Regular Show (2010) s02e16 Episode Script
Jinx
Man, how can people be so lazy? There are trash cans like everywhere.
Maybe they didn't see them.
What? You're defending these people? I suppose you enjoy being stuck out here cleaning up all this? Yeah, 'cause I found these! Wait, what are you going to do with bronze baby shoes? I don't know, I'll think of something.
Wait, are you just filling your bag with cool stuff you find?! Yeah, man.
People leave all sorts of junk here.
You just gotta look.
Man, I didn't even think to look! All I got is trash.
Army dude.
See? It's true what they say.
One man's trash is another man's pleasure.
- Treasure.
- What? One man's trash is another man's treasure, not pleasure.
That's just weird.
Well, it's a pleasure to find treasure, so same-diff.
Whatever.
- Quarter! - Jinx! Yeah, this treasure's my pleasure! I said "jinx," dude! You're jinxed! Fine! You can have the quarter.
Geez.
Du-- You know how this works, man.
You can't talk when you're jinxed.
And when you talk, you're gonna get punched.
So keep your mouth shut.
Fine.
In your face.
Look, dude! That's amazing! So beautiful.
Dude, check out what came for you in the mail.
Aw, yeah! What is it? Totally.
Nice.
Come on! Can you pass the-- What? What is it? You can tell me anything, dude.
Dude, you know you can break the jinx just by having someone say your name three times.
Wait, I didn't tell you that? Hm, I guess I didn't because everybody knows that.
I was wondering why you didn't break it sooner.
You better keep your mouth shut because I'll be listening! Of course all of this trash would still be here.
By now Why do I even try? Hey, hey! Get over here right now! Benson! - Hey man, I need you-- - No.
Stop.
Don't say anything.
What is that? Do You guys expect me to let this slide? No.
Yes.
I don't know.
Look, I just need you-- Uh, what you need? Well, what I need is for you to start cleaning this mess up starting now, or you're fired! Okay, okay.
I'm doing it.
But can you just say my name three-- What? Say your name? Why do you want me to say your name? What, what are you looking at? That Mordecai! Mordecai! Mordecai, get over here this second or you're fired! What the heck, Rigby?! What's the matter with you?! Rigby! Just say my name one more time! Oh hello.
Are we playing charades? Good show! I just adore parlor games, next we can play Bits and Bobbles.
Ok yes, Im getting ahead of myself.
Go, go! Friends till the end! Oh, dirty raccoon! Raccoon's brains are three times smaller than normal.
No? Uh Three out of three raccoons can't read! Oh, Mordecai, have you come to play charades with us? Not if this guy is giving the clues, he blows at this game.
Pops is never gonna get it.
No offense, Pops.
Oh, none taken.
I agree, he's terrible.
Shut up! I'm good! Oh, he's jinxed! Haha, yes, you got it, Pops.
I love a good jinxing.
What do you want? I'm in the middle of something.
You know for some people, writing is talking, so you're kinda breaking the rules.
Aw, I didn't even say anything.
That's what you get for cheating.
Sounds count too, right? Sounds totally count.
Sounds count? Do you wanna follow him? Yeah, why not.
I'm not doing anything right now.
Gotta find somebody, gotta find somebody! Fives! You gotta help me man! You gotta say my name three times! I'm jinxed, and Mordecai is taking this way too far! You gotta say my name three times! Come on! Why not? Cause I'm jinxed too.
No talking while you're jinxed, loser! Help me.
Shut your mouth! Hi Five Ghost, Hi Five Ghost, Hi Five Ghost! Hey! Dude, help me back! No, wait! Dude, what'cha do that for? I'm sorry, I'm just need to get rid of my jinx.
Why don't you take it off yourself? You can do that? Yeah, it's easy.
Now here's what you gotta do.
Hey Muscle Man, have you seen Rigby? Yeah, I just told that loser how to unjinx himself.
You didn't tell him about the mirror thing did you? Yeah I did! He's just gonna be talking to himself in the dark.
It'll be hilarious! We gotta stop him.
Dude, open up! Come on, let us in! No way man! You guys are just gonna hit me again.
We won't I swear.
You just gotta come out here and we'll break the jinx.
Just break it now then.
That's not how it works.
It's gotta happen face to face.
No dude! Muscle Man doesn't know what's talking about.
Come out of there you idiot! Rigby! Rigby Rigby Rigby.
Do you mind? I'm trying to get some reading done.
Rigby, open up, Rigby! That guy's dead.
That guy's not dead.
Let's go, let's go! Come back here! I'm not done with you yet! Muscle Man! Dude, what is that thing? Dude, what is that thing? It's like you but evil! Ugh, I can't believe I have- There you are! Get over here and- Come with us Benson! What?! I'm not going anywhere until- Benson! Step on it! Skips, do you know what we're supposed to do? I've seen this before.
You gotta- No! Skips! - Jinx! - Shut up! Wait maybe the monster will go away if I unjinx you.
Stop! It's Pops! Where are you taking me? I demand you put me down at once! They see us! Go, go, go, go! You gotta do it now man! You gotta unjinx me! Alright.
Rigby, Rigby, Rigby! Did it work? I think so.
I thought you said it worked! We're gonna die! Rigby, calm down.
Think, what happened while you were in the bathroom? I said my name three times and that thing came out of the mirror! What else? What else? I locked the door, turned on the water, shut off the light.
The mirror! We gotta get back to that mirror! I don't think that's gonna help man! What? Aw man.
Do it dude, do it.
Rigby, Rigby, Rigby! Come on! They're still coming! Together! Rigby, Rigby, Rigby! Rigby, Rigby, Rigby! Rigby, Rigby, Rigby! Rigby, Rigby, Rigby! Rigby, Rigby, Rigby! Rigby, Rigby, Rigby, Rigby, Rigby, Rigby! His name's in reverse! Ybgir, Ybgir, Ybgir! Who is that? Mordecai, Rigby! You two are in so much trouble! Hey Benson.
Look Benson, I can totally explain.
I don't wanna hear it.
I wanted that trash picked up hours ago.
We're sorry Benson.
Yeah, we'll do it right away.
Well, alright.
Hey look.
How on earth did I get here? Ugh, my head.
Has anyone seen my hat? Looks like you guys are off the hook.
Nobody remembers anything.
How come you haven't lost your memory? My mind's a steal trap.
And don't do that again! We won't.
Jinx, haha! Uh, eh, whatever.
No talking while you're jinxed! How do you like it?! How do you like it? I feel bad for you that you'll never be able to fully enjoy this game.
Maybe they didn't see them.
What? You're defending these people? I suppose you enjoy being stuck out here cleaning up all this? Yeah, 'cause I found these! Wait, what are you going to do with bronze baby shoes? I don't know, I'll think of something.
Wait, are you just filling your bag with cool stuff you find?! Yeah, man.
People leave all sorts of junk here.
You just gotta look.
Man, I didn't even think to look! All I got is trash.
Army dude.
See? It's true what they say.
One man's trash is another man's pleasure.
- Treasure.
- What? One man's trash is another man's treasure, not pleasure.
That's just weird.
Well, it's a pleasure to find treasure, so same-diff.
Whatever.
- Quarter! - Jinx! Yeah, this treasure's my pleasure! I said "jinx," dude! You're jinxed! Fine! You can have the quarter.
Geez.
Du-- You know how this works, man.
You can't talk when you're jinxed.
And when you talk, you're gonna get punched.
So keep your mouth shut.
Fine.
In your face.
Look, dude! That's amazing! So beautiful.
Dude, check out what came for you in the mail.
Aw, yeah! What is it? Totally.
Nice.
Come on! Can you pass the-- What? What is it? You can tell me anything, dude.
Dude, you know you can break the jinx just by having someone say your name three times.
Wait, I didn't tell you that? Hm, I guess I didn't because everybody knows that.
I was wondering why you didn't break it sooner.
You better keep your mouth shut because I'll be listening! Of course all of this trash would still be here.
By now Why do I even try? Hey, hey! Get over here right now! Benson! - Hey man, I need you-- - No.
Stop.
Don't say anything.
What is that? Do You guys expect me to let this slide? No.
Yes.
I don't know.
Look, I just need you-- Uh, what you need? Well, what I need is for you to start cleaning this mess up starting now, or you're fired! Okay, okay.
I'm doing it.
But can you just say my name three-- What? Say your name? Why do you want me to say your name? What, what are you looking at? That Mordecai! Mordecai! Mordecai, get over here this second or you're fired! What the heck, Rigby?! What's the matter with you?! Rigby! Just say my name one more time! Oh hello.
Are we playing charades? Good show! I just adore parlor games, next we can play Bits and Bobbles.
Ok yes, Im getting ahead of myself.
Go, go! Friends till the end! Oh, dirty raccoon! Raccoon's brains are three times smaller than normal.
No? Uh Three out of three raccoons can't read! Oh, Mordecai, have you come to play charades with us? Not if this guy is giving the clues, he blows at this game.
Pops is never gonna get it.
No offense, Pops.
Oh, none taken.
I agree, he's terrible.
Shut up! I'm good! Oh, he's jinxed! Haha, yes, you got it, Pops.
I love a good jinxing.
What do you want? I'm in the middle of something.
You know for some people, writing is talking, so you're kinda breaking the rules.
Aw, I didn't even say anything.
That's what you get for cheating.
Sounds count too, right? Sounds totally count.
Sounds count? Do you wanna follow him? Yeah, why not.
I'm not doing anything right now.
Gotta find somebody, gotta find somebody! Fives! You gotta help me man! You gotta say my name three times! I'm jinxed, and Mordecai is taking this way too far! You gotta say my name three times! Come on! Why not? Cause I'm jinxed too.
No talking while you're jinxed, loser! Help me.
Shut your mouth! Hi Five Ghost, Hi Five Ghost, Hi Five Ghost! Hey! Dude, help me back! No, wait! Dude, what'cha do that for? I'm sorry, I'm just need to get rid of my jinx.
Why don't you take it off yourself? You can do that? Yeah, it's easy.
Now here's what you gotta do.
Hey Muscle Man, have you seen Rigby? Yeah, I just told that loser how to unjinx himself.
You didn't tell him about the mirror thing did you? Yeah I did! He's just gonna be talking to himself in the dark.
It'll be hilarious! We gotta stop him.
Dude, open up! Come on, let us in! No way man! You guys are just gonna hit me again.
We won't I swear.
You just gotta come out here and we'll break the jinx.
Just break it now then.
That's not how it works.
It's gotta happen face to face.
No dude! Muscle Man doesn't know what's talking about.
Come out of there you idiot! Rigby! Rigby Rigby Rigby.
Do you mind? I'm trying to get some reading done.
Rigby, open up, Rigby! That guy's dead.
That guy's not dead.
Let's go, let's go! Come back here! I'm not done with you yet! Muscle Man! Dude, what is that thing? Dude, what is that thing? It's like you but evil! Ugh, I can't believe I have- There you are! Get over here and- Come with us Benson! What?! I'm not going anywhere until- Benson! Step on it! Skips, do you know what we're supposed to do? I've seen this before.
You gotta- No! Skips! - Jinx! - Shut up! Wait maybe the monster will go away if I unjinx you.
Stop! It's Pops! Where are you taking me? I demand you put me down at once! They see us! Go, go, go, go! You gotta do it now man! You gotta unjinx me! Alright.
Rigby, Rigby, Rigby! Did it work? I think so.
I thought you said it worked! We're gonna die! Rigby, calm down.
Think, what happened while you were in the bathroom? I said my name three times and that thing came out of the mirror! What else? What else? I locked the door, turned on the water, shut off the light.
The mirror! We gotta get back to that mirror! I don't think that's gonna help man! What? Aw man.
Do it dude, do it.
Rigby, Rigby, Rigby! Come on! They're still coming! Together! Rigby, Rigby, Rigby! Rigby, Rigby, Rigby! Rigby, Rigby, Rigby! Rigby, Rigby, Rigby! Rigby, Rigby, Rigby! Rigby, Rigby, Rigby, Rigby, Rigby, Rigby! His name's in reverse! Ybgir, Ybgir, Ybgir! Who is that? Mordecai, Rigby! You two are in so much trouble! Hey Benson.
Look Benson, I can totally explain.
I don't wanna hear it.
I wanted that trash picked up hours ago.
We're sorry Benson.
Yeah, we'll do it right away.
Well, alright.
Hey look.
How on earth did I get here? Ugh, my head.
Has anyone seen my hat? Looks like you guys are off the hook.
Nobody remembers anything.
How come you haven't lost your memory? My mind's a steal trap.
And don't do that again! We won't.
Jinx, haha! Uh, eh, whatever.
No talking while you're jinxed! How do you like it?! How do you like it? I feel bad for you that you'll never be able to fully enjoy this game.