Shake It Up! s01e07 Episode Script
Party It Up
Everybody back in line! I run the show around here! - No talking! Everybody back in line! I run the show around here! - No talking! - Get on your feet! - Right now! # [dance.]
# # Get off the ground.
# # Chains can't hold me # # Two, three, four, I'll be out the door # - # Break out # - # Got to break out # - # Break out # - # Got to break out # # Tiptoe slowly # # When all lights out, gonna hit the floor # - # Break out # - # Got to break out # - # Break out # - # Got to break out # # Ooh # # Can't catch me 'cause I'm cool # # Ooh # # Can't catch me 'cause I'm cool # # Break out # # Break out # # Break, break, break, break out # Get off the ground.
# Freeze! Stay in school, kids, because real prisons ain't nothing like the bust-a-groovin' fun you just saw.
Until next week, I'm Gary Wilde.
Ugh! Orange is not my color.
I look like a traffic cone.
Who cares? We're locked in.
Come on, Rocky.
You have to do something.
You know I don't do well in small spaces! Look.
We're out.
Oh, thank goodness we got out while still young.
Sorry, Gary, but I'm not gonna make it to your big party tonight.
Oh, you're kidding me.
This is gonna be my best party ever.
Oprah's invited.
And there's no way, she's gonna turn me down seven years in a row.
Another one of Gary's legendary parties.
You know what? Last year, I heard Johnny Depp's dog was there.
I saw the pictures on "Page Six.
" I can't wait to read all about it.
See, Rocky, that's your problem.
You read.
I make things happen.
Come on.
We're going to that party.
Hey, Gary, we hear Edie can't make it to your famous party tonight.
What if we come instead? Yeah.
We are very popular at parties.
You know, I can blow pop out of my nose.
It's so cool.
Hey, if your parents are fine with it, so am I.
Be there at 10:00.
We're invited, we're invited, we're invited! Oh, this is gonna be the best night of our lives.
Yeah.
- Do you know where Gary lives? - No.
Gary! # [ Selena Gomez .]
Everybody, everybody # # Get out on the floor # # It can get a little crazy # # When the kick hits the floor # # Make a scene, make a scene # # Nobody can ignore # # Don't knock it till you rock it # # We can't take it no more # # Bring the lights up # # Bust the doors down # # Dust yourself off # # Shake it up, shake it up # # DJ, set it off # # Take it up a notch # # All together now # # Shake it up, shake it up # # Sh-sh-sh-shake it up # # You gotta change it up # # And when you've had enough # # Sh-sh-sh-shake it up # # Bring the lights up # # Bust the doors down # # All together now # # Shake it up, shake it up # # Shake it up # You know, I might have a way where we can go to this party, and our parents can't say no.
Yeah.
Me, too.
We don't tell them.
Why am I the only one laughing? Oh, no.
No! No, no, no.
And if it wasn't clear enough, no! What? Hello, ladies.
What do you think of my new ride? Zzz! Ahh! Wow.
I mean, it's so, so, so, so - lame.
- Lame.
Laugh all you want, but this baby - she's a chick magnet.
- Mmm.
Yeah, if the chick is Peel out, man.
So what are we gonna wear tonight? Well, hey, so you seriously think that we can just sneak out and go to a party like it's that easy? It is that easy, Rocky.
Just tell your mom you're sleeping over at my house.
My mom will never know 'cause she's working tonight.
What could go wrong? Oh, I've heard that one before.
"What could go wrong if we leave camp early?" "What could go wrong if we bring home a pregnant cat?" "What could go wrong if we buy sushi at a gas station?" I was on the toilet for three days.
That's right, baby.
I make memories.
Okay.
Fine.
But what about Flynn? Not a problem.
Hey, guys, can you please babysit Flynn tonight? What makes you think two players like us - are available on a Saturday night? - Yeah.
Oh, I don't know.
Because last Saturday night and the Saturday night before and the Saturday night before and the Saturday night before What's your point? You owe us.
How many favors have we done for you? Name one.
Not showing your moms a picture of you guys on a hijacked golf cart.
Uh, I'm free tonight.
How about you, Ty? Let me check my calendar.
- Oh, look.
Tonight just opened up.
- Yeah.
Hey.
Hey! It's only 7:00.
You getting ready for bed? Okay, Mom.
You caught us.
We're not going to bed.
Underneath these robes, we're wearing fabulous outfits, and the minute you leave, we're going to a wild adult party.
All right.
But if you're not home by 3 a.
m.
, you're in big trouble.
Okay.
So I told Flynn he could watch his scary movie, so no sneaking up on him trying to freak him out.
But if you do sneak out, bring home some milk.
# [suspenseful.]
# Whoo! And that is exactly what I told the girls not to do to you tonight.
We need more boys in this house.
I'm outnumbered.
Hey, don't look at me.
Factory's closed.
You be good.
Whoa! You look like old enough to get into an R-rated movie.
And you look like old enough to have a driver's license.
Aah.
Too bad you're not tall enough to reach the gas pedal.
Oh, much better.
Hey, you sure you don't want to take a practice lap in those shoes? Oh, please.
You don't think I can rock these heels.
Whoa! Oh! Well, I think I'm used to them now.
Good news, Flynn.
You're gonna have the best night of your life.
I'm getting a dog, a moped, and a jet pack? I don't know what more you could ask for except buddies! Hey, looks like we're hanging with you tonight, little dude.
Yeah, it's guys' night in.
Wow.
What did I ever do to deserve all this? It's more of what you're not going to do.
You're not going to tell Mom that me and Rocky ever left the house.
Well, well, well.
I've heard of this.
I believe the technical term is "a sneak-out.
" Okay.
Can we just get to the part where you tell us how much this is gonna cost us? - 20 bucks each.
- What? I can't believe this.
I'm being blackmailed by my own brother.
Really? You didn't seem to have a problem with the concept - when you were doing it to us.
- Yep.
Wow.
Look how nice you two clean up.
And you're almost the height of a normal person.
Your place is amazing.
It's way cool.
Come on, girls.
Kitchen's right over here.
Okay.
Um, why is he showing us the kitchen? Who cares? It's a kitchen.
What could go wrong? All right, girls.
Here are your aprons and here are your gloves.
Get to work deveining the shrimp.
And when you're done, arrange them nicely on the platter.
And don't pass out all the shrimp to the nobodys.
Save some for Oprah.
You seriously have to stop saying "Oh, what could go wrong?" I can't believe this.
We're not here to be guests.
We're here to serve the guests.
I feel like a complete idiot.
We're both idiots.
That's part of our charm.
Well, I'm going home.
Rocky, wait.
I know it stinks that we're working the party, but at least we're still at an amazing party, so let's just suck it up and start deveining some shrimp.
Wow.
That's a big vein.
Um, CeCe, shrimp don't have veins.
You're really scooping shrimp poop.
Well, I guess you're just gonna be a bummer about everything.
Fine.
Have fun.
I'm so outta here.
Right after I introduce myself to cutie number one and cutie number two.
# Sh-sh-sh-shake it up # # Shake it up # Oh, I'm sorry.
Hi, I'm CeCe.
Hey, CeCe.
I'm Dylan.
Oh, I had a hamster once named Dylan.
He's dead now.
But I like the name.
And this is my buddy Xavier.
Xavier.
Really? Did you hear that? His name is Xavier.
I always name my imaginary boyfriends Xavier.
It's so nice to meet you guys.
This is Rocky.
Cool name.
Not as cool as Xavier.
So what school do you guys go to? We're both juniors at Elk Grove.
Go, Elks! Yeah! Um We're in high school, too.
We go to Jay Hughes High.
Go, Bulldogs! Whoo! Ow! We're, uh, sophomores.
We're what? We're sophomores.
Right.
We are total sophomores, and anyone who says we're not sophomores is lying.
You guys look familiar.
Uh, well, you've probably seen us in the mall.
You know, shopping at stores where sophomores shop.
Or maybe you recognized us from TV.
We're both on Shake It Up, Chicago.
- Oh, that's so cool.
- Yeah.
Hey, guys, can you fill the ice bucket out there? You know how Oprah loves a cold drink.
What? She hasn't said no yet.
So, Rocky, do you, uh, have a boyfriend? Nah.
My career doesn't allow me the time, except for Saturdays, Sundays, and weekdays.
You're funny.
I dig that.
What about you? Do you have a boyfriend? No.
But, uh, not because I can't get one.
I've just, uh, been waiting for the right guy, and I think he's a junior at Elk Grove High.
Oh, really? What's his name? Maybe I know him.
Yeah, he's, uh, not very smart, but he sure is cute.
I dig that.
# [suspenseful.]
# What's happening now? You don't want to know.
The zombie rats are making their way towards the nursery.
Oh, no! Are the twins in there? Not just the twins, but Chester the family sheepdog, too.
Poor Chester.
Nothing to live for now that all the sheep are dead.
Mommy's home! Flynn, glad you're safe.
Open the door.
Hey, little mister.
Are the girls sleeping? Well, they're certainly not at a wild party.
Let's move on.
Aren't you home early? Yeah.
I told Velasquez to cover for me, 'cause I wanted to hang with my kid tonight.
- Really? - No.
Scheduling mix-up.
What are we watching? Part two of The Zombie Rat Trilogy.
Yes! Run, Chester, run, as your three remaining legs will carry you! Oh! Chester's dead.
Then Armani's people wanted me to do their show, so I was stuck in Paris for an extra two days.
One time, I got detention for two days, which is like the same thing except, you know, I wasn't in Paris.
You remind me of myself when I was your age.
How old are you? Uh, 14.
Uh, 15.
Yeah.
You're adorable.
I could just eat you guys up.
You know, if I ate.
What's so funny? These two young ladies are hysterical.
# Roll the dice # I love this song.
So do I.
You two girls are too much fun to be working.
Lose those trays and dance with me.
She's an international supermodel.
She must be obeyed.
Yes! # Roll the dice # # Take a chance in life # Whoo! Oh, my gosh! This night couldn't get any better.
Come on, everybody.
Group shot.
Hey, excuse me.
Can you e-mail me a copy of that picture for my scrapbook, please? Oh, I don't have to.
You'll see yourself on "Page Six," The Daily News, tomorrow, along with the rest of Chicago.
Did you hear that, Rocky? We're going to be on "Page Six," and all of Chicago's going to know that we were at the coolest party ever! - Um, CeCe? - Yeah? Our moms live in Chicago.
I know.
They're gonna be so proud.
And then they're going to kill us.
# [suspenseful.]
# # [continues.]
# Zombie rat! Zombie rat! Flynn, it's okay.
There's only two rats, and I just caught them.
This is terrible.
What are we going to do? I told you we shouldn't have snuck out.
This is the worst night of my life.
Hold on.
What if our moms don't see the picture on "Page Six"? Right.
Our moms read the newspaper every morning.
- How is that gonna happen? - Easy.
We wake up very early in the morning, go to everyone's front door, steal their newspaper.
After that, we go to every newsstand in the entire city and buy up the rest.
And then, after that, all we have to do is just gure out a way to crash the newspaper's Web site, and we're home free.
- Yeah.
Or I can just distract the camera guy while you delete the photos from his camera.
I don't know.
Sounds complicated.
Keep drinking, boys, until one of you is ready to tell me where Rocky and CeCe are.
Mrs.
Jones, that's a lot of water.
I really gotta pee.
Me, too.
Mom, you know I have a bladder the size of a peanut.
Yes, honey, I do know that.
I'm sure all you boys have to 10-100.
- Huh? - Hit the john.
- Huh? - Tinkle.
Ohh.
So start talking, and then you can all go like Niagara.
Whoosh! Not a word.
Right now, she's got nothing on us.
Silence is our best and only defense.
Very impressive, Deuce.
You're strong like the Hoover Dam, which holds back millions and millions of gallons of water just aching to flow.
I'm out.
I don't think I'm gonna make it, Deuce.
Yes, you are.
You're a rock, a rock that can't be broken.
They're at Gary Wilde's party! I don't wanna go in there with you! # Shake it up # Hey, aren't you the photographer for "Page Six"? Thankfully, yes.
Models sure don't talk to me 'cause I'm charming or good-looking.
Would you like some more whipped cream? Well, it is a Gary Wilde party, so, uh, let's get wild, huh? You got it.
Agh! Wh What are you, a a maniac? What is going on here? Aah.
Canister malfunction.
A what? Ooh.
Uh I'll show you where the bathroom is.
But don't use the good towels.
Those are for Oprah.
I found the picture.
Aw, do I have to delete it? Dylan and I look so cute together.
Delete it.
I have whipped cream, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Deleting.
See? It all works out fine.
We snuck out, we had a great time, we Yeah, I guess I mean, I was worried about getting caught for nothing.
I wouldn't say "nothing.
" CeCe, um, I have a feeling we're not going to meet Oprah.
But, Mom, can't we deal with this tomorrow when I have time to beg and cry? Officer Jones, is there a problem? Yes, Gary, there is.
These girls are 13 years old.
They are not old enough to be at a party this late.
Uh, excuse me, Officer.
There's been some mistake.
They're actually sophomores in high school.
Wow.
It's a good thing you're really cute, 'cause you're not that bright.
Wait.
So you really are 13? Uh-huh.
So I guess a movie this weekend is totally out of the question.
Oh, sure.
I'm free.
Okay, I am taking you two home, and you're grounded for two months.
One month if you bring home some of that pudding.
But, Mom, this is just a big misunderstanding.
- Once you hear the whole story - Wait.
I accept full responsibility for this, and I'm not making any excuses.
- CeCe made me! - Don't Flynn? Flynnie? You are so cute.
I've never met anyone who weighs less than me before.
Babe, let's cut to the chase.
You, me, tomorrow, tetherball.
I'm there.
Of course you are.
This is hard work.
Looks like there's some turkey from the '90s in here.
Well, we deserve it.
We *** out.
And we did help you.
And I did shake your *** down before the boss.
Yeah, but I am an adult.
She is not the boss of me.
One more word Gary and you are gonna scrabble the toilet.
Yes, Officer Jones.
Trust me, you don't want *** Synch by Benfo.
# # Get off the ground.
# # Chains can't hold me # # Two, three, four, I'll be out the door # - # Break out # - # Got to break out # - # Break out # - # Got to break out # # Tiptoe slowly # # When all lights out, gonna hit the floor # - # Break out # - # Got to break out # - # Break out # - # Got to break out # # Ooh # # Can't catch me 'cause I'm cool # # Ooh # # Can't catch me 'cause I'm cool # # Break out # # Break out # # Break, break, break, break out # Get off the ground.
# Freeze! Stay in school, kids, because real prisons ain't nothing like the bust-a-groovin' fun you just saw.
Until next week, I'm Gary Wilde.
Ugh! Orange is not my color.
I look like a traffic cone.
Who cares? We're locked in.
Come on, Rocky.
You have to do something.
You know I don't do well in small spaces! Look.
We're out.
Oh, thank goodness we got out while still young.
Sorry, Gary, but I'm not gonna make it to your big party tonight.
Oh, you're kidding me.
This is gonna be my best party ever.
Oprah's invited.
And there's no way, she's gonna turn me down seven years in a row.
Another one of Gary's legendary parties.
You know what? Last year, I heard Johnny Depp's dog was there.
I saw the pictures on "Page Six.
" I can't wait to read all about it.
See, Rocky, that's your problem.
You read.
I make things happen.
Come on.
We're going to that party.
Hey, Gary, we hear Edie can't make it to your famous party tonight.
What if we come instead? Yeah.
We are very popular at parties.
You know, I can blow pop out of my nose.
It's so cool.
Hey, if your parents are fine with it, so am I.
Be there at 10:00.
We're invited, we're invited, we're invited! Oh, this is gonna be the best night of our lives.
Yeah.
- Do you know where Gary lives? - No.
Gary! # [ Selena Gomez .]
Everybody, everybody # # Get out on the floor # # It can get a little crazy # # When the kick hits the floor # # Make a scene, make a scene # # Nobody can ignore # # Don't knock it till you rock it # # We can't take it no more # # Bring the lights up # # Bust the doors down # # Dust yourself off # # Shake it up, shake it up # # DJ, set it off # # Take it up a notch # # All together now # # Shake it up, shake it up # # Sh-sh-sh-shake it up # # You gotta change it up # # And when you've had enough # # Sh-sh-sh-shake it up # # Bring the lights up # # Bust the doors down # # All together now # # Shake it up, shake it up # # Shake it up # You know, I might have a way where we can go to this party, and our parents can't say no.
Yeah.
Me, too.
We don't tell them.
Why am I the only one laughing? Oh, no.
No! No, no, no.
And if it wasn't clear enough, no! What? Hello, ladies.
What do you think of my new ride? Zzz! Ahh! Wow.
I mean, it's so, so, so, so - lame.
- Lame.
Laugh all you want, but this baby - she's a chick magnet.
- Mmm.
Yeah, if the chick is Peel out, man.
So what are we gonna wear tonight? Well, hey, so you seriously think that we can just sneak out and go to a party like it's that easy? It is that easy, Rocky.
Just tell your mom you're sleeping over at my house.
My mom will never know 'cause she's working tonight.
What could go wrong? Oh, I've heard that one before.
"What could go wrong if we leave camp early?" "What could go wrong if we bring home a pregnant cat?" "What could go wrong if we buy sushi at a gas station?" I was on the toilet for three days.
That's right, baby.
I make memories.
Okay.
Fine.
But what about Flynn? Not a problem.
Hey, guys, can you please babysit Flynn tonight? What makes you think two players like us - are available on a Saturday night? - Yeah.
Oh, I don't know.
Because last Saturday night and the Saturday night before and the Saturday night before and the Saturday night before What's your point? You owe us.
How many favors have we done for you? Name one.
Not showing your moms a picture of you guys on a hijacked golf cart.
Uh, I'm free tonight.
How about you, Ty? Let me check my calendar.
- Oh, look.
Tonight just opened up.
- Yeah.
Hey.
Hey! It's only 7:00.
You getting ready for bed? Okay, Mom.
You caught us.
We're not going to bed.
Underneath these robes, we're wearing fabulous outfits, and the minute you leave, we're going to a wild adult party.
All right.
But if you're not home by 3 a.
m.
, you're in big trouble.
Okay.
So I told Flynn he could watch his scary movie, so no sneaking up on him trying to freak him out.
But if you do sneak out, bring home some milk.
# [suspenseful.]
# Whoo! And that is exactly what I told the girls not to do to you tonight.
We need more boys in this house.
I'm outnumbered.
Hey, don't look at me.
Factory's closed.
You be good.
Whoa! You look like old enough to get into an R-rated movie.
And you look like old enough to have a driver's license.
Aah.
Too bad you're not tall enough to reach the gas pedal.
Oh, much better.
Hey, you sure you don't want to take a practice lap in those shoes? Oh, please.
You don't think I can rock these heels.
Whoa! Oh! Well, I think I'm used to them now.
Good news, Flynn.
You're gonna have the best night of your life.
I'm getting a dog, a moped, and a jet pack? I don't know what more you could ask for except buddies! Hey, looks like we're hanging with you tonight, little dude.
Yeah, it's guys' night in.
Wow.
What did I ever do to deserve all this? It's more of what you're not going to do.
You're not going to tell Mom that me and Rocky ever left the house.
Well, well, well.
I've heard of this.
I believe the technical term is "a sneak-out.
" Okay.
Can we just get to the part where you tell us how much this is gonna cost us? - 20 bucks each.
- What? I can't believe this.
I'm being blackmailed by my own brother.
Really? You didn't seem to have a problem with the concept - when you were doing it to us.
- Yep.
Wow.
Look how nice you two clean up.
And you're almost the height of a normal person.
Your place is amazing.
It's way cool.
Come on, girls.
Kitchen's right over here.
Okay.
Um, why is he showing us the kitchen? Who cares? It's a kitchen.
What could go wrong? All right, girls.
Here are your aprons and here are your gloves.
Get to work deveining the shrimp.
And when you're done, arrange them nicely on the platter.
And don't pass out all the shrimp to the nobodys.
Save some for Oprah.
You seriously have to stop saying "Oh, what could go wrong?" I can't believe this.
We're not here to be guests.
We're here to serve the guests.
I feel like a complete idiot.
We're both idiots.
That's part of our charm.
Well, I'm going home.
Rocky, wait.
I know it stinks that we're working the party, but at least we're still at an amazing party, so let's just suck it up and start deveining some shrimp.
Wow.
That's a big vein.
Um, CeCe, shrimp don't have veins.
You're really scooping shrimp poop.
Well, I guess you're just gonna be a bummer about everything.
Fine.
Have fun.
I'm so outta here.
Right after I introduce myself to cutie number one and cutie number two.
# Sh-sh-sh-shake it up # # Shake it up # Oh, I'm sorry.
Hi, I'm CeCe.
Hey, CeCe.
I'm Dylan.
Oh, I had a hamster once named Dylan.
He's dead now.
But I like the name.
And this is my buddy Xavier.
Xavier.
Really? Did you hear that? His name is Xavier.
I always name my imaginary boyfriends Xavier.
It's so nice to meet you guys.
This is Rocky.
Cool name.
Not as cool as Xavier.
So what school do you guys go to? We're both juniors at Elk Grove.
Go, Elks! Yeah! Um We're in high school, too.
We go to Jay Hughes High.
Go, Bulldogs! Whoo! Ow! We're, uh, sophomores.
We're what? We're sophomores.
Right.
We are total sophomores, and anyone who says we're not sophomores is lying.
You guys look familiar.
Uh, well, you've probably seen us in the mall.
You know, shopping at stores where sophomores shop.
Or maybe you recognized us from TV.
We're both on Shake It Up, Chicago.
- Oh, that's so cool.
- Yeah.
Hey, guys, can you fill the ice bucket out there? You know how Oprah loves a cold drink.
What? She hasn't said no yet.
So, Rocky, do you, uh, have a boyfriend? Nah.
My career doesn't allow me the time, except for Saturdays, Sundays, and weekdays.
You're funny.
I dig that.
What about you? Do you have a boyfriend? No.
But, uh, not because I can't get one.
I've just, uh, been waiting for the right guy, and I think he's a junior at Elk Grove High.
Oh, really? What's his name? Maybe I know him.
Yeah, he's, uh, not very smart, but he sure is cute.
I dig that.
# [suspenseful.]
# What's happening now? You don't want to know.
The zombie rats are making their way towards the nursery.
Oh, no! Are the twins in there? Not just the twins, but Chester the family sheepdog, too.
Poor Chester.
Nothing to live for now that all the sheep are dead.
Mommy's home! Flynn, glad you're safe.
Open the door.
Hey, little mister.
Are the girls sleeping? Well, they're certainly not at a wild party.
Let's move on.
Aren't you home early? Yeah.
I told Velasquez to cover for me, 'cause I wanted to hang with my kid tonight.
- Really? - No.
Scheduling mix-up.
What are we watching? Part two of The Zombie Rat Trilogy.
Yes! Run, Chester, run, as your three remaining legs will carry you! Oh! Chester's dead.
Then Armani's people wanted me to do their show, so I was stuck in Paris for an extra two days.
One time, I got detention for two days, which is like the same thing except, you know, I wasn't in Paris.
You remind me of myself when I was your age.
How old are you? Uh, 14.
Uh, 15.
Yeah.
You're adorable.
I could just eat you guys up.
You know, if I ate.
What's so funny? These two young ladies are hysterical.
# Roll the dice # I love this song.
So do I.
You two girls are too much fun to be working.
Lose those trays and dance with me.
She's an international supermodel.
She must be obeyed.
Yes! # Roll the dice # # Take a chance in life # Whoo! Oh, my gosh! This night couldn't get any better.
Come on, everybody.
Group shot.
Hey, excuse me.
Can you e-mail me a copy of that picture for my scrapbook, please? Oh, I don't have to.
You'll see yourself on "Page Six," The Daily News, tomorrow, along with the rest of Chicago.
Did you hear that, Rocky? We're going to be on "Page Six," and all of Chicago's going to know that we were at the coolest party ever! - Um, CeCe? - Yeah? Our moms live in Chicago.
I know.
They're gonna be so proud.
And then they're going to kill us.
# [suspenseful.]
# # [continues.]
# Zombie rat! Zombie rat! Flynn, it's okay.
There's only two rats, and I just caught them.
This is terrible.
What are we going to do? I told you we shouldn't have snuck out.
This is the worst night of my life.
Hold on.
What if our moms don't see the picture on "Page Six"? Right.
Our moms read the newspaper every morning.
- How is that gonna happen? - Easy.
We wake up very early in the morning, go to everyone's front door, steal their newspaper.
After that, we go to every newsstand in the entire city and buy up the rest.
And then, after that, all we have to do is just gure out a way to crash the newspaper's Web site, and we're home free.
- Yeah.
Or I can just distract the camera guy while you delete the photos from his camera.
I don't know.
Sounds complicated.
Keep drinking, boys, until one of you is ready to tell me where Rocky and CeCe are.
Mrs.
Jones, that's a lot of water.
I really gotta pee.
Me, too.
Mom, you know I have a bladder the size of a peanut.
Yes, honey, I do know that.
I'm sure all you boys have to 10-100.
- Huh? - Hit the john.
- Huh? - Tinkle.
Ohh.
So start talking, and then you can all go like Niagara.
Whoosh! Not a word.
Right now, she's got nothing on us.
Silence is our best and only defense.
Very impressive, Deuce.
You're strong like the Hoover Dam, which holds back millions and millions of gallons of water just aching to flow.
I'm out.
I don't think I'm gonna make it, Deuce.
Yes, you are.
You're a rock, a rock that can't be broken.
They're at Gary Wilde's party! I don't wanna go in there with you! # Shake it up # Hey, aren't you the photographer for "Page Six"? Thankfully, yes.
Models sure don't talk to me 'cause I'm charming or good-looking.
Would you like some more whipped cream? Well, it is a Gary Wilde party, so, uh, let's get wild, huh? You got it.
Agh! Wh What are you, a a maniac? What is going on here? Aah.
Canister malfunction.
A what? Ooh.
Uh I'll show you where the bathroom is.
But don't use the good towels.
Those are for Oprah.
I found the picture.
Aw, do I have to delete it? Dylan and I look so cute together.
Delete it.
I have whipped cream, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Deleting.
See? It all works out fine.
We snuck out, we had a great time, we Yeah, I guess I mean, I was worried about getting caught for nothing.
I wouldn't say "nothing.
" CeCe, um, I have a feeling we're not going to meet Oprah.
But, Mom, can't we deal with this tomorrow when I have time to beg and cry? Officer Jones, is there a problem? Yes, Gary, there is.
These girls are 13 years old.
They are not old enough to be at a party this late.
Uh, excuse me, Officer.
There's been some mistake.
They're actually sophomores in high school.
Wow.
It's a good thing you're really cute, 'cause you're not that bright.
Wait.
So you really are 13? Uh-huh.
So I guess a movie this weekend is totally out of the question.
Oh, sure.
I'm free.
Okay, I am taking you two home, and you're grounded for two months.
One month if you bring home some of that pudding.
But, Mom, this is just a big misunderstanding.
- Once you hear the whole story - Wait.
I accept full responsibility for this, and I'm not making any excuses.
- CeCe made me! - Don't Flynn? Flynnie? You are so cute.
I've never met anyone who weighs less than me before.
Babe, let's cut to the chase.
You, me, tomorrow, tetherball.
I'm there.
Of course you are.
This is hard work.
Looks like there's some turkey from the '90s in here.
Well, we deserve it.
We *** out.
And we did help you.
And I did shake your *** down before the boss.
Yeah, but I am an adult.
She is not the boss of me.
One more word Gary and you are gonna scrabble the toilet.
Yes, Officer Jones.
Trust me, you don't want *** Synch by Benfo.