The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s03e14 Episode Script

The Butterfly; The Question

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] Darwin: HMM.
IS IT A LEAF? Gumball: PBHT [CHUCKLES] NO.
Darwin: IS IT A REALLY SMALL Gumball: PBHT [CHUCKLES] NO.
Darwin: IS IT A REALLY SMALL SANDWICH? Darwin: IS IT A REALLY SMALL SANDWICH? Gumball: NO.
SANDWICH? Gumball: NO.
Darwin: IT LOOKS LIKE A Gumball: NO.
Darwin: IT LOOKS LIKE A YELLOW EYE, BUT CLOSED.
Darwin: IT LOOKS LIKE A YELLOW EYE, BUT CLOSED.
NAH.
YELLOW EYE, BUT CLOSED.
NAH.
IT'S MY BUTT! NAH.
IT'S MY BUTT! [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S MY BUTT! [ LAUGHTER ] Darwin: AAH! [ LAUGHTER ] Darwin: AAH! IT'S IMPRINTED ON MY EYES! Darwin: AAH! IT'S IMPRINTED ON MY EYES! EVERYTHING IS RUINED! IT'S IMPRINTED ON MY EYES! EVERYTHING IS RUINED! NATURE IS RUINED! EVERYTHING IS RUINED! NATURE IS RUINED! LOVE IS RUINED! NATURE IS RUINED! LOVE IS RUINED! ART IS RUINED! LOVE IS RUINED! ART IS RUINED! AAH! EVEN MISS SIMIAN IS RUINED! ART IS RUINED! AAH! EVEN MISS SIMIAN IS RUINED! EVERYONE, PAY ATTENTION! AAH! EVEN MISS SIMIAN IS RUINED! EVERYONE, PAY ATTENTION! Darwin: EH, SHE KIND OF LOOKS EVERYONE, PAY ATTENTION! Darwin: EH, SHE KIND OF LOOKS BETTER, ACTUALLY.
Darwin: EH, SHE KIND OF LOOKS BETTER, ACTUALLY.
WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT IS BETTER, ACTUALLY.
WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT IS CALLED A CHRYSALIS.
WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT IS CALLED A CHRYSALIS.
THE CATERPILLAR WRAPS ITSELF UP CALLED A CHRYSALIS.
THE CATERPILLAR WRAPS ITSELF UP INSIDE AND EMERGES AS A THE CATERPILLAR WRAPS ITSELF UP INSIDE AND EMERGES AS A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY.
INSIDE AND EMERGES AS A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY.
LIKE ME.
AH! BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY.
LIKE ME.
AH! [ STIFLED LAUGHTER ] LIKE ME.
AH! [ STIFLED LAUGHTER ] JOSEPH, WE'VE BEEN HERE [ STIFLED LAUGHTER ] JOSEPH, WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
JOSEPH, WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
WHEN IS IT APPROPRIATE TO TAKE BEFORE.
WHEN IS IT APPROPRIATE TO TAKE YOUR SKIN OFF? WHEN IS IT APPROPRIATE TO TAKE YOUR SKIN OFF? UHCHRISTMAS! YOUR SKIN OFF? UHCHRISTMAS! COUNSELOR'S OFFICE.
UHCHRISTMAS! COUNSELOR'S OFFICE.
[ SIGHS ] COUNSELOR'S OFFICE.
[ SIGHS ] [ BUZZING ] [ SIGHS ] [ BUZZING ] SO, WHEN IT'S A BUTTERFLY, [ BUZZING ] SO, WHEN IT'S A BUTTERFLY, CAN WE RELEASE IT FROM THE JAR? SO, WHEN IT'S A BUTTERFLY, CAN WE RELEASE IT FROM THE JAR? ARE YOU CRAZY?! CAN WE RELEASE IT FROM THE JAR? ARE YOU CRAZY?! HASN'T ANYONE HEARD OF THE ARE YOU CRAZY?! HASN'T ANYONE HEARD OF THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT? HASN'T ANYONE HEARD OF THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT? OH, YEAH.
BUTTERFLY EFFECT? OH, YEAH.
IT'S MY CHICK-MAGNET DANCE MOVE.
OH, YEAH.
IT'S MY CHICK-MAGNET DANCE MOVE.
OH, THAT WORKS REALLY WELL IT'S MY CHICK-MAGNET DANCE MOVE.
OH, THAT WORKS REALLY WELL WITH MY DANCE MOVE.
OH, THAT WORKS REALLY WELL WITH MY DANCE MOVE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ] WITH MY DANCE MOVE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ] NICE, GIRL.
[ BOTH LAUGH ] NICE, GIRL.
WHAT'S THAT MOVE CALLED? NICE, GIRL.
WHAT'S THAT MOVE CALLED? THE BUG SPRAY.
WHAT'S THAT MOVE CALLED? THE BUG SPRAY.
OHH THE BUG SPRAY.
OHH [ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] OHH [ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] ENOUGH! [ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] ENOUGH! THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT IS A THEORY ENOUGH! THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT IS A THEORY ACCORDING TO WHICH THE SMALLEST THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT IS A THEORY ACCORDING TO WHICH THE SMALLEST THING, SUCH AS A BUTTERFLY ACCORDING TO WHICH THE SMALLEST THING, SUCH AS A BUTTERFLY FLAPPING ITS WINGS CAN CREATE A THING, SUCH AS A BUTTERFLY FLAPPING ITS WINGS CAN CREATE A SERIES OF EVENTS LEADING TO A FLAPPING ITS WINGS CAN CREATE A SERIES OF EVENTS LEADING TO A CATASTROPHE, SUCH AS A TORNADO.
SERIES OF EVENTS LEADING TO A CATASTROPHE, SUCH AS A TORNADO.
Darwin: HMM.
CATASTROPHE, SUCH AS A TORNADO.
Darwin: HMM.
HOW DOES THAT WORK? Darwin: HMM.
HOW DOES THAT WORK? LIKE THIS HOW DOES THAT WORK? LIKE THIS [ TING! WHOOSH! ] LIKE THIS [ TING! WHOOSH! ] [ TING! BONK! ] [ TING! WHOOSH! ] [ TING! BONK! ] [ CLANG! SPLASH! ] [ TING! BONK! ] [ CLANG! SPLASH! ] [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ] [ CLANG! SPLASH! ] [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ] [ SPROING! ] [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ] [ SPROING! ] UGH! [ SPROING! ] UGH! BUT MORE COMPLICATED.
UGH! BUT MORE COMPLICATED.
NOW, I WANT YOU ALL TO GATHER BUT MORE COMPLICATED.
NOW, I WANT YOU ALL TO GATHER AROUND MY DESK AND WITNESS THE NOW, I WANT YOU ALL TO GATHER AROUND MY DESK AND WITNESS THE TRUE BEAUTY OF NATURE, AS THE AROUND MY DESK AND WITNESS THE TRUE BEAUTY OF NATURE, AS THE BUTTERFLY EMERGES FROM ITS TRUE BEAUTY OF NATURE, AS THE BUTTERFLY EMERGES FROM ITS CHRYS-- BUTTERFLY EMERGES FROM ITS CHRYS-- [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] CHRYS-- [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] AND I'M OFF THE CLOCK AND DON'T [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] AND I'M OFF THE CLOCK AND DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT AND I'M OFF THE CLOCK AND DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT YOUR EDUCATION.
HAVE TO PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT YOUR EDUCATION.
COFFEE BREAK.
YOUR EDUCATION.
COFFEE BREAK.
[ CHRYSALIS CLINKING ] COFFEE BREAK.
[ CHRYSALIS CLINKING ] Both: AAH! [ CHRYSALIS CLINKING ] Both: AAH! Gumball: THE BABY IS COMING! Both: AAH! Gumball: THE BABY IS COMING! SOMEONE CALL 911! Gumball: THE BABY IS COMING! SOMEONE CALL 911! Darwin: CALM DOWN! SOMEONE CALL 911! Darwin: CALM DOWN! WE NEED SOME TOWELS AND HOT Darwin: CALM DOWN! WE NEED SOME TOWELS AND HOT WATER! WE NEED SOME TOWELS AND HOT WATER! Gumball: OF COURSE! WATER! Gumball: OF COURSE! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! Gumball: OF COURSE! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! AH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! AH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
NOTHING BETTER THAN A HOT AH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
NOTHING BETTER THAN A HOT SHOWER -- NOTHING BETTER THAN A HOT SHOWER -- [ SNAP! ] SHOWER -- [ SNAP! ] AAH! [ SNAP! ] AAH! Darwin: NOT FOR YOU! FOR HIM! AAH! Darwin: NOT FOR YOU! FOR HIM! Gumball: WHAT WOULD HE WANT Darwin: NOT FOR YOU! FOR HIM! Gumball: WHAT WOULD HE WANT TO DO WITH HOT WATER AND TOWELS? Gumball: WHAT WOULD HE WANT TO DO WITH HOT WATER AND TOWELS? Darwin: I DON'T KNOW! TO DO WITH HOT WATER AND TOWELS? Darwin: I DON'T KNOW! Gumball: HE'S COMING! Darwin: I DON'T KNOW! Gumball: HE'S COMING! OKAY, BREATHE LIKE THIS.
Gumball: HE'S COMING! OKAY, BREATHE LIKE THIS.
[ BOTH BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY ] OKAY, BREATHE LIKE THIS.
[ BOTH BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY ] [ GASPS ] [ BOTH BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY ] [ GASPS ] [ SIGHS ] [ GASPS ] [ SIGHS ] [ SQUEAKS ] [ SIGHS ] [ SQUEAKS ] Both: AHH! [ SQUEAKS ] Both: AHH! [ SQUEAKING ] Both: AHH! [ SQUEAKING ] Gumball: I THINK HE WANTS TO [ SQUEAKING ] Gumball: I THINK HE WANTS TO GET OUT.
Gumball: I THINK HE WANTS TO GET OUT.
Darwin: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GET OUT.
Darwin: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT? Darwin: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT? Gumball: DUDE, HOW COULD BUTTERFLY EFFECT? Gumball: DUDE, HOW COULD SOMETHING THIS GOOD BE Gumball: DUDE, HOW COULD SOMETHING THIS GOOD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR SOMETHING AS SOMETHING THIS GOOD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR SOMETHING AS BAD AS A TORNADO? RESPONSIBLE FOR SOMETHING AS BAD AS A TORNADO? IT'S LIKE BLAMING BABY BOOMERS BAD AS A TORNADO? IT'S LIKE BLAMING BABY BOOMERS FOR THE STATE OF THE WORLD.
IT'S LIKE BLAMING BABY BOOMERS FOR THE STATE OF THE WORLD.
HOW CAN BABIES GOING BOOM RUIN FOR THE STATE OF THE WORLD.
HOW CAN BABIES GOING BOOM RUIN THE ECONOMY? HOW CAN BABIES GOING BOOM RUIN THE ECONOMY? [ SQUEAKING ] THE ECONOMY? [ SQUEAKING ] AH, ISN'T NATURE BEAUTIFUL? [ SQUEAKING ] AH, ISN'T NATURE BEAUTIFUL? Darwin: UGH.
AH, ISN'T NATURE BEAUTIFUL? Darwin: UGH.
AS MUCH AS IT CAN BE, I GUESS.
Darwin: UGH.
AS MUCH AS IT CAN BE, I GUESS.
[ JACKHAMMER POUNDING ] AS MUCH AS IT CAN BE, I GUESS.
[ JACKHAMMER POUNDING ] [ HORNS HONKING ] [ JACKHAMMER POUNDING ] [ HORNS HONKING ] HERE WE GO, BUDDY -- CREAM [ HORNS HONKING ] HERE WE GO, BUDDY -- CREAM WITH TWO SUGARS, JUST AS SWEET HERE WE GO, BUDDY -- CREAM WITH TWO SUGARS, JUST AS SWEET AS YOU.
WITH TWO SUGARS, JUST AS SWEET AS YOU.
[ CHUCKLES ] THANKS, BUDDY.
AS YOU.
[ CHUCKLES ] THANKS, BUDDY.
[ SHATTER! ] [ CHUCKLES ] THANKS, BUDDY.
[ SHATTER! ] OH, MAN, I'M SORRY.
[ SHATTER! ] OH, MAN, I'M SORRY.
NO, NO, NO, NO, IT'S MY OH, MAN, I'M SORRY.
NO, NO, NO, NO, IT'S MY FAULT.
NO, NO, NO, NO, IT'S MY FAULT.
I JUST DON'T REALIZE MY OWN FAULT.
I JUST DON'T REALIZE MY OWN STRENGTH SOMETIMES.
I JUST DON'T REALIZE MY OWN STRENGTH SOMETIMES.
JUST THIS MORNING I PAT MY SON STRENGTH SOMETIMES.
JUST THIS MORNING I PAT MY SON ON THE HEAD.
JUST THIS MORNING I PAT MY SON ON THE HEAD.
HE WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE ON THE HEAD.
HE WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE FLOOR.
HE WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE FLOOR.
WHOA.
IS HE OKAY? FLOOR.
WHOA.
IS HE OKAY? YEAH, YEAH.
WHOA.
IS HE OKAY? YEAH, YEAH.
HE CALLED US FROM CHINA.
YEAH, YEAH.
HE CALLED US FROM CHINA.
HE'S GETTING THE NEXT FLIGHT HE CALLED US FROM CHINA.
HE'S GETTING THE NEXT FLIGHT HOME.
HE'S GETTING THE NEXT FLIGHT HOME.
[ SQUEAKING ] HOME.
[ SQUEAKING ] AAH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! [ SQUEAKING ] AAH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! IT'S OKAY, BUDDY.
AAH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! IT'S OKAY, BUDDY.
DON'T WORRY.
IT'S OKAY, BUDDY.
DON'T WORRY.
I'M JUST GONNA PUSH IT OFF.
DON'T WORRY.
I'M JUST GONNA PUSH IT OFF.
I DON'T WANT TO DAMAGE ITS I'M JUST GONNA PUSH IT OFF.
I DON'T WANT TO DAMAGE ITS BEAUTIFUL WINGS.
I DON'T WANT TO DAMAGE ITS BEAUTIFUL WINGS.
[ TING! SLAM! ] BEAUTIFUL WINGS.
[ TING! SLAM! ] JEEPERS! I'M SORRY, MAN! [ TING! SLAM! ] JEEPERS! I'M SORRY, MAN! I -- LET ME HELP YOU UP.
JEEPERS! I'M SORRY, MAN! I -- LET ME HELP YOU UP.
DON'T WORRY.
IT'S NOTHING.
I -- LET ME HELP YOU UP.
DON'T WORRY.
IT'S NOTHING.
[ SLAM! ] DON'T WORRY.
IT'S NOTHING.
[ SLAM! ] AW, MAN.
I'M SO SORRY.
[ SLAM! ] AW, MAN.
I'M SO SORRY.
HOLD ON.
AW, MAN.
I'M SO SORRY.
HOLD ON.
[ SLAM! SHATTER! ] HOLD ON.
[ SLAM! SHATTER! ] OH, MAN! HERE! [ SLAM! SHATTER! ] OH, MAN! HERE! [ POP! ] OH, MAN! HERE! [ POP! ] AAH! [ POP! ] AAH! [ CHUCKLES ] DON'T WORRY.
AAH! [ CHUCKLES ] DON'T WORRY.
IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND.
[ CHUCKLES ] DON'T WORRY.
IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND.
[ GRUNTS ] IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND.
[ GRUNTS ] AH, LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND.
[ GRUNTS ] AH, LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND.
THANKS.
AH, LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND.
THANKS.
[ POP! WHISTLE! ] THANKS.
[ POP! WHISTLE! ] SORRY! [ POP! WHISTLE! ] SORRY! IT'S NOTHING! SORRY! IT'S NOTHING! HI, BOBBY.
IT'S NOTHING! HI, BOBBY.
TELL YOUR MOTHER I'LL BE HOME HI, BOBBY.
TELL YOUR MOTHER I'LL BE HOME LATE FOR DINNER.
TELL YOUR MOTHER I'LL BE HOME LATE FOR DINNER.
Together: AAH! LATE FOR DINNER.
Together: AAH! YODEL AY HEE Together: AAH! YODEL AY HEE YODEL AY HEE YODEL AY HEE YODEL AY HEE YODEL AY HEE YODEL AY HEE YODEL AY HEE HMPH! YODEL AY HEE HMPH! HEY, GET OFF THE ROAD! HMPH! HEY, GET OFF THE ROAD! I'VE GOT TO GET TO WORK, MAN! HEY, GET OFF THE ROAD! I'VE GOT TO GET TO WORK, MAN! I DON'T CARE.
I'VE GOT TO GET TO WORK, MAN! I DON'T CARE.
I HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE I DON'T CARE.
I HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD.
I HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD.
I'M RETIRED.
[ LAUGHS ] WORLD.
I'M RETIRED.
[ LAUGHS ] YODEL AY HEE I'M RETIRED.
[ LAUGHS ] YODEL AY HEE [ PANTING ] YODEL AY HEE [ PANTING ] YODEL AY HEE [ PANTING ] YODEL AY HEE [ TIRES SCREECH ] YODEL AY HEE [ TIRES SCREECH ] LOOKS LIKE YOU NEEDED A [ TIRES SCREECH ] LOOKS LIKE YOU NEEDED A SHOWER! LOOKS LIKE YOU NEEDED A SHOWER! [ LAUGHS ] SHOWER! [ LAUGHS ] [ BRAKES SQUEAL ] [ LAUGHS ] [ BRAKES SQUEAL ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ BRAKES SQUEAL ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] YOD-- [ TIRES SCREECH ] YOD-- [ LAUGHS ] YOD-- [ LAUGHS ] [ SIGHS ] [ LAUGHS ] [ SIGHS ] [ PARKING BRAKE CLICKS ] [ SIGHS ] [ PARKING BRAKE CLICKS ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ PARKING BRAKE CLICKS ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] YODEL AY HEE, YODEL [ TIRES SCREECH ] YODEL AY HEE, YODEL YODEL AY HEE YODEL AY HEE, YODEL YODEL AY HEE [ BRAKES SQUEAL ] YODEL AY HEE [ BRAKES SQUEAL ] WOULD YOU LIKE A RIDE? [ BRAKES SQUEAL ] WOULD YOU LIKE A RIDE? THANK YOU, SIR.
WOULD YOU LIKE A RIDE? THANK YOU, SIR.
[ CHUCKLES ] THANK YOU, SIR.
[ CHUCKLES ] [ CHUCKLES ] [ CHUCKLES ] [ CHUCKLES ] [ CHUCKLES ] [ CHUCKLES ] [ CHUCKLES ] [ GRUNTING ] [ CHUCKLES ] [ GRUNTING ] UGH! [ GRUNTING ] UGH! WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT CLOSER UGH! WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT CLOSER TO YOUR DESTINATION.
WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT CLOSER TO YOUR DESTINATION.
[ LAUGHS ] TO YOUR DESTINATION.
[ LAUGHS ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ LAUGHS ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] YODEL AY HEE [ TIRES SCREECH ] YODEL AY HEE DARN YOU, ROBINSON! YODEL AY HEE DARN YOU, ROBINSON! I HOPE SOMEDAY YOU GET WHAT YOU DARN YOU, ROBINSON! I HOPE SOMEDAY YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! I HOPE SOMEDAY YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! YODEL AY HEE, YO-- DESERVE! YODEL AY HEE, YO-- OW! YODEL AY HEE, YO-- OW! [ TIRES SCREECH ] OW! [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ METAL CRUNCHING, GLASS [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ METAL CRUNCHING, GLASS BREAKING ] [ METAL CRUNCHING, GLASS BREAKING ] WHOA.
I WISH I WAS RICH! BREAKING ] WHOA.
I WISH I WAS RICH! [ CLANGING ] WHOA.
I WISH I WAS RICH! [ CLANGING ] $20? IS THAT BEST YOU CAN DO? [ CLANGING ] $20? IS THAT BEST YOU CAN DO? [ GROANS ] [ BILL FLUTTERS ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] AH.
UNH! AH.
UNH! [ GROANS ] UNH! [ GROANS ] [ GRUNTS ] [ GROANS ] [ GRUNTS ] AH! UGH! [ GRUNTS ] AH! UGH! OOH! AH! UGH! OOH! [ GROWLS ] OOH! [ GROWLS ] YEAH.
[ GROWLS ] YEAH.
OHH! YEAH.
OHH! [ METAL CLINKS ] OHH! [ METAL CLINKS ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] [ STRAINING ] [ BONES CREAKING ] [ PANTING ] [ BONES CREAKING ] [ PANTING ] [ STRAINING ] [ PANTING ] [ STRAINING ] [ BONES CREAKING ] [ STRAINING ] [ BONES CREAKING ] [ COUGHING ] [ BONES CREAKING ] [ COUGHING ] [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] [ COUGHING ] [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] [ STRAINING ] [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] [ STRAINING ] [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] [ STRAINING ] [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] [ GROANS ] [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] [ GROANS ] AH, FORGET IT.
[ STRAINING ] [ BONES CREAKING ] FREEZE IN THE NAME OF THE LAW! FREEZE? LAW! FREEZE? WHAT AM I BEING FINED FOR? FREEZE? WHAT AM I BEING FINED FOR? STREET DANCING WITHOUT A WHAT AM I BEING FINED FOR? STREET DANCING WITHOUT A LICENSE.
STREET DANCING WITHOUT A LICENSE.
THAT'S A $20 FINE.
LICENSE.
THAT'S A $20 FINE.
JUST HELP YOURSELF.
THAT'S A $20 FINE.
JUST HELP YOURSELF.
[ GRUNTS ] AAH! JUST HELP YOURSELF.
[ GRUNTS ] AAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [ GRUNTS ] AAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [ CLANG! ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [ CLANG! ] [ PIGEONS COOING ] [ CLANG! ] [ PIGEONS COOING ] [ WHIP! ] [ PIGEONS COOING ] [ WHIP! ] [ WINGS FLUTTERING ] [ WHIP! ] [ WINGS FLUTTERING ] [ WHISTLE! ] [ WINGS FLUTTERING ] [ WHISTLE! ] AAH! [ WHISTLE! ] AAH! [ GROANS ] HI.
AAH! [ GROANS ] HI.
YES! [ GROANS ] HI.
YES! MMYES, WHAT? YES! MMYES, WHAT? YES, I WILL MARRY YOU.
MMYES, WHAT? YES, I WILL MARRY YOU.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] WAIT.
YES, I WILL MARRY YOU.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] WAIT.
I THINK THERE'S BEEN A [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] WAIT.
I THINK THERE'S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING.
I THINK THERE'S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING.
I'VE BEEN SAVING MYSELF ALL MISUNDERSTANDING.
I'VE BEEN SAVING MYSELF ALL THESE YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT, ALL I'VE BEEN SAVING MYSELF ALL THESE YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT, ALL THAT TIME SPENT ALONE, THESE YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT, ALL THAT TIME SPENT ALONE, DESPERATE, LOVELESS.
THAT TIME SPENT ALONE, DESPERATE, LOVELESS.
I WAS SO DEPRESSED, I COULDN'T DESPERATE, LOVELESS.
I WAS SO DEPRESSED, I COULDN'T GET WORK.
I WAS SO DEPRESSED, I COULDN'T GET WORK.
I LOST MY HOUSE.
GET WORK.
I LOST MY HOUSE.
I WAS FORCED TO LIVE WITH MY I LOST MY HOUSE.
I WAS FORCED TO LIVE WITH MY CATS IN A VAN BY THE FREEWAY, I WAS FORCED TO LIVE WITH MY CATS IN A VAN BY THE FREEWAY, FEEDING OFF SQUIRRELS AND RUST.
CATS IN A VAN BY THE FREEWAY, FEEDING OFF SQUIRRELS AND RUST.
BUT IT WAS ALL WORTH IT JUST FOR FEEDING OFF SQUIRRELS AND RUST.
BUT IT WAS ALL WORTH IT JUST FOR THIS MOMENT.
BUT IT WAS ALL WORTH IT JUST FOR THIS MOMENT.
YEAH, ABOUT THAT THIS MOMENT.
YEAH, ABOUT THAT WHAT? YEAH, ABOUT THAT WHAT? HAVE YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND? WHAT? HAVE YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND? UH, UH, UH HAVE YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND? UH, UH, UH YES! MAGIC DISAPPEARANCE! UH, UH, UH YES! MAGIC DISAPPEARANCE! KID, I'M ON THE SAME SIDE OF YES! MAGIC DISAPPEARANCE! KID, I'M ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE ROAD AS YOU.
KID, I'M ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE ROAD AS YOU.
I SAW YOU HIDE BEHIND THE TRASH THE ROAD AS YOU.
I SAW YOU HIDE BEHIND THE TRASH CAN.
I SAW YOU HIDE BEHIND THE TRASH CAN.
AAH! CAN.
AAH! NINJA! AAH! NINJA! [ COUGHS ] NINJA! [ COUGHS ] [ GLASS BREAKING ] [ COUGHS ] [ GLASS BREAKING ] SO LONG! [ GLASS BREAKING ] SO LONG! [ DOG BARKING ] SO LONG! [ DOG BARKING ] MY ARM! [ DOG BARKING ] MY ARM! AH! THAT'S MY WEAK ARM.
MY ARM! AH! THAT'S MY WEAK ARM.
[ WHIMPERING ] AH! THAT'S MY WEAK ARM.
[ WHIMPERING ] SEE YOU IN COURT, YOU PIECE [ WHIMPERING ] SEE YOU IN COURT, YOU PIECE OF TRASH.
SEE YOU IN COURT, YOU PIECE OF TRASH.
[ KEYPAD BEEPING ] [ NAIL FILE HUMMING ] [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] GOOD MORNING [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] GOOD MORNING ELMORE HELP DESK GOOD MORNING ELMORE HELP DESK HOW CAN I ASSIST YOU? ELMORE HELP DESK HOW CAN I ASSIST YOU? I'VE JUST BEEN ABANDONED BY HOW CAN I ASSIST YOU? I'VE JUST BEEN ABANDONED BY MY BRAND-NEW FIANCé I'VE JUST BEEN ABANDONED BY MY BRAND-NEW FIANCé I'M GONNA NEED HIS DETAILS MY BRAND-NEW FIANCé I'M GONNA NEED HIS DETAILS SO I CAN ASSIST YOU I'M GONNA NEED HIS DETAILS SO I CAN ASSIST YOU I KNOW IT SOUNDS UNLIKELY, SO I CAN ASSIST YOU I KNOW IT SOUNDS UNLIKELY, BUT I NEVER GOT HIS NAME I KNOW IT SOUNDS UNLIKELY, BUT I NEVER GOT HIS NAME SORRY, CALLER, HOLD THE BUT I NEVER GOT HIS NAME SORRY, CALLER, HOLD THE LINE SORRY, CALLER, HOLD THE LINE GOOD MORNING LINE GOOD MORNING ELMORE HELP DESK GOOD MORNING ELMORE HELP DESK HOW CAN I BE OF SERVICE? ELMORE HELP DESK HOW CAN I BE OF SERVICE? A CRAZY ALLIGATOR LADY HOW CAN I BE OF SERVICE? A CRAZY ALLIGATOR LADY WANTS TO BE MY BRIDE A CRAZY ALLIGATOR LADY WANTS TO BE MY BRIDE AND WHAT IS IT ABOUT HER WANTS TO BE MY BRIDE AND WHAT IS IT ABOUT HER THAT'S MAKING YOU SO NERVOUS? AND WHAT IS IT ABOUT HER THAT'S MAKING YOU SO NERVOUS? 87 TEETH AND A BUTT THAT'S THAT'S MAKING YOU SO NERVOUS? 87 TEETH AND A BUTT THAT'S 87 TEETH AND A BUTT THAT'S SORRY, CALLER, HOLD THE SORRY, CALLER, HOLD THE LINE SORRY, CALLER, HOLD THE LINE GOOD MORNING LINE GOOD MORNING ELMORE HELP DESK GOOD MORNING ELMORE HELP DESK HOW CAN I ASSIST YOU? ELMORE HELP DESK HOW CAN I ASSIST YOU? I'M GONNA NEED A BIT OF HOW CAN I ASSIST YOU? I'M GONNA NEED A BIT OF HELP TO GET ME STANDING I'M GONNA NEED A BIT OF HELP TO GET ME STANDING STRAIGHT HELP TO GET ME STANDING STRAIGHT AND DO YOU HAVE A WIFE, STRAIGHT AND DO YOU HAVE A WIFE, SIR, OR SOMEONE ELSE WHO'S WITH AND DO YOU HAVE A WIFE, SIR, OR SOMEONE ELSE WHO'S WITH YOU? SIR, OR SOMEONE ELSE WHO'S WITH YOU? I DON'T, BUT IF YOU'RE YOU? I DON'T, BUT IF YOU'RE OFFERING, I'LL PICK YOU UP AT I DON'T, BUT IF YOU'RE OFFERING, I'LL PICK YOU UP AT OFFERING, I'LL PICK YOU UP AT MORNING, ELMORE HELP DESK MORNING, ELMORE HELP DESK HOW CAN I ASSIST YOU? MORNING, ELMORE HELP DESK HOW CAN I ASSIST YOU? I WANT TO SUE THE LOUSY HOW CAN I ASSIST YOU? I WANT TO SUE THE LOUSY FLYING HEAD WHO MADE ME CRASH I WANT TO SUE THE LOUSY FLYING HEAD WHO MADE ME CRASH THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT, FLYING HEAD WHO MADE ME CRASH THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT, SIR, I REALLY MUST INSIST YOU THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT, SIR, I REALLY MUST INSIST YOU OUR TAXES PAY YOUR WAGES, SIR, I REALLY MUST INSIST YOU OUR TAXES PAY YOUR WAGES, I'M ENTITLED TO BE BRASH OUR TAXES PAY YOUR WAGES, I'M ENTITLED TO BE BRASH YES, HELP DESK, WHAT SEEMS I'M ENTITLED TO BE BRASH YES, HELP DESK, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE CRISIS? YES, HELP DESK, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE CRISIS? AN ACCIDENT HAS LEFT ME TO BE THE CRISIS? AN ACCIDENT HAS LEFT ME VERY WIDELY SPREAD AN ACCIDENT HAS LEFT ME VERY WIDELY SPREAD STAY CALM AND WAIT FOR VERY WIDELY SPREAD STAY CALM AND WAIT FOR HELP, SIR, THAT'S WHAT MY STAY CALM AND WAIT FOR HELP, SIR, THAT'S WHAT MY ADVICE IS HELP, SIR, THAT'S WHAT MY ADVICE IS I WOULD, BUT I'M AFRAID I ADVICE IS I WOULD, BUT I'M AFRAID I HAVE AN ITCH UPON MY HEAD I WOULD, BUT I'M AFRAID I HAVE AN ITCH UPON MY HEAD SORRY, CALLER, HOLD THE HAVE AN ITCH UPON MY HEAD SORRY, CALLER, HOLD THE LINE SORRY, CALLER, HOLD THE LINE MORNING, MA'AM, I'M BACK LINE MORNING, MA'AM, I'M BACK NOW, I FOUND YOUR LOST FIANCé MORNING, MA'AM, I'M BACK NOW, I FOUND YOUR LOST FIANCé WHO YOU CALLING "MA'AM"? NOW, I FOUND YOUR LOST FIANCé WHO YOU CALLING "MA'AM"? THIS SERVICE IS APPALLING WHO YOU CALLING "MA'AM"? THIS SERVICE IS APPALLING SORRY, SIR, I'M TRYING THIS SERVICE IS APPALLING SORRY, SIR, I'M TRYING THERE'S NO NEED TO BE NASTY SORRY, SIR, I'M TRYING THERE'S NO NEED TO BE NASTY I MIGHT HAVE BEEN BACK HOME THERE'S NO NEED TO BE NASTY I MIGHT HAVE BEEN BACK HOME BY NOW IF I'D HAVE STARTED I MIGHT HAVE BEEN BACK HOME BY NOW IF I'D HAVE STARTED CRAWLING BY NOW IF I'D HAVE STARTED CRAWLING MORNING, ELMORE HELP DESK CRAWLING MORNING, ELMORE HELP DESK STOP THAT CRAZY GATOR MORNING, ELMORE HELP DESK STOP THAT CRAZY GATOR AGAIN, I AM A CROCODILE STOP THAT CRAZY GATOR AGAIN, I AM A CROCODILE CAN SOMEONE SCRATCH ME? AGAIN, I AM A CROCODILE CAN SOMEONE SCRATCH ME? I THINK I'LL CALL BACK CAN SOMEONE SCRATCH ME? I THINK I'LL CALL BACK LATER I THINK I'LL CALL BACK LATER I'LL HAVE YOUR JOB FOR LATER I'LL HAVE YOUR JOB FOR THIS I'LL HAVE YOUR JOB FOR THIS WAIT A SEC, IS THAT MY THIS WAIT A SEC, IS THAT MY DAD? WAIT A SEC, IS THAT MY DAD? OKAY, ENOUGH, ALREADY DAD? OKAY, ENOUGH, ALREADY YOU GET SOME MANNERS, AND YOU OKAY, ENOUGH, ALREADY YOU GET SOME MANNERS, AND YOU GET A LIFE YOU GET SOME MANNERS, AND YOU GET A LIFE YOU NEED SOME STANDARDS, AND GET A LIFE YOU NEED SOME STANDARDS, AND YOU NEED A WIFE YOU NEED SOME STANDARDS, AND YOU NEED A WIFE YOU NEED A PAYOFF YOU NEED A WIFE YOU NEED A PAYOFF NOW I NEED A DAY OFF! YOU NEED A PAYOFF NOW I NEED A DAY OFF! HUNH! UNH! NOW I NEED A DAY OFF! HUNH! UNH! [ GLASS BREAKING ] HUNH! UNH! [ GLASS BREAKING ] [ WHISTLE! ] [ GLASS BREAKING ] [ WHISTLE! ] AAH! [ WHISTLE! ] AAH! [ TIRES SCREECH ] AAH! [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ ALL GRUNTING ] [ OVERLAPPING GRUNTING ] HUH? [ ALL GRUNTING ] UGH! [ ALL GRUNTING ] UGH! [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] UGH! [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] [ GROANING ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] [ GROANING ] AAAAAAAAAAH! [ PANTING ] AHAHAH AH-CHOO! AHAHAH AH-CHOO! WHOA! AH-CHOO! WHOA! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AAAAAAH! WHOA! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AAAAAAH! OH, MY GOSH, A TORNADO! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AAAAAAH! OH, MY GOSH, A TORNADO! EVERYONE, GET OUT OF HERE! OH, MY GOSH, A TORNADO! EVERYONE, GET OUT OF HERE! [ WHEEL SQUEAKING ] EVERYONE, GET OUT OF HERE! [ WHEEL SQUEAKING ] OH.
NEVER MIND.
[ WHEEL SQUEAKING ] OH.
NEVER MIND.
AAH! OH.
NEVER MIND.
AAH! AND TODAY IN ELMORE, WE'LL AAH! AND TODAY IN ELMORE, WE'LL HAVE HIGHS OF 85 DEGREES WITH A AND TODAY IN ELMORE, WE'LL HAVE HIGHS OF 85 DEGREES WITH A LIGHT WIND COMING IN FROM THE HAVE HIGHS OF 85 DEGREES WITH A LIGHT WIND COMING IN FROM THE SOUTH AND SOME SCATTERED CLOUD.
LIGHT WIND COMING IN FROM THE SOUTH AND SOME SCATTERED CLOUD.
AAH! SOUTH AND SOME SCATTERED CLOUD.
AAH! [ WHISTLE! ] AAH! [ WHISTLE! ] [ CRASHING, GLASS BREAKING ] [ WHISTLE! ] [ CRASHING, GLASS BREAKING ] [ DROOP! ] [ CRASHING, GLASS BREAKING ] [ DROOP! ] [ WIND HOWLING ] [ DROOP! ] [ WIND HOWLING ] Dad: [ GASPS ] AAH! AAH! [ WIND HOWLING ] Dad: [ GASPS ] AAH! AAH! [ GASPS ] Dad: [ GASPS ] AAH! AAH! [ GASPS ] AAH! [ GASPS ] AAH! [ STRAINING ] AAH! [ STRAINING ] [ WOBBLE! ] [ STRAINING ] [ WOBBLE! ] [ POP! ] [ WOBBLE! ] [ POP! ] [ GRUNTING ] [ POP! ] [ GRUNTING ] AAH! AAH! [ GRUNTING ] AAH! AAH! [ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ] AAH! AAH! [ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ] [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] [ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ] [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] OKAY, BREAK TIME OVER.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] OKAY, BREAK TIME OVER.
I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO TAKE OKAY, BREAK TIME OVER.
I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO TAKE ATTENDANCE, SO IF YOU'RE NOT I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO TAKE ATTENDANCE, SO IF YOU'RE NOT HERE, PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND ATTENDANCE, SO IF YOU'RE NOT HERE, PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND NOW.
HERE, PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND NOW.
GOOD.
NOW.
GOOD.
WHERE'S THE BUTTERFLY?! GOOD.
WHERE'S THE BUTTERFLY?! Darwin: MISS SIMIAN, WE DID WHERE'S THE BUTTERFLY?! Darwin: MISS SIMIAN, WE DID THE ONLY DECENT THING AND SET IT Darwin: MISS SIMIAN, WE DID THE ONLY DECENT THING AND SET IT FREE.
THE ONLY DECENT THING AND SET IT FREE.
YOU FOOLS! FREE.
YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE UNLEASED THE SHEER YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE UNLEASED THE SHEER DESTRUCTIVE POWER OF A BUTTERFLY YOU'VE UNLEASED THE SHEER DESTRUCTIVE POWER OF A BUTTERFLY ON THE WORLD! DESTRUCTIVE POWER OF A BUTTERFLY ON THE WORLD! PLEASE DUCK AND COVER! ON THE WORLD! PLEASE DUCK AND COVER! Gumball: COME ON, PLEASE DUCK AND COVER! Gumball: COME ON, MISS SIMIAN.
Gumball: COME ON, MISS SIMIAN.
DO YOU REALLY THINK A LITTLE MISS SIMIAN.
DO YOU REALLY THINK A LITTLE BUTTERFLY COULD -- OH, HERE HE DO YOU REALLY THINK A LITTLE BUTTERFLY COULD -- OH, HERE HE IS NOW, COMING BACK TO SAY BUTTERFLY COULD -- OH, HERE HE IS NOW, COMING BACK TO SAY HELLO.
IS NOW, COMING BACK TO SAY HELLO.
AH, HE'S SO CUTE.
HELLO.
AH, HE'S SO CUTE.
HOW COULD ANYONE BELIEVE THAT AH, HE'S SO CUTE.
HOW COULD ANYONE BELIEVE THAT SOMETHING SO TINY COULD DESTROY HOW COULD ANYONE BELIEVE THAT SOMETHING SO TINY COULD DESTROY A WHOLE TOWN? SOMETHING SO TINY COULD DESTROY A WHOLE TOWN? [ RUMBLING ] A WHOLE TOWN? [ RUMBLING ] [ SQUEAKING ] Both: [ Chanting ] BREAKFAST! [ RHYTHMIC POUNDING ] BREAKFAST! BREAK-- [ RHYTHMIC POUNDING ] BREAKFAST! BREAK-- Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT IS BREAKFAST! BREAK-- Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT IS THIS? Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT IS THIS? IT LOOKS LIKE MEDIEVAL PRISON THIS? IT LOOKS LIKE MEDIEVAL PRISON FOOD.
IT LOOKS LIKE MEDIEVAL PRISON FOOD.
Mom: IT'S CEREAL, REAL FOOD.
Mom: IT'S CEREAL, REAL CEREAL.
Mom: IT'S CEREAL, REAL CEREAL.
Darwin: WHAT'S WRONG WITH CEREAL.
Darwin: WHAT'S WRONG WITH SMASHMALLOWS? Darwin: WHAT'S WRONG WITH SMASHMALLOWS? Mom: I'VE READ THE BACK OF SMASHMALLOWS? Mom: I'VE READ THE BACK OF THE BOX.
Mom: I'VE READ THE BACK OF THE BOX.
THIS IS SO UNHEALTHY THAT BY THE THE BOX.
THIS IS SO UNHEALTHY THAT BY THE TIME YOU GUYS TURN 13, YOUR THIS IS SO UNHEALTHY THAT BY THE TIME YOU GUYS TURN 13, YOUR DOUBLE CHINS WILL BE TOUCHING TIME YOU GUYS TURN 13, YOUR DOUBLE CHINS WILL BE TOUCHING YOUR CANKLES.
DOUBLE CHINS WILL BE TOUCHING YOUR CANKLES.
Gumball: AT LEAST THE MASCOT YOUR CANKLES.
Gumball: AT LEAST THE MASCOT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A COWBOY GOAT Gumball: AT LEAST THE MASCOT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A COWBOY GOAT WITH HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A COWBOY GOAT WITH HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.
Darwin: PLEASE, MRS.
MOM.
WITH HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.
Darwin: PLEASE, MRS.
MOM.
THIS CEREAL'S SO BLEAK THAT IF Darwin: PLEASE, MRS.
MOM.
THIS CEREAL'S SO BLEAK THAT IF IT WAS A MOVIE, IT WOULD BE THIS CEREAL'S SO BLEAK THAT IF IT WAS A MOVIE, IT WOULD BE DANISH.
IT WAS A MOVIE, IT WOULD BE DANISH.
Mom: I'M SORRY, BUT THE DANISH.
Mom: I'M SORRY, BUT THE SMASHMALLOWS ARE GOING IN THE Mom: I'M SORRY, BUT THE SMASHMALLOWS ARE GOING IN THE TRASH, AND THAT'S THAT.
SMASHMALLOWS ARE GOING IN THE TRASH, AND THAT'S THAT.
Gumball: [ SNIFFS ] TRASH, AND THAT'S THAT.
Gumball: [ SNIFFS ] Mom: WHAT? Gumball: [ SNIFFS ] Mom: WHAT? Gumball: THANK YOU, MOM.
Mom: WHAT? Gumball: THANK YOU, MOM.
THANK YOU FOR HAVING THE COURAGE Gumball: THANK YOU, MOM.
THANK YOU FOR HAVING THE COURAGE TO SOMETIMES SAY NO.
THANK YOU FOR HAVING THE COURAGE TO SOMETIMES SAY NO.
ONE DAY, I'LL LOOK BACK AT TO SOMETIMES SAY NO.
ONE DAY, I'LL LOOK BACK AT MOMENTS LIKE THIS AND SAY ONE DAY, I'LL LOOK BACK AT MOMENTS LIKE THIS AND SAY [Voice breaking] "I HAD A GOOD MOMENTS LIKE THIS AND SAY [Voice breaking] "I HAD A GOOD MOTHER.
" [Voice breaking] "I HAD A GOOD MOTHER.
" Mom: OH, BOYS.
I LOVE YOU.
MOTHER.
" Mom: OH, BOYS.
I LOVE YOU.
OH! Mom: OH, BOYS.
I LOVE YOU.
OH! [ DOOR CLOSES ] OH! [ DOOR CLOSES ] Gumball: OKAY, WHAT DID YOU [ DOOR CLOSES ] Gumball: OKAY, WHAT DID YOU GET? Gumball: OKAY, WHAT DID YOU GET? Darwin: NOT MUCH.
YOU? GET? Darwin: NOT MUCH.
YOU? Gumball: [ SIGHS ] Darwin: NOT MUCH.
YOU? Gumball: [ SIGHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] Gumball: [ SIGHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, I DON'T THINK WE'RE EVER [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, I DON'T THINK WE'RE EVER GONNA SEE SMASHMALLOWS AGAIN, SO OKAY, I DON'T THINK WE'RE EVER GONNA SEE SMASHMALLOWS AGAIN, SO WE GOT TO MAKE THE MOST OF GONNA SEE SMASHMALLOWS AGAIN, SO WE GOT TO MAKE THE MOST OF THESE.
WE GOT TO MAKE THE MOST OF THESE.
Darwin: HOW? THESE.
Darwin: HOW? Gumball: WE EXERCISE AS WE Darwin: HOW? Gumball: WE EXERCISE AS WE EAT.
Gumball: WE EXERCISE AS WE EAT.
THAT WAY, THE BLOOD RUSHES TO EAT.
THAT WAY, THE BLOOD RUSHES TO YOUR HEAD, AND YOU GET MORE OF A THAT WAY, THE BLOOD RUSHES TO YOUR HEAD, AND YOU GET MORE OF A SUGAR RUSH.
YOUR HEAD, AND YOU GET MORE OF A SUGAR RUSH.
Darwin: ARE YOU GETTING SUGAR RUSH.
Darwin: ARE YOU GETTING ANYTHING? Darwin: ARE YOU GETTING ANYTHING? Gumball: [ Burping ] MOSTLY ANYTHING? Gumball: [ Burping ] MOSTLY ACID REFLUX.
Gumball: [ Burping ] MOSTLY ACID REFLUX.
IF WE EAT, THEN STAND ON OUR ACID REFLUX.
IF WE EAT, THEN STAND ON OUR HEADS, THE SUGAR WILL RUSH TO IF WE EAT, THEN STAND ON OUR HEADS, THE SUGAR WILL RUSH TO OUR BRAINS FASTER DUE TO HEADS, THE SUGAR WILL RUSH TO OUR BRAINS FASTER DUE TO GRAVITY.
OUR BRAINS FASTER DUE TO GRAVITY.
[ BOTH MUNCHING ] GRAVITY.
[ BOTH MUNCHING ] Darwin: IT'S NOT WORKING.
[ BOTH MUNCHING ] Darwin: IT'S NOT WORKING.
Gumball: OKAY, WE INGEST IT Darwin: IT'S NOT WORKING.
Gumball: OKAY, WE INGEST IT THROUGH THE EYE.
Gumball: OKAY, WE INGEST IT THROUGH THE EYE.
IT'S WAY CLOSER TO THE BRAIN, SO THROUGH THE EYE.
IT'S WAY CLOSER TO THE BRAIN, SO THE SUGAR RUSH WILL KICK IN IT'S WAY CLOSER TO THE BRAIN, SO THE SUGAR RUSH WILL KICK IN FASTER.
THE SUGAR RUSH WILL KICK IN FASTER.
Darwin: WHAT, LIKE RUB IT IN? FASTER.
Darwin: WHAT, LIKE RUB IT IN? Gumball: NAH, SILLY.
Darwin: WHAT, LIKE RUB IT IN? Gumball: NAH, SILLY.
LIKE THIS.
Gumball: NAH, SILLY.
LIKE THIS.
[ MUNCHING ] LIKE THIS.
[ MUNCHING ] GETTING ANYTHING? [ MUNCHING ] GETTING ANYTHING? Darwin: NO.
GETTING ANYTHING? Darwin: NO.
Gumball: YEAH, ME NEITHER.
Darwin: NO.
Gumball: YEAH, ME NEITHER.
AAH! Gumball: YEAH, ME NEITHER.
AAH! Darwin: [ High-pitched AAH! Darwin: [ High-pitched voice ] DUDE, THIS CEREAL IS Darwin: [ High-pitched voice ] DUDE, THIS CEREAL IS AMAZING.
voice ] DUDE, THIS CEREAL IS AMAZING.
WHO INVENTED THEM? AMAZING.
WHO INVENTED THEM? Gumball: [ High-pitched WHO INVENTED THEM? Gumball: [ High-pitched voice ] PEOPLE.
Gumball: [ High-pitched voice ] PEOPLE.
PEOPLE INVENT EVERYTHING.
voice ] PEOPLE.
PEOPLE INVENT EVERYTHING.
LIKE, AT SOME POINT, SOME GUY PEOPLE INVENT EVERYTHING.
LIKE, AT SOME POINT, SOME GUY WAS SITTING DOWN, AND HE LIKE, AT SOME POINT, SOME GUY WAS SITTING DOWN, AND HE INVENTED THE MUSTACHE.
WAS SITTING DOWN, AND HE INVENTED THE MUSTACHE.
Darwin: AND THEN ONE DAY SOME INVENTED THE MUSTACHE.
Darwin: AND THEN ONE DAY SOME GUY STARTED SAW ROTTING MILK ON Darwin: AND THEN ONE DAY SOME GUY STARTED SAW ROTTING MILK ON THE FLOOR, AND HE WAS LIKE, GUY STARTED SAW ROTTING MILK ON THE FLOOR, AND HE WAS LIKE, "HEY, THAT SMELLS LIKE FEET.
THE FLOOR, AND HE WAS LIKE, "HEY, THAT SMELLS LIKE FEET.
I SHOULD PUT IT IN MY MOUTH.
" "HEY, THAT SMELLS LIKE FEET.
I SHOULD PUT IT IN MY MOUTH.
" BOOM! INVENTED CHEESE! I SHOULD PUT IT IN MY MOUTH.
" BOOM! INVENTED CHEESE! Gumball: WHAT ARE WE GONNA BOOM! INVENTED CHEESE! Gumball: WHAT ARE WE GONNA INVENT? Gumball: WHAT ARE WE GONNA INVENT? Darwin: I DON'T KNOW.
INVENT? Darwin: I DON'T KNOW.
DOES IT MATTER IF WE ACHIEVE Darwin: I DON'T KNOW.
DOES IT MATTER IF WE ACHIEVE ANYTHING? DOES IT MATTER IF WE ACHIEVE ANYTHING? Gumball: I GUESS NOT.
ANYTHING? Gumball: I GUESS NOT.
LOOK AT PIGEONS.
Gumball: I GUESS NOT.
LOOK AT PIGEONS.
THEY DON'T GET ANYTHING DONE.
LOOK AT PIGEONS.
THEY DON'T GET ANYTHING DONE.
Darwin: YEAH.
THEY DON'T GET ANYTHING DONE.
Darwin: YEAH.
WHAT'S THE POINT OF THEIR LIFE? Darwin: YEAH.
WHAT'S THE POINT OF THEIR LIFE? [ BOTH GASP ] WHAT'S THE POINT OF THEIR LIFE? [ BOTH GASP ] Both: [ Normal voices ] [ BOTH GASP ] Both: [ Normal voices ] WHAT'S THE POINT OF OUR LIVES? Both: [ Normal voices ] WHAT'S THE POINT OF OUR LIVES? [ MUFFLED SCREAM ] WHAT'S THE POINT OF OUR LIVES? [ MUFFLED SCREAM ] Gumball: I WILL FIND OUT! [ MUFFLED SCREAM ] Gumball: I WILL FIND OUT! Darwin: AND I'LL HELP YOU Gumball: I WILL FIND OUT! Darwin: AND I'LL HELP YOU [ SQUEAK! ] Darwin: AND I'LL HELP YOU [ SQUEAK! ] AS SOON AS I FIND A WAY TO [ SQUEAK! ] AS SOON AS I FIND A WAY TO GET RID OF THESE HANDCUFFS AND AS SOON AS I FIND A WAY TO GET RID OF THESE HANDCUFFS AND THIS THING ON MY -- BUTT! GET RID OF THESE HANDCUFFS AND THIS THING ON MY -- BUTT! Gumball: AW, MAN, THAT'S A THIS THING ON MY -- BUTT! Gumball: AW, MAN, THAT'S A BIG QUESTION -- WHAT IS THE Gumball: AW, MAN, THAT'S A BIG QUESTION -- WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE? BIG QUESTION -- WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE? [ IMITATES EXPLOSION ] MEANING OF LIFE? [ IMITATES EXPLOSION ] [ IMITATES SMALL EXPLOSIONS ] [ IMITATES EXPLOSION ] [ IMITATES SMALL EXPLOSIONS ] Darwin: WHO COULD ANSWER SUCH [ IMITATES SMALL EXPLOSIONS ] Darwin: WHO COULD ANSWER SUCH A QUESTION? Darwin: WHO COULD ANSWER SUCH A QUESTION? Gumball: OH, NOBODY HERE.
A QUESTION? Gumball: OH, NOBODY HERE.
WE BETTER ASK AROUND.
Gumball: OH, NOBODY HERE.
WE BETTER ASK AROUND.
GUYS! WAIT! WE BETTER ASK AROUND.
GUYS! WAIT! I'VE GOT THE ANSWER! GUYS! WAIT! I'VE GOT THE ANSWER! GUYS, I'VE GOT THE ANSWER! I'VE GOT THE ANSWER! GUYS, I'VE GOT THE ANSWER! WAIT! GUYS, I'VE GOT THE ANSWER! WAIT! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] WAIT! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] WAIT FOR ME! [ TIRES SCREECH ] WAIT FOR ME! [ GLASS BREAKING ] WAIT FOR ME! [ GLASS BREAKING ] I'VE GOT THE ANSWER! [ GLASS BREAKING ] I'VE GOT THE ANSWER! Gumball: LARRY, WHAT DO YOU I'VE GOT THE ANSWER! Gumball: LARRY, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MEANING OF LIFE IS? Gumball: LARRY, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MEANING OF LIFE IS? HMM.
WORK! THINK THE MEANING OF LIFE IS? HMM.
WORK! IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE USEFUL.
HMM.
WORK! IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE USEFUL.
LOOK AT ME.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE USEFUL.
LOOK AT ME.
I GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.
LOOK AT ME.
I GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.
I GET UP, I SHOWER, I COME TO I GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.
I GET UP, I SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, I WORK ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GET UP, I SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, I WORK ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO TO SLEEP, I GET UP, I WORK, I WORK ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO TO SLEEP, I GET UP, I SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, I WORK I GO TO SLEEP, I GET UP, I SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, I WORK ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO TO SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, I WORK ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO TO SLEEP, I GET UP, I SHOWER, I ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO TO SLEEP, I GET UP, I SHOWER, I COME TO WOR-- SLEEP, I GET UP, I SHOWER, I COME TO WOR-- [ TWITCH! TWITCH! TWITCH! ] COME TO WOR-- [ TWITCH! TWITCH! TWITCH! ] I GET UP, I SHOWER, I COME TO [ TWITCH! TWITCH! TWITCH! ] I GET UP, I SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, I WORK ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GET UP, I SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, I WORK ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO TO SLEEP, I GET UP, I WORK, I WORK ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO TO SLEEP, I GET UP, I SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, I WORK I GO TO SLEEP, I GET UP, I SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, I WORK ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO TO SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, I WORK ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO TO SLEEP -- MWAH! -- I GET UP ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO TO SLEEP -- MWAH! -- I GET UP NEEDLEMEYER, BUDDY, I THINK SLEEP -- MWAH! -- I GET UP NEEDLEMEYER, BUDDY, I THINK YOU ARE -- NEEDLEMEYER, BUDDY, I THINK YOU ARE -- [ SMOOCHES ] YOU ARE -- [ SMOOCHES ] AAH! [ SMOOCHES ] AAH! I SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, AAH! I SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, I WORK ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO I SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, I WORK ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO TO SLEEP, I GET UP, I SHOWER I WORK ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO TO SLEEP, I GET UP, I SHOWER HEY, I'VE GOT THE -- AAH! TO SLEEP, I GET UP, I SHOWER HEY, I'VE GOT THE -- AAH! [ TIRES SCREECH ] HEY, I'VE GOT THE -- AAH! [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ PLOP! PLOP! ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ PLOP! PLOP! ] I GET UP, I SHOWER, I COME [ PLOP! PLOP! ] I GET UP, I SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, I WORK ALL DAY, I GO I GET UP, I SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, I WORK ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO TO SLEEP, I GET UP, I TO WORK, I WORK ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO TO SLEEP, I GET UP, I SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, I WORK HOME, I GO TO SLEEP, I GET UP, I SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, I WORK ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO TO SHOWER, I COME TO WORK, I WORK ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO TO SLEEP ALL DAY, I GO HOME, I GO TO SLEEP Gumball: EH, SEEMS TO WORK SLEEP Gumball: EH, SEEMS TO WORK FOR HIM, BUT I FEEL LIKE THERE Gumball: EH, SEEMS TO WORK FOR HIM, BUT I FEEL LIKE THERE MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE TO LIFE FOR HIM, BUT I FEEL LIKE THERE MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE TO LIFE THAN THAT.
MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE TO LIFE THAN THAT.
YES, THERE IS.
THAN THAT.
YES, THERE IS.
YOU SEE, I BELIEVE THE MEANING YES, THERE IS.
YOU SEE, I BELIEVE THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO BE GOOD TO OTHERS YOU SEE, I BELIEVE THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO BE GOOD TO OTHERS BECAUSE IF YOU HELP SOMEONE, OF LIFE IS TO BE GOOD TO OTHERS BECAUSE IF YOU HELP SOMEONE, THEN ONE DAY THEY MIGHT HELP BECAUSE IF YOU HELP SOMEONE, THEN ONE DAY THEY MIGHT HELP SOMEONE ELSE, AND THE WORLD WILL THEN ONE DAY THEY MIGHT HELP SOMEONE ELSE, AND THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE.
SOMEONE ELSE, AND THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE.
[ BOTH GRUNTING ] BE A BETTER PLACE.
[ BOTH GRUNTING ] RIGHT.
WE TRASHED YOUR STUFF.
[ BOTH GRUNTING ] RIGHT.
WE TRASHED YOUR STUFF.
NOW LET'S KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF.
RIGHT.
WE TRASHED YOUR STUFF.
NOW LET'S KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF.
PLEASE ALLOW ME.
NOW LET'S KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF.
PLEASE ALLOW ME.
OHH! [ COUGHS ] PLEASE ALLOW ME.
OHH! [ COUGHS ] PLEASE SHOW A LITTLE CHARITY.
OHH! [ COUGHS ] PLEASE SHOW A LITTLE CHARITY.
HELP ME.
PLEASE SHOW A LITTLE CHARITY.
HELP ME.
Gumball: WELL, CHARITY BEGINS HELP ME.
Gumball: WELL, CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME, WHICH IS WHERE WE'RE Gumball: WELL, CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME, WHICH IS WHERE WE'RE GOING RIGHT NOW.
AT HOME, WHICH IS WHERE WE'RE GOING RIGHT NOW.
[ SQUEAK! ] GOING RIGHT NOW.
[ SQUEAK! ] Gumball: MOM, WHAT DO YOU [ SQUEAK! ] Gumball: MOM, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MEANING OF LIFE IS? Gumball: MOM, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MEANING OF LIFE IS? Mom: HMM, NOW, THAT'S A THINK THE MEANING OF LIFE IS? Mom: HMM, NOW, THAT'S A TRICKY ONE.
Mom: HMM, NOW, THAT'S A TRICKY ONE.
I GUESS IT WOULD [Evil voice] TRICKY ONE.
I GUESS IT WOULD [Evil voice] CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES! I GUESS IT WOULD [Evil voice] CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES! SEE THEM QUIVER BEFORE YOU AND CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES! SEE THEM QUIVER BEFORE YOU AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR SEE THEM QUIVER BEFORE YOU AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR [ Normal voice ] OR HAVING A HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR [ Normal voice ] OR HAVING A FAMILY.
[ Normal voice ] OR HAVING A FAMILY.
IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME.
FAMILY.
IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME.
[ INHALES SHARPLY ] IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME.
[ INHALES SHARPLY ] Dad: THE MEANING OF LIFE? [ INHALES SHARPLY ] Dad: THE MEANING OF LIFE? WELL, I'VE DEDICATED MY LIFE TO Dad: THE MEANING OF LIFE? WELL, I'VE DEDICATED MY LIFE TO THE INDULGENCE OF THE SENSES.
WELL, I'VE DEDICATED MY LIFE TO THE INDULGENCE OF THE SENSES.
A FEELING OF TOTAL SATISFACTION THE INDULGENCE OF THE SENSES.
A FEELING OF TOTAL SATISFACTION AND PLEASURE IS THE HIGHEST FORM A FEELING OF TOTAL SATISFACTION AND PLEASURE IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF EXISTENCE.
AND PLEASURE IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF EXISTENCE.
[ SMOOSH! SMOOSH! SMOOSH! ] OF EXISTENCE.
[ SMOOSH! SMOOSH! SMOOSH! ] [ MUNCHES, GULPS ] [ SMOOSH! SMOOSH! SMOOSH! ] [ MUNCHES, GULPS ] Gumball: THAT JUST SOUNDS [ MUNCHES, GULPS ] Gumball: THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE STUFFING YOUR FACE.
Gumball: THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE STUFFING YOUR FACE.
Dad: YEAH, WELL, LIKE STUFFING YOUR FACE.
Dad: YEAH, WELL, PHILOSOPHICALLY.
Dad: YEAH, WELL, PHILOSOPHICALLY.
Darwin: YOU DO LOOK PHILOSOPHICALLY.
Darwin: YOU DO LOOK PHILOSOPHICAL IN YOUR TOGA.
Darwin: YOU DO LOOK PHILOSOPHICAL IN YOUR TOGA.
Dad: THIS IS NOT A TOGA.
PHILOSOPHICAL IN YOUR TOGA.
Dad: THIS IS NOT A TOGA.
IT'S A FULL-BODY BIB.
Dad: THIS IS NOT A TOGA.
IT'S A FULL-BODY BIB.
Gumball: [ INHALES SHARPLY ] IT'S A FULL-BODY BIB.
Gumball: [ INHALES SHARPLY ] NOT QUITE FULL BODY, Gumball: [ INHALES SHARPLY ] NOT QUITE FULL BODY, UNFORTUNATELY.
NOT QUITE FULL BODY, UNFORTUNATELY.
[ ZOOM! ] UNFORTUNATELY.
[ ZOOM! ] Anais: UGH! WHAT? [ ZOOM! ] Anais: UGH! WHAT? Gumball: WHAT'S THE MEANING Anais: UGH! WHAT? Gumball: WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE? Gumball: WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE? Anais: TO UNDERSTAND THE OF LIFE? Anais: TO UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF LIFE, YOU NEED TO Anais: TO UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF LIFE, YOU NEED TO BETTER YOURSELF BY LEARNING AS MEANING OF LIFE, YOU NEED TO BETTER YOURSELF BY LEARNING AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.
BETTER YOURSELF BY LEARNING AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.
Darwin: SO YOU CAN ANSWER ANY MUCH AS YOU CAN.
Darwin: SO YOU CAN ANSWER ANY OTHER QUESTION.
Darwin: SO YOU CAN ANSWER ANY OTHER QUESTION.
Anais: ABSOLUTELY! OTHER QUESTION.
Anais: ABSOLUTELY! Gumball: LIKE, WOULD YOU Anais: ABSOLUTELY! Gumball: LIKE, WOULD YOU RATHER KISS A DOG OR HAVE A BABY Gumball: LIKE, WOULD YOU RATHER KISS A DOG OR HAVE A BABY DROOL IN YOUR MOUTH? RATHER KISS A DOG OR HAVE A BABY DROOL IN YOUR MOUTH? Darwin: OR WOULD YOU RATHER DROOL IN YOUR MOUTH? Darwin: OR WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE FOOT-HANDS OR HAND-FEET? Darwin: OR WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE FOOT-HANDS OR HAND-FEET? Gumball: OR HOW LONG WOULD A HAVE FOOT-HANDS OR HAND-FEET? Gumball: OR HOW LONG WOULD A PERSON SURVIVE JUST BY EATING Gumball: OR HOW LONG WOULD A PERSON SURVIVE JUST BY EATING THEIR OWN HAIR? PERSON SURVIVE JUST BY EATING THEIR OWN HAIR? Anais: UGH.
THEIR OWN HAIR? Anais: UGH.
Darwin: WHAT YOU DOING? Anais: UGH.
Darwin: WHAT YOU DOING? Anais: IN JUST THREE Darwin: WHAT YOU DOING? Anais: IN JUST THREE SENTENCES, YOU PROVED I DON'T Anais: IN JUST THREE SENTENCES, YOU PROVED I DON'T WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING.
SENTENCES, YOU PROVED I DON'T WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING.
IF MY QUESTION FOR KNOWLEDGE IS WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING.
IF MY QUESTION FOR KNOWLEDGE IS POINTLESS, THEN I MIGHT AS WELL IF MY QUESTION FOR KNOWLEDGE IS POINTLESS, THEN I MIGHT AS WELL GO FOR THE SECOND-BEST OPTION.
POINTLESS, THEN I MIGHT AS WELL GO FOR THE SECOND-BEST OPTION.
Gumball: AND WHAT'S THAT? GO FOR THE SECOND-BEST OPTION.
Gumball: AND WHAT'S THAT? Anais: BLISSFUL IGNORANCE.
Gumball: AND WHAT'S THAT? Anais: BLISSFUL IGNORANCE.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ] Anais: BLISSFUL IGNORANCE.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ] Darwin: GUMBALL, WHAT ARE WE [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] Darwin: GUMBALL, WHAT ARE WE DOING IN HERE? Darwin: GUMBALL, WHAT ARE WE DOING IN HERE? Gumball: WHO'S BETTER DOING IN HERE? Gumball: WHO'S BETTER QUALIFIED TO KNOW THE MEANING OF Gumball: WHO'S BETTER QUALIFIED TO KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE THAN MOTHER NATURE HERSELF? QUALIFIED TO KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE THAN MOTHER NATURE HERSELF? LET'S ASK THIS LITTLE SQUIRREL.
LIFE THAN MOTHER NATURE HERSELF? LET'S ASK THIS LITTLE SQUIRREL.
[ GARBLED SPEAKING ] LET'S ASK THIS LITTLE SQUIRREL.
[ GARBLED SPEAKING ] OW! WHAT DID I SAY? [ GARBLED SPEAKING ] OW! WHAT DID I SAY? Darwin: YOU JUST SAID HE WAS OW! WHAT DID I SAY? Darwin: YOU JUST SAID HE WAS NUTTIER THAN HIS OWN DROPPINGS.
Darwin: YOU JUST SAID HE WAS NUTTIER THAN HIS OWN DROPPINGS.
LET ME TRY.
NUTTIER THAN HIS OWN DROPPINGS.
LET ME TRY.
[ GARBLED SPEAKING ] LET ME TRY.
[ GARBLED SPEAKING ] MM-HMM.
[ GARBLED SPEAKING ] MM-HMM.
THE MEANING OF LIFE HAS MM-HMM.
THE MEANING OF LIFE HAS A SINGLE RULE THE MEANING OF LIFE HAS A SINGLE RULE I KNOW IT MAKES SENSE, THOUGH A SINGLE RULE I KNOW IT MAKES SENSE, THOUGH IT MAY SEEM CRUEL I KNOW IT MAKES SENSE, THOUGH IT MAY SEEM CRUEL THE LOGIC OF THE RULE CANNOT IT MAY SEEM CRUEL THE LOGIC OF THE RULE CANNOT BE BEATEN 'CAUSE THE MEANING OF THE LOGIC OF THE RULE CANNOT BE BEATEN 'CAUSE THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO EAT OR BE -- BE BEATEN 'CAUSE THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO EAT OR BE -- [ MUNCHES ] LIFE IS TO EAT OR BE -- [ MUNCHES ] THE TRUTH OUR FRIEND WAS [ MUNCHES ] THE TRUTH OUR FRIEND WAS TRYING TO SWEETEN, THAT THE THE TRUTH OUR FRIEND WAS TRYING TO SWEETEN, THAT THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO EAT OR TRYING TO SWEETEN, THAT THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO EAT OR BE -- MEANING OF LIFE IS TO EAT OR BE -- [ GULPS ] BE -- [ GULPS ] ALAS, POOR SNAKE, HIS LIFE [ GULPS ] ALAS, POOR SNAKE, HIS LIFE WAS FLEETING ALAS, POOR SNAKE, HIS LIFE WAS FLEETING FOR THE MEANING OF LIFE WAS FLEETING FOR THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO EAT OR BE -- FOR THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO EAT OR BE -- UGH! IS TO EAT OR BE -- UGH! [ MUNCHES, GULPS ] UGH! [ MUNCHES, GULPS ] ALLOW ME TO FINISH WHAT THE [ MUNCHES, GULPS ] ALLOW ME TO FINISH WHAT THE BIRD WAS TWEETING ALLOW ME TO FINISH WHAT THE BIRD WAS TWEETING THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO BIRD WAS TWEETING THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO EAT OR BE -- THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO EAT OR BE -- [ GULPS ] EAT OR BE -- [ GULPS ] I'M SORRY OUR SONG JUST KEEPS [ GULPS ] I'M SORRY OUR SONG JUST KEEPS REPEATING, BUT THE MEANING OF I'M SORRY OUR SONG JUST KEEPS REPEATING, BUT THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO EAT OR BE REPEATING, BUT THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO EAT OR BE [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] LIFE IS TO EAT OR BE [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] WELL, I GUESS THAT THE BIGGEST [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] WELL, I GUESS THAT THE BIGGEST REMAINS UNHURT, WHICH MEANS I WELL, I GUESS THAT THE BIGGEST REMAINS UNHURT, WHICH MEANS I HAVE SOME TIME REMAINS UNHURT, WHICH MEANS I HAVE SOME TIME FOR DESSERT HAVE SOME TIME FOR DESSERT [ ZOOM! ] FOR DESSERT [ ZOOM! ] [ Panting ] WAIT! KIDS! [ ZOOM! ] [ Panting ] WAIT! KIDS! I GOT THE ANSWER.
[ Panting ] WAIT! KIDS! I GOT THE ANSWER.
[ SNARLING ] I GOT THE ANSWER.
[ SNARLING ] AAH! [ SNARLING ] AAH! Gumball: [ PANTING ] AAH! Gumball: [ PANTING ] I THINK WE'RE SAFE NOW.
Gumball: [ PANTING ] I THINK WE'RE SAFE NOW.
AAH! I THINK WE'RE SAFE NOW.
AAH! Darwin: OH, HI.
AAH! Darwin: OH, HI.
SO, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN THERE AND Darwin: OH, HI.
SO, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN THERE AND DONE IT, MAYBE YOU COULD HELP US SO, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN THERE AND DONE IT, MAYBE YOU COULD HELP US OUT WITH A QUESTION.
DONE IT, MAYBE YOU COULD HELP US OUT WITH A QUESTION.
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE? OUT WITH A QUESTION.
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE? YOU HAVE TO LIVE LIFE TO THE WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE? YOU HAVE TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST, DUDE.
YOU HAVE TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST, DUDE.
LOOK AT ME.
FULLEST, DUDE.
LOOK AT ME.
I'VE DONE IT ALL.
LOOK AT ME.
I'VE DONE IT ALL.
I'VE JUMPED OUT OF A PLANE.
I'VE DONE IT ALL.
I'VE JUMPED OUT OF A PLANE.
I'VE JUMPED OUT OF A PLANE.
I'VE JUMPED OUT OF A PLANE.
I'VE JUMPED OUT OF A PLANE.
I'VE JUMPED OUT OF A -- I'VE JUMPED OUT OF A PLANE.
I'VE JUMPED OUT OF A -- Gumball: IS THAT ALL YOU DID? I'VE JUMPED OUT OF A -- Gumball: IS THAT ALL YOU DID? WELL, YEAH, I WAS 18.
Gumball: IS THAT ALL YOU DID? WELL, YEAH, I WAS 18.
SOYEAH.
WELL, YEAH, I WAS 18.
SOYEAH.
Darwin: AND HOW WAS IT? SOYEAH.
Darwin: AND HOW WAS IT? YOU KNOW, YOUR LIFE.
Darwin: AND HOW WAS IT? YOU KNOW, YOUR LIFE.
AW, MAN, IT WAS REALLY GOOD YOU KNOW, YOUR LIFE.
AW, MAN, IT WAS REALLY GOOD FOR 70 SECONDS AND THEN REALLY, AW, MAN, IT WAS REALLY GOOD FOR 70 SECONDS AND THEN REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FOR 70 SECONDS AND THEN REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD FOR A COUPLE OF SECONDS.
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD FOR A COUPLE OF SECONDS.
Gumball: HOW IS THAT LIVING BAD FOR A COUPLE OF SECONDS.
Gumball: HOW IS THAT LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST? Gumball: HOW IS THAT LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST? THINK ABOUT IT.
LIFE TO THE FULLEST? THINK ABOUT IT.
WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE LIFE TO THINK ABOUT IT.
WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST FOR 70 SECONDS OR WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST FOR 70 SECONDS OR LIVE A BORING LIFE FOR 70 YEARS? THE FULLEST FOR 70 SECONDS OR LIVE A BORING LIFE FOR 70 YEARS? Both: 70 YEARS.
LIVE A BORING LIFE FOR 70 YEARS? Both: 70 YEARS.
Gumball: STRAIGHT UP.
Both: 70 YEARS.
Gumball: STRAIGHT UP.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, DON'T GO! Gumball: STRAIGHT UP.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, DON'T GO! IT'S BORING HERE! COME BACK! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, DON'T GO! IT'S BORING HERE! COME BACK! [ GRUNTING ] IT'S BORING HERE! COME BACK! [ GRUNTING ] AW, NOT GONNA WORK.
[ GRUNTING ] AW, NOT GONNA WORK.
[ STONE SLAPS ] AW, NOT GONNA WORK.
[ STONE SLAPS ] [ WHOOSH! ] [ STONE SLAPS ] [ WHOOSH! ] [ STONE SLAPPING ] [ WHOOSH! ] [ STONE SLAPPING ] Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [ STONE SLAPPING ] Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Gumball: SKIPPING STONES.
Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Gumball: SKIPPING STONES.
IT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY'RE Gumball: SKIPPING STONES.
IT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY'RE DOWN.
IT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY'RE DOWN.
Darwin: UH, YEAH, BUT NOT DOWN.
Darwin: UH, YEAH, BUT NOT USUALLY INDOORS.
Darwin: UH, YEAH, BUT NOT USUALLY INDOORS.
AAH! USUALLY INDOORS.
AAH! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? AAH! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? Gumball: [ SIGHS ] WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? Gumball: [ SIGHS ] WE'RE BUMMED OUT BECAUSE WE Gumball: [ SIGHS ] WE'RE BUMMED OUT BECAUSE WE CAN'T FIND THE MEANING OF LIFE.
WE'RE BUMMED OUT BECAUSE WE CAN'T FIND THE MEANING OF LIFE.
THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO CAN'T FIND THE MEANING OF LIFE.
THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO FIND YOURSELF.
THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO FIND YOURSELF.
Darwin: HAVE YOU FOUND FIND YOURSELF.
Darwin: HAVE YOU FOUND YOURSELF? Darwin: HAVE YOU FOUND YOURSELF? NOT YET, BUT I'M IN HERE YOURSELF? NOT YET, BUT I'M IN HERE [ SQUISH! ] NOT YET, BUT I'M IN HERE [ SQUISH! ] SOMEWHERE.
[ SQUISH! ] SOMEWHERE.
Gumball: AND HOW ARE WE SOMEWHERE.
Gumball: AND HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND OURSELVES? Gumball: AND HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND OURSELVES? TO FIND YOURSELF, YOU WILL SUPPOSED TO FIND OURSELVES? TO FIND YOURSELF, YOU WILL NEED TO WALK THROUGH THE HOTTEST TO FIND YOURSELF, YOU WILL NEED TO WALK THROUGH THE HOTTEST DESERT, CROSS THE MOST DANGEROUS NEED TO WALK THROUGH THE HOTTEST DESERT, CROSS THE MOST DANGEROUS SEAS, CLIMB THE HIGHEST DESERT, CROSS THE MOST DANGEROUS SEAS, CLIMB THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN.
SEAS, CLIMB THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN.
THEN, ONCE AT THE TOP, MOUNTAIN.
THEN, ONCE AT THE TOP, YOU WILL KNOW.
THEN, ONCE AT THE TOP, YOU WILL KNOW.
Gumball: THAT'S IT! YOU WILL KNOW.
Gumball: THAT'S IT! I KNOW WHAT I AM! Gumball: THAT'S IT! I KNOW WHAT I AM! I'M LAZY.
I KNOW WHAT I AM! I'M LAZY.
I DON'T NEED TO CLIMB A MOUNTAIN I'M LAZY.
I DON'T NEED TO CLIMB A MOUNTAIN TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
I DON'T NEED TO CLIMB A MOUNTAIN TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
WHAT? WAIT.
TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
WHAT? WAIT.
YOU MEAN NONE OF THIS WAS REAL? WHAT? WAIT.
YOU MEAN NONE OF THIS WAS REAL? Gumball: [ SIGHS ] YOU MEAN NONE OF THIS WAS REAL? Gumball: [ SIGHS ] UGH! Gumball: [ SIGHS ] UGH! WHY ISN'T ANYONE ABLE TO ANSWER UGH! WHY ISN'T ANYONE ABLE TO ANSWER OUR QUESTION? WHY ISN'T ANYONE ABLE TO ANSWER OUR QUESTION? TELL ME, UNIVERSE! OUR QUESTION? TELL ME, UNIVERSE! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?! TELL ME, UNIVERSE! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?! YOU GUYS, QUICK -- I THINK WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?! YOU GUYS, QUICK -- I THINK SOMEONE'S IN NEED OF A COSMIC YOU GUYS, QUICK -- I THINK SOMEONE'S IN NEED OF A COSMIC ANSWER.
SOMEONE'S IN NEED OF A COSMIC ANSWER.
LET'S EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF ANSWER.
LET'S EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF HIS PITIFUL EXISTENCE TO HIM IN LET'S EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF HIS PITIFUL EXISTENCE TO HIM IN THE FORM OF A FEEL-GOOD SONG.
HIS PITIFUL EXISTENCE TO HIM IN THE FORM OF A FEEL-GOOD SONG.
A-ONE THE FORM OF A FEEL-GOOD SONG.
A-ONE TWO A-ONE TWO THREE TWO THREE WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A THREE WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM AND YOUR LIFE IS FULL OF WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM AND YOUR LIFE IS FULL OF DOUBTS PROBLEM AND YOUR LIFE IS FULL OF DOUBTS REMEMBER IN THE SCHEME OF DOUBTS REMEMBER IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS, YOUR LIFE JUST DOESN'T REMEMBER IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS, YOUR LIFE JUST DOESN'T COUNT THINGS, YOUR LIFE JUST DOESN'T COUNT TO YOU, A LEAF MAY SEEM COUNT TO YOU, A LEAF MAY SEEM QUITE SMALL, BUT TO AN ANT, TO YOU, A LEAF MAY SEEM QUITE SMALL, BUT TO AN ANT, IT'S 10 FEET TALL QUITE SMALL, BUT TO AN ANT, IT'S 10 FEET TALL IT'S HARD TO BE OBJECTIVE, SO IT'S 10 FEET TALL IT'S HARD TO BE OBJECTIVE, SO WE'LL OFFER SOME PERSPECTIVE IT'S HARD TO BE OBJECTIVE, SO WE'LL OFFER SOME PERSPECTIVE YOU THINK THERE'S NOTHING WE'LL OFFER SOME PERSPECTIVE YOU THINK THERE'S NOTHING GREATER THAN THE PLANET YOU CALL YOU THINK THERE'S NOTHING GREATER THAN THE PLANET YOU CALL EARTH GREATER THAN THE PLANET YOU CALL EARTH BUT EARTH CAN SEEM QUITE EARTH BUT EARTH CAN SEEM QUITE SKINNY NEXT TO NEPTUNE'S MIGHTY BUT EARTH CAN SEEM QUITE SKINNY NEXT TO NEPTUNE'S MIGHTY GIRTH SKINNY NEXT TO NEPTUNE'S MIGHTY GIRTH OI! GIRTH OI! RELAX.
OI! RELAX.
'CAUSE WHEN YOU THINK RELAX.
'CAUSE WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM, IF YOU'RE 'CAUSE WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM, IF YOU'RE THINNER OR YOU'RE FATTER YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM, IF YOU'RE THINNER OR YOU'RE FATTER REMEMBER, IN THE SCHEME OF THINNER OR YOU'RE FATTER REMEMBER, IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS, YOUR LIFE JUST DOESN'T REMEMBER, IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS, YOUR LIFE JUST DOESN'T MATTER THINGS, YOUR LIFE JUST DOESN'T MATTER NOW, THE SUN CAN MAKE US MATTER NOW, THE SUN CAN MAKE US ALL FEEL SMALL 'CAUSE HE'S THE NOW, THE SUN CAN MAKE US ALL FEEL SMALL 'CAUSE HE'S THE BIGGEST OF US ALL ALL FEEL SMALL 'CAUSE HE'S THE BIGGEST OF US ALL BUT THAT'S JUST IN THE SOLAR BIGGEST OF US ALL BUT THAT'S JUST IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM BUT THAT'S JUST IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM BIGGER THINGS THAN THAT SYSTEM BIGGER THINGS THAN THAT EXIST BIGGER THINGS THAN THAT EXIST THE MILKY WAY, THE GALAXY EXIST THE MILKY WAY, THE GALAXY AND DON'T FORGET THE THE MILKY WAY, THE GALAXY AND DON'T FORGET THE UNIVERSE AND DON'T FORGET THE UNIVERSE THAT'S JUST THE ONES WE UNIVERSE THAT'S JUST THE ONES WE KNOW ABOUT THAT'S JUST THE ONES WE KNOW ABOUT THEY'RE HUGE COMPARED TO YOU KNOW ABOUT THEY'RE HUGE COMPARED TO YOU OR US THEY'RE HUGE COMPARED TO YOU OR US YOU'RE TINY AND YOU'RE OR US YOU'RE TINY AND YOU'RE MINISCULE, IRRELEVANT, A SPECK YOU'RE TINY AND YOU'RE MINISCULE, IRRELEVANT, A SPECK UPON THE DARK SIDE OF THAT MINISCULE, IRRELEVANT, A SPECK UPON THE DARK SIDE OF THAT ROCK UPON THE DARK SIDE OF THAT ROCK YOU'RE JUST A MEASLY LITTLE ROCK YOU'RE JUST A MEASLY LITTLE FLECK YOU'RE JUST A MEASLY LITTLE FLECK YOUR LIFE MAY LAST A CENTURY FLECK YOUR LIFE MAY LAST A CENTURY ON EARTH OR MAYBE QUICKER YOUR LIFE MAY LAST A CENTURY ON EARTH OR MAYBE QUICKER BUT UP HERE, 100 YEARS IS JUST ON EARTH OR MAYBE QUICKER BUT UP HERE, 100 YEARS IS JUST A FLASH, A BLIP, A FLICKER BUT UP HERE, 100 YEARS IS JUST A FLASH, A BLIP, A FLICKER SO, WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE A FLASH, A BLIP, A FLICKER SO, WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM AND YOUR LIFE IS SO, WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM AND YOUR LIFE IS FULL OF DOUBT GOT A PROBLEM AND YOUR LIFE IS FULL OF DOUBT REMEMBER IN THE SCHEME OF FULL OF DOUBT REMEMBER IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS, YOUR PUNY, LITTLE, TINY, REMEMBER IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS, YOUR PUNY, LITTLE, TINY, WEENEY, MEAGER, FUTILE, THINGS, YOUR PUNY, LITTLE, TINY, WEENEY, MEAGER, FUTILE, WORTHLESS, TEENEY, BORING, WEENEY, MEAGER, FUTILE, WORTHLESS, TEENEY, BORING, FOOLISH, POINTLESS, MINIMAL, WORTHLESS, TEENEY, BORING, FOOLISH, POINTLESS, MINIMAL, WRETCHED, GLOOMY, BLEAK, FOOLISH, POINTLESS, MINIMAL, WRETCHED, GLOOMY, BLEAK, INCREDIBLE LIFE JUST DOES NOT WRETCHED, GLOOMY, BLEAK, INCREDIBLE LIFE JUST DOES NOT COUNT INCREDIBLE LIFE JUST DOES NOT COUNT [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] COUNT [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] [ GARBLED SPEAKING ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] [ GARBLED SPEAKING ] Darwin: HUH? [ GARBLED SPEAKING ] Darwin: HUH? WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? Darwin: HUH? WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? Gumball: DON'T KNOW, BUT THE WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? Gumball: DON'T KNOW, BUT THE JOKE'S ON THEM.
Gumball: DON'T KNOW, BUT THE JOKE'S ON THEM.
BY THE TIME THEY FINISH THEIR JOKE'S ON THEM.
BY THE TIME THEY FINISH THEIR SMUG LITTLE SONG, THE SUN WILL BY THE TIME THEY FINISH THEIR SMUG LITTLE SONG, THE SUN WILL HAVE COLLAPSED UNDER ITS OWN SMUG LITTLE SONG, THE SUN WILL HAVE COLLAPSED UNDER ITS OWN MASS AND EXPLODED, SO -- PBHT! LIFE JUST DOES NOT COUNT HEY, YOU KNOW THAT KID 4.
75 COUNT HEY, YOU KNOW THAT KID 4.
75 BILLION YEARS AGO? HEY, YOU KNOW THAT KID 4.
75 BILLION YEARS AGO? Both: YEAH.
BILLION YEARS AGO? Both: YEAH.
HE WAS RIGHT.
Both: YEAH.
HE WAS RIGHT.
PIGEON MAIL! PIGEON MAIL! HE WAS RIGHT.
PIGEON MAIL! PIGEON MAIL! [ LAUGHS ] PIGEON MAIL! PIGEON MAIL! [ LAUGHS ] [ ZIP! ] [ LAUGHS ] [ ZIP! ] Gumball: [ SIGHS ] WHAT A [ ZIP! ] Gumball: [ SIGHS ] WHAT A WASTE OF A DAY.
Gumball: [ SIGHS ] WHAT A WASTE OF A DAY.
Darwin: OH, I'LL NEVER FIND WASTE OF A DAY.
Darwin: OH, I'LL NEVER FIND THE MEANING OF LIFE.
Darwin: OH, I'LL NEVER FIND THE MEANING OF LIFE.
AH! PIGEON MAIL! THE MEANING OF LIFE.
AH! PIGEON MAIL! [ LAUGHS ] AH! PIGEON MAIL! [ LAUGHS ] Gumball: WELL, AT LEAST [ LAUGHS ] Gumball: WELL, AT LEAST SOMEONE'S GOT IT ALL FIGURED Gumball: WELL, AT LEAST SOMEONE'S GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.
SOMEONE'S GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.
WELL, YES.
OUT.
WELL, YES.
YOU SEE, LIFE'S NOT ABOUT THE WELL, YES.
YOU SEE, LIFE'S NOT ABOUT THE DESTINATION.
YOU SEE, LIFE'S NOT ABOUT THE DESTINATION.
IT'S ABOUT THE JOURNEY AND DESTINATION.
IT'S ABOUT THE JOURNEY AND MAKING FRIENDS ALONG THE WAY.
IT'S ABOUT THE JOURNEY AND MAKING FRIENDS ALONG THE WAY.
THE SEARCH FOR MEANING IS, IN MAKING FRIENDS ALONG THE WAY.
THE SEARCH FOR MEANING IS, IN FACT, THE VERY THING THAT GIVES THE SEARCH FOR MEANING IS, IN FACT, THE VERY THING THAT GIVES OUR LIFE MEANING, SO, REALLY, FACT, THE VERY THING THAT GIVES OUR LIFE MEANING, SO, REALLY, THE ONLY QUESTION THAT IS TRULY OUR LIFE MEANING, SO, REALLY, THE ONLY QUESTION THAT IS TRULY WORTH ASKING IS -- THE ONLY QUESTION THAT IS TRULY WORTH ASKING IS -- I GOT THE ANSWER! WORTH ASKING IS -- I GOT THE ANSWER! WHOA! I GOT THE ANSWER! WHOA! [ THUD! SQUEAK! ] WHOA! [ THUD! SQUEAK! ] SO, REALLY, THE ONLY TRUE [ THUD! SQUEAK! ] SO, REALLY, THE ONLY TRUE MEANING OF LIFE IS FINDING YOUR SO, REALLY, THE ONLY TRUE MEANING OF LIFE IS FINDING YOUR OWN WAY TO ENJOY IT.
MEANING OF LIFE IS FINDING YOUR OWN WAY TO ENJOY IT.
Gumball: LIKE LAUGHING AT OWN WAY TO ENJOY IT.
Gumball: LIKE LAUGHING AT THAT? Gumball: LIKE LAUGHING AT THAT? OR DOING THIS.
THAT? OR DOING THIS.
PIGEON MAIL! PIGEON MAIL! OR DOING THIS.
PIGEON MAIL! PIGEON MAIL! [ LAUGHTER ]