So Random! (2011) s01e19 Episode Script

Christina Grimmie

Happy Birthday to you! Or is it? If your special day wasn't as special as it should have been, Make a wish, blow out the candles, and call me: This year I had my birthday party at school.
And my teacher Mrs.
Lash said I had to bring enough cake for the whole class.
Well, I don't like the whole class.
So guess what, Mrs.
Lash? I called Sally Jensen.
She callme.
And I put that teacher in permanent detention.
It's a school rule.
You have to bring enough dessert for everybody.
Well, I brought enough justice For everybody! Ha! Eat up.
Oh.
A school rule! Birthday parties are supposed to be about you.
So when my brother got presents my birthday, You know I called Sally.
He called me.
It's not my fault I got presents on his birthday.
We're twins! He got presents on my birthday too! So he called me also! Unhappy birthday to you and you.
Thanks, Sally? I just turned 10 and I wanted a big-girl party.
But mommy and stan Took me to petey panda's pizza palace! So you know I called Sally Jensen! Why am I here? I didn't plan her party.
I was just doing my job.
Well, you've got new job now: Doing laundry for those guys.
Ha! Hi there, fellas.
Let's make friends, all right? I'll take any birthday party case Wrong color party hat? Of vanilla? Ake instead.
A piñata filled with healthy snacks? I'll give you a piñata.
Filled with justice! But you forgot I don't like surprises.
So here's one for you! Surprise! You're in jail! I'm Sally Jensen and I fight for me! And you! "so random!" it's a party, get down - "so random!" - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing come on It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around "so random!" Give it up for Zora Lancaster And Chad Dylan Cooper! Hey guys, how you doin'? For you tonight.
Eat show.
We sure do, Zora.
Almost as great As this refreshing glass of lippy's sweet iced tea.
Wha? Chad, did lippy's to say that? Ea pay you.
No, no they didn't.
Paid me to say this: Mmm, that's some good tea.
Chad, I thought we all agreed.
That we do not use the opening of this show for personal profit.
I'm new to this show.
I didn't agree to anything.
It's delicious.
Zora's right, that is low, chad.
- Yeah.
- But not as low as the prices.
At Max mart! Max mart.
High fashion low prices! - Is there a logo over your head right now? - Uh-huh.
Are you seeing this? Guys, guys, stop this.
We are not sell-outs.
Did someone say their cell's out? Because you can get great deals this week and this week only.
Only at ahmad's cellphone shack - Stop! Stop! Guys! We are not here to sell products! We are here to put on a show.
You should be ashamed.
Thanks, Zora.
I guess sometimes we forget what it's all about.
That's right making kids smile.
This intro was brought to you by - Tell 'em Zora sent you! - What? Wow.
- Oh, you're good.
- But not as good as our musical guest Christina grimmie.
So stick around.
And brush your teeth.
I can't believe summer's over already and we're back in school.
I know.
And get this: I have to sit next to the same clown in homeroom.
That I sat next to last year.
- Hey, that's me.
- Huh.
Guys guys, have you seen Scott and Elliot cravetz? I heard they spent all summer locked in their basement.
Watching anime cartoons.
Greetings! - I am Scott! - And I am Elliot.
- And we are here - For Gym class! Saio-o-o! You know, guys, we're all here for gym class.
Uh, "sotoyo.
" Ha ha ha! Our friends made a joke.
Ha ha ha! Even though it is at our expense, - We still find it funny! - Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Okay, guys, we get it.
You like anime.
I mean I like "twilight," but you don't see me covering myself.
With powder and glitter like that twi-lame-o.
That sits next to me in chemistry class.
Whoo.
That's me.
Okay, class, bring it in.
Coach Taylor is here! I will impress him with my competent attitude! No! I will gain his respect more.
By being even more competent than you! Okay, kids.
Today we're playing dodgeball.
Heather, Geoff, you guys are captains.
Pick your teams.
- I'll take Elliot.
- Yah yah, hoo ha! - I'll take Scott.
- Ah! Let the games begin.
Seriously.
Dude, you picked this guy over me? Zoi-fooooooo! What come here.
Guys, what are you doing? Stop kidding around.
What's going on? Oh no.
We have shamed ourselves.
- In front of our teacher.
- I am devastated.
I feel worse than maruto.
When he lost the ninjaball tournament.
Wait.
Ninjaball tournament? Are you guys talking about "marutoball d"? Guh? I too watch that box set! - Guh! - Then we shall join our powers.
- And fight! - Those guys are weirder.
Than that kid I got stuck with as lab partner this year.
That is me! Zoi-fooooooo! Coming up next on "so random!" All aboard the rule-breaking express.
Pre-arranged ticket.
I got Wow, nice tux.
Whoa.
Whoa.
In this corner, Weighing in at 161 lbs 'sup, class? It's me, your teach' Mr.
Goodman.
And I'm pretty cool, wouldn't you say? Just doin' my job, and I'm here to stay.
'cause I'm the coolest teach' in the U.
S.
A.
Did I just freestyle? What was that? Wow, that came out of nowhere, didn't it? Man, I am awesome.
Anyway, we got a lot to cover, so let's get to calling roll.
That's right.
When I call roll, I literalroll.
All right, let's get to roll.
So first up, We've got Troy Anderson.
My man? T-money? T to the Roy? Where you at, Troy sauce? Uh, it's just Troy.
And what's with the nicknames? Let me tell you something, "troy story 3": A boring old normal teacher.
Would call roll without giving his students.
Crazy-fresh nicknames.
Thereforehave to give you all Crazy-fresh nicknames 'cause I don't play by the rules.
That's right, Soak it up! Rice cakes! Oh yeah! Ricochet! Major ricochet! I caught it, but ricochet! - Good catch.
- Ahh! Since when did we get a shatterproof window? After you sent a globe through it for the fifth time? Was it really five? - Wow, those add up quickly.
- They do.
Oh man.
Anyway, back to roll.
For serious this time.
Next up, we've got Lily Baxter.
Lil.
I.
Am.
Lily bandz with a "z" Collect 'em and trade 'em with friends.
Here.
And "lily" is fine, thanks.
Noted, lilith fair, Lily con carne, "free Lily"! Oh ho ho! Do I see some love-note passing right there? - No no.
- All aboard the rule- breaking express! Woo woo! All right, prearranged ticket.
I got Mr.
Goodman! Are you okay? That's gonna leave a bookmark.
Jokes, right? Goodman's got 'em.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So keri and Steve.
Passing love notes.
"keri Potter and the sorcerer's Steve.
" Oh-ho.
Funny.
Whoa! Hold up there, Justin stever.
I haven't even begun to read it yet.
I've got a good feeling about this one.
All right.
"this guy Goodman Is a total dork.
" Well, I'd imagine a boring old normal teacher.
Would be quite hurt by a note of this nature, But but not me 'cause I don't play by the rules, right? So Random food.
Well, I guess we should all just.
Read silently to ourselves for a little while then.
So I'm gonna just.
Read silently to myself.
I thought you I thought I I thought I Mr.
Goodman, I really thought.
- You might need a tissue.
- No thanks, Lily.
Don't you mean "Lily wonka and the chocolate factory," sir? You knew it, Lily Ray Cyrus.
Well, class Consider roll called.
But you only got through like four of us.
I sure did, Troy scout.
I sure did.
- Fish sticks! - Oh! - Whoa.
- 'Sup, krause's class? Well, this is a highly unorthodox entrance, Glen, But I'll allow it since you don't play by the rules.
Thanks, "big mama's krause.
" - Oh.
- So how about a little help? Oh! Banana chips.
So where were we? Guys, you forgot your stools and the Bucket.
Oh ho ho ho.
Wow, nice tux.
Yeah.
Thougit was overdressed, right? I mean I got a big job interview.
Gotta look the part.
Am I right? Am I right? Huh? Huh? Sorry.
Whoa whoa.
Is there a gym in this building? That's got to be it.
It's not like there's gonna be a fight in the elevator.
In this corner, weighing in at 161 lbs, Tommy "fist face" o'herlihy.
And in this corner, weighing in at 163 lbs, The palooka from paducah, Iggy "the bloodletter" Rubenstein! Sir, this is a new tie.
I can't be here.
You guys can't have a fight without a ref.
- All right, fellas.
- Oh no.
I want a nice clean fight.
No hitting below the belt.
No ear biting and, hey, Leave your mothers out of it, all right? Sir, I can't be involved in this.
I've got an interview.
Mr.
Palooka, can I get by? You look intense.
I just got to no.
Whoa whoa.
Guys! Sorry, I didn't mean to yell.
I didn't mean to yell.
Well, at least the fight can't start unless the bell rings.
Oh no, oh no! Keep it clean, fellas.
Ow ow! Hey! I didn't weigh in! Ahhh! Guys! Finally, it's over.
Guys, seriously I just bought this suit! Popcorn, popcorn! Souvenirs, dry suits! - Oh, I'll take one.
- Dry suits, okay.
We got dry suits! We got some popcorn.
Popcorn! Get 'im with the left.
Get 'im with the left! Yeah! The winner and new champion, Tommy "fist face" O'herlihy! Thank goodness that's over.
Good, I can still make my interview.
This is perfect.
Looks like my interview's starting.
I got you! I got you right where I want you! More "random!" fun is coming right up.
Stick around! oh, why can't I tell miss lancer she's the one for me? Clark, you just ruined my birthday! don't let go of good times and let the bad ones know you feel fine and wear your heart out on your sleeve.
.
Okay, everyone.
Quiet down.
Oh, I'll just how do I? But I think I got it, okay.
Thanks for comin' to my daughter's birthday party.
Oh, and now we have a treat.
Clark, Betsy's boyfriend, wants to sing a song.
For the birthday girl.
This is a song I wrote for my special lady.
- Hi.
- Hi.
I just really wanted to tell you how I feel.
I call it "betsy's song.
" - Oh.
- Aww.
Clark, you're the best.
- You aso lucky.
- I know.
you know I love you more than miss lancer she's my favorite teacher, honey miss lancer's perfect face it makes my heart just race when I think of her smile miss lancer is the most beautiful woman alive I get butterflies around her but since she's too old for me you'll do for now .
Is miss lancer his nickname for you? No, she's our English teacher.
- Oh.
- Clark.
I thought you said this song was abome.
It is.
Happy Birthday, sweetie.
Aww.
Okay.
oh, why can't I tell miss lancer - she's the one for me? - Okay, Clark, I'm uncomfortable with this song.
Oh, we all are, honey, But let's just see where it goes.
I wish it was her birthday and not yours, Betsy! .
No no, okay.
We see where it's going.
miss lancer, miss lancer, miss lancer.
- Stop stop! - What? What? You just ruined my birthday! I never wanna see you again.
Ow! Hey, wait wait wait wait! You didn't even see the cake I got you.
Oh, honey.
I'm sure the cake will explain everything.
Oh, "miss lancer rocks.
" oh dear.
- Give it up for - Christina grimmie! don't look down 'cause it's easier falling from force just letting it take nature's course then picking it up when it's over don't be afraid 'cause the chances are there for the take but treasure the choices you make know when you must take it slower you may think you've had it rough and try to give it up but when you think you're stuck just go another way don't let go of good times and let the bad ones know you feel fine and wear your heart out on your sleeve love is all you need feel with all your senses make sure to let down your defenses it's just one way to make you see love is all love is all you need oh yeah hey now, take a chance now 'cause it's easy take a chance now for you and me take a chance now, you can reach it take a chance now with me don't let go of good times and let the bad ones know you feel fine and wear your heart out on your sleeve love is all you need feel with all your senses make sure to let down your defenses it's just one way to make you see love is all, love is all you need oh, it's all you need love is all, love is all love is all you need.
Give it up one more time.
For Christina grimmie! "so random!" get down arty, "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" get down arty, shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, time to roll it's with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing come on it's a party, get down "so random!"