Steven Universe (2013) s01e36 Episode Script
Warp Tour
All: # We are the Crystal Gems # we'll always save the day Steven: # and if you think we can't # All: # we'll always find a way # - # that's why the people # - # of this world # - Garnet: # believe in # - # Garnet # - # Amethyst # - # and Pearl # And Steven! 1x36 - "Warp Tour" Pearl: I can't believe that went so well.
Amethyst: That was kind of great when you hit it with your spear and it went like Bing boing Pkwww! Pearl: And the way you were circling around it almost looked like strategy.
[chuckles.]
Well, you know, I can do that stuff, too.
Steven: Wait up! [breathing heavily.]
Sorry I couldn't help much.
I think the flowers are making me ah-ahh Ah-choo! [sniffles.]
- Sorry, Garnet.
- Garnet: I'll live.
Pearl: Oh, Steven, you're supposed to sneeze into - your antecubital fossa.
- Steven: My what? Pearl: Your This thing.
Steven: [gasping.]
Ah-ahh - Amethyst: Do it at Pearl! - Pearl: Steven, your fossa! - Steven: Ah-choo! - Pearl: Oh! Steven: Waah! Wha? [breathing heavily.]
Whoa.
[electricity crackles.]
Huh? Waah! Pearl: Careful! It's dangerous to stick your - head out of the stream! - Garnet: There's not much air, - and it's very cold.
- Steven: You guys, I saw - something out there! - Pearl: What? - Steven: Something warping! - Pearl: Steven, that's not possible.
Is your vision blurry from the pollen? Steven: I can see Perfectly Pearl.
- I know there's something out there! - Garnet: There's nothing out there, Steven.
There hasn't been anything else for a long, long time.
[sighs.]
Ugh! Uh [refrigerator door opens.]
Aaah! Amethyst! [munching.]
Hey, Steven! Want some macaroni cheese? [munching continues.]
[sighs.]
W-Wait! I can't sleep.
Amethyst: Why? Are you scared of that thing you saw warping right into the house and attacking you in your sleep? - Steven: No.
- Amethyst: Oh! Good! Good.
Nighty night! Don't let the warp monster bite! [raspberries.]
[chuckles.]
[muffled laughing.]
Steven: [sighs.]
Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight.
[bird screeching.]
Pearl: Steven - we've got a surprise for you.
- Steven: Aah! Aghh! - Pearl: Gah! - Steven: Oh, Pearl.
Garnet: Now you're not getting any cookies.
Amethyst: Cookies?! I'll take 'em! [whistles.]
[munching.]
- Garnet: Slow down, Amethyst.
- Steven: I'm sorry, Pearl.
I just I guess I didn't Garnet: Didn't sleep.
[yawns.]
- Maybe.
- Pearl: Oh, Steven! This isn't about the thing you think you saw outside the warp stream yesterday, is it? [clang!.]
[both gasp.]
Steven: But it was real! Something was warping somewhere in the warp! Pearl: Listen.
Nothing on Earth can use the warps but us.
Do you understand? Steven, nod in agreement if you understand.
- Nod in agreement - Garnet: I'm confident Pearl is right.
But if it'll make you feel better, we can just go check.
- Nothing unusual.
- Steven: Ah-ahh - Ahh-choo! - Garnet: Bless you.
Pearl: Nothing here, either.
And the geode is holding nicely.
Amethyst: Whoa! Now that's something! Heh.
Steven Jr.
's been busy.
[laughing.]
- This makes you a grandpa! - Garnet: Congratulations.
Steven: Hey! We're getting off task here! Pearl: We've looked all over! - There's nothing out here to find! - Steven: But you're wrong.
- Pearl: Excuse me? - Steven: I I mean Pearl: Nothing on Earth can use these warps but us! Steven: Well, what if it came from space? Pearl: I don't appreciate your tone.
These are the warps that once connected us to other planets.
If something tried to come from space, it would be through here.
But wait! This warp pad is broken, marked inactive by the very depressed cartoon breakfast sticker - you placed here yourself! - Amethyst: Look, Pearl's right, like usual.
- Ugh! You get used to it.
- Garnet: We're safe.
Steven: Well I guess so.
Amethyst: Oh, man! Finally! That took all day.
Garnet: It was important to make Steven feel secure.
Pearl: Yes, Steven feels much better now.
Steven: I'm a little tired of you guys telling me how I feel! I know I saw something outside the stream! Pearl: And I know you didn't! You don't tell me - what I already know! - Why is it so hard to just "listen to Steven?" Amethyst: Uh, this is new.
I kind of like it.
Pearl: Steven, you just don't know what you're talking about.
Steven: It sounds like maybe you don't know what - I'm talking about! - Pearl: Ugh! Garnet: Okay, Steven, that's enough.
Let it go.
Amethyst: Hey, dude.
You still on about that thing in the stream? Uh, what you eating? - Steven: Macaroni and nothing.
- Amethyst: Ugh.
Whatever.
We can hang out again when you stop being such a sad sack.
[door closes.]
Steven: Ugh! Why am I doing this? Fine.
I give up! Steven was wrong and everyone else was right! Nothing's going to come through that warp pad! [high-pitched whine.]
[gasps.]
[laughing.]
You were the thing in the warp stream! You did come from space.
[gasps.]
You're trying to get to the warp pad, aren't you? Amethyst, come back! Oof! I knew it! I did see something! Guys! I was right! Waah! Guys! Come on! Check this out! Ow! Unh! Aah! Sorry! Huh? Oh, no, you don't! Garnet! Amethyst! Pe-e-e-arl! Where are you going?! Huh? Y-you're coming from all over? Ow! Hey! Stop it! Whoa! Unh! Huh? [grunting.]
I won't let you Unh! [panting.]
[shuddered breathing.]
[sighs.]
I was right.
[chuckles weakly.]
And now I'm gonna die a tired, frozen little sad sack.
[warp stream activates.]
Huh? [gasps.]
Garnet: Take deep breaths.
So, this is what you saw.
- Steven: I don't care about that! - Garnet: I do.
I should've listened to you.
You're a Crystal Gem, too.
Pearl: Steven, are you okay?! Amethyst heard the warp pad activating, and Garnet said you were floating outside the stream and Uh what is that? - Steven: You don't know? - Amethyst: Whoa.
- That thing's far out.
- Steven: It's some kind of space robot.
There were tons of them! And it looked like they were all going to the same place.
Amethyst: Huh? Pearl: What are they doing to the homeworld warp? Amethyst: There's a million of them! - They fixed it? - Steven: What does that mean? Pearl: [gasps.]
I don't know.
[warp stream activates.]
[all gasp.]
Garnet: [grunts.]
Huah! - Hmm - Pearl: Who is that? Garnet: No idea.
Log date: 312.
This is Peridot, performing - Earth hub maintenance check.
- Steven: Peridot.
Her name is Peridot.
[muffled speaking.]
Warp repair a success.
All 79 flask robonoids deployed and accounted for.
Preparing to locate and manually reactivate kinderga [gasps.]
Steven: Aww.
The little ones are like her babies.
[creaking.]
[gasps.]
Now to access the domestic warp.
Huh? Huh.
This site may have been compromised.
[beeping.]
Pearl: They're coming back.
I can't do this! - Not again! - Amethyst: We're dead! - We are so dead! - Steven: Was that another gem? Where did she come from? What was she trying to do? - Huh? - Garnet: It doesn't matter.
- Steven: Whoa.
- Amethyst: Oh.
Garnet: [grunting.]
She's not coming back.
Amethyst: That was kind of great when you hit it with your spear and it went like Bing boing Pkwww! Pearl: And the way you were circling around it almost looked like strategy.
[chuckles.]
Well, you know, I can do that stuff, too.
Steven: Wait up! [breathing heavily.]
Sorry I couldn't help much.
I think the flowers are making me ah-ahh Ah-choo! [sniffles.]
- Sorry, Garnet.
- Garnet: I'll live.
Pearl: Oh, Steven, you're supposed to sneeze into - your antecubital fossa.
- Steven: My what? Pearl: Your This thing.
Steven: [gasping.]
Ah-ahh - Amethyst: Do it at Pearl! - Pearl: Steven, your fossa! - Steven: Ah-choo! - Pearl: Oh! Steven: Waah! Wha? [breathing heavily.]
Whoa.
[electricity crackles.]
Huh? Waah! Pearl: Careful! It's dangerous to stick your - head out of the stream! - Garnet: There's not much air, - and it's very cold.
- Steven: You guys, I saw - something out there! - Pearl: What? - Steven: Something warping! - Pearl: Steven, that's not possible.
Is your vision blurry from the pollen? Steven: I can see Perfectly Pearl.
- I know there's something out there! - Garnet: There's nothing out there, Steven.
There hasn't been anything else for a long, long time.
[sighs.]
Ugh! Uh [refrigerator door opens.]
Aaah! Amethyst! [munching.]
Hey, Steven! Want some macaroni cheese? [munching continues.]
[sighs.]
W-Wait! I can't sleep.
Amethyst: Why? Are you scared of that thing you saw warping right into the house and attacking you in your sleep? - Steven: No.
- Amethyst: Oh! Good! Good.
Nighty night! Don't let the warp monster bite! [raspberries.]
[chuckles.]
[muffled laughing.]
Steven: [sighs.]
Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight.
[bird screeching.]
Pearl: Steven - we've got a surprise for you.
- Steven: Aah! Aghh! - Pearl: Gah! - Steven: Oh, Pearl.
Garnet: Now you're not getting any cookies.
Amethyst: Cookies?! I'll take 'em! [whistles.]
[munching.]
- Garnet: Slow down, Amethyst.
- Steven: I'm sorry, Pearl.
I just I guess I didn't Garnet: Didn't sleep.
[yawns.]
- Maybe.
- Pearl: Oh, Steven! This isn't about the thing you think you saw outside the warp stream yesterday, is it? [clang!.]
[both gasp.]
Steven: But it was real! Something was warping somewhere in the warp! Pearl: Listen.
Nothing on Earth can use the warps but us.
Do you understand? Steven, nod in agreement if you understand.
- Nod in agreement - Garnet: I'm confident Pearl is right.
But if it'll make you feel better, we can just go check.
- Nothing unusual.
- Steven: Ah-ahh - Ahh-choo! - Garnet: Bless you.
Pearl: Nothing here, either.
And the geode is holding nicely.
Amethyst: Whoa! Now that's something! Heh.
Steven Jr.
's been busy.
[laughing.]
- This makes you a grandpa! - Garnet: Congratulations.
Steven: Hey! We're getting off task here! Pearl: We've looked all over! - There's nothing out here to find! - Steven: But you're wrong.
- Pearl: Excuse me? - Steven: I I mean Pearl: Nothing on Earth can use these warps but us! Steven: Well, what if it came from space? Pearl: I don't appreciate your tone.
These are the warps that once connected us to other planets.
If something tried to come from space, it would be through here.
But wait! This warp pad is broken, marked inactive by the very depressed cartoon breakfast sticker - you placed here yourself! - Amethyst: Look, Pearl's right, like usual.
- Ugh! You get used to it.
- Garnet: We're safe.
Steven: Well I guess so.
Amethyst: Oh, man! Finally! That took all day.
Garnet: It was important to make Steven feel secure.
Pearl: Yes, Steven feels much better now.
Steven: I'm a little tired of you guys telling me how I feel! I know I saw something outside the stream! Pearl: And I know you didn't! You don't tell me - what I already know! - Why is it so hard to just "listen to Steven?" Amethyst: Uh, this is new.
I kind of like it.
Pearl: Steven, you just don't know what you're talking about.
Steven: It sounds like maybe you don't know what - I'm talking about! - Pearl: Ugh! Garnet: Okay, Steven, that's enough.
Let it go.
Amethyst: Hey, dude.
You still on about that thing in the stream? Uh, what you eating? - Steven: Macaroni and nothing.
- Amethyst: Ugh.
Whatever.
We can hang out again when you stop being such a sad sack.
[door closes.]
Steven: Ugh! Why am I doing this? Fine.
I give up! Steven was wrong and everyone else was right! Nothing's going to come through that warp pad! [high-pitched whine.]
[gasps.]
[laughing.]
You were the thing in the warp stream! You did come from space.
[gasps.]
You're trying to get to the warp pad, aren't you? Amethyst, come back! Oof! I knew it! I did see something! Guys! I was right! Waah! Guys! Come on! Check this out! Ow! Unh! Aah! Sorry! Huh? Oh, no, you don't! Garnet! Amethyst! Pe-e-e-arl! Where are you going?! Huh? Y-you're coming from all over? Ow! Hey! Stop it! Whoa! Unh! Huh? [grunting.]
I won't let you Unh! [panting.]
[shuddered breathing.]
[sighs.]
I was right.
[chuckles weakly.]
And now I'm gonna die a tired, frozen little sad sack.
[warp stream activates.]
Huh? [gasps.]
Garnet: Take deep breaths.
So, this is what you saw.
- Steven: I don't care about that! - Garnet: I do.
I should've listened to you.
You're a Crystal Gem, too.
Pearl: Steven, are you okay?! Amethyst heard the warp pad activating, and Garnet said you were floating outside the stream and Uh what is that? - Steven: You don't know? - Amethyst: Whoa.
- That thing's far out.
- Steven: It's some kind of space robot.
There were tons of them! And it looked like they were all going to the same place.
Amethyst: Huh? Pearl: What are they doing to the homeworld warp? Amethyst: There's a million of them! - They fixed it? - Steven: What does that mean? Pearl: [gasps.]
I don't know.
[warp stream activates.]
[all gasp.]
Garnet: [grunts.]
Huah! - Hmm - Pearl: Who is that? Garnet: No idea.
Log date: 312.
This is Peridot, performing - Earth hub maintenance check.
- Steven: Peridot.
Her name is Peridot.
[muffled speaking.]
Warp repair a success.
All 79 flask robonoids deployed and accounted for.
Preparing to locate and manually reactivate kinderga [gasps.]
Steven: Aww.
The little ones are like her babies.
[creaking.]
[gasps.]
Now to access the domestic warp.
Huh? Huh.
This site may have been compromised.
[beeping.]
Pearl: They're coming back.
I can't do this! - Not again! - Amethyst: We're dead! - We are so dead! - Steven: Was that another gem? Where did she come from? What was she trying to do? - Huh? - Garnet: It doesn't matter.
- Steven: Whoa.
- Amethyst: Oh.
Garnet: [grunting.]
She's not coming back.