The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s04e12 Episode Script
The Advice; The Signal
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
[ DISTANT WAILING .]
CAN YOU HEAR THAT? WHAT? YEAH.
IT SOUNDS LIKE THE SEA, BUT MORE PURPLE.
WHAT? NO.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S MORE LIKE THE SOUND OF CHRISTMAS, BUT, LIKE, IN A DESERT.
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! YEAH, IT'S MORE LIKE THE SOUND OF A CELLPHONE [ Goofy voice .]
DROPPING INTO AN ICE CREAM CAKE.
[ Mimicking goofy voice .]
OHHH! DARWIN WATTERSON IS MAKING A JOKE.
'CAUSE IT CLEARLY SOUNDS MORE LIKE A -- [ Normal voice .]
YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY JUST SEE WHAT IT IS.
[ WAILING .]
WHAT'S WRONG, MR.
SMALL? OH, WILL THIS RAIN NEVER END? I DON'T THINK THAT'S RAIN.
[ SQUEAK! .]
I MEANT THE METAPHORICAL RAIN IN MY SOUL.
[ SIGHS .]
I JUST REALIZED THERE IS NOTHING FULFILLING ABOUT BEING A TEACHER.
OH, COME ON.
I'M SURE THERE'S LOTS TO LIKE.
HEY, COACH! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT TEACHING? WATCHING THE MINUTES TICK BY UNTIL THE DAY I CAN RETIRE.
UH, MISS SIMIAN? FOR ME, IT'S THE EXCITED PITTER-PATTER OF LITTLE FEET LEAVING MY CLASSROOM! PRINCIPAL BROWN? FREE COFFEE! [ PANTING .]
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAVE MADE YOU ALL FEEL LIKE THAT? All: CHILDREN! YOU SEE? I CAME HERE TO SHAPE MINDS, CHALLENGE PERCEPTIONS, AND BE REMEMBERED AS THE SINGLE GREATEST TEACHER THAT EVER LIVED.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? YES.
I MEAN MAYBE.
I MEAN [SIGHS.]
WHATEVER DARWIN WANTS ME TO SAY.
I don't want us to be the ones to crush this poor man's spirit.
[ SIGHS .]
WHEN I FIRST CAME TO ELMORE JUNIOR HIGH, I WANTED TO INSPIRE TROUBLED KIDS FROM DIFFICULT BACKGROUNDS.
I DON'T SUPPOSE EITHER OF YOU ARE IN AN ILLEGAL STREET GANG.
HE'S IN THE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING TEAM.
DOES THAT COUNT? [ SIGHS .]
[ WAILING .]
[ THUD .]
[ Mumbling .]
I DUNNO.
[ SIGHS .]
[ SIGHS .]
HMM? UH.
UHHH EH.
UMM What the? I mean, ask him to inspire us.
Couldn't you have just said that in the first place? Both: PLEASE, SIR, INSPIRE US.
WHOO, HOO, HOO, HOO! OH, I HAVE SO MUCH ADVICE FOR YOU.
NOBODY EVER USED TO LISTEN TO ME, SO I MADE THESE MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES YOU GET ON THE INTERNET.
LOOK! Gumball: OKAY.
[ MOUSE CLICKS .]
RIGHT.
DO YOU HAVE ANY, LIKE, UM, BEGINNERS ADVICE? SORT OFSIMPLER, MORE KIND OF OBVIOUS ONES THAT MAKE SENSE? HMM.
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS.
DARWIN, WHY ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN? [ TSKS .]
IN THE DREAM, THE NAKED LEPRECHAUN SPOKE BACKWARDS.
[ SIGHS .]
AGAIN THIS DOING WE ARE WHY, DARWIN? I'M FOLLOWING MY DREAM.
LAST NIGHT, I DREAMED THAT I WAS IN THIS CLASSROOM, AND THERE WAS A NAKED LEPRECHAUN TALKING BACKWARDS.
HUMILIATING IS THIS.
AND I WAS WEARING SHOES MADE OF CAKE.
AND THEN THE ROOM FILLED WITH WATER, AND I SAW TWO GOLDFISH IN THE DISTANCE, AND THEN I RODE ALL THE WAY UP TO THEM ON ABRAHAM LINCOLN THE GOAT.
AAAH!! AND THEN THEY OFFERED ME A NUT FOR A JAR OF TUNA.
A NUT FOR A JAR OF TUNA? BACKWARDS.
ANUT FOR A JAR OF TUNA.
HUH.
BUT THEN I WOKE UP.
SO, IF I FOLLOW MY DREAM TO THE END, I'LL GET TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
SENSE PERFECT MAKES THIS.
WHAT? [ SIGHS .]
OKAY, SO WHILE WE WAIT FOR THE ROOM TO FILL UP WITH WATER, I'LL JUST CLIMB ON ABRAHAM.
AAAH!! [ BOTH SCREAMING .]
WAIT! OW! SO, HOW'S MY ADVICE WORKING OUT FOR YOU GUYS? AAAH!! OW! GREAT! I MEAN, MAYBE CAKE SHOES WERE A BAD IDEA, BUT -- BAD IDEA? HMM.
IMPOSSIBLE! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A BAD IDEA.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HOW WOULD WE HAVE DISCOVERED MILK IF SOMEONE HADN'T LOOKED AT A COW'S UDDER AND SAID, "I'M GONNA DRINK FROM THAT.
" LIKE I SAID, NO SUCH THING AS A BAD IDEA.
THAT'S ANOTHER PIECE OF ADVICE, ISN'T IT? AAH!! MM-HMM.
THANKS.
I DON'T THINK THIS IS GONNA END WELL.
LIKE HE SAID, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BAD IDEA.
HOW WOULD SCIENTISTS HAVE INVENTED THE QUADRUPLE BYPASS IF WE HADN'T FIRST INVENTED THE QUADRUPLE CHEESEBURGER.
I THINK YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT.
AND I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THE NAME.
CHORUS SLIDE? IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
IT'S A WAY TO TRAVEL FASTER THROUGH SCHOOL.
[ ALL SHOUTING .]
[ SPLAT! .]
[ TEARING .]
AAAH!! I DON'T THINK ANYTHING GOOD IS GONNA COME OUT OF THIS.
HOW ABOUT THAT? WE JUST CREATED THE ROBO-ULANCE.
[ FWOOSH! .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
UHHH, IS EVERYTHING O-- [ GRUNTING .]
WE JUST -- WE JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOUR ADVICE WAS VERY HELPFUL, BUT WE'RE GREAT NOW.
WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE.
[ CHUCKLES .]
THANK YOU.
UH, ARE YOU SURE? YOUR LITTLE FRIEND LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS TO PERK UP.
[ Grumbling .]
YOU SHOULD TELL THAT TO THE PEOPLE IN THE INFIRMARY.
WHAT? N-NOTHING! NOTHING, NOTHING.
HE'S JUST A LITTLE UNDER THE WEATHER.
[ GASPS .]
I'VE GOT JUST THE THING! [ CREAK .]
OH, HO! HERE'S ANOTHER PIECE OF ADVICE FOR YOU! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE.
[ DING! .]
[ MONITORS BEEPING AND GAS HISSING .]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE TO CURE YOU THROUGH THE POWER OF LAUGHTER, IT'S DR.
FUNBALL AND HAR-HARWIN WATTERSON.
[ WHISTLE AND WHIFFLE! .]
COME ON, DO SOMETHING.
[ SHOES SQUEAKING .]
[ SIGHS .]
HEY, HEY! GOT YOUR NOSE! YOU FOUND MY NOSE? THE DOCTOR SAID WE COULD REATTACH IT.
OH, UH, N-NO.
I WAS [ POP! .]
THERE YOU GO.
[ SQUEAK! .]
[ RIMSHOT .]
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! I BET MY GAGS ARE GONNA SPLIT YOUR SIDES, NOT SPLIT YOUR MIDDLE.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHING DIES DOWN .]
[ MICROPHONE FEEDBACK .]
WOW, DOES THIS ROOM EVEN HAVE A PULSE? I MEAN, [CHUCKLES.]
IS THIS THING ON? [ SHATTERS .]
[ PANTING .]
[ WHEEZING .]
WELL, LIKE THEY SAY, LEAVE THEM ON A HIGH.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
[ CREAK, POPPING .]
[ MONITOR FLATLINES .]
WHICH ONE GOES WHERE?! THIS ONE GOES THERE! WHERE? [ HONK! .]
OW! WHOA! QUICK! GRAB SOME PAPER TOWELS! AAH!! RUN.
I CAN'T! ME, NEITHER.
HOLD ON.
[ ZIP! .]
[ WATER RUNNING .]
[ SIGHS .]
WHERE ARE WE GOING? BACK TO MR.
SMALL'S OFFICE.
WHAT? NO! IF HIS ADVICE WAS A TYPE OF FOOTWEAR, IT WOULD BE SOCKS AND SANDALS! IT'S BAD.
HIS ADVICE IS BAD.
IT'S NOT ABOUT HIS ADVICE.
IT'S ABOUT HIDING THE CONSEQUENCES FROM HIM.
I REFUSE TO BE THE KID WHO BREAKS HIS POSITIVE SPIRIT.
YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER.
I'M NOT GOING BACK TO HIS OFFICE.
TOO LATE.
WE'RE ALREADY THERE.
I SAID I'M NOT GOING! [ SQUEAKING .]
AH, CHILDREN! SO, HOW DID THIS DAY OF INSPIRATIONAL ADVICE GO? PRETTY BAD.
OH, UHH.
[ CHUCKLES .]
UM, THAT'S UM I-I GUESS MAYBE I SHOULD -- S-SHOULD GO BACK TO MY NORMAL WORK.
AS IN BAD! YOU KNOW, GOOD-BAD.
LIKE A BAD SKATEBOARD TRICK OR A BAD NEW PAIR OF FRESH KICKS, OR A BAD -- GAS? NO, THAT WOULD BE ACTUALLY BAD.
BUT YOU MEANT I GAVE YOU GOOD ADVICE, RIGHT? [ SIGHS .]
YES.
I KNEW IT! OH, MAN, THAT'S NEVER A GOOD SIGN.
TO EDUCATE IS MY DESIRE AND TO THAT DUTY, I AM BOUND YOUR MINDS ARE THERE TO BE INSPIRED [ SQUISH! .]
TO OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE WORLD AROUND WE CAN'T LET HIM SEE THE CHAOS HIS ADVICE CAUSED! [ BOTH GRUNT .]
THE LONGEST JOURNEY STARTS WITH JUST ONE SIMPLE STEP AND EACH MILE GOES MUCH QUICKER IF YOU WALK IT WITH PEP TAKE MY ADVICE, AND YOU'LL BE GLAD THAT YOU DO YOUR MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE THERE THEY ARE! IT WON'T WORK WHEN IT'S NOT OPEN SO DON'T CLOSE YOURSELF OFF TO THE WORDS THAT I'VE SPOKEN AAAH!! TAKE MY ADVICE, AND YOU'LL BE GLAD THAT YOU DO BEFORE YOU JUDGE SOMEONE, WALK A MILE IN THEIR SHOES WELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL TRY IT YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOOOO!! SORRY, TERRY, I'M A NURSE, NOT AN ARTIST.
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO THE HOSPITAL NOW.
I'LL CALL THE AMBULANCE.
SO, COME REAL CLOSE OPEN YOUR EARS, HEARTS, AND EYES I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ALL THE GIFT OF ADVICE [ GASPS .]
BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT IN YOUR WOOORLD TAKE MY ADVICE, AND YOU'LL BE GLAD THAT YOU DO AND YOU KNOW WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU'S ONLY GONNA MAKE YOU STRONGER IF IT TURNS OUT WRONG, THEN IT WON'T MATTER MUCH LONGER TOMORROW, YOU'LL BE BETTER THAN HEY! YOU ARE TODAY HUH? HEY, HEY, HEY HEY, HEY, HEY LET ME HEAR YA! HEY, HEY, HEY WHOO! HEY, HEY, HEY I'VE GOT PLENTY MORE ADVICE, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS ASK SO, NEXT TIME YOU FEEL LOST, JUST POP INTO [ SQUEAK! .]
MY CLASS AND THAT IS MY ADVICE TO YOOOU MY ADVICE TO YOU PBHT! AND NOW FOR MY LAST PIECE OF ADVICE FOR TODAY, CHILDREN.
AS YOU GROW OLDER, YOU'LL BE GIVEN A LOT OF ADVICE.
[ SNARLING .]
SOME WILL BE GOOD, SOME WILL BE BAD.
SOME WILL OPEN YOUR MIND AND YOUR SPIRIT, WHILE SOME MAKE YOU FEEL INEPT OR WORSE -- DISCOURAGED.
[ SNORTS .]
SOME ADVICE WILL RESULT [ CONTINUES, INDISTINCT .]
[ GALLOPING .]
SO, CHILDREN, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER IS THIS -- NEVER TAKE ANY ADVICE TOO LITERALLY.
YEAH, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD ADVICE TO GIVE US FIRST.
AAAH!! YOU'RE WHAT? JUST TRYING ON HATS.
I FEEL LIKE MY LOOK IS MISSING A LITTLE SOMETHING.
DUDE, YOUR LOOK IS MISSING EVERYTHING EXCEPT SHOES.
EXACTLY.
STEP ONE -- SHOES.
STEP TWO -- HAT.
UH, STEP TWO ISN'T HAT.
AND, FOR THE RECORD, STEP ONE IS PANTS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? NAH.
I THINK IT'S A BIT "ENH.
" YOU'RE RIGHT.
TOO DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION.
WHOO! HOW ABOUT THIS? YEAH, THAT ONE MAKES YOU LOOK KIND OF "EH-H-H-H-H-H.
" YEAH, I GET IT.
TOO "THINKIN' IT'S COOL, BUT LONELY AT SCHOOL.
" WHAT JUST HAPPENED? [ Echoing .]
HOW ABOUT THIS? YEAH, THAT ONE MAKES YOU LOOK [ STATIC .]
YEAH, TOO CANADIAN.
I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE, BUT DO YOU THINK IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I HAVE A FAT HEAD? I, UH-H-H-H [ STATIC .]
DON'T SPARE MY FEELINGS.
JUST TELL ME.
[ STATIC CONTINUES .]
HMM.
FINE! [ STATIC CONTINUES .]
I LIKE IT! BUT, DARWIN, WHERE YOU GOING? TO THE FOOD COURT! IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU.
NO! I D-D-D-D-D -- FINE! IF YOU THINK I'VE GOT SUCH A FAT HEAD, MAYBE I'LL GO WORK OUT INSTEAD.
D-D-D-D-DIDN'T MEAN THAT! COME ON! WAIT UP! WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME?! DUDE! HOLD O-O-O-O-- HO-- [ STATIC .]
HUH! [ SMACK! .]
WAIT, WHAT THE BUDDY! [ CLUNK! CLUNK!.]
[ GRUNTING .]
OH! COME ON! UHH! OHH! ALL RIGHT, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO.
DAD, HAVE YOU SEEN DAR-- [ GRUNTING .]
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THE TV WAS BEING WEIRD.
I'M MOVING THE COUCH SO I CAN WATCH THE SECOND MOST INTERESTING THING IN THIS HOUSE.
WHAT'S THAT? THE FRIDGE.
[ LAUGHS .]
PICKLES.
AW, DUDE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
YOU'RE NOT FAT AT ALL.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ STRAINING .]
[ EXHALES DEEPLY .]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WELL, YOU WEREN'T REALLY GOING UP, SO I THOUGHT I BETTER GO DOWN.
YOU KNOW -- TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
UGH! WHATEVER.
[ CLANG! PLONK! .]
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! WHOA, WHOA.
AT LEAST LET ME SPOT YOU, BUDDY.
SAFETY FIRST.
[ SCOFFS .]
ALL RIGHT, I GUESS.
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
ONE! [ STRAINING .]
A QUARTER! A HALF! A -- A THIRD! [ STRAINING .]
TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT! OKAY, I GO-- [ SPLAT! VROOM! .]
[ STRAINING .]
OKAY.
I GOT IT! [ CLUNK! CLANG! .]
I'M SORRY, DUDE.
I NEVER MEANT TO SAY YOUR HEAD WAS FAT.
YOUR FACE LOOKS GREAT.
A LITTLE SCRUNCHED UP, THOUGH.
YOU LOOK SO MUCH BETTER WITH A SMILE.
COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
COME ON.
[ GIGGLES .]
ALL RIGHT.
AWW! [ INHALES DEEPLY .]
HAA! AH, SEE? THAT'S MU-- [ GAGGING .]
[ GAGGING .]
WHAT? UHNOTHING.
NOTHING.
UH, C-COME ON.
LET'S JUST HUG IT OUT.
OKA-- [ STATIC .]
AAH! OH! OH, YOUR FACE! UGH! UGH! CAN YOU GET UP? I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.
COULD YOU BE ANY MORE INSULTING? GUMBALL WATTERSON, I'M TURNING MY BACK ON Y-Y-- DUDE, LET ME EXPLAIN! THERE'S [ SIGHS .]
THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD GOING ON HERE.
[ STATIC .]
[ WHIRR! .]
Gumball: "DEAR DARWIN" NAH.
"DEAREST BUDDY" HMM.
"TO MY BEST COMPAN--" [ CLATTER .]
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
"DEAR DARWIN YOU ARE NOT ONLY MY BROTHER, BUT MY BEST FRIEND.
YOU ARE NOT UGLY.
YOUR FACE IS FINE.
AND I FEEL UTTERLY HORRIBLE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TODAY.
I HOPE WE DON'T STOP BEING FRIENDS OVER THIS.
I HATE TO SEE YOU UPSET [Voice breaking.]
BECAUSE WHEN YOU CRY, I CRY.
MAY WE NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN.
YOUR BEST BUDDY, GUMBALL.
" [ SNIFFLES .]
YEAH, NOT SURE.
WHAT'S THAT? OH, UM, WELL, IT'S -- IT'S A LETTER.
UH, A LETTER I WROTE FOR YOU.
YOU GONNA READ IT, THEN? OKAY.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
"DEAR DARWIN, YOU'RE -- BUT -- UGLY.
YOUR FACE IS -- HORRIBLE.
I HOPE WE -- STOP BEING FRIENDS OVER THIS.
SEE YOU -- NEVER.
GUMBALL.
" I'VE DONE ENOUGH STORMING OUT FOR ONE DAY.
I THINK IT'S YOUR TURN TO LEAVE.
LOOK, CAN I JUST -- [ SLAM! .]
I'LL, UH, TAKE THAT AS A "NO.
" [ Crying .]
I'M SORRY, OLD PAL.
[ SNIFFLES .]
WE HAD SO MANY GOOD TIMES, BUT I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS.
IT WOULD BE CRUEL TO GO ON ANY LONGER.
[ SOBS .]
GOODBYE.
WHAT'S WRONG, DAD? I JUST TURNED THE TV OFF.
UH, RIGHT.
CAN I SPEAK TO YOU? SURE! HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYTHING WEIRD LATELY? LIKE, YOU KNOW, STRANGE THINGS HAPPENING? [ SPEAKING SPANISH .]
WHAT? ON YOUR NEW SPEEDBOAT! ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY? [ LAUGHTER .]
O-KAY Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
GUMBALL, I JUST REALIZED THERE'S NO POINT IN ME BEING ANGRY UPSTAIRS BY MYSELF.
OH, W-WELL, GREAT! SO YOU'RE, UH [CHUCKLES.]
NOT MAD ANYMORE? NO, I AM.
I'M JUST GONNA DO IT SOMEWHERE YOU CAN SEE IT.
LOOK, I THINK I KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO MAD AT ME.
SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON, OKAY? SO JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN.
I TH-TH-TH-THI-THI-- [ SIGHS .]
I TH-I-I-- [ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
YOU-- AW, COME ON! ALL RIGHT.
JUST TAKE YOUR TIME AND SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
WHAT I WANTED TO SAY WAS, I TH-- AAH! STOP IT! STOP IT! NO, DARWIN, GET OFF HIS -- GUMBALL! [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY .]
DON'T! [ SPEAKING GIBBERISH .]
AGHHHHH! SEE? LOOK! SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.
DAD'S GONE WEIRD, TOO.
NO, I HAVEN'T.
THAT WAS A DIVERSION TO MAKE YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING.
WORKED! OKAY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
IF YOU GUYS MAKE UP, I'LL TAKE YOU TO BUY ME AN ICE CREAM.
I MEAN, YOU AN ICE CREAM.
US AN ICE CREAM.
YEAH, I'LL TAKE YOU TO BUY US AN ICE CREAM.
HM.
GOOD! LET'S GO THEN.
[ DOOR OPENS .]
I GUESS YOU CAN HAVE MY ICE CREAM, SEEING AS I SHOULD BE DIETING.
OH, THANKS, DUDE.
[ GRUNTS .]
MM.
COME ON, KIDS.
DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
WHY DON'T WE PLAY A GAME? YEAH, HOW ABOUT WE PLAY "WHAT OFFENSIVE THING WILL GUMBALL SAY TO DARWIN NEXT?" OH, UH, UH YOU'RE SO CHUBBY, YOUR BUTT CHEEKS ARE IN DIFFERENT TIME ZONES? NO? UH YOU'RE SO DUMB THAT YOU DELETED THE COOKIES ON YOUR COMPUTER TO TRY TO LOSE WEIGHT.
[ SNICKERS .]
OH! OH! YOU'RE SO UGLY, THE SWEAT RUNS DOWN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD TO AVOID YOUR FACE.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ BOTH SNICKER .]
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
[ STATIC .]
[ DING! .]
WHAT? WHAT JUST HAPPENED? JUST NEEDED TO FILL UP.
WE'LL BE BACK ON THE ROAD IN FIVE.
NO, NOT THAT.
[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH .]
[ STATIC .]
OH, MY GOSH.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON.
[ STATIC .]
IT HAPPENED AGAIN! SEE? YOU BELIEVE ME NOW? COME ON.
YOU KNOW I'D NEVER MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ON PURPOSE.
MM? [ SQUEALS .]
SO WE'RE OKAY NOW? YEAH, WE'RE GOOD.
DAD? -DAD! -DAD! [ STATIC .]
[ TIRES SCREECHING, HORN HONKING .]
THERE'S NOBODY DRIVING THE CAR.
[ BOTH GASP .]
[ SCREECHING .]
HOLD ON! I'M GONNA TAKE THE WHEEL! NO, YOU CAN'T! YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR SEATBELT ON! WHY? 'CAUSE OTHERWISE -- [ SPLAT! .]
Woman: FAST RELIEF FROM HEADACHES.
Man: IT'S A TRUE FRESH BLEND! FAIR POINT.
[ BOTH SCREAM, HORN HONKS .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
WATCH OUT! I AM WATCHING! THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO DO! [ SCREAMS .]
-OH.
-OH.
-OKAY.
-OKAY.
[ BRAKES SQUEAL .]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DON'T KNOW.
IT JUST FEELS RIGHT.
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ WHISTLING .]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER .]
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES .]
[ GASPS .]
[ ICE-CREAM-TRUCK MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES .]
DARWIN, I'VE GOT A PLAN.
WHAT? THE PLAN IS, YOU COME UP WITH A PLAN, 'CAUSE I HAVEN'T GOT ONE.
OKAY, BUT THERE'S ONE SMALL FLAW.
WHAT? I don't have one either.
[ CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ HORNS HONK .]
AAH! NO! WE'RE GONNA CR-- Man: CRASHING THROUGH PRICES THIS WEEK AT JOYFUL BURGER! -AAH! -AAH! WHAT? [ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES .]
[ TINK! .]
OH, WE MADE IT.
I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.
Man: PANTHER TREADS -- MADE TO KEEP YOU ROLLING! OH, NO-O-O! AAH! [ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS.]
IN OTHER NEWS, THE TOWN OF ELMORE HAS RECENTLY BEEN SUFFERING FROM SOME SATELLITE BROADCAST ISSUES.
WE ASSURE YOU, WE ARE WORKING ON THE PROBLEM.
SO, PLEASE, BEAR WITH US WHILE WE TRY TO -- WAIT.
THEN WHY IS IT AFFECTING U-U-U-- U-U-U-U-U-U-- ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? IF WHAT HAPPENS ON TV HAPPENS TO US, DOES IT MEAN THAT WE'RE ON -- THEN WE ALL GOT HOME, AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE.
YOU TWO MADE UP, WE'RE ALL SAFE, AND ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY .]
[ STATIC .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
[ DISTANT WAILING .]
CAN YOU HEAR THAT? WHAT? YEAH.
IT SOUNDS LIKE THE SEA, BUT MORE PURPLE.
WHAT? NO.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S MORE LIKE THE SOUND OF CHRISTMAS, BUT, LIKE, IN A DESERT.
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! YEAH, IT'S MORE LIKE THE SOUND OF A CELLPHONE [ Goofy voice .]
DROPPING INTO AN ICE CREAM CAKE.
[ Mimicking goofy voice .]
OHHH! DARWIN WATTERSON IS MAKING A JOKE.
'CAUSE IT CLEARLY SOUNDS MORE LIKE A -- [ Normal voice .]
YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY JUST SEE WHAT IT IS.
[ WAILING .]
WHAT'S WRONG, MR.
SMALL? OH, WILL THIS RAIN NEVER END? I DON'T THINK THAT'S RAIN.
[ SQUEAK! .]
I MEANT THE METAPHORICAL RAIN IN MY SOUL.
[ SIGHS .]
I JUST REALIZED THERE IS NOTHING FULFILLING ABOUT BEING A TEACHER.
OH, COME ON.
I'M SURE THERE'S LOTS TO LIKE.
HEY, COACH! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT TEACHING? WATCHING THE MINUTES TICK BY UNTIL THE DAY I CAN RETIRE.
UH, MISS SIMIAN? FOR ME, IT'S THE EXCITED PITTER-PATTER OF LITTLE FEET LEAVING MY CLASSROOM! PRINCIPAL BROWN? FREE COFFEE! [ PANTING .]
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAVE MADE YOU ALL FEEL LIKE THAT? All: CHILDREN! YOU SEE? I CAME HERE TO SHAPE MINDS, CHALLENGE PERCEPTIONS, AND BE REMEMBERED AS THE SINGLE GREATEST TEACHER THAT EVER LIVED.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? YES.
I MEAN MAYBE.
I MEAN [SIGHS.]
WHATEVER DARWIN WANTS ME TO SAY.
I don't want us to be the ones to crush this poor man's spirit.
[ SIGHS .]
WHEN I FIRST CAME TO ELMORE JUNIOR HIGH, I WANTED TO INSPIRE TROUBLED KIDS FROM DIFFICULT BACKGROUNDS.
I DON'T SUPPOSE EITHER OF YOU ARE IN AN ILLEGAL STREET GANG.
HE'S IN THE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING TEAM.
DOES THAT COUNT? [ SIGHS .]
[ WAILING .]
[ THUD .]
[ Mumbling .]
I DUNNO.
[ SIGHS .]
[ SIGHS .]
HMM? UH.
UHHH EH.
UMM What the? I mean, ask him to inspire us.
Couldn't you have just said that in the first place? Both: PLEASE, SIR, INSPIRE US.
WHOO, HOO, HOO, HOO! OH, I HAVE SO MUCH ADVICE FOR YOU.
NOBODY EVER USED TO LISTEN TO ME, SO I MADE THESE MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES YOU GET ON THE INTERNET.
LOOK! Gumball: OKAY.
[ MOUSE CLICKS .]
RIGHT.
DO YOU HAVE ANY, LIKE, UM, BEGINNERS ADVICE? SORT OFSIMPLER, MORE KIND OF OBVIOUS ONES THAT MAKE SENSE? HMM.
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS.
DARWIN, WHY ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN? [ TSKS .]
IN THE DREAM, THE NAKED LEPRECHAUN SPOKE BACKWARDS.
[ SIGHS .]
AGAIN THIS DOING WE ARE WHY, DARWIN? I'M FOLLOWING MY DREAM.
LAST NIGHT, I DREAMED THAT I WAS IN THIS CLASSROOM, AND THERE WAS A NAKED LEPRECHAUN TALKING BACKWARDS.
HUMILIATING IS THIS.
AND I WAS WEARING SHOES MADE OF CAKE.
AND THEN THE ROOM FILLED WITH WATER, AND I SAW TWO GOLDFISH IN THE DISTANCE, AND THEN I RODE ALL THE WAY UP TO THEM ON ABRAHAM LINCOLN THE GOAT.
AAAH!! AND THEN THEY OFFERED ME A NUT FOR A JAR OF TUNA.
A NUT FOR A JAR OF TUNA? BACKWARDS.
ANUT FOR A JAR OF TUNA.
HUH.
BUT THEN I WOKE UP.
SO, IF I FOLLOW MY DREAM TO THE END, I'LL GET TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
SENSE PERFECT MAKES THIS.
WHAT? [ SIGHS .]
OKAY, SO WHILE WE WAIT FOR THE ROOM TO FILL UP WITH WATER, I'LL JUST CLIMB ON ABRAHAM.
AAAH!! [ BOTH SCREAMING .]
WAIT! OW! SO, HOW'S MY ADVICE WORKING OUT FOR YOU GUYS? AAAH!! OW! GREAT! I MEAN, MAYBE CAKE SHOES WERE A BAD IDEA, BUT -- BAD IDEA? HMM.
IMPOSSIBLE! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A BAD IDEA.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HOW WOULD WE HAVE DISCOVERED MILK IF SOMEONE HADN'T LOOKED AT A COW'S UDDER AND SAID, "I'M GONNA DRINK FROM THAT.
" LIKE I SAID, NO SUCH THING AS A BAD IDEA.
THAT'S ANOTHER PIECE OF ADVICE, ISN'T IT? AAH!! MM-HMM.
THANKS.
I DON'T THINK THIS IS GONNA END WELL.
LIKE HE SAID, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BAD IDEA.
HOW WOULD SCIENTISTS HAVE INVENTED THE QUADRUPLE BYPASS IF WE HADN'T FIRST INVENTED THE QUADRUPLE CHEESEBURGER.
I THINK YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT.
AND I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THE NAME.
CHORUS SLIDE? IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
IT'S A WAY TO TRAVEL FASTER THROUGH SCHOOL.
[ ALL SHOUTING .]
[ SPLAT! .]
[ TEARING .]
AAAH!! I DON'T THINK ANYTHING GOOD IS GONNA COME OUT OF THIS.
HOW ABOUT THAT? WE JUST CREATED THE ROBO-ULANCE.
[ FWOOSH! .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
UHHH, IS EVERYTHING O-- [ GRUNTING .]
WE JUST -- WE JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOUR ADVICE WAS VERY HELPFUL, BUT WE'RE GREAT NOW.
WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE.
[ CHUCKLES .]
THANK YOU.
UH, ARE YOU SURE? YOUR LITTLE FRIEND LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS TO PERK UP.
[ Grumbling .]
YOU SHOULD TELL THAT TO THE PEOPLE IN THE INFIRMARY.
WHAT? N-NOTHING! NOTHING, NOTHING.
HE'S JUST A LITTLE UNDER THE WEATHER.
[ GASPS .]
I'VE GOT JUST THE THING! [ CREAK .]
OH, HO! HERE'S ANOTHER PIECE OF ADVICE FOR YOU! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE.
[ DING! .]
[ MONITORS BEEPING AND GAS HISSING .]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE TO CURE YOU THROUGH THE POWER OF LAUGHTER, IT'S DR.
FUNBALL AND HAR-HARWIN WATTERSON.
[ WHISTLE AND WHIFFLE! .]
COME ON, DO SOMETHING.
[ SHOES SQUEAKING .]
[ SIGHS .]
HEY, HEY! GOT YOUR NOSE! YOU FOUND MY NOSE? THE DOCTOR SAID WE COULD REATTACH IT.
OH, UH, N-NO.
I WAS [ POP! .]
THERE YOU GO.
[ SQUEAK! .]
[ RIMSHOT .]
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! I BET MY GAGS ARE GONNA SPLIT YOUR SIDES, NOT SPLIT YOUR MIDDLE.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHING DIES DOWN .]
[ MICROPHONE FEEDBACK .]
WOW, DOES THIS ROOM EVEN HAVE A PULSE? I MEAN, [CHUCKLES.]
IS THIS THING ON? [ SHATTERS .]
[ PANTING .]
[ WHEEZING .]
WELL, LIKE THEY SAY, LEAVE THEM ON A HIGH.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
[ CREAK, POPPING .]
[ MONITOR FLATLINES .]
WHICH ONE GOES WHERE?! THIS ONE GOES THERE! WHERE? [ HONK! .]
OW! WHOA! QUICK! GRAB SOME PAPER TOWELS! AAH!! RUN.
I CAN'T! ME, NEITHER.
HOLD ON.
[ ZIP! .]
[ WATER RUNNING .]
[ SIGHS .]
WHERE ARE WE GOING? BACK TO MR.
SMALL'S OFFICE.
WHAT? NO! IF HIS ADVICE WAS A TYPE OF FOOTWEAR, IT WOULD BE SOCKS AND SANDALS! IT'S BAD.
HIS ADVICE IS BAD.
IT'S NOT ABOUT HIS ADVICE.
IT'S ABOUT HIDING THE CONSEQUENCES FROM HIM.
I REFUSE TO BE THE KID WHO BREAKS HIS POSITIVE SPIRIT.
YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER.
I'M NOT GOING BACK TO HIS OFFICE.
TOO LATE.
WE'RE ALREADY THERE.
I SAID I'M NOT GOING! [ SQUEAKING .]
AH, CHILDREN! SO, HOW DID THIS DAY OF INSPIRATIONAL ADVICE GO? PRETTY BAD.
OH, UHH.
[ CHUCKLES .]
UM, THAT'S UM I-I GUESS MAYBE I SHOULD -- S-SHOULD GO BACK TO MY NORMAL WORK.
AS IN BAD! YOU KNOW, GOOD-BAD.
LIKE A BAD SKATEBOARD TRICK OR A BAD NEW PAIR OF FRESH KICKS, OR A BAD -- GAS? NO, THAT WOULD BE ACTUALLY BAD.
BUT YOU MEANT I GAVE YOU GOOD ADVICE, RIGHT? [ SIGHS .]
YES.
I KNEW IT! OH, MAN, THAT'S NEVER A GOOD SIGN.
TO EDUCATE IS MY DESIRE AND TO THAT DUTY, I AM BOUND YOUR MINDS ARE THERE TO BE INSPIRED [ SQUISH! .]
TO OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE WORLD AROUND WE CAN'T LET HIM SEE THE CHAOS HIS ADVICE CAUSED! [ BOTH GRUNT .]
THE LONGEST JOURNEY STARTS WITH JUST ONE SIMPLE STEP AND EACH MILE GOES MUCH QUICKER IF YOU WALK IT WITH PEP TAKE MY ADVICE, AND YOU'LL BE GLAD THAT YOU DO YOUR MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE THERE THEY ARE! IT WON'T WORK WHEN IT'S NOT OPEN SO DON'T CLOSE YOURSELF OFF TO THE WORDS THAT I'VE SPOKEN AAAH!! TAKE MY ADVICE, AND YOU'LL BE GLAD THAT YOU DO BEFORE YOU JUDGE SOMEONE, WALK A MILE IN THEIR SHOES WELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL TRY IT YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOOOO!! SORRY, TERRY, I'M A NURSE, NOT AN ARTIST.
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO THE HOSPITAL NOW.
I'LL CALL THE AMBULANCE.
SO, COME REAL CLOSE OPEN YOUR EARS, HEARTS, AND EYES I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ALL THE GIFT OF ADVICE [ GASPS .]
BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT IN YOUR WOOORLD TAKE MY ADVICE, AND YOU'LL BE GLAD THAT YOU DO AND YOU KNOW WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU'S ONLY GONNA MAKE YOU STRONGER IF IT TURNS OUT WRONG, THEN IT WON'T MATTER MUCH LONGER TOMORROW, YOU'LL BE BETTER THAN HEY! YOU ARE TODAY HUH? HEY, HEY, HEY HEY, HEY, HEY LET ME HEAR YA! HEY, HEY, HEY WHOO! HEY, HEY, HEY I'VE GOT PLENTY MORE ADVICE, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS ASK SO, NEXT TIME YOU FEEL LOST, JUST POP INTO [ SQUEAK! .]
MY CLASS AND THAT IS MY ADVICE TO YOOOU MY ADVICE TO YOU PBHT! AND NOW FOR MY LAST PIECE OF ADVICE FOR TODAY, CHILDREN.
AS YOU GROW OLDER, YOU'LL BE GIVEN A LOT OF ADVICE.
[ SNARLING .]
SOME WILL BE GOOD, SOME WILL BE BAD.
SOME WILL OPEN YOUR MIND AND YOUR SPIRIT, WHILE SOME MAKE YOU FEEL INEPT OR WORSE -- DISCOURAGED.
[ SNORTS .]
SOME ADVICE WILL RESULT [ CONTINUES, INDISTINCT .]
[ GALLOPING .]
SO, CHILDREN, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER IS THIS -- NEVER TAKE ANY ADVICE TOO LITERALLY.
YEAH, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD ADVICE TO GIVE US FIRST.
AAAH!! YOU'RE WHAT? JUST TRYING ON HATS.
I FEEL LIKE MY LOOK IS MISSING A LITTLE SOMETHING.
DUDE, YOUR LOOK IS MISSING EVERYTHING EXCEPT SHOES.
EXACTLY.
STEP ONE -- SHOES.
STEP TWO -- HAT.
UH, STEP TWO ISN'T HAT.
AND, FOR THE RECORD, STEP ONE IS PANTS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? NAH.
I THINK IT'S A BIT "ENH.
" YOU'RE RIGHT.
TOO DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION.
WHOO! HOW ABOUT THIS? YEAH, THAT ONE MAKES YOU LOOK KIND OF "EH-H-H-H-H-H.
" YEAH, I GET IT.
TOO "THINKIN' IT'S COOL, BUT LONELY AT SCHOOL.
" WHAT JUST HAPPENED? [ Echoing .]
HOW ABOUT THIS? YEAH, THAT ONE MAKES YOU LOOK [ STATIC .]
YEAH, TOO CANADIAN.
I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE, BUT DO YOU THINK IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I HAVE A FAT HEAD? I, UH-H-H-H [ STATIC .]
DON'T SPARE MY FEELINGS.
JUST TELL ME.
[ STATIC CONTINUES .]
HMM.
FINE! [ STATIC CONTINUES .]
I LIKE IT! BUT, DARWIN, WHERE YOU GOING? TO THE FOOD COURT! IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU.
NO! I D-D-D-D-D -- FINE! IF YOU THINK I'VE GOT SUCH A FAT HEAD, MAYBE I'LL GO WORK OUT INSTEAD.
D-D-D-D-DIDN'T MEAN THAT! COME ON! WAIT UP! WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME?! DUDE! HOLD O-O-O-O-- HO-- [ STATIC .]
HUH! [ SMACK! .]
WAIT, WHAT THE BUDDY! [ CLUNK! CLUNK!.]
[ GRUNTING .]
OH! COME ON! UHH! OHH! ALL RIGHT, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO.
DAD, HAVE YOU SEEN DAR-- [ GRUNTING .]
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THE TV WAS BEING WEIRD.
I'M MOVING THE COUCH SO I CAN WATCH THE SECOND MOST INTERESTING THING IN THIS HOUSE.
WHAT'S THAT? THE FRIDGE.
[ LAUGHS .]
PICKLES.
AW, DUDE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
YOU'RE NOT FAT AT ALL.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ STRAINING .]
[ EXHALES DEEPLY .]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WELL, YOU WEREN'T REALLY GOING UP, SO I THOUGHT I BETTER GO DOWN.
YOU KNOW -- TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
UGH! WHATEVER.
[ CLANG! PLONK! .]
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! WHOA, WHOA.
AT LEAST LET ME SPOT YOU, BUDDY.
SAFETY FIRST.
[ SCOFFS .]
ALL RIGHT, I GUESS.
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
ONE! [ STRAINING .]
A QUARTER! A HALF! A -- A THIRD! [ STRAINING .]
TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT! OKAY, I GO-- [ SPLAT! VROOM! .]
[ STRAINING .]
OKAY.
I GOT IT! [ CLUNK! CLANG! .]
I'M SORRY, DUDE.
I NEVER MEANT TO SAY YOUR HEAD WAS FAT.
YOUR FACE LOOKS GREAT.
A LITTLE SCRUNCHED UP, THOUGH.
YOU LOOK SO MUCH BETTER WITH A SMILE.
COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
COME ON.
[ GIGGLES .]
ALL RIGHT.
AWW! [ INHALES DEEPLY .]
HAA! AH, SEE? THAT'S MU-- [ GAGGING .]
[ GAGGING .]
WHAT? UHNOTHING.
NOTHING.
UH, C-COME ON.
LET'S JUST HUG IT OUT.
OKA-- [ STATIC .]
AAH! OH! OH, YOUR FACE! UGH! UGH! CAN YOU GET UP? I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.
COULD YOU BE ANY MORE INSULTING? GUMBALL WATTERSON, I'M TURNING MY BACK ON Y-Y-- DUDE, LET ME EXPLAIN! THERE'S [ SIGHS .]
THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD GOING ON HERE.
[ STATIC .]
[ WHIRR! .]
Gumball: "DEAR DARWIN" NAH.
"DEAREST BUDDY" HMM.
"TO MY BEST COMPAN--" [ CLATTER .]
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
"DEAR DARWIN YOU ARE NOT ONLY MY BROTHER, BUT MY BEST FRIEND.
YOU ARE NOT UGLY.
YOUR FACE IS FINE.
AND I FEEL UTTERLY HORRIBLE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TODAY.
I HOPE WE DON'T STOP BEING FRIENDS OVER THIS.
I HATE TO SEE YOU UPSET [Voice breaking.]
BECAUSE WHEN YOU CRY, I CRY.
MAY WE NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN.
YOUR BEST BUDDY, GUMBALL.
" [ SNIFFLES .]
YEAH, NOT SURE.
WHAT'S THAT? OH, UM, WELL, IT'S -- IT'S A LETTER.
UH, A LETTER I WROTE FOR YOU.
YOU GONNA READ IT, THEN? OKAY.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
"DEAR DARWIN, YOU'RE -- BUT -- UGLY.
YOUR FACE IS -- HORRIBLE.
I HOPE WE -- STOP BEING FRIENDS OVER THIS.
SEE YOU -- NEVER.
GUMBALL.
" I'VE DONE ENOUGH STORMING OUT FOR ONE DAY.
I THINK IT'S YOUR TURN TO LEAVE.
LOOK, CAN I JUST -- [ SLAM! .]
I'LL, UH, TAKE THAT AS A "NO.
" [ Crying .]
I'M SORRY, OLD PAL.
[ SNIFFLES .]
WE HAD SO MANY GOOD TIMES, BUT I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS.
IT WOULD BE CRUEL TO GO ON ANY LONGER.
[ SOBS .]
GOODBYE.
WHAT'S WRONG, DAD? I JUST TURNED THE TV OFF.
UH, RIGHT.
CAN I SPEAK TO YOU? SURE! HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYTHING WEIRD LATELY? LIKE, YOU KNOW, STRANGE THINGS HAPPENING? [ SPEAKING SPANISH .]
WHAT? ON YOUR NEW SPEEDBOAT! ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY? [ LAUGHTER .]
O-KAY Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
GUMBALL, I JUST REALIZED THERE'S NO POINT IN ME BEING ANGRY UPSTAIRS BY MYSELF.
OH, W-WELL, GREAT! SO YOU'RE, UH [CHUCKLES.]
NOT MAD ANYMORE? NO, I AM.
I'M JUST GONNA DO IT SOMEWHERE YOU CAN SEE IT.
LOOK, I THINK I KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO MAD AT ME.
SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON, OKAY? SO JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN.
I TH-TH-TH-THI-THI-- [ SIGHS .]
I TH-I-I-- [ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
YOU-- AW, COME ON! ALL RIGHT.
JUST TAKE YOUR TIME AND SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
WHAT I WANTED TO SAY WAS, I TH-- AAH! STOP IT! STOP IT! NO, DARWIN, GET OFF HIS -- GUMBALL! [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY .]
DON'T! [ SPEAKING GIBBERISH .]
AGHHHHH! SEE? LOOK! SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.
DAD'S GONE WEIRD, TOO.
NO, I HAVEN'T.
THAT WAS A DIVERSION TO MAKE YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING.
WORKED! OKAY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
IF YOU GUYS MAKE UP, I'LL TAKE YOU TO BUY ME AN ICE CREAM.
I MEAN, YOU AN ICE CREAM.
US AN ICE CREAM.
YEAH, I'LL TAKE YOU TO BUY US AN ICE CREAM.
HM.
GOOD! LET'S GO THEN.
[ DOOR OPENS .]
I GUESS YOU CAN HAVE MY ICE CREAM, SEEING AS I SHOULD BE DIETING.
OH, THANKS, DUDE.
[ GRUNTS .]
MM.
COME ON, KIDS.
DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
WHY DON'T WE PLAY A GAME? YEAH, HOW ABOUT WE PLAY "WHAT OFFENSIVE THING WILL GUMBALL SAY TO DARWIN NEXT?" OH, UH, UH YOU'RE SO CHUBBY, YOUR BUTT CHEEKS ARE IN DIFFERENT TIME ZONES? NO? UH YOU'RE SO DUMB THAT YOU DELETED THE COOKIES ON YOUR COMPUTER TO TRY TO LOSE WEIGHT.
[ SNICKERS .]
OH! OH! YOU'RE SO UGLY, THE SWEAT RUNS DOWN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD TO AVOID YOUR FACE.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ BOTH SNICKER .]
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
[ STATIC .]
[ DING! .]
WHAT? WHAT JUST HAPPENED? JUST NEEDED TO FILL UP.
WE'LL BE BACK ON THE ROAD IN FIVE.
NO, NOT THAT.
[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH .]
[ STATIC .]
OH, MY GOSH.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON.
[ STATIC .]
IT HAPPENED AGAIN! SEE? YOU BELIEVE ME NOW? COME ON.
YOU KNOW I'D NEVER MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ON PURPOSE.
MM? [ SQUEALS .]
SO WE'RE OKAY NOW? YEAH, WE'RE GOOD.
DAD? -DAD! -DAD! [ STATIC .]
[ TIRES SCREECHING, HORN HONKING .]
THERE'S NOBODY DRIVING THE CAR.
[ BOTH GASP .]
[ SCREECHING .]
HOLD ON! I'M GONNA TAKE THE WHEEL! NO, YOU CAN'T! YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR SEATBELT ON! WHY? 'CAUSE OTHERWISE -- [ SPLAT! .]
Woman: FAST RELIEF FROM HEADACHES.
Man: IT'S A TRUE FRESH BLEND! FAIR POINT.
[ BOTH SCREAM, HORN HONKS .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
WATCH OUT! I AM WATCHING! THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO DO! [ SCREAMS .]
-OH.
-OH.
-OKAY.
-OKAY.
[ BRAKES SQUEAL .]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DON'T KNOW.
IT JUST FEELS RIGHT.
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ WHISTLING .]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER .]
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES .]
[ GASPS .]
[ ICE-CREAM-TRUCK MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES .]
DARWIN, I'VE GOT A PLAN.
WHAT? THE PLAN IS, YOU COME UP WITH A PLAN, 'CAUSE I HAVEN'T GOT ONE.
OKAY, BUT THERE'S ONE SMALL FLAW.
WHAT? I don't have one either.
[ CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ HORNS HONK .]
AAH! NO! WE'RE GONNA CR-- Man: CRASHING THROUGH PRICES THIS WEEK AT JOYFUL BURGER! -AAH! -AAH! WHAT? [ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES .]
[ TINK! .]
OH, WE MADE IT.
I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.
Man: PANTHER TREADS -- MADE TO KEEP YOU ROLLING! OH, NO-O-O! AAH! [ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS.]
IN OTHER NEWS, THE TOWN OF ELMORE HAS RECENTLY BEEN SUFFERING FROM SOME SATELLITE BROADCAST ISSUES.
WE ASSURE YOU, WE ARE WORKING ON THE PROBLEM.
SO, PLEASE, BEAR WITH US WHILE WE TRY TO -- WAIT.
THEN WHY IS IT AFFECTING U-U-U-- U-U-U-U-U-U-- ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? IF WHAT HAPPENS ON TV HAPPENS TO US, DOES IT MEAN THAT WE'RE ON -- THEN WE ALL GOT HOME, AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE.
YOU TWO MADE UP, WE'RE ALL SAFE, AND ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY .]
[ STATIC .]