So Random! (2011) s01e01 Episode Script

Cody Simpson

"Wheel of fortune!" Here's your host Pat Sajak! Hi, folks.
Thanks for joining us.
For today's special all-star "wheel of fortune.
" Now let's meet today's celebrity players.
First up: He's the Internet's biggest star Say hello to Fred.
Hi! It's Fred! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, it's Mr.
Pat Sajak! I'm so excited to be here on "wheel of fortune.
" Oh, what happens if I spin? What happens if I lose? What a what a talented young man.
Okay, also playing the wheel, The girl who turns anything that happens to her.
Into a number-one hit Taylor Swift.
you did an intro, I stood and listened the curtains are sparkly, hey, that's Vanna.
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Excellent summation, Taylor.
pat just told me "excellent summation" .
She's a grammy-winning lyricist, folks.
And finally, Our last guest is a real rags-to-riches story.
Minus the rags Willow Smith.
Down here.
I flip my braids.
I flip my braids.
Isn't she cute, guys? Glad to be here.
Glad to be here.
- Glad to be here.
- Wait wait.
I thought you just repeat things in your song.
You repeat everything you say? Oh yes, I do.
Oh yes, I do.
- Oh yes, I do.
- You must stop now.
P at wants Willow to stop repeatin' everything .
Pat wants Taylor to stop singing.
Uh, Fred, why don't you spin the wheel? We are looking for a place.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! - Oh my gosh! - Fred What if I land on 200? What if I win a free trip? Whee hee hee! What if I lose a turn? And what if I landed on 850? Or 375? Aah! Or a free oil change? Wheehee! Or a free family of gerbils? Aah! Fred, just just spin the wheel.
And what if I land on bankruptcy? Then I'll lose everything.
Okay, moving on.
Taylor, why don't you start us off instead? I'll spin the wheel, it'll turn clockwise .
Okay, princess obvious, any time now.
pat's getting snippy Willow, why don't you start us off instead? Oh yes, I will.
Oh yes, I will.
And I can't believe I'm saying this, but let's go back to Fred.
Oh my gosh! What if I guess the letter but don't get the phrase? - What if I lose? - For all that is Holy, Can someone please cut off his Mike? - Please please please.
- Oh my gosh! Aah! - Taylor - Oh my gosh! - Oh my gosh.
- Taylor, forget the wheel.
Just say a dollar amount.
do I have to say it? Can I sing it? - no, you cannot - Now you're doing it where did this come from? magic of tv, you're welcome.
and that sound means we are out of time for round 1 And we have still not even begun the game.
Willow I will reveal the puzzle.
Just say it out loud and you'll win.
I'm gonna win.
I'm gonna win.
I'm gonna Win.
Unbelievable.
The phrase is "gonna win, gonna win, gonna win.
" I wanna spin.
I wanna spin.
I wanna spin.
Whee! You ripped my hair.
You ripped my hair.
Oh my gosh! Aah! - Thank you and good night.
- Oh my gosh! I think pat just quit his job.
Vanna, Vanna, I'm your biggest fan! Look at me, I'm Willow.
I'll whip you with my hair.
Stop stop! Whoo! You're welcome, America.
Oh! "so random!" it's a party, get down - "so random!" - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready get set 'cause it's time to roll with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random d do our thing come on It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around "so random!" Give it up for the casts of "so random!"the cast Hi.
Welcome to a brand-new season of "So random!" Oh snap! All right, we have got changes for you.
Iting.
- New stage - A new theme song And the biggest change of all My new lipstick.
I'm no longer wearing cocoa mocha cocoa.
- I switched to - Tawni, Tawni.
Please, we're talking about Chad Dylan Cooper.
Joining our show.
You were serious? I thought Chad joining our show.
Was just a terrible sketch idea.
No no no.
Leprechaunosaurus Rex was the terrible sketch idea, Which is why we cut it.
Let's just welcome our newest cast member, Chad Dylan Cooper! Yeah! Well, where's me pot of rahr! Rahr.
Why why am I the only one dressed as a leprechaunosaurus Ahem, Rex? 'cause you have the scrawniest arms.
Rahr.
Rahr.
We have a great show for you tonight.
Cody Simpson is here.
So stick around.
"so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around Okay, darius, you've robbed your last bank.
Prepare to meet your doom.
Ha ha ha ha.
In your dreams, ninjas.
No one can stop me.
Ronny, Bonnie, loni, ready? Ready, Johnny! Helmets on! Wait.
Wait, helmets? yeah! helmet ninjas, helmet ninjas when danger is here, they have nothing to fear because they're helmet ninjas, helmet ninjas they're fighting bad guys, they're protecting their eyes should they fall helmet ninjas, helmet ninjas they save the day in an extremely safe way they're helmet ninjas! And now back to this week's episode.
Okay, let's do this.
Ha ha! Bring it.
- Helmet ninjas, ready? - Ready! Shin guards on! Are we gonna fight now? - Of course we're gonna fight.
- Ha ha, good! We're going to fight potential bruises and scrapes.
By putting on our full-body padding! - Yeah! - Yeah! - Whoo! - Ahh! All right.
This seems like an awful lot of safety precautions for ninjas.
I mean you're all expertly-trained fighters, right? Right! - Helmet ninjas, ready? - Ready! Let's fight! Ha ha ha ha! Finally! Right after we put down our safety mat.
Safety mat.
- Yeah! - A safety mat? That is completely unnecessary.
- I'll tell you what's unnecessary.
- Tell him! Any injury that can occur from hitting the concrete pavement.
- Uh! - That's right.
- All right then.
- Whoo Whoo.
- That's right.
- Safety mat! While you guys are doing that, I'm gonna head back in the bank, Grab a couple more bags of money.
Okay, everybody make sure they have their gear on correct.
- We don't want any chaffing.
- Yeah.
- All right.
- Not like last time.
You guys you guys still working on that mat, huh? - All right, well - Make sure you stretch.
Good luck with that.
Um I'll see you.
- Stretch it.
- All right.
- Quick, he's getting away! - Whoa whoa! - Helmet ninjas, ready? - Ready! Buddy up and pursue in a single-file line.
Here we go.
yeah! helmet ninjas, helmet ninjas - Be careful, - Check your shoelace.
helmet ninjas, helmet ninjas they save the day in an extremely safe way - they're helmet ninjas! - Safety.
Oh no.
zombie man, zombie man likes to eat people, not Turkey or ham so just be careful if he goes for your hand 'cause he feeds on humans, he's zombie man.
Hey, zombie man.
Pretty good.
Anyway, so listen.
Have you seen Katie from English class? Zombie man.
Did you eat my date? Oh! Zombie man! I can't believe you ate my crush.
I know.
I'm gonna miss her too.
I thought you said you were going to try eating vegan.
I know Katie was a vegan.
That's not what I meant.
Eating people is wrong.
It's unnatural.
Oh, too litt too late, zombie man.
Katie was going to homecoming with me.
The dance is in two days and now every girl in school already has a date.
That's Crazy, but it just might work.
Ah.
he's zombie man.
uh, hey, Lisa.
What's wrong? My homecoming date was somehow eaten alive.
You don't say.
Uh, uh Now I bet you need somebody to go to the dance with, huh? So, uh, how about me? Sure! Pick me up at 7:00.
Zombie man, your plan worked great! Now I can go to homecoming with Lisa.
Exactly what I was thinking.
You undead son of a gun.
Come here.
Oh.
Ah! Zombie zombie man! What are you trying to eat me? he's zombie man.
shake that, shake that all around.
all right, class, hand in your homework.
Oh, you're not gonna believe this, But my dog ate my homework.
Rufus, that's the oldest excuse in the book.
Oh, you're not gonna believe this.
My monkey fed it to him.
You don't have a monkey, Rufus.
Oh, you're not gonna believe this.
I adopted one on the way to school this morning.
With my dog.
And where are they now? Oh, you're not gonna believe this.
When I got to school, Mr.
Bananas, the monkey, Developed the ability to talk and use the phone.
So he called a cab.
And he and Buster are halfway to Vegas by now.
There he is, principal zainea.
That's the boy who stole my bike.
I have a picture of him running away with it on my cell phone.
Rufus, what do you have to say for yourself? Oh, you're not gonna believe this.
It's not me in that picture.
It's actually my evil clone.
From the future.
Why would your evil clone go back in time to steal.
- A little girl's bike? - Yeah.
Oh, you're not gonna believe this.
Little girls' bikes are the money of the future.
One bike is like a $100 bill.
Rufus, get your butt to my office now! Oh, psst, you're not gonna believe this.
I just developed a rare medical condition.
Where my butt and the rest of me.
Can't go to the same place at the same time.
Uhhh.
Your butt and the rest of you.
Are at the same place right now.
Call his parents.
Oh, you're not gonna believe this.
My parents are on tour with Justin bieber.
For the next six months.
Oh, and the monkey has their phone.
I'll tell you what I am gonna believe - That you have five detentions.
- Give him six! Oh! You're not gonna believe this.
I can't be in detention because I'm a secret government spy.
And I was supposed to be in the jungle for a big mission.
Two days ago.
These excuses are really making you look foolish.
Ha! Tell the president we found him.
Rufus, where have you been? You were supposed to be in the jungle two days ago.
Oh, you're not gonna believe this, But my dog ate my plane ticket.
It's always something with you, Rufus.
- Tell me about it.
- No, tell me about it.
Over breadsticks, joanne? Hey, where'd he go? Oh, you're not gonna believe this.
Oh, I don't believe this.
Unbelievable.
"dear commando, please excuse Rufus.
" From the jungle this week.
"He needs to meet me in Vegas.
" Signed Mr.
Bananas the monkey.
And Buster b.
Dog.
Oh, come on! Anybody got change for 100? On ponies.
"antrum girl Do you know what the best animal in the world is? Ponies.
Because they're smart, They're pretty and you can brush their hair.
Aw, thanks, mom.
So ponies are amazing because Cubes? Ice cubes? Huh.
Anyways, back to ponies.
I think that ponies are I'm sorry.
She knows perfectly well that I like my ice crushed.
Mother seems to have me confused with brother.
But we're here to talk about ponies.
What could have confused her? Oh, I know.
Maybe when she went to the fridge to get the ice, She was distracted by my brother's soccer schedule, Which, as of 3:45 yesterday afternoon, Is covering my drawing of a flower! Flowers make people happy! Schedules give people headaches! Ice cubes are for losers! I hate my brother! Mom! Sweetie, I think I brought you the wrong drink.
Oh.
My bad.
"tantrum girl on pies.
" - come on, get up.
- Hey, are you guys having fun tonight? Whoo, yeah! Please give it up, all the way from Australia, Cody Simpson! Whoo! our life is right here r-r-r-radio oh-oh oh whoa oh oh oh th-th-this young girl, she's so cute every time I see her, wear a fresh pair of shoes 'cause this young girl, she's such a killa can't wait till I have it, I'ma spend half a Milla I can see us together on top we livin' like we hit the jackpot - cha-ching - Cha-ching, like money in the bank you should be with me you're like my favorite song on the radio radio radio radio I could listen to you all day you're like a music video video vi-vi-video I could look at you all day you make me do my two-step all day you keep me looking fly for ya all day so you should be my girlfriend all day we're like a hit on the radio radio you you you you got this young boy racking his brain trying to make you mine, but I don't got a ring you got this young boy going insane tell me that you're single and you're waiting for me I can see us together on top we livin' like we hit the jackpot - cha-ching - Cha-ching, like money in the bank you should be with me you're like my favorite song on the radio radio radio radio I could listen to you all day you're like a music video video vi-vi-video I could look at you all day you make me do my two-step all day you keep me looking fly for ya all day so you should be my girlfriend all day we're like a hit on the radio radio singing to this song all day-ay-yay-yay- yay-yay-yay-yeah day-ay-yay-yeah singing to this song all day-ay-yay-yay- yay-yay-yay-yeah day-ay-yay-yeah stopped me in my tracks - had to know your name knick-knack paddy, got a fine lil' swag - know your n-name - You and me together is a match, a match t-t-t-tell me, baby why you makin' me wait all day - knick-knack paddy, got a fine lil' swag - All day you and me together, girl, we got it in the bag bag bag you're like my favorite song on the radio radio radio radio I could listen to you all day you're like a music video video vi-vi-video I could look at you all day you make me do my two-step all day you keep me looking fly for ya all day so you should be my girlfriend all day we're like a hit on the radio radio singing to this song all day-ay-yay-yay- yay-yay-yay-yeah day-ay-yay-yeah singing to this song all day-ay-yay-yay- yay-yay-yay-yeah day-ay-yay-yeah.
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Give it up for Cody Simpson.
- Yeah! - Yeah! All right! All right, guys, you've been a great audience.
Yes, it's gonna be a great season, So we'll see you next time on "so random!" Next time on "so random!" "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" get down arty, "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, and that it of this you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready to roll cause it's time with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random d do our thing