Teen Titans Go! (2013) s05e13 Episode Script

Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Second Greatest Team Edition (Part 1)

1 [ANIMAL SOUNDS] Go! [TITLE MUSIC] T E E N T I T A N S Teen Titans let's go [scratching] T-TEEN, T-TEE-TEEN Teen Titans, go! Wassup, y'all, [MUSIC] I'm your host, Birdarang.
Last time on our show, one hero impressed the judges and became the newest member of the Justice League.
Dummy Robin! And now, he's joining our panel of judges.
Tonight, the greatest superhero team in the universe, will decide who deserves the title of Second Greatest Superhero in the Universe.
And the winners get an all-expense paid vacation to the Hall Of Justice! Word! How will we decide who's the second greatest? We're gonna have ourselves a song and dance part-ay! And it all starts right now.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] We gots all the hottest teens from the DC universe representin', yo! [PLAYING BAGPIPES] But the favorites in this contest are definitely The Teen Titans, y'all! Titans, get ready! Get ready! Go! We are going to absolutely destroy the competition.
[GROANS] It's actually sad that the other teams think they can compete with us.
Wah! [BLOWS NOSE] So, so sad.
I'm being sarcastic.
We's got a deep playlist full of songs and dances, and we's gonna pull 'em out, yo! And I have the new song and dance I wish to perform.
ALL: [HESITANTLY] Yeah We talked about this, remember, Star? Yes.
You said I was the secret weapon and I would be used as the last resort.
Uh, that's right, Star.
As a last resort.
[CLEARS THROAT] Because we don't want to unleash those moves on the world unless we have to.
[TRIBAL MUSIC] Ow, waka kaka kaka Chau cau cau Chau cau cau Chau cau cau Waka kaka, kaka kaka Kaka kaka chau Musically and rhythmically, she's the Ringo of the group.
[SLOW MUSIC] [CLICKING IN DISCOMFORT] BIRDARANG: So many heroes, so much talent, but these do-gooders are about to get the surprise of a lifetime when they see the final team enter the competition.
[HIP HOP INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] Waddup, waddup! H.
I.
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in the house! Criminal filth.
Titans, go! [ALL CLAMORING] BIRDARANG: Check yourselves before you wreck yourselves, homies.
They ain't here to beef, they're here to get down.
- You mean the H.
I.
V.
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is in the competition? - Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
But this is supposed to be for heroes only.
[GROANING] Peep the Rule Book and slow your roll, yo! There ain't nothin' here that says villains can't compete.
[ALL ARGUING INDISTINCTLY] We know that we're not exactly welcome here.
- But we're not up to anything bad.
- The H.
I.
V.
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may not be heroes, but when it comes to singin' and dancin', we got it goin' on.
[VOCALIZING] Yee-haw! We're here as performers.
- We came to win.
- Fair and square, baby.
The H.
I.
V.
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cannot be trusted! Them dirty villains are gonna cheat the first chance they get.
Watch! And you can tell them we said that.
The Titans said we're going to cheat? You should be more worried about them.
They're the cheaters.
[FAST-PACED MUSIC] [GULPING] [BUZZER SOUNDS] [AUDIENCE CHEERING] [BUZZER SOUNDING] [INDISTINCT NERVOUS CHATTER] [STARFIRE LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY] Them H.
I.
V.
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s is the only team in this competition that could beat us, yo! I can only imagine the fate of the world if they were somehow declared the second best team in the DC Universe.
You don't have to imagine.
I can show you.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos! [EXPLOSION] [STATIC HISSING] You mean if the H.
I.
V.
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wins [LOUDLY] Nothing will change at all? Life will go on exactly as it is now? The outcome of the contest will have no impact upon the future? I'm afraid so.
[ALL SCREAMING] Pull yourself together, Titans! There's absolutely nothing at stake! [SOBBING] We can't lose our cool! We need an opening number to put us on top.
Friends, perhaps it is time to use our secret weapon.
- The me.
- No.
We ain't that desperate yet, Ringo.
We're goin' with the solid gold hits.
That's right.
A classic dance known as Wait for it.
The Booty Scooty.
BIRDARANG: Comin' up, the Teen Titans will perform a dance they made famous.
But first, the H.
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V.
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is gonna do that same dance.
[CROWD CHEERING] - What? - They's doin' our dance? This is an outrage.
An outrage! - They're cheating.
- Peep the Rule Book, yo! I will not peep the Rule Book, yo! They can't do this! You got it twisted, yo.
They can and they are.
Chickety-check it.
[FAST-PACED HIP-HOP MUSIC] [YELLING] [SINGING] Scoot your booty that booty now do the booty scooty Scoot, scoot scoot that booty booty Scoot, scoot scoot that booty booty Scoot your booty that booty now do the booty scooty Scoot your booty that booty now do the booty scooty [YELLING] [CROWD CHEERING] [BUZZERS DINGING] Wassup! Super fresh moves by the H.
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Not sure I'd wanna bite their style and follow that dance, - with the same dance.
- We knew you would cheat.
What are you talking about? - That was our dance! - Really? What a funny coincidence.
It ain't funny nor was it coincidence.
It is clear evidence of some cheat-ery shenanigans! Yeah, we did their dance.
Someone should tell them they don't own The Booty Scooty.
I don't see their names on these booties.
Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo! Titans [DEEP BREATH] we must stay calm.
Let's not forget what's at stake if we lose this competition! [GROANS] It's of utmost importance that we win this meaningless contest.
- But how? - Are we at the last resort? Is it time for me to perform my sing and dance? I's checkin' my watch, Star.
[WATCH CUCKOOS] It ain't that time.
We need to come up with a dance to beat The Booty Scooty.
- Quick! - There is only one dance as tried, true and powerful as The Booty Scooty.
[INHALES SHARPLY] The Lift.
[MUSIC] Up next are the Teen Titans.
[APPLAUSE] [SNAPS FINGERS] [ROMANTIC MUSIC] AUDIENCE: Aw! [STRAINING] [ROBIN GROANING] [LEG SNAPS] [SCREAMS] [LEG SNAPS] [SCREAMS] [GASPING] [CROWD JEERING] [BUZZERS BEEP] [BUZZER DINGS] [ALL CHEER] [ALL CHEERING] - We're still in the competition.
- On a technicality.
[FANFARE PLAYS] And now, our only chance to stay in the competition rests with one person.
- [GASPS] The me? - Not you, Ringo.
Beast Boy! [GROWLING SOFTLY] Just remember, if we lose, our lives will not be affected at all! [ALL SCREAMING] - Oh, the humanity! - Chill.
Don't even worry about them H.
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V.
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s no mo'.
Them judges gonna flip when they find out I gots that Mummy Money! Up next, we got a slammin' hard track y'all mighta heard, [READING] Performed by - See-More from the H.
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V.
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- What? Y'all ever got so much money, you ain't know how to spend it? Check.
Oh, I bought a gold boat bought a gold star Bought a gold bat put them in the gold car Bought a gold fridge filled it with some gold food Bought a gold me I call him the Gold Dude I'm makin' that money that pyramid Mummy Money I'm makin' money that pyramid scheme money Makin' that money that pyramid Mummy Money I'm makin' money that pyramid scheme money Gonna stack my money brick by brick Check my gold fronts I go lick, lick, lick Need a new wallet 'cause my money don't fit Bought a gold bomb that go tick, tick, tick Makin' that money that pyramid Mummy Money [CHEERING] I'm makin' money that pyramid scheme money Makin' that money that pyramid Mummy Money I'm makin' money that pyramid scheme money [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] [BUZZERS DINGING] BIRDARANG: Oh, snap! What a performance! The H.
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is bringin' the heat tonight, y'all.
Ah! What am I gonna sing now? Beast Boy! Get out here and represent, homie.
Uh [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] [MAN COUGHING] Hi! [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] I'm a person.
Um, I wanted to sing, uh It's a song! Uh, that I know! It gots words.
Well, don't leave us hangin', dawg.
Start spittin' some lyrics.
Oh! [STAMMERING] Okay, okay, I gots it.
[BEAST BOY CLEARS THROAT] [SLOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] This song is a little somethin' my mom and dad used to sing me, and my mama and my friends and everybody who pretty much was around too.
And they sing it on the same day every year! [OFF-PITCH] Happy birthday to you! We're doomed.
Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear pal Of course it's his birthday it's today BIRDARANG: What a nail-biter, yo.
[ALL SHIVERING] A minute more until the floor! Could this be the end for the Titans? Will the H.
I.
V.
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be voted the second greatest team in the DC Universe? Will The Titans fail to remain exactly the same - regardless of the outcome? - Scooby-Doo on Channel 2.
Find out next time on Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star.
Second Greatest Team Edition.