Regular Show (2010) s04e28 Episode Script
Cool Cubed
Slushy! Ready? Let's do this! Brain freeze! Brain freeze! Brain freeze! Brain freeze! Okay, here I go! Dude Thomas, you call this a brain freeze face? Weak-sauce! I agree, jolly weak show.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait! Dude! What is wrong with you? Dudes, dudes! I got this, I got this.
Hey man, what's the coolest slushy you got? Uhh, They be the cool cubed.
It's imported from the arctic and contains real glaciers, but I strongly recommend that you reconsider- I'll take it.
Big swig size.
Go easy on this bro.
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Okay.
Okay.
Here it goes.
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Lame.
Ah dude! Take the picture! Take the picture! Dude, this is gold! Thomas, check it out! Now that's a brain freeze.
Alright, come on.
- Thomas? Come on.
- Lets go.
- Thomas? Thomas?! Thomas?! Dude! He's not coming out of his brain freeze! - Is it supposed to last that long? - I don't know! Thomas! Thomas! What do we do? We have to unfreeze him.
Hot towel.
Check him! Check him! This isn't working! He's way colder somehow! Bring him in.
Yeah, I've seen brain freezes before, but not as bad as this.
This is beyond my medical knowledge.
Luckily, I know a guy who can help.
He's been treating Pop's family for generation.
Oh, of course! Dr.
Henry! Let's call him.
Oh, Dr.
Henry! So good to see you! Hello Pops.
How's that old pinkie of yours? Pop-notch! - So, he drank a slushy, you said.
- Yeah.
- Did you make him drink it? - Uhh maybe? - Yeah, we did.
- Can I see the cup? Cool cubed, Big swig size.
This is quite a pickle.
Well, I got some good news and bad news.
The good news is that the core of Thomas's brain isn't completely frozen yet, which means, there's still a chance to throughout.
Okay.
What's the bad news? The bad news is that the cool cubed slushy is still very active, it's working its way to the brain core as we speak.
If it gets there, Thomas's brain will stay frozen.
Forever! What do we do?! Simple.
I just shrink you to little tiny people then you go inside of Thomas and you can stop the cool cubed slushy before it reaches the core.
It's a dangerous procedure, but it's the only way to save him.
Any volunteers? Well, you and Pops have fun.
No dude, we got Thomas into this mess, so we're gonna get the mess out of him! I think.
Okey dokey! Lets get started! The shrinking won't last forever, so take this alarm.
When it goes off, you will grow back to normal size, so move quick! You'll also need this.
It's just a speck.
Its what's inside the speck that counts.
It contains all the equipment to thaw the core, including a transporter, which would bring you back, just push the red button and poof! You'll be back safe and sound.
Now.
In you go.
I forgot to tell you.
Shrinking is extremely painful.
WHAT?! Remember, just five minutes to save Thomas and get out.
Oh, Dr.
Henry, what will happen if they don't make it in time? Well, it's hard to say, Pops, Worse comes to worst, they just take very long naps.
I love long naps! That means they're going to die.
It's freezing! I can't feel my fingers! Dude, what's that! Mor-de-cai.
Rig-by.
Mor-de- Guys, guys, it's me, Thomas.
No way, dude.
How can you be Thomas if we're inside your his head.
I'm Thomas's Consciousness.
Of course I'm in my own head.
I guess that makes sense.
What was that? The cool is making the brain unstable.
It can't hold much longer like this.
Do you know where the brain core is? Yeah, it's over there.
Take a look.
Freeze! Freeze! Mush! Mush! Dude! The Cool Cubed is almost at the core! What are we gonna do! We're gonna stop that slushy! Dr.
Henry makes one heck of a house call! This might be the transporter to take us back.
It's too big to carry, we have to come back for it.
Time to suit up.
Let's blow torch this sickle stand.
Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Yeah! We got him! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! What's your problem, man! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! I am the coldest slushy in the world! I have a reputation to apoled, which means no area of this brain goes unfrozen! Freeze! Freeze! Now you die! Freeze! No! Freeze! Freeze! NO! He's getting away! Hurry.
Go, go! But, we can't just leave you here! Just Stop the Cool Cubed.
Come on! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze- Hold him up while I find the core! Stay away from his brain hole, you slush bag! FREEEZE!! FREEEZE!! He's gonna freeze the core! FREEEZE!!! Dude! What are you doing?! Doctor's orders.
FREEEZE!! Uh, dude? We gotta get to the transporter! Find the transporter! Dude?! - I got it! I got it! - Press it! Press it! Thomas? How did I do?! How did I do?! Dude, your brain was totally frozen.
You almost died! Whoa, Really? Yeah, but we were injected in your body and saved you! Check out your pho-to! Your brain freeze photo was the best of its all, Thomas! Yeah it did!
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait! Dude! What is wrong with you? Dudes, dudes! I got this, I got this.
Hey man, what's the coolest slushy you got? Uhh, They be the cool cubed.
It's imported from the arctic and contains real glaciers, but I strongly recommend that you reconsider- I'll take it.
Big swig size.
Go easy on this bro.
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Okay.
Okay.
Here it goes.
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Lame.
Ah dude! Take the picture! Take the picture! Dude, this is gold! Thomas, check it out! Now that's a brain freeze.
Alright, come on.
- Thomas? Come on.
- Lets go.
- Thomas? Thomas?! Thomas?! Dude! He's not coming out of his brain freeze! - Is it supposed to last that long? - I don't know! Thomas! Thomas! What do we do? We have to unfreeze him.
Hot towel.
Check him! Check him! This isn't working! He's way colder somehow! Bring him in.
Yeah, I've seen brain freezes before, but not as bad as this.
This is beyond my medical knowledge.
Luckily, I know a guy who can help.
He's been treating Pop's family for generation.
Oh, of course! Dr.
Henry! Let's call him.
Oh, Dr.
Henry! So good to see you! Hello Pops.
How's that old pinkie of yours? Pop-notch! - So, he drank a slushy, you said.
- Yeah.
- Did you make him drink it? - Uhh maybe? - Yeah, we did.
- Can I see the cup? Cool cubed, Big swig size.
This is quite a pickle.
Well, I got some good news and bad news.
The good news is that the core of Thomas's brain isn't completely frozen yet, which means, there's still a chance to throughout.
Okay.
What's the bad news? The bad news is that the cool cubed slushy is still very active, it's working its way to the brain core as we speak.
If it gets there, Thomas's brain will stay frozen.
Forever! What do we do?! Simple.
I just shrink you to little tiny people then you go inside of Thomas and you can stop the cool cubed slushy before it reaches the core.
It's a dangerous procedure, but it's the only way to save him.
Any volunteers? Well, you and Pops have fun.
No dude, we got Thomas into this mess, so we're gonna get the mess out of him! I think.
Okey dokey! Lets get started! The shrinking won't last forever, so take this alarm.
When it goes off, you will grow back to normal size, so move quick! You'll also need this.
It's just a speck.
Its what's inside the speck that counts.
It contains all the equipment to thaw the core, including a transporter, which would bring you back, just push the red button and poof! You'll be back safe and sound.
Now.
In you go.
I forgot to tell you.
Shrinking is extremely painful.
WHAT?! Remember, just five minutes to save Thomas and get out.
Oh, Dr.
Henry, what will happen if they don't make it in time? Well, it's hard to say, Pops, Worse comes to worst, they just take very long naps.
I love long naps! That means they're going to die.
It's freezing! I can't feel my fingers! Dude, what's that! Mor-de-cai.
Rig-by.
Mor-de- Guys, guys, it's me, Thomas.
No way, dude.
How can you be Thomas if we're inside your his head.
I'm Thomas's Consciousness.
Of course I'm in my own head.
I guess that makes sense.
What was that? The cool is making the brain unstable.
It can't hold much longer like this.
Do you know where the brain core is? Yeah, it's over there.
Take a look.
Freeze! Freeze! Mush! Mush! Dude! The Cool Cubed is almost at the core! What are we gonna do! We're gonna stop that slushy! Dr.
Henry makes one heck of a house call! This might be the transporter to take us back.
It's too big to carry, we have to come back for it.
Time to suit up.
Let's blow torch this sickle stand.
Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Yeah! We got him! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! What's your problem, man! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! I am the coldest slushy in the world! I have a reputation to apoled, which means no area of this brain goes unfrozen! Freeze! Freeze! Now you die! Freeze! No! Freeze! Freeze! NO! He's getting away! Hurry.
Go, go! But, we can't just leave you here! Just Stop the Cool Cubed.
Come on! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze- Hold him up while I find the core! Stay away from his brain hole, you slush bag! FREEEZE!! FREEEZE!! He's gonna freeze the core! FREEEZE!!! Dude! What are you doing?! Doctor's orders.
FREEEZE!! Uh, dude? We gotta get to the transporter! Find the transporter! Dude?! - I got it! I got it! - Press it! Press it! Thomas? How did I do?! How did I do?! Dude, your brain was totally frozen.
You almost died! Whoa, Really? Yeah, but we were injected in your body and saved you! Check out your pho-to! Your brain freeze photo was the best of its all, Thomas! Yeah it did!