The End Of The F***ing World (2017) s02e04 Episode Script

Season 2, Episode 4

How long were you waiting? Not long.
Thank you.
No one else stopped.
Most people are dickheads.
Yeah.
I wondered why Alyssa had wanted to pick someone up.
Maybe she was putting off going back.
Are you okay? - What? - Well, it's the middle of nowhere.
You're on your own.
So you're either in danger, or you're mental.
Alyssa.
What? Or maybe she just didn't want to be alone with me.
Did you just get married? She did.
Where do you need to go? Anywhere.
Okay.
I'm Alyssa.
This is James.
Hi.
I'm Bonnie.
Hi, Bonnie.
Alyssa found quiet people difficult.
I don't think we automatically made sense to her.
Where are you from? - Bonnie.
- Hmm? Where are you from? Maybe something happened to her.
What was that? Oh, no.
What the fuck is wrong with your car, James? It's literally the bane of our life.
It was nice she said "our life".
Shut up.
Do you have a spare? That is the spare.
I'm going for a piss.
Sorry about this.
I'm thirsty.
Okay.
Have you got any water in your car? Oh.
Yeah.
I thought it was here.
Maybe it's Maybe it's in the back.
Maybe I finished it.
- Good news.
- What? There's a house or something up the road.
I saw smoke.
How close? Really close.
Do you want to sit in the car? Why? So your dress doesn't get ruined.
I think we've gone beyond that point, James.
Well, this isn't creepy at all.
Well congratulations.
What were you, the bridesmaid? How can I help you? - Can we use your phone? - And please could I use your toilet? Yes.
Everything was refusing to go to plan.
But then, we had no plan.
That was the problem.
Okay.
They can't do anything until the morning.
- Shit.
- Sorry.
Do you have a number for a taxi? Well, there's only Steve, and he's just had a baby, so Right.
Do you have any rooms? - What? - Yes, we've got all of them.
- We'll take two.
- No, we can't afford that.
I'll pay.
You picked me up.
You saved me.
Saved her from what? Okay.
Thanks.
You and James want to be in the same room, don't you? Yeah, that's fine.
It's better that way.
It's cheaper.
Room ten.
Seven.
This was the last room they had.
Okay.
Do you reckon those are real? I don't know.
They're quite sharp.
All right, Captain Safety, chill out.
We should check on Bonnie.
We should leave her alone.
Why? She's not right.
Just because someone's quiet, it doesn't mean they're not right.
Are you talking about yourself? She paid for the room.
I'm your little salmon.
Would you like to have a drink with us? Hello? Hello.
What can I get you? I can't believe this is my wedding night.
I don't think this is proper wine.
Is that a burn? Yep.
Suits you.
Thank you.
So where were you headed when you picked me up? I was taking her home.
Why are you still in your wedding dress? Because I ran away from the wedding.
Why? Because I did.
Who were you getting married to? My boyfriend.
Did he cry? Do you want to mind your own business? I was going to get married.
But then my boyfriend died.
Oh, fuck.
How did he die? Are you feeling like a bit of a spare part? - What? - Well, three's a crowd.
Four's a riot.
Well, I can sit down if you want.
Why would she want that? I'm just being friendly.
Calm down.
How do you know I didn't marry her? - What? - Maybe I was the vicar.
Just stop bothering her.
She's not desperate.
Thank you.
Probably get stabbed in our beds now.
I probably deserve it.
You look so beautiful.
Thanks.
I thought you were more likely to end up dead than married.
Right.
You can relax now.
He's safety.
He's solid.
Says the woman abandoned by every man she's ever been with.
Look at him.
I am.
How do you feel? Exactly the same.
You're a lucky girl.
I do.
I feel exactly the same.
Shit.
Alyssa.
Are you okay? I'm tired.
I don't normally drink.
Okay.
You're quite small up close.
Am I? Shall we get another one? Actually, I should check if she's okay.
Night.
Sleep well.
Who were you speaking to? No one.
I need to take this dress off.
Okay.
You were right about Bonnie.
What? She is a bit strange.
Uh yeah.
Are you okay? Yes, James.
This is exactly how I pictured my honeymoon kicking off.
You're thirsty.
Have they abandoned you? I'm waiting.
For what? For them to fall asleep.
Fair play.
Can I buy you another drink? I'm all right, really.
Promise.
I'll take you back tomorrow if that's what you want.
Maybe.
I didn't know what that meant.
What happened to you after the beach? No one told me anything.
Not properly, anyway.
It was quite bad.
Yeah, obviously.
I couldn't walk for a bit.
He was really supportive.
Until he died.
Cheers! What? I'm a bit Greek.
Mmm.
So what do you think of the place? The bars of soap are very small.
Noted.
- I'm single, by the way.
- I'm not.
Are you happy? Yes.
That's good.
I get lonely.
My wife ran off - You off, are you? - Yeah.
Night.
Night.
I'm really sorry.
I am.
I tried to see you.
I did.
But no one would let me.
And then I was going to tell Alyssa about the time her mum came to see me.
But then she said something that made me forget everything else.
I think I wanna kiss you.
What? Is that bad? No.
I don't think I can have sex.
I didn't say sex.
I said a kiss.
I I don't think it works anymore.
I haven't tried, but I got shot near there, so Sorry.
We do a turndown service.
What? Can I come in? Um That's better isn't it? Yeah.
These are nice.
Can you leave, please? You don't have to touch it.
You can just watch.
You can turn round if you want.
Get out! Wait.
Get out.
I I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Please don't hurt me.
Please.
I've got kids.
Please put the gun down.
Please put the gun down.
Put it down.
What was that? I don't know.
It's okay.
What's wrong? Look, can you just give me a minute? I'm sorry.
This is, like, a lot.
Oh, yeah.
Sure.
I'll, uh I'll be in there.
Okay.
Do you mind sleeping in there? No.
That's fine.
Thanks.
It's going to be okay, Alyssa.
Maybe James is right and it is gonna be okay.
Maybe it will all work out.
Or maybe, as usual, everything is completely fucked.

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