Power Rangers s02e33 Episode Script

Lights, Camera, Action

# GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS.
# TELEVISION AS WE KNOW IT, WAS FIRST INTRODUCED AT THE WORLD'S FAIR Man: As early as 1923 David Sarnoff recognized the possibility of developing a television system.
In an historic memorandum, he had this to say "I believe that television, which is the technical name "for seeing as well as hearing by radio will come to pass in due course.
" THAT WAS A WONDERFUL REPORT, AISHA.
CLASS, CAN ANYONE REMEMBER FROM AISHA'S REPORT WHO IS THE FATHER OF TELEVISION? BULK? CAPTAIN KANGAROO? NO, BULK.
OBVIOUSLY, YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION.
ADAM.
GENERAL DAVID SARNOFF.
CORRECT.
CAPTAIN, GENERAL, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? CLASS, TODAY WE LEARNED ABOUT THE POWER OF TELEVISION AS A COMMUNICATION MEDIUM.
TONIGHT, AS YOU ALL KNOW THE POWER RANGERS WILL BE ON TV TO SPREAD THEIR SPECIAL MESSAGE ABOUT THE POWER OF EDUCATION.
TOMORROW, WE WILL DISCUSS WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY AND HOW IT AFFECTS YOU PERSONALLY.
( bell ringing ) CLASS DISMISSED.
GUYS, I'M NERVOUS.
I'VE NEVER LIKED BEING IN FRONT OF CAMERAS.
DON'T WORRY, ADAM.
YOU'LL BE MORPHED.
NO ONE WILL KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
I KNOW, BUT I STILL DON'T LIKE CAMERAS.
THIS IS GOING TO BE A BLAST.
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT IT'S A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO REACH OUT TO KIDS AND TEENS ALL ACROSS THE WORLD WITH A VERY IMPORTANT POSITIVE MESSAGE.
HEY, BULK, YOU GOING TO COME TO MY HOUSE AND WATCH THE SHOW? DIMWIT, WE ARE NOT GOING TO WATCH THE SHOW WE ARE GOING TO BE THE SHOW.
RIGHT.
SIMPLE, DIMWIT, WE GET BACKSTAGE AT THAT TALK SHOW AND WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT WE UNMASK THOSE POWER DWEEBS ON NATIONAL TV.
BELIEVE ME, THIS TIME WE ARE GOING TO BE RICH AND FAMOUS.
SO, THOSE STAR STRUCK POWER PUNKS WANT TO SEND THEIR MESSAGE TO THE WORLD.
I'LL GIVE THEM A MESSAGE TO REMEMBER.
AND ANNIHILATE THE POWER RANGERS AT THE SAME TIME.
HE IS THE BIGGEST STAR OF ALL.
BIGGER THAN ELVIS.
SILENCE, YOU BLUEBERRIES FOR BRAINS.
YES, SILENCE.
HOW MAY I SERVE YOU, MASTER? CAPTURE THE POWER RANGERS, WHILE I CREATE THEIR EVIL TWINS.
THEY SHALL GIVE MY MESSAGE ON TV.
Kimberly: I AM SO EXCITED TO BE ON THE HARVEY GARVEY SHOW.
IT'S SUCH A COOL WAY TO SPREAD OUR MESSAGE.
I'M STARTING TO LIKE THIS SUPERHERO STUFF.
STOP RIGHT THERE, POWER RANGERS.
PUTTIES! GOLDAR! LET'S CANCEL THESE CREEPS.
IT'S MORPHIN TIME.
TIGERZORD.
MASTODON.
PTERODACTYL.
TRICERATOPS.
SABER-TOOTHED TIGER.
TYRANNOSAURUS.
ATTACK, MY PUTTIES.
CRUSH THEM.
# WELL, YOU CAN'T RUN AND YOU CAN'T HI-YI-I # # I-YI-YI-IDE # # WHEN THE EVIL'S GOT YOU INSI-YI-YI # # I-YI-YI-IDE # FIGHT, PUTTIES.
# CO-CO-CO-COMBAT # FIGHT, YOU CLAY KLUTZES.
# CO-CO-CO-COMBAT! # YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT, IMPUDENT RANGER.
YOU'VE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME THIS DAY.
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? ZEDD IS DEFINITELY UP TO SOMETHING.
GOLDAR SAID WE HADN'T SEEN THE LAST OF HIM.
WHY WAS THERE NO WARNING FROM ZORDON? LET'S GET TO THE TV STATION.
BLAST THAT WORTHLESS GOLDAR.
HE COULDN'T CAPTURE THE POWER RANGER'S GRANDMOTHERS.
NOW THERE'S NO TIME TO CREATE EVIL RANGERS.
I'LL HAVE TO COME UP WITH A MONSTER TO DESTROY THEM INSTEAD.
( chanting ): WE WANT THE POWER RANGERS, WE WANT THE POWER RANGERS WE WANT THE POWER RANGERS YOU WANT THEM? DO YOU WANT THEM? YOU WANT THEM, YOU'VE GOT THEM.
WE WANT THE POWER RANGERS Garvey: YOU'VE COME TO KNOW THEM AND LOVE THEM AS SUPERHEROES BATTLING AGAINST UNBEATABLE ODDS.
FIGHTING MONSTERS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES.
PROTECTING US FROM THE FORCES OF EVIL.
THEY ARE PROPONENTS OF GOOD WILL AND BROTHERLY LOVE AND HERE THEY ARE ON THEIR FIRST NATIONAL TELEVISION APPEARANCE AS THE WORLDWIDE AMBASSADORS OF THE INTERNATIONAL EDUCATION COUNCIL.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS THE ONE AND ONLY MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS! FABULOUS.
THANKS.
FABULOUS.
YOU KNOW, IT REALLY IS AN HONOR HAVING YOU ALL HERE TODAY.
WE'RE HERE TO SPREAD A MESSAGE TO KIDS ALL OVER THE WORLD.
THE WAY TO BE COOL IS TO STAY IN SCHOOL.
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET AHEAD.
THAT'S GREAT ADVICE.
DON'T GO AWAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE POWER RANGERS AFTER THIS SHORT COMMERCIAL BREAK.
OKAY, DOLT, POWDER ME UP.
I DON'T WANT TO GLOW WHEN I'M ON CAMERA.
OKAY, LOOK UP.
OKAY, GO LIKE THIS.
GO LIKE THIS.
STOP THERE.
THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
WE'RE BACK.
RANGERS, DID STAYING IN SCHOOL HELP YOU TO BECOME POWER RANGERS? YOU CAN'T BECOME A POWER RANGER WITHOUT FIRST DEVELOPING YOUR MIND.
AND TRY TO GET GOOD GRADES.
OUR EDUCATION HAS EVEN HELPED US OUTSMART ZEDD'S EVIL MONSTERS.
EVERY ONE OF THOSE MONSTERS WE FACED HAD A SPECIAL SKILL THAT REQUIRED US TO USE OUR HEADS.
CAN YOU GIVE US AN EXAMPLE? A MONSTER CALLED PUDGY PIG WAS DEVOURING THE WORLD'S FOOD SUPPLY.
THE PLANET WAS IN TERRIBLE DANGER.
NO ONE WAS SAFE.
HE SEEMED SO UNSTOPPABLE.
IT WAS HORRIBLE.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
HE EVEN ATE OUR WEAPONS.
OH, NO, HE ATE THE WEAPONS.
BUTTER BRAIN, LISTEN UP.
WHEN I TELL YOU, LET THE THIRD ROPE LOOSE.
THAT WILL RELEASE SANDBAG NUMBER THREE WHICH WILL DROP ON THE RANGERS.
THEN WE JUMP OUT ON STAGE AND PULL OFF THEIR HELMETS.
GOT IT, DADDY-O.
WHAT DID YOU DO? WE USED OUR HEADS AND REASONED PUDGY PIG COULDN'T STOMACH SPICY FOODS.
Kimberly: WE FED HIM SPICY RADISHES AND MADE HIM SO SICK.
IT WAS TOTALLY GROSS.
AND IT WORKED.
AND THAT PORKER BEGAN TO SPIT UP ALL OF OUR WEAPONS.
ALL RIGHT.
Billy: IN THE END THE RADISHES COMPLETELY INCAPACITATED THE MONSTER.
FANTASTIC.
YOU REALLY DO USE YOUR HEADS.
NOW.
Garvey: WE'LL COME BACK TO THE ISSUE OF EDUCATION.
THERE ARE A LOT OF VIEWERS OUT THERE WHO ARE EAGER FOR MORE POWER RANGER ACTION.
YOU DOLT.
ARE YOU SORRY? CAN YOU SHOW OUR VIEWERS HOW YOU DO THOSE INCREDIBLE FLYING KICKS? Aisha: HOW ABOUT IF WE GIVE YOU A LITTLE LESSON? ME? OKAY, LET'S TRY THIS.
SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
COME ON, GIVE YOURSELF SOME ROOM.
FIRST STEP IS THE CORRECT STANCE.
PUT YOUR WEIGHT ON YOUR BACK LEG.
BEND YOUR KNEE AND PUSH OFF.
READY? KICK.
NOW YOUR TURN.
OKAY.
REMEMBER, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING-- FOCUS.
I'M NOT REAL SURE ABOUT THIS, OKAY? BUT HERE WE GO.
LEG BACK? RIGHT.
LIKE THAT? KIDS, TRUST ME.
DON'T TRY THIS ONE AT HOME, OKAY? THEY'RE ALL SEATED.
PULL IT! ( birds tweeting ) THERE'S GOT TO BE AN EASIER WAY.
SO, THE RANGERS LIKE TO CLOWN AROUND FOR THE CAMERA, EH? I'LL GIVE THEM A CAMERA THEY WON'T FIND SO AMUSING.
ARISE, SHOW BIZ MONSTER.
LIGHTS, CAMERA ACTION.
AY-YI-YI.
THE ALARM.
WHAT TERRIBLE TIMING.
THE DISTURBANCE IS COMING FROM ANGEL GROVE.
CHECK THE VIEWING GLOBE.
AY-YI-YI.
ZEDD'S CREATED A MONSTER FROM A TV CAMERA.
THIS IS SERIOUS.
ALERT THE POWER RANGERS AT ONCE.
BUT WE CAN'T, ZORDON.
THEY'RE ON NATIONAL TV.
I'M AFRAID THIS EMERGENCY TAKES PRECEDENCE.
CONTACT THE RANGERS NOW.
SHOW TIME, EARTHLINGS.
PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM.
( all cheering ) WHITE RANGER, THIS IS FOR YOU.
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE GREEN RANGER? WELL, HARVEY, THIS IS KIND OF A LONG STORY BUT I REALLY PREFER TO FOCUS ON THE PRESENT.
Alpha: Come in.
Do you read me? IT'S ANOTHER OF ZEDD'S MONSTERS.
What does Zordon want us to do? TELEPORT HERE AT ONCE.
GOTCHA.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
WAIT.
WHO WAS THAT? WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING? SORRY, HARVEY.
DUTY CALLS.
BUT REMEMBER, KIDS, DON'T BE A FOOL.
All: STAY IN SCHOOL! YEAH! ( grunting ) ( all gasping ) GOOD LUCK, RANGERS.
( moaning ) WHO ARE YOU GUYS? BU-BU-BU-BUT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
BUT WE'RE FRIENDS OF THE POWER RANGERS.
RANGERS, OBSERVE THE VIEWING GLOBE.
THIS IS ZEDD'S SHOW BIZ MONSTER.
HE'S OUT TO MAKE A NAME FOR HIMSELF BY DESTROYING YOU.
Every scene's a fight scene.
( laughing ) HE LOOKS LIKE A MINDLESS MASS OF METAL AND GLASS.
I TOLD YOU, I DIDN'T LIKE CAMERAS.
YOU MUST HURRY, RANGERS.
SHOW BIZ'S ALREADY BEGUN TO TEAR UP THE CITY.
LIGHTS, CAMERA, WE'RE MORPHIN INTO ACTION! LOOK WHO'S COME TO AUDITION.
ATTACK THEM, PUTTIES.
IT'S ALL WRONG.
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO INTERMISSION.
THAT'S THE WAY TO DIRECT A BATTLE, GOLDAR.
YOU THINK YOU CAN AT LEAST HANDLE THEIR LEADER TOMMY? YES.
I SHALL NOT FAIL, YOUR WICKEDNESS.
SILENCE! JUST GO AND DO IT.
AND, GOLDAR DON'T YOU DARE SHOW YOUR FACE BACK HERE UNTIL YOU HAVE THE WHITE RANGER'S MANTLE ON YOUR SWORD.
WHITE RANGER GOLDAR! YOUR DOOM IS NEAR.
THAT'S RIGHT, POWER PEST.
I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK AND NOW, I'M HERE! I'LL SHOW YOU NOW, YOU LITTLE COSTUMED CREEPS.
IT'S TIME FOR MY SHOW BIZ MONSTER TO SHOOT SOME BIG ACTION SEQUENCES.
( growling ) WE NEED THUNDER MEGAZORD POWER NOW! MASTADON-LION THUNDERZORD POWER! PTERODACTYL-FIREBIRD THUNDERZORD POWER! TRICERATOPS-UNICORN THUNDERZORD POWER! SABER-TOOTHED TIGER-GRIFFIN THUNDERZORD POWER! TYRANNOSAURUS-RED DRAGON THUNDERZORD POWER! # THEY'VE GOT # # A POWER AND A FORCE # # THAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE # # THEY'VE GOT THE ABILITY TO MORPH # # AND TO EVEN UP THE SCORE # THUNDER MEGAZORD BATTLE READY! # TAKE THEM DOWN # IT'S TIME TO CUT TO THE CHASE.
# THE POWER LIES ON THEIR SIDE # IT'S YOUR FINAL SCENE.
# GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS.
# YOU WIN, WHITE RANGER-- FOR NOW! OH! INCOMPETENT MEATHEADS! ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'M GOING TO BLOW A GASKET! I HATE SHOW BUSINESS.
CLASS, TODAY WE'RE GOING TO TEST TELEVISION'S IMPACT AND DISCUSS LAST NIGHT'S MOST THRILLING EVENT.
STUDENTS, WHAT DID YOU LEARN FROM THE POWER RANGERS? YES, JONATHAN? IF THE POWER RANGERS THINK SCHOOL IS COOL, SO DO I.
THAT'S WONDERFUL.
ROCKY, WHAT ABOUT YOU? UM, WELL, MRS.
APPLEBEE THEY REALLY REACHED OUT AND TOUCHED ME.
ACTUALLY, CLASS, THEY REACHED OUT AND TOUCHED YOUNG PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD.
I WANT TO SHARE THIS FAX I RECEIVED ALL THE WAY FROM SWITZERLAND SENT BY YOUR FRIENDS JASON, TRINI AND ZACK.
"HI, GANG.
WE WANT YOU TO KNOW EVERYONE HERE "AT THE PEACE CONFERENCE IN GENEVA "WAS TOUCHED BY THE POWER RANGERS' MESSAGE.
"EDUCATION IS PERHAPS THE SINGLE "MOST IMPORTANT STEPPING-STONE TO WORLDWIDE PEACE.
WE MISS YOU ALL.
" WOW! I GUESS THAT PROVES THAT TV REALLY CAN HELP MAKE OUR WORLD A BETTER PLACE.
HMM WHERE ARE BULK AND SKULL? HI, BABE.
WE'VE ARRIVED.
LET'S DO LUNCH.
HAVE YOUR SECRETARY CALL MINE.
Skull: WE'RE BIG STARS.
WOULD YOU LIKE MY AUTOGRAPH? GET A LIFE, YOU DWEEB! Applebee: OKAY, NOW THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH.
PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS SO WE CAN CONTINUE CLASS.
FOR BEING TEN MINUTES LATE TO CLASS YOU AND BULK WILL BE STAYING IN SCHOOL IN DETENTION EVERY DAY NEXT WEEK.
AHH! Captioned by Grant Brown