? Is there room for two? I got a house with windows and doors I'll show you mine if you show me yours Gotta let me in, hey, hey, hey Let the fun begin, hey I'm the wolf today, hey, hey, hey I'll huff, I'll puff I'll huff, I'll puff, I'll blow you away Say you will, say you won't, say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me, "C'est la vie" Say you will, say you won't, say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me, "C'est la vie" Hey, hey, Na, Na, Na, hey Na, Na, Na, ho Na, Na, Na, hey Hey, hey, hey Say you will, say you won't, say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me, "C'est C'est la vie" Say you will, say you won't, say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me, "C'est la vie" (cheering) - LL: That was crazy! - I'm all stuck together.
- Chrissy, s'up? You okay? You all right? - CHRISSY: I'm fine.
You're having a fashion moment over there.
This look's chic.
You look like the queen had a really good night out.
Thank you! Yeah! - (laughs) - (cheering) I'm thinking you look like one of the bell.
You look amazing.
I love it.
(laughter) All right, Charli, you can head over to the VIP.
(pop music playing) All right, the prince in the building, and this battle will not be settled over tea and crumpets.
All agree it is shaping up to be quite the night.
- It's Lip Sync, baby.
- DJ Boy George, take us out, baby.
Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Yeah, it takes two Yeah, yeah, yeah, LSB returns, and Charli XCX is ready to blast off and go next level! She knows she's got a competition on her hands, but by the look of things backstage, she's ready to drop the prim and proper to get down and dirty.
Let's see how she plans to take it to Rita.
(cheering) - (deep exhale) - (dance music plays) I feel nervous - Oh, God.
Okay.
- There is no wrong.
but confident that I am gonna slay Rita.
Me and Rita are actually really good friends, so this competition's gonna run deep.
I have to beat her.
You guys are crushing it.
- You're gonna crush it.
- Real pros.
Excellent.
I feel like it's really important for the UK that I win, just because I'm a national treasure and Rita, she's not so well known.
I will never ever let Rita live this down if she loses.
- If you win, I'll never hear the end of it.
- No, you won't.
No way.
- (cheering) - ("Shape of You" playing) The club isn't the best place to find a lover So the bar is where I go Me and my friends at the table doing shots Drinking fast and then we talk slow Come over and start up a conversation with just me And trust me, I'll give it a chance now Take my hand, stop, put Van the Man on the jukebox And then we start to dance, and now I'm singing like Girl, you know I want your love Your love was handmade for somebody like me Come on now, follow my lead Come on now, follow my lead, mm-hmm-hmm I'm in love with the shape of you We push and pull like a magnet do Although my heart is falling too I'm in love with your body, oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I I'm in love with your body, every day discovering something brand new I'm in love with the shape of you Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on Oh! (shouts) I'm in love with the shape of you We push and pull like a magnet do Although my heart is falling too I'm in love with the shape of you (cymbal crashes) (cheering) See, Charli XCXS? Ed Sheeran.
I never thought I'd be so turned on by by Charli in a in a small red wig.
- (laughter) - I kinda wanna keep it.
It's good.
I like it.
I get it.
LL: I love it.
Boy George! I've never seen Ed do those sorts of moves, though.
Now I'm gonna feel cheated when I go and see him.
He needs to dance like you.
It was amazing.
- (cheering) - (LL laughs) Yeah, that was serious.
That was some nice little moves there.
- Rita? - Yo! I mean, I can't even if you didn't have a mic or if you had a mic, I'm gonna drop it for you, 'cause that was fire.
- (thuds) - (cheering) (bell dings) - So, Charli - Yeah? that was that was cool.
That was sexy.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
- I'm so jealous.
Yeah, I wanna win.
I'm here to win, you know, so LL: Yeah.
So you you head on over to the VIP.
- Okay.
- Hang out.
("Shape of You" playing) Charli knocked it out big time! Yeah! And when we return, we'll see what tricks Rita's got up her sleeve.
London's calling, and this battle is on.
Hey, Mr.
DJ, take us out.
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I, I'm in love Yeah, it takes two to make a thing go right Lip Sync Battle is back, and we got Boy George behind the one and twos for this special British Invasion episode! Rita Ora is up next, and this triple-threat is ready to show she's all about that Lip Sync Life.
Let's see how she plans to take it to Charli.
- Oh, woo! - (cheering) Ready to lip sync! (bleeps) I have to win.
MAN: We got we got it, girl.
Like, can someone just tell me what the (bleeps) is going on? I mean, if they expect Brits to be polite, they're gonna be pretty (bleeps) let down.
This stage looks so amaze.
- (bleeps) - (laughs) - All right, yeah.
- (mimics gunfire) I love it, 'cause it's, like, Charli, so we've known each other forever.
- You know what I think's the funniest part? - What? - This might be the test of our friendship.
- I know.
I kinda feel like she's gonna win, which is why I'm being so cocky about it.
Two Brits abroad.
- Brits abroad! - Brits abroad! Good luck.
You're probably gonna win, and I'm probably never gonna forgive myself.
Let the embarrassment begin! (cheering) Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah If you want my future, forget my past If you wanna get with me, better make it fast Now don't go wasting my precious time Get your act together we could be just fine I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends - Gotta get with my friends - Make it last forever Friendship never ends If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is So, here's a story from A to Z You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully We got Em in the place who likes it in your face You got G like MC who likes it on a Easy V doesn't come for free She's a real lady, and as for me, ha, you'll see Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends Make it last forever, friendship never ends If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is If you wanna be my lover (cheering) LL: Oh! Make some noise! - CHRISSY: Oh, my God.
- LL: Make some noise! CHRISSY: Whoo! (cheering) That is such a good song! I mean, someone had to do the Spice Girls.
It's like You know what I mean? It was dope.
Yeah! So, what does that song mean to you? Like, a Spice Girls classic, what was it like? It was the first concert I ever went to in my entire life.
Yeah.
(cheering) And I just and I remember, like, literally, waiting outside to try and get a ticket, - and, like, it was crazy.
- I have definitely cried to "2 Become 1.
" Did you? I have a feeling LL has never heard "2 Become 1.
" Oh, nah, nah, that's my go-to.
That's my go-to tune.
So, Boy George, now, you've been deejaying these massive parties all over the place.
You ever slide in a little Spice Girls after some funk or some pop just to mix it up? When everyone's really drunk at the end of the night, I'll slip in the Spice Girls.
Yeah.
(cheering) But only the jungle remix.
Only the jungle remix.
LL: All right.
Well, Rita Spice, you can head on over to the VIP.
- CHRISSY: Ooh.
- Take your time getting there.
It was an amazing battle, and when we return, we find out who takes the LSB belt back to the UK.
You guys are gonna wanna be around for this.
It's Lip Sync Battle, baby.
Boy George, do your thing! If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my friends Yeah, it takes two to make a thing go right Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle! Tonight we're smashing! And for that we have to thank Charli and Rita for going in and making this a truly thrilling competition.
However, listen.
The belt can only go to one of you, okay? - Chrissy, let's do it.
- Let's do it.
(rock music plays) is the Lip Sync Battle champ Charli XCX? (cheering) Spit it out.
Spit it out.
(laughs) Or is the Lip Sync Battle champion Rita Ora? (loud cheering) Rita Ora is the Lip Sync Battle champion, ladies and gentlemen! - Take your belt.
- Oh, my God! - LL: So, Rita.
- RITA: Yo! You are the new Lip Sync Battle champion.
How's it feel? I can't actually believe it.
I just wanna thank my mom, my no, I mean, it's so awesome, but honestly, like, we have to share it.
CROWD: Aww.
That's a beautiful thing.
Make some noise! (cheering) So, my man Boy George, what was your experience like in Lip Sync Battle, being here, hanging out with us? Listen, the best thing in the world is being someone else.
It's the best thing ever, 'cause you just don't have to worry about anything.
- It looks like such fun! Oh, my God.
- (cheering) So, a big thanks to Rita Ora Charli XCX for coming to do our Lip Sync party tonight! Special thanks to the legendary Boy George for rocking behind the turntables all night long.
And a big shout out to Lip Sync Nation all over the world! One love from me, LL Cool J, and Chrissy Teigen! And remember, whatever you do in life, "Knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L!" If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends Make it last forever, friendship never ends If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is If you wanna be my lover You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta Make it last forever Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around LL: It's a tough job, but somebody gotta do it.
Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and zigazig ah
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