My Status as an Assassin Obviously Exceeds the Hero's (2025) s01e11 Episode Script

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Whoa!
So this is Uruk City!
Lady Latticenail, while I'm sorry to say
this as soon as we arrived
I know, I know. We need to score
some intel on the guild, right?
Yes, precisely.
This is pretty good. I think you'd like it too.
Um, what about the mission?
I can just feel some valuable intel
over there! Let's go investigate!
Lady Latticenail!
Gosh, what a pleasant breeze.
Lady Latticenail?
What?
Is it just me, or are we ignoring
gathering intel in favor of sightseeing?
Pretty bold accusation there, Night.
I am observing the town as we speak.
I'm taking all this visual information
and sorting it out in my head.
Then I must apologize.
I'm not entirely sure I was
in the wrong, but I apologize.
Hey, guide! Could you take us
to the most popular tourist spot?
You got it.
There's nothing I can say at this point
MY STATUS AS AN ASSASSIN
OBVIOUSLY EXCEEDS THE HERO'S
This is a beautiful tourist town,
just like you said before we got here.
I shouldn't have let your praise for my
knowledge goad me into revealing that tidbit.
I've always wanted to experience
something like this.
Running away from home is the best!
It would've been even best-er
if you didn't drag me into this.
Now
Where to next?
Can we please start investigating now?
Here's our chance.
Huh?
Hello!
You're an adventurer, right?
I see your sword.
Yeah, what about it?
I hear the guild here's got
real nice-paying jobs on offer.
What're they like?
I wouldn't if I were you.
They're all either criminal activity
or involve demons.
What kind of criminal activities?
You really expect me
to say in public? Still
I wouldn't mind telling you privately.
I take it you've fallen for me, then?
I mean, you are pretty.
Thanks! But I'm aiming to be everyone's star,
so I can't get into any relationships.
I could've got us some intel
if I'd taken him up on that.
It's not easy being so popular.
What is she even saying?
What's up?
Master just gave me new orders via telepathy.
They're urgent.
Okay. You've done a lot for me,
so I'll help out in earnest.
That's where Gram the guild master
lives, huh? The place is huge.
He must've wanted to show he has
more power than the church next door.
Our mission is to secure proof
of Gram's evildoing.
It'd be easier to search
this huge mansion at night.
Right. Let's check out
the other spot in the meantime.
Sure.
The Adventurer's Guild
Now then, how do we sneak in?
Here goes.
Huh?!
What's up, missy?
The guild's closed for the day.
What are you still doing here, then?
Isn't that obvious?
Adventurers who do Sir Gram's
dirty work get to stay and drink.
You're an outsider, so beat it.
Nah, hold on.
Girl, you're fine.
Why don't you and I have some fun?
Now that's not nice.
What're you doing?
She pushed me down! Ow!
Sorry to bother ya!
I simply can't keep up with your spontaneity.
Oh, come on.
I discovered something interesting.
This should be a good angle.
Look.
The ground floor ceiling
doesn't line up with the next floor.
There's a hidden space in there.
You're right. I see it.
And that's your mark.
What?!
What am I, a projectile?
Could this be?
Master.
Here's what you asked for.
You helped out, Latticenail? Thanks.
Oh, I'm a hero.
I only did what any hero would.
I'm not certain if she helped
or hurt the cause
You say something, Night?
Nothing at all!
The production schedule for the boosters,
supply routes for their ingredients,
a trafficking inventory categorized by race,
records of deals made with demons,
and memos on mercenaries
rented out to the kingdom of Retice
Looks like everything you said was true.
I'm no liar,
though I suppose you wanted to verify my claims
before taking my assassination request?
More or less. However
Something's off.
Do the documents seem suspicious?
Nah, they're probably real.
You couldn't fabricate such detailed reports.
Then what do you mean?
I don't like how easily
we were able to get these.
I found them in a hidden room in the ceiling.
Perhaps they never expected
anyone to go there?
It's been bothering me a little too.
Why wouldn't he hide such incriminating
documents at his place?
True. We would've had a hard time
finding them in that huge mansion.
The answer is quite simple.
He left them somewhere easy to get
so that they'd be stolen.
Do you understand why
you've been summoned here?
You were the only ones who knew
the documents were in that room.
And now they've been stolen, which means
one of you is a traitor.
But Night nabbed them
before the target took the bait.
So Gram's plan has failed, right?
Yes. Nevertheless, he can still use the
disappearance to achieve his goal.
I-If I may speak, we know nothing
You didn't steal them.
We've caught the actual thief.
I'll get him to reveal who leaked
the location of the documents.
Will you all arrange
for some torture implements?
End him.
Now that the traitor has been dealt with,
shall we find the thief?
Didn't you say you captured him?
I'll reward whoever finds
the culprit handsomely.
Just look for them in your spare time.
That makes sense,
but how do you know all this?
I have my leads. There's a conspiracy
afoot to start a war with Uruk.
Bribing Gram's men must be part of it.
Retice is behind it all.
Retice?
If they uncover their
own citizens being trafficked,
that's cause to go to war.
Though he has no real political
power anymore, Gram's still a royal.
It'd certainly be justified
Hang on.
Before anything else, I want to know
why they're itching for war.
Do you not know that the king of Retice
wishes to bring his dead wife back to life?
Our king is broken beyond repair.
He's willing to pay a horrific price
to break the rules of our world.
In no uncertain terms.
That's impossible!
Even my Resurrection Magic only
works within days of someone passing.
There's a skill called Equivalent Exchange.
It apparently enables the sacrifice of a great
many lives in order to revive one person.
Regardless of how long
they've been dead, no less.
That's what this is about?
He wants to start a war to kill
tons of people in one fell swoop?
That's just wrong.
Nobody should be allowed to do that.
Never ever.
Crow, you seem awfully
knowledgeable about Retice.
Gilles was part of their knightly order.
He said he stopped the king
from going to war with Yamato
and was relieved of his duties
for his trouble.
Ripping those up will only
buy you a small amount of time.
So long as Gram continues to traffic people,
Retice will eventually find evidence of it.
I know that.
Most of the kids who were summoned with
you are still in Retice's royal palace, yes?
If war breaks out, they'll be
talked up as potential heroes,
get sent to the front lines,
and die before anybody else.
I don't really care about them,
but I can't in good conscience let them die.
Will they be sent to their deaths
or return to your world alive?
Their fate rests in your hands.
Yeah, I know.
I know that killing Gram will prevent
one war from breaking out, at least.
Actually, I wanna report that I got
my hands on some crucial intel too.
There's a restaurant in a nearby
back alley that specializes in meat dishes.
Every day, they offer twenty servings of
an extra-meaty, extra-cheap lunch special.
What's more
A bookstore on the street to the central
fountain plaza is doing a closing sale!
Believe it or not,
all the books are 70 percent off!
The princess loves eating,
and Night told me that my man loves reading!
Could there be any more pertinent
information for the two of you?
Nay!
Nay, I say!
Indeed, that's very useful info.
Right?
Let's go, Akira.
I think we need to get some fresh air.
I agree with Lady Amelia.
You're right.
You brought your bag?
I see you're going for a big haul.
Yeah, might as well.
It'd be better to line up
for the limited lunch special early.
And if you don't hurry to the bookstore,
the good books may sell out.
Shall we split up, Master?
Cool with me. Latticenail
I'm sure it'll be fine, but keep Amelia safe.
You got it! A hero
always protects the princess!
Night, take care of Akira.
Understood.
Lady Latticenail
actually has a nice side to her.
Seems that way.
Master!
Tch!
Eek!
I-I'm sorry!
This isn't like you, Master.
How could you let a punk like that
steal your belongings?
I was reading a book,
but none of it was registering.
I didn't realize I was that beside myself.
I can guess why.
Master.
Why don't we go have a little chat?
Take that!
Now you've done it!
As long as I know that you're
distracted by something,
I can keep a better watch
on our surroundings.
Sorry to make you do that.
It's nothing. That said
Whenever something is bothering you,
I want you to talk to me about it.
I am your familiar, after all.
We can communicate through
telepathy whenever we need.
That won't do.
If we assume we have that leisure anytime,
time will get away from us
without saying what's important.
You're human. Your lifespan is short.
As is mine as your familiar.
We should make our feelings clear
so as not to leave any regrets behind.
Yeah, you're right.
If I never end up making it back home,
I'm sure I'll regret
not talking to my family more.
You understand, then.
Okay, here goes. I'm apparently
a lot weaker than I thought.
Latticenail said that killing someone
means putting an end to their story for them.
How like her.
Killing Gram is the sensible thing to do.
And I'm an assassin,
the perfect class to take on the job.
Though I guess I'm not much of one,
seeing as I haven't killed anyone yet.
Still
I dunno if I can deal with the gravity
of ending someone's life story.
I didn't even kill the demon
who was out for my head back then.
I couldn't do it.
And yet you still survived.
I think that's enough.
Trying to make me feel better
about my weakness?
Absolutely not.
I just don't want you to end up
like I did in the past.
When you take a life, it frays your heart.
Slowly but surely.
When you take countless lives,
it wears your heart thin.
That's true even for a monster like me.
I never want you to experience that.
That said, there may be times you must kill in
order to protect yourself and those you love.
Should that happen,
there is no reason to beat yourself up.
This must be one of those times.
But I just can't seem to make up my mind.
That's what makes me weak.
You're strong, Master.
You're the one who gave me
a brand new life story.
While I want to know why
the Demon Lord changed his mind,
I've decided I'll be on your side
until the bitter end.
I'm willing to do anything for you.
Even kill in your stead.
If I make you do my dirty work,
I'd really be an irredeemable scumbag.
I'm not going down that route.
I had a feeling you'd say that.
I'll take a look at Gram and see
for myself if he truly deserves to die.
I'll decide what to do after that.
As you wish, Master.
That aside, I want you to stop
hiding things from me, too.
I hide nothing from you.
When we fought Mahiro,
you shapeshifted into Commander Saran.
You never told me you'd met him.
I'll tell you about it someday.
Make it sooner rather than later.
Also
you think far too highly of me.
Master?
I love cats.
That's the only reason
I made you my familiar.
You're too good, Master.
Gram is likelier to be
at his mansion than here.
We'd just get turned away if we went there.
He runs this place. I'm sure
he comes here every now and again.
We can ask the staff when he's
due in next and come back then.
Yeah. Besides, there's a good chance
he'll show up if we stick around for a while.
Why's that?
You'll see later.
Someone might recognize me inside,
so I'll wait out here.
Much obliged.
What? This is no place for kids.
We have no business with you.
We just want to know when
the guild master will be in next.
Well, I don't like your attitude,
so I'm not telling you.
Listen, kid. I wanna teach this stuck-up
girl a lesson in how to talk to people.
Outta my way.
I'm afraid that won't be necessary.
I told you to get outta my way!
Why, you!
That's enough, Raul!
Don't stop me, Kerria!
These brats looked down on me,
silver-ranked adventurer Raul the Whirlwind!
My name is Kerria. I'm guild staff.
I apologize for our adventurer's behavior.
Princess Amelia?
And might you be the Silent Assassin?!
Wha—
What?!
I'm terribly sorry for my behavior,
Silent Assassin, sir!
Please, feel free to have
as much of our tea as you want!
Come now, Raul.
Didn't you see the profile the Ur branch
sent about the Silent Assassin?
I did!
Heck, I was in Ur at the time!
I saw him with my own eyes!
And the moment when his dark magic
consumed that whole horde of monsters?
I was an instant fan!
Then why pick a fight with Akira?
I never thought such a plain dude was—
Er, my apologies.
I never dreamed he was so adept
as concealing his strength.
So, uh
Someone's an open book.
Sorry. Raul may be a fool,
but he's not a bad guy.
Who're you calling a fool?!
Only fools pick fights with people,
clueless as to what they're capable of.
He's a big fan of yours, Sir Silent Assassin.
Please forgive him.
Heck, please make me your disciple!
Cut that out. I don't take students.
Maybe make an exception?
What's all the fuss about?
He's here.
You're Princess Amelia Rosequartz, I take it?
I am the guild master of
the Uruk City Adventurer's Guild,
Gram Cluster.
EPISODE 11: THE ASSASSIN BROWSES
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
Timing: Krzysztof Kunc
Editing: Riley Dalton
Quality Check: William Haggard
EPISODE 12: ODA AKIRA BECOMES AN ASSASSIN