Teen Titans Go! (2013) s04e91 Episode Script
Top of the Titans: Best Love Songs
1 Robin: From Jump City, it's "Top of the Titans", the only countdown of the top songs from "Teen Titans Go!," - as determined by Birdarang.
- What up, yo! We're counting down the top Titans love songs.
But "love" doesn't mean just mushy, kissy stuff.
As if! Here's a tasty treat from Beast Boy.
You about to be taken out, fool! Baby, come to my house Ooh, hoo What's that smell in the air? Come on, now Come on to the kitchen Got something really, really special up in there Whoo Shrimps and prime rib Shows you how much I care Shrimps and prime rib I'll cook it medium rare For you, I'll cook it medium rare Medium rare, baby For you, I'll cook it 'cause I care Shrimps and prime rib That's right, baby.
You enjoy yourself with them shrimps and prime rib.
[Happy noise.]
Dang.
Beastie is totally taking that robot out.
Oh, snap! Here's two phat tracks from Cyborg about his main squeeze, Jinx.
I love your pink hair I love your evil glare You're bad for me, girl, but I just don't care But I just don't care Jinx, Jinx, Jinx Jinx [Sarcastic slow clapping.]
I thought you said you didn't love Jinx.
I don't! You were just singing about how much you love Jinx.
No, no.
That's just a song, man.
You are reading way too much into the lyrics.
Uh-huh.
I'm watching you, Cyborg.
I am watching Ugh.
Grrl, Ur So Uhmayzeen Grrl, Ur So Uhmayzeen Yeah Like a suit that's tailor-made Baby, I could wear you everyday All I want is you You I just thought I'd let you know I just thought I'd let you know All I want is you All I want is All I want is you All I want is All I want is you All I want is you All I want is you, you, you All I want is you, you, you [Both giggling.]
Okay, wrap it up, love birds.
Moving up three notches is my home skillet, Beast Boy, with his redonkulous song for Terra.
[plays guitar.]
You can't fade away The way I feel for you There ain't no words I can say What I'd do for you and every single day I make it through this game called "life" It's always filled with pain and strife Reality will cut you like a knife It ain't right But with you by my side, we will win this fight In the battle of dark and light Oh, take my hand, hold it tight When we dance, I feel all right By your side is where I'll be Endless love won't fade, you'll see When I walk, you walk with me, Terra Together let the light shine By your side is where I'll be Endless love won't fade, you'll see When I walk, you walk with me Together, let the light shine [Strums guitar.]
Yeah Starfire: Peace and love Peace and love Everybody gets the hug Peace and love Peace and love Everybody have the high fives, the cakes Peace and love Peace and love I want the cheese for breakfast All: We want the cheese for breakfast [wink.]
Everything can't be hip-hip-happity hap all the time.
Here's songs for when you need some fool to talk to the hand.
[mellow music.]
Pain All I know is pain Your not being here drives me insane All the joy I've known gone down the drain Pain All I know is pain Pain All I know is pain Tears keep falling harder than the rain Tied to hold on, but that was all in vain And I don't wanna live without ya Because there is no doubt that all I know is pain Yeah! Pain All I know is pain All I know is pain Lemon juice and a paper cut Pain! And I don't wanna live without ya Because there is no doubt that all I know is pain I'm goin' home to Jump City Yee-haw! I'm goin' home to my bae I'm on my way back to Jump City Yee-haw! I'm on my way back to my Rae I know I did you wrong Went ahead and shared your song It's somethin' I regret to this day I got me fame and money But I lost my sweet, sweet honey And that's a heavy price to pay If it ain't broke, don't fiddle with it Nope.
If it ain't doggone broke, don't fiddle with it If it ain't broke, don't fiddle with it Nope If it ain't doggone broke, don't fiddle with it No way! Yee-haw! Look at that, mama.
We did it together.
Are you serious? You're still in the dog house, buddy.
Everyone loves Wonder Woman.
She's all that and a bag of chips.
Trust.
Just like diamonds I believe in somewhere, someone Like all dreamers do [wink.]
Searchin' for a shining heart Like a light that shines in you Seems like butterflies, birds, and stars Just dance around your head I guess it's gonna be this love story That has a happy eeeend And just like diamonds Diamonds Eyes just like a shining jewel Eyes like a shining jewel And just like diamonds Diamonds Shining like diamonds do Like diamonds do And just like diamonds Diamonds Eyes just like a shining jewel Eyes just like a shining jewel And just like diamonds Diamonds Shining like diamonds do Shining like diamonds do Like they do Our number-one love song is the bomb diggety, homies! What are you doing? Get off the table.
I just want you to hear this song I wrote just for you, and only you.
It's all about my baby, yeah It's all about Rae And if I don't gots my baby All I do is go cray It's all about my baby, yeah It's all about Rae And if don't gots my baby, all I do is go cray Summertime, toes in the sand Carnival rides, baby, hand in hand Sharing pizza and a smoothie, too Yum, yum, yummy, baby, I love you Oh, no, you went to the loo Gone for five seconds, what's a beast to do? I'm feeling alone Can't keep it inside I just might hurl, and I don't know why Doctor, Doctor, help me, help me I just don't know what to do Focus, focus, blurry, blurry I can't see without my boo Things are swirling, spinning crazy I can't think without my baby I just might be going crazy I love you more than applesauce Than peaches and a plum Than chocolate hearts and cherry tarts And berry bubble gum I love you more than lemonade And seven-layer cake Than lollipops and candy drops and a vanilla shake And I know that you're the one And I know that we're just one And I know that you're the one And I know that we're just one Ahhh.
Beast Boy, you really put a lot of thought into this.
I puts all my thoughts in it for you, Rae.
Only you.
[Soft, romantic music plays.]
[Alarm sounds.]
[Cheering.]
- What up, yo! We're counting down the top Titans love songs.
But "love" doesn't mean just mushy, kissy stuff.
As if! Here's a tasty treat from Beast Boy.
You about to be taken out, fool! Baby, come to my house Ooh, hoo What's that smell in the air? Come on, now Come on to the kitchen Got something really, really special up in there Whoo Shrimps and prime rib Shows you how much I care Shrimps and prime rib I'll cook it medium rare For you, I'll cook it medium rare Medium rare, baby For you, I'll cook it 'cause I care Shrimps and prime rib That's right, baby.
You enjoy yourself with them shrimps and prime rib.
[Happy noise.]
Dang.
Beastie is totally taking that robot out.
Oh, snap! Here's two phat tracks from Cyborg about his main squeeze, Jinx.
I love your pink hair I love your evil glare You're bad for me, girl, but I just don't care But I just don't care Jinx, Jinx, Jinx Jinx [Sarcastic slow clapping.]
I thought you said you didn't love Jinx.
I don't! You were just singing about how much you love Jinx.
No, no.
That's just a song, man.
You are reading way too much into the lyrics.
Uh-huh.
I'm watching you, Cyborg.
I am watching Ugh.
Grrl, Ur So Uhmayzeen Grrl, Ur So Uhmayzeen Yeah Like a suit that's tailor-made Baby, I could wear you everyday All I want is you You I just thought I'd let you know I just thought I'd let you know All I want is you All I want is All I want is you All I want is All I want is you All I want is you All I want is you, you, you All I want is you, you, you [Both giggling.]
Okay, wrap it up, love birds.
Moving up three notches is my home skillet, Beast Boy, with his redonkulous song for Terra.
[plays guitar.]
You can't fade away The way I feel for you There ain't no words I can say What I'd do for you and every single day I make it through this game called "life" It's always filled with pain and strife Reality will cut you like a knife It ain't right But with you by my side, we will win this fight In the battle of dark and light Oh, take my hand, hold it tight When we dance, I feel all right By your side is where I'll be Endless love won't fade, you'll see When I walk, you walk with me, Terra Together let the light shine By your side is where I'll be Endless love won't fade, you'll see When I walk, you walk with me Together, let the light shine [Strums guitar.]
Yeah Starfire: Peace and love Peace and love Everybody gets the hug Peace and love Peace and love Everybody have the high fives, the cakes Peace and love Peace and love I want the cheese for breakfast All: We want the cheese for breakfast [wink.]
Everything can't be hip-hip-happity hap all the time.
Here's songs for when you need some fool to talk to the hand.
[mellow music.]
Pain All I know is pain Your not being here drives me insane All the joy I've known gone down the drain Pain All I know is pain Pain All I know is pain Tears keep falling harder than the rain Tied to hold on, but that was all in vain And I don't wanna live without ya Because there is no doubt that all I know is pain Yeah! Pain All I know is pain All I know is pain Lemon juice and a paper cut Pain! And I don't wanna live without ya Because there is no doubt that all I know is pain I'm goin' home to Jump City Yee-haw! I'm goin' home to my bae I'm on my way back to Jump City Yee-haw! I'm on my way back to my Rae I know I did you wrong Went ahead and shared your song It's somethin' I regret to this day I got me fame and money But I lost my sweet, sweet honey And that's a heavy price to pay If it ain't broke, don't fiddle with it Nope.
If it ain't doggone broke, don't fiddle with it If it ain't broke, don't fiddle with it Nope If it ain't doggone broke, don't fiddle with it No way! Yee-haw! Look at that, mama.
We did it together.
Are you serious? You're still in the dog house, buddy.
Everyone loves Wonder Woman.
She's all that and a bag of chips.
Trust.
Just like diamonds I believe in somewhere, someone Like all dreamers do [wink.]
Searchin' for a shining heart Like a light that shines in you Seems like butterflies, birds, and stars Just dance around your head I guess it's gonna be this love story That has a happy eeeend And just like diamonds Diamonds Eyes just like a shining jewel Eyes like a shining jewel And just like diamonds Diamonds Shining like diamonds do Like diamonds do And just like diamonds Diamonds Eyes just like a shining jewel Eyes just like a shining jewel And just like diamonds Diamonds Shining like diamonds do Shining like diamonds do Like they do Our number-one love song is the bomb diggety, homies! What are you doing? Get off the table.
I just want you to hear this song I wrote just for you, and only you.
It's all about my baby, yeah It's all about Rae And if I don't gots my baby All I do is go cray It's all about my baby, yeah It's all about Rae And if don't gots my baby, all I do is go cray Summertime, toes in the sand Carnival rides, baby, hand in hand Sharing pizza and a smoothie, too Yum, yum, yummy, baby, I love you Oh, no, you went to the loo Gone for five seconds, what's a beast to do? I'm feeling alone Can't keep it inside I just might hurl, and I don't know why Doctor, Doctor, help me, help me I just don't know what to do Focus, focus, blurry, blurry I can't see without my boo Things are swirling, spinning crazy I can't think without my baby I just might be going crazy I love you more than applesauce Than peaches and a plum Than chocolate hearts and cherry tarts And berry bubble gum I love you more than lemonade And seven-layer cake Than lollipops and candy drops and a vanilla shake And I know that you're the one And I know that we're just one And I know that you're the one And I know that we're just one Ahhh.
Beast Boy, you really put a lot of thought into this.
I puts all my thoughts in it for you, Rae.
Only you.
[Soft, romantic music plays.]
[Alarm sounds.]
[Cheering.]