That's So Raven (2003) s04e18 Episode Script

Rae of Sunshine

Ok, girls, let's start our meeting with a big sunshine girls salute.
Sunshine! Is everybody ready for our camping trip this weekend? Yeah! Mrs.
Valentine.
Will there be bears in the woods? Don't worry, Taylor.
The bears won't notice you in that outfit.
We don't get it.
Come on, you guys.
It's a joke.
I mean, look at us.
Yellow, bright, can't miss us.
Boy.
Knock knock knock.
Raven! Hey, how's my little sunshine girl? Not great.
It was getting ugly over there.
Sidney, could you give us a moment.
I have to talk to Raven.
Must be about me.
Mrs.
Valentine, is this official sunshine girl business, or are you two just having a hen party? No she didn't.
That's Buffy.
Muffy's little sister.
She's a sunshine girl? Yes.
Aren't we lucky? Could you just give us a minute, Buffy.
Why don't you show the girls how to roll up the sleeping bag the Bayside sunshine way.
Is there any other way? Raven, about Sidney.
You know she's been doing very well since you've been spending time with her.
Well, thank you.
As a role model, you know, that's how I, that's how I roll.
But she's still having trouble making friends.
Well, that's why I had her join the sunshine girls.
Yeah.
Not working out so great.
She refuses to go on the camping trip.
And I thought it would be a really good opportunity for her to bond with the girls, so I was hoping you could convince her to go.
Don't worry about it.
I'll handle this very delicately.
No worries.
Sidney! Come here.
You going on that camping trip.
No, I'm not.
Don't you want to make friends? I do.
But they don't like me.
That's because they don't really know you yet.
Trust me.
A real old fashioned camping trip will make you guys friends forever.
I'll go if you go.
Why I gotta go? I know you already.
That's a great idea.
We could use another volunteer.
No, no.
It's ok.
I got things to do.
Yes! # Raven's coming on the camping trip # I'm allergic to the But she's not an official Bayside sunshine girl.
Well, she is now.
Welcome to the sunshine girls, Raven.
Sunshine! Sunshine yep, that's me.
You got 'em? Bam! I got 'em right here.
Yes! Man, I cannot believe we're gonna see a sneak preview of night of the living darned.
Hey, Corey, how come you're not taking Larry and William? Because they are way too noisy when they get together.
I want to sit down and enjoy a movie without them jibber jabbering the whole time.
I feel you.
What was that? Is that my phone? He's waiting for a girl to call.
His mom? No.
For your information, her name is Nicole, all right? I met her at the mall.
We exchanged numbers.
I bought her a gourmet meal.
Corn Dog.
With curly fries.
I forgot.
The point is, she promised to call me back so we could hang out later.
Don't say it.
What, that you look like a big banana? You know what? I would make you pay for that comment, but I don't want to disgrace the uniform.
Too late.
Hey, I think it's a wonderful thing Raven's doing.
Making a sacrifice for Sidney.
Thank you, Chels.
Yeah, you know, missing a hot sneak preview to go camping in the woods with 7 little girls and not even caring how you look in that uniform.
You know what, forget it, Chelsea.
It was a sacrifice.
Ok, but it's worth it because I'm gonna help Sidney make some new friends.
Yeah.
Well, that's the sunshine girls.
Off to camp.
All right, don't let a gorilla peel you.
You know what, I will kill you all.
You better go visit Sunshine girl salute.
Sunshine! Sunshine! Right back at you.
What y'all doing in my house? Just a quick bathroom break before we hit the road.
Ok, y'all better hurry up.
I guess the sunshine girls got tiny tanks.
I know.
Tiny tanks Yeah, it's not gonna be so funny if we don't find the bathroom.
Ok, well, it's second door on your left.
I hope you have anti bacterial soap.
I'm a germ magnet.
You know, she is a bit germy.
Let me go help her.
Rae, I thought you said camping was gonna make them like me.
Well, we haven't even gone camping yet, Sidney.
And trust me, when you get around a campfire, roasting marshmallows, singing camp songs, you guys will be friends forever.
You promise? Absolutely! All right, now, let's get the show on the road.
Nothing can stop us now.
Hush, little rays of sunshine.
Don't worry.
It's just a little shower coming through.
Ok, ok, ok.
Ok, ok, ok! Ok, ok! According to my weather tracker, the entire area's under storm watch.
The Bayside sunshine girls manual strictly forbids camping under severe weather conditions.
That's true.
I'm afraid the camping trip is cancelled, girls.
So much for making friends this weekend.
Ok, ok.
Don't worry about it.
I got this.
Hey, you guys.
We can still go camping.
But the manual The manual, the manual says Ok, here's the deal.
Whatever you can do outside while you're camping, you can do right here in the house.
Let's make a campfire! Except for that.
What do you say, girls? Camping at Raven's? Yay! Excellent! Well, good luck, Raven.
Wait a second now, miss Valentine.
Where do you think you're going? Well, I have to call all the parents and let them know the change of plans.
Of course you do.
Yes, yes.
Then you are coming back, right? Well Actually Since the Van is rented for the weekend, I thought I'd swing by and pick up Mr.
Valentine, and head off to viva Las Vegas.
Did you know it was gonna rain? Of course not.
Cheerio.
Good bye.
So, what do you have planned for us for the next 18 hours? Valentine! Valentine Man, how cool is it? We're gonna see this movie before anybody else.
Yeah.
Definitely.
Hey, maybe I missed Nicole's call.
You know you have to turn that off in here, right? Don't worry, I'm gonna put it on vibrate.
Man.
Look at those two.
I hope they don't do that the whole movie.
That can be so annoying.
Chelsea.
Sorry.
That's Nicole! That's Nicole! That's Nicole! Hello, baby, how you doing? Mama! Don't worry about it.
I'm gonna clean it when I get home.
I got to keep this line open, ok? All right.
Bye.
Could y'all both just be quiet.
Ok.
Got it.
Ok, this is my room.
But for tonight, it's our campsite.
Did you have a paintball fight in here? Come here, you deserve a hug for that one.
Why are you squeezing me so hard? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's just that just because we're rained in doesn't mean we can't have fun, you know, and make new friends.
Now, everybody, set down your gear.
It's time to set up camp.
Is this carpet hypo-allergenic? Cause I didn't bring my rash ointment.
Ok, we're gonna need you to watch out for that, ok? Ok.
So, what's our first camping activity? Well, we're gonna do what most people do when they first go camping.
What do most people do when they go camping? Set up our tents, of course.
Yeah.
I knew that.
Duh.
That's a tent.
Right there.
Get your tent up over here.
Need some help? No, no, no, girl.
Go help your friends over there.
They're done.
Besides They're not my friends.
They don't even laugh at my jokes.
Listen, Sidney, all you have to do is find something that they think is funny, and roll with it.
Well, there is one thing I've noticed.
Good girl, then go ahead and do it.
I got to put together some sticks.
Hey, guys.
Check it out.
Looks like Raven's fighting the tent, and the tent's winning.
What are you guys laughing at? Maybe girlfriend should check into a hotel.
Come on, you guys.
What's so funny? Sidney.
I think they're starting to like me.
Go ahead, girl.
Ok, see? You keep doing your thing.
Ok.
If you're sure you won't be mad.
Now why would I be mad? Everybody, enjoying their hike? No! How many times are we gonna go up and down these stairs? Well, remember, we're hiking up a mountain in the wilderness.
Use your imagination.
No.
I just imagined I saw big foot.
Girl.
That's just Raven.
All right, everybody.
Follow me to the jungle.
It's just your living room.
I said, use your imagination.
Ok.
All right.
Let's see what we can find in this jungle.
I see an elephant.
I see fruit.
My goodness.
It's so rare.
It's a turtle.
Look at that.
The cool thing is is that it snaps.
Be careful.
Snap snap! The only one who snapped around here is Raven.
All right, I'm gonna need you guys to go back to base camp, ok? All right.
Except for you.
Excuse me.
Why do you keep clowning me? You said to find something that works and run with it.
I didn't mean me.
You're the funniest thing here.
Thanks, Raven.
I got to get back to my friends.
Holla.
I'm hungry.
Wouldn't this be faster over a real fire? Yeah.
Just be glad it's not a chicken.
We'd be here all week.
That's not funny.
You don't get it? See, if you cook a chicken with a blow dryer I get it! I just don't think it's funny.
Yelling brings my rash on.
I want to go home.
This camping trip stinks on ice.
Yeah.
Raven, I don't want them to leave.
I do.
You can't let them go.
I'm just starting to make friends.
Ok.
I'll try to get through this.
You know what, I'll call Chels.
She's into this whole camping thing.
I'm sure she'll find something for us to do.
Thanks, Raven.
You're the greatest.
So, everybody Big foot's on the case.
Big foot? Hey, I think Raven's really starting to get annoyed.
Yeah.
Maybe I better back off.
Are you kidding? We're just about to have some real fun with Raven.
Yeah.
Here's how we're gonna mess her up.
By the dawn.
Dawn for all time.
Sounds so real, you know, like their bones are actually crunching.
Man, that's Chelsea.
Want a nut? That's Nicole! That's Hello, baby.
I was expecting your call.
Eddie.
Stop talking like that.
Put Chelsea on the phone.
It's for you.
Hello? You are not gonna believe it.
It rained, so all the sunshine girls had to camp out at my house.
I know.
Raven.
Sidney, not now, ok? But you should know I know you're making friends, ok, with all your big foot jokes.
Now go.
Chels, I'd rather be chillin' with you guys, trust me, instead of sitting in the house with these brats.
You know what, Sidney is the biggest brat of them all.
Ok, Rae, there's a very simple solution that's gonna solve all your problems.
Gotta go.
No.
Chels! Chelsea! Man.
How am I gonna get through this? Hope these little brats like games.
Hey Hey, you guys.
I want to have fun, too.
They locked the door.
Hey, you guys.
Let me in.
Let me in! I want to come in! What are they doing in there? My goodness! What are you little monsters doing? No! This is horrifying! Those shoes do not go with that jacket! Here's Raven! What in the world I don't know what you little monsters are trying to pull, but I am one step No, no, no, not my make-up! You little monsters, let me down from here.
Let's poke her with a stick.
No Man, Taylor, when you let go, you let go.
I never felt so alive! You know what, if I get out of here, y'all little nasties better run.
Don't do it, don't do it, don't go in that closet! I told him.
I told him.
You heard me.
Yes, Chelsea.
Everybody heard you.
Ok, now can we just, just be quiet? You was better when you were eating.
Ok, yeesh.
I cannot take this anymore.
I've got to call Nicole.
Nicole here.
Hello? Must be a wrong number.
Now, where were we? I guess now you know why she didn't call.
I'm calling her back.
No.
You know what? I can't take this anymore.
You with all your calling and whining! And you with all your crunching and munching! And you two, don't y'all ever come up for air? Doesn't anybody just sit down and watch a movie anymore? Excuse me.
Young man, people are trying to watch a movie.
You are gonna have to leave.
Me? Let's go.
But, but I didn't do anything.
Yeah.
That's what they all say.
Maybe you should be more like one of your quiet friends.
Now, move it, buster.
Quiet? They're not quiet! I'm the quiet one.
I'm the quiet one! I'm the quiet one!!! I'm the quiet one! I'm the quiet Ok, ok, you know what? The joke is over.
Let me down.
Then why are we still laughing? Don't you get tired of doing that? Nah.
It just never gets old.
If you don't stop poking me, you will never get old.
Sidney, I cannot believe you are a part of this.
I was trying to warn you, Raven.
But you didn't want to listen.
Then you called me the biggest brat of all.
I'm sorry you heard that.
I don't think you're a brat, but, but, you were exhibiting some brat-like behavior.
No, I was just frustrated that, you know, the only fun you were having was making fun of me.
Well, it worked.
Now we're all friends, right? Sidney I'm glad you're making new friends, but you don't have to turn on your old ones.
Are you mad at me, Raven? No.
Because I know what you're going through.
And I was an easy target.
Like fish in a barrel.
Stop it! And listen, Sidney, your friends will still be friends with you if you're friends with me.
No, we won't.
I will.
How about you guys? Yeah.
I'm just playing.
Of course we can all be friends.
Raven, too? Yeah.
Raven's cool.
That's so sweet.
Hey, now you guys can let me down, and we can party Raven style.
Wait I'm ok.
I'm ok.
Ok, you know what? I'm about to give you something out of the Raven Baxter handbook, ok? If you're gonna wear those outfits, you gotta wear them smart.
You gotta wear them right.
You gotta wear them like moi! Well, not today.
Let's see You, in those shoes, and you in that jacket, I need y'all to swap then you won't be as tacky, ok? Do you like my earrings? Everybody, ready! Yeah, Larry.
Yeah, it was a great movie.
I just never got to see how it ended.
Cause.
I got kicked out.
Man, no, it took like 10 buffed dudes to get me out of that room.
Yeah, you know me.
No.
Do not tell me anything you read on the Internet, ok? I'm going to see it next weekend.
Whatever you do, do not tell me the end.
Cory, you missed the ending man.
No, no Trevor was really Trina.
And the sheriff was in on it.
Yep, yep.
Turns out he was one the darned the whole time.
Mama, no!
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