NYPD Blue s04e09 Episode Script

Caulksmanship

PREVIOUSLY ON "NYPD BLUE".
AS LONG AS I'M THE ZONE COMMANDER, I WANT YOU TO KNOW WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT FROM ME.
- THAT'S GOOD.
- I BELIEVE IN OPEN, HONEST DIALOGUE.
YOU KNOW, MOUSE, YOU STOP DRINKING GINGER ALE, MAYBE I'D CONFIDE IN YOU MORE.
- I DON'T WANNA START.
- SLIDE THAT SOUP MY WAY, HUH? I HAVEN'T ATE ALL DAY EITHER.
YOU OKAY, MOUSE? HUH? WE SHOULD GO.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO TO CHEZ LIERY.
I'LL STRAIGHTEN YOU RIGHT OUT, OKAY? [ Shushing .]
GOT YA NOW, MOUSE.
I GOT YA NOW.
[ Phone Ringing .]
YEAH.
YOU'RE GLAD YOU'RE NOT STANDING HERE, PAL.
HEY, ASSHOLE, WHAT, THEY JUST INVENTED TRAFFIC? YOU-- YOU MAKE ALLOWANCE.
WHAT? [ Clears Throat .]
SHUT UP.
DID TIM GIVE YOU THE MESSAGE WE'D BE SEEING YOU AT, UH, 5:00 TODAY? [ Liery Continues, Indistinct .]
TWENTY MINUTES.
[ Knocking .]
HOW'S IT GOIN', MOUSE? I'D LIKE TO KNOW HOW I GOT HERE, JIMMY.
YEAH, I BRUNG YOU.
YEAH.
LOOKS LIKE YOU SLEPT GOOD.
[ Sighs .]
WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED? YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU DRUG ME, JIMMY? MOUSE, THAT'S A LITTLE RAW, HUH? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? I DRUGGED YOU, HAD MY WAY? TOOK ADVANTAGE WHEN YOU WERE HELPLESS? IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED? I GOTTA GO, MOUSE.
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
HEY, CAN YOU GET OVER TO PATRICK'S? THAT'S WHERE WE LEFT YOUR CAR.
MOUSE? GET AWAY FROM ME.
OOH.
I'M GONNA TAKE THAT AS A PHASE.
WE'LL TALK LATER, MOUSE, HUH? BYE-BYE.
WHAT'S UP? D.
O.
A.
's KATHRYN DABROWSKI.
CLEANING LADY FOUND HER WHEN SHE SHOWED UP FOR WORK.
SUPER SAYS SHE'S LIVED HERE THANKS.
NO PROBLEM.
STRANGLED.
LOOKS LIKE LIGATURE MARKS.
HMM.
DON'T LOOK LIKE SHE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED.
THERE'S THE SUPER.
WHERE'S THE CLEANING LADY? HE SAID SHE WENT HOME ALL UPSET FINDING THE WOMAN DEAD.
LET ME TALK TO THIS GUY.
I'M DETECTIVE SIMONE.
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? ISN'T THIS SOMETHIN'? WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT MISS DABROWSKI? - WELL, SHE STAYED TO HERSELF.
- WAS SHE MARRIED? HAVE ANY KIDS? NO.
NO, BUT SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND, AND YOU OUGHT TO TALK TO THIS GUY.
HE WAS HERE A LOT.
THE OTHER TENANTS WOULD GROUSE ON THE FIGHTIN'.
HE WAS MY "WHO TO CONTACT" IN CASE OF EMERGENCY.
DICK MANZAK.
RIEHM ARCHITECTS, 2nd AND 46th.
- YOU CALLED HIM ALREADY? - NO.
YOU KNOW, ON ACCOUNT OF THE CONCERNS I JUST TOLD YOU.
SO YOU THINK HE COULD'VE DONE THIS? WELL, THEY HAD REGULAR SET-TOS.
[ Sipowicz .]
DID HE HAVE A KEY? YEAH.
WHO ELSE HAD ONE? MILDRED.
THAT'S THE CLEANING LADY.
THIS IS THE WOMAN WHO FOUND HER? YEAH.
YEAH, SHE WAS AWFUL UPSET.
THEY USED TO CHEW THE FAT WHEN MILDRED WAS DONE WORKING.
SUMMERS, I'D SEE 'EM OUTSIDE WITH THEIR TEA.
BOTH POLACKS, YOU KNOW.
EXCUSE ME.
POLACKS? THE TEA DRIBBLE DOWN THEIR CHINS? MEET DETECTIVE SIPOWICZ.
HEY, HOW'S IT GOIN'-- UH, NO OFFENSE.
- TOO STUPID.
- YOU NEED ME FOR ANYTHING ELSE? NO.
JUST DON'T GO ANYWHERES.
DON'T LEAVE TOWN.
WHY? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM.
NO PROBLEM AS LONG AS YOU STAY WITHIN THIS JURISDICTION.
- I'M A SUSPECT? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN'.
- JUST STICK AROUND LIKE I SAID.
- YOU CAN TELL I'M NOT A SUSPECT, RIGHT? - HIS CASE.
PROTRUDE THE POINT FOR ME.
I KEEP STICKING MYSELF IN THE EYE.
OH, BOY.
MORNING, DIANE.
HI.
YOU FEEL OKAY? YEAH.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A VIRUS.
NO, I'M OKAY.
INCIDENTALLY, I HAD A VERY ENJOYABLE DINNER LAST NIGHT.
MMM.
WAS IT REAL LOW-CALORIE? OH, NO.
NO, I, UH-- I HAD OCCASION TO DINE WITH ABBY SULLIVAN, THE NEW COP WITH ANTICRIME.
- MORNING.
-[ Medavoy .]
HIYA, JAMES.
HI.
YOU OKAY, DIANE? YOU LOOK UNDER THE WEATHER.
YEAH, I'M OKAY.
SO, THE CHIEF OF D's ADDRESSED THE D.
E.
A.
MEETING LAST NIGHT.
- I SNUCK A LOOK AT HIS ADVANCE PROMOTIONS LIST.
- OH, IS THAT RIGHT? BOBBY'S MAKING FIRST GRADE.
YEAH? YOU KNOW, THEY CHANGE THOSE LISTS, JAMES.
YEAH, I KNOW.
YOU'RE BETTER OFF NOT SAYING NOTHIN' TILL IT COMES OVER THE TELETYPE.
- HOMICIDE OFF MULBERRY.
- ALL RIGHT, ANDY'S UP.
HE AND SIMONE CAUGHT ON THE WAY IN.
THEN IT'S ME.
OKAY, WORK IT WITH DIANE.
- SURE.
- YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT? GUESS FROM WHAT I LOOK LIKE, SOMEONE SHOULD PUT A BULLET IN MY EAR.
WHAT'S GOING ON? D.
O.
A.
's FRANK SPORTELLI.
FIFTY-FIVE.
SHOT IN THE HEAD.
THAT'S THE ADDRESS ON HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE.
NO ONE ELSE IS IN THE HOUSE.
ANYONE SEE ANYTHING? IF THEY DID, THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT.
ALL RIGHT.
EXCUSE ME.
SIR, DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED HERE? NO.
YOU KNOW THE VICTIM? FRANK SPORTELLI.
WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT HIM? THAT WAS HIS AUNT'S HOUSE, HIS MOTHER'S SISTER.
HIS PARENTS LIVED NEXT DOOR.
ARE THEY ALIVE? THEY'VE BEEN DEAD, LIKE, 25 YEARS.
AND HIS AUNT DIED A YEAR AFTER HER SISTER, WHICH WAS SPORT'S MOTHER.
SPORT LIVED IN HIS AUNT'S OLD HOUSE WITH HIS WIFE TILL ABOUT SEVEN YEARS AGO.
HIS WIFE PASSED AWAY TOO? SHE LEFT HIM, MOVED TO CALIFORNIA.
DID THEY HAVE ANY CHILDREN? NO.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - LOUIS PESCI.
- PESCI, LIKE THE ACTOR? - EXCEPT HE'S JOE, THE LEAD STAR OFGOODFELLAS.
YEAH, YEAH.
UM, WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED HERE, LOUIS? I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
SPORT WASN'T THAT ACTIVE ANYMORE, SO YOU DON'T KNOW NECESSARILY WHAT HAPPENED.
COULD'VE BEEN ANYONE.
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
I DIDN'T HELP YOU.
I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
OKAY.
SO, UH, HOW LONG DID YOU KNOW THE VICTIM? YEARS.
- DID HE HAVE ANY ENEMIES? - YOU THINK IT COULD'VE BEEN ONE OF THEM DRIVE-BY SHOOTINGS? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK HAPPENED? I'D PUT IT IN THE REALM OF POSSIBILITY, YEAH.
EXCUSE ME, MISS.
DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED HERE? DON'T PUT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS.
I JUST WENT OUT BEFORE TO GET THE PAPER.
YOU DIDN'T SEE NOTHIN'? NOT A THING.
HI.
DETECTIVES.
CAN WE TALK TO YOU? - I DON'T HAVE ANY INFORMATION.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME? OLETA CAMPISI.
DO YOU KNOW THE MAN WHO WAS SHOT? FRANK SPORTELLI.
YES.
I FOUND OUT BY ASKING AFTERWARDS.
ANYONE ELSE LIVE WITH YOU, MRS.
CAMPISI? HE'S NOT HOME.
HE WAS, UH, GONE ALREADY OUT MAKING BIDS.
HE'S A CONTRACTOR.
- THIS IS YOUR HUSBAND? - YES.
- WHAT TIME DID HE LEAVE? - WHEN I WAS IN THE SHOWER.
- SO I GUESS IT'S POSSIBLE HE COULD'VE SEEN SOMETHING? - NO.
NO? YOU HEARD SIRENS WHEN YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER, SO THAT WOULD'VE MADE IT AFTER THE SHOOTING.
SAL WOULDN'T HAVE JUST LEFT THOUGH.
MY HUSBAND'S A GOOD PERSON, A GOOD NEIGHBOR.
HE WAS ALWAYS TRYING TO HELP FRANK.
DID FRANK HAVE ANY KIND OF PHYSICAL PROBLEMS? WE THINK HE WAS GETTIN' SOME FORM OF THE JERRY LEWIS DISEASE, SOME MUSCLE DISEASE.
UM, ANY UNFAMILIAR FACES IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD THE PAST FEW DAYS, MRS.
CAMPISI? IT'S NOT THAT TYPE OF NEIGHBORHOOD.
WE WOULDN'T ALLOW IT.
SO, UM, WHAT TIME WILL YOUR HUSBAND BE GETTIN' HOME? HE SHOULD BE HOME LATE AFTERNOON.
WOULD YOU HAVE HIM GIVE US A CALL? I KNOW HE WON'T HAVE NO INFORMATION.
EVERYONE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD KNOWS HE'S THE TYPE WHO WOULD TRY TO HELP.
- THANK YOU.
- THANKS A LOT.
RUN IT FOR THE BOSS, HUH? YEAH.
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE REAL CLOSE TO A CLEARANCE ON THIS.
HEY, EVERYONE IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYBODY, EXCEPT NO ONE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THIS.
YEAH.
THAT'S HIM.
RIGHT THROUGH THERE.
THANKS.
RICHARD MANZAK? I'M DETECTIVE SIMONE.
- THIS IS DETECTIVE SIPOWICZ.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT? - YOU KNOW A KATE DABROWSKI? - AW, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
- SHE PUT A COMPLAINT ON ME? - WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU EVER ASK 'EM, DO THEY SLAP US? - COME ON.
LET'S GO TALK SOMEWHERES ELSE.
- NO.
- NO? - YEAH, NO.
YOU WANT YOUR BOSS KNOWING ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS WITH THE POLICE? PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH? SHE STRUCK ME, ALL RIGHT? I WAS STRUCK BY HER.
THEN I RECIPROCATED.
GET YOUR FINGER OFF ME.
IF YOU DON'T GOT A WARRANT, I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE.
IF I RESTRAIN MYSELF FROM BREAKING HIS JAW, IS WHAT HE'S DOING ASSAULT? YEAH.
I'M TELLING YOU-- YOU WERE PUSHING HIM.
NOW YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
- THAT MAKES YOU A COLLAR.
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? - YOU GUYS ARE FAGS, RIGHT? YEAH.
YOU'RE FAGS FROM SOME WOMEN'S GROUP.
THAT DON'T MAKE US BAD PEOPLE.
HERE.
PUT HIM IN INTERVIEW 3.
- WHO'S THAT? - D.
O.
A.
's BOYFRIEND.
HE'S A COLLAR FOR ASSAULTING ANDY WHEN WE WENT TO QUESTION HIM.
IS THAT REAL, OR A WAY TO GET HIM IN? HE WAS FINGER-JABBING ME PRETTY STRENUOUSLY THERE.
THE BUILDING SUPER SAID THAT THIS GUY AND THE D.
O.
A.
USED TO GET INTO IT PRETTY GOOD.
- ANYONE ELSE TO LOOK AT? - THERE'S NO SIGN OF RANSACKING OR FORCED ENTRY.
ONLY OTHER PEOPLE WITH KEYS WERE THE SUPER AND CLEANING LADY.
- THE SUPER'S A MOPE.
WE GOT THE CLEANING LADY COMING IN.
- SHE'D BE A SURPRISE, THOUGH.
- SUPER SAID THAT HER AND THE D.
O.
A.
WERE PRETTY CLOSE.
- HEY, FELLAS.
- HOW'S IT GOING, CAPTAIN? - GOOD MORNING.
- GOOD MORNING.
ARTHUR.
- LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU GET FROM THE BOYFRIEND.
MM-HMM.
GIVE ME A SECOND, ANDY.
I GOTTA TAKE A LEAK.
WHO SCREWED UP? I GO FIRST.
PROMOTING ONE AND NOT THE OTHER ISN'T RIGHT.
IS THAT ME GOING FIRST? SIPOWICZ'S DRINKING HISTORY AND DISCIPLINARY RECORD WERE TOO MUCH TO GET PAST.
AND I ALSO THINK YOU MADE A TACTICAL MISTAKE KEYING ON THE OLUSHOLA CLEARANCE.
THAT CASE SHOWS WHAT KIND OF COP HE IS.
FACT IS, ARTHUR, ANDY DIRECTED A RACIAL EPITHET AT THE SAME GUY.
ARTHUR, YOU MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE KNOW YOU DO NOT FIGHT BATTLES YOU CAN'T WIN.
SIPOWICZ'S PROMOTION IS OFF THE TABLE.
NOW, YOU GOTTA DECIDE DO YOU BUY TOO MUCH OF A MANAGEMENT HEADACHE THE OTHER GUY GETTIN' IT WHILE SIPOWICZ DON'T.
IT'S NOT FAIR TO SIMONE TO LOOK AT IT THAT WAY.
THOSE ARE MY PERSONNEL STATS TOO.
SIMONE, HE'S YOUNG ENOUGH IN THE BUREAU, AND THERE'S ALWAYS ANOTHER LIST.
I CAN GET A NAME LIFTED TILL 10:00 TOMORROW MORNIN'.
SEE YA, ARTHUR.
THANKS.
WHEN'D YOU SEE KATE DABROWSKI LAST, RICHARD? THREE NIGHTS AGO.
- FRIDAY? - YOU GET PAID FRIDAY? - YEAH.
YOU GOT LIQUOR ON YOUR BREATH NOW.
PAYDAY, YOU MUST'VE BEEN LOADED.
YOU AND KATE HAD A FIGHT ON FRIDAY? IS THAT WHAT SHE SAYS? ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION.
MORE LIKE A SQUABBLE.
YOU SURE YOU REMEMBER? YOU EVER BLACK OUT? WHAT'S SHE SAYING I DID TO HER? 'CAUSE IT TAKES TWO, YOU KNOW? HEY.
KATE'S DEAD, RICHARD.
OH, KATE.
YEAH.
I DIDN'T DO IT.
I REMEMBER EVERYTHING I DID THAT NIGHT.
HOW LONG WERE YOU IN THE APARTMENT ON FRIDAY? MAYBE HALF AN HOUR.
THEN I LEFT, WENT TO THE OLD STAND.
-THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN ALIBI? -'CAUSE HALF AN HOUR'S ENOUGH TIME TO HAVE KILLED HER.
I NEED A DRINK.
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
SHE WANTED ME TO SPEND THE WEEKEND.
WHY DIDN'T I JUST-- WHY DIDN'T YOU? I BROKE UP WITH HER, TOLD HER I WANTED OUT.
YOU GET TIRED OF GETTIN' DUMPED ON ALL THE TIME.
I GOT SOME SELF-RESPECT.
HOW WAS SHE DUMPIN' ON YOU FRIDAY? AH, THE MAID AGAIN.
SHE'S GOT STICKY FINGERS.
SHE STOLE FROM KATE.
I SAY, "KATE, WHEN, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA FIRE THIS DUMB POLACK?" NOW SHE STARTS ON ME USING POLACK.
"I'M A POLACK.
SHE'S A POLACK.
" ARE YOU A POLACK? ABSOLUTELY.
IT'S DIFFERENT US CALLING EACH OTHER THAT, RIGHT? I'M NOT A BIG EXPERT WITH ETHNIC SORE POINTS.
GOD.
WHO DO YOU THINK KILLED HER? HEY, PEOPLE BLACK OUT, YOU KNOW.
THEY DO THINGS THEY NEVER MEANT.
I REMEMBER WHAT I DID.
IT WASN'T ME.
COULD IT HAVE BEEN, LIKE, A STRANGER OFF THE STREET? THE PLACE WASN'T BROKEN INTO.
I'M TELLING YOU, I DON'T BLACK OUT LIKE THAT.
IF WE GET A D.
A.
's DECLINATION AND LET YOU WALK ON THIS FINGER-JABBING COMPLAINT, YOU GONNA KEEP TO YOUR REGULAR PLACES? I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERES.
I'LL BE DRINKING AT THE OLD STAND.
I DON'T WANNA GET INTO A BIG BACK-AND-FORTH ABOUT THIS ON THE PHONE, LILLIAN.
YEAH.
HEY.
OKAY.
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE PARK.
WHAT'D YOU GET? D.
O.
A.
SHOT IN FRONT OF HIS HOUSE.
ONE IN THE HEAD.
WALLET STILL ON HIM.
GREG'S GOT HIS PEDIGREE.
YEAH, 55.
WIFE HAD LEFT HIM.
SUPPOSEDLY HAD SOME CHRONIC HEALTH PROBLEM.
WE WANNA TALK TO A GUY WHO'LL BE BACK LATER.
HE'S A CONTRACTOR.
WIFE SAID HE HELPED THE D.
O.
A.
AROUND HIS HOUSE.
- WIFE SEEMS SOMEWHAT NERVOUS.
- SHE MIGHT BE WORTH ANOTHER CONVERSATION.
OLD-TIME NEIGHBORHOOD.
NO ONE WAS EXACTLY FALLING OVER THEMSELVES TO COOPERATE.
- YOU WANNA USE A SOUND TRUCK? -PISS 'EM OFF, YOU MEAN? CRANK UP THE P.
A.
SPEAKERS, GET PEOPLE TELLING YOU TO SHUT UP.
- THEN MAYBE THEY TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE.
- WE'LL GET THE TRUCK.
OKAY.
UM, DIANE? SHOULD WE, UH, BE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING? NO.
SHOULD YOU BE TALKING TO SOMEBODY? MM-MMM.
I CAN'T HOLD SIMONE HOSTAGE TO MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM.
HE'S ON THAT SQUAD, ARTHUR.
IF MORALE WOULD SUFFER BECAUSE BOBBY GOT A PROMOTION AND SIPOWICZ DIDN'T, YOU'D BE WRONG NOT TO TAKE THAT INTO ACCOUNT.
WELL, SIPOWICZ'S WORK WOULDN'T SUFFER JUST 'CAUSE HE'S TOO FULL OF BULLHEADED PRIDE.
WHAT I HATE IS HIM BEING ABLE TO THINK THAT I REACHED OUT TO KEEP HIM DOWN.
YOU PUT HIM UP FOR THAT PROMOTION.
YOU THINK SIPOWICZ WILL BELIEVE THAT? AND IF HE DOES, HE'LL THINK MY RECOMMENDING HIM OFF THE OLUSHOLA CLEARANCE WAS A BACKDOOR WAY OF REMINDING THE BOARD THAT HE HAD PROBLEMS WITH KWASI BEFORE.
DON'T LIVE IN THAT MAN'S HEAD, ARTHUR.
IT'S HELL FOR HIM.
IT SHOULDN'T BE HELL FOR YOU TOO.
HE SHOULD GET WHAT HE DESERVES.
SOME PEOPLE WOULD SAY HE IS.
HE EVEN BUTT INTO OUR LUNCH.
YEAH, WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, MRS.
SUPERCZYNSKI.
YOU JUST HAVE HIM CALL US FROM DOWNSTAIRS WHEN YOU GET HERE.
- THANKS.
- RIGHT.
THE CLEANING LADY'S BUS BROKE DOWN.
SHE'LL BE 20 MINUTES.
THEY REMEMBER MANZAK FRIDAY AT THE OLD STAND, HE DON'T FEEL RIGHT.
- WHAT'S GOING ON? - I KNOW.
I LOOK LIKE HELL.
- YOU ALL RIGHT? - UM-- I'M OVER MY HEAD WITH LIERY.
WE WERE AT PATRICK'S BAR.
I THINK HE MIGHT'VE SLIPPED ME A MICKEY OR SOMETHING, BOBBY.
HALF LAST NIGHT, I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED.
MMM.
SO WHAT'S THE HALF THAT YOU DO REMEMBER? I REMEMBER WAKING UP YEAH, HUH? [ Russell .]
YEAH.
- SHOULD WE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT? - NO.
SO DID LIERY GIVE ANY HINTS AS TO, UH, WHAT WENT ON? MM-MMM.
FLICKED AT ME LIKE A STUCK BUG, SICK BASTARD HE IS.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT LATER.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD ON, DIANE.
WHAT, YOU GOTTA GO OUT THERE WITH GREG AND JAMES RIGHT NOW? YEAH.
YEAH.
WE GOTTA GO GET THE SOUND TRUCK.
[ Clears Throat .]
EVERYTHING OKAY WITH RUSSELL? SHE, UH-- SHE'S OUT THERE LAST NIGHT WITH THIS SCUMBAG THAT SHE'S WORKING I GUESS AT SOME BAR SOMEPLACE.
THIS IS HER UNDERCOVER? SAYS THAT, UH, SHE THINKS HE SLIPPED HER A MICKEY.
SHE CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED AFTER.
WHAT'S SHE WANNA DO ABOUT IT? ANDY, SHE DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO.
SHE STARTS TO REACH OUT, AND THEN SHE PULLS BACK.
MEANWHILE, THIS BASTARD, HE'S GONNA JAM HER UP GOOD WHILE SHE'S TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT.
ME, I AM GONNA RUN THE CLEANING WOMAN THROUGH B.
C.
I.
YEAH.
RIGHT.
NO, I GOT THE DATES.
THANKS.
B.
C.
I.
SAYS THE CLEANING LADY'S HUSBAND'S GOT TWO COLLARS FOR ASSAULT.
- I'M MILDRED SUPERCZYNSKI TO SEE A DETECTIVE SIMONE.
- YEAH, I'M DETECTIVE SIMONE.
WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.
- I WAS HER MAID.
- WHY DON'T YOU COME ON IN? WE'LL TALK IN HERE.
THIS IS MY PARTNER, DETECTIVE SIPOWICZ.
- HOW DO YOU DO? - WE'RE GRATEFUL YOU COMING IN, MRS.
SUPERCZYNSKI.
WE UNDERSTAND YOU AND MISS DABROWSKI WERE PRETTY CLOSE.
I DON'T KNOW WHO COULD'VE KILLED HER.
WOULD YOU, UH, LIKE SOME COFFEE, SOME TEA? I'D LIKE SOME TEA.
HE'LL FIX YOU UP.
HERE.
WHAT DAYS DO YOU USUALLY WORK FOR MISS DABROWSKI? MONDAYS AND FRIDAYS.
YOU, UH, WORKED FOR HER LAST FRIDAY? THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I SAW HER ALIVE.
HERE YOU GO.
DID YOU EVER GIVE YOUR KEY TO MISS DABROWSKI'S APARTMENT TO SOMEONE ELSE? NO.
- EVER KNOW HER TO LET STRANGERS IN? - SHE DIDN'T DO THAT.
ANYONE YOU KNOW OF HAD ANY GRIEVANCES WITH MISS DABROWSKI, DIDN'T GET ALONG WITH HER? ONLY HER BOYFRIEND.
THEM TWO ALWAYS WERE ARGUING.
- WHAT WOULD THAT BE ABOUT? - SMOKING.
HIS LANGUAGE.
HIM ALWAYS BEING LATE.
THEY WOULD DO THAT IN FRONT ON YOU? - SHE'D HAVE BRUISES, MENTION IT OFF OF THAT.
- BRUISES? YEAH.
HOW'D YOU GET ALONG WITH MISS DABROWSKI? SOMETIMES I'D STAY AFTER WORK, WE'D HAVE TEA.
YOU'RE UPSET, HUH? WELL, SHE'S DEAD.
MILDRED, DID YOU HAVE DISAGREEMENTS WITH MISS DABROWSKI? I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETIMES.
I DON'T RECALL.
HER BOYFRIEND TOLD US SHE'D ACCUSE YOU OF STEALING THINGS.
SOMETIMES I'D TAKE SMALL THINGS.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN I KILLED HER.
HE'D BE MORE LIKELY TO.
WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THINGS, MILDRED? I DON'T KNOW.
SHE'D GET ME ANGRY, YOU KNOW.
SHE'D MAKE ME STAY WHEN I DIDN'T WANT TO.
SOMETIMES I DIDN'T MIND, BUT SOMETIMES I HAD WORK TO DO AT THE OTHER APARTMENTS I WORK FOR.
DID YOU TAKE ANYTHING FROM MISS DABROWSKI'S APARTMENT FRIDAY? - NO, I-I DON'T RECALL.
- HER BOYFRIEND SAID YOU TOOK SOMETHING.
WELL, EVEN IF I DID, I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MURDERING HER.
HE WOULD'VE BEEN MORE LIKELY TO DO THAT.
MILDRED, HAVE YOU OR YOUR HUSBAND EVER BEEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW? - MY HUSBAND.
- STANLEY.
DID HE EVER HAVE TO DO WITH MISS DABROWSKI? A FEW TIMES, AS I RECALL.
HOW WOULD THAT HAPPEN? I DON'T KNOW.
SHE'D ACCUSE ME OF TAKING SOMETHING, AND STANLEY'D GO OVER THERE TO STRAIGHTEN IT OUT.
- TRYING TO KEEP YOUR JOB.
- YEAH.
I DON'T RECALL.
I DIDN'T DO IT.
DO YOU KNOW IF YOUR HUSBAND SAW MISS DABROWSKI AT ALL OVER THE WEEKEND? MAYBE STRAIGHTENING SOMETHING OUT BETWEEN YOU AND HER OVER SOMETHING THAT WAS MISSING? YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT THAT.
BUT IT WAS THE OTHER ONE THAT WAS MORE LIKELY TO DO IT.
THE BOYFRIEND WAS MORE LIKELY TO HAVE KILLED HER? YOU KNOW YOUR HUSBAND'S GOT A RECORD FOR ASSAULT, RIGHT, MILDRED? - GOT A WARRANT OUT FOR HIS ARREST.
- NO.
- YOU SAID THAT YOU-YOU KNEW HE HAD A RECORD.
- NO, I DON'T RECALL.
IT IS POSSIBLE THOUGH THAT YOUR HUSBAND DID GO OVER TO SEE MISS DABROWSKI OVER THIS WEEKEND? - ISN'T THAT RIGHT? - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT THAT.
I GUESS WE OUGHT TO DO THAT.
I'VE GOT WORK AT 3:00.
IT'S TWO BUSES.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP YOU HERE FOR A WHILE, MILDRED, TILL WE TALK TO STANLEY.
IF SHE'S STUPID, SHE WANTS US TO THINK IT'S THE BOYFRIEND.
IF SHE'S SMART, SHE'S GIVING US STANLEY.
YOU THINK SHE COULD'VE DID IT HERSELF? IS SHE STRONG ENOUGH FOR A STRANGULATION? I THINK SHE WOULD'VE PROBABLY POISONED HER TEA.
THE POLICE NEED YOUR HELP INVESTIGATING THE MURDER TODAY OF YOUR NEIGHBOR FRANK SPORTELLI.
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION, PLEASE CONTACT THE 15th DETECTIVE SQUAD.
OR CALL 212-577-TIPS.
IF YOU WANT, YOUR CALL CAN BE MADE ANONYMOUSLY AND THE INFORMATION WILL BE CONFIDENTIAL.
[ Knocking .]
YEAH.
-I KNOW ABOUT CERTAIN MATTERS AND/OR ASPECTS OF THE SHOOTING.
-[ Russell .]
COME ON IN.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME? MY FIRST INFORMATION, THIS IS A WRONG APPROACH.
YOU'RE PARKED IN A STABLE, CLOSE-KNIT ENVIRONMENT.
A SOUND TRUCK IS A DESTABILIZING AND LOUD TRUCK-NOISE ENVIRONMENT.
HEY, THANKS FOR BREATHING THE GALLO ON US.
TAKE A HIKE.
WHO KILLED FRANK SPORTELLI? FRANK SPORTELLI HAD M.
D.
-- MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY.
NOW, YOU'RE NOT SAYING THIS WAS A MERCY KILLING? SOMEONE SHOULD LET THAT DR.
KEVORKIAN KNOW HE CAN START USING BULLETS.
THAT'S HOW SPORT ARRIVED AT BECOMING A PERFECTIONIST AND INGRATE, ALL RIGHT? NOW, I WATCHED CAULKING BE RETURNED, PARTS CALLED DEFECTIVE, WORKMANSHIP DUMPED ON, WHICH IS KICKING A MAN IN HIS TESTICLES, STOMPING ON HIS TESTICLES AS HE LIES ON THE GROUND.
FRANK SPORTELLI WAS CALLING PARTS DEFECTIVE.
WHO WAS HE SAYING THIS TO? WHOSE WORKMANSHIP WAS HE CRITICIZING? - CERTAINLY WASN'T MINE.
PLEASE EXCUSE ME.
- SIT DOWN! HIS WIFE TOLD US SAL CAMPISI HELPED FRANK AROUND HIS HOUSE.
- I DON'T KNOW.
I GOT NO IDEA.
- I SAID SIT! I SAID ALL I INTEND TO.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME? RUNNER, BECAUSE I'M INCLINED TO DO ERRANDS AND BE ABUSED.
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR TRUCK APPROACH.
ANYTIME YOU CALL THIS NUMBER WITH INFORMATION, RUNNER, IT'LL BE WORTH 20 BUCKS.
AND WHAT YOU SHOULD REMEMBER, REVERSE YOUR MEGAPHONES.
WHAT CONSIDERS FORGIVABLE CIRCUMSTANCES AND JUSTIFIABILITY? ASK THAT TO YOURSELVES.
THANK YOU.
SO DID RUNNER JUST TELL US FRANK SPORTELLI GETS IN A BEEF WITH SAL CAMPISI, CRITICIZES SAL'S WORKMANSHIP-- THEN HE JUMPS ON HIS TESTICLES, BUT HE'S GOT MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY SO IT DON'T HURT TOO MUCH.
MAYBE THE BEEF GETS OUT OF HAND, AND SAL CROAKS HIM.
YOU THINK YOU CAN GET BRAIN DAMAGE LISTENING TO THESE PEOPLE? I STARTED FOR COURT.
I HAD THE RUNS REALLY BAD.
THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T SHOW UP.
YOU CAN ASK MY WIFE.
ASK HER IF I WAS SICK THREE DAYS.
-YEAH, WE'LL LOOK INTO THAT.
- THAT'S WHY I FAILED TO APPEAR.
I BEEN CONVICTED TWICE BEFORE.
I ALWAYS SHOW.
WHERE WERE YOU THIS PAST SATURDAY, STANLEY? WAIT.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT AN OUTSTANDING WARRANT.
WHERE WERE YOU SATURDAY? HOME WITH MY WIFE.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS FAILURE TO APPEAR.
YOUR WIFE'S EMPLOYER WAS MURDERED.
YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, STANLEY? NO.
ANYTHING YOU WANNA ASK US? - NO.
- YOU KNOW WHICH EMPLOYER WE'RE TALKING ABOUT? - NO.
- KATHERINE DABROWSKI WAS MURDERED.
THIS IS THE WOMAN THAT YOU USED TO GO AND TALK TO AFTER SHE'D CATCH YOUR WIFE STEALING.
BEG HER TO LET HER KEEP HER JOB.
I DON'T KNOW FROM ANY MURDER.
MILDRED SAID YOU MIGHT'VE BEEN TO SEE MISS DABROWSKI OVER THE WEEKEND.
NO.
IF YOU WEREN'T THERE, WHY WOULD YOUR WIFE SAY YOU WERE? - I WASN'T.
- THE TWO OF YOU OUGHT TO GET YOUR STORIES STRAIGHT.
I'M STAYING WITH WHAT I SAID.
HOW ABOUT IF YOUR FINGERPRINTS TURN UP IN DABROWSKI'S APARTMENT? THAT COULD BE FROM ANOTHER TIME, PREVIOUSLY GOING TO SEE HER.
- AFTER YOUR WIFE HAD STOLEN? - I'M STAYING WITH MY STORY.
- EVEN IF YOUR WIFE GIVES YOU UP? - I'M STAYING WITH MY STORY.
FINE.
JOSH, CAN YOU KEEP AN EYE ON THIS GUY? HOW THE HELL YOU GONNA SOLVE A CASE INTERVIEWING SOMEBODY LIKE THAT? MOVE MILDRED SAYING STANLEY GAVE HER UP? THAT MAY BE TOO LOGICAL.
- YOU'RE OUT OF TEA.
- WE JUST TALKED TO STANLEY, MILDRED.
- YOU'RE OUT OF TEA.
- IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO START COOPERATING.
NOW, STANLEY SAID YOU HAD GOOD REASON FOR HOW YOU ACTED.
HE WAS REAL EMPHATIC ON THAT.
YOU HAD CAUSE FOR WHAT YOU DID? SHE WAS MEAN.
SHE WOULDN'T LET ME WORK IN PEACE.
ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING.
I DID GOOD WORK FOR HER.
YOU'D NEVER KNOW FROM HOW SHE TREATED ME.
-AND THAT SHOWED UP ON FRIDAY? -SHE WAS ANGRY AT HER BOYFRIEND.
THAT'S ALL SHE TALKED ABOUT.
SELFISH AND COMPLAINING.
AND THEN WHEN I HAD TO LEAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER JOB, SHE GOT ANGRY BECAUSESHEWASN'T FINISHED TALKING.
SHE DIDN'T CARE I HAD ANOTHER JOB.
WHICH EXPLAINS WHAT YOU DID.
THAT WAS STANLEY'S POINT.
I TOOK A BROOCH AND I LEFT.
THAT'S THE LAST TIME I SAW HER ALIVE.
AFTER YOU TOOK THE BROOCH, WHAT DID YOU TELL STANLEY? I WAS AFRAID THAT I WAS GONNA GET FIRED.
- AND HE'S NOT WORKING.
WE NEED THE INCOME.
- AND SO WHAT DID STANLEY DO? - I GUESS HE WENT OVER THERE.
- YOU GUESS, OR THAT'S WHAT HE DID? HE TOOK THE BROOCH TO RETURN IT TO HER, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED OVER THERE.
- WHAT DID HE SAY WHEN HE CAME BACK? - I DON'T RECALL.
MILDRED, DON'T ASK US TO BELIEVE THAT YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID.
I GUESS HE SAID SOMETHING LIKE, UH, THAT EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT NOW.
WHICH IS WHY I THINK IT WAS THE OTHER ONE.
I'D FEEL REALLY BAD IF IT WAS STANLEY.
BECAUSE TRYING TO HELP ME WOULD'VE BEEN THE REASON THAT HE GOT INTO IT.
I THINK IT WAS THE OTHER ONE.
THAT COULD BE A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND IN THAT ROOM.
I COME OUT OF THERE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
PLUS I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE SAID.
-PLUS I DON'T KNOW IF SHE KNOWS.
-WHERE ARE YOU GUYS ON THE DABROWSKI HOMICIDE? IT'S THE CLEANING LADY OR THE HUSBAND, OR MAYBE BOTH OF THEM.
- ANY EVIDENCE OTHER THAN THEIR STATEMENTS? - NOT AT PRESENT.
WHEN YOU DECIDE WHO YOU LIKE, REMEMBER, NON-CORROBORATED CONVERSATION BETWEEN HUSBAND AND WIFE IS PRIVILEGED UNLESS BOTH PARTIES WAIVE.
YEAH, WELL, OUR IDEA WAS ONE FLIPS, AND THEN THE OTHER ONE CONFESSES.
THEY KNOCK NEW YORK ON A LOT OF "QUALITY OF LIFE" ISSUES, BUT NO ONE CAN DENY THIS IS THE STATE TO LIVE IN IF YOU WANNA KEEP YOUR SPOUSE FROM SENDING YOU TO JAIL.
EVER WONDER WHAT HE DOES AT NIGHTS FOR FUN? WE APPRECIATE YOUR COMING IN, MR.
CAMPISI.
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT? SO WHEN WAS IT YOU FOUND OUT THAT MR.
SPORTELLI'D BEEN MURDERED? MY WIFE, WHEN SHE SAID YOU WERE LOOKING TO TALK TO ME.
THERE WAS SOME CONFUSION WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR HOME? YOUR WIFE WAS ALREADY IN THE SHOWER? YEAH.
I'D, UH, LEFT PREVIOUS.
'CAUSE SHE SAID YOU'D LEFT WHILE SHE WAS SHOWERING, AND THAT SHE HEARD SIRENS AROUND THEN.
SO THE SHOOTING ALREADY HAD TO HAVE HAPPENED.
NO.
I LEFT PREVIOUS.
SHE WAS MISTAKEN.
SHE TOLD ME THAT WHEN WE SPOKE.
AND WE HEARD YOU HELPED FRANK OUT.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP HIM WITH HIS TRUE PROBLEM, WHICH WAS MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY.
YEAH, BUT YOU HELPED HIM AROUND THE HOUSE.
CARPENTRY, PLUMBING.
BUT HIS TRUE PROBLEM WAS HEALTH AND SADNESS FROM BEING SICK.
I GUESS HIS TRUE PROBLEM TODAY WAS SOMEBODY SHOOTIN' HIM.
YES.
- ANY IDEAS ON THAT? - NO.
HOW COULD YOU TELL MR.
SPORTELLI WAS DEPRESSED? PEOPLE, ONE REASON OR ANOTHER, YOU CAN'T PLEASE 'EM.
I JUST KEPT WORKING.
I NEVER STARTED A JOB I DIDN'T FINISH.
WHAT WORK DID YOU HELP FRANK WITH? THE MOST RECENT WAS TOOK HIS WHOLE SINK OUT, MOUNT A NEW ONE, CONNECT THE PIPES.
NOW, THAT SITUATION, THERE WAS A HAIRLINE GAP AT THE WALL.
ONE PERSON'LL SAY THAT'S WHAT CAULKING'S FOR.
THEN AN ANSWER, "THAT'S THE SLOPPY WAY OUT.
" OR YOU MIGHT INDICATE, UH, A WARPED BASEBOARD.
THE WALLS BULGE OVER THE YEARS.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET A PERFECT FIT.
THIS TYPE EXCHANGE-- I'M, UH, SICK WITH THIS WHOLE SITUATION.
I-I CAN TELL YOU'RE UPSET.
OF COURSE I AM.
THE POOR FELLA DIED.
HOW DID THAT ARGUMENT END WITH FRANK? OVER THE PLUMBING? NOW, THERE, FOR INSTANCE, HE BOTCHED EVERYTHING TRYING TO TAKE THE CAULKING OFF.
HE COULDN'T HOLD THE CHISEL VERY GOOD, SO HE ENDS UP CHIPPING THE WALL AND CABINET.
I SAYS, "FRANK, I'M GONNA RE-CAULK THIS THING "AND I WANT YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM IT.
"AND THAT'S ENOUGH WITH THE PHONE CALLS TO RUNNER AND EVERYONE ELSE "AND ABUSING OLETA, WHO'S GOT HEALTH PROBLEMS ON HER OWN.
SHE DON'T NEED TO HEAR THAT STUFF, CRITICIZED WITH YOUR ABUSE.
" SO, UH, I'M ON MY BACK ON THE FLOOR.
TEN MINUTES LATER, HE COMES BACK IN WITH A GUN.
COMES IN WITH A GUN.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM? "SPORT, WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY? WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?" HE SAYS, "GET AWAY FROM THAT CABINET OR I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF, AND DON'T PUT NO MORE CAULKING ON.
" I'LL TELL YA, I WAS-- I WAS SO UPSET WITH THIS.
SO I GET TO MY FEET.
TWIST THE GUN AWAY.
I TRY TO WALK OUT.
HE COMES AFTER ME WITH A HAMMER.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I KNEW IT.
I JUST TURNED, AND HERE HE'S COMING.
I STOP HIM FROM COMING DOWN WITH THE HAMMER ON MY HEAD OUT ON THE SIDEWALK.
AND WITH THE OTHER HAND, HE'S TRYING TO GET THE GUN AWAY.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH WITH HIM HAVING THAT DISEASE.
BUT I COULDN'T PULL THE GUN BACK WITHOUT IT GOING OFF.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
I SHOT AND KILLED HIM.
THAT'S MY CONFESSION.
ALL RIGHT, SAL.
I'M SO UPSET WITH THIS.
[ Door Opens .]
DOES YOUR WIFE LIE, STANLEY? SIT DOWN.
- NO, SHE DON'T LIE.
- DOES SHE GET THINGS WRONG? IS SHE STUPID IN THAT WAY? SHE'S AIN'T STUPID.
I SAID SIT! MILDRED SAYS BETWEEN HER SEEING MISS DABROWSKI ALIVE AND WHEN SHE FOUND HER DEAD TODAY, YOU'D GONE TO HER APARTMENT TO KEEP HER FROM TAKING MILDRED'S JOB AWAY.
-ALL RIGHT, IF I DID.
-YOU ADMIT YOU WENT THERE? -YOU'RE CHANGING YOUR STORY NOW? YOU ADMIT YOU LIED BEFORE? I ADMIT NOTHIN'.
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU WENT OVER THERE, STANLEY? DID YOU TALK TO MISS DABROWSKI ABOUT MILDRED STEALING? HOW'S THAT A CRIME? NOBODY'S SAYING IT'S A CRIME.
WE'RE TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED.
HER AND THAT WOMAN HAD SOME STRANGE THING BETWEEN 'EM.
THEY WERE ALWAYS ON EACH OTHER'S NERVES.
DON'T ASK ME WHAT IT WAS ABOUT.
DID MILDRED DO THIS, STANLEY? WE KNOW IT WAS YOU OR HER.
AND OUR THINKING IS BEHIND YOU TAKING THESE TWO COLLARS, YOU WOULD MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT WAS A BREAK-IN, MAKE US LOOK DIFFERENT AT WHAT HAPPENED.
THIS WHOLE THING HAS THE MARK OF SOMEBODY INEXPERIENCED, LIKE MILDRED.
NO.
IT WAS ME.
- IT WAS YOU? - [ Sighs .]
HOW'D YOU KILL HER? LIKE YOU SAID, I WENT OVER TO TALK TO HER TO GET MILDRED'S JOB BACK.
- SHE STARTED IN ARGUING.
- SO YOU STRANGLED HER? YOU DID THIS? YOU'RE NOT PROTECTIN' HER? IT WAS ME.
- WHAT DID MILDRED SAY WHEN YOU TOLD HER? - NOTHIN'.
YOU TELL MILDRED THAT YOU KILLED MISS DABROWSKI, AND SHE SAYS NOTHING BACK? I DIDN'T TELL HER.
[ Mildred .]
THERE'S NO TEA.
- STANLEY SAYS YOU CAN TELL US WHAT HAPPENED.
- I DON'T KNOW.
YOUR HUSBAND CONFESSED, MILDRED.
HE SAID THAT HE STRANGLED MISS DABROWSKI, AND YOU COULD TELL US WHAT HE SAID TO YOU.
HE TOLD US HE TOLD YOU, MILDRED.
THERE'S NO HARM IN YOU VERIFYING THAT.
HE DIDN'T TELL ME.
- [ Chuckles .]
- YOU'RE PATTIN' YOUR HEAD.
NEXT TIME SOMEBODY TELLS A JOKE ABOUT A DUMB POLACK, YOU TELL THEM ONE OF THESE TWO PEOPLE, BOTH POLISH, IS A CRIMINAL GENIUS.
THE MAN SAID HE DID IT, ANDY.
AND HE'S GOT ME DOUBTIN' HE DID.
SO HE'S SMARTER THAN ME DOING IT AND MAKIN' ME THINK HE MIGHT NOT HAVE, OR SHE IS BEATIN' A MURDER.
WELL, I-- HEY.
HOW'D YOU DO? SELF-DEFENSE.
THE GUY CAME IN.
[ Simone .]
LISTEN.
THANKS, ANDY.
LET'S GO GRAB SOME COFFEE SOMEWHERE.
I GOTTA GO SOMEWHERE.
YOU GOTTA GO SOMEWHERE.
DIANE, WE NEED TO TALK.
YEAH.
I CAN'T NOW.
UM-- [ Scoffs .]
I HAD A CALL FROM ONE P.
P.
, BOBBY.
PROMOTIONS LIST IS COMING OUT TOMORROW.
YOU'RE GETTIN' FIRST GRADE.
- IS THAT RIGHT? - YEAH.
CONGRATULATIONS.
WHO ELSE IS ON THE LIST? NO ONE ELSE FROM THE SQUAD.
- ANDY'S NOT ON THE LIST? - NO.
- HOW DO THEY MAKE THAT WORK? - ANDY BROUGHT TOO MUCH BAGGAGE.
-OH, BOY.
- FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I PUT HIM UP.
-HE TOLD YOU ON THE MAID'S HUSBAND? - GUY'S WRITING HIS STATEMENT? UH-UH.
WE GOT, UH, MINOR RESERVATIONS DID HE DO IT.
WELL, WHY WOULD HE BE SAYING HE DID? WELL, NEITHER ONE OF THEM WAS 100% CLEAR ON THEIR INTERVIEWS.
ANDY HERE'S, UH, WORKING ON THE THEORY THAT THEY'RE BOTH CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS.
ANOTHER ANGLE I THOUGHT OF, HE'S TAKING THE HIT TO GET AWAY FROM HER.
WELL, SHE GETS CONVICTED, HE STILL GETS TO GET AWAY.
BUT EVIL CRIMINAL GENIUS THAT SHE IS, HE KNOWS SHE BEATS IT AT TRIAL.
SO THEY'RE BOTH OUTSIDE, AND HE'S STUCK WITH HER.
HERE, HE'S GOT A GUARANTEED SEPARATION.
- DO FOLLOW-UP FIVES TOMORROW.
- YEAH.
HE PROBABLY DID IT, ALL RIGHT? STRANGULATION.
I DON'T THINK SHE'S GOT THE HANDS.
- THANKS, BOSS.
- YEAH.
GOOD NIGHT.
OF COURSE, SHE DID SCRUB ALL THEM FLOORS.
[ Knocking .]
DIANE.
[ Door Opens .]
THEY SEND YOU BACK TO THIS GUY? I'VE GOTTA STRAIGHTEN OUT WHAT HAPPENED.
LOOK, THIS ASSHOLE DRUGS YOU.
BUT YOU DON'T THINK THAT HE'S READY TO HURT YOU IN OTHER WAYS? NO.
HE'S NOT GONNA HURT ME ANYMORE.
HEY.
YOU ARE NOT GONNA CHANGE WHATEVER IT WAS THAT HAPPENED, DIANE.
YOU'VE GOTTA LET ME GO.
LOOK AT ME.
LOOK AT ME.
ARE YOU LOOKING TO GET HURT? ARE YOU LOOKING TO GET HURT, DIANE? NO.
DO NOT GET HURT.
I WON'T.
MOUSE.
YOU CAUGHT ME WORKING ON MY MIXED DRINKS.
I WANNA TALK TO YOU, JIMMY.
YOU THINK IT UNMANLY THAT I'M PARTIAL TO PINA COLADAS? TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU BROUGHT ME BACK HERE LAST NIGHT.
SEARCH WITHIN AND YOU'LL KNOW, MOUSE.
HEY, ASSHOLE, TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO ME! MM-MMM.
NO SALE, MOUSE.
YOU BASTARD.
YOU SICK BASTARD.
- I'M IMPRESSED, BUT NOT AFRAID.
- MMM? DON'T SEEM LIKE YOUR FIRST SHOT THERE, MOUSE.
- TELL ME WHAT YOU DID, OR I'LL KILL YOU! - LOOK AT YOU CRY.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT TO ME.
BAD AS YOU ARE, I THOUGHT YOU CARED ABOUT ME.
I DO.
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? I TOOK OFF YOUR CLOTHES, FOLDED 'EM NEAT.
AND YOU KNOW THEM CARTOONS, YOU GOT THE GOOD AND BAD GOOFY, AND THEY'RE SITTING ON EITHER ONE OF YOUR SHOULDERS? TELL ME WHAT YOU DID.
LISTENED TO GOOD GOOFY TELLING ME IT WOULDN'T BE NO FUN IF YOU DIDN'T SAY YES.
YOU WAITING FOR ME TO SAY IT'S A FIB? UH-HUH.
NO FIB, MOUSE.
WHAT YOU SAID, THINKING THAT I CARED ABOUT YOU, THAT'S YOU BEING A GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER.
DIANE EARP.
DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T PUT A MICKEY IN MY DRINK.
- AH, BAD GOOFY, LIERY'S EVIL TWIN.
- AND THAT LETS YOU OFF? NO, I WANTED YOU.
I LOST PATIENCE.
I WANNA KISS YOU.
DON'T MURDER ME FOR THIS, HUH? I'M GOIN'.
I UNDERSTAND.
COUNT ON SEEING ME SOON THOUGH, MOUSE.
I AM THE RELIABLE TYPE, YOU KNOW.
YOU KNOW? TOASTER BLEW UP.

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