Marvel's Avengers Assemble (2013) s04e04 Episode Script
Prison Break
You sure about this, Wasp? Oh, Captain Marvel's stalling.
You afraid? Just giving you an out.
Your funeral.
I could've gotten a snack in the time it took you to return that serve.
That makes 11 points in a row.
I'm gonna wipe that smug smirk off your face.
Whoa, settle down.
It's just a game.
Sorry, Vision.
This might take a while.
I can see that.
I will wait.
I have next.
Perhaps I will step back.
For a better view, and my own safety.
You really can't stand to lose.
Did you rig a trick ball? No.
The trick's on you.
Crimson Widow.
The only survivor of the reactivated Black Widow program.
The only one worthy of surviving.
You've got some nerve, Widow, busting into our house and busting up our game.
- It's over.
- Fair enough.
Calculating your firing arc was simple.
Easy to expect.
But what you don't expect can be the most deadly.
Vision! This is the Avengers.
All new, all different, all finished.
Dasvidanya.
You wish.
Wasp, hit the alarm! A little busy.
Some team player.
Yikes.
Must be some game of Ping-Pong.
Aah! - Look out! - Whoa! Tag! You're it! Aah! All yours, Ms.
Marvel.
This is your opportunity to surrender.
I recommend that you take it.
Vision does not have a normal body.
It is going to take some work to patch him up.
Stay on it, Black Panther.
In the meantime, I'm gonna transport Crimson Widow to lockup.
I'll come with.
Maybe take Ms.
Marvel with you too.
- What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing.
I just thought maybe you could use another person.
- You trying to say I can't handle it? - No, of course not.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to get back to fixing Vision and awkwardly eject myself from this conversation.
Wasp and I will take care of Crimson Widow.
You just make sure Vision's okay.
Welcome to the Vault, the most secure prison in the world.
And lucky you, they've got a single room waiting.
You Avengers, too arrogant for your own good.
You've no chance of holding me.
That's pretty much what every supervillain says.
This place is buried hundreds of feet into a mountain, miles from civilization.
So get comfy.
You ain't going anywhere.
Red Skull, Leader It's like a Who's Who of butts we've kicked.
The worst of the worst.
You'll fit right in.
You.
You must be the one they call Captain Marvel.
I must be.
We haven't met, have we? You and your little friend? Remember my name.
Remember that in a world of ordinary mortals, I am Zarda.
W-Wait.
Did you just call me "little friend"? Ooh, the Wasp wants to take on Zarda.
That would be fun to watch.
Typhoid Mary.
You do not wanna let her get in your head.
Too late.
Home sweet home.
What are you so happy about? Look out! Dasvidanya, Avengers.
Again.
I may have been a bit impetuous, but you can help me get my plan back on track.
You said you wanted to fight the Avengers.
Today is your lucky day, Zarda.
To test their mettle on the battlefield? It'll be glorious.
Pretty sure no one authorized any recess.
Finally, after all this time in captivity, a challenge worthy of Zarda.
Then bring it! Why should I let Zarda have all the fun? I've no interest in you, mere bug! I am not a bug, and I am not your little friend.
No! Aw, you look exhausted, Wasp.
Time to close your eyes forever! Get away from her! You should worry more about your own skin.
Ugh! This is the coward's way out.
I want to destroy them in combat! Have you never heard the saying, "Patience is a virtue"? Virtue is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their men! We have work to do.
Leave them here to enjoy their agony.
Somehow I think you enjoy it more.
Great.
Now let's find a way out.
None of this would've happened if you hadn't tried to rescue me.
Uh, Crimson Widow was gonna blast you.
I can take care of myself.
Hmm.
Good idea, but I'll need a boat and some monkeys.
Oh, hi, friends.
Typhoid Mary is loose.
But I'm telling you now, not much of a team player.
I work alone.
We all work alone.
But help me, and we can all get out of here.
How do we know we can trust you? You can't.
You can't trust me.
You can't trust anyone.
And if things go bad, I won't hesitate for a moment to sell you out, or worse.
Wow.
You are one horrible, soulless, evil woman.
I'm in.
Hold it right there.
Aw.
The guards have come out to play.
Merciless Minerva.
I like it.
This is concerning.
Vision's self-repair systems are still only in standby mode, and his life-sign readings continue to fade.
Vital signs are crashing! We are losing him! No, we're not.
Get clear.
I'm applying a countershock to jolt his neural processor.
No impact.
Vital signs still dropping fast! We gotta do something.
Anybody here know CPR? Won't do any good.
It's his systems going down.
It's not like we're trying to restart his heart.
No.
Perhaps that is exactly what we need to do.
Vision, friend, we are here to help you, but this battle is yours.
You must fight and come back to us.
Come on, Vision.
You can do it.
We believe in you, buddy.
Vision, wake up! Right now! His self-repair systems are back online.
He could hear us.
Welcome back, Viz.
Sorry about earlier.
I thought you needed saving.
I should've trusted you could handle it.
It's fine.
Everyone's always trying to hold me back.
My own father, Dr.
Pym? He thought I wasn't ready for the Wasp armor, so he made me wait.
The Avengers never asked me to join.
They made me wait.
No one's keeping track.
Easy for you to say.
I'm the one always having to prove myself.
You're an Avenger now.
You've already proven yourself.
I recognize these.
They're an advanced security configuration.
This'll require a light touch.
Blast these.
Blast these.
Blow up the rest.
That should do it.
- Good job.
- Thanks.
Now, how do we know which way they went? They left us a trail.
Attention fellow prisoners.
I offer you freedom and immediate release from the Vault, but it will cost you dearly.
Money wired into my secret account.
Typhoid Mary and Princess Zarda are coming around to collect.
Once everyone has paid up, I will open the doors.
Then we will leave this place behind.
This is a new day.
Crimson Widow wanted into the Vault all along.
And we totally fell for it.
Vision's condition has stabilized.
That's good.
Now we wait.
I figure Captain Marvel or Wasp would've checked in by now.
You guys have been doing the work.
Let me get this one.
Captain Marvel, Wasp, are you there? Come in.
No answer.
They are inside the Vault.
It is probably blocking their communication.
Avengers, anyone read me? Signal's not getting through.
We can take them down on our own.
There's too much at stake.
Crimson Widow and her gang have a plan.
We need one too.
Hey, there, angry lady.
Prisoners have paid up.
It's a go.
We still can't get out of here.
But once my password device cracks central security, the exterior doors will open.
Then everyone can walk out as they please.
Go after Crimson Widow.
I'll hold the prisoners here.
You want me to go so you can do it all yourself and save the day.
I want you to go because I trust you to take care of it.
Use that tech knowledge of yours and stop her from shutting down security.
Not happening.
What have we here? Ooh, a chance for some big, big fun! Back off! This one's mine.
All yours.
She can't handle them both.
Captain Marvel.
They say you are strong, powerful, the mightiest woman on the planet.
They do? That's nice of 'em to say.
They'll say those things about me after I finish you! Hmph! You draw first, I draw last! Get away from her! Aah! Look! Someone for me to fight.
Yay! Whoo! I'm having fun! So much fun! Now come here.
But now it's already over.
Boo! Stomp! Aah! Appreciate you having my back, but someone has to stop Crimson Widow.
But I thought you Of course you didn't need my help.
I tried to do too much.
You said you were always being held back by others.
Now the only one holding you back is you.
Go do your thing.
I'll take care of these two.
I won't let you down.
Ooh, I've got a fever, and I'm on fire! Ooh, goody.
I'm in your head now.
Captain Marvel is mine! Not if I get her first.
Aahh! Suffering savage! Silly Zarda.
You should've stayed outta my way! My sentiments exactly! That'll learn ya.
You just did half my job for me.
Kudos.
Now all is as it should be.
You and me.
To the death! You didn't think I'd let my brilliant device go unprotected, did you? You're the protection? Yeah, I'm not too worried.
Fine.
You and me.
I am the product of the most deadly spy program in human history.
You don't stand a chance.
Only two more characters to go.
Is that all you have? Who taught you how to fight? Self-taught.
I've faced warriors stronger than you on countless battlefields.
Men, women, old, young I've bested them all! I was hoping you would be more of a challenge.
But crushing you is no honor.
It's just another chore.
Gonna smack you right back into your cage.
I will never be imprisoned again.
Pathetic.
You are the Avenger weakling, aren't you? Who are you calling weakling? You.
You are Captain Marvel.
You were supposed to be a battle worthy of Zarda.
But as always, victory is mine! Is that all you got? You dare mock me? I'm not mocking you.
I'm punching you! Zarda has never fallen in battle! I hate people who talk in the third person.
You can surrender now, but I really hope you don't.
By great Hera, I will defeat you! This proves nothing.
I'm still better than you.
I don't have to prove anything to anybody, especially you.
No! Yoo-hoo! Zarda! We get to be neighbors.
Dasvidanya, for good this time.
Noooooo! Ready for the rematch? Why not? I've got nothing to prove.
But I'm still gonna kick your butt.
You're on.
You should take it easy, Vision.
Yeah.
You're still self-repairing.
But now that I am healthy again, I can finally get in a game of I have next.
You afraid? Just giving you an out.
Your funeral.
I could've gotten a snack in the time it took you to return that serve.
That makes 11 points in a row.
I'm gonna wipe that smug smirk off your face.
Whoa, settle down.
It's just a game.
Sorry, Vision.
This might take a while.
I can see that.
I will wait.
I have next.
Perhaps I will step back.
For a better view, and my own safety.
You really can't stand to lose.
Did you rig a trick ball? No.
The trick's on you.
Crimson Widow.
The only survivor of the reactivated Black Widow program.
The only one worthy of surviving.
You've got some nerve, Widow, busting into our house and busting up our game.
- It's over.
- Fair enough.
Calculating your firing arc was simple.
Easy to expect.
But what you don't expect can be the most deadly.
Vision! This is the Avengers.
All new, all different, all finished.
Dasvidanya.
You wish.
Wasp, hit the alarm! A little busy.
Some team player.
Yikes.
Must be some game of Ping-Pong.
Aah! - Look out! - Whoa! Tag! You're it! Aah! All yours, Ms.
Marvel.
This is your opportunity to surrender.
I recommend that you take it.
Vision does not have a normal body.
It is going to take some work to patch him up.
Stay on it, Black Panther.
In the meantime, I'm gonna transport Crimson Widow to lockup.
I'll come with.
Maybe take Ms.
Marvel with you too.
- What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing.
I just thought maybe you could use another person.
- You trying to say I can't handle it? - No, of course not.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to get back to fixing Vision and awkwardly eject myself from this conversation.
Wasp and I will take care of Crimson Widow.
You just make sure Vision's okay.
Welcome to the Vault, the most secure prison in the world.
And lucky you, they've got a single room waiting.
You Avengers, too arrogant for your own good.
You've no chance of holding me.
That's pretty much what every supervillain says.
This place is buried hundreds of feet into a mountain, miles from civilization.
So get comfy.
You ain't going anywhere.
Red Skull, Leader It's like a Who's Who of butts we've kicked.
The worst of the worst.
You'll fit right in.
You.
You must be the one they call Captain Marvel.
I must be.
We haven't met, have we? You and your little friend? Remember my name.
Remember that in a world of ordinary mortals, I am Zarda.
W-Wait.
Did you just call me "little friend"? Ooh, the Wasp wants to take on Zarda.
That would be fun to watch.
Typhoid Mary.
You do not wanna let her get in your head.
Too late.
Home sweet home.
What are you so happy about? Look out! Dasvidanya, Avengers.
Again.
I may have been a bit impetuous, but you can help me get my plan back on track.
You said you wanted to fight the Avengers.
Today is your lucky day, Zarda.
To test their mettle on the battlefield? It'll be glorious.
Pretty sure no one authorized any recess.
Finally, after all this time in captivity, a challenge worthy of Zarda.
Then bring it! Why should I let Zarda have all the fun? I've no interest in you, mere bug! I am not a bug, and I am not your little friend.
No! Aw, you look exhausted, Wasp.
Time to close your eyes forever! Get away from her! You should worry more about your own skin.
Ugh! This is the coward's way out.
I want to destroy them in combat! Have you never heard the saying, "Patience is a virtue"? Virtue is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their men! We have work to do.
Leave them here to enjoy their agony.
Somehow I think you enjoy it more.
Great.
Now let's find a way out.
None of this would've happened if you hadn't tried to rescue me.
Uh, Crimson Widow was gonna blast you.
I can take care of myself.
Hmm.
Good idea, but I'll need a boat and some monkeys.
Oh, hi, friends.
Typhoid Mary is loose.
But I'm telling you now, not much of a team player.
I work alone.
We all work alone.
But help me, and we can all get out of here.
How do we know we can trust you? You can't.
You can't trust me.
You can't trust anyone.
And if things go bad, I won't hesitate for a moment to sell you out, or worse.
Wow.
You are one horrible, soulless, evil woman.
I'm in.
Hold it right there.
Aw.
The guards have come out to play.
Merciless Minerva.
I like it.
This is concerning.
Vision's self-repair systems are still only in standby mode, and his life-sign readings continue to fade.
Vital signs are crashing! We are losing him! No, we're not.
Get clear.
I'm applying a countershock to jolt his neural processor.
No impact.
Vital signs still dropping fast! We gotta do something.
Anybody here know CPR? Won't do any good.
It's his systems going down.
It's not like we're trying to restart his heart.
No.
Perhaps that is exactly what we need to do.
Vision, friend, we are here to help you, but this battle is yours.
You must fight and come back to us.
Come on, Vision.
You can do it.
We believe in you, buddy.
Vision, wake up! Right now! His self-repair systems are back online.
He could hear us.
Welcome back, Viz.
Sorry about earlier.
I thought you needed saving.
I should've trusted you could handle it.
It's fine.
Everyone's always trying to hold me back.
My own father, Dr.
Pym? He thought I wasn't ready for the Wasp armor, so he made me wait.
The Avengers never asked me to join.
They made me wait.
No one's keeping track.
Easy for you to say.
I'm the one always having to prove myself.
You're an Avenger now.
You've already proven yourself.
I recognize these.
They're an advanced security configuration.
This'll require a light touch.
Blast these.
Blast these.
Blow up the rest.
That should do it.
- Good job.
- Thanks.
Now, how do we know which way they went? They left us a trail.
Attention fellow prisoners.
I offer you freedom and immediate release from the Vault, but it will cost you dearly.
Money wired into my secret account.
Typhoid Mary and Princess Zarda are coming around to collect.
Once everyone has paid up, I will open the doors.
Then we will leave this place behind.
This is a new day.
Crimson Widow wanted into the Vault all along.
And we totally fell for it.
Vision's condition has stabilized.
That's good.
Now we wait.
I figure Captain Marvel or Wasp would've checked in by now.
You guys have been doing the work.
Let me get this one.
Captain Marvel, Wasp, are you there? Come in.
No answer.
They are inside the Vault.
It is probably blocking their communication.
Avengers, anyone read me? Signal's not getting through.
We can take them down on our own.
There's too much at stake.
Crimson Widow and her gang have a plan.
We need one too.
Hey, there, angry lady.
Prisoners have paid up.
It's a go.
We still can't get out of here.
But once my password device cracks central security, the exterior doors will open.
Then everyone can walk out as they please.
Go after Crimson Widow.
I'll hold the prisoners here.
You want me to go so you can do it all yourself and save the day.
I want you to go because I trust you to take care of it.
Use that tech knowledge of yours and stop her from shutting down security.
Not happening.
What have we here? Ooh, a chance for some big, big fun! Back off! This one's mine.
All yours.
She can't handle them both.
Captain Marvel.
They say you are strong, powerful, the mightiest woman on the planet.
They do? That's nice of 'em to say.
They'll say those things about me after I finish you! Hmph! You draw first, I draw last! Get away from her! Aah! Look! Someone for me to fight.
Yay! Whoo! I'm having fun! So much fun! Now come here.
But now it's already over.
Boo! Stomp! Aah! Appreciate you having my back, but someone has to stop Crimson Widow.
But I thought you Of course you didn't need my help.
I tried to do too much.
You said you were always being held back by others.
Now the only one holding you back is you.
Go do your thing.
I'll take care of these two.
I won't let you down.
Ooh, I've got a fever, and I'm on fire! Ooh, goody.
I'm in your head now.
Captain Marvel is mine! Not if I get her first.
Aahh! Suffering savage! Silly Zarda.
You should've stayed outta my way! My sentiments exactly! That'll learn ya.
You just did half my job for me.
Kudos.
Now all is as it should be.
You and me.
To the death! You didn't think I'd let my brilliant device go unprotected, did you? You're the protection? Yeah, I'm not too worried.
Fine.
You and me.
I am the product of the most deadly spy program in human history.
You don't stand a chance.
Only two more characters to go.
Is that all you have? Who taught you how to fight? Self-taught.
I've faced warriors stronger than you on countless battlefields.
Men, women, old, young I've bested them all! I was hoping you would be more of a challenge.
But crushing you is no honor.
It's just another chore.
Gonna smack you right back into your cage.
I will never be imprisoned again.
Pathetic.
You are the Avenger weakling, aren't you? Who are you calling weakling? You.
You are Captain Marvel.
You were supposed to be a battle worthy of Zarda.
But as always, victory is mine! Is that all you got? You dare mock me? I'm not mocking you.
I'm punching you! Zarda has never fallen in battle! I hate people who talk in the third person.
You can surrender now, but I really hope you don't.
By great Hera, I will defeat you! This proves nothing.
I'm still better than you.
I don't have to prove anything to anybody, especially you.
No! Yoo-hoo! Zarda! We get to be neighbors.
Dasvidanya, for good this time.
Noooooo! Ready for the rematch? Why not? I've got nothing to prove.
But I'm still gonna kick your butt.
You're on.
You should take it easy, Vision.
Yeah.
You're still self-repairing.
But now that I am healthy again, I can finally get in a game of I have next.