Teen Titans Go! (2013) s04e18 Episode Script

Easter Creeps

1 "Easter Creeps" [OPENING THEME PLAYING.]
[BIRDS CHIRPING.]
[MUSIC.]
[SQUEAKING.]
[BUZZING.]
[GIGGLES.]
Whoop-dee-doo! It's Easter! Hop, hop, hop I lay my little eggs Hop, hop, hop and then I hide my eggs Hop, hop, hop oh, won't you find my eggs Chomp, chomp, chomp yes, eat my little eggs Yummy yum, yummy yum yummy yum, yummy yum Ooh, I like to watch you eat my eggs Hop, hop, hop I lay my little eggs Hop, hop, hop and then I hide my eggs [DOG WHIMPERS.]
Hop, hop, hop oh, won't you find my eggs Chomp, chomp, chomp yes, eat my little eggs Yummy yum, yummy yum yummy yum, yummy yum Ooh, I like to watch you eat my eggs Hop, hop, hop I lay my little eggs Hop, hop, hop and then I hide my eggs Hop, hop, hop oh, won't you find my eggs Chomp, chomp, chomp yes, eat [GROANS.]
Santa? What do you want? You must be here for some of my delicious little eggs, right? Looks like my hunch was right! Santa is trying to take over the holiday again! It's up to us to save the Easter Bunny! Oh, do we have to? I'm tired of savin' holidays, man, especially this one.
Yeah, that bunny creeps us out.
Don't worry, Santa, plenty more where that came from.
[STRAINING.]
[DINGS.]
- Nasty! - Nasty or not.
It is our duty as superheroes to protect the innocent, regardless of how creepy they are! Titans, go! [MUSIC.]
[GRUNTS.]
ALL: Ahhh! [EXPLODING.]
We saved Easter! Oh, they all want Easter too? It's because the Easter Bunny is so pathetic.
[GROANS.]
Must we fight all of the Bunny's battles? [CRIES.]
If we don't, we risk losing the holiday as we know it.
[GOBBLING.]
Would that really be such a bad thing? [CHUCKLING.]
It would if something even worse took its place.
[GROANS.]
I don't understand why all those meanies want my little holiday.
It is because you are the creepy weakling, and therefore, the easy target.
Unless you stand up for yourself, Easter will always be in danger.
But I don't want to fight.
I just want to lay my little eggs.
[STRAINING.]
[PANTS.]
EASTER BUNNY: These are for you.
- Thank you.
- Ew! Thanks.
- Nice gesture, I think.
- Thank you very much.
Uh, didn't you used to hide those good chocolate eggs, like the ones from the store? These are more special because I make them myself.
Go ahead.
Eat them.
I, uh Man, I had a big breakfast, you know? Please.
I like to watch people eat my eggs.
[QUACKING.]
Mmm.
[RETCHING.]
Man, I liked Easter much more when I ain't know where these eggs come from.
[THUDS.]
[RETCHING.]
Well, it's like my dude, George Horace Lorimer said, "If there's anything worse than knowing too little, it's knowing too much.
" Now, as ages go, he's definitely top five, but [GASPS.]
Guys, you got to see this! - Look.
- It is the chocolates.
Yo! This ain't no booty eggs! They appear to be chocolate Easter eggs.
The Easter Bunny must have realized no one wants to eat his booty eggs.
I'm not sure these are from the Easter Bunny.
He seemed very intent on handing out those booty eggs.
Friend Robin, do not look upon the horse with the mouth gift.
[CHOMPING.]
Mmm.
Wow! This is really good.
Mmm.
Oh, wow.
This is the sweetest chocolate I ever had, yo! [GULPS.]
Mmm-mmm-mmm! Super sweet.
We can enjoy Easter again.
[ALL CHEERING.]
[WHIRRING.]
[MUSIC.]
[BURPS.]
[BURPS.]
[ALL MOANING.]
- Oh, so good.
- Yes.
But my teeth.
[GASPS.]
They cry out in agony! - Mine too.
- Ow! They hurt! [CRYING.]
Especially this one.
[SCREAMING.]
[ALL GASP.]
[TOOTH CLATTERS.]
Ugh, this overly sweet chocolate is causing our teeth to fall out! Oh, I see you have been enjoying my delectable chocolates, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
The Tooth Fairy! Great! As if one creep wasn't enough today.
I see it all so clearly now, chocolate that makes your teeth fall out.
The Tooth Fairy is planning to take over Easter! Very good, my little plum.
No one loses teeth eating the Easter Bunny's eggs anymore.
Very disgusting, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
So, I will deliver chocolates for the children to enjoy.
Your chocolates made our teeths fall out, yo! Yes, special chocolate.
My own recipe.
Extra sugar.
It is win-win! The people get their Easter chocolate, I get their teeth, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
- What about the Easter Bunny? - Oh, what a creep.
No one will miss him or his disgusting eggs.
That may be true, but we can't let you do this! Oh, what a shame, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
Shall we settle this with a tooth eating competition? We'll settle this with our fists! [SOFTLY.]
Have it our way, da-da-da-da-da.
[GROANS.]
Molars, incisors, canines! [ALL GROANING.]
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
Ra-ta-ta.
[ELEVATOR CHIMES.]
[LAUGHS.]
Argh! We have to stop the Tooth Fairy! Dude, we should just stay out of it for once.
- Maybe this is one holiday we can't save.
- It's too risky.
Remember, something even worse could replace it.
We must maintain the status quo.
But we cannot stand against the creep of the Tooth Fairy.
Then we need someone even creepier! Hop, hop, hop I lay my little eggs Hop, hop, hop and then I hide my eggs Hop, hop, hop oh, won't you find my eggs Chomp, chomp, chomp yes, eat my little eggs Yummy yum, yummy yum yummy yum, yummy yum [ALL SCREAMING.]
Ooh, I like to watch you eat my [GRUNTS.]
Happy Easter, everyone.
[STRAINING.]
[MOANS.]
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Ugh! Yo, Bunny dude.
The Tooth Fairy is about to take Easter.
- Are you gonna let her? - Mmm, I guess.
[ECHOING.]
No! No, you are not! You are going to fight to keep it! No, I don't wanna fight.
- I just wanna hop, hop, hop and - Lay your little eggs.
We know.
But with our help, you can learn to defend yourself.
Well, if you think so.
I'll try.
Let's see what we're starting with.
Give me your best shot! [WHIMPERING.]
[JANGLING.]
Ow! My wittle paw! This guy can't fight anything! Everyone say goodbye to Easter.
Wait! Maybe he doesn't need to be able to fight.
Maybe we just need to make him look like he can.
[QUACKING.]
[WHIMPERING.]
Happy Easter.
It is I, the Easter Fairy.
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
I give you chocolate you give me teeth I want to eat them so [MUNCHING.]
[CRUNCHING.]
Mmm.
Aged too perfection.
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
Tooth Fairy! This all-you-can-eat tooth buffet ends now! - You cannot stop me! - We are not going to.
[MUSIC.]
- Who is this respectable gentleman? - Happy Easter.
The Easter Bunny? It cannot be! You best step off my holiday.
Yes, of course.
Right away, sir.
We just might pull this off.
Oh, snaps.
Nobody's messing with that bunny, yo.
I would not wish to upset such an unconventional beauty.
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
I could say the same about you.
[GIGGLES.]
Uh, what's happening? No! Wanna go spread some Easter cheer, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta? [GIGGLES.]
Do I ever? BOTH: It's Easter time.
[ALL CHEERING.]
[MUSIC.]
[GIGGLES.]
Who wants an egg? [STRAINING.]
It's coming.
Whoo-hoo! It's a big one.
Chocolate for you teeth for me Chocolate for you teeth for me [STRAINING.]
You are beautiful when you eat teeth.
[GIGGLES.]
Yeah! You know how to make a girl feel special, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
Tooth Fairy [STRAINING.]
will you share this holiday with me? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! [R & B MUSIC PLAYING.]
[BOTH MOANING.]
- Man, that is nasty! - Yeah I am unsure if we saved the holiday or not.
Uh, I'm pretty sure we made things worse, yo.
I think it's time we put an end to medaling in the affairs of holidays, Titans.
Agreed.
[GIGGLES.]
Gee, fellas, I can't thank you enough.
The Tooth Fairy, she's love of my life.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
We are so happy together.
- We decided to start a family.
- Meet Junior.
Happy Easter, everyone.
[GURGLING.]
ALL: Ew! Ugh! [MURMURING INDISTINCTLY.]
That just ain't right! [RETCHING.]