Lip Sync Battle (2015) s05e04 Episode Script

Andy Grammer vs Vanessa Morgan

1 Hit it! It takes two to make a thing go right - Hit it! - I wanna rock right now I'm not internationally known But I'm known to rock a microphone Because I get stupid, I mean outrageous Stay away from me if you're contagious Like one, two, three, get loose now - It takes two - Hit it! Hello, Lip Sync Battle! Are you guys ready? Tonight, an incredible voice not mine meets an incredible badass.
But before we go to battle, make some noise to the king to my LSB castle, the Mic master LL Cool J.
They call me Big L'y, Big Silly Big Money, Big Billy Hands up, hands up! Hands up, hands up! - Say "hell yeah!" - Hell yeah! Then scream! She's poetic, she's magnetic, she's highly aesthetic, she is Chrissy Teigen.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, you sound very, you know.
This has never happened to me before, I swear to god.
I feel like I owe everyone an explanation.
John, my husband, just won the EGOT, which, I don't know if you know what that is.
But he officially has an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony.
So, I thought, maybe, it would be a good idea if I had a little help today.
You know what? I like that idea.
Yeah, I need I need some help, so can my interpreter come out, please? Make some noise for John Legend, everybody.
I think I'm over-dressed.
You are over-dressed, you're definitely over-dressed.
Wait, so basically, what we're gonna do is, when I have a question for you, you're gonna whisper in John's ear, John's gonna give me your answer.
- So, let's practice this once.
- Okay.
Chrissy, are you ready to get this battle started? "Yeah.
You look really sexy tonight, LL.
" Well, let's get it! She can be seen every week as Toni Topaz on the hit TV show Riverdale.
She's the 2018 Teen Choice Award winner for Choice Breakout Star.
Make some noise for Vanessa Morgan! And he has amassed a succession of pop hits, six of which are certified gold or higher.
He's best known for his platinum hits "Honey, I'm Good," "Keep Your Head Up," and "Fresh Eyes.
" Give it up for Andy Grammer.
Vanessa, Andy, welcome to the show.
- Thank you, thank you! - Good to be here.
"I'm so excited for this battle.
I'm a big fan of both of you.
" - Well, hopefully, you'll still be fans once this is done.
- They will be.
- Yeah, I agree with that one.
- It's about to get real.
Okay, so, Vanessa, you're first tonight, you come on over.
Andy, have a seat in the V.
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Vanessa, what's your first song gonna be? I'm just gonna let the song play and you guys can hear it.
Okay, well, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the mysterious Vanessa Morgan.
Mmm, girl Mmmm, yeah Baby I just don't get it Do you enjoy being hurt? Bad as you are, you stick around And I just don't know why If I was your man, baby you'd Never worry about what I do I'd be coming home back to you Every night, doing you right You're the type of woman deserves good things A fistful of diamonds, a hand full of rings Baby you're a star, I just want to show you are You should let me love you Let me be the one to Give you everything you want and need (Everything you need) Baby, good love and protection Make me your selection Show you how true love's supposed to be Baby, you should let me love you Let me be the one to Give you everything you want and need Baby, good love and protection Make me your selection Show you how true love's supposed to be (Yeah yeah yeah) You should let me - Damn I got you, baby, I got you.
- She's good, she's good.
Chrissy says she thinks you should let John wear her wig.
Chrissy, I agree.
Why did I sign up for this? Is this the weirdest episode ever? This is so weird.
I love it You can wear anything you want in Lip Sync Battle , it's all love.
It's all love.
Vanessa, what did that feel like, being out here? How'd it feel? I mean, I feel like that was a solid solo performance.
I think so! - Right? - Oh, yeah, yeah.
So, Andy, you and I were over there when it all Uh, yeah, when the passion happened with the hair off, and then she jumped on, I knew I was in trouble.
But, I'm gonna come hard.
I feel strong.
Actually, Chrissy wanted me to say, "That's what she said.
" I missed it, I missed my cue.
But that's what she said.
All right, Vanessa, you can go on over to the V.
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Andy, you can switch places, baby, come on over.
All right.
- Yeah, so Andy.
- I'ma work it out.
What's your first song gonna be, baby? Uh, Chrissy, could you tell John to bring me my ears, please.
Wow.
An aristocrat.
- There you go.
- Thanks, bro.
- This is so weird.
- That's the spirit! Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Andy Grammer.
Oh yeah, don't need permission Made my decision to test my limits 'Cause it's my business God as my witness Start what I finished All that you got, skin to skin, oh my God Don't ya stop, boy Somethin' 'bout you makes me Feel like a dangerous woman Somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout you Makes me wanna do things that I shouldn't Somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout you Nothing to prove and I'm bulletproof and Know what I'm doing The way we're movin' like introducing Us to a new thing All that you got, skin to skin, oh my God Don't ya stop, boy Somethin' 'bout you Makes me feel like a dangerous woman Somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout you Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Andy, I don't even need Chrissy to tell me this.
Chrissy's very excited because she's a very big Ariana Grande fan.
Chrissy, how'd you feel about the cat ears? Were they sexy? Were they givin' off vibe? She loves 'em.
No, yo, John, no, no, no, no, no.
What did she really say? She, several years ago, tweeted something she tweeted that she was not a fan of the cat ears movement.
- Oh, (BLEEP).
- And, hold on, hold on.
- Some of Ariana's fans took that to mean she was - No, it's because, hold on.
John had a girl come up to us in Paris that he had previously had sex with.
And she was wearing cat ears.
Wait, hold up.
All I heard was, "previously had sex with.
" - Hold on, hold on, I got the mic now.
- I have a Mic, too.
Bottom line is, some of Ariana's fans thought that meant she did not like Ariana.
But, Chrissy, I can attest to the fact, based on what we play in our car, is a very serious Ariana Grande fan.
Arianator? What are those? - Is that the correct? - Arianator.
Arianator, she is an Arianator.
- And you killed it, Andy.
- But you had sex with that girl.
All right.
So, Andy, that was exciting.
Did that feel good? That felt a touch too good.
Yeah, I gotta tell you, the leg sweep, the leg sweep.
Vanessa, when was out there flexing his sex appeal, how did you feel? Were you feelin' the vibe? Nah, I wasn't feeling it, Andy.
I wasn't feeling it.
- We'll just have to up it.
- That's okay.
We'll just up it, we'll just up it.
We yeah yeah, that's not a problem.
We just up it a little bit.
So, Andy, you go on over to the V.
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Prepare to up it, baby.
Prepare to up it.
So the battlers are going at it, and this one is anyone's to win.
This one's going down to the wire, baby.
We've already seen a blow-up doll and a man in cat ears.
What else could be comin'? I'm excited, too! It's LSB, baby! Something 'bout you makes me (Yeah!) (Woo!) It takes two to make a thing go right LSB is back, and Vanessa Morgan is ready to bring some flavor.
Before she hits the stage, let's see how this Ontario, Canada, native plan to let the world know that north is in the house.
This is completely out of my comfort zone.
- So, I'm super nervous.
- Don't be nervous at all.
But I just want to win.
The song I'm doing is a song I used to grind to in grade eight.
- Woo! - Good vibes, I see you.
You guys actin' up, huh? Oh, my God! I really see that Lip Sync Battle belt on the mantle of my fireplace.
- You look nervous, it's gonna be all right.
- I'm nervous.
- I'm nervous.
- You'll be all right, breathe.
Andy, you better watch out.
Yeah, uh-huh, so seductive I'll take you to the candy shop I'll let you lick the lollipop Go 'head girl don't you stop Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa You could have it your way, how do you want it? You gon' back that thing up, or should I push up on it? Temperature rising, okay, let's go to the next level Dance floor jam-packed, hot as a tea kettle I break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho In the hotel, or in the back of the rental On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into I'm trying to explain, baby, the best way I can I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands, ha-ha I'll take you to the candy shop I'll let you lick the lollipop Go 'head, girl don't you stop Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa I'll take you to the candy shop Boy, one taste what I got I'll have you spending all you got Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa - I'll take you to the candy shop - Woo, turn it up! I'll let you lick the lollipop Go 'head, girl don't you stop Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa Woo! John and Chrissy, Chrissy and John.
Chrissy told me you were doing a song called "Magic Store.
" And I believe 50 had a song called "Magic Stick.
" And "Candy Shop.
" But she kinda merged them into a, a new, hybrid, almost-song called "Magic Store.
" - Yes! - All right, so Vanessa, - you came out here, you know - little, you know.
And then it, like, turned into, like, freaky gangster, kinda femme fatale.
What was it like showing another side of yourself? - You know.
- I feel like this song represents me.
To be honest.
It's it's the good girl, but then actually not, if you really know me.
So, Andy, there's a lot to unpack in that performance.
I mean, it was crazy.
- So, what'd you think? - I, uh, I think I'm in trouble.
Once I saw the candy stripper pole, and all this money, I was like, "uh-oh.
" But again, I won't set up a I was gonna say, I'm still gonna come hard.
That's what she said.
I love it, I love it.
You can go over to the V.
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I don't know if the sweet people of Lip Sync nation will ever be the same after that.
Andy's got a tough act to follow.
I know he's got something ready.
And when we return, we'll find out exactly what that is.
- This is Lip Sync Battle.
- Lip Sync Battle! Take you to the candy shop (Yeah!) (Woo!) It takes two to make a thing go right So, we're back with more LSB.
And it's time for Andy Grammer to get some revenge.
He's got a few tricks up his sleeve.
So let's get to behind the scenes as he designs a plan to bring the magic, baby.
- Rehearsal has been a serious workout .
- Ha! Yeah! I'm really channeling my inner Richard Simmons.
Right, yes, yes, hey! I really want to lean into it.
And pelvic thrust, yeah, uh.
What's the most aggressive, obnoxious thing we can do? The hip thrusts on the ground are pretty dirty.
Can never be over-prepared Oh, my God.
This is so ridiculous.
I love it.
When I actually dunk it, could everybody fall? It's a little bit strange that something so ridiculous being taken so seriously.
But that's where my head is right now.
I came to win.
- I feel, like, this sibling rivalry.
- Oh, between me and you? - We gotta get into it, yeah.
- I know.
- This is my home.
The stage is my home.
- I feel! Vanessa, get ready, 'cause I'm comin' with some serious tight shorts, some big, big dance moves, and some intense upper leg hair I don't think you can compete with.
Just to be completely honest.
Pump up the jam, pump it up While you feet are stompin' And the jam is pumpin' Look at here the crowd is jumpin' Pump it up a little more Get the party going on the dance floor Seek us that's where the party's at And you'll find out if you're too bad I don't want a place to stay Get your booty on the floor tonight Make my day I don't want a place to stay Get your booty on the floor tonight Make my day Make my day Make my day Make my day Make my day Yo, pump up the jam, pump it up While you feet are stompin' And the jam is pumpin' Look at here the crowd is jumpin' Pump it up a little more Get the party going on the dance floor Seek us that's where the party's at And you'll find out if you're too bad I don't want a place to stay Get your booty on the floor tonight Make my day Make my day Make my, make my, make make my day Make my day Make my day Make my, make my, make make my day Pump it, pump it, pump it up Chrissy says, "We haven't exercised this much in months.
" So, Andy, we knew you were a singer-songwriter, we knew about all that but nobody told us about your athletic prowess.
- I know, it's really good to show another side.
- We didn't know about that.
- Yeah, Vanessa.
- Yes.
Did you have any idea that you were battling a baller? I didn't know I was, he didn't make his slam dunk, so Oh, (BLEEP).
Oh! Biggest shot I've ever made in my life.
I feel really good about that.
I feel good, I feel really good about that shot.
Hell yeah.
- This is getting exciting.
- I want everyone to know at home, he made the shot on the first take, everybody.
He's an athlete, par excellence.
All right, Andy.
Andy, you go on over to the V.
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par excellence and all that.
Enjoy yourself with Vanessa.
So, we had a little bit of everything with this one.
But one thing's for sure, it's gonna be a hard to make this decision.
Vanessa and Andy delivered tonight, baby.
No question about it.
I've never been more pumped to see who gets to take home this delicious gem.
Don't move a muscle.
It's Lip Sync Battle, baby! Pump up the jam, pump it up While your feet are (Yeah!) (Woo!) It takes two to make a thing go right Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
Tonight, had it all: laughs, candy, balls.
A good time was had by all.
But before we find out who wins the LSB belt, let's make some noise for Vanessa Morgan and Andy Grammer.
But listen, there can only be one champ, so, uh Mr.
and Mrs.
Legend-Teigen, let's do this.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen no, no, John, John, John.
John, yeah yeah yea no, no, no John.
Yeah You look good with the belt, but bring it back here, okay.
Is the champ Vanessa Morgan? Or is the Lip Sync Battle champion Andy Grammer? And the Lip Sync Battle champion is Andy Grammer! Let's put that belt on Andy.
And the baller balling! Okay, so, Andy, you are the champion of Lip Sync Battle champion tonight.
How's it feel? How's it feel to have that belt around your waist, baby? Uh, this feels real good, man.
Honestly, just to cover my I want to give a big thanks to Vanessa Morgan and Andy Grammer for being down with our Lip Sync crew tonight.
One love from me, LL Cool J, and Chrissy Teigen, and John Legend.
And remember, whatever you do in life, whatever you do, baby, Knock 'em out the box, L, knock 'em out, L.
Yo, pump up the jam, pump it up - Too early, too early.
- I was too early? - I was too early, I'm sorry.
- Oh, okay, okay.
That's what she said.
John, you don't saunter yet.
Now, maybe, you'll respect my job.
Hold on I've been on this show twice.
And I was robbed both times.
This will not replace the wins I should've had, thank you.
I don't want a place to stay Get your booty on the floor tonight Make my day Thank you to John Legend.
We love you.
Make my, make my, make, make my
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