So Random! (2011) s01e07 Episode Script

Jacob Latimore

I put ketchup on everything ketchup on everything, ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup, ketchup on everything in case it's not clear, I like ketchup I have since I was a little pup that is why I wrote this song now here's a list of things I put ketchup on ketchup on salad, ketchup on toast ketchup on potatoes, ketchup on pot roast ketchup on pudding, ketchup on biscotti ketchup in the glove compartment when I'm riding shorty ketchup on string cheese, ketchup on waffles, ketchup on pickles ketchup on falafel, ketchup a la mode ketchup on pie, ketchup as my entree with steak on the side put ketchup on everything, ketchup on everything ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup , ketchup on everything ketchup on everything, ketchup on everything ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup , ketchup on everything ketchup on mustard, ketchup on Mayo ketchup on ketchup, I eat it every day, yo ketchup on my toothpaste, ketchup breath lingers ketchup on my chicken and my lady fingers ketchup when it's cold, ketchup when I'm scooting ketchup when it's hot and ketchup when it's tooting ketchup from squeeze bottles, ketchup from glass ketchup in packets, don't forget your pants but when the ketchup won't come out you don't have to scream and shout just tap it three times on the back tap tap tap and get ready for your ketchup-based snack and if you still don't get it you'll have to play catch up you'll have to play catch up we put ketchup on everything, ketchup on everything ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup, ketchup on everything ketchup on everything, ketchup on everything ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup, ketchup on everythg ketchup on everything, ketchup on everything.
"so random!" it's a party, get down - ♪ "so random!" ♪ - ♪ It's a party, get down ♪ ♪ "so random!" ♪ ♪ it's a party, get down ♪ shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing - come on - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around "so random!" Give it up for Grady Mitchell! Ha ha ha! Man, this is awesome.
I never get to start the show by myself and I just Whoo! It's showtime.
Go, Lakers! You're not at a basketball game.
You're at a taping of "so random!" Whoo! I love you, j.
Lo! You're my favorite "idol" judge! Okay, wrong show and wrong judge.
I'm on team Randy, dawg.
I love you, you're so cute! Er! Chad, Chad.
Lose the sign, man.
Is anybody here to see "so random!"? I am.
You know, 'cause I'm on the show.
All right, give it up for Jacob latimore, everybody.
Thank you, thank you.
So who's Chad Dylan Cooper? Jacob, you are gonna fit right in, man.
We've got a great show for you tonight.
My boy Jacob's gonna sing, so stick around.
Joanne, I'm glad we're finally spending some time together.
Outside of school.
Just you, me, the movie.
And none of those annoying kids.
Ooh! Excuse me, young man.
You just cut in line.
Oh! You're not gonna believe this.
I didn't cut in line.
My spot was just being held by my invisible friend, Mr.
Ravioli.
Rufus? I don't believe this! Rufus, we may have to put up with your shenanigans.
At school, But not here.
So you and Mr.
Ravioli, Get to the back of the line! Oh, you're not gonna believe this.
I can't go to the back of the line.
Because I'm allergic to it.
Rufus, we both know you're not allergic.
To the back of the line.
Just ignore him and maybe he'll go away.
You're not gonna believe this, but I am gonna go away, Because I have to get to my new job.
Bye.
Bye.
I guess it's our lucky day.
Popcorn, joanne? Oh, principal zainea.
One popcorn Rufus! You work here? You're not gonna believe this.
I just started this job 10 seconds ago.
And they already promoted me to popcorn.
Fine.
We'll take one large.
Oooh, you're not gonna believe this.
But we just ran out of popcorn.
Ugh! But there's a huge mound of it right in front of you.
Ooh! You're not gonna believe this, But this popcorn is for the gerbils that run on the wheels.
That power the projectors that keep the movie going.
This is ridiculous.
I want to see the manager.
Oh, you're not gonna believe this.
The manager was just attacked by hungry gerbils.
Aaahh! And because I did such a bang up job on popcorn, I was promoted to manager.
So I understand you have a complaint.
About one of my employees.
Psst! Is it Rufus? You're not gonna believe this, But he's got a good excuse.
Joanne, we're leaving.
No movie's worth this.
You're not gonna believe this, but you can't leave.
Because you're in the movie, "And it's called The movie.
" Oh, come on! In 3d.
Didn't that look real? This is preposterous.
You can't expect us to believe.
That we are actually in a movie right now.
Cut cut cut! Okay, all right, cut.
Zainea, joanne, what's the matter with you two, okay? I don't believe for a minute that you two are upsewith Rufus.
You're not gonna believe this, but according to my script, My excuses should really be getting to you right now.
- They are! - Oh.
Perfect, yes, love it.
The passion, bottle it, cork it.
Let's see it on the screen.
You guys go ahead and take a five Get 'em off me! Get these gerbils off me! Get 'em off me.
Get 'em off me.
shake that, shake that all around.
- Hey, Lyla.
- Hey, Victoria.
Buttercup, did you miss your best friend? Yes, you did.
Yes, you did.
Are you excited to see sweet pea? Yes, you are.
Yes, you are! - Puppy play date! - Puppy play date! - Mwah! - Mwah! Excuse me.
My apologies.
The food court seems to be full.
- Is anyone sitting here? - All yours.
Fantastic, thank you.
Oh, my.
What cute little dogs.
Hello, there.
- Oh, thank you! - Oh, thank you! Why is he talking to us? We don't wanna talk to him.
- No, we don't! - No, we don't! Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
What did you say? - nothing.
- We didn't say anything.
Who has stinky dog breath? The stinky man has stinky dog breath.
Okay, you know what? Sam Herman does not have to take this.
I'd rather eat in my car anyway.
It's new.
One more thing before I go.
- Rude.
- Total.
Excuse me, girls.
Girls, my daughter loves dogs.
Would you mind letting her pet them? Oh, that's adorable.
Why would we mind? Fluffy! Who's matting down your Fluffy hair, huh? Who's matting down your Fluffy hair with her grubby little hands? Who knows where those hands have been? - Nobody does.
- Nobody does.
Are you suggesting my daughter is unclean? - Where would you get that idea? - No.
- Who's gonna give you fleas? - The dirty girl.
The dirty girlie.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Excuse me, ladies.
But dogs aren't allowed in the mall.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
We didn't even know.
I don't make the rules.
I just enforce 'em.
- Okay, officer, you're the boss.
- Mm-hmm.
We don't have to listen to him.
He doesn't have any actual authority.
No, he doesn't.
Can you say fake cop? Can you say fake cop? Fake? Would a fake cop.
Have this intimidating police belt? Officer's pants down.
Officer's pants down.
He was silly, wasn't he? He certainly was.
It's a good thing he wasn't a fashion cop.
He would have arrested Victoria for that ugly pink outfit.
What? Nothing.
Coming up next on "so random!" I'm Sally Jensen, kid lawyer, And I fight for you! The student council and I welcome you to the debate.
Fostudent class president.
vote for Janice.
I like 'em all, I-I like 'em all, yeah it don't matter to me 'cause I like the way you are "so random!" Birthdays, holidays, graduations They mean one thing: Presents! And if someone gave you a bad gift, You just had to sit there with a smile and say thanks Until now.
I'm Sally Jensen, kid lawyer, And I fight for you! When I turned 13, I couldn't wait to open my cool present from Nana.
So I ripped open the box.
And then I saw this.
So this "#1 grandson" called Sally Jensen.
You know he called me.
And by the time I was done with Nana, She wished she had never learned to knit.
But it's the thought that counts, child.
Think again, grandma.
I'll get you the gifts you deserve.
I called Sally after my holiday was ruined.
I woke up early that morning.
I ran downstairs.
There wasn't a single gift for me.
But it was groundhog day.
That's not my holiday.
That's not my problem.
I ho-ho-hope you like prison.
Thanks, Sally.
Seeing Santa behind bars was the best gift ever.
I work with all types of bad gifts, Including but not limited to I thought they liked puzzles.
Nobody likes puzzles, Linda.
Mnh-mnh.
No, they do not.
I'm Sally Jensen and I fight for you! Hello, everyone.
The student council and I welcome you to the debate.
For student class president.
Our first candidate Earl will start us off.
Here's the thing.
I think you should elect me class president.
Because I've got this accent, Cool jket, which really makes me better.
Than the lot of you, doesn't it? Someone's coming out swinging.
Now apparently, you'll be running against Ooh, this is interesting Janice.
I believe you two dated briefly.
I think we should just stay focused on the issues.
speaking of issues girl needs a tissue she's got a boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie peeking out.
Janice, what's the meaning of this? My mom thought bringing my backup singers to the debate.
Would make me more appealing to the voters.
vote for Janice and her running mate, the boogie.
.
Stop it.
You're embarrassing me.
Well, this is highly unusual, Janice, But I'll allow it.
Fellow students, let's talk about textbooks.
It's a well-known fact that 83%.
Of all textbooks are girl, you're getting boring even Paul is snoring, wake up! I'm awake.
The textbooks and the boogies.
Earl, rebuttal.
I don't think anyone should be wiping boogies on textbooks.
That's just disgusting.
Which is why if you elect me prime minister, I say no textbooks for anyone.
How about that? Yeah! he's talking about textbooks and she's thinking about Earl's looks you're in denial.
.
Hey, mind your own beeswax.
In conclusion, I promise to always.
Put Earl first.
I mean, the school first.
no, you meant Earl, girl 'cause you wanna be Earl's girl.
.
Stop it! Hold on.
You still got feelings for me? I don't know.
Janice.
Answer Earl's question.
Fine.
I still care about you, Earl.
I care about you, Janice.
I got a confession to make.
I messed up our date 'cause I got nervous.
I really never met anyone quite like you.
And whenever I'm with you, I don't know.
I just hear music.
Yeah, music.
Janice, would you give me a second chance? Yes! A thousand times, yes! Well, they certainly seem.
Happy together.
Vote for Janice.
More "random" fun is coming right up.
Stick around.
Where's Jack Sparrow? Hello! I like 'em all, I-I like 'em all, yeah it don't matter to me 'cause I like the way you are "so random!" And now another episode of "the Sparrow family.
" Hey, Jimmy.
Where's Jack Sparrow? Hello! Jack Sparrow, where have you been? You know, mate, Doing this and that and that and this.
Jack Sparrow, you know we're not supposed.
To set one claw outside this nest.
Seriously, lad, where's the fun in that? I want to enjoy life.
Fly to the four corners of the world, Meet sassy birds and get me beak pierced.
We're gonna tell mom on you.
Oh, here she comes now.
Open, everybody.
Ahhh! Get away from me.
En garde! Ahhh! This nest is not big enough.
To hold back the likes of Jack Sparrow.
I'm off! Ow.
I don't know if any of you may have noticed, But I seriously cannot fly.
"so random!" come on, get up Give it up for Jacob latimore! she's the prettiest thing that you ever did see you may not see her in the magazines but I know that she gotta be made for me 'cause we fit together so perfectly ohh, she the baddest, yeah yeah, she the baddest .
Yeah yeah, she the baddest ohh, she the baddest, I'm so impressed 'cause she got it all so beautiful, I see all your flaws I-I like 'em all, I-I like 'em all it don't matter to me 'cause I like the way you are I-I like 'em all, yeah, I like 'em all it don't matter to me 'cause I like the way you are every single one of your flaws, like 'em all it don't matter 'cause you got my heart 'cause I like 'em all, I-I like 'em all it don't matter 'cause I like 'em all ain't no way I could see someone else for me she's the Juliet in my love story back back back it up, can't no one compete if I was a snare, she's the kick to my beat ohh, she the baddest, yeah yeah, she the baddest .
Yeah yeah, she the baddest ohh, she the baddest, I'm so impressed 'cause she got it all so beautiful, I see all your flaws I-I like 'em all, I-I like 'em all, yeah it don't matter to me 'cause I like the way you are oh, yeah, I like 'em all it don't matter to me 'cause I like the way you are every single one of your flaws, like 'em all it don't matter 'cause you got my heart, ooh, I like 'em all 'cause I like 'em all, I-I like 'em all, yeah - it don't matter 'cause I like 'em all - Hey! - she the baddest, yeah yeah, she the baddest - Hey! - she the baddest, yeah yeah, she the baddest - Hey! she the baddest, yeah yeah, she the baddest it don't matter 'cause I like 'em all I like 'em all, I-I like 'em all, yeah it don't matter to me 'cause I like the way you are oh, yeah, I like 'em all it don't matter to me 'cause I like the way you are every single one of your flaws, like 'em all it don't matter 'cause you got my heart, I like 'em all 'cause I like 'em all, yeah, I-I like 'em all, yeah - it don't matter 'cause I like 'em all - Hey! I like 'em all, I-I like 'em all it don't matter to me 'cause I like the way you are I-I like 'em all, yeah, I like 'em all it don't matter to me 'cause I like the way you are every single one of your flaws, like 'em all it don't matter 'cause you got my heart, like 'em all 'cause I like 'em all, I-I like 'em all - it don't matter 'cause I like 'em all - Hey! - she the baddest, yeah yeah, she the baddest - Hey! - she the baddest, yeah yeah, she the baddest - Hey! she the baddest, yeah yeah, she the baddest .
Yeah yeah, she the baddest.
she the baddest, - Yeah! - Yeah! Everybody, give it up.
For my man Jacob latimore! Thank you.
You guys have been a great audience.
We love you.
Good night.
"so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" get down arty, "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, and that it of this you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, time to roll it's with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing.