Tangled: The Series (2017) s03e08 Episode Script

Day of the Animals

1 (theme song playing) I got the wind in my hair and a fire within 'Cause there's something beginning I got a mystery to solve and excitement to spare That beautiful breeze blowing through I'm ready to follow it who knows where And I'll get there, I swear With the wind in my hair (cawing) (Pascal squeaking) (grumbling) Oop! Careful you two.
We don't want to break this stuff before we get to Neserdnia.
That's right, 'cause once me and Catalina return this last sack of stolen loot, we will have officially put our thieving days behind us! I can't wait to get my hands on a copper-plated alembic from the Neserdnian market! Do you have any idea how many poly-alchemical substration tests I'll be able to run? Anyone wanna switch seats with me? Hmm.
We're happy to have you along, Varian.
Plus, I'm hoping once Max and Ruddiger spend some time together, they can finally become friends.
(whinnies) (chitters) (squeaking) (snorting) (neighing) (neighs angrily) (all shouting) Whoa! What happened? CATALINA: What is this? I don't remember stealing it.
Oh.
Whatever it is it's beautiful.
ANGRY: And I bet it's pretty valuable.
Uh, gang, hi, hello, speaking of valuables we might wanna stow the loot.
We're coming up on Deadman's Curve.
Yeah, it's a hotbed of highway robbery.
(owl hooting) Relax, V.
Real thieves don't waste their time on here.
It's mostly for hacks and knuckleheads.
Hand over the goods! Or in this case, both.
ALL: Hi, Dwayne.
Ah, nuts.
Hello, princess.
Dwayne, what did we talk about last time you were caught trying to steal? Don't do it.
I promise.
I'll never steal again.
In fact, I'm gonna look for an honest job right now.
Nice running into you.
Enjoy your trip! (grumbles) - (Max neighs) - (all yell) Guys, cut it out! (chitters) Ruddiger, get down here! (bawk) Come on, you guys! (all yelling) Enough! Maybe it's time for you all to just shake hands and get along.
I mean, shake hoof and tail or beak and paw is that what raccoons have? Paws? I can never remember if it's paws or feet.
Oh well.
Just shake what you've got and get on with it.
- (chittering) - (squawking) ALL: Whoa! (all grunting) (squeaking happily) (neighs) (Hamuel caws) Okay.
Either we've somehow been magically shrunk down and imprisoned inside the shell pendant - Or? - Or Yeah, sorry.
I was hoping I'd think of something more positive sounding by the time I finished that thought but I've got nothing.
It's okay! It's okay! We'll find a way out of here.
We have been in much worse situations.
Definitely not weirder, but worse.
What have I ever done to deserve this? Di-didn't you steal from, you know, dozens of people? - Oh, right.
We're doomed.
- (Varian groans) Chin up, guys! I bet Max and the others are already on their way to get help.
RAPUNZEL: I'm sure we will be free in no time.
(squawk) (squeaking comically) (cawing) Say, princess, do you think I can catch a lift back into (laughing) Ah.
(chuckles deviously) (neighing) (squeaking) (neighs) (squeaks) (squeakily screams) (neighs) (squeaks) (chitters angrily) (chuckling) Swiped it right from under their noses.
Stupid animals.
Serves 'em right.
- I hate animals.
- (squawks) Not birds though.
I love birds.
Especially giant, scary birds.
(squawks loudly) (groans) Well, what can you see? Um it looks like we're moving.
Where is Max taking us? Ugh.
Max isn't the one carrying us.
CATALINA: Dwayne is.
RAPUNZEL: Hey, Catalina.
Do you think you could push that jewel out of its setting? Oh, yeah.
Good idea.
Good If you can, you might be able to squeeze through that opening.
I'll give it a try.
(groaning) It's in there pretty good.
(whinnies) (both panting) (neighs) (cawing) (squeaks angrily) (whickers) (squeaks forcefully) (whickers) (groaning) Almost got it! Great job Catalina! Can you fit? I'll try.
(screaming) (gasps) Guys, look! Wow.
This It appears to be some sort of ancient chirography.
Yeah! Mionotion perhaps? No, no Maybe early Saporian? Uh, you're looking at it upside down.
Oh, right.
- Of course.
- (clears throat) "You are now prisoner of the shell.
"To escape its curse, you must return it "to the briny deep of the sea, or remain inside of it evermore.
" Uh How can we return the shell to the sea when we're stuck inside of it? I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
We're doomed! Hey, don't forget.
Doom upside down is whoop! And while you think about that, think about this: Our friends are still out there.
Max is the best tracker in Corona! And he's probably on Dwayne's tail as we speak.
And Pascal is really, really smart.
Plus Ruddiger can be surprisingly resourceful.
Anybody wanna say anything nice about that bird? (whistling) (squeaking angrily) (neighing) Who's the guy who stole from the princess It's Dwayne, yeah, it's Dwayne Ugh! No trap doors, no secret passages, not even a hidden compartment.
(scoffs) What kind of enchanted talisman is this? Looks like we're gonna be here for the rest of our lives.
I call this couch! Hey! Maybe it won't be that bad after all Ew.
Hi, roomie! My name's Scully.
I got a bone to pick with you.
- Let me try.
- Why? You wanna tickle everybody's funny bone? - Scully, shhh! Do you hear that? - DWAYNE: It's Dwayne Who's gonna sell the necklace for a fortune Dwayne is, that's me I say D-W-A-N-uh I mean D-W-A-Y-N-E (sighs) Oh, brother.
Guys, don't you get it? If we can hear him, he can hear us.
We just need to make our voices louder.
- Hello! - (gasps) Is someone there? ANGRY: Listen, you bone-headed weasel! - RAPUNZEL: Angry, give it back.
- Who's angry? Give what back? RAPUNZEL: We're not going to get him to bring us to the sea by insulting him.
Wait Insult who? VARIAN (whispering): You know, something tells me he's not going to do it - if we ask him nicely either.
- RAPUNZEL: You're right.
(ghostly voice) Dwayne! This is your subconscious Huh? Sub-what now? RAPUNZEL: Your subconscious.
You know, your innermost self? That little voice in your head? - Oh, I don't understand.
- RAPUNZEL: Just listen! You need to drop the pendant into the sea.
Well, why? This thing is worth a fortune! It is.
Uh But it's a a magic pendant.
If you throw it into the sea, it will grow uh, 10 times as big and be worth so much more.
Uh I don't know.
Might be time for some reverse psychology.
I don't think forward psychology would work on this dimwit.
RAPUNZEL: You're right, Dwayne.
Don't do it.
Let the lucky crook you sell it to do it.
That way he can get rich.
Why, that backstabbing jerk! No one double-crosses Dwayne! RAPUNZEL: That's it, Dwayne.
You're almost there.
(gasps) (grumbling determinedly) (whinnies) (waves crashing) Oh! He's actually doing it.
- (neighs frantically) - (cawing) - Be careful, Pascal! - DWAYNE: Pascal? My name's Dwayne.
(Pascal chirps) I'm beginning to think you're not my my sub-sub (stammering) That thing you said.
(yelps) (chittering) (whinnies) (neighs) (whinnying) (branches rustling) (crashing) (Dwayne laughing deviously) That's right.
No dumb animal is ever going to catch Dwayne (Dwayne yells) Wow.
Did not see that coming.
(snorts) (all angrily chattering) (cawing) (whickers sadly) (chitters sadly) (thunder crashes) (bawk) (water sloshing) Don't eat me! I'm probably all gristle.
(peeping) (gagging) What? You want me to eat that? Uhh Thanks but I'm not really a worm guy.
Looks like we can officially count the animals out of our rescue plan.
Guys, I have been in a lot of situations like this.
Well, not like this.
I mean, how often does a person get stuck inside a trinket? But the important thing is we can never give up hope on our friends.
Max is a top-notch guard.
He just needs to learn that a great leader has to listen as well as give orders.
(whickers) In other words, he has to learn how to play well with others.
They all do.
Each one of those guys has something special about them.
Pascal may be small but he's mighty.
And also adorable.
- (Rapunzel chuckles) - (Max neighs) (neighing happily) - (squeaking) - (neighing) RAPUNZEL: And Ruddiger is cunning, and loyal.
- (distant neighing) - (squeaks inquisitively) (chitters happily) (neighs) (squeaking) If they could just come together, they would be unstoppable.
I couldn't help but notice you forgot to mention the bird.
Oh! I didn't forget.
But Princess, even if those guys got their acts together, how would they find us all the way up here? You're right.
Did you say your finger was normal sized when it was outside the shell? (sniffing) (whickers angrily) Great idea, Princess! Nothing like a little alchemical pizazz to get their attention.
(explosion) - (fireworks cracking) - (neighs excitedly) (whinnies) (squeaks) (chitters) (heavy thudding) (both squeaking happily) It's Ruddiger and Pascal! - VARIAN: Hey! - RAPUNZEL: Yes! (laughs) Oh, thank goodness! You gotta help me burglar cat! (squawking loudly) VARIAN: No! Ruddiger! - (squawks) - (questioning squawk) (cawing) (squawks angrily) VARIAN: Oh, we're doomed.
(Pascal squeaking) Varian, wait! Wait, wait! This is part of their plan.
Ha ha! (gasps) Dwayne.
(peeping) (frightened squeaking) (angrily squawks) Nice shot, Rapunzel! I gotta admit that was pretty close.
(distant squawking) (worried whinnying) (angry squawking) (neighs loudly) (cawing) (squawks sadly) (neighs happily) You did it! Woo-hoo! I knew this trip was gonna be good for you guys.
(whickering) (chittering) (squawks) CATALINA: Well, it looks like it was a happy ending for everyone.
Right, Scully? "You can say that again.
" (chuckles) By the way anyone see what happened to Dwayne? So, you gonna finish that worm? (chicks peeping) Oh-oh, oh-oh Now I got my eyes open and wide My heart burnin' like fire Feels like I'm so alive I'm never going back Whatever I want now, I'm gonna chase Who I am I can't contain it I'm not gonna hold it in 'Cause there's more of me to give Oh yeah, there's more of me to give
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