So Random! (2011) s01e25 Episode Script

Shane Harper

1 Where is this guy? I thought we were making a dance video.
No, we're here to make dance history.
My client has the looks of bieber, the moves of Timberlake.
And whatever it is that Gaga has, He's ga-ga-got it.
There is he now.
Hit it, Angus.
Let's didgeridoo this! Boomerang! when it comes to models from Australia, I'm the tippity top my shins are like sticks, they're the cream of the crop but it's about time that we get to the dance 'cause it's hard, you know my moves are advanced do the Angus, do the Angus do the, do the, do the Angus kick up your knees and take nice long strides just pretending your stepping over a kangaroo pie and here's the next step that you just can't miss make your girl feel special when you blow 'er a kiss .
Oh angy, you drive me crazy! step step kiss, pose step step kiss, now pose don't be nervous don't be scared just wave your shins in the air like you just don't care do the Angus, do the Angus do the, do the, do the, do the, do the Angus now everybody shout "I knowwwwr" .
Boomerang! now make a face like you're smelling a rose-y everybody freeze as I do my best pose .
Oh angy, you know you drive me crazy! I got 19 others, here's six, 12 and four some other time I'll show you 16 more why make you wait? Here come the rest 'cause my Agent's always on me about looking my best so here's two, three, four, seven Kiss, pose step step, now everybody shout "I knowwwwr" now you "knowr" all the steps there aren't any more, so let's all do the Angus across the dance floor don't be nervous, don't be scared just wave your shins in the air like you just don't care step step, kiss, pose step step, kiss, now pose do the Angus, do the Angus do the, do the, do the, do the, do the Angus do the Angus, do the Angus do the, do the, do the, do the, do the Angus now everybody shout "I knowwwr.
" .
Oh angy, you know your dance drives me crazy! .
Boomerang! "so random!" it's a party, get down - "so random!" - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing come on It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around "so random!" Of "so random!"the cast Check it out.
Let us to a show open.
All on our own.
- We've got a great show.
- Right.
U tonight.
Shane Harper's performing, so stick around! How did we do, Mr.
Cooper? - Yeah, how did we do? - Not bad, not bad.
Let's see what the judges have to say.
Yeah, let's see what the judges have to say.
Wait, we're being judged for this? Yes.
Yes, because this is "random idol.
" I just love you guys so much.
I mean, the way you opened those doors? I think America will love you too.
You're all winners! So cool.
So cool.
And bridget, you were all "we've got a great show tonight," And it really should've been "we've got a great show tonight.
" You see what I did there? You gotta have, like, a move.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You're right, z.
You're right.
And Audrey, when you were hypin' Shane Harper? Little pitchy, dawg.
- Uh, shayne.
- I've got a good feeling about this one.
I thought your performance was absolutely.
Horrible.
Every single syllable that came forth from your mouth.
Made my ears bleed and Guys, I don't want to be the mean judge.
I'm sorry.
You're all stars.
You're all stars in my book.
Thanks, man.
So stick around, because this Is "so random!" c-d-c crest out.
Hey, kids, Do you like robots that transform into machines? Yeah! And do you like shaking your hips To the latest dance grooves? Duh! Well, then throw away those books Because you'll love the hottest new toy! Yay, toys! Boo, books! Danceformers! - Cool! - Wait.
Did you just say danceformers? That's right! Danceformers! They're robots that turn into dancers! Really? Get your favorite danceformer action figures! There's legatron Hiphoptimus prime Rumbabee And tutu.
danceformers.
Wow.
No, not wow.
Stop encouraging the announcer.
Which side are you? Twirlobots or pirouetticons? I'm on the side of wanting to get my book back.
danceformers, danceformers dancin' for their lives danceformers, danceformers with moves that you can try! Who will win the alien robot war Over rhythm and dance moves? Who cares? Buy your own danceformers today! danceformers, danceformers dancin' for their lives danceformers, danceformers with moves that you can try! I don't know what's worse the song or the toys.
danceformers, danceformerrrrs The song.
More random fun is coming right up.
- Stick around! - Got any twos? - You want my twos? - I want your twos.
You can't handle my twos! Don't be so hard on yourselves.
These changes are natural.
It's all just a part of growing up, Like me and my big hands! This spring, from the producers of Battleship Comes a movie that finally answers the question: "when will they turn my favorite card game into a movie?" Got any twos? - You want my twos? - I want your twos.
You can't handle my twos! Oh wait.
You know what? I don't have any twos.
Go fish! Starring Tom cruise as the two of hearts All right, see the things is Is, uh I don't even like fish.
Vin diesel as the three of clubs.
Looks like we're gonna have to kick it into high gear.
Featuring all the high-octane action You'd expect from a card game you've played since you were three.
- Got any sevens? - No, go fish.
Also starring princess catherine "kate" middleton, duchess of Cambridge, As the seven of hearts.
And Jack black as the joker.
Blimey, why is six afraid of me? Because seven "ate" ni-ine! Ha ha ha! Whoo! Ha ha! Wow! Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the deck.
- Do you have any fives? - No.
- Stop eatin' all the pretzels.
- Sorry.
Looks like we're gonna have to kick it into high gear.
What does that mean? What does that mean? - So, Derek, cool dance, huh? - Yeah, I'm glad we came.
Hey dude, you want to clear your throat or something? - It sounds like you're choking.
- No no no.
My voice is changing.
Ahem.
My voice is changing.
Dude, that voice is embarrassing.
Well, not as embarrassing as the dirt on your lip.
Hey, man, don't make fun of my mustache, okay? It just came in this morning.
I'll just go like this for the rest of the night.
Yeah, and I just won't talk.
- Yeah, I guess so.
- Guys, guys, guys, Don't be so hard on yourselves.
These changes are natural, all just a part of growin' up - Yeah.
- Like me and my big hands.
What? You guys didn't think.
You were the only ones growing up, did ya? That's not a part of growing up.
What? Yeah it is.
You guys remember what coach King said in health class? Our bodies are gonna be changing.
In all kinds of ways, Like you and your peach fuzz.
Or you and your cracky voice - Yeah.
- Or me and my big hands.
I think I think I would've remembered that one.
Oh.
So do you think he'll grow into them? If he grows into them, he's gonna be 37' tall.
Oh no.
No no, don't.
- Here here.
- Thanks, guys.
Hey, guys, We should ask those girls to dance.
No no no, not with this voice.
Yeah, and not with this peach fuzz.
One of 'em has a better 'stache than I do.
Fellas, we need to be confident enough to talk to girls.
No matter what kinds of transformations our bodies are going through, Like me and my big hands.
- Now let's go.
- I really don't wanna do this.
- I'm not comfortable with hey.
Hey, girls.
- Hey.
Hey, ann.
So you don't wanna dance with me or anything, do you? Sure, Derek.
It sounds sweet.
So so what do you say, Maggie? Would you like to dance? Sure, Alex.
You make me feel better about my own unwanted hair.
Yeah.
Ew, let's go.
So how about you, Rebecca? You wanna dance with me and my big hands? What? What did do?! No, Maggie, don't go.
Uh, ann? - Way to go, Mason.
- Yeah, you blit! Yup, you and your big hands! This stinks! Maybe they're right about me and my big hands.
Hi.
Um, I couldn't help but overhear what happened.
Oh, you heard that? Yeah.
Me and my big ears.
- Let's dance.
- Okay! More "random" fun is coming right up.
Stick around! And now another "so random!" remix Of a storybook classic "the giving tree.
" I would write you a million love songs just to hear you sing baby, for you, I'd do everything.
And now another "so random!" remix Of a storybook classic "the giving tree.
" "once there was a tree.
" And it loved a little boy.
And every day the boy would come and see the tree.
- And the tree was" - Happy.
"but time went by and the boy grew older" Hello, tree.
May I sit under your shade.
And swing from your branches and eat your apples? Of course.
- "and the tree was" - Happy.
So boy, would you like to gather my leaves.
Or play hide-and-seek? Oh sure, right after I finish this level of "angry parrots.
" You know, I don't know any angry parrots, But I do know this really annoying woodpecker.
- His laugh gives me such a - Do you mind? I I can't hear the pigs.
Oh.
I know how about you climb up my trunk.
And swing from my branches and be happy? "but the boy had other interests.
" No.
No way.
She said that? Does she just like me or Does she like me like me? Come, boy, would you like to catch butterflies? Nope.
No no, that's not that's nobody.
That's not anybody.
- What do you mean? I'm not - Shh shh! I'm on the phone.
I'm on the phone.
Just shh.
Be quiet.
- "and the tree was" - Not so happy.
"and as time went on, The boy developed other interests.
" So nice day out, huh? Wanna hang out under a tree or maybe.
Split an apple? "but the girl wasn't interested.
" - Look, what's your name? - Boy.
Boy, how do I put this nicely? I'll date you when trees talk.
- "and the boy was" - Happy.
So, funny you should say that, Because I just happen to know a talking tree.
Tree, Say hello to the future Mrs.
Boy.
"the boy wasn't happy.
And the girl was a little creeped out.
" Um, you know what? I'm a little creeped out.
Wait.
Just Mmm.
One minute, okay? One minute.
Come on, tree, why don't you just say something.
So she doesn't leave? Why're you clamming up on me now? Come on, come on, look at her.
How am I ever gonna get another girl like that ever? Come on.
She's into talking trees.
You're a talking tree.
So just talk, tree.
Oh, come on.
I'm losin' it.
I'm losin' it! Please! Okay, boy.
For you.
Oh yes.
Tree, take it away.
This boy has climbed up my trunk, Swung from my branches, Eaten my apples and slept in my shade.
- And I can tell you - Here it comes.
- You can so much better than him.
- What? - Wha - Thanks, tree.
Huh.
To think, I was almost the future Mrs.
Boy.
I mean, your parents didn't even name you right.
Who listens to a talking tree? Come on, come back.
Come on back.
Why did you do that? Because I'm the giving tree.
And you couldn't even give me the time of day.
Wow.
You're right, tree.
I'm sorry.
I'll never do it again.
Then I forgive you, boy.
- Because you know how much I - Whoa whoa whoa.
Ha ha ha.
Hey there, good lookin'.
Wanna hear a tree talk? Right.
Okay, bye.
You'll come back ah! - "and the tree was" - Happy.
Ow.
Check it out.
The randoms are letting us introduce the musical guest.
Give it up for Shane Harper! hey hey listen, I can't keep chasing you around all of this running's just bringing me down it's got me down every time I look at you, the angels sing I Hope you hear them too oh I Hope you hear them too got me feeling hypnotized and girl, it makes me feel alive hey, yeah I'd climb the highest mountain and I'd sail across the sea baby, for you I'd do anything I'd fly to the moon I'd paint your gray skies a beautiful blue just to get one step closer to you dumb as it seems, there's no better time than now, baby, the sky is falling down well, baby, are you down down down down? I could wait forever and a day just to have you look my way just look my way look my way it's in everything little thing I do 'cause, baby, I do it all for you hey yeah I'd climb the highest mountain and I'd sail across the sea baby, for you, I'd do anything I'd fly up to the moon I'd paint your gray skies a beautiful blue just to get one step closer to you I would write you a million love songs just to hear you sing baby, for you, I'd do anything I'd fight superman just to hold your hand have to get one step closer to you and now you're in my arms I knew it from the start I'll never break your heart if this ain't love, then nothing else is I'd do anything for just one kiss I'd climb the highest mountain I'd sail across the sea for you, I'd do anything I'd plan a picnic on the moon just for me and you just for me and you I would write you a million love songs just to hear you sing baby, for you, I'd do everything and yeah, I'd fight superman just to hold your hand have to get one step closer to you ohh yeah just to get one step closer to you.
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Give it up for Shane Harper! Whoo! Thank you so much! Good night! "so random!" it's a party, get down - "so random!" - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing come on It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down