That's So Raven (2003) s02e16 Episode Script

Skunk'd

1 Oh, hey, it's a note from Chels.
"Rae, can't go to the mall, "got to stick around school.
"I have to do some stuff.
" And yesterday she canceled 'cause she had to do some "things.
" This girl's got a lot going on that I don't know about.
And you can't stand it, can you? No, it's driving me crazy.
Hey, Eddie, I have an idea.
Maybe I should dress up like a janitor and follow her.
No, no, no, wait, I did that last week.
I know.
I'll be the lunch lady.
Okay, I'm going to need an apron, I'm going to need a hairnet.
Ooh, a mustache.
Rae, why don't you just ask Chels what's going on? Just ask her? It's like you don't know me at all.
Okay, Outdoor Club, I hope you're all excited for the big camping trip this weekend-- I know I am.
Now, since we will be sleeping on the ground, why don't we have Chelsea, our president, explain the ground rules.
Okay, you guys, I have a bunch of cool, fun stuff that you are going to love, okay? Some cool activities that we're going to do.
First we have a pinecone hunt.
And then we have a moonlight hike.
And then we have a bird calling contest.
I know, I know.
Okay, let me go over to the map so I can explain our campsite rules.
All right, first, we're going to How y'all doing? Yep, that's me.
Rae, I don't get it.
You know, you put on a fake mustache, snuck into my classroom, hung on a door, just to find out what I'm doing.
Rae, why didn't you just ask me? Oh, seriously, does anybody know me at all? Rae, Rae, listen, the reason I didn't tell you about the Outdoor Club is 'cause, you know, I just know you're not really into nature.
Nature? Yeah.
Isn't that that place with the dirt and the trees? You don't know what you're missing.
Camping is really fun.
You want to go camping.
Chels, girl, we can go camping at the mall.
Okay, Rae, I love shopping with you, I do, I really do, but you know, sometimes there's stuff to do like outside of the mall.
Like parking lot sales.
I got you, I'm hearing you.
Those are great.
Okay, Rae, listen.
You wanted to know what I'm doing and this is it.
And it would be really cool if my best friend did it with me.
Yeah, yay, that's the spirit! I'm so excited.
Yeah, me, too! I don't want to go camping.
I call this Los nachos gigante del Vitor! I don't care what you call it, but I smell hot cheese.
Bring it on, Daddy! Uh, Eddie, you got about two seconds to back up off my nachos.
I'm sorry, Mrs.
B.
I just eat when I'm depressed.
Eddie, let me tell you something about nacho cheese.
That's not your cheese! Hey, hey, hey.
Come on, guys.
Let's show a little compassion here.
I mean, Eddie obviously has something bothering him, and we should help him work it out.
As soon as he gives up them nachos.
I had my first paying gig rapping at the freshman dance tonight and they replaced me at the last minute.
I'm sorry to hear that, Eddie.
Now, you know, if I was you manager, stuff like this wouldn't happen.
What does a young tyke like you know about being a manager? I know if you have a contract, you'd be getting paid no matter what.
Corey, if you do that, it's a done dilly.
I'll start the paperwork.
Hold it.
This feels like our spot.
Señorita Rodriguez, your outdoor instincts are unbelievable.
Yes, I know.
Plus there is a sign-- "Reserved For Bayside.
" Well, I think it's a perfect spot.
You know, just us and nature.
Rae, isn't this the perfect spot? Hold on there tree huggers, I'm coming.
These boots are not made for walking.
Excuse me, coming through, please move it back, people, please.
Very delicate Hey, hey, hey.
What is that smell? Well, Rae, that would be fresh air.
That has got to go.
Excuse me.
Oh, see now, that is what I call fresh mountain pine.
Okay, Rae.
Rae, we have real mountain pines up here, you know? Rae, didn't you notice any of the natural beauty on your way up here? You know what, Chels, actually I did.
Oh, good.
There was this beautiful rock that looked like a little cell phone and on top of it, girl, was a little bird, and it was chirping like a little ringer.
Hello? Raven, you did not exactly travel light.
You know what? That reminds me.
Where can I plug this in? 'Cause it's kind of dark outside.
We're in the woods.
There's no electricity.
Well, that is a good thing I brought my portable generator.
Always handy.
So where do I set up tent? Rae, we are all sleeping under the stars tonight.
That's pretty funny, but, um, I'm sleeping inside.
Inside what? Tent In A Tube.
Everybody move it back, people! Stand clear, stand clear, everybody.
Hot tube, hot tube.
I just wonder how you get it back in the tube? Okay, cool.
All right, great.
Thanks.
Eddie, what are you doing tonight? Well, I'm going to eat my weight in liverwurst.
Well, step away from the sandwich, 'cause I just got you a gig.
Get out of here.
Forget the freshman dance, I got you rapping at the senior party.
Man, how did you hook that up? Don't worry your empty little head.
Rae, hurry up.
Come on, we're about to start.
Okay, here's how the pinecone hunt works.
Uh, excuse me, the taquitos are ready.
Party in the tizz-ent.
How could you make taquitos? I made them in the microwave.
What? You brought a microwave? Yeah.
People, this is ridiculous.
Thank you, Señorita Rodriguez.
The taquitos are getting cold.
What? No no, you guys.
Come on, please.
You guys? Oh you guys, hey, hey, look, look, look! I found one, I found one! I've got a pinecone, yes, I do I've got a pinecone, how about you? I've got Man.
Hey! I was getting it down.
Hey.
Chels, girl, you were right, camping is all of that.
Actually, Rae, I don't think what you're doing can be really technically be called camping.
What? Chels, me, hello? I'm in the forest.
Please.
Hey, I made you a smoothie.
And girl, if it makes you feel any better, here, look-- I'll stir it with a twig.
Rae, you don't get it, you're missing all the fun of camping.
No, Chels, actually, I think I brought the fun.
Look, you know what? I came on this camping trip for nature, okay? So, I'm going to go on that moonlight hike.
Okay, who's coming with me? You guys, who is coming? That is the spirit.
Conga! You guys! Hey Chels, just calm down and join the conga line, girl, just join it.
Forget it, Rae, I'm going to go on that hike alone.
All right, you conga killer.
Hey, party over here! Oh, that is a beautiful camp fire, Raven.
Thank you.
It's my favorite screen saver.
So, where is Chelsea? Oh, she went on the moonlight hike.
Without a buddy? Do not worry, okay? Chels knows the woods like I know the mall.
It's good.
Outdoor Club, grab your flashlights, we are going to look for Chelsea.
Oh, wait, me, too? No.
Oh Okay, you can come.
Okay.
No, maybe you should stay.
No, you can come.
No, maybe stay.
Okay, now, should I stay? I should stay, right? Yes, in case Chelsea comes back.
Plus, you are clueless out there.
Come on, people, let's move out.
Oh, okay, I'll wait here and hold the fort down.
Man, I hope Chels is okay.
Ow, my foot's stuck.
Oh, snap! Chelsea is stuck on cell phone rock.
Okay, I've got to save her.
I'm coming Chels! I'm coming.
Oh, no, I did not just break my heel.
You know, I'm going to stay and glue it here.
No, I should go and save her.
No, I should stay 'cause it's No, I should go.
Now she's got me doing it.
I'm coming, Chels, I'm coming.
Senior party, here I come! Are you ready to rip it? I'm ready to rip it.
Are you ready to rip it? I am ready to rip it.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Now get in there and tear it up, baby! Go ahead! What's up, senior citizens? Corey.
What? Oh, you thought I meant high school seniors? Please, the freshman didn't even want you.
What kind of manager are you? What makes you think all these old folks around here want a rapper? They didn't.
They wanted Ukulele Jake, but he canceled last night.
Peacefully in his sleep.
Oh, man! Listen, man.
This is a music appreciation class for seniors.
Make them appreciate your music.
Are you ready? Let's make some noise.
Don't worry, Chels.
I know where you are.
I just don't know where I am.
Don't worry, Chels, I got you.
Chelsea! Chelsea! I'm coming, Chels.
Chelsea! I'm coming, girl! Oh, okay.
Cell phone rock.
Chelsea, I'm coming to save you, okay? Yo, I'm hoppin' on my way to the crib My celly's blowing up My little mommy's on the phone saying, "Papi, what's up?" Now somebody scream.
We don't know what you're saying.
This ain't going well.
You think? Come on, Eddie.
You're a professional.
Reach out to them.
You can do this.
Yeah, hip-hop is universal, man.
I should be able to reach them in some way.
Are you ready to rip it? I'm ready to rip it.
Then rip it.
Yo I'm going to take a little free-style.
All right? Ugn, the seniors always want to complain About how they never hear From their spoiled grandchildren All through the busy year.
Yeah, hear, hear! Okay, huh.
We all know the least they could do was give you a little ring But they focus on mall hopping and bling bling.
Hey, y'all were young once Yeah, you knew how to groove And if we chill with you a little You can teach us some moves Now shake your booty, ha! Shake your booty Now shake your booty Ah, nature sounds so beautiful.
I hear you, Mr.
Owl.
And I hear you, Mr.
Frog.
Chelsea! And I hear you, Miss Mouth.
Chelsea, I'm sorry, sweetie.
I'm coming for you.
Stay right there.
Rae, you are just in time.
I was almost relaxed.
Hey, hey, hey, I had a vision that you were stuck and you needed my help, so I'm here.
Well, I'm fine.
Don't you have like a smoothie to go blend or something? What? Chels, what is your problem.
The only reason I came on this trip was to do what you like to do.
What? Well, you haven't done anything that I like to do, Rae.
Okay, you're ruining everything.
If you don't mind, I am going to finish my hike.
Thank you very much.
Ow, my foot's caught.
I hope you're happy, Rae.
Your vision has now come true.
You know what? I traveled through the dirt and the mud and all the sticky, icky, little creatures that live in the dirt and the mud on one heel, Chels.
I broke my heel just to save you.
That's love.
Well, do you really want to save me? Yes! Get my foot out of this crack.
Okay, let me get around, let me get around.
Be careful.
Okay, I see the problem.
Okay, what, what, what? We just have to move the rock.
Okay, okay.
Hurl this gazillion-pound rock.
Oh, Okay, uh I'm just gonna You're gonna have to stay here.
I need to get some help.
Okay.
Oh, snap, is that a bear? Oh, Chelsea, please, don't let the bear get me, Chels.
Wait, wait, wait! I am the one who is stuck here.
Let me see if I can get you out.
Um I got lip gloss, I got, uh, eyelash curler and Oh, I have nail polish.
Look how cute I will be the pretty This might work-- moisturizer.
I could pump it in there and slide your foot out.
Great idea, come on.
This is, this is kind of expensive stuff.
Raven! You're worth it, you're worth it, girl.
Okay, I'm pumping, I'm pumping, I'm pumping.
Come on! Hurry up! Okay, come on.
One, two, three! Oh, gosh! See that? The expensive stuff works.
Come on, Rae, let's get back to camp.
Chelsea, are we safe now? Well, from the bear, yes.
From the skunk, not so much.
It's the bear.
What are we gonna do? I don't know.
Hide, hide, hide.
Okay, Chels, Chels Yeah.
Okay.
Whoa! Oh, my Oh Chels.
Yeah? Um I think something's tickling my foot, but I don't really think it's you.
Rae, I think your boot has a boyfriend.
What? Yeah.
What is it, Chels? Well, Rae, it's a skunk.
Ew, no! A skunk, ew! What do I do? Okay, just take off your boot, okay, before he sprays us.
You must be kidding.
First my moisturizer, now my boot? This is becoming a very expensive weekend.
Hurry up! All right! I did it.
I did it.
Chelsea, Raven? Chelsea, Raven? Chelsea? Chelsea, Raven! Oh, great, now I have lost two kids.
This might be hard to explain.
Chelsea, were you hiding in the log this whole time? No, no.
Uh ah, well, I- I was stuck in a rock and then Raven came and rescued me.
And then well, there was this bear and then a skunk and then we rolled back to camp in this log.
Right and I am Miss Dominican Republic.
Any more taquitos left? Yeah, there there's some.
Help yourself.
Oh, and there's lemonade in the fridge.
Check that out.
Oh, my goodness.
I have never seen so many stars.
Yeah, you can't really see them like this in the city, you know, with all the lights and stuff.
Now I know why you like it up here so much.
You know what? I am sorry I never gave this place a chance.
It's okay.
You don't have to love the outdoors just 'cause I do.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
We can like different things and still be best friends.
It sure is beautiful.
Yeah.
Everybody.
I've got a pinecone, yes, I do Throw them in the pot and make pinecone stew.
Ooh, uh, yeah.
That's me.
I'm sorry about that, Chels.
I forgot I was baking peach cobbler.
Peach cobbler?! Ooh, I get dibs on the crust.
I did it again.
Well, you know, you did sing the pinecone song, so I guess I could have some cobbler.
Yeah! Come on.
Hey, Rae, your boot's back.
That is not my boot! Why don't you just take the other one, you nasty!
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