Smallville s09e12 Episode Script

Your attention, please.
Attention, please.
There's gonna be a panel starting in 20 minutes.
Don't touch it, please.
I got it! Wow.
This is awesome.
Whoa.
Warrior Angel.
Hey, Harry, is it true that no one's ever read it before? I read on the Internet that no one in the whole world knows what the Warrior Angel's secret battle cry is.
- You've got to let me take a look at this.
- No, no.
You know better than that.
Anybody opens that book, the value drops.
I know.
But aren't you at least curious what's inside? Of course.
I mean, who wouldn't? But if I so much as breathe at it funny, my boss would kill me.
Besides, there's nothing in that fantasy world that's gonna make a lick of difference out here in the real one, kid.
No, no, no! - Come on.
Some of these are priceless.
Hey, look, man, I didn't see it.
Security! Security! Somebody stole my comic book! I'm sorry.
Hey.
- Sorry.
I can't see a thing in this helmet.
- Lois.
This is not what I had in mind when Randall said I gotta be embedded journalist for the day.
Shouldn't be hard for Lois Lane to nail down a human interest piece.
Save the hammer.
I can't get anything out of these people.
They keep looking at me like I'm from another planet.
Which is saying something.
You know, no offense but that armor doesn't exactly make you Miss Approachable.
Look.
Like this? Don't be afraid.
Right.
No wonder Clark's been avoiding me.
I am losing touch with fantasy without even realizing it.
The last thing Clark feels when he thinks about you is boredom.
Maybe I'm doing this to myself.
You know, maybe it's a deep-rooted fear of intimacy.
Maybe I'm not letting loose, because every time I do things fall apart.
My therapist was right.
I used to have these fantasies about Clark.
And now, not so much as a dirty limerick.
Maybe you just need to calm down and focus on your work.
Oh, sorry.
You're right.
And maybe you should take advantage of being immersed in your element.
Get your hands off of the digital world and onto some hunky human fantasy for a change.
Have a little fun.
One of us should.
- All right.
- Good.
Now, I have to go make a call.
Promise me you're gonna kick the CrackBerry to the curb.
I promise.
Okay.
Can't believe I'm doing this.
Whoa! "With angels' might.
" Warrior Angel was really just the kid? Uh-oh.
Are you okay? - Lois.
Clark.
Where are you? Look, I'm sorry.
I'm late.
But I guess I got caught up with some chores.
- I'm in the truck on the way there now.
Oh, good.
Can you grab something from my place while you're at it? - Check in the closet.
- Sure.
Like you said, I'm already late, so I'm cashing in a rain check.
You cannot renege on a rain check.
Can I rain check on your rain check? No.
You've been cashing in so many rain checks lately that I am soaking wet with disappointment.
Luckily, I'm driving by the Talon right now, Lois.
What do you need? - What was that whooshing sound? - Nothing.
I just had the truck window open.
Okay, this is what I got: some red leather thing.
Nope.
- Salute the flag? - Less gabbing, more grabbing.
French-maid outfit? Need-to-know basis.
There's a garment bag.
Finally.
There you go.
Now, that wasn't so hard, was it? - Yeah, piece of cake.
You're my hero.
After that heroic hit-and-run it would be hard for even the most distressed damsel not to take offense.
What would a hero say? You're welcome, citizen.
Uh, and you left a not-so-subtle trail of breadcrumbs on your way over here.
I'm sorry.
This is all kind of new to me.
I didn't realize how fast I was.
No sonic boom.
So not that fast, I guess.
Did you wanna? What? Oh, ha.
Um Not very heroic.
Good street look, though.
Uh-huh.
Well, look, whether you feel like it or not I know a superhero when I see one.
I'm sort of in the business of helping superheroes.
I don't think anyone's dad talked about that on Career Day.
- Are you for real? - Yeah, I'm about as real as it gets.
Chloe Sullivan.
Stephen Swift.
- Ow! - Sorry.
Maybe we can talk about how you fit in among the world's finest over coffee sometime.
That sounds pretty cool.
Great.
So did you wanna get that coffee now, or? Now? Uh, yeah.
Okay.
I mean, if you're not doing anything.
Yeah.
Ladies first.
Bill.
- Come on, man.
You only get to frown when you've been sweating like a pot roast all afternoon.
I'm sorry, Lois, I just don't get all this.
The colors, the costumes.
Everyone has a popcorn image of what being a hero's about.
It's called a fantasy, Clark.
An escape.
Something, I don't know, more magical than what we have in our normal lives.
The reality of being a hero is about sacrifice, responsibility and accountability.
From what I've heard.
Did you and Chloe both just swear off whimsy? Was there a memo? Look, a costume isn't just about hiding who you are it's about seeing the world in a way that you haven't before.
What's your dream? Getting swept away in a little fantasy might do you some good every once in a while.
Lady's got a point.
Without a dash of fantasy, life's just life.
And where's the magic in that? - Zatanna, when did you-? - We need to talk, Blue.
Alone.
I hope it's okay that I borrow him for a bit.
Lois, Zatanna.
Zatanna, Lois.
Not exactly what I meant about being swept away.
I shouldn't be surprised that you decided to follow in your father's footsteps.
A lot can change in a year.
Somehow I don't think you detoured your roadshow to play catch-up.
I found out my late great father got cocky and went on a cursing spree in his roaring 20s.
I have been cleaning up his mess rounding up all the things that he cursed.
You think this comic book was one of those items? It's not as crazy as it sounds.
According to my dad's journal our thief is bound to be feeling the effects of true power.
Just like in the comic.
I'm normally a solo act but these things never seem to end well.
And I can't think of anyone better to help me with this than you.
Hey, come on.
Hey, buddy, wait your turn.
Would you excuse me one moment? Back of the line, buddy.
Lois, why are you in the men's bathroom? You obviously haven't seen the line for the women's room.
- Lois.
Just a minute.
- Stop gawking and prosper.
- That's what was in your bag? Well, this Amazon princess won't get nerd-walled again.
I still don't understand how this qualifies as Amazon, but whatever.
While I was waiting for you to drag your heels across the county a story finally happened right under my nose.
- Someone stole- - A rare WarriorAngel comic book.
I know.
My friend Zatanna told me.
She's into antiquities.
She has a few leads that she wants me to help her track down.
I'll bet you do.
- No, Lois, it's not like that.
- No, I get it.
You mind if I get a picture with you? Take a picture? We'll cover more ground if we split up anyway, right? How-? My caramel java-chip white-chocolate mocha has three shots in it, right? Yeah.
- Great.
- And for you, sir? - A glass of milk would be great.
I mean, coffee.
Dark, black, please.
Everything okay? Yeah.
It's just strong, is all.
If I'm gonna help you get acclimated, I need to ask you- You really know superheroes? Yeah.
Now, let's just focus on- All of them? Most of them, I guess.
What? You know actual superheroes, and you couldn't sound more bored.
- That's- That's amazing, is what it is.
- Well, it's a living.
Can you at least tell me which heroes you know? Don't.
That would compromise their identities.
I can't believe I asked that.
Let's focus on what makes Stephen Swift so super.
So were you exposed to meteor rock? Or maybe you were born this way.
That would make you Metahuman.
Or maybe you're from space.
That last one was a joke.
Kind of.
Oh, God, you're not actually from space, are you? No.
Just- Sorry.
I'm an orphan.
And I got sent to Metropolis to live with my aunt when I was little.
And then a couple weeks ago, I got caught in a In a chemical fire.
And, well, here we are.
- It's common to the archetype.
- Yeah.
I thought I was the expert.
Cry to his mama because he lost his bike.
Give it back.
Come on.
I need that to get home.
And who's gonna stop me? Excuse me, Miss Sullivan.
Ow! Ah! Stop it.
You heard the man.
Leave him be.
What you're doing to this kid here isn't right, and it isn't fair.
And he shouldn't let you get away with it, not ever.
Mind your own business.
I'll give you something to laugh about.
No.
- No, no, no.
- Apologize! Okay.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Just- I'll give it back.
Just put me down.
- Everybody, home, now.
Come on! It hurts.
Thanks, mister.
Sorry.
I just had to save the day.
So, what's next? Sorry my locator spell wasn't more accurate.
Like I said, I need all the help I can get.
We should be close? I guess you can't expect magic to be an exact science.
Was that a clever play on words? Wonderful wit and sparkling theatrics.
Mr.
Blur's really upped his game.
Found it.
I always knew you were packing some heavy artillery under that tie but seeing through walls, well, that's a showstopper.
- All in a day's work, I guess.
- Wait.
With powers like yours how can you possibly say, "All in a day's work"? I don't really think about it.
Being like this is almost like breathing now.
And with a gift like that comes responsibilities.
Exactly.
I've spent so much time trying to do what's right that I guess I haven't had any time for anything but reality.
And these people, out here with their capes I don't know, they just don't get it.
But Right there with you.
Magic.
Fantasy.
It's all in a day's work.
Day in, day out.
What I create as everyone else's fantasies has become so normal.
I suppose even the illusionists can become disillusioned.
But, hey, at least you have that fiery spacetrooper to stargaze with at the end of the day.
Yeah, well, based on my last relationship I'm afraid I'm keeping Lois at arm's length.
You're afraid that if you let that spark ignite you're gonna get burned again.
Right now, everything's under control.
Fantasy isn't about being in control and fire doesn't always have to burn, you know.
Maybe what you need is a tiny moment of true fantasy to remind you what sparks are all about.
I'm good, thanks.
No.
No, you're not.
Sparks lead to flames, and fire is what keeps us alive.
Now I can't do this.
That's a shame.
I think we found a mouth more magical than mine.
- See you later.
- Thank you.
- Hey.
- Oliver, what's up? Me? Just owed Lois some Sharks tickets.
But you, buddy you may be bulletproof, but you may wanna duck and cover in there.
Good luck.
Hey.
So your friend Zatanna, what was she dressed up as, anyway? - That's just how she dresses, so - Of course it is.
Lois, you don't have anything to worry about with Zatanna.
Of course I don't.
Wanna know why? Jealous women worry.
Me? Not jealous.
Not even a little.
See, I know that I have nothing to worry about because Clark Kent, he is the most honest man that I know.
So if anything were to happen between the farm boy and Lady Fishnets Lois Lane would be the first to know about it, not the last, right? Well, you can tell your supervisor that I find it highly ironic that I can't find anyone worth talking to in Missing Persons.
When did we drift from missing comic to Missing Persons? We course-corrected when our thief's aunt filed a report.
Aunt? How old is our thief? Meet Alec Abrams, our preteen, pre-convict.
He's been AWOL ever since he stole the book.
Not that I can blame him.
It's worth thousands of dollars.
- The cops are looking for him.
- Police are the least of his worries.
- We need to find him as soon as we can.
- Don't think I haven't been trying.
His ID was flagged in the Planet database as a potential story.
He kept sending letters to the post office addressed to the Blur.
"Your world is so much better than mine.
I wish I could be a hero so I wouldn't get bullied at school.
I wish I could be a hero like you so I could've saved my parents.
I used to think heroes weren't real until you showed up.
" Looks like our little juvie is in desperate need for a Big Brother.
He's just looking for someone to understand what he's going through.
MAN Goal.
Kick save.
Nice save.
Kick save.
I don't get why you didn't wanna come here.
This place is awesome.
It's way cooler than my room.
I mean, my pad.
You know, I must've gotten my signals mixed.
I certainly didn't think this is what you meant when you said you wanted to come upstairs.
- Why do you keep doing that? - Doing what? You keep trying not to smile like the whole night.
We're having fun, right? Uh.
Sure, I guess.
You guess? Come on, get up here.
No.
I've never even touched Lois' Xbox.
I would look ridiculous.
That's the whole point.
Maybe you need to look ridiculous.
When's the last time you had any fun? - I have lots of fun.
Just tell me when and you can keep watching me have all the fun you're not having.
All right, fine.
Look, if I get up, do you promise to answer all my questions? Cross my heart.
MAN Restart.
Get ready.
Oh, jeez.
Goal.
Nice.
Kick save.
Nice save.
All right, a deal's a deal.
Powers.
What's under the hood? Oh, you know, your standard super-speed enhanced strength, augmented hearing.
I like to call it Angel Hearing.
But I think that's it.
- How about flight? - What? Why would you think I could-? Holy crap.
I can fly? Holy crap! I can fly! Oh! Come on.
We have to give this a whirl.
What happens if I fall? Don't worry.
I'll catch you.
- So you got caught up in the moment.
- Under magical duress.
I was just trying to give you some perspective, Clark.
Even though we live lives that everyone else thinks are fantastic, doesn't mean we don't get to take a break from the real world now and then.
We don't get to take breaks.
Which is why us Super Friends gotta stick together.
I think I have a spell for that.
Am I interrupting something? - No.
- Yes.
You certainly seem to be in good spirits.
Yeah, well, I had a really good night for the first time in a while.
Which is more than I can say for the two of you.
The company that published Warrior Angel stole the idea from a friend of Zatanna's father.
In order to exact some Old World retribution my father put a curse on the original comic hoping to teach the publisher a lesson.
The publisher never opened the comic.
And neither did anyone else.
Not until yesterday.
"Stephen Swift"? There isn't anything wrong with having another hero on the street, right? There is when he's just a kid.
And according to Zatanna's research- The curse should've turned Alec into a full-grown hero.
Oh, my God.
He is just a boy.
If we figure out what he looks like as an adult we can use Watchtower to track him down.
Then I can slap him with a counter-curse and we'll have him home by breakfast.
- Chloe? - I have a few things I need to look into.
I'll let you know if I find anything.
Remember how you said magic wasn't an exact science? Well, there's a catch too.
And my dad really outdid himself on this one.
There's a monster at the end of the book.
Not surprised your dad's friend had trouble selling this.
This isn't the origins of a superhero, it's the birth of a villain.
In the original story, Warrior Angel becomes Devilicus.
And the moment our hero feels the slightest bit betrayed He becomes a monster.
I got a bunch of games you might like.
We could order pizza or- What's wrong? I know your real secret.
I know that you stole a cursed comic book and that's how you got your powers.
I know you're younger than you look.
Well, it was just an accident.
I had to look inside.
And now I'm finally a hero, and I won't go back.
My friend can reverse this curse.
I just wanted to get to you first so you wouldn't freak out.
- We're gonna get you back to normal.
- Normal? Normal means being wailed on at school every day.
Normal means not having the power to defend myself.
Do you have any idea how much my actual life sucked? This is everything I ever wanted.
No one can ever hurt me again.
But this isn't real, Alec.
You're gonna find a way to get through this, okay? That's what being a kid is all about.
Now, you just calm down.
My name is not Alec.
This is who I am now.
And I won't go back.
You can't make me.
No one can.
I have a feeling no one's gonna push me around ever again.
We're a little late to the party.
You find that guest of honor yet? The computer's doing a facial-recognition search based on the age progression from Alec's photo.
Abracadabra.
Chloe? Why didn't she say something? If you found out your hero was really a 12-year-old how would you have reacted? If I were Chloe, I'd try to fix it myself.
Wait.
No! Let me go! Put me down! Please tell me your counter-curse is ready to go.
As ready as it's gonna be.
Bring our girl home.
Sins of the father shall not be repeated Tell me where your friend is so I can stop her.
I don't wanna hurt you, Chloe.
But I will if I need to.
Think this through.
You wanna be a hero, right? This isn't something a hero would do.
Lethal enforcers are way more interesting.
- They were big in the '90s.
- That's Alec talking.
You're still in there.
Think about your parents, Alec.
- You think-? - You don't know anything about my parents, and you don't know anything about me.
Sins of the father - What is that? Shall not be repeated - Sins of the father shall not be repeated - Do you hear that? Sins of the father shall not be repeated Innocence lost is once again found You all right? It was just an accident.
Everything's gonna be okay.
How's Chloe? She's been better.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what happened.
I've never felt like a- Like a- Like a bully before? Yeah.
No one starts out wanting to be the bad guy.
Life can be pretty hard on you sometimes, huh? The test of a true hero is not letting the sadness and the loneliness take over.
Especially when you have superpowers.
Especially.
Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
That sounds hard.
- It is.
- So why do you do it? I do it because I wanna help people.
Like you.
Not because I have to, but because I choose to.
What do I do now? You should go home and be a kid.
Remember the next time you run into a bully that there is some goodness in there.
- Because everyone's worth saving.
- And a hero's work is never done.
Before I go, I wanna give you something.
I wrote this when you were still Red and Blue.
And I didn't really know what you looked like then, so I like the S better.
I do too.
Is that him? Oh, thank God.
I could swear there's a twinkle of magic in your eyes.
Or is it just pride in a job well done? I think I always gain a bit of perspective when you blow through town.
Careful.
A girl might just start to crush on you.
Are you sure we can't keep this team-up rolling? You've saved me more than once now, and I'd love to return the favor.
- As flattered as I am- I'll be right with you.
Come on.
- think I'm interested in finding my fantasy somewhere else.
Must be love.
Make sure she knows just how lucky she is, Clark.
Hey.
I don't know how many wands she had to wave but your lady magician managed to get the charges dropped against Alec.
It helps that she knew the family of the original author.
But, listen, about Zatanna, Lois, I- Let me preface this by saying that she is just a friend.
Spit it out, Clark.
When we were tracking down a lead for the comic, which was the truth her and I got to talking about the fact that she was really stressed out.
I got caught up in my stuff so much that I didn't realize she had gotten so close to me.
She kissed me, but it's not what I meant to happen.
Honest.
I was wondering how long it would take you to fess up.
For a guy without a single poker face, you've got a million tells.
And you wouldn't look me in the eye.
And you smelled like a magazine insert.
Well, let me assure you that this will never happen again.
Lois, it's just this whole thing with us, it's new to me right now.
Yeah.
It's new for me too.
Do you think that I like being insecure? I don't.
I just have to get used to the reality that I'm not the only gal that thinks you're fantastic.
Well, this isn't the reaction I expected.
Expect the unexpected? That look on your face, remember how that feels the next time one of your sexy lady friends invades your personal space.
I'm gonna finish my apology now.
At the end of the Con every year, there's a, um, costume ball.
- You hate costumes.
- Yes.
But I was rethinking what I said about not understanding fantasy, and, uh You asked me what my dream was, and it's this.
With you, Lois.
Now, that, my friend, is an apology.
I get to pick out your costume.
Slow night? Figured I'd squeeze in some target practice.
And a single malt.
Did you bring enough for the rest of the class? Yeah, help yourself, professor.
Running a little light on allegory tonight.
Bumpy day? Not the smoothest.
Someone asked me when the last time I had a good time was and I didn't have an answer.
I don't think anyone can fault you for being on edge, Chloe.
I mean, hell, if anyone can relate, it's me.
I get it.
Yeah, you can.
You know sometimes you gotta take your fun where you can get it.
And sometimes it's right in front of your face.
You just have to wanna see it.
Come on.
How do I know when to let go? It's all about your heart.
Just listen right there in between the beats.
That's when you let go.