Teen Titans Go! (2013) s03e06 Episode Script

I'm the Sauce

"I'm The Sauce" [OPENING THEME PLAYING.]
- Ah.
Ooh.
- Hmm.
Um-hmm.
Humph.
Wow.
Mmm-hmm.
Oh, yeah, that's really interesting.
Oh.
[CRYING.]
Stop hopping on Pop! [TRUMPETING.]
[GASPS.]
What is going on here?! - Uh, we're just reading.
- Reading? Not on this beautiful day! You're all going outside! Now! May we first finish the chapters? No need! I can tell you how all your books end.
Like this! [SCREAMING.]
Ow! Why? [ALL SHRIEKING.]
[GRUNTING.]
[BEEPING.]
[EXPLODING.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
What a beautiful day! And you guys wanted to waste it reading.
[SCREAMING.]
Titans, it's raining! Everyone, to the tower, now! [BEEPING.]
[EXPLODING.]
[ALL GRUNT.]
[ROBIN YELLING.]
[PANTING.]
That was close.
Since it's raining, we're going to go back to reading.
Why?! What is this obsession with reading? I'm really worried about Pop.
They hopped on him pretty hard, dude.
Can't you see it is raining? That means, we have to do rainy day activities.
Those silly boring games you'd never do, unless - you were trapped inside? - Those aren't any fun.
No, no, no, no, no.
We don't do them for fun.
We do them, because they are our solemn duty.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
This is where someone is supposed to ask, - "Why?" - We're good.
Come on! Just ask, "Why?" For me? [CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY.]
Why? - Not interested, bro.
- It's good! I promise! - I said ask me why! - [SHOUTING.]
Why? [SHOUTING.]
Why Oh, I am so glad you asked, Beast Boy.
It all starts with rain.
Now, does anyone know where rain comes from? - Ooh, ooh.
- Uh, yes, Raven.
Well, when water vapor rises, air expands and cools off.
The vapor slows and attaches itself to tiny particles in the air.
This process continues and the droplets become large enough to be affected by gravity.
Thus, making it rain.
[MOCKING.]
That is ludicrous.
Where'd you learn that? A book? You see, rain is actually just the tears of all the clouds in the sky.
When they get sad, they cry.
[CRYING.]
Which causes it to rain on earth.
Once they start crying [WHISTLING.]
the only way to cheer them up is by staying inside and doing rainy day activities.
[ALL CHEERING.]
- [GASPS.]
The clouds are sad? - Why didn't you tell us, bro? - We have to cheer them up! - Whatever it takes.
[CHUCKLING.]
Now, that's the spirit.
This is how we get a rainy day started, y'all! [MUSIC PLAYING.]
Throw your hands up! Uh-huh! Ooh, ooh, that's right! Uh-huh! You ready? [HOOTING.]
Here it comes! [ROBIN READING.]
Ooh, ooh.
Let's get cooking.
Into the pot I go.
Say what? Into the pot I go.
Whoo-whoo! It's getting hot.
I am getting hot.
[IMITATES SIZZLING.]
Yikes! I'm all floppy, I'm all floppy! Ooh, ooh.
Ah, that's tender.
That's how you do the spaghetti dance, yo.
Come on, guys! Join in! Friends, I am locked in the cringe position.
I'd love to cheer up the clouds, but not - at the expense of our dignity.
- Fine! Leave! I just don't know how I'm going to drink all this chocolate milk by myself.
- [GASPS.]
You have the brown milk? - Oh, this? The milk monitor brought this from the cafeteria to fuel our rainy day activities.
Oh, did you want some? - Yes! - Yes, please! [SLURPING.]
- Ah.
- Mmm "Mmm", is right.
Now, let's go cheer up those clouds! [EXPLODING.]
[ALARM RINGING.]
[GIGGLING.]
[BURPING.]
I am loving these rainy day activities, y'all.
But, it appears that the clouds are still crying.
Then, they are sadder than I thought.
[BEEPING.]
[ROBIN GASPS.]
I've only seen this kind of cumulus despair once before.
It wasn't pretty.
We have no choice.
Y'all ready for this? [VOCALIZING.]
Whoo! Spaghetti dance! Everyone into the pot! Ugh! I will never do the spaghetti dance.
Never! - [YELLING.]
Never! - Okay.
I get it.
You're not ready for the spaghetti dance.
There is only one other option, but it's dangerous.
Heads Up-Seven Up! [ALL GASPING.]
That is madness.
The madness! - Robin, you are asking the impossible.
- It's too risky, bro.
Even if we wanted to, and that is a big if, we don't have enough people.
Just let me worry about that.
Attention, criminal filth.
Though we may be adversaries on the battle field, today we have a common cause.
We need to cheer up those clouds.
And I propose a game of Heads Up-Seven Up.
[CROWD SCREAMING AND MUMBLING.]
Okay.
Everyone knows the rules of Heads Up-Seven Up.
We start with seven tappers.
Everyone else puts their heads down and raises a thumb.
The tappers pick one person each.
If selected, lower your thumb.
When all the tappers are done, everyone raises their head and tries to guess who picked them.
Choose correctly, you win.
If not, death! I need to know if you're in.
[COUGHING.]
Maybe this will change your mind.
[ALL CHEERING.]
I need seven tappers, and a whole lot of thumbs.
Let's do it.
[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING.]
Wonderful, friends! The rain has ceased.
[ALL CHEERING.]
This might sound weird, but I kind of miss the rain.
I don't think it's the rain you miss, bro.
- It's the activities.
- Hey, anyone want to make a log cabin out of popsicle sticks? I shall make the table volcano to demonstrate the science.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't do that! Rainy day activities aren't supposed to be fun.
They're sacred and only to be used to cheer up sad clouds.
He's right.
If only the clouds were not filled with the happiness.
[GASPING.]
Hey, cloud.
Are you a gas or a liquid? Make up your mind.
BOTH: Oh! What you doing? Don't upset that cloud! You look like some cotton candy, and not the good, pink kind.
[GASPS.]
Ooh, the snaps.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING.]
[LAUGHING.]
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
Another rainy day, baby.
[SHOUTING.]
[THUNDER RUMBLING.]
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING.]
[EXPLODING.]
Hailstorm! [GROWLING.]
We can't fight it! Of course, we can't.
It's a cloud.
Titans, there is only one rainy day activity powerful enough to soothe this raging thunder head.
Oh, no.
Y'all ready for this? [VOCALIZING.]
Whoo! Spaghetti dance! Come on, everyone.
Wiggle with me.
One noodle will never be enough.
It's the only way! [GROANS.]
Ha! [BABBLING.]
I am a piece of pasta! Look upon me! I, too, am the noodle.
Yeah, you are.
Now, get wiggly with me.
And, I am the sauce.
It's working.
Just a little more.
- Cyborg? - No, thank you.
We can't do it without you, bro! I just don't think I can live with myself.
[THUNDER BREAKING.]
If we don't make it out, I want you all to know, this is the finest bowl of spaghetti ever served.
What's spaghetti without a meatball! [ALL CHEERING.]
Wiggle it like a noodle! [BABBLING.]
Wiggle it like a noodle! [GASPS.]
[LAUGHING.]
[CHOKES.]
The cloud has retreated to his happy place.
Well done, Titans.
Like true heroes, you put your dignity aside for the greater good.
Yeah! That's how a noodle do!