Regular Show (2010) s03e35 Episode Script
Prankless
I can't wait to see the look on Mordecai's face when he finds his bed on the ceiling! He'll be like, "Oh no, where am I gonna sleep tonight?!" Best Prank ever! I've got you this tume, balloon! Oh no, bro! Pops! Call an ambulance, now! It's gonna be ok, Pops.
He should fine in a few days, but he's definitely lucky to be alive.
That bed could've killed him.
Pops! Pops! Pops, I'm so sorry, bro! It was an accident! No worries, I'll be quite alright.
No, Pops, I almost killed you, all because of my stupid prank.
I swear from this day forward I will never prank again.
Ever.
Okay.
That's enough.
Dude, Muscle Man, where are you going? Away, bro.
I'm done with pranking forever.
All right! No more pranks from Muscle Man! Up high! No Rigby, this is bad.
We've got a huge problem on our hands now that Muscle Man has given up pranking.
What are you talking about? Believe it or not, Muscle Man's pranks saved this park a long time ago It was under siege and almost destroyed in a prank war with a rival park They were led by their manager, Gene That's it, we're done for! At least, I thought we were done for It's not over, until I say it's over! NO! So Muscle Man became the ultimate weapon in ending the prank war.
With him gone there's no telling what will happen.
C'mon Benson, do you seriously think that guy Gene is gonna hold a grudge for that long? See? The prank war is not over! We have to win it, or we're all gonna die.
OK, listen up, we're getting seriously pranked out there.
We can't win this without Muscle Man, so I'm gonna convince him to come out of retirement.
In the meantime, you guys need to buy us some time.
Mordecai, Rigby what do you got for me? We're gonna take out their bathrooms.
We've got jumbo rolls of plastic wrap.
Sounds promising.
Skips, Hi Five Ghost.
We got expired baloney, illegal fireworks, and three good arms.
Good.
Good.
Just remember, we're dealing with pros out there so keep your eyes open.
Now get out there and make this park proud.
Oh, hey Benson, I hear Muscle Man retires from pranking, that's a real shame! Light em' up, boys! Back in the garage! Back in the garage! What do we do! Hi Five Ghost and I will draw their fire, just get Muscle Man back! There they are, go go go! Mordecai and Rigby, head to the other park and get into pranking position, and I'll call you with further instructions.
But what are you gonna do? I'm going to get Muscle Man back.
Muscle Man, the rival park is pranking us again, we need you! You got the wrong man, I don't that anymore! But we're gettin' destroyed! Maybe I didn't make myself clear, I don't prank anymore! I can't believe this! You're just gonna let them destroy the park! Whoa! Back up bro! I almost killed a man, a park that's just lame you're gonna place that any day of the week, but a man's life that's forever! - But, The Park is- - It's over Benson! I'm done! Thanks for nothin'! Mordecai Rigby! Muscle Man's out! We're gonna have to stop this ourselves! Lets do this! Skips! Come in Skips! Yeah Skips here! I lost Mordecai and Rigby, you and HFG still good to go? We're on it! I'm it! Skips! Come in Skips! There's to many of 'em! Benson! Come in Benson! Mordecai! Where are you guys?! Right here! Mordecai! Rigby! Get out of there now! NO! We gotta get out of here! Their pranks are too good! Hey guys! You lost your marbles?! Say good bye to your park 'cuz when we're down with it, there'll be nothing left! We gotta get outta here! Somebody's gonna get hurt or killed.
I've got an idea, just hold on.
Wha? Pops, shouln't you be in the hospital.
Well, yes, but there are worse things going on right now, you need to start pranking again.
No way, pops! I almost killed you! I might almost kill you again.
But only your pranks can save the park.
I can't do it, Pops.
Their pranks aren't hurting anyone, my pranks can kill.
I won't do it.
We've lost the war.
At least the rival park was kind anough to send me get well confectionary.
Pops! There pranks are hurting me.
This prank war ends now.
If I don't make it back, tell my mom I died doing what I love.
I think we just won the war.
Victory is as good as ours.
Soon that park will be redused to rubble! What the Muscle man! Your pranking ends now, Gene, give up or else.
Give up? I'm not giving up unless I see your park completely destroyed.
Fine, you asked for it bro.
Muscle man, what's going on? Your in space, bro.
Looks like we won't be needing these walls.
There's no knowing where we're going, I think the danger must be growing, what's that warm light a glowing.
Oh no, bro, it's the sun! It's set in motion.
Get ready for some fun, hope you brought your sun tan lotion.
Okay, okay, I'll never prank your park again.
I sware, I sware, oh no! What? How did you do that? Easy, mirrors, you idiot, oldest prank in the book, So no more pranking, right? Right And your gonna clean up all the damge you did to the park with your lame pranks.
What? No way! Want me to out the mirrors again.
No, no, we'll clean, we'll clean! It looks like we can finally put this prank war behind us, you all made this park proud today, ecpellcially you, muscle man, we couldn't have done it without you.
Duh, bro, I'm best pranker there is, no one can stop me, I'm never retireing.
Alright, Pops, back to the hospital.
Later, Pops.
Thanks, Pops.
The park really o's you for faking that boxing glove prank.
I knew muscle man would only have pranked Gene if you pretended to be hurt.
Oh, it's quite alright, it was a jolly good show.
He should fine in a few days, but he's definitely lucky to be alive.
That bed could've killed him.
Pops! Pops! Pops, I'm so sorry, bro! It was an accident! No worries, I'll be quite alright.
No, Pops, I almost killed you, all because of my stupid prank.
I swear from this day forward I will never prank again.
Ever.
Okay.
That's enough.
Dude, Muscle Man, where are you going? Away, bro.
I'm done with pranking forever.
All right! No more pranks from Muscle Man! Up high! No Rigby, this is bad.
We've got a huge problem on our hands now that Muscle Man has given up pranking.
What are you talking about? Believe it or not, Muscle Man's pranks saved this park a long time ago It was under siege and almost destroyed in a prank war with a rival park They were led by their manager, Gene That's it, we're done for! At least, I thought we were done for It's not over, until I say it's over! NO! So Muscle Man became the ultimate weapon in ending the prank war.
With him gone there's no telling what will happen.
C'mon Benson, do you seriously think that guy Gene is gonna hold a grudge for that long? See? The prank war is not over! We have to win it, or we're all gonna die.
OK, listen up, we're getting seriously pranked out there.
We can't win this without Muscle Man, so I'm gonna convince him to come out of retirement.
In the meantime, you guys need to buy us some time.
Mordecai, Rigby what do you got for me? We're gonna take out their bathrooms.
We've got jumbo rolls of plastic wrap.
Sounds promising.
Skips, Hi Five Ghost.
We got expired baloney, illegal fireworks, and three good arms.
Good.
Good.
Just remember, we're dealing with pros out there so keep your eyes open.
Now get out there and make this park proud.
Oh, hey Benson, I hear Muscle Man retires from pranking, that's a real shame! Light em' up, boys! Back in the garage! Back in the garage! What do we do! Hi Five Ghost and I will draw their fire, just get Muscle Man back! There they are, go go go! Mordecai and Rigby, head to the other park and get into pranking position, and I'll call you with further instructions.
But what are you gonna do? I'm going to get Muscle Man back.
Muscle Man, the rival park is pranking us again, we need you! You got the wrong man, I don't that anymore! But we're gettin' destroyed! Maybe I didn't make myself clear, I don't prank anymore! I can't believe this! You're just gonna let them destroy the park! Whoa! Back up bro! I almost killed a man, a park that's just lame you're gonna place that any day of the week, but a man's life that's forever! - But, The Park is- - It's over Benson! I'm done! Thanks for nothin'! Mordecai Rigby! Muscle Man's out! We're gonna have to stop this ourselves! Lets do this! Skips! Come in Skips! Yeah Skips here! I lost Mordecai and Rigby, you and HFG still good to go? We're on it! I'm it! Skips! Come in Skips! There's to many of 'em! Benson! Come in Benson! Mordecai! Where are you guys?! Right here! Mordecai! Rigby! Get out of there now! NO! We gotta get out of here! Their pranks are too good! Hey guys! You lost your marbles?! Say good bye to your park 'cuz when we're down with it, there'll be nothing left! We gotta get outta here! Somebody's gonna get hurt or killed.
I've got an idea, just hold on.
Wha? Pops, shouln't you be in the hospital.
Well, yes, but there are worse things going on right now, you need to start pranking again.
No way, pops! I almost killed you! I might almost kill you again.
But only your pranks can save the park.
I can't do it, Pops.
Their pranks aren't hurting anyone, my pranks can kill.
I won't do it.
We've lost the war.
At least the rival park was kind anough to send me get well confectionary.
Pops! There pranks are hurting me.
This prank war ends now.
If I don't make it back, tell my mom I died doing what I love.
I think we just won the war.
Victory is as good as ours.
Soon that park will be redused to rubble! What the Muscle man! Your pranking ends now, Gene, give up or else.
Give up? I'm not giving up unless I see your park completely destroyed.
Fine, you asked for it bro.
Muscle man, what's going on? Your in space, bro.
Looks like we won't be needing these walls.
There's no knowing where we're going, I think the danger must be growing, what's that warm light a glowing.
Oh no, bro, it's the sun! It's set in motion.
Get ready for some fun, hope you brought your sun tan lotion.
Okay, okay, I'll never prank your park again.
I sware, I sware, oh no! What? How did you do that? Easy, mirrors, you idiot, oldest prank in the book, So no more pranking, right? Right And your gonna clean up all the damge you did to the park with your lame pranks.
What? No way! Want me to out the mirrors again.
No, no, we'll clean, we'll clean! It looks like we can finally put this prank war behind us, you all made this park proud today, ecpellcially you, muscle man, we couldn't have done it without you.
Duh, bro, I'm best pranker there is, no one can stop me, I'm never retireing.
Alright, Pops, back to the hospital.
Later, Pops.
Thanks, Pops.
The park really o's you for faking that boxing glove prank.
I knew muscle man would only have pranked Gene if you pretended to be hurt.
Oh, it's quite alright, it was a jolly good show.