Rabbids Invasion (2013) s03e01 Episode Script

Rabbid on Film; Bubble-Wrap Rabbid; Rabbid Theory

1 - [man.]
Give me a "B.
" - [rabbid.]
Ba ba ba ba ba.
[man.]
Give me a lot of "ha.
" [woman singing operatically.]
[both scream.]
[title music.]
# Ho hee # Ba [tires screeching.]
# Ba, ba, ba # Ba ba Ba Ba Ba Ba - # Ba # - # Ahh # Ba Ho hee Zo zee [singing "Also Sprach Zarathustra" in gibberish.]
[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.
5" in gibberish.]
[drum riff.]
# Ba-ba # [muttering.]
[banging.]
Ba.
[beeping.]
Uh-huh.
Ba-bla! [stammering excitedly.]
[whirring.]
[laughing.]
Ba! [stammering.]
[mocking stammering.]
[laughing.]
Ba-be-bee! Ba? Ba-ba-ba? Ba-ba-ba.
Hmph! Blo-bo-bo.
Ba-ba-ba.
[chuckling.]
Hmm? Bo, bo-bo-bo.
Hmm, blo-blo.
Ba-ba-ba! [chuckling.]
[chuckling.]
Huh? Hmm? Huh? Oh, wha, jo-bo-blo.
[chattering.]
Ba-blo! Ba-blo.
Hmm? Oh, oh.
Ba-ba? Ba! Ba-uh.
Oh, blo-blo.
Ba-blo! Ba-ba? Mm, bo-bo.
Ba-ba-ba.
Ba-ba-ba [gulping.]
Ba! [panting.]
Ba-blo.
Ba-blo.
Ba-bo.
[yawning.]
Ba-ba-ba.
Ba-ba! Ba-ba! [chuckling.]
Ba-ba.
Ba-blo.
Ba! Ba-ba-ba! Ba-ba! Ba-ba! [chuckling.]
Ba.
[sighing.]
Ba-blo.
Uh-huh, oh Ba-ba-ba-ba? Ba-blo.
Ah.
Hmph.
Ya-ba-ba! Ba-blo! Oh.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! Blo! Ba-bum, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! [chuckling.]
Hmm, blo.
- [sobbing.]
Oh, ba-ba.
- Oh.
[sobbing.]
Oh, ba-ba! [whimpering.]
[gasping.]
Oh.
Bla-ba-blee! Ba! Bo.
Ya-ha! Oh, blo-blo-blo.
Mm-hmm, uh-huh.
[chuckling.]
Hmm? Bla, bla-bla-bla.
Oh, bla-bla- ba-ba-ba.
Ba-ba-blo.
Blee, ba-ba-ba-blo! Blo! Blo! Ooh ba-ba-blee.
Bla, ba-ba! [laughing.]
Ba-bloo.
Huh? [chuckling.]
Hmm? Ba-ba.
[grunts.]
Ba! Ba-ba-bla? Ba-ba.
Ba-boo-bla.
Oh! [whimpering.]
[snickering.]
Ba-ba! [laughing.]
Hmm.
[snaps.]
Ba-ha-ha.
Ba-ba.
Ba-ba-ba! Ba-ba-ba Ow! Ba-ba-ba-ba.
Ba-ba-ba! Ba! Ba! Ba! Baa Ba-ba! aaa, ba! Ba.
Ba! Ah! Oh! Oh! [coughing.]
Hmm.
[chuckling.]
Ba-ba-ba? Oh, bla.
Ba-baa! Bla-ba! [chuckling.]
[echoing.]
Blee-blo! Ba-bla-ba-bo.
Hmm.
Ba-blo.
Ba-blo? Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Bla-bo-ba-ba.
[grunting.]
Baa! [crashing.]
Ba-ba-ba.
Ba-ba-ba! Bla, do-bla-ba- bo-bo-bo.
Oh, bo, bla-ba-ba, ba-ba.
Ba-ba-bee? Ba-ba.
Ba, ra-ra-ra.
Woh, bla-ba-ba-ba! Ba-bla-ba.
[whirring.]
Ba-bo! Uh-huh.
[gulping.]
[rumbling.]
[belching.]
Ba! Ba! Ba, oh.
[rumbling.]
Bo, ba-ba-ba.
Bla-bo! Ba-ba ba.
[cackling.]
Ba-ba.
Ba-ba.
Ba.
[whimpering.]
Ba! [cackling.]
Oh, ba! Ba-ba! Ba-ba-blo! Ba-la-ha.
[groaning.]
Ba? Ba.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Ba-la? Huh? Ba! [grunting.]
Ba! [grunting.]
[gulping.]
Ba-ba-ba.
Ba-ba-ba-bo! Wa-hoo! Ba-ba-bee-dee- do-doo-bee, ba-ba-bla Ooh.
[retching.]
Ooh? Ah, oh.
Oh-ha-bo-ba.
Ba-ba.
[laughter.]
[repressing stammer.]
Ba-da-bloo! Ba-da-da-da-da-blo! Ah, hmm.
Blee-blo.
Ba-ba, ba! Ba.
Ba, da-da-da! [cackling.]
Ba-da-ba-ba! Ba-ba-ba-ba! [grunting.]
Oh.
[grunting.]
Oh.
Ba-ba-ba.
Hyah! [grunting.]
Ah! Ba! Ah! Yow! Ba-ba-ba-ba! Ba-ba! [thudding.]
[grunting.]
Oh [machinery whirring.]
[both.]
Ba! [buzzer buzzing.]
[whirring.]
[muffled.]
Ba-be-bo, ba-da-da Hmm? Ba-be-be-bo.
Ba-da-blu-dee-bah! [stammering excitedly.]
Huh? [chuckling.]
Blee-da-blee-da-blee! Ah oh.
[projector whirring.]
[gasping.]
[nervously grunting.]
[gasping.]
[softly stammering.]
[cheering and applause.]
Oh! [cheering continues.]
[thudding.]
Oh [laughter.]
[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.
5" in gibberish.]
[drum riff.]
# Ba-ba # [whirring.]
Oh, bla-blo.
Hmm mm, do-blo.
[humming merrily.]
[banging.]
[humming.]
Hmm? [cannon firing.]
[crashing.]
[distant laughter.]
Huh? [laughter.]
Ba-ha-ha! Huh? Mm-hmm? Bla-blo, ba-blo-blo-blow.
Ba-ba-ba.
[grunting.]
- Oh.
- Ba.
Ba-ba.
[grunting.]
Ba-ba! [laughing.]
[laughing.]
[cannon firing.]
Oh! [laughter.]
[laughing.]
Oh.
Ba! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! Ba-ba-ba.
[grunting.]
Ba! [laughing.]
Oh! Ba! Ba-ba.
Mmm.
[whimpering.]
Huh? Ba! [groaning.]
[stammering.]
Bo! [sputtering.]
Oh.
Ah, da-da-bloo.
Ooh? [laughter.]
Bla-ba-ba-ba-ba! [cannonball whistling.]
Hmm? [whistling continues.]
Sa! Whew.
Mm.
[shouting.]
Ra-ba-ba.
- Aah! - Aah! Ra-ba-ba-blo-cha- cha-cha-bla-babul! Hmph, ha.
Ah, ba-blo-ba-dah.
Hmm? Mm-hmm.
Wa-ha-ha! [humming, tools whirring.]
[clanging.]
Ra-ba-ba! Ha-ha-hoo.
Ba-ra-bla! Ah, ba-ba.
Mm-hmm.
Hmm.
[slurping.]
Ah, da.
- Ba-ba.
- Ba-ba-ba.
Oh! [both groaning.]
Ba-ba-ba-ba.
- Oh-da-ba-ba-ba.
- Hmm? [squeaking.]
[squeaking.]
[humming.]
Hmm.
Ba-ba-ba.
Aah-ah! [chuckling.]
Mm-ba, ba-ba-ba.
[humming.]
Ahh.
Oh Wha? Oh? Oh.
Wha Aah! [humming.]
Ba! Ba-ba! [laughing.]
Ba! Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba.
Aah! [grunting.]
[grunting.]
Aah! [crashing.]
Aah Ooh! Ba-ba-ba.
Hmm, hmm, ah.
[grunting.]
Ah, unh! [brick whistling.]
Ba-ba.
Unh! Mm, ba-ba.
[grunting.]
Ahh.
Ba-ba! [growling.]
Ba.
Baa! Oh.
[laughing.]
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, ba.
Oh, ba-ba.
Ba-ba! [humming.]
Oh.
Ba-ba-ba! Hmm? Ba-ba-bo! Hmm.
Ba-bo! Ba.
Ba-ba-ba.
Ba-bo, bo-bo-bo.
Oh.
Bo-bo.
Hmm.
[shimmering.]
Oh.
Oh.
[shimmering.]
[shimmering stops.]
Hmm.
Ba! Bla-bo-bo.
Ba-ba-ba.
Hmm.
Hmm? Oh! Oh, ba-blo.
Aah-yah! Ba.
Ba-ba.
[banging.]
Oh.
Ba-bo! Ba-ba-bo! [banging.]
Bo, bo-bo! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba- ba ba-ba! Ba-ba.
Oh, ba-ba-ba! Ba-yah-da-da! Ba-ba-bo! Ah.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! Oh? Bo.
[shimmering.]
[gasps.]
Ba-ba.
Sah! Mm.
Da-ba-bra-di! Uh Ba-da-ba-da-bo! Da-ba-ba-bo [laughter.]
Da-bi-da-ba-bo! Oh-yo-yah-blu-blu! [whimpering.]
[laughing.]
Oh, ba-ba.
Ah-ha-ba-ba-bo! [laughter.]
[grunting.]
Ya-bla-da-bo! [laughter.]
Ba-ba! [rippling.]
[laughter.]
Oh, aah! Aah, aah, ow! Aah! Aah! Ah, aah! Ooh! [panting, sighing.]
[groaning.]
Ahh, ba-ba.
[grunting.]
Ba-ba! - Ba-ba-ba.
- [all.]
Ba! Bi-ba-bo! Bi-bi-ba-bo! Bi-ba-bo! [all.]
Aah.
[chuckling.]
Baa! [all.]
Aah! [bowling pins being hit.]
[beep.]
Ah.
Ba-blo-ee! Oh.
[laughter.]
Bo-ba-ba! [shimmering.]
Ba-ah! Bo! Unh! Ooh.
[breathing heavily.]
Ba-ba-ba.
Ba-ba! Hmm.
[flame whooshing.]
Ba-ba.
[chuckles.]
Ahh! Oh! Oh-oh.
Waah! [humming.]
Aah! Bo.
Oh? - [all.]
Aah! - Oh, ba-ba! [all.]
Aah! - Hmm? Hm? - Ba.
Huh? Ooh.
[laughter.]
Ah! Oh! [pinball beeping.]
[laughter.]
[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.
5" in gibberish.]
[drum riff.]
# Ba-ba # [whistling.]
Bo-bo-bo, oh-bo-bo-bo.
Mm.
Hmm? Bo, bo-bra.
Mo-ho.
Bo-bo-bah.
[whirring.]
Hmm.
Bla-bla.
Bla-bla-bla-bla.
Oh, ah.
Bla! Hoo-ah! Hmm.
Bla-bla, ooh.
Ba-boo.
Bow, ba-ba-ba.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, ahh.
You see, sir, what you're about to witness proves that our three years of research have not been for nothing.
Our conclusion is a simple one these creatures are all stupid.
Yeah, enough talk.
Let's see some evidence.
Heh, certainly, sir.
- Aah! - Aah! [groaning.]
Wa-ha-ha-ha.
Ba-ba! [laughing.]
Clap-clap-clap.
Clap-clap-clap.
Bump-bump-bump.
Bump-bump-bump.
Bump! Bump! [laughter.]
[whirring.]
Oh! Wha, ba-ba-ben.
[laughter.]
Ah, we're, uh, missing a guinea pig.
I-I mean a rabbid.
I'll just pull in one from our stocks.
Ba-wa-huh [water rushing.]
Oh! [pinball beeps and bells.]
Aah! Oh, my brain.
[chuckling.]
Oh! - Good.
- Ba-ba! [chuckling.]
Ba-ba.
Oh.
Hmm? Free-da-wa, ba-bo-ba-da-zee-da-bo! Ba-ree! Oh-bwa-da-bree! [chuckling.]
- Oh! - Oh.
[laughter.]
Oh, no-no-bree da-ba-da-bo! Uh, it looks as if he were trying to communicate.
Impossible.
He's way too stupid.
- Let's not waste any more time.
- Oh Hmm? Oh, ba-ba-do, ba-ba-do! Oh, bo! Oh? Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Mm.
Ba-la-la-blah.
- He seems to understand.
- Well, here we go.
[buzzing.]
[shimmering.]
- Wow.
- Wow.
- Ba-ra! - Ba-ra! [sighing.]
- Ahh - Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba! - Ba-ba! - Oh! [chuckling.]
[ding.]
Bo-freeda-ba-wa.
Oh.
Oh.
[laughter.]
This one doesn't seem quite so stupid, really.
Yeah, yeah.
He just got lucky.
[grunting.]
[grunting.]
Oh.
Ba-ba.
Hmm.
Ba, ba-ba-ba.
Ba! Ba-ba-ba.
- Hmm.
Ba-ba.
- Ba-ba.
[both chuckling.]
[grunting.]
[groaning.]
Do-blo-ba-ba-ba-lo! Do-ba-da-broo, da-da-bo.
Do-ba-da-broo.
- Da-broo.
- Ha, he did it again! Are you absolutely certain of your conclusions? Well, let's move on to the next phase.
- Ahh.
- Ahh.
Oh [beeping.]
Hmm? Hmm? Bla-da-da! - Ba! - Oh! Ahh, ahh, ahh.
[beeping.]
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! [buzzing.]
Baa! And, that's one down.
[breathes deeply.]
Hmm.
Oh - Ba-ba-ba.
- Oh.
[beeping.]
Ahh Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! [laughing.]
[buzzing.]
Baa! [laughing.]
[laughing.]
And that's two! Ha! Gimme! [playing melody.]
[gasping.]
Ah! He succeeded! Ooh! [playing melody.]
What? Okay, just us two, you little creep.
Hmm.
[buzzing.]
Oh.
Hmm.
Oh.
Ba-do-bo.
[ding.]
I'm afraid you're going to have to rethink your conclusion.
- This creature's a phenomenon.
- Th-This isn't normal.
There's something going on.
It's Hey! Where'd he go? Ahh! He can't just disappear! [man laughing.]
[grumbling.]
All right, where are ya? Ba.
[panting.]
Huh? A-ha! There you are, sneaky.
Okay, I got him.
You can open the door for me.
- I have a better idea.
- Huh? Why don't you, yourself, participate in this little experiment? What, me with the stupid rabbid? Precisely.
[buzzing.]
It will only serve to highlight your superior intelligence.
Come on, this is ridiculous.
Ba-ba-ba.
Ba-ba.
All right, you want it, you got it.
[clock ticking.]
[grunting.]
Huh.
Oh.
Huh! [panting.]
Uh! Ba-ba! A-bree-bwa.
- This is impossible! Ahh! - Bo! [laughing.]
No! Last test, 2048! - Oh, are you sure? - Yes! All right, let's try.
[man laughing.]
[grunting.]
[knuckles cracking.]
Ahh! - Ba? - You see? I was right! He's just as stupid as the others.
He doesn't know how to play basketball.
- Bo-bo.
- Ha! Ya want it? - Ahh! - Hmm? - [laughing.]
Too late.
- Oh.
Oh, oh.
[muttering.]
Oh, whoo, ah, raah! Ha! Wait a second! Hmm.
Uh - Bli-blo! - Hey! You are in Ow! Ahh! Ooh! Ow! [stammering.]
Aah! Hmm.
Ba! [pinball beeps and bells.]
Ow! Ooh! Aah! Ow! Unh! - Bwa-bwa.
- Huh? Ba-ba-ba-bwa.
Ah, ba.
- Ah-ga, ah-ga-ga-ga-ga! - Oh.
[laughter.]
- Bwa-bwa-bwa! - Hey! [grunting.]
Aah, no! [laughter.]
- Hmm.
- Mm? Mm.
Ah-bray-ba-ba-bwa.
Ah, I couldn't agree with you more, my dear colleague.
[laughter.]

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