Teen Titans Go! (2013) s04e36 Episode Script
TV Knight 2
1 "TV Knight 2" [OPENING THEME PLAYING.]
[HEROIC MUSIC.]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC.]
[BATS CHATTERING.]
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC.]
[WHISTLES.]
[CLUCKING.]
[GASPS.]
[BOTH LAUGHING.]
[BOTH LAUGHING.]
[BOTH LAUGHING.]
[EXPLOSION.]
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING.]
Hello, the people, and welcome back to the show.
So, let me get this straight, you're telling me if I eat one of these emotion cookies I'll feel the same emotion that's on the cookie? That is absolutely the correct! Allow me to demonstrate.
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC.]
I will take this tears of joy emotion cookie, eat it, and experience the tears of joy.
[GASPS WITH DELIGHT.]
The delicious! [AUDIENCE CHEERING.]
What?! That was insane! - Mind if I try one? - Be the guest.
Oh, boy, let me see.
- Well, this one looks good.
- STARFIRE: Ooh, the super happy! The good choice.
[MUNCHING LOUDLY.]
Mmm, ooh! [UPBEAT MUSIC.]
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS.]
How do you feel? I feel really, really happy! This is amazing! Oh, man, I've got to try another one! CYBORG: Let's get a good one.
Oh, man.
I can't decide, I'm just going to eat them all! - Wait, you are not supposed to mix the cookies - Too late! It's crunch time, baby! [CHOMPS.]
[STOMACH GRUMBLES.]
Oh, no.
[GROANS.]
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
I hate you! I love you.
[SOBBING.]
I'm sorry! [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY.]
[SHOUTS.]
[YELLS AND SCREAMS.]
[CHEERFUL MUSIC.]
[LAUGHS.]
Nice baby music.
[RECORD SCRATCHES.]
[MUSIC STOPS.]
Oh, snap, these fools think we're soft.
[RAP MUSIC.]
Hey, Beat Box, I think it's time we go hard.
- CHORUS: # Hard! # - # Just like an algebra test # - # Hard # - # Just like a silverback's chest # - # Hard # - # Just like a dungeon quest # - # Hard # - # Just like a really wack house guest # Boom! How's that? Is that hard enough? Oh, you think we should go harder, huh? - # Hard # - # Just like a whole face tattoo # - # Hard # - # Just like a master of jiu-jitsu # - # Hard # - # Just like catching the stomach flu # - # Hard # - I'm hard.
Yes, we're harder than you Man, that was redonculously hard.
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC.]
[LAUGHING.]
[LAUGHING.]
[PILLOWS THUDDING.]
[DOORKNOB RATTLING.]
[SNORING.]
[PILLOWS THUDDING.]
[SNORING.]
[PILLOWS THUDDING.]
[SNORING.]
[EXASPERATED GROAN.]
[PLAYING KEYTAR.]
[POP MUSIC.]
We ain't got to keep this on the low Don't do it fast we can take it slow Show you things that you ain't seen before Before you go you ought to know I won't be catching villains Oh, she got me catching villains CHORUS: # Oh, no, no # I can't be catching villains Oh, she got me catching villains CHORUS: # Oh, no, no # Pull up, pull up, pull up Now we cruisin' in the ranch She just couldn't wait to get out [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS.]
She texting all of her friends Like look at the whip that we in We cooling for the weekend Dropping the top and then we out We do this every season Sun shades on a sunny day Doing 80 and we're switching lanes Just keep it cool and chilling with the bae Don't call my phone not hearing what you say Oh, what you say We ain't got to keep this on the low Don't do it fast we can take it slow Show you things that you ain't seen before Before you go you ought to know I won't be catching villains CHORUS: # Oh, no, no # Well, she got me catching villains CHORUS: # Oh, no, no # [BEAST BOY SCREAMS.]
[DOLPHIN CLICKS.]
[CAT CALL WHISTLES.]
Straight bugging I be bugging I be bugging on the beat Got a lot of hotter rhymes that they're loving in the street I spit fire like I downed 55 habaneros Skills for days more like months Making pay or dineros Getting crazy getting freaky On the beat you don't believe me I'm amazing I'm a tiki torch that's beating Getting flaming bugging is what I do When I'm paid in full for entertainment Ya'll be loving what I do I act a fool and get my payment So watch me ride a beat like I'm at a rodeo Bucking bronco going gonzo but he can't throw me, though I'm nice and sweet like ice cream I like when people like me If you spite me you might see a side that's really feisty Making stacks and taking racks I'm racking up the dolo The Federal Reserve has to print me even mo' mo' It ain't about the money it's just about the funny I love to bug out on the beat and get hoss on my honey Straight buggin' [WHIMSICAL MUSIC.]
[CELL PHONE BEEPS.]
[BEEPS.]
[BOTH LAUGHING.]
[SHUSHING.]
[DOORKNOB RATTLING.]
[DOORKNOB CREAKING.]
[GASPS.]
[RAPID SNORING.]
[DOOR CLOSES.]
[WHISTLES.]
[ALL LAUGHING.]
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
ANNOUNCER: Robin and Robin is taped in front of a live studio audience.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING.]
All right, one last check.
Come on, handsome, let's do this thing! Oh, I can't go out looking like this.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS.]
I look like a buffoon! She's never going to go out with me now! It's hopeless.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Or maybe it isn't.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING.]
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
You know I'll always have your back, buddy.
And there's one thing I can teach you.
- Oh, what's that? - Confidence, bro.
"Confidence, bro?" Confidence, bro! Look at this suit.
This isn't you.
You want to get to this girl's heart, you got to be you! Even with my tuna fish breath? That's why we're taking her for sushi! And even with my freakish baby hands? Those hands are non-threatening.
[BABY GIGGLES.]
Plus, they're adorable! Oh, what about the fact that I have a miniature version of myself growing out of my eye socket? Look, Big R, being true to yourself is the only way to live your life.
People call them imperfections, but the truth is they make us who we are.
AUDIENCE: Aw! I I still don't know if I'm ready.
That's why I'm coming with you.
Okay.
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
Go get 'em, tiger! Hi! [BABY GIGGLING.]
[GIRL SCREAMS.]
Okay, next time go with the tuxedo.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING.]
[BOTH LAUGHING.]
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC.]
Shh! [LAUGHING.]
[ALL LAUGHING.]
[ALFRED CLEARS THROAT.]
[BEEPS.]
[SPOTLIGHT BUZZING.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
[PARTY HORNS SOUNDING.]
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC.]
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
[LAUGHING.]
Ugh, the baby rain cloud is ruining our cotton candy crops.
If this rain keeps up, we're going to lose our entire season's worth.
If only there were somebody here to help us.
[MUSIC STOPS.]
- Yes! - Raven, thank goodness you're here.
This baby rain cloud is flooding our cotton candy field.
Please, you've got to help make him stop! [BABY RAIN CLOUD LAUGHING.]
I've got this.
Um, excuse me.
Excuse me.
Hello? Hey, big guy, over here! - Oh, pardon me, I couldn't stop laughing.
- Yeah, I can see that.
Well, it's kind of raining a lot over here.
- So if you could just - I'm just a happy little rain cloud.
Yeah, great.
You're making a mess.
Stop! Well, that's not a very nice thing to say.
And you forgot to say "please".
Look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
Hi, my name is Raven.
What's yours? Christopher.
Christopher the rain cloud.
Cool.
Now, could you please stop raining over our cotton candy field?! But I'm a rain cloud and this is what I do.
What's the matter? You don't like the rain? No, look! The rain is making the crops soggy.
Oh, jeepers, I can fix that.
Let me just get some of this out of my belly.
Here, try it.
[MUNCHES.]
Hmm.
This is the best cotton candy I've ever had! [MUNCHING.]
[SQUEALS HAPPILY.]
BOTH: It's delicious! Oh, so glad! Now let me go fix the rest.
ALL: Whaaat! - BOTH: Yay! - Yes! Whoo! - ALL: Christopher! - [GIGGLES.]
Sorry! [WHIMSICAL MUSIC.]
[THUNDER CRACKS.]
[UMBRELLA UNFURLS.]
[PENGUIN AND JOKER LAUGHING.]
[HEROIC MUSIC.]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC.]
[BATS CHATTERING.]
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC.]
[WHISTLES.]
[CLUCKING.]
[GASPS.]
[BOTH LAUGHING.]
[BOTH LAUGHING.]
[BOTH LAUGHING.]
[EXPLOSION.]
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING.]
Hello, the people, and welcome back to the show.
So, let me get this straight, you're telling me if I eat one of these emotion cookies I'll feel the same emotion that's on the cookie? That is absolutely the correct! Allow me to demonstrate.
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC.]
I will take this tears of joy emotion cookie, eat it, and experience the tears of joy.
[GASPS WITH DELIGHT.]
The delicious! [AUDIENCE CHEERING.]
What?! That was insane! - Mind if I try one? - Be the guest.
Oh, boy, let me see.
- Well, this one looks good.
- STARFIRE: Ooh, the super happy! The good choice.
[MUNCHING LOUDLY.]
Mmm, ooh! [UPBEAT MUSIC.]
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS.]
How do you feel? I feel really, really happy! This is amazing! Oh, man, I've got to try another one! CYBORG: Let's get a good one.
Oh, man.
I can't decide, I'm just going to eat them all! - Wait, you are not supposed to mix the cookies - Too late! It's crunch time, baby! [CHOMPS.]
[STOMACH GRUMBLES.]
Oh, no.
[GROANS.]
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
I hate you! I love you.
[SOBBING.]
I'm sorry! [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY.]
[SHOUTS.]
[YELLS AND SCREAMS.]
[CHEERFUL MUSIC.]
[LAUGHS.]
Nice baby music.
[RECORD SCRATCHES.]
[MUSIC STOPS.]
Oh, snap, these fools think we're soft.
[RAP MUSIC.]
Hey, Beat Box, I think it's time we go hard.
- CHORUS: # Hard! # - # Just like an algebra test # - # Hard # - # Just like a silverback's chest # - # Hard # - # Just like a dungeon quest # - # Hard # - # Just like a really wack house guest # Boom! How's that? Is that hard enough? Oh, you think we should go harder, huh? - # Hard # - # Just like a whole face tattoo # - # Hard # - # Just like a master of jiu-jitsu # - # Hard # - # Just like catching the stomach flu # - # Hard # - I'm hard.
Yes, we're harder than you Man, that was redonculously hard.
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC.]
[LAUGHING.]
[LAUGHING.]
[PILLOWS THUDDING.]
[DOORKNOB RATTLING.]
[SNORING.]
[PILLOWS THUDDING.]
[SNORING.]
[PILLOWS THUDDING.]
[SNORING.]
[EXASPERATED GROAN.]
[PLAYING KEYTAR.]
[POP MUSIC.]
We ain't got to keep this on the low Don't do it fast we can take it slow Show you things that you ain't seen before Before you go you ought to know I won't be catching villains Oh, she got me catching villains CHORUS: # Oh, no, no # I can't be catching villains Oh, she got me catching villains CHORUS: # Oh, no, no # Pull up, pull up, pull up Now we cruisin' in the ranch She just couldn't wait to get out [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS.]
She texting all of her friends Like look at the whip that we in We cooling for the weekend Dropping the top and then we out We do this every season Sun shades on a sunny day Doing 80 and we're switching lanes Just keep it cool and chilling with the bae Don't call my phone not hearing what you say Oh, what you say We ain't got to keep this on the low Don't do it fast we can take it slow Show you things that you ain't seen before Before you go you ought to know I won't be catching villains CHORUS: # Oh, no, no # Well, she got me catching villains CHORUS: # Oh, no, no # [BEAST BOY SCREAMS.]
[DOLPHIN CLICKS.]
[CAT CALL WHISTLES.]
Straight bugging I be bugging I be bugging on the beat Got a lot of hotter rhymes that they're loving in the street I spit fire like I downed 55 habaneros Skills for days more like months Making pay or dineros Getting crazy getting freaky On the beat you don't believe me I'm amazing I'm a tiki torch that's beating Getting flaming bugging is what I do When I'm paid in full for entertainment Ya'll be loving what I do I act a fool and get my payment So watch me ride a beat like I'm at a rodeo Bucking bronco going gonzo but he can't throw me, though I'm nice and sweet like ice cream I like when people like me If you spite me you might see a side that's really feisty Making stacks and taking racks I'm racking up the dolo The Federal Reserve has to print me even mo' mo' It ain't about the money it's just about the funny I love to bug out on the beat and get hoss on my honey Straight buggin' [WHIMSICAL MUSIC.]
[CELL PHONE BEEPS.]
[BEEPS.]
[BOTH LAUGHING.]
[SHUSHING.]
[DOORKNOB RATTLING.]
[DOORKNOB CREAKING.]
[GASPS.]
[RAPID SNORING.]
[DOOR CLOSES.]
[WHISTLES.]
[ALL LAUGHING.]
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
ANNOUNCER: Robin and Robin is taped in front of a live studio audience.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING.]
All right, one last check.
Come on, handsome, let's do this thing! Oh, I can't go out looking like this.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS.]
I look like a buffoon! She's never going to go out with me now! It's hopeless.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Or maybe it isn't.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING.]
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
You know I'll always have your back, buddy.
And there's one thing I can teach you.
- Oh, what's that? - Confidence, bro.
"Confidence, bro?" Confidence, bro! Look at this suit.
This isn't you.
You want to get to this girl's heart, you got to be you! Even with my tuna fish breath? That's why we're taking her for sushi! And even with my freakish baby hands? Those hands are non-threatening.
[BABY GIGGLES.]
Plus, they're adorable! Oh, what about the fact that I have a miniature version of myself growing out of my eye socket? Look, Big R, being true to yourself is the only way to live your life.
People call them imperfections, but the truth is they make us who we are.
AUDIENCE: Aw! I I still don't know if I'm ready.
That's why I'm coming with you.
Okay.
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
Go get 'em, tiger! Hi! [BABY GIGGLING.]
[GIRL SCREAMS.]
Okay, next time go with the tuxedo.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING.]
[BOTH LAUGHING.]
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC.]
Shh! [LAUGHING.]
[ALL LAUGHING.]
[ALFRED CLEARS THROAT.]
[BEEPS.]
[SPOTLIGHT BUZZING.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
[PARTY HORNS SOUNDING.]
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC.]
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
[LAUGHING.]
Ugh, the baby rain cloud is ruining our cotton candy crops.
If this rain keeps up, we're going to lose our entire season's worth.
If only there were somebody here to help us.
[MUSIC STOPS.]
- Yes! - Raven, thank goodness you're here.
This baby rain cloud is flooding our cotton candy field.
Please, you've got to help make him stop! [BABY RAIN CLOUD LAUGHING.]
I've got this.
Um, excuse me.
Excuse me.
Hello? Hey, big guy, over here! - Oh, pardon me, I couldn't stop laughing.
- Yeah, I can see that.
Well, it's kind of raining a lot over here.
- So if you could just - I'm just a happy little rain cloud.
Yeah, great.
You're making a mess.
Stop! Well, that's not a very nice thing to say.
And you forgot to say "please".
Look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
Hi, my name is Raven.
What's yours? Christopher.
Christopher the rain cloud.
Cool.
Now, could you please stop raining over our cotton candy field?! But I'm a rain cloud and this is what I do.
What's the matter? You don't like the rain? No, look! The rain is making the crops soggy.
Oh, jeepers, I can fix that.
Let me just get some of this out of my belly.
Here, try it.
[MUNCHES.]
Hmm.
This is the best cotton candy I've ever had! [MUNCHING.]
[SQUEALS HAPPILY.]
BOTH: It's delicious! Oh, so glad! Now let me go fix the rest.
ALL: Whaaat! - BOTH: Yay! - Yes! Whoo! - ALL: Christopher! - [GIGGLES.]
Sorry! [WHIMSICAL MUSIC.]
[THUNDER CRACKS.]
[UMBRELLA UNFURLS.]
[PENGUIN AND JOKER LAUGHING.]