So Random! (2011) s01e22 Episode Script
The Ready Set
Nurse, scalpel.
Scalpel.
- Gauze.
- Gauze.
- A little more gauze.
- Little more gauze.
- Forceps.
- Tambourine.
A tambourine? I said forceps.
Nurse, what is going on? Excuse me.
That's not a toy.
Please don't do that.
Stop, that's very loud.
You're gonna disturb the other patients.
Hey, whoa, okay, you know what? That's not safe.
People, we are in the middle of an operation.
Please stop doing whoa whoa whoa.
You're not doctors.
Did you scrub in? Please please please.
This is very unsanitary.
Little girl, visiting hours are over.
You're gonna have to leave.
No, don't do that.
Please! You guys were in on this? That's very bad.
You're gonna get air bubbles in there.
Hey! Quit running around! Please! Ugh! Clear! Hey, when did you have time to learn all those moves? No, oh, no.
Excuse me.
Hey, where are you taking my patient? You can't take him.
Whose idea was this, huh? This is a terrible place for a flash mob! Of "so random's!"R edition Actually looks kind of fun.
It is fun.
I should become a dancer.
Forget being a doctor.
This is great.
"so random!" it's a party, get down - "so random!" - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing come on, it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down - shake that, shake that all around - "So random!" Give it up for the cast Of "so random!" Watch it! - Ouch! - Watch it! Ow ow ow! - I was here first.
- Okay, guys, I'm stuck.
- That's uncomfortable.
- Great great, yeah.
We got so many new cast members we can't fit through the door.
I think it's sweet, Chad.
Give us the chance to know each other better.
- I know you had rings for lunch.
- Eww! Can somebody please just use another door? Now where's my Agent? This is not okay.
One.
- Round two.
- We'll try that again.
Give it up for the cast Of "so random!" I was here first.
Ow ow ow! This is ridiculous.
Seriously! Can't breathe! I can't move.
I can't back out.
We're stuck.
We've gotta a great show for you tonight.
The ready set is here! I like them.
Everybody stick around 'cause we aren't going anywhere.
it's a party, get down it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around "so random!" shake that, shake that all around.
Hey, Becky, I heard we're gonna be in the same woodshop together.
It's gonna be great, huh? The new guy thinks you're cute.
This is terrible! Now Gary will find out I was Raised by beavers.
What'll I do, shauna? You know when I get near wood, I just wanna eat it.
No guy wants a girl who was Raised by beavers.
- You'll be fine.
- Oh! Here he comes.
Don't say anything about how I was You know.
Hey, Becky, I'm having a really hard time with my birdhouse.
Think maybe you could tell me what I'm doing wrong? Go on, Becky.
Gnayour time.
Get it? Gnaw because See, I cut all the pieces.
But, oh boy, is it a mess.
- It looks delicious.
- What? I mean, suspiciously.
Like the makings of a great birdhouse.
- Could you go grab me the hammer? - Yeah.
I got the hammer.
Wow, how'd you do that so fast? I have a power sander in my purse.
You know, I I knew there was something special about you, Becky.
You must have been raised by Excellent parents.
Mr.
Seaton, watch out! Help! The wooden shelf collapsed and Mr.
Seaton is trapped! What are we gonna do? How are we gonna get him out? We can't use a saw.
It's too dangerous.
What should I do? If I rescue Mr.
Seaton, Gary will know my secret.
What would mom and dad say? Mom, dad, What if I ever have to choose between saving a life.
And revealing I was raised by beavers? Mom and dad, you've never been more right.
I'm coming for you, Mr.
Seaton.
- Be safe! - Becky! You saved me.
Oh, it was nothing.
I even finished next semester's project.
Round of applause, class.
Come on! Becky, that was amazing.
Really, Gary? You're not disgusted that I was raised by beavers? Disgusted? I think it's awesome.
I mean, hey, I was raised by donkeys.
Come on, let's go.
Man, you're stubborn.
Well, I was You know.
Coming up next on "so random!" Today's story is "madeline online.
" hey hey, we'll be young forever we'll be young forever till forever stops.
"so random!" Happy Birthday, sweetheart.
We love you so much.
Thanks, mommy.
Thanks, daddy.
Now who wants cake? I do.
I do.
I'm so excited.
The one day of the year you guys let me eat cake.
Not on our watch! Happy Birthday, kid.
Too much cake is not an option.
This has been And now get ready for a "so random!" storybook remix.
Today's story is.
"Madeline online.
" "in a classroom in paris That was covered in vines, Lived one little girl who was always online.
Miss clavel was concerned.
" Madeline, what you're doing is not right.
Status update.
Miss clavel is uptight.
That's not very nice what you wrote on your wall.
I don't see any problem at all.
And mind your own beeswax, Allison rose, Or I will post pics of you picking your nose.
I've never done that.
I'm sweet, sweet as sugar.
"then when no one was looking," She wiped off her booger.
Madeline continued to post without care About francois' 13 toes and babette's frizzy hair.
" Oh! And Pierre la dupar's breath certainly stinks.
Hey.
I'm only writing what everyone thinks.
Madeline, that's mean.
"said concerned miss clavel.
" But I always end smiley face, Heart, l.
O.
L.
"and even though Madeline could not have been cuter, Miss clavel didn't buy it And tried to take her computer.
Madeline clearly did not want to share.
" I will never let go! Hey, what's that, over there? "Madeline was upset.
" What shall I do? "then she took out the smartphone she hid in her shoe.
In two straight lines, they walked through the school, While Madeline blogged who was cool and not cool.
" Even though we all wear the same hat, shorts and sweater, You posted a poll about who wore it better? Yes, I looked the best.
You have no votes so far.
I even rank worse than Pierre la dupar? The people have spoken.
- Hardy-har-har! - Ugh! "miss clavel saw it was time for a chat.
" I'm pulling the plug on you, cyberbrat.
Your Internet taunting is causing great woes.
Who ratted me out? Was it Allison rose? "Madeline tried to say sorry, But out of school she was thrown.
Miss clavel kept her laptop And her 4g smartphone.
"Alone at her desk, she started to think.
" Why am I still writing with pencils and ink? "so she typed her first words.
" Anyone want to chat? "and got a reply in just three seconds flat.
Miss clavel wrote back, And rather than work, Wasted her days on the social network.
She started a blog and spent hours online.
And just two weeks later was asked to resign.
"What Madeline taught us all in the end " You better think twice before you hit send.
The end.
Here's your last meal, rocko.
This is it.
The last thing you'll ever eat.
Bon appetit.
Cheese, bacon, Meat.
It almost makes it all worth it.
- Oh no, you don't.
- That could have killed you, man.
No! This has been This is horrible.
Both the pilot and the co-pilot.
Are in the bathroom throwing up from food poisoning.
I don't know how to land a plane.
Do you? Of course I don't.
All I know is how to point to the exits.
And blow into my vest.
What do we do? Well, pardon the intrusion, miss flight attendant ma'am.
But maybe I can be of service.
Narratono one knows his story.
No one knows his name.
Oh, but he don't mind.
He's just a simple country boy.
You? You couldn't even figure out how to put shoes and a shirt on.
Well, I may just be a simple country boy, But my mama always told me to pull back on the throttle.
Until you hear the pitch of the engines change from a holler to a hoot.
After you do that, drop that landing gear.
Using them there flaps to slow the plane without losing lift.
Then you wanna activate your reverse thrust.
And reduce the power to idle.
By pulling the throttle all the way towards you, Like your aunt sadie pulls at your heartstrings.
With just a smile.
By then, well, shucks.
You'll be prancing in high cotton.
- It's working.
- Come on, Barb, let's land this bird.
Thanks, simple country boy.
Ain't nothing but a cherry pie.
On a Sunday dress.
More "random!" fun is coming right up.
Stick around.
Skip, sometimes with the way you say things.
It's really hard to tell whether you're being sarcastic or not.
Really? he's possibly sarcastic skip.
Yeah, great theme song.
hey hey, we'll be young forever on the run forever and we'll never stop.
"so random!" yeah, come on! Food! I found food! That ain't good for you, man.
No! It was the one.
With the cheesy snack.
This has been Skip, you know, sometimes with the way you say things, It's really hard to tell whether you're being sarcastic or not.
Really? he's possibly sarcastic skip.
Yeah, great theme song.
Hey, here comes Helen, That girl you said you really like, Which may or may not mean you do.
Hey, guys.
Hi, skip.
Mind if I sit here? It would thrill me to no end.
Great? Well, I guess I'll leave you two love birds alone.
Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Another genius idea from artie.
Thanks, buddy.
- This is nice.
- Yeah, it's like straight out of a movie.
Skip, I have a little confession to make.
I've wanted to have lunch with you for so long.
Me too! Oh, I would have asked you to have lunch sooner, But I totally thought you had a boyfriend.
- Really? - Sure.
I mean, you know.
Look at you.
What is that supposed to mean? Well, I mean with your unmatched combination.
Of beauty and personality You could have lunch with anyone here, But oh! Look at that, it's just lucky old me.
You know what? I don't like your tone.
Join the club, miss America.
Okay, that's it.
You might be cute, But your sarcasm is really obnoxious.
I think I should just leave.
Oh, you think? Wait, Helen.
No, wait.
Don't go.
Don't go.
Look, I'm sorry.
I really like you.
No, I'm sorry.
That came out wrong, wow.
I have this condition.
Where the things I say don't really come out.
The way that I mean them to and I talk like this when I'm nervous.
No, that came out right.
Oh, I like you when you're nervous.
Really? Yes, really.
Hey, skip, why don't we just start over? How about after school we go get some ice cream? Yeah, 'cause ice cream is exactly what you need.
Right.
Ooh! I have a disease.
he's possibly sarcastic skip.
Yeah, great theme song.
"so random!" Give it up for the ready set! Whoo! we can be like prisoners, yeah, and we can be alone or we can make a mess like no one knows and risk it on our own spending the money that we don't have 'cause we don't care, no-oh living like kings with broken strings and face down to the floor living with our headphones up we got sound and that's enough nobody can touch us and we run and we run and we run hey hey, we'll be young forever we'll be young forever till forever stops we're singing hey hey we'll be young forever, tonight will last forever till our bodies drop, drop, drop we can run through the night write our name up in the sky got the music on our side ain't nobody gonna catch us singing hey hey, we'll be young forever on the run forever and we'll never stop don't stop, don't stop now look at us, look at us, we'll take the whole world by surprise million dollar mindset in place you can see it in our eyes everything here is ours to take so come and take your side living like kings with broken strings and the beats so synthesized we can turn the speakers up 'cause we got sound and that's enough nobody can touch us and we run and we run and we run hey hey, we'll be young forever we'll be young forever till forever stops we're singing hey hey, we'll be young forever tonight will last forever till our bodies drop, drop, drop we can run through the night, write our name up in the sky got the music on our side ain't nobody gonna catch us singing hey hey, we'll be young forever on the run forever and we'll never stop don't stop, don't stop now we're gonna rule the world tonight the beat of the drums keeps us alive tonight will last forever till our bodies drop hey hey, we'll be young forever we'll be young forever till forever stops we're singing hey hey, we'll be young forever tonight will last forever till our bodies drop, drop, drop we can run through the night write our name up in the sky we can run, run, run away ain't nobody gonna catch us singing hey hey, we'll be young forever on the run forever and we'll never stop never stop! Don't stop now we can run away.
.
Everybody give it up for the ready set! Whoo! Good night, everybody.
"so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, and that it of this you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, time to roll it's with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing
Scalpel.
- Gauze.
- Gauze.
- A little more gauze.
- Little more gauze.
- Forceps.
- Tambourine.
A tambourine? I said forceps.
Nurse, what is going on? Excuse me.
That's not a toy.
Please don't do that.
Stop, that's very loud.
You're gonna disturb the other patients.
Hey, whoa, okay, you know what? That's not safe.
People, we are in the middle of an operation.
Please stop doing whoa whoa whoa.
You're not doctors.
Did you scrub in? Please please please.
This is very unsanitary.
Little girl, visiting hours are over.
You're gonna have to leave.
No, don't do that.
Please! You guys were in on this? That's very bad.
You're gonna get air bubbles in there.
Hey! Quit running around! Please! Ugh! Clear! Hey, when did you have time to learn all those moves? No, oh, no.
Excuse me.
Hey, where are you taking my patient? You can't take him.
Whose idea was this, huh? This is a terrible place for a flash mob! Of "so random's!"R edition Actually looks kind of fun.
It is fun.
I should become a dancer.
Forget being a doctor.
This is great.
"so random!" it's a party, get down - "so random!" - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing come on, it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down - shake that, shake that all around - "So random!" Give it up for the cast Of "so random!" Watch it! - Ouch! - Watch it! Ow ow ow! - I was here first.
- Okay, guys, I'm stuck.
- That's uncomfortable.
- Great great, yeah.
We got so many new cast members we can't fit through the door.
I think it's sweet, Chad.
Give us the chance to know each other better.
- I know you had rings for lunch.
- Eww! Can somebody please just use another door? Now where's my Agent? This is not okay.
One.
- Round two.
- We'll try that again.
Give it up for the cast Of "so random!" I was here first.
Ow ow ow! This is ridiculous.
Seriously! Can't breathe! I can't move.
I can't back out.
We're stuck.
We've gotta a great show for you tonight.
The ready set is here! I like them.
Everybody stick around 'cause we aren't going anywhere.
it's a party, get down it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around "so random!" shake that, shake that all around.
Hey, Becky, I heard we're gonna be in the same woodshop together.
It's gonna be great, huh? The new guy thinks you're cute.
This is terrible! Now Gary will find out I was Raised by beavers.
What'll I do, shauna? You know when I get near wood, I just wanna eat it.
No guy wants a girl who was Raised by beavers.
- You'll be fine.
- Oh! Here he comes.
Don't say anything about how I was You know.
Hey, Becky, I'm having a really hard time with my birdhouse.
Think maybe you could tell me what I'm doing wrong? Go on, Becky.
Gnayour time.
Get it? Gnaw because See, I cut all the pieces.
But, oh boy, is it a mess.
- It looks delicious.
- What? I mean, suspiciously.
Like the makings of a great birdhouse.
- Could you go grab me the hammer? - Yeah.
I got the hammer.
Wow, how'd you do that so fast? I have a power sander in my purse.
You know, I I knew there was something special about you, Becky.
You must have been raised by Excellent parents.
Mr.
Seaton, watch out! Help! The wooden shelf collapsed and Mr.
Seaton is trapped! What are we gonna do? How are we gonna get him out? We can't use a saw.
It's too dangerous.
What should I do? If I rescue Mr.
Seaton, Gary will know my secret.
What would mom and dad say? Mom, dad, What if I ever have to choose between saving a life.
And revealing I was raised by beavers? Mom and dad, you've never been more right.
I'm coming for you, Mr.
Seaton.
- Be safe! - Becky! You saved me.
Oh, it was nothing.
I even finished next semester's project.
Round of applause, class.
Come on! Becky, that was amazing.
Really, Gary? You're not disgusted that I was raised by beavers? Disgusted? I think it's awesome.
I mean, hey, I was raised by donkeys.
Come on, let's go.
Man, you're stubborn.
Well, I was You know.
Coming up next on "so random!" Today's story is "madeline online.
" hey hey, we'll be young forever we'll be young forever till forever stops.
"so random!" Happy Birthday, sweetheart.
We love you so much.
Thanks, mommy.
Thanks, daddy.
Now who wants cake? I do.
I do.
I'm so excited.
The one day of the year you guys let me eat cake.
Not on our watch! Happy Birthday, kid.
Too much cake is not an option.
This has been And now get ready for a "so random!" storybook remix.
Today's story is.
"Madeline online.
" "in a classroom in paris That was covered in vines, Lived one little girl who was always online.
Miss clavel was concerned.
" Madeline, what you're doing is not right.
Status update.
Miss clavel is uptight.
That's not very nice what you wrote on your wall.
I don't see any problem at all.
And mind your own beeswax, Allison rose, Or I will post pics of you picking your nose.
I've never done that.
I'm sweet, sweet as sugar.
"then when no one was looking," She wiped off her booger.
Madeline continued to post without care About francois' 13 toes and babette's frizzy hair.
" Oh! And Pierre la dupar's breath certainly stinks.
Hey.
I'm only writing what everyone thinks.
Madeline, that's mean.
"said concerned miss clavel.
" But I always end smiley face, Heart, l.
O.
L.
"and even though Madeline could not have been cuter, Miss clavel didn't buy it And tried to take her computer.
Madeline clearly did not want to share.
" I will never let go! Hey, what's that, over there? "Madeline was upset.
" What shall I do? "then she took out the smartphone she hid in her shoe.
In two straight lines, they walked through the school, While Madeline blogged who was cool and not cool.
" Even though we all wear the same hat, shorts and sweater, You posted a poll about who wore it better? Yes, I looked the best.
You have no votes so far.
I even rank worse than Pierre la dupar? The people have spoken.
- Hardy-har-har! - Ugh! "miss clavel saw it was time for a chat.
" I'm pulling the plug on you, cyberbrat.
Your Internet taunting is causing great woes.
Who ratted me out? Was it Allison rose? "Madeline tried to say sorry, But out of school she was thrown.
Miss clavel kept her laptop And her 4g smartphone.
"Alone at her desk, she started to think.
" Why am I still writing with pencils and ink? "so she typed her first words.
" Anyone want to chat? "and got a reply in just three seconds flat.
Miss clavel wrote back, And rather than work, Wasted her days on the social network.
She started a blog and spent hours online.
And just two weeks later was asked to resign.
"What Madeline taught us all in the end " You better think twice before you hit send.
The end.
Here's your last meal, rocko.
This is it.
The last thing you'll ever eat.
Bon appetit.
Cheese, bacon, Meat.
It almost makes it all worth it.
- Oh no, you don't.
- That could have killed you, man.
No! This has been This is horrible.
Both the pilot and the co-pilot.
Are in the bathroom throwing up from food poisoning.
I don't know how to land a plane.
Do you? Of course I don't.
All I know is how to point to the exits.
And blow into my vest.
What do we do? Well, pardon the intrusion, miss flight attendant ma'am.
But maybe I can be of service.
Narratono one knows his story.
No one knows his name.
Oh, but he don't mind.
He's just a simple country boy.
You? You couldn't even figure out how to put shoes and a shirt on.
Well, I may just be a simple country boy, But my mama always told me to pull back on the throttle.
Until you hear the pitch of the engines change from a holler to a hoot.
After you do that, drop that landing gear.
Using them there flaps to slow the plane without losing lift.
Then you wanna activate your reverse thrust.
And reduce the power to idle.
By pulling the throttle all the way towards you, Like your aunt sadie pulls at your heartstrings.
With just a smile.
By then, well, shucks.
You'll be prancing in high cotton.
- It's working.
- Come on, Barb, let's land this bird.
Thanks, simple country boy.
Ain't nothing but a cherry pie.
On a Sunday dress.
More "random!" fun is coming right up.
Stick around.
Skip, sometimes with the way you say things.
It's really hard to tell whether you're being sarcastic or not.
Really? he's possibly sarcastic skip.
Yeah, great theme song.
hey hey, we'll be young forever on the run forever and we'll never stop.
"so random!" yeah, come on! Food! I found food! That ain't good for you, man.
No! It was the one.
With the cheesy snack.
This has been Skip, you know, sometimes with the way you say things, It's really hard to tell whether you're being sarcastic or not.
Really? he's possibly sarcastic skip.
Yeah, great theme song.
Hey, here comes Helen, That girl you said you really like, Which may or may not mean you do.
Hey, guys.
Hi, skip.
Mind if I sit here? It would thrill me to no end.
Great? Well, I guess I'll leave you two love birds alone.
Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Another genius idea from artie.
Thanks, buddy.
- This is nice.
- Yeah, it's like straight out of a movie.
Skip, I have a little confession to make.
I've wanted to have lunch with you for so long.
Me too! Oh, I would have asked you to have lunch sooner, But I totally thought you had a boyfriend.
- Really? - Sure.
I mean, you know.
Look at you.
What is that supposed to mean? Well, I mean with your unmatched combination.
Of beauty and personality You could have lunch with anyone here, But oh! Look at that, it's just lucky old me.
You know what? I don't like your tone.
Join the club, miss America.
Okay, that's it.
You might be cute, But your sarcasm is really obnoxious.
I think I should just leave.
Oh, you think? Wait, Helen.
No, wait.
Don't go.
Don't go.
Look, I'm sorry.
I really like you.
No, I'm sorry.
That came out wrong, wow.
I have this condition.
Where the things I say don't really come out.
The way that I mean them to and I talk like this when I'm nervous.
No, that came out right.
Oh, I like you when you're nervous.
Really? Yes, really.
Hey, skip, why don't we just start over? How about after school we go get some ice cream? Yeah, 'cause ice cream is exactly what you need.
Right.
Ooh! I have a disease.
he's possibly sarcastic skip.
Yeah, great theme song.
"so random!" Give it up for the ready set! Whoo! we can be like prisoners, yeah, and we can be alone or we can make a mess like no one knows and risk it on our own spending the money that we don't have 'cause we don't care, no-oh living like kings with broken strings and face down to the floor living with our headphones up we got sound and that's enough nobody can touch us and we run and we run and we run hey hey, we'll be young forever we'll be young forever till forever stops we're singing hey hey we'll be young forever, tonight will last forever till our bodies drop, drop, drop we can run through the night write our name up in the sky got the music on our side ain't nobody gonna catch us singing hey hey, we'll be young forever on the run forever and we'll never stop don't stop, don't stop now look at us, look at us, we'll take the whole world by surprise million dollar mindset in place you can see it in our eyes everything here is ours to take so come and take your side living like kings with broken strings and the beats so synthesized we can turn the speakers up 'cause we got sound and that's enough nobody can touch us and we run and we run and we run hey hey, we'll be young forever we'll be young forever till forever stops we're singing hey hey, we'll be young forever tonight will last forever till our bodies drop, drop, drop we can run through the night, write our name up in the sky got the music on our side ain't nobody gonna catch us singing hey hey, we'll be young forever on the run forever and we'll never stop don't stop, don't stop now we're gonna rule the world tonight the beat of the drums keeps us alive tonight will last forever till our bodies drop hey hey, we'll be young forever we'll be young forever till forever stops we're singing hey hey, we'll be young forever tonight will last forever till our bodies drop, drop, drop we can run through the night write our name up in the sky we can run, run, run away ain't nobody gonna catch us singing hey hey, we'll be young forever on the run forever and we'll never stop never stop! Don't stop now we can run away.
.
Everybody give it up for the ready set! Whoo! Good night, everybody.
"so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, and that it of this you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, time to roll it's with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing