That's So Raven (2003) s04e08 Episode Script

Be Prepared

1 People, please.
I know we're all excited that Maria Shriver, the first lady of California is here visiting Donna.
Now, remember, no autographs, no pictures, and especially, no impressions of her husband, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Is that clear? Yes.
Now, back to work.
Well, Maria, thank you so much for stopping by, and I promise I'm gonna do everything I can for your campaign for emergency preparedness.
Thank you, so much, Donna.
You'd be surprised at how few families and businesses have a disaster plan.
And it's really important 'cause you never know when disaster's going to strike.
There is no paper towel in that bathroom, girl, I gotta wipe my hands on my shirt.
My goodness, it's Maria Shriver! Raven Hey, how you doing? I mean, it's cracking with you.
Do you know who you are? This is amazing! Look at your suit.
Yes, mama, work it fierce.
Hey, I need a picture.
No, I should have an autograph.
Wait, hold on, your hands are now wet 'cause mine are wet.
I'm so sorry.
Speaking of a disaster.
I think our little intern Raven has said enough.
Actually, I do a great impression of Arn Don't worry, we're gonna do our share for your emergency preparedness plan.
Thank you, Donna, I'm so glad you're part of the solution and that you have a plan.
Well, shame on those companies who don't have a plan.
Quick, Tiffany, prepare an emergency preparedness plan immediately.
Maria Shriver.
Hasta la vista, baby.
Who are you supposed to be? Your it was supposed to Gotcha! Yes! I just got got by Maria Shriver.
Yep, that's me.
And, I specifically said, no impressions.
And I specifically said, don't tell me nothing important while I'm in the bathroom.
All right, you two.
Enough, all right? Maria has bigger problems.
She's gonna do a video about emergency preparedness but she needs a hot, young band.
A hot, young band, like, say, Boyz N Motion? Perfect.
But how do we get to them? Well, it just so happens that I know them.
No way.
Way! Actually, they are staying at my house and I saved their career, after,I ruined it.
Raven, what are we waiting for.
Get them on the phone now.
Ok.
I can do that.
Speed dial.
Hello hello hello Boyz N Motion residence.
Boys speaking.
What it is, boys.
It's Raven.
Rae, what's good, girl? Hey, it's so good to hear your voice.
Yeah, you're looking good, too.
At least, it sounds like you are.
Listen, boys, say hello to Tiffany and miss Donna Cabonna.
Hello, Tiffany.
The Boyz N Motion said my name.
Tiffany, now, act professionally.
Yeah, we're big fans of your clothes, too, miss Cabonna.
So, boys, miss Donna's friend, miss Maria Shriver is wanting to do a public service video.
Are you guys interested? Anything for you, Rae.
Yeah, it's like we said in our smash hit, we've got your back, and that's a fact.
We've got your back, and that's a fact Thank you, boys, and I'll be designing your wardrobe for this music video.
Cool.
Rae knows what we like.
Later.
There it is.
So, Raven knows what the boys like, Tiffany.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Yes.
Why did we ever hire her? You know what, Tiffany No.
I'm thinking that Raven should design the wardrobe for the Boyz video.
Easy, Raven.
Raven, sweetheart.
Please.
Please, please stop screaming.
And just listen to me.
This is a huge, huge responsibility.
It's a very big deal.
I know, miss Donna, but you know what, I can handle it.
You can trust me.
I am all over this.
So, now, you know what the most important rule around here is.
Don't sit on Coco.
Second most important rule around here.
Don't make you look bad? You're outta here.
You know what, I got that, thank you.
But, Donna, who's gonna do her menial, mind numbing, unpaid intern duties? Don't look at me.
That's true.
Raven Your work around here still has to be done.
Ok, what if I get some people to help me out you know, with the mind numbing stuff.
Raven, you're an intern.
How are you gonna find people to do your work for no money? So, if I sharpen all these pencils, I can have all those doughnuts? Pace yourself.
But, yes.
And after I water all this plants, I get to take care of little Coco? Yeah, you get to wash her, you get to feed her, you get to brush her, you get to clean up after her.
Rae.
No wonder you do this for free.
Yeah Ok, tell me again why we're bringing the garbage in, dad? It's not garbage.
It's our emergency supply kit.
You know, ever since Raven's been involved in that disaster preparedness program, I just wanted to let you know how prepared the Baxters really are.
Ok, let's see.
We got a flashlight.
Ok, I guess we don't got a flashlight.
Ok, we got our emergency utensils.
That poked a hole in our emergency water.
Dad, how long has this stuff been in here? It's not that long.
There's an extra set of clothes that I packed for you kids.
Yes.
Yeah, I guess it has been awhile.
Yeah, dad, this stuff is basically useless.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm gonna put fresh supplies in this.
Hey, we're gonna start having surprise drills to practice our family disaster plan.
Question.
Do we even have a family disaster plan? Not yet, but we will.
You know what, we need to be able to leave in a moment's notice in case there's a fire or even after an earthquake.
Well, if we do have to leave in a hurry, you don't have to worry about grabbing this.
Hey, buddy.
A lot has changed since we seen each other last.
I got bad news for you.
Raven, I wrote up a disaster preparedness plan, and I want you to make copies, and make sure that everyone in the office gets one.
Right.
Got it.
I will put my people right on this.
You mean, the doughnut eater and the doggy scooper? Exactly.
Eddie! Chels! Chelsea! Anybody home, baby? My goodness, it's the Boyz! How are you doing? J.
J.
, what it is.
Triggy triggy train.
What it is.
How many times have I told you this is a place of It's the Boyz! You're actually here! In the flesh.
Hey, hey, hey.
Tif Tiffany.
No touching the boys.
I'm sorry.
I just can't believe you're actually here in the flesh helping Raven.
It's like we said in our smash hit, we don't drop our fans we don't drop our fans Who is singing in my Well, hello, Boyz.
Boys, miss Donna.
Miss Donna, boys.
Nice to meet you.
Donna Cabonna's office.
Tiffany speaking.
Yes, right away.
Maria's on the phone.
She wants an update.
Well, tell them that the Boyz are here and that everything is under control.
I hope so.
For your sake.
Ta ta, boys.
All right, let me show you guys the designs that I have.
It's righteous.
Tight.
It's green.
What's wrong with green? You know green makes my thighs look fat.
Why would I know that? But, it's true.
Ok, Ricky, we so don't have to go with green.
How about Orange? Not gonna work, dude.
I'm allergic to orange.
How can you be allergic to a color? I don't know, but it's making me all itchy just thinking about it.
No orange.
No orange, no green.
Blue.
Everybody loves blue.
We hate blue.
Raven, you should've checked with us on this.
Well, what about your album, "Boyz feeling blue?" See Now that hurt.
What? Why you gotta throw it in our face, Rae? What did I say? That was our worst seller ever.
Yeah, it had our non-smash hit, "sometimes the Boyz feel blue.
" Sometimes the boys feel blue You know what, you are totally right.
Not your best work.
It was Ricky's idea to have that video underwater.
J.
J's the one that made us wear the snorkels.
Well, I thought we might want to breathe.
You know what? I'm glad Raven brought us here today.
Thanks to Raven, she reminded me how bad your ideas are.
Well, thanks to Raven, I can now see what egomaniacs you guys are.
Well, thanks to Raven No, no, I need y'all to stop thanking me right now.
That's it.
I can't work with you guys anymore.
I can't look at you guys anymore.
I can't even hear you anymore.
You know what? The Boyz Are out of motion.
No, no, now, Ricky, I can feel the motion in the ocean, homey.
I can feel it.
It's off, Rae.
The music's over.
Trey, the boys, the boys in Don't you hear it over here? I will never talk to them again.
Hold the elevator, guys.
No! No! Boyz, Boyz, come back! Please! Please! I am ruined.
I can't believe this is happening.
My goodness.
So, Raven, how's it going with the boys? Everything is fabulous.
Excellent.
Maria shoots the video in two days.
I can't believe it.
Yes, aren't you excited? Why me? I sharpened the pencils.
Yeah, Rae, and I watered all the plants.
Ok, but you guys have to help me with one more thing.
What? Well, I want my doughnuts.
Yeah, and I want to pick up after Coco.
No.
Listen, I need your help.
I need to get the Boyz N Motion back together.
They broke up? What'd you do? What? Why would you assume that it's my fault? Well, isn't it? A little bit.
I didn't realize that the Boyz were such divas.
Too bad you're not dealing with a solo act.
'Cause then you'd only have one ego to deal with.
Right.
Doughnut boy, you're so right.
That's how we can get the Boyz N Motion back together.
Like they said in their Spanish language smash hit single, mi ego es mi amigo.
Mi ego es mi amigo mi ego es mi amigo Attention, Cory Baxter.
This is an emergency evacuation drill.
Get out of the house now, now, now.
I'm ready, dad.
4 seconds.
Very good, son.
Now, come on.
Let's roll.
Ok.
Cory, what are you doing? You know, I'm just taking a couple of things I cannot leave behind.
You know what I mean? Like your entire room? No, no, no.
Not everything.
You see, I left my school books.
Will you just give me one more second.
I think my mini fridge is stuck.
Cory, Cory! The whole purpose of having an emergency evacuation drill is so you leave the house as soon as possible.
If you still have time to take something with you, then it better be something very important.
Don't worry, dad.
See, the really important thing, I threw it out the window.
Bam! Your safe? We need to talk about your priorities.
Ok, yeah.
Thank you so much, Ricky.
I'll see you soon.
All right.
The Boyz are on the way back.
Good plan, Rae.
Right.
I'll just get them in one room, they'll realize what great friends they are, and then they'll be back together.
You really believe that? No.
But it's all I have.
Hey, you've got your designs, Rae.
They're really cool.
You know what, you're right.
Nothing blue, nothing green, nothing orange.
You little monster! What I do? Not you, the little thing that you're holding.
I had a vision that Coco's gonna eat up my designs.
What are you talking about, Rae? Precious little Coco wouldn't do something like that.
You know what, you're right, Chels, 'cause Coco's going on a little doggy vacation.
A doggy spa.
A doggy spa, that's right.
All right, Coco.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Have fun, little Coco.
Have fun.
Hey, that's not a doggy spa.
That's a closet.
Stop tripping, Chels.
He's only going to be here for, like, an hour.
Well, that's like 7 hours in doggy time.
Well, anyway, here you go, Coco.
Here's your little space.
Ok, let your little paws boogie.
Trey.
Raven.
Hey.
Trey? Ricky? Raven? Ricky.
Trey, Ricky? J.
J.
? J.
J.
? What are you guys doing here? I'm here for my solo video.
I'm here for my solo video.
We're all doing a solo video together? No, I'm guessing Raven told us all the same story to get us down here.
You know what, yes.
Yes, I did.
I confess.
Do you know why? 'Cause you are not boy in motion, boy in motion, boy in motion.
No.
Y'all are Boyz In motion.
Plural.
With the z attached.
Now, listen.
This is for a good cause.
The preparedness Situation.
Now, listen.
We have some designs that I got to show y'all.
Come on.
What do you think? I like it.
Well, if he likes it, then I hate it.
Well, if he likes it, and he hates it, then, I late it.
What is that? A combination of like and hate? I didn't think of that.
I didn't even know you could think at all.
So why you always putting him down? Hey, Rae, when does your plan turn good? Hey, Boyz, Boyz.
Listen.
Will you listen, please? Think about this.
Think about the music.
Ok? What about the fans? What about your smash hit single, "don't turn your back on a friend?" Don't turn your back on a friend This is an emergency.
Evacuate immediately.
What's wrong.
What's going on? It's an emergency.
Well, I know that.
Just follow the disaster preparedness plan that Raven copied and distributed.
Raven did what? I told you to make those copies.
On my desk.
Wait, I got them right here, you guys.
It's, it's this one.
Put it in there.
No, no, it's broken.
It's not broken.
There's no power.
Give it to me.
Mine says, "panic.
" Mine says, "don't.
" Mine says, "Raven, please distribute.
" We've got to get out of here now.
Yeah, everybody, take the stairs.
No, we can't do that! We gotta take the elevator.
Wait a minute! We can't do that.
You're never supposed to take the elevator.
Well, how else are we gonna get out of here, Chelsea? Where's my Coco? Raven locked him in the closet.
Hey, hey, ok, thanks, Chels.
I'm coming, Coco.
People, people why are you still in the building? Do you not hear the alarm? Yes, we hear the alarm, but we don't know the safest way out.
Well, you never take the elevator.
You never gloat either.
What did I just say? Well, people, I think I found the problem.
Are you looking for this? My little Coco, you're safe.
Raven, you're not.
Ok, looks like a false alarm, people.
The doggy chewed through some very important wires and caused a short that set off the alarms.
Hit the reset, Dwayne.
You folks are very lucky.
You know, if this had been a real emergency, what Is that the Boyz N Motion under the desk? Hey, man, thanks for saving us, dude.
Hey, you're welcome, Ricky.
Hey, you boys come by any time for a ride on the fire truck.
As for the rest of you people, I suggest you get an emergency preparedness plan together immediately.
Well, sir, actually, we have one, and I was supposed to distribute it.
It's just that I was so busy being prepared for the preparedness video that I wasn't prepared for the actual disaster.
Which in the situation, the main thing is is that we're all safe, and we're together, and, the Boyz are back in motion.
Time to make some noise with the Boyz the Boyz N Motion we give you our devotion, Boyz we're the Boyz in motion we give you our devotion we're the Boyz, we're the Boyz N Motion we give you Stay prepared.
Well, at least the video's back on.
I never knew it was off.
Well, I just wanted to show you my designs.
Coco, no! Coco, why? Looks like you're out of luck.
Actually, Tiffany, I can draw them again, thank you very much.
No! I just had an idea.
Well, you haven't even seen my idea.
Well, no, because this idea is mine, so it makes it better.
This whole experience has been an inspiration.
Just be smart be prepared just be smart be prepared when disaster strikes you got to know just what to do for flood or fire or earthquake make a kit with stuff you need that could help you and have a plan to evacuate just be smart be prepared you won't be scared as long as you're ready just be smart be prepared you won't be scared as long as you're ready people, be aware at home and at school for windows, doors, and exits people, can you understand to keep your cool things will happen when you least expect it just be smart be prepared you won't be scared as long as you're ready just be smart be prepared you won't be scared as long as you're ready Raven, that video came out great.
Yeah.
Of course, it would've been better if they used my designs.
But it's all good.
Let's go, people.
We got to get out.
Ok, do exactly like we practiced, Cory.
Ok, ok, ok.
Grab the emergency kits.
Ok.
Come on.
Find the nearest exit.
And if we get lost, we'll meet up at the corner.
Right.
Let's go, dad.
Let's go.
We gotta get out of here.
This is an emergency.
Come on, dad.
Come on, come on.
I'm glad that you guys are prepared, but we're just going to the movies.
Sorry, we're paranoid.
You know what I mean? Orlando bloom's in it.
I gotta go see this! Come on, dad.
We need to hurry!
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