Teen Titans Go! (2013) s03e40 Episode Script

TTG vs. PPG

1 "TTG vs.
PPG" [OPENING THEME PLAYING] NARRATOR: The secret lab of that most sinister of simians, Mojo Jojo, up to no good, no doubt.
[EVIL LAUGHTER] The city of Townsville will drop to its knees when I, Mojo Jojo, unleash my army of cybernetically enhanced battle monkeys.
They will cower and I, Mojo Jojo, will laugh.
[LAUGHS] And they, the people, not the monkeys, will very much dislike what I, Mojo Jojo, am doing.
And I, Mojo Jojo, will not care.
Not so fast, Mojo! The Powerpuff Girls! Who are always thwarting my ingenious plans.
But not today! Okay, you have thwarted my ingenious plan.
- But you will never catch me! - Oh, yeah? - Give it up, Mojo! - Okay.
But first, enjoy this Powerpuff Girl repellant! [COUGHING] Now, you must excuse me while I, Mojo Jojo, carry out my cybernetically enhanced battle monkey plan in another dimension I, Mojo Jojo, have discovered where superheroes do not care about stopping villains! Mojo out! [ZAPPING] BUBBLES: So, we're just gonna wait for this poisonous fog to clear - and then go after him, right? - BLOSSOM: Right! NARRATOR: A world where superheroes do not battle villains? What kind of awful place could that be? [MUSIC] Hey, bro.
Wanna hear me beef the alphabet? [LAUGHS] That sounds like a super fun and disgusting way to learn my letters.
[FARTING] A, B, C, D BOTH: Magic Monkey! Hmm.
Big-shouldered robot man.
Green boy wearing tights.
- You must be superheroes.
- [GASPS] He talks? Check out that hat, bro! I love him so much! But will you still love me when I, Mojo Jojo, create an army of cybernetically enhanced battle monkeys? You're making a monkey army? So cool! Can we'se get in on that? You truly are superheroes who do not fight villains.
And you want to help me? Uh, spend the day with a talking monkey making a monkey army? BOTH: Yeah! [BOTH CHANTING] Monkey army! Monkey army! Monkey army! NARRATOR: Oh, no, Cyborg and Beast Boy ensnared in the evil clutches of Mojo Jojo! Who said that? NARRATOR: Wait, you heard me? - I hear you loud and clear, voice! - Ah.
Hearing voices again? Is it the angry one, Robin? [WHIRRING] [GASPING] NARRATOR: Thank heavens! The Powerpuff Girls! Who are the odd floating color-coordinated children? The Powerpuff Girls! That's right.
How did you know? The voice! That voice.
We've come from another dimension looking for a dangerous villain, Mojo Jojo! We have to do something.
Your parents must be worried sick.
- Whaaat? - Aw, don't be scared.
We'll keep an eye on you until your mommy and daddy come pick you up.
We don't need babysitters, we need to stop Mojo Jojo! [IN A BABY VOICE] And I need to do the pinchies upon your little cheeks.
[SLAPS] Hey! We are superheroes, not babies! Got it? I'm Buttercup and that's Bubbles and Blossom.
Well, I'm Chico, and that's Chewie and Chubby! - What's wrong with these guys? - Raven, don't joke like that.
Their underdeveloped baby brains can't process your humor.
[LOUDLY] I'm Robin! [SLOWLY] Robin! That's Raven and Starfire and Wait, w-where are Cyborg and Beast Boy? [ALARM RINGING] [MUSIC PLAYING] That's my jam! - Should we have told the others where we are? - Nah, don't sweat it, bro.
I left a note saying we were helping the monkeys.
Look, they left a note.
It says, "Help! Monkey!" [GASPS] They are in the danger! [GROANS] That's what we're trying to tell you! And you've come here for our help because you're tiny, helpless babies.
[SLAPS] ALL: No! - We're superheroes! - [CHUCKLES] That's right, you are.
You can be anything you want when you grow up.
You guys aren't very good at your jobs, are you? That sounds like a challenge.
How did that sound like a challenge? The babies wish to determine which superhero team is superior! Let's be clear.
This is not a competition.
You want a competition? You've got one! The Powerpuff Girls versus the Teen Titans! [GROANING] Let the games begin! Titans, go! - NARRATOR: And so, the Titans and the Powerp - Hey! It's you again! NARRATOR: Robin, as the only one who could hear him, addressed the narrator.
[GASPS] A narrator! I've always wanted a narrator! Say what I'm doing right now.
NARRATOR: Robin lifts his leg! [GIGGLING] Now, describe my dramatic exit from this room.
NARRATOR: And so, with grim determination in his eye, Robin dramatically exited the room as the others looked on with concern for his well-being.
[MUSIC] Monkey army monkey monkey army Monkey army monkey monkey army Monk, monk, monkey monk, monk, monkey [VOCALIZING] # It's an army # There are monkeys and it's an army Monkey army monkey monkey army Monkey army monkey monkey army [YAWNS] Aw, Magic Monkey can't keep up with us, yo.
So tired.
But must finish evil plan.
Don't worry, we'll finish your monkey army.
Yeah.
We're your mojo brobros.
[YAWNS] So nice to have such loyal brobros.
[SNORING] [MUTTERING] Evil, evil, evil.
- Aw, he's all tuckered out.
- I love you, Magic Monkey.
[KISSES] All right, we have one lead.
This note.
It's the key to tracking Beast Boy and Cyborg.
Which one of you kids wants to go toe to toe - with the master investigator? - I will! But this is not a competition! You got that right.
You're going down.
I will analyze this note for a clue.
[LICKING] A-ha! A microscopic hair particle.
All I have to do is extract a DNA sample, then cross-reference the data with all known organic life forms and Give me that! Hmm.
They're at the zoo.
[WHISPERING] Mojo's guards.
[GRUNTING] Leave it to me! I'll kill them with kindness! I will murder them with the kindness.
Oh, yeah? I'll punch their teeth out with kindness.
Then I will tie them to a chair in the basement with the kindness! Yeah? I'll shatter their bones with kindness.
- Then let us commence.
After you.
- After you.
- No, no.
After the you.
- After you! I insist! After the you! BOTH: You! You! You! [YELLS] I said after the you! [SCREAMS] [MUSIC] I'll handle these defenses.
[BLASTING] [GRUNTING] Are you not going to participate? I just remembered, I don't care.
[GRUNTING] [EXPLOSION] Yeah! Whoo! - We just won your dumb competition.
- It wasn't a competition.
- How very immature.
- What do you expect? They're babies.
[MOJO JOJO LAUGHING] Now it is time to unveil my army of cybernetically enhanced battle monkeys! Monkey party monkey monkey party Monkey party monkey monkey party What? You said you were going to finish my monkey army! - We did! - It's an army of party monkeys! Mojo is not pleased! [ALARM BLARING] What now? The Powerpuff Girls! This time, I shall be ready! When the Powerpuff Girls enter my lair, I, Mojo Jojo, will unleash upon them my entire supply of Powerpuff Girl repellant! And destroy them once and for all! And you two shall be the bait for my trap! NARRATOR: Oh, no! A trap! And the good guys are headed straight for it! What? A trap? Hold on.
It's the voice again.
It's not telling you to do things, is it? No! That would be crazy! It tells me the things I do.
This doesn't worry you? Oh, that is just the Robin being the Robin.
The voice told me everything! Mojo knows we're coming.
But don't worry! I've got a plan.
[CRASH] Just a little closer.
That's it! [BLASTING] [EVIL LAUGHTER] Oh, yes! Yes! The Powerpuff Girls are no more! You are not the Powerpuff Girls.
- No, but we are.
- Surprise! - Ow.
- We did it! ALL: Yay! You girls might look like harmless, adorable babies, but you really are superheroes.
You're smart, strong and you're hearts are true.
That monkey didn't stand a chance.
Well, we couldn't have done it without you.
- [GASPS] She has admitted it! - I knew it.
Looks like the Teen Titans win after all! Boom! Wow.
Really? No wonder Mojo came here.
This place is the worst.
Magic Monkey.
I know we should be mad at you right now, but it is super cute when you talk.
NARRATOR: And so, once again, the day is saved! No thanks to the Teen Titans! Seriously, what is wrong with those guys? [MUSIC]