Regular Show (2010) s04e33 Episode Script
Country Club
- H-h-h - What? H-h-hundred dollar bill! What the!? Get in! Aw man! It's those Country Club jerks! They totally fell for it! Ah, that's rich! Kinda like us! You think it's funny to do that to people!? Let's see how you like it! Stop! Security! Hey! What are you doing!? You can't take our Golf Cart! Here in the Country Club, we can do whatever we want! That's right babe.
Give us back our Cart! I'd rather not.
You know why? Because, we are going to destroy it tonight at our annual Summer Solstice event! What do you think dear? No.
I think it's a marvelous idea! Now, what're you all say we leave this side-show and get some d'orderves? Man, forget this! I'm going to get the Cart! Man Benson's gonna kill us when he finds out the Cart is missing.
He's not gonna find out! - Guys! We need your help! - What's the matter? You guys have to promise not to tell Benson.
The Golf Cart just got confiscated by the Country Club and we need your guys help to get it back.
What's the matter!? Didn't you guys hear us!? Yeah! We heard you bro.
But I'm not going anywhere near that Country Club! What!? Why!? A couple of years ago, they confiscated a meat locker I had outside of my trailer! They also stole my foiler.
My prized orchard! Wait there's a Country Club?-- I had to replace thirty dream catchers 'cause of those guys! With the amount of money they have, they're unstoppable! So, stay away from 'em! Come on guys! We can't do it without you! Sorry, no can do.
Yeah, well, we don't have much of a choice.
If we don't get the Cart back, then Benson is gonna kill us! Alright, fine! We'll go on it ourselves! But can you guys at least make sure Benson doesn't find out about the Cart before we get back? Yeah we can do that.
Remember, we got blend in! - Am I right? - Ace! Let's start in here.
Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! This place is crazy! Is this the restroom? Weird let's keep going.
What the!? What's with all the toilets? You hear something? Maybe it was your imagination.
Yah, I always make my imagination get the best of me.
Okay, I'm tired of asking questions! So, now you're going to tell me what is going on! Thomas, I know you know! What? I SUGGEST YOU SPILL IT! Alright, everybody settle down! Well, look who decided to chime in! Okay, I'm gonna tell you what's going on, but you're not gonna like it WHAT!? What? Well, well, well! Everyone! Please join me in welcoming our honored guests! Let us go! Yeah, and give us our Cart back! Oh, you'll be seeing your old Cart soon enough! But not before we make a few "improvements!" What do you mean "improvements"? We'll be turning itinto a toilet! Bring out the Toilet Making Machine! You have a machine that turns things into toilets!? Yeah I wouldn't expect you to understand.
- You're not rich! - Not at all! Good one pumpkin-cheecks! But if you were, you know that the only thing that matters in life is turning other people's things into toilets! What!? That doesn't even make any sense! Yeah! And you already have a ton of toilets! Why do you need to turn our Golf Cart into one!? Because this is a special occasion! We're gonna shoot into outer space! It's the "richest" way to celebrate the Summer Solstice! Hey, why don't we turn them into toilets and shoot them into space! Excellent idea, Roger! Now, bring out the carts and start the machine! Yes Did you get your wife anything for the Solstice? Stop! This is invite-only! WHAT!? Why didn't you tell me the Country Club stole the Cart!?! These guys has been taking our stuff LONG enough!! Well, not this time! Not everyone can just buy another boom-box when theirs get stolen you know! Some of us have worked really hard to replace our boom-boxes! So, I think it's time we take back what's ours!! That may be a little difficult! Seeing how your not rich! Call in the Calvary! Look out! Let's get the Cart! You should've not messed with us man! Let me handle this! In your face! I had sixty-sevenface lifts! I can't feel a thing! And I had tiger tendents implanted in my hands! So I can mess with whoever I please! Hey! Watch it! He's just an intern! Intern THIS buddy! Disable the water cannon! Where's it coming from!? We gotta take control of the tower! You're ruining the Solstice! The Cart will go through! STOP!!! STOP IT! Thomas, don't let the tennis balls hit you! THOMAS!!! Muscle Man! You gotta stop the machine! I'm on it! It smells like barf! There! Shoot it! NOW! Yes! No! You can't stop the machine! Do you have any idea how much this thing costs!? Well then I hope you get you're money's worth! NO! NO! NO! NO! I wonder if I can still line this four-wheeler? I don't know, but I'm definately gonna keep using this meat locker! Thanks again for coming back and helping us guys! Well, you know I'm proud of you two.
You had the guts to stand up to these people and take back what's ours! Yeah, seriously! Now I can finally catch up on my dream-catchin'! So, you think that guy would be able to survive up in space? Probably he's rich!
Give us back our Cart! I'd rather not.
You know why? Because, we are going to destroy it tonight at our annual Summer Solstice event! What do you think dear? No.
I think it's a marvelous idea! Now, what're you all say we leave this side-show and get some d'orderves? Man, forget this! I'm going to get the Cart! Man Benson's gonna kill us when he finds out the Cart is missing.
He's not gonna find out! - Guys! We need your help! - What's the matter? You guys have to promise not to tell Benson.
The Golf Cart just got confiscated by the Country Club and we need your guys help to get it back.
What's the matter!? Didn't you guys hear us!? Yeah! We heard you bro.
But I'm not going anywhere near that Country Club! What!? Why!? A couple of years ago, they confiscated a meat locker I had outside of my trailer! They also stole my foiler.
My prized orchard! Wait there's a Country Club?-- I had to replace thirty dream catchers 'cause of those guys! With the amount of money they have, they're unstoppable! So, stay away from 'em! Come on guys! We can't do it without you! Sorry, no can do.
Yeah, well, we don't have much of a choice.
If we don't get the Cart back, then Benson is gonna kill us! Alright, fine! We'll go on it ourselves! But can you guys at least make sure Benson doesn't find out about the Cart before we get back? Yeah we can do that.
Remember, we got blend in! - Am I right? - Ace! Let's start in here.
Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! This place is crazy! Is this the restroom? Weird let's keep going.
What the!? What's with all the toilets? You hear something? Maybe it was your imagination.
Yah, I always make my imagination get the best of me.
Okay, I'm tired of asking questions! So, now you're going to tell me what is going on! Thomas, I know you know! What? I SUGGEST YOU SPILL IT! Alright, everybody settle down! Well, look who decided to chime in! Okay, I'm gonna tell you what's going on, but you're not gonna like it WHAT!? What? Well, well, well! Everyone! Please join me in welcoming our honored guests! Let us go! Yeah, and give us our Cart back! Oh, you'll be seeing your old Cart soon enough! But not before we make a few "improvements!" What do you mean "improvements"? We'll be turning itinto a toilet! Bring out the Toilet Making Machine! You have a machine that turns things into toilets!? Yeah I wouldn't expect you to understand.
- You're not rich! - Not at all! Good one pumpkin-cheecks! But if you were, you know that the only thing that matters in life is turning other people's things into toilets! What!? That doesn't even make any sense! Yeah! And you already have a ton of toilets! Why do you need to turn our Golf Cart into one!? Because this is a special occasion! We're gonna shoot into outer space! It's the "richest" way to celebrate the Summer Solstice! Hey, why don't we turn them into toilets and shoot them into space! Excellent idea, Roger! Now, bring out the carts and start the machine! Yes Did you get your wife anything for the Solstice? Stop! This is invite-only! WHAT!? Why didn't you tell me the Country Club stole the Cart!?! These guys has been taking our stuff LONG enough!! Well, not this time! Not everyone can just buy another boom-box when theirs get stolen you know! Some of us have worked really hard to replace our boom-boxes! So, I think it's time we take back what's ours!! That may be a little difficult! Seeing how your not rich! Call in the Calvary! Look out! Let's get the Cart! You should've not messed with us man! Let me handle this! In your face! I had sixty-sevenface lifts! I can't feel a thing! And I had tiger tendents implanted in my hands! So I can mess with whoever I please! Hey! Watch it! He's just an intern! Intern THIS buddy! Disable the water cannon! Where's it coming from!? We gotta take control of the tower! You're ruining the Solstice! The Cart will go through! STOP!!! STOP IT! Thomas, don't let the tennis balls hit you! THOMAS!!! Muscle Man! You gotta stop the machine! I'm on it! It smells like barf! There! Shoot it! NOW! Yes! No! You can't stop the machine! Do you have any idea how much this thing costs!? Well then I hope you get you're money's worth! NO! NO! NO! NO! I wonder if I can still line this four-wheeler? I don't know, but I'm definately gonna keep using this meat locker! Thanks again for coming back and helping us guys! Well, you know I'm proud of you two.
You had the guts to stand up to these people and take back what's ours! Yeah, seriously! Now I can finally catch up on my dream-catchin'! So, you think that guy would be able to survive up in space? Probably he's rich!