Power Rangers s03e32 Episode Script

The Sound of Dischordia

# GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS.
# ANGEL GROVE! HI-YI-YI-YI-GH! HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
CAN WE TRY THAT BIT AGAIN? ANGEL GROVE! HI-YI-YI-YI WHAT'S WRONG? I JUST CAN'T GET THIS HARMONY.
IT SOUNDED GOOD TO ME! AISHA, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET ANOTHER PARTNER.
NO! I'VE ALREADY ENTERED OUR NAMES INTO THE CONTEST.
YEAH, AISHA LOVES TO WRITE MUSIC.
BOTH OF YOU GUYS CAN SING.
I THINK YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT CHANCE OF WINNING THAT SCHOOL SONG COMPETITION.
I DON'T KNOW (singing) Bulky: I'M TELLING YOU, I'M A TENOR! (singing opera) YOU GUYS FINISHED WITH THE ROOM YET? WE MUST REHEARSE.
YEAH, FOR THE BIG CONTEST.
AND WHO BETTER TO REPRESENT ANGEL GROVE THAN ITS OWN VERY JUNIOR POLICE PATROL? (coughs) HEY! DIA-FRAG-EM! AISHA, FORGET WHAT I SAID.
I'LL WORK ON THE HARMONY.
(fiendish laughing] BRAVO, RANGERS! YOU WORK ON YOUR HARMONY, AND I'LL WORK ON CREATING DISHARMONY.
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR SAPPY SINGING TO END FOREVER! YOU WILL MAKE IT SO! HEY, GUYS.
HEY.
YOU GUYS BUY OUT THE MALL!? ADAM, IF WE'RE GOING TO SING IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION, WE CAN'T JUST WEAR ANYTHING! AND WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR, SO WE THOUGHT WE'D BUY EVERYTHING! I DON'T SUPPOSE THIS SHOPPING SPREE IS JUST A WAY OF RELIEVING YOUR ANXIETY ABOUT PERFORMING IN PUBLIC, IS IT? NO! THEY'RE PROBABLY JUST NERVOUS! Both: WE ARE! DON'T WORRY, YOU GUYS WILL BE GREAT.
YEAH, YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT.
ALRIGHT, BRING IT IN.
COME ON, SKULLOVITCH, BRING IT IN MAN! THERE YA GO.
(groaning) HEY, YOU GOT IT! Skull: HEAVY! HEAVY! HEY, SKULL, WE HAVE TO START SINGING IN FRONT OF PEOPLE.
THESE PEOPLE ARE THE PERFECT AUDIENCE.
THEY'RE YOUNG, THEY'RE HIP THEY'RE CAPTIVE.
GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
SKULL AND I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU A LITTLE.
SONG.
Skull: THIS IS A LITTLE DITTY WE LIKE TO CALL 'ANGEL GROVE RULES.
' ONE, TWO, THREE.
(off-key singing) # WE'RE BAD! YEAH! # # ANGEL GROVE HIGH! WHOOO! # THIS HAD BETTER BE GOOD, VILE.
IT IS MY GREAT DISPLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU, A WOMAN WHOSE VOICE WILL SOON SPELL THE END FOR THE POWER RANGERS! DISCHORDIA! # WELL, WHEN IT COMES TO DANGER! # # YOU KNOW I'M NO STRANGER! # # AND SOON, I'LL TAKE THE SWAN SONG # # OF THE POWER RANGERS! # THANK YOU! LOVE YA! DISCHORDIA! HOW WELL I REMEMBER YOUR PAINFUL VOICE.
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY PALACE ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE! I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YA, ZEDDY BOY! ZEDDY? WITH YOUR TERRIBLE TUNES, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SQUELCH THOSE RANGER RATS, ONCE AND FOR ALL! AND WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NOISE IT WILL BE! I WON'T FAIL YA! I'M READY.
YEAH.
# HERE WE FLY AT ANGEL GROVE HIGH # # AND HERE WE RISE AT ANGEL GROVE HI-YI-GH # # AND WE'LL TAKE ON ALL # # THE LIMITS AND THE OBSTACLES # # OF THE ROADS AHEAD AND THE WAYS AHEAD # # ARE ALWAYS, THEY'RE ALWAYS BRIGHT! # (discordant singing) WHO'S THAT? SOUNDS LIKE SOME WARPED CD OUTSIDE! (music scales) WITHOUT A DOUBT, YOU'RE REALLY GONNA HATE THIS ONE! IT'S MORPHIN TIME! PINK RANGER POWER! YELLOW RANGER POWER! DISCHORDIA'S THE NAME, AND MY VILLAINOUS VOICE IS MY GAME! (loud note) I THINK YOU SHOULD SING TENOR! YEAH, TEN OR TWELVE MILES AWAY FROM HERE! I'LL CONTROL YOUR MIND! GET INTO MY GROOVE! CAUSE YOU'RE THE KIND THAT CAN REALLY MOVE! NOW MOVE! MY SONGS ARE TAKING OVER YOUR BODIES.
SOON, I'LL CONTROL YOUR MINDS! (long, loud note) - WHAT DO WE DO? - I DON'T KNOW! AY YI YI! KATHERINE AND AISHA ARE UNDER A DANCING SPELL, ZORDON! # GOT YOU IN MY CONTROL! # ALPHA, ALERT THE OTHER RANGERS AND TELEPORT THEM TO THE LOCATION IMMEDIATELY! # YOUR BODIES ARE MINE! # # YOU'LL OBEY ONLY ME! # (laughing) WHOA! YOUR SINGING'S WAY OFF KEY, LADY! WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! YOUR CONCERT'S BEEN CANCELED! LET'S FACE THE MUSIC! RANGERS! NOW HERE'S A LITTLE DITTY THAT'LL MOVE YA! (one note) I CAN'T LISTEN! WHAT'S HAPPENING? LET'S SEE YOU DANCE TO MY MUSIC! KICK IT! (note) CAN THIS GIRL SING, OR WHAT? MOVIN' AND A-GROOVIN'! AY YI YI, ZORDON! DISCHORDIA IS MAKING THE RANGERS DANCE UNCONTROLLABLY! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? POWER TWERPS, GET DOWN WITH THE BEAT! ALRIGHT, WHITE RANGER! TIME TO TURN OVER YOUR POWER COIN AND THEN YOUR ZORD! AH HA HA! A BEAUTIFUL ORCHESTRATION OF PURE EVIL.
DEFEATING THE RANGERS IS SIMPLE WHEN A TRUE MASTER CONDUCTS THE PLAN.
COME CLOSER, AND CLOSER! I CAN'T STOP! NOW LET'S HAVE IT, THE COIN AND THE ZORD! NO! YOU'VE GOT TO FIGHT IT, TOMMY! I CAN'T HELP MYSELF! I'VE GOT TO STOP LISTENING! THERE! THAT'S MORE LIKE IT NOW! GIVE IN! GIVE IN TO ME! GIVE IN! ZORDON! TOMMY IS ABOUT TO GIVE HIS POWER COIN TO DISCHORDIA! ALPHA, INSTRUCT THEM TO USE THEIR METALLIC ARMOR IMMEDIATELY! RANGERS! ACTIVATE THE METALLIC ARMOR! GOTCHA! AND NOW, MUSIC LOVERS, MY FINAL NUMBER! HUH! WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH! METALLIC ARMOR, POWER-UP! AHH! I HATE BRIGHT LIGHT! GO FOR IT, DISCHORDIA.
OUR ARMOR BLOCKS OUT YOUR TINNY TUNES! - YEAH! - NOOO! UH-OH.
FIRST OF ALL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
BUT THE POWER RANGERS HAVE BROKEN FREE! - WHAT? - THEY'RE FREE? HOLD IT, RANGERS.
I GOT A BALLAD THAT'LL MAKE YOU CRY! WHY DON'T YOU CRY 'I GIVE UP' INSTEAD? YOU EXPECT ME TO GIVE UP? NEVER! HIT IT! THIS AIN'T NO HOKEY-POKEY! WELL, I SEE.
WELL! YOU'VE BEEN A LOVELY AUDIENCE, BUT IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO! - MISSED ME! - ME TOO! YOU'VE BELTED OUT YOUR LAST TUNE, DISCHORDIA! SO? WHAT DO YOU GUYS KNOW? YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF ONE-HIT WONDERS! YOUR WORLD TOUR IS OVER, DISCHORDIA! METALLIC ARMOR, POWER DOWN! WE DON'T WANT YOU TO GO AWAY MAD, JUST GO AWAY! IMPOSSIBLE! MOVE OVER, OLD TIMER! I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE! - IT CAN'T BE! - YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! HA HA HA! MAKE MY MONSTER GROW! WOW! WE'D BETTER STOP HER BEFORE SHE SERENADES THE WHOLE WORLD INTO OBLIVION! - YEAH.
- LET'S GO.
WE NEED SHOGUNZORD POWER, NOW! RED SHOGUNZORD POWER UP! BLUE SHOGUNZORD POWER UP! BLACK SHOGUNZORD POWER UP! YELLOW SHOGUNZORD POWER UP! WHITE SHOGUNZORD POWER UP! GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT FOR MY BIG NUMBER, POWER PUFFS! [THEME] SHOGUN POWERZORD POWER UP! BILLY, ARE WE READY TO ROCK? ALL SYSTEMS ARE ACTIVATED AND READY.
GREETINGS, FRIENDS! SOMEONE FORGET TO INVITE ME? FORGIVEN! DO YOU HAVE ANY REQUESTS BEFORE I DESTROY YOU? - WELL, I WAS HOPING - TOO LATE! - WHY YOU - COME ON! NOT SO FAST! HEY! OVER HERE! HEY! TURN AROUND AND FIGHT LIKE A HEY, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU? NEED MORE POWER! THE HITS KEEP COMING! THAT'S ENOUGH! HOW 'BOUT A FLIP SIDE? ONE MORE TIME! SOME SHOW, EH? I'VE SEEN BETTER! WELL, I DID KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR FEET.
DIDN'T I? I GOTTA GET TO THE FALCONZORD! ALRIGHT, READY? WHITE FALCONZORD, POWER UP! ALRIGHT, DISCHORDIA.
WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH! IT'S TIME TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS! AHH! IT'S TOO BRIGHT! YEOW! HOLD EVERYTHING! THIS IS FOR YOU! TIME TO POWER-UP! - OH, NO! - HERE'S MY HOTTEST DISC! WHY YOU! SHOGUN MEGAFALCONZORD POWER, NOW! [THEME] ALRIGHT, TIME TO PRESS HER MUTE BUTTON.
- RIGHT.
- RIGHT.
OH WOW! LOOKS LIKE WE COULD USE A LITTLE HELP! [CONTINUES] YOU MAY WANT TO DO AN ENCORE, BUT WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH.
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR TO HEAR THE POWER RANGERS LIVE AND IN-CONCERT.
SO LISTEN UP! HOW DARE YOU CREATURES INSULT MY VOICE, ESPECIALLY BEFORE I'VE FINISHED THE SONG? AND NOW, OUR GREATEST HIT! - YEAH! - ALRIGHT.
IT CAN'T BE! THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HADN'T BEEN SO MEDDLESOME, VILE! HA! NO MATTER.
THIS WILL MERELY GIVE ME THE IMPETUS TO LAUNCH MY LET ME GUESS YOUR 'MASTER PLAN'? THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S WHY I'M STAYING.
SO YOU WILL ALL KNOW WHO IS THE GREATEST EVILDOER THE GALAXY HAS EVER KNOWN! ENOUGH! BAH, ANOTHER PRETENDER TO MY THRONE! WELL, I'D WATCH HIM.
- I'LL WATCH HIM, ALRIGHT.
- YOU WILL? I'LL WATCH HIM FAIL! JEALOUSY! JEALOUSY! JEALOUSY! DRIVING YOU INSANE! JEALOUSY! JEALOUSY! JEALOUSY! MAKING YOUR DERANGED! THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
NOW THAT WAS VERY, UMM ENERGETIC! HEH HEH HEH.
ALL RIGHTIE! WE'RE ON TO THE NEXT SONG CONTESTANTS.
NOW, HOPING THAT THEIR DUET WILL BE THE NEXT SCHOOL SONG, HERE IS AISHA AND KATHERINE SINGING, 'ANGEL'! HERE WE FLY AT ANGEL GROVE HIGH.
AND HERE WE RISE AT ANGEL GROVE HI-YI-GH.
AND WE'LL TAKE ON ALL THE LIMITS, AND THE OBSTACLES OF THE ROADS AHEAD AND THE WAYS AHEAD, ARE ALWAYS, THEY'RE ALWAYS BRIGHT! ANGEL GROVE HI-YI-YI-IGH! ANGEL GROVE HIGH! [CONTINUES] ANGEL GROVE HIGH.
ALL RIGHT! YEAH! BEAUTIFUL SONG, BEAUTIFUL SONG.
I SEEM TO CONCUR WITH THE JUDGES.
CONGRATULATIONS, GIRLS.
IT'S PERFECT FOR ANGEL GROVE HIGH!