Lip Sync Battle (2015) s04e15 Episode Script

Ben Higgins vs. Rachel Lindsay

1 - Hit it! - Yeah, yeah! It takes two to make a thing go right Yeah, yeah! - It takes two to make it outta sight - Hit it I wanna rock right now I'm Rob Base and I came to get down I'm not internationally known But I'm known to rock a microphone Because I get stupid I mean outrageous Stay away from me If you're contagious Ladies love me, girls adore me I mean even the ones who never saw me Like one, two, three, get loose now - It takes two to make - (crowd cheering) It takes two to make a thing It takes two to make What's up, Lip Sync fam? Hello, hello! Tonight we have the most dramatic battle in the history of LSB.
But first, your host, hip-hop royalty, - LL Cool J! - (hip-hop music plays) They call me Big L'y - Big silly - What? Big money - Big Billy - Whoo! When I'm sliding in them all, can ya hear me? - Hands up! Hands up! - I be sexing wit these bars so ya feel me Yo, yo, yo! Lemme hear you say yeah! - Crowd: Yeah! - Say, "Hell yeah!" - Crowd: Hell yeah! - Now scream! - (crowd screams) - Go, Chrissy, it's your birthday Go, Chrissy, make it hot now, go, Chrissy Ladies and gentlemen, she's Chrissy Teigen! All right.
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle, and like we always do it around here, we got an incredible show on tap.
You feel me? (crowd cheers) Time to get the battle started! Let's go! (dramatic music plays) She's a straight-talking lawyer, first African-American woman to star in The Bachelorette.
Put your hands together for Rachel Lindsay.
(cheering) And we first met him as a cast member on The Bachelorette.
You loved him so much, he became a Bachelor.
Make some noise for Ben Higgins.
(cheering) Welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
- I'm ready.
I'm focused.
- We are so ready.
I'm sorry if I can't talk right now.
I'm really focused.
- You're ready.
You're focused.
- AKA, nervous.
- That's what he is.
- I'm shaking.
- Oh! - LL: Nah, he's not nervous.
So, we're gonna send things off.
We're gonna go ladies first.
Ben, you have a seat over in the VIP.
- (cheering) - Rachel, come on over here with me.
- All right.
- Rachel: Okay.
What song you gonna do tonight for the people? Well, I'm gonna do something that's a little familiar to everyone, an oldie but a goodie.
I'm gonna do "Shoop" by Salt-n-Pepa.
Oh, you going there.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, here she is, - Rachel Lindsay! - (cheering) Hey, yeah, I wanna shoop, baby - Shoop - (cheering) That sounds sexy, uh Here I go, here I go, here I go again - Girls, what's my weakness? - Men! - Okay then, chillin', chillin', mindin' my business - Word Yo, Salt, I looked around, and I couldn't believe this I swear, I stared, my niece, my witness The brother had it goin' on with somethin' kinda, uh Wicked, wicked, had to kick it I'm not shy, so I asked for the digits A ho? No, that don't make me See what I want, slip slide to it swifty Felt it in my hips, so I dipped back to my bag of tricks Then I flipped for a tip, make me wanna do tricks for him Lick him like a lollipop should be licked Came to my senses and I chilled for a bit Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do So well, it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop, shoop, shoop Shoop, shoop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop You're packed and you're stacked, 'specially in the back - Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that - LL: Hey! Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie? If looks could kill, you would be an uzi You're a shotgun, bang! What's up with that thang? I wanna know how does it hang? Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr.
Lover Like Prince said, you're a sexy mutha, well-a I like 'em real wild, "B" boy style by the mile Smooth black skin with a smile Bright as the sun, I wanna have some fun Come and give me some of that yum-yum Chocolate chip, honey dip, can I get a scoop? Baby, take a ride in my coupe, you make me wanna - Shoop, shoop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop - Baby, hey Ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop Shoop, shoop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop, shoop (cheers, applause) - Rachel: Thank you! - How are you that hot and a lawyer? (laughter) - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Chrissy: That is amazing.
- Thank you! - All right.
So, Rachel, everybody loves that song from Salt-n-Pepa, all right? We all love it.
They love it.
Even the ones that was younger, they googled it, and they love it.
All right? How many of us have not sang that song, danced to it in the mirror? - And I love that I'm representing - Yes! Salt-n-Pepa today.
- (cheering) - LL: All right.
So so, Ben, Rachel didn't come here to mess around.
- No, I know.
No, I could tell.
- LL: You know what I mean? - (laughter) - No.
I mean, I thought she was gonna be really good, and she was excellent.
- (cheering) - LL: Rachel, you head on over to the VIP.
- Man: Whoo! - LL: Ben.
Ben.
Ben, come on over.
You're on deck.
All right.
So, Ben, what song are you performing to sway the crowd tonight? So, this song is very special to me.
- It takes me back to college.
- Chrissy: Is it called "Shirts Off"? (laughter) I'm gonna sing a little song called "Call Me Maybe.
" - (cheering) - Yeah! Make some noise for Ben Higgins! (pop music plays) I threw a wish in the well Don't ask me, I'll never tell I looked at you as it fell And now you're in my way I trade my soul for a wish Pennies and dimes for a kiss I wasn't looking for this But now you're in my way Your stare was holding Ripped jeans, skin was showing Hot night, wind was blowing Where you think you're going, baby? Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number So call me maybe It's hard to look right at you, baby But here's my number So call me maybe Before you came into my life I missed you so bad, I missed you so bad I missed you so, so bad It's hard to look right at you, baby But here's my number So call me maybe And all the other boys Try to chase me But here's my number So call me maybe (cheering) - LL: Lemme hear it! - Chrissy: Wow.
Literally.
I did that for you.
I told you.
I like that you utilized your assets.
We got to see everything.
It's almost as good as "Shirt Off," I will say! - (laughter) - Thank you.
So, Ben, you brought some moves to the stage, man.
I mean, I had to compete, honestly.
I mean, I knew she was gonna come out here and crush it, so I knew the only thing I could do was to crawl on the ground (laughter) - shake whatever I had left Yeah! - Shake what your mama gave ya! - Ben: Yeah.
Yeah.
- LL: I love that.
I love that.
That's super cool.
So, Rachel all right.
Now, do you think that maybe Ben'll be getting some calls after that performance? A hundred percent.
It sounds like Chrissy's already calling him.
- Right? - (laughter) LL: Oh yeah.
Ben, that was a great performance.
- You can head over to the VIP.
- Thank you so much.
Thank you.
- (pop music plays) - LL: It's The Bachelor versus The Bachelorette, and by the look of things, ain't no love going on around here.
Love is truly a battlefield, and it's only gonna get more dramatic.
It's LSB, baby.
It's hard to look right at you, baby But here's my number Crowd: So call me maybe It takes two to make a thing LSB returns, and Ben Higgins getting ready to throw down.
Now, Ben was a good guy on The Bachelor, but he's switching it up for this competition, and Ben is ready to battle.
Let's check him out.
(funk music plays) I'm Ben.
We're gonna - we're gonna run away together today.
- Hey, Ben.
- Really happy about it.
- There you go.
Okay.
I need to go through this choreography a few more times.
I'm gonna get up there, and I'm gonna blank out.
I know myself.
And at that moment, I'm gonna do some wild things.
Rachel, I understand that you're gonna bring heat today, but I'm not gonna back down easily.
- Aw, Ben! You're the best.
- Will you accept this rose? - Will you accept this rose? - I would love to accept this rose.
People: Aww.
If I win this belt today, my life will change forever.
- Are you kidding me? You've been passing these out? - Ben: Hey, Rachel.
- Is this how you think you're gonna win? - Just for fun.
- (slams) - Does this mean you won't accept it? (cheering) (organ music plays) Man: If anyone objects to this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Shot through the heart, and you're to blame Darlin', you give love a bad name - (rock music plays) - (cheering) An angel's smile is what you sell You promise me heaven, then put me through Hell Chains of love got a hold on me When passion's a prison, you can't break free Oh, there's nowhere to run No one can save me The damage is done Shot through the heart, and you're to blame - You give love a bad name - Bad name I play my part, and you play your game - You give love a bad name - Bad name You give love, oh! Oh, shot through the heart And you're to blame You give love a bad name I play my part, and you play your game - You give love a bad name - Bad name Shot through the heart, and you're to blame - You give love a bad name - Bad name I play my part, and you play your game - You give love a bad name - Bad name (cheering) (Chrissy laughs) They're fighting girls and boys are fighting over this.
I thought you were handsome with short hair, and then I was like, - "Wow.
He's really handsome with short hair " - Ben: Then you saw the makeup.
" 'cause this is not as good.
" - (laughter) - Well, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, though.
LL: Oh no! Make some noise for Ben's Bachelor buddies.
Everybody's favorite bartender from Bachelor in Paradise, Wells Adams! And keep it going for one of Bachelor Nation's favorites, Nick Viall! - (chants) Shirts off, shirts off, shirts off.
- (laughter) No? No? No.
Shirts off, shirts off! Shot through the heart, and you're to blame You give shirts a bad name I play my heart, you play your game - You give love a bad name - Rachel: Oh! This isn't fair! - (cheering) - Man: Yes! Yeah! (cheering) You're welcome.
- So (laughs) - (cheering continues) I told you I'd sell myself for this show.
I'm coming all-out tonight.
Yo, you ain't playing, man.
So, Rachel, if you were in the bride's shoes, and Ben just bust through the chapel door like that - Ben, I'm proud of you.
You killed it.
- Ben: Thank you.
- I'm also shirtless right now, so yeah.
- Rachel: You killed it.
(laughs) I am proud of you, but us ladies better stick together.
You know what I'm saying? (cheering) She knows what she's doing.
She's smart.
- Working it.
- Hey, all I ask is that everybody has a good time.
- (laughter, cheering) - Oh my God! All right.
Ben, that was great.
You and your boys, you have a seat over there in the VIP, my man.
- Thank you.
- Take a seat.
Ben has just proved that even Bon Jovi group dates can end badly.
- (both laugh) - And now, Rachel Lindsay gets a chance to show what she's got.
Does she accept the challenge? This is Lip Sync Battle.
- Yeah! - Shot through the heart And you're to blame You give love a bad name It takes two to make a thing go right Lip Sync Battle returns, and The Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay is coming straight outta the Lone Star state, is ready to put on show that proves, once and for all, they really do it big in Texas.
(cheering fades) I am so excited.
You have no idea.
No idea.
I cannot wait to play.
Crazy! (gasps) Oh.
Cannot go wrong with thigh-high boots.
(gasps) Okay, I can't fit in this.
Bryan's gonna have a problem with this.
What do you think? (laughs) Let me guess.
Are these - Oh.
Oh, this is part of the performance.
- Oh my God.
- We will do everything! - Yes, we are ready to walk.
- We are ready to squat.
- Woman: Oh! - Whatever we need to do.
- Oh.
Okay, wait.
We might need to give you a little more choreography - now that I just saw what you just did.
- (laughs) (funk music plays) - Can't wait to get home.
I'm gonna practice.
- Woman: Yeah? Do you want to do it again, or are you good? - It's up to you.
- I think I'm okay.
- Woman: Okay.
- I'm gonna practice.
(cheers, applause) I always used to say that this was my if I could have a dream job, this is what it would be.
No.
Like, shout out to Beyoncé, Rihanna, and everybody else who's killing it on stage night after night.
Like, this is hard.
You come out, lotta energy, you have a ball.
- Yeah, cool.
Appreciate it, man.
- Embrace it.
Yeah, it's just a regular Sunday.
We're just kicking around.
- With Chrissy Teigen and LL Cool J.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, just just a normal Sunday.
-Yeah.
(cell phone whooshes) Now I'm out here looking like a bitch Feeling like a 10, the best I ever been And yeah, I know how bad it must hurt To see me like this, but it gets worse - Wait a minute - Now you're out here looking like regret Ain't too proud to beg, second chance you'll never get And yeah, I know how bad it must hurt To see me like this, but it gets worse - Wait a minute - Now payback is a bad chick And, baby, I'm the baddest Y'all playing with a savage Can't have this, can't have this And it'd be nice of me to take it easy on ya, but nah - Baby, I'm sorry - I'm not sorry Baby, I'm sorry I'm not sorry Being so bad got me feelin' so good Showing you up like I knew that I would - Baby, I'm sorry - I'm not sorry Baby, I'm sorry I'm not sorry Feeling inspired 'cause the tables have turned Yeah, I'm on fire, and I know that it burns - LL: Put it up! - Talk that talk, baby Better walk, better walk that walk, baby If you talk, if you talk that talk, baby Better walk, better walk that walk, baby - Oh yeah - Baby, I'm sorry I'm not sorry - Baby, I'm sorry - I'm not sorry Feeling inspired 'cause the tables have turned Yeah, I'm on fire, and I know that it burns I'm not sorry (cheers, applause) What? LL: Make some noise! Chrissy: It's a shirts-off party! - Chrissy? - I thought you were hot before, now you can dance.
- (laughs) - You can do everything.
So, Rachel brought out her fiancé, Bryan Abasolo.
You know what I'm saying? What's up? Welcome to the show.
- Man, how you doing? - Great.
Excellent, man.
So what's it like seeing your lady, Rachel, under the bright lights of Lip Sync Battle? Oh, she's a rock star.
Sexy.
- Turn-on.
Big time.
- Chrissy: Oh.
- (cheering) - You're gonna have fun tonight.
(cheering) Now, Ben, Rachel got her sexy on.
Does her Demi Lovato, you know, top your Bon Jovi? Yeah, that's a good question, so you know, I I said it earlier.
I just really wanted everybody to have a good time tonight.
(laughter) Well, Rachel, Bryan and I look the same, don't we? - It's kinda weird, isn't it? - Yeah.
No.
No, Boo Boo.
No.
All right, Rachel, you can head over to the VIP.
You and Bryan head on over to the VIP.
(cheering) So, everything came up roses with that bad of a woman.
Come back.
The belt must find a new place to call home.
Now, I am rocking it for now, but Ben or Rachel will have a crown coming up.
It's Lip Sync Battle, baby.
Lip Sync Battle! Baby, I'm sorry I'm not sorry - Baby, I'm sorry - I'm not sorry It takes two to make a thing go right LL: Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle! This was another amazing night of musical magic and magical performances.
And for that we have to thank Ben Higgins and Rachel Lindsay.
Make some noise for 'em! But a champ must be crowned.
- Chrissy, let's do it.
- (dramatic music plays) Is the Lip Sync Battle champ Ben Higgins? - (cheering) - (gasps) Or is the champ Rachel Lindsay? (cheering wildly) And the Lip Sync Battle champion is Rachel Lindsay! (cheering continues) All right.
Rachel, you are the Lip Sync Battle champ.
What's it like to have that belt around your waist? Oh my gosh, it feels so good.
I had a lot of competition.
Ben, you were fantastic tonight.
- (cheering) - Rachel: You shocked me.
Shocked me.
You were great.
But I just want to thank you guys for being here and supporting us.
It means so much.
Thank you so much.
And, Ben, you were incredible tonight.
You did your thing.
You know, shot through the heart.
You know, you're to blame.
You gave love a bad name, ultimately, but it was an amazing night for you.
Did you enjoy your LSB experience? You know, I enjoyed it a lot.
This was great.
Thanks for coming out to watch.
You're the best.
A big thanks to Ben Higgins and Rachel Lindsay for being a part of the Lip Sync crew tonight.
One love from me, LL Cool J, and Chrissy.
And remember, whatever you do in life, "Knock 'em outta the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L!" - Baby, I'm sorry - I'm not sorry Baby, I'm sorry