Steven Universe (2013) s01e20 Episode Script
Coach Steven
We are the Crystal Gems we'll always save the day and if you think we can't we'll always find a way - # that's why the people # - # of this world # - # believe in # - # Garnet # - # Amethyst # - # and Pearl # And Steven! 1x20 - "Coach Steven" Whoa! What magical place of mysteries is this? - Well - Oh, I'm so glad you asked.
This was once a communication hub for gem kind.
But lately, it's begun transmitting bursts - of electromagnetic interference.
- What's that mean? - It's hurting television.
- No! I'll save you, television! Sorry, but we need a Steven at least this strong for this job.
It's all the me I could be! Amethyst, we could be here all day taking out each of these pillars individually.
Ugh, I hate it when you're right.
You get this look on your face.
- Yeah, that's the one.
- What we need is a - well-thought-out plan.
- No.
What we need is Sugilite.
- Amethyst, fuse with me.
- What?! Yeah! Let's mash it up! - Bigger! Badder! Better! - Hold your horses! Are you guys going to become a gem fusion? Wait! Garnet, think about this.
You and Amethyst can be a little unstable when your personalities combine.
We need to be careful.
Fuse with me instead.
We don't need to be careful.
We just need to be huge.
- Oh, yeah! Let's wreck this joint! What what Pearl, come on.
I want to see.
I forgot how great it feels to be me.
- That's Sugilite? - You got it, baby.
- Hey, Steven, want to see something cool? - Yeah! - You like that, little man? - Are you gonna smash - stuff with your wrecking-ball thingy? - That's the plan.
- Where should I start? - Do that one! - Steven, I think we should go.
- No way! This is awesome! Watch it! Steven! You're just too much! Maybe you're just too little! - Steven, we're going.
- What?! I'm fine! What about Sugilite? - She can find her own way home.
- Aw.
- 'Sup? - Whoa, Steven! - What happened to you? - Oh, just a little battle damage - from our last mission.
- Really? - Like what? - I got hit by a rock! It must not have been a very big rock.
Well, there's internal bleeding.
My hurt is on the inside! - Oh, okay.
- Toughen up, Steven.
- You're right.
I'm soft.
- If I weren't so modest, I'd whip out my sweet six-pack and show you what a real man looks like.
Yeah, I'm not gonna say thanks.
That's it! We all need a workout.
Let's do it.
Let's work out together.
You could beat up Lars, and you don't have to starve to death if Sadie divorces you.
- We're not married.
- And I know just the guy to help us out.
Wow, this looks great.
- Wha what? - Hey, dad.
Hey, Steven.
You like it? It's the best I could do on such short notice.
- No kidding.
- Well, I might join you kids, show you how it's done.
I've been slacking on my workout routine for a few weeks months years.
- Decades.
- Sure.
The more the meatier! Oh! We'll need sweatbands.
Hey, Pearl.
Come to check out some buff studs? No.
- Steven, what on Earth are you up to? - We're starting a gym.
I'ma get supa-strong! Like Sugilite! - You know, maybe this isn't a good idea.
- What? I want to be strong - so I can be useful to the team.
- There are different - ways of being strong.
- But I want to be strong in the real way.
- Come on, Pearl.
Let's get beefy! - I'd rather not.
Steven.
Why do you have to look up to her? aside from in a literal sense don't you know that a power that big comes with a bigger expense? and can't you see that she's out of control and overzealous I'm telling you for your own good and not because I'm I could show you how to be strong in the real way and I know that we can be strong in the real way and I want to inspire you I want to be your rock and when I talk, it lights a fire in you Who's ready to get buff?! I don't want to see your gut! I want to see your guts! I can show you how to be strong in the real way and I know that we can be strong in the real way and I want to inspire you I want to be your rock # and when I talk, it lights a fire in you # I want to inspire you I want to be your rock and when I talk, it lights a fire in you Hey, Steven, maybe, um, - you could work out a bit, too.
- Huh? I've been.
We've been working out.
You've just been singing some dumb song.
- But you're doing a great job pumping us up.
- Thanks, but I need to get strong, too.
I'm switching to four-wheel drive.
Steven, come on! We're ready to get started.
We can't work out without your mad coaching skills! Be there in a sec! So sore from getting ripped.
I don't understand.
Amethyst and Garnet still aren't back yet.
I tried to warp back to check on them, but the warp pad is down.
- What's that out in the water? - Are you seeing this, too? - Wha - Wha What the hey is that? - I'm bored! - It's Sugilite! - Y-You're back! - You left me behind.
We just thought you didn't need any help.
Now, why don't you separate, and we can all - sit down and relax? - No! - Pearl! - Listen to me.
You've been fused for too long.
You're losing yourselves.
I am myself, and I'm sick of being split up! So you better get used to me, baby, and get this - junk off my beach! - Why is she wrecking dad's gym? - Why is she attacking you? - Steven, get out of here.
I can't move.
- What? You want to fight? - You'll thank me later! - Come on, kid! - Dad, no! Pearl! You think you're something? You ain't nothing! My muscles.
Steven! I'm sorry, Steven Garnet, Amethyst.
I wasn't strong enough to protect you.
- I'm not strong enough to do anything.
- Come on, Pearl! Don't give up! - I know you can take her down! - I can't.
Yes, you can! Come on.
You always know what to do! You've got to show her what you showed me that you're strong, Pearl strong in the real way! - What?! You want some more?! - Anytime! You're no match for me! Not even close! - Go! - Get back here! Nice try.
Is that all you got? You think that's enough to beat ugh! - Amethyst! Garnet! Are you okay? - Yeah.
Sugilite just overworked our bodies.
It's a little painful.
And I've got a monster headache.
- Oh.
Whoops.
- Pearl, you did it! Thanks.
You make a good coach.
Pearl we should have listened.
You were right.
- Yeah.
I was right.
- Go, Pearl! Come on! I feel great! Who's up for a mission? How long is she going to keep this up? We deserve it.
Take it like a gem.
- Uh, what the heck just happened? - Drop and give me 20!
This was once a communication hub for gem kind.
But lately, it's begun transmitting bursts - of electromagnetic interference.
- What's that mean? - It's hurting television.
- No! I'll save you, television! Sorry, but we need a Steven at least this strong for this job.
It's all the me I could be! Amethyst, we could be here all day taking out each of these pillars individually.
Ugh, I hate it when you're right.
You get this look on your face.
- Yeah, that's the one.
- What we need is a - well-thought-out plan.
- No.
What we need is Sugilite.
- Amethyst, fuse with me.
- What?! Yeah! Let's mash it up! - Bigger! Badder! Better! - Hold your horses! Are you guys going to become a gem fusion? Wait! Garnet, think about this.
You and Amethyst can be a little unstable when your personalities combine.
We need to be careful.
Fuse with me instead.
We don't need to be careful.
We just need to be huge.
- Oh, yeah! Let's wreck this joint! What what Pearl, come on.
I want to see.
I forgot how great it feels to be me.
- That's Sugilite? - You got it, baby.
- Hey, Steven, want to see something cool? - Yeah! - You like that, little man? - Are you gonna smash - stuff with your wrecking-ball thingy? - That's the plan.
- Where should I start? - Do that one! - Steven, I think we should go.
- No way! This is awesome! Watch it! Steven! You're just too much! Maybe you're just too little! - Steven, we're going.
- What?! I'm fine! What about Sugilite? - She can find her own way home.
- Aw.
- 'Sup? - Whoa, Steven! - What happened to you? - Oh, just a little battle damage - from our last mission.
- Really? - Like what? - I got hit by a rock! It must not have been a very big rock.
Well, there's internal bleeding.
My hurt is on the inside! - Oh, okay.
- Toughen up, Steven.
- You're right.
I'm soft.
- If I weren't so modest, I'd whip out my sweet six-pack and show you what a real man looks like.
Yeah, I'm not gonna say thanks.
That's it! We all need a workout.
Let's do it.
Let's work out together.
You could beat up Lars, and you don't have to starve to death if Sadie divorces you.
- We're not married.
- And I know just the guy to help us out.
Wow, this looks great.
- Wha what? - Hey, dad.
Hey, Steven.
You like it? It's the best I could do on such short notice.
- No kidding.
- Well, I might join you kids, show you how it's done.
I've been slacking on my workout routine for a few weeks months years.
- Decades.
- Sure.
The more the meatier! Oh! We'll need sweatbands.
Hey, Pearl.
Come to check out some buff studs? No.
- Steven, what on Earth are you up to? - We're starting a gym.
I'ma get supa-strong! Like Sugilite! - You know, maybe this isn't a good idea.
- What? I want to be strong - so I can be useful to the team.
- There are different - ways of being strong.
- But I want to be strong in the real way.
- Come on, Pearl.
Let's get beefy! - I'd rather not.
Steven.
Why do you have to look up to her? aside from in a literal sense don't you know that a power that big comes with a bigger expense? and can't you see that she's out of control and overzealous I'm telling you for your own good and not because I'm I could show you how to be strong in the real way and I know that we can be strong in the real way and I want to inspire you I want to be your rock and when I talk, it lights a fire in you Who's ready to get buff?! I don't want to see your gut! I want to see your guts! I can show you how to be strong in the real way and I know that we can be strong in the real way and I want to inspire you I want to be your rock # and when I talk, it lights a fire in you # I want to inspire you I want to be your rock and when I talk, it lights a fire in you Hey, Steven, maybe, um, - you could work out a bit, too.
- Huh? I've been.
We've been working out.
You've just been singing some dumb song.
- But you're doing a great job pumping us up.
- Thanks, but I need to get strong, too.
I'm switching to four-wheel drive.
Steven, come on! We're ready to get started.
We can't work out without your mad coaching skills! Be there in a sec! So sore from getting ripped.
I don't understand.
Amethyst and Garnet still aren't back yet.
I tried to warp back to check on them, but the warp pad is down.
- What's that out in the water? - Are you seeing this, too? - Wha - Wha What the hey is that? - I'm bored! - It's Sugilite! - Y-You're back! - You left me behind.
We just thought you didn't need any help.
Now, why don't you separate, and we can all - sit down and relax? - No! - Pearl! - Listen to me.
You've been fused for too long.
You're losing yourselves.
I am myself, and I'm sick of being split up! So you better get used to me, baby, and get this - junk off my beach! - Why is she wrecking dad's gym? - Why is she attacking you? - Steven, get out of here.
I can't move.
- What? You want to fight? - You'll thank me later! - Come on, kid! - Dad, no! Pearl! You think you're something? You ain't nothing! My muscles.
Steven! I'm sorry, Steven Garnet, Amethyst.
I wasn't strong enough to protect you.
- I'm not strong enough to do anything.
- Come on, Pearl! Don't give up! - I know you can take her down! - I can't.
Yes, you can! Come on.
You always know what to do! You've got to show her what you showed me that you're strong, Pearl strong in the real way! - What?! You want some more?! - Anytime! You're no match for me! Not even close! - Go! - Get back here! Nice try.
Is that all you got? You think that's enough to beat ugh! - Amethyst! Garnet! Are you okay? - Yeah.
Sugilite just overworked our bodies.
It's a little painful.
And I've got a monster headache.
- Oh.
Whoops.
- Pearl, you did it! Thanks.
You make a good coach.
Pearl we should have listened.
You were right.
- Yeah.
I was right.
- Go, Pearl! Come on! I feel great! Who's up for a mission? How long is she going to keep this up? We deserve it.
Take it like a gem.
- Uh, what the heck just happened? - Drop and give me 20!