So Random! (2011) s01e09 Episode Script

Colbie Caillat

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"so random!" it's a party, get down - "so random!" - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around ♪ a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that ♪ ♪ you know we gonna chill, might not come back ♪ so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing - come on - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around "so random!" Give it up for the cast of "So random! " Hey, guys, we've got a great show for you tonight.
Sorry.
I have to take this.
- Seriously.
- What? I wouldn't asnwer it if it wasn't really important.
Hey, baby.
What? You're canceling on me? No, yeah, I understand.
Ooh.
Did charlene cancel your date tonight? Yeah.
I'm sorry, Nico, but hey, you know what this means, right? There's other fish in the sea? No.
Congratulations, This is your "congratulations on your rejectennial"? - Are you kidding me? - Oh, man! A hundred girls saying no.
That is quite an accomplishment, dude.
- Accomplishment, huh? - Yeah.
Wait wait.
So this could really help me get the ladies.
Have you ladies ever dated an award winner? Award.
Award award award winner! it's a party, get down "so random!" get down arty, "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around "so random!" shake that, shake that all around.
Frank, I want you on your best behavior.
This young man is very special to Gila.
She thinks he might be the one.
Uh-huh.
He better be.
I'm wearing pants in the house.
Ooh, that must be him.
Better not be one of those weirdos and miscreants.
She likes to date.
Good evening, sir, ma'am.
It's so nice of you to invite me for dinner.
I do very much love your daughter.
Finally a young man worth putting pants on for.
Wow, Gila did say he was special.
Uh-huh, yep.
- Gila? I'm sorry.
I'm looking for Sharon's house.
- Oh.
- Oh.
I'm looking for Gila's house.
I'm Angus.
I'm a tippity-top model from Australia.
My hobbies include doing sit-ups and having abs for days.
Do you wanna see my best pose? No, we don't need to see oh, there it is.
Oh, angy, You know that pose drives me crazy.
- Pfllt! - Oh! Get your gorgeousness over here.
I want the kid with the flowers back.
Be nice.
Gila likes him.
So then, Angus, you're a model.
Angus comes from a long line of models.
Tell them the story.
This is a great story.
It's true.
My great-great- grandpapa-papa.
Was the model for the first boomerang.
He was shaped exactly like one.
Isn't that a great story? I love that story.
- What is he doing? - Dad, he's actually a boomerang.
Boomerang! So, Gila's dad, What sort of work do you do? - You know, actually I sell - Sounds hard.
Nearly as hard as being a tippity-top model from Australia.
I've mastered more than 19 different poses.
- Would you like to see my repertoire? - No, I One, two - Oh, angy.
-Three, four Who's hungry? I sure am.
Star six, seven.
Angus only eats one full meal a week.
Ask him why.
Actually, I don't wanna ask.
My Agent's always on me about looking my best.
10, 11.
She says to me, "angy, if you eat too many carbs, You won't get the jobs.
" And I said, "I know.
" You said what now? I know! 12! No carbs.
No mashed potatoes for you then.
- Too bad.
- You know what they say A minute on the lips, forever on the shins.
Har-har-har-har! Har-har-har-har! 14! Angus, you know pose 14.
Drives me crazy.
- Why don't we all sit down for dinner, huh? - Yeah yeah.
- Why don't we you go over there.
- Don't mind if I do.
15, 16, 17.
One more look at 12.
And 18.
Daddy, Angus is gonna be on the cover Of "shins weekly.
" again! Angy has got the best shins.
Have you seen my shins? They're perfect.
They're like sticks.
Yeah, uh-huh, yes yes.
Pass the potatoes.
Don't tell me 19 was pass the potatoes with your shins.
That's how he became Mr.
March.
In the 2011 tater shins calendar.
Wow, Mr.
March.
Care for chicken, Mr.
March? He only likes the skin.
Tell them why.
Bet he rubs the skin on his shins.
Yeah! Nothing better for shiny shins.
Than a healthy slab of chicken skin.
Oh, Angus, I could watch you do that for days.
Gila, you've brought some strange and weird guys home, But this one this one.
Does have a really nice Sheen.
On his shins.
Give it a go.
Don't mind ifdo.
Oh, Frankie, oh! You know that pose drives me crazy! I know! Coming up next on "so random!" Welcome to cheerleader squad tryouts.
He is the coolest kid in school.
love it or leave it, you find it and keep it 'cause it ain't every day you get the chance to say oh, this is how it starts "so random!" Welcom to north mid-valley South high cheerleader squad tryouts.
Gee, thanks.
What's your name and grade? Billy Chester, freshman.
And what cheer will you be performing today? I'll be doing an original cheer I call "billy's cheer.
" Okay, hit it.
Hi, I'm Billy.
Go Billy! Hey, I'm a cheerleader.
Go cheerleading.
Some people say that cheerleaders aren't athletes, But guess what? They're wrong.
Go sports! And some people say that boys can't be cheerleaders, But guess what? They're wrong too.
Go misconceptions.
I like being a cheerleader because it takes talent, Energy and a positive attitude.
Go positive attitude.
And some people say, "hey, Billy, are you just on the cheerleading squad.
Because you're trying to impress chrissie Walker, the head of the pyramid?" I say, "it's possible.
" And just because my older brother Steve.
Is the Captain of the football team.
Doesn't mean he's better than me.
Go brothers! And I just found out that my older brother Steve is dating chrissie Walker.
Unfair! But that's okay, because I'm a cheerleader.
And when you're a cheerleader, you get to jump, kick and punch.
Punch punch the air, Just like it's your older brother Steve's face! Violence is not the answer.
Go cheerleading.
We'll let you know.
Gee, thanks.
His homeroom desk attracts more tourists Than the grand canyon.
Summer vacations are the 10 longest weeks Of his classmates' lives.
Presidents get hbirthday off.
He is the coolest kid in school.
I don't always have boogies, But when I do, I prefer to wipe them on lil' husky long-sleeve shirts.
Stay in school, my friends.
yeah, come on! Next candidate zombie man.
Oh.
Thank you.
I just got it done yesterday.
But flattery won't get you a spot on the squad.
Do you need pompoms? Oh, that was nice of Stacy to lend you hers.
All right, take it away.
I knew Stacy took my bracelet! Now if I could just get her to give me my watch back.
No, that's Brianna's watch.
No, that that's my ring.
Hey! When did you Zombie man.
You are good.
No, that doesn't mean you made the squad.
Next! Teachers ask him for a hall pass.
The theme of his last school dance was Him under the sea.
When he plays football, The only receiver he trusts Is himself.
He is the coolest kid in school.
I don't always wear funny pajamas, But when I do, I prefer glitter glenda's lil' man jams.
Stay in school, my friends.
Next! - Name? - Julia Peters, but you may know me.
From "the I'm going to marry Zack Feldman show"! Zack likes it when I cheer for him.
Don't you, future husband? Okay, anytime you're ready.
I call this "the I'm going to marry Zack Feldman cheer"! Wish me luck.
Gimme a z.
Gimme an a.
Gimme a c.
Look, Zack Feldman's kind of a long name.
Do you know any shorter cheers? I do.
This one is called.
"I do.
" Gimme an I.
Gimme a do.
Gimme a do.
Gimme an I.
I do, Zack Feldman! I do! - Next! - The next one is called.
"Zack Feldman, he's my man.
If he can't marry me, no one can.
" Zack, Zack, he's my man Zombie man, are you still out there? There's someone I'd like you to meet.
Hi.
Right up.
Stick around.
Oming He is the coolest kid in school.
oh, this is how it starts lightning strikes the heart it goes off like a gun brighter than the sun "so random!" The locker next to his Once sold for $3 million.
He was once picked last for p.
E.
On opposite day.
Teachers brihim apples.
He is The coolest kid in school.
I don't always sleep with the light on, But when I do, I prefer general glow worm's.
"I'm a big boy, mommy" night light.
Stay in school, my friends.
- "so random!" - Come on, get up! Give it up for grammy award winner colbie caillat.
stop me on the corner I swear you hit me like a vision I-I-I wasn't expecting but who am I to tell fate where it's supposed to go with it? don't you blink, you might miss it see, we got a right to just love it or leave it you find it and keep it 'cause it ain't every day you get the chance to say oh, this is how it starts lightning strikes the heart it goes off like a gun brighter than the sun oh, we could be stars falling from the sky shining how we want brighter than the sun I never seen it, but I found this love, I'm gonna feel it you better believe I'm gonna treat it better than anything I've ever had 'cause you're so so beautiful read it, it's signed and delivered, let's seal it boy, we go together like peanuts and paydays and Marley and reggae and everybody needs to get a chance to say oh, this is how it starts lightning strikes the heart it goes off like a gun brighter than the sun oh, we could be the stars falling from the sky shining how we want brighter than the sun everything is like a whiteout 'cause we could sh-sh-shine down even when when the light's out but I can see you glow got my head up in the rafters got me happy ever after never felt this way before ain't felt this way before I swear you hit me like a vision I-I-I wasn't expecting but who am I to tell fate where it's supposed to go? oh, this is how it starts lightning strikes the heart it goesff like a gun brighter than the sun oh, we could be the stars falling from the sky shining how we want brighter than the sun oh, this is how it starts this is how it starts, lightning strikes the heart it goes off like a gun brighter than the sun oh, we could be the stars falling from the sky shining how we want brighter than the sun brighter than the sun brighter than the sun brighter than the sun yeah! oh, this is how it starts lightning strikes the heart it goes off like a gun brighter than the sun oh, this is how it starts lightning strikes the heart it goes off like a gun brighter than the sun oh, this is how it starts lightning strikes the heart it goes off like a gun brighter than the sun oh, this is how it starts this is how it's brighter than the sun brighter than the sun.
.
Thank you.
All right, give it up one more time.
For grammy award winner colbie caillat! "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" get down arty, "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, and that it of this you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, time to roll it's with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thi2 - yeah, come on! - It's a party, get down.