The Ossan Newbie Adventurer, Trained to Death by the Most Powerful Party, Became Invincible (2024) s01e06 Episode Script
The King of Fists Elimination Tournament
1
♪
[REINHARD]
Four hundred years ago,
there existed a small country
comprised mostly of wide,
open desert.
After visiting
the settlement of Knucklepersi,
their fourth king,
Alexander Heractopia,
created the great Colosseum.
Inside its walls
he held fighting competitions.
King Alexander
fought in each one
using no weapon
but the force of his own body.
[REINHARD]
He reigned undefeated
in 10,000 matches.
Those who would challenge him,
those who would cheer him,
all came in droves.
[crowd cheering]
[REINHARD]
Before long,
the kingdom became known
for its strength and vigor.
And that is how the mighty
Kingdom of Heractopia rose.
[RICK] So, this must
be King Alexander,
the fabled "King of Fists."
What I wouldn't give
for the opportunity
to spar with him once.
If that ever happened,
there wouldn't be any kingdom
left for us to visit.
[REANETTE] Fighting
is in this country's roots.
Martial entertainment
has always thrived.
It certainly does seem to be
a popular occupation
around here!
Though they call
their fighters "pugilists."
It sounds like this kingdom
has much to enjoy
but let's stay on the lookout
for what brought us here.
- [RICK] Hm.
- [REANETTE] Hm.
The Ossan Newbie Adventurer,
Trained to Death by the
Most Powerful Party,
Became Invincible
- [RICK] Pardon me!
- [MALE CITIZEN] Yes?
[gasps]
My friends and I here
have a question
we'd like to ask you.
[whimpering]
[MALE CITIZEN]
I'm very busy!
So sorry!
- This is getting us nowhere.
- Indeed.
What if we tried
going to the town hall?
With luck,
we might get some info
on the location
of the Six Jewels.
A fine proposal.
[Milicia yells]
Sorry,
but could I have some space?
There's no need
to be so cold, pretty girl.
Whaddaya say the two of us
stop by that inn
and get to know each other
a little better?
I'd rather not,
but thanks for the offer.
Hey, punk.
Back off!
[BROUGHSTON]
Let me.
Good sir,
would you mind
answering a quick question?
[both gasp]
[grunts]
Think you're tough
'cause you're an orc?
Who gives a crap?
You're talkin' to a pugilist,
buddy!
You don't look
distinctly strong.
Oh, yeah?
Then let's see whatcha got!
If you insist.
Hold on.
Uh!
[Gold groans]
[RICK]
One casualty.
We just got here.
So then, are you ready
to answer that question?
I'll do
whatever you tell me, boss!
The name's Gold,
at your service!
Me too!
You can call me Milicia!
Please, take a look.
[box opens]
♪
Whoa!
Beautiful!
And it's so strong!
[BROUGHSTON] Have you ever seen
another magic stone like this?
There should be one
somewhere in this kingdom.
Uhh
I could swear it's familiar.
I agree!
[RICK]
You've seen it? Where?
Oh,
I'm drawing a blank,
but I feel like I've seen it
a million times before.
Come on!
Please try to remember!
It's very important to us.
I would be grateful
for even the smallest detail.
Uh
[MALE ANNOUNCER]
Everybody, gather around!
It's what
you've all been waiting for,
the King of Fists tournament!
[BROUGHSTON]
What is this?
This is the annual
announcement parade for
the King of Fists Tournament!
Only two months
until it starts!
It's so much fun!
I fear we're still at a loss.
Please explain.
Wow! I'm shocked
that you haven't heard.
It's to let us pugilists
figure out one thing,
who's the best?
On average, more than
500,000 people attend!
[GOLD]
And here's the man
who's won
that title five times,
including the last three years
in a row!
[GOLD]
Our champion, Kelvin Wolwolf!
[CROWD] [chanting]
Kelvin! Kelvin! Kelvin!
He's the coolest guy
I've ever seen!
I'm working hard as I can
to be just like him!
Seems like he's crazy popular.
Hmm.
I have no doubt
in his capabilities.
[both gasp]
Are you two okay?
Look!
How could I forget?
[RICK]
Hm?
Look at what?
[GOLD]
On his waist!
In the champion belt!
[MILICIA]
You can't miss it!
A stone
just like the one you have!
Huh?
[screams]
One of the Six Jewels,
known as Sovereign's Gold.
So, it was here.
[MALE CITIZEN 1]
Kelvin!
[MALE CITIZEN 2]
Let's see four years in a row!
[FEMALE CITIZEN 1]
He's awesome!
Thank you, folks,
for all your support!
Look forward to
the tournament this year!
[indistinct chatter]
[Kelvin exhales]
Thanks for putting up
with the show.
Don't lose your last hairs.
As a pugilist, isn't it my job
to make sure
everyone's excited
for the tournament?
You're not wrong there.
How are you feeling?
Can't complain.
Who'd even listen?
Hmm.
"Can't complain" isn't "good."
Guess I won't know until I see
if someone's strong enough
to give me a run for my money.
Hmm.
[door opens]
[RICK]
Excuse us!
So sorry to interrupt.
[gasps]
I don't suppose you'd have
a moment to spare?
Uh
[DANIEL] Come on, now.
Are you fans of his?
Don't you know
it's bad manners
to follow him to the gym?
Oh.
I don't think I'd say, "fans."
We're a party of adventurers
from another land,
and we've been
looking for something
we hope you might know about.
[BROUGHSTON]
It's better to be direct, Rick.
Huh.
[gasps]
[KELVIN]
Who is this?
Are you positive?
I feel like it might be better
to offer a bit of deference.
I'm not that type.
[BROUGHSTON]
And from looks, neither is he.
What do you want with us?
Straight to the chase.
I must insist
you give us that belt.
There's direct, and then
there's whatever you are!
That's why you're here?
To rob us?
No, I promise we'd never
do something like that, sir!
I failed to explain myself.
That jewel once belonged
to our party member.
It is our mission
to retrieve it for him
no matter what the cost may be.
He's been searching
for many years.
[BROUGHSTON]
After we have taken the gem,
we will return the belt
with one of equal value.
Just who do you think you are?
Hey!
Someone throw this scum
back on the street!
- Hold up, old man.
- Huh?
[DANIEL]
And why should I?
They haven't told a lie yet.
If there's something
I can trust,
it's what my nose tells me.
And this old sniffer
of mine says
these folks aren't
trying to lead us astray.
Thank you
for understanding, sir.
[KELVIN]
I believe you, yeah.
But I can't just
give it up that easily.
This belt carries with it
the weight of every
last citizen of Heractopia.
[KELVIN]
You could call it our pride.
It doesn't matter
if you only want the gem.
I can't hand it over
for nothing.
Hmm.
Only one way you can pry
this belt from my hands
and that's to be champion in
the King of Fists Tournament.
So be it.
A perfectly fair request.
In that case.
Slow down,
we're gonna walk away?
Just like that?
[RICK] Then how are
we gonna get the jewel?
Were you not listening
to what the current champion
told us there?
[RICK]
Uh
[door opens]
[door shuts]
[REANETTE]
Please excuse us.
Good grief.
The audacity of that bunch.
Are you sure you should've
let them walk out?
[DANIEL]
What are our rooks for
if not to deal with
rude folk like them?
[KELVIN]
If I hadn't stopped you
they might've killed
every person in this room.
No way.
I could tell
they were above average,
but it's that bad?
Yeah.
[KELVIN]
First, there's the maid.
Even her stance was powerful.
There's no question
she has unbelievable skill.
Then, there was
the normal-looking man.
He's clearly trained
his body an insane amount,
but he doesn't
come off as threatening.
He's a wildcard.
Interesting.
Then I assume the orc, too?
[chuckles]
Oh, hell, yeah.
[KELVIN]
That guy's the real deal.
Wait. You want us
to sign up as pugilists?
Yes.
Once we've registered,
we will be able to sweep
the King of Fists Tournament.
Then the belt is ours.
The plan is simple.
[REANETTE] There are
restrictions for joining.
You must pass the preliminaries
either in the east or the west.
Afterwards, you will
be organized into blocks.
Only one victor per group
may join the tournament.
♪
[BROUGHSTON]
I will trust you
to get through
the Western League.
I will enter through the east.
[RICK]
That sounds fine for me,
but how do you
plan to navigate?
Can you find
everything on your own?
Please, don't fear.
I've arranged
a guide for myself.
On short notice?
[GOLD]
Yo, boss!
Apologies for the delay!
♪
[gasps]
First, you have a test to pass.
Once you have succeeded,
you may call yourself
a pugilist in full.
Is it like the Guild's test
for adventurers?
Neither identical
nor dissimilar.
Anyone with confidence
in their skillset,
regardless of their homeland,
may participate.
Oh?
Kinda sounds like fun.
[MALE EXAMINER]
Rick Gladiatol, correct?
[RICK]
Yes!
The test is a mock battle
to determine your strength.
Your opponent today
has been selected randomly
from the pool of our newest
pugilist recruits.
Can I ask how powerful
the person
I'm going up against is?
Let me see.
They haven't been here long,
but it looks like
they're undefeated so far.
But try
not to worry about that.
Whether you win or lose,
if you meet a certain standard,
you'll pass.
Give it all you've got,
and you'll be fine.
[RICK]
Understood.
[ANGELICA]
Hello, there.
Miss me?
[gasps]
The origins of the name
are unknown
but around here
I'm called The Flash!
[RICK]
I know that voice,
but it can't be!
[ANGELICA]
Introducing Angelica Diarmuit!
Try not to look too frightened
by my arrival.
[gasps]
Why are you here?
[chuckles nervously]
A pleasure to see you again.
♪
The King of Fists Tournament.
♪
[MALE CITIZEN 3]
It's about time!
[MALE CITIZEN 4] You're looking
as cute as ever, Angelica!
Show this old dude what he gets
for trying to stand
against your beauty!
Oh, Nicolas!
Pretty unusual for you to come
to observe the mock battles.
Looks like
you caught me in the act!
I'm only here for the cutie!
Didn't think you were
the same as those guys.
Explains why the whole
audience is male, though.
[TRIS] She swept in
like a shooting star.
A knockout lady pugilist!
And there's only
one area where she falls flat.
Just watch!
He'll be knocked out
in no time.
[NICOLAS]
I wouldn't be too sure,
the guy's a newcomer.
You can't underestimate them.
If you do,
a dark horse might just show up
to ruin all your plans.
So, why am I fighting
you today?
I was about to
ask you the same thing!
Don't tell me,
North better not
be waiting around here
for my guard to drop!
Who's that?
I meant your older brother,
Raster.
There is one Diarmuit
in Heractopia
and that would be me.
That's good.
[ANGELICA]
It's not good for me.
How did the 40-something
who beat my A-rank brother
get matched against me?
Even if winning
doesn't matter here
my pride will not allow me
to suffer defeat
in a mock battle!
[MALE EXAMINER]
Get ready!
The pugilist test
will now commence!
[ANGELICA] I still struggle
to believe this oaf is strong.
Still, I can't be
careless like last time!
I'll go as fast as I can
right from the start!
Flickering Feet!
[gasps]
[squeals]
[thuds]
Uh-Whoo!
[thwacks]
[ANGELICA]
What was that?
How did I fall off balance?
Me, of all people?
You'll never be ready
for my real attack!
[gasps]
[groans]
What was that?
[ANGELICA]
Hold on,
I'm certain
I didn't trip that time!
But that means
How'd you like that one,
Angelica?
Did you enjoy being
on the receiving end
of a new skill
I've learned these past months?
So, that was you?
First move, Leg sweep!
Knock 'em right down!
It's the Eight Secrets
of Going Easy!
Huh?
Continuous leg sweeps
are a great technique
to demoralize your opponent
by preventing them
from getting on
even footing
in the first place!
And it stops them from
getting hurt too badly, too!
You fight like a kid!
C'mon, isn't it nice
how you're barely hurting
with each hit?
[grimacing]
[ANGELICA]
This means
he's been executing leg sweeps
at a speed imperceptible
to the human eye.
It's fast enough
that even a knight second class
can't keep up.
[ANGELICA] Oh,
that's too absurd to be true!
Or I'd like to believe that
but "absurd" isn't enough
for this 40-something!
[ANGELICA]
Quickly, I need distance!
[ANGELICA]
Flickering Feet
[thuds]
Wow!
Your Flickering Feet has gotten
way better than last time!
I actually have to think about
when to swing at you!
You don't expect me
to stay down like that!
[groans]
[groaning]
[thuds]
♪
I love the unbreakable will
of a knight second class!
Oh, yeah?
I can feel it breaking.
If I start fighting for real,
I'm sure you'd be just fine!
I, uh
All right!
- Round two!
- I surrender.
[gasps]
[MALE EXAMINER]
And the winner
[RICK]
So, now I'm a pugilist.
Am I good to sign up
for those preliminaries?
[REANETTE]
Yes.
Then let's hurry up
and start winning those fights!
[ANGELICA]
Stop right there!
Okay, I want you to tell me
what a 40-something
like you is doing here!
Again, I wanted to ask you
the same thing!
Also, I'm 30-something!
[growls]
How many times must you savage
my poor body
before you're done?
- Huh?
- Oh, whoa, whoa!
Huh!
Don't say it like that,
or people
will get the wrong idea!
Right!
You must be hungry!
We should all grab a bite!
And hey, my treat!
[insects chirping]
[indistinct chatter]
[MILICIA]
Thanks for your patience!
Enjoy! These are courtesy
of the house!
My parents run this place,
so consider this
as thanks for rescuing me!
Great, appreciate it!
We were looking for a nice inn
and here you are!
Hmm.
Of course!
Although,
is Mister Broughston here?
Nah, we decided to split up
and take on opposite leagues,
so we wouldn't be
pitted against each other.
Oh,
then he isn't even coming.
[sighs]
Hmm.
So,
why did you decide to become
a pugilist of Heractopia?
Because that's the first step
toward winning
the King of Fists Tournament.
Said casually?
Woah!
This meat rocks!
I would agree.
I detect some rare spices
in their recipe.
[sighs]
[REANETTE]
Miss Angelica,
when did you become a pugilist?
About four months ago.
[RICK] That was right
after the E-rank test!
I'm surprised to see
a knight set down their sword
and take up their fists.
[ANGELICA]
Hm.
I have reasons
and I won't let you
pry into them.
- [chomps]
- [RICK] Oh, does that mean
you'll be entering
the tournament, too?
♪
[ANGELICA]
Yes.
Whatever it takes,
I must clear my preliminaries
and enter the tournament,
or else my efforts here
will have been wasted.
Sounds like
we both need to do our best.
Wait a second.
I had assumed you were
preparing for the next year!
Are you joining this one?
You got it.
[Angelica sighs]
I've seen firsthand
that you're strong enough
to make logic feel irrelevant
but it's simply impossible.
Why exactly is that?
[ANGELICA] You came out here
without knowing how it works?
- [REANETTE] Hm?
- [RICK] Hm?
This isn't something
that you can do
with just a few days' notice
and nothing more.
[ANGELICA]
To get things started,
you have to win 40 bouts
over the half year
of preliminary fights.
And that only qualifies you
for the league competition!
[RICK]
So, then I'm fine if I win?
I'm afraid it's more
complicated than that!
[ANGELICA] After a fight
against another pugilist,
you'll inevitably
need time to recover.
Even the strongest fighters
only schedule
10 bouts per month.
And you only have one week left
before preliminaries are done.
I refuse to believe
that there's a human alive
who can win 40 bouts
in that little time.
But I designed
my whole schedule
under the assumption
that ten a day would be easy!
[REANETTE] That means
a week is plenty of time.
You will only need four days.
[ANGELICA] It's like
common sense means nothing
when I'm around you two!
[FEMALE STAFF 1] If I could
have everyone's attention!
Anyone with
a bout after 10 o'clock,
please proceed to the front!
All right!
Paperwork's good!
It looks like
this is your first bout.
Head on over to Building B.
[RICK] And who will
I be facing off against?
Let me see.
It's Albert Grit, be careful.
Why do you say that?
[MALE RECEPTIONIST] Oh, over
the years he's participated,
there have been some rumors
that he uses illegal weapons
during his fights.
A thorough body check
didn't manage
to uncover anything suspect
but caution is advised.
♪
[RICK]
So far, it doesn't look like
there's a weapon
to worry about.
[chuckles]
[GRIT]
I heard he's a new pugilist
who only arrived recently.
Is he trying
to join the tournament
as some kind
of mid-life crisis?
I can already tell
this one will be fun.
I've got just the thing.
After I use this Impact Stone
to multiply my strength,
he won't know what hit him!
Ready!
Take your places!
Fight.
Ah, sheesh.
Don't ya think it's kinda hot?
[RICK]
Is it?
[chuckles]
Obviously.
Can't ya feel it?
I'm on fire!
[GRIT]
Idiot left his side wide open!
[explodes]
And I'd say we're done!
Sorry that your first bout
had to end in defeat!
Wait, what happened to me?
[stone clatters]
[RICK] Hey,
isn't that an Impact Stone?
You should be
careful with those!
Your bones will break
if you don't train properly!
[GRIT]
No way!
I broke giant boulders
without any training at all!
You probably need to get back
to basics and work on your
Four Foundational Faculties
some more.
But first, I believe
it's my turn
to show what I've got.
The Eight Secrets
of Going Easy.
Second, miss your punch!
[vibrating]
I'm using the shock wave
from a failed punch
to shake up your brain
and knock you unconscious!
You should be fine after a nap!
[thuds]
Ah!
Yet another nonsense skill.
♪
Huh!
[gasps]
And it's over!
Winner!
Rick Gladiatol!
Looks like that dark horse
has taken the field.
[groans]
[NICOLAS] I can tell
this year will be good!
I can't wait to watch them!
[chuckles]
♪
[carriage rumbling]
♪
[indistinct chatter]
[Geith snoring]
[exhales]
[snoring]
[knocking on door]
[SNAPE]
Are you in there?
[snoring]
[groans]
[exhales]
[thuds]
[stomping]
[door creaks open]
Almost time to work, Geith.
Let's go.
[scoffs]
What nuisance is there now?
♪
[REINHARD]
Four hundred years ago,
there existed a small country
comprised mostly of wide,
open desert.
After visiting
the settlement of Knucklepersi,
their fourth king,
Alexander Heractopia,
created the great Colosseum.
Inside its walls
he held fighting competitions.
King Alexander
fought in each one
using no weapon
but the force of his own body.
[REINHARD]
He reigned undefeated
in 10,000 matches.
Those who would challenge him,
those who would cheer him,
all came in droves.
[crowd cheering]
[REINHARD]
Before long,
the kingdom became known
for its strength and vigor.
And that is how the mighty
Kingdom of Heractopia rose.
[RICK] So, this must
be King Alexander,
the fabled "King of Fists."
What I wouldn't give
for the opportunity
to spar with him once.
If that ever happened,
there wouldn't be any kingdom
left for us to visit.
[REANETTE] Fighting
is in this country's roots.
Martial entertainment
has always thrived.
It certainly does seem to be
a popular occupation
around here!
Though they call
their fighters "pugilists."
It sounds like this kingdom
has much to enjoy
but let's stay on the lookout
for what brought us here.
- [RICK] Hm.
- [REANETTE] Hm.
The Ossan Newbie Adventurer,
Trained to Death by the
Most Powerful Party,
Became Invincible
- [RICK] Pardon me!
- [MALE CITIZEN] Yes?
[gasps]
My friends and I here
have a question
we'd like to ask you.
[whimpering]
[MALE CITIZEN]
I'm very busy!
So sorry!
- This is getting us nowhere.
- Indeed.
What if we tried
going to the town hall?
With luck,
we might get some info
on the location
of the Six Jewels.
A fine proposal.
[Milicia yells]
Sorry,
but could I have some space?
There's no need
to be so cold, pretty girl.
Whaddaya say the two of us
stop by that inn
and get to know each other
a little better?
I'd rather not,
but thanks for the offer.
Hey, punk.
Back off!
[BROUGHSTON]
Let me.
Good sir,
would you mind
answering a quick question?
[both gasp]
[grunts]
Think you're tough
'cause you're an orc?
Who gives a crap?
You're talkin' to a pugilist,
buddy!
You don't look
distinctly strong.
Oh, yeah?
Then let's see whatcha got!
If you insist.
Hold on.
Uh!
[Gold groans]
[RICK]
One casualty.
We just got here.
So then, are you ready
to answer that question?
I'll do
whatever you tell me, boss!
The name's Gold,
at your service!
Me too!
You can call me Milicia!
Please, take a look.
[box opens]
♪
Whoa!
Beautiful!
And it's so strong!
[BROUGHSTON] Have you ever seen
another magic stone like this?
There should be one
somewhere in this kingdom.
Uhh
I could swear it's familiar.
I agree!
[RICK]
You've seen it? Where?
Oh,
I'm drawing a blank,
but I feel like I've seen it
a million times before.
Come on!
Please try to remember!
It's very important to us.
I would be grateful
for even the smallest detail.
Uh
[MALE ANNOUNCER]
Everybody, gather around!
It's what
you've all been waiting for,
the King of Fists tournament!
[BROUGHSTON]
What is this?
This is the annual
announcement parade for
the King of Fists Tournament!
Only two months
until it starts!
It's so much fun!
I fear we're still at a loss.
Please explain.
Wow! I'm shocked
that you haven't heard.
It's to let us pugilists
figure out one thing,
who's the best?
On average, more than
500,000 people attend!
[GOLD]
And here's the man
who's won
that title five times,
including the last three years
in a row!
[GOLD]
Our champion, Kelvin Wolwolf!
[CROWD] [chanting]
Kelvin! Kelvin! Kelvin!
He's the coolest guy
I've ever seen!
I'm working hard as I can
to be just like him!
Seems like he's crazy popular.
Hmm.
I have no doubt
in his capabilities.
[both gasp]
Are you two okay?
Look!
How could I forget?
[RICK]
Hm?
Look at what?
[GOLD]
On his waist!
In the champion belt!
[MILICIA]
You can't miss it!
A stone
just like the one you have!
Huh?
[screams]
One of the Six Jewels,
known as Sovereign's Gold.
So, it was here.
[MALE CITIZEN 1]
Kelvin!
[MALE CITIZEN 2]
Let's see four years in a row!
[FEMALE CITIZEN 1]
He's awesome!
Thank you, folks,
for all your support!
Look forward to
the tournament this year!
[indistinct chatter]
[Kelvin exhales]
Thanks for putting up
with the show.
Don't lose your last hairs.
As a pugilist, isn't it my job
to make sure
everyone's excited
for the tournament?
You're not wrong there.
How are you feeling?
Can't complain.
Who'd even listen?
Hmm.
"Can't complain" isn't "good."
Guess I won't know until I see
if someone's strong enough
to give me a run for my money.
Hmm.
[door opens]
[RICK]
Excuse us!
So sorry to interrupt.
[gasps]
I don't suppose you'd have
a moment to spare?
Uh
[DANIEL] Come on, now.
Are you fans of his?
Don't you know
it's bad manners
to follow him to the gym?
Oh.
I don't think I'd say, "fans."
We're a party of adventurers
from another land,
and we've been
looking for something
we hope you might know about.
[BROUGHSTON]
It's better to be direct, Rick.
Huh.
[gasps]
[KELVIN]
Who is this?
Are you positive?
I feel like it might be better
to offer a bit of deference.
I'm not that type.
[BROUGHSTON]
And from looks, neither is he.
What do you want with us?
Straight to the chase.
I must insist
you give us that belt.
There's direct, and then
there's whatever you are!
That's why you're here?
To rob us?
No, I promise we'd never
do something like that, sir!
I failed to explain myself.
That jewel once belonged
to our party member.
It is our mission
to retrieve it for him
no matter what the cost may be.
He's been searching
for many years.
[BROUGHSTON]
After we have taken the gem,
we will return the belt
with one of equal value.
Just who do you think you are?
Hey!
Someone throw this scum
back on the street!
- Hold up, old man.
- Huh?
[DANIEL]
And why should I?
They haven't told a lie yet.
If there's something
I can trust,
it's what my nose tells me.
And this old sniffer
of mine says
these folks aren't
trying to lead us astray.
Thank you
for understanding, sir.
[KELVIN]
I believe you, yeah.
But I can't just
give it up that easily.
This belt carries with it
the weight of every
last citizen of Heractopia.
[KELVIN]
You could call it our pride.
It doesn't matter
if you only want the gem.
I can't hand it over
for nothing.
Hmm.
Only one way you can pry
this belt from my hands
and that's to be champion in
the King of Fists Tournament.
So be it.
A perfectly fair request.
In that case.
Slow down,
we're gonna walk away?
Just like that?
[RICK] Then how are
we gonna get the jewel?
Were you not listening
to what the current champion
told us there?
[RICK]
Uh
[door opens]
[door shuts]
[REANETTE]
Please excuse us.
Good grief.
The audacity of that bunch.
Are you sure you should've
let them walk out?
[DANIEL]
What are our rooks for
if not to deal with
rude folk like them?
[KELVIN]
If I hadn't stopped you
they might've killed
every person in this room.
No way.
I could tell
they were above average,
but it's that bad?
Yeah.
[KELVIN]
First, there's the maid.
Even her stance was powerful.
There's no question
she has unbelievable skill.
Then, there was
the normal-looking man.
He's clearly trained
his body an insane amount,
but he doesn't
come off as threatening.
He's a wildcard.
Interesting.
Then I assume the orc, too?
[chuckles]
Oh, hell, yeah.
[KELVIN]
That guy's the real deal.
Wait. You want us
to sign up as pugilists?
Yes.
Once we've registered,
we will be able to sweep
the King of Fists Tournament.
Then the belt is ours.
The plan is simple.
[REANETTE] There are
restrictions for joining.
You must pass the preliminaries
either in the east or the west.
Afterwards, you will
be organized into blocks.
Only one victor per group
may join the tournament.
♪
[BROUGHSTON]
I will trust you
to get through
the Western League.
I will enter through the east.
[RICK]
That sounds fine for me,
but how do you
plan to navigate?
Can you find
everything on your own?
Please, don't fear.
I've arranged
a guide for myself.
On short notice?
[GOLD]
Yo, boss!
Apologies for the delay!
♪
[gasps]
First, you have a test to pass.
Once you have succeeded,
you may call yourself
a pugilist in full.
Is it like the Guild's test
for adventurers?
Neither identical
nor dissimilar.
Anyone with confidence
in their skillset,
regardless of their homeland,
may participate.
Oh?
Kinda sounds like fun.
[MALE EXAMINER]
Rick Gladiatol, correct?
[RICK]
Yes!
The test is a mock battle
to determine your strength.
Your opponent today
has been selected randomly
from the pool of our newest
pugilist recruits.
Can I ask how powerful
the person
I'm going up against is?
Let me see.
They haven't been here long,
but it looks like
they're undefeated so far.
But try
not to worry about that.
Whether you win or lose,
if you meet a certain standard,
you'll pass.
Give it all you've got,
and you'll be fine.
[RICK]
Understood.
[ANGELICA]
Hello, there.
Miss me?
[gasps]
The origins of the name
are unknown
but around here
I'm called The Flash!
[RICK]
I know that voice,
but it can't be!
[ANGELICA]
Introducing Angelica Diarmuit!
Try not to look too frightened
by my arrival.
[gasps]
Why are you here?
[chuckles nervously]
A pleasure to see you again.
♪
The King of Fists Tournament.
♪
[MALE CITIZEN 3]
It's about time!
[MALE CITIZEN 4] You're looking
as cute as ever, Angelica!
Show this old dude what he gets
for trying to stand
against your beauty!
Oh, Nicolas!
Pretty unusual for you to come
to observe the mock battles.
Looks like
you caught me in the act!
I'm only here for the cutie!
Didn't think you were
the same as those guys.
Explains why the whole
audience is male, though.
[TRIS] She swept in
like a shooting star.
A knockout lady pugilist!
And there's only
one area where she falls flat.
Just watch!
He'll be knocked out
in no time.
[NICOLAS]
I wouldn't be too sure,
the guy's a newcomer.
You can't underestimate them.
If you do,
a dark horse might just show up
to ruin all your plans.
So, why am I fighting
you today?
I was about to
ask you the same thing!
Don't tell me,
North better not
be waiting around here
for my guard to drop!
Who's that?
I meant your older brother,
Raster.
There is one Diarmuit
in Heractopia
and that would be me.
That's good.
[ANGELICA]
It's not good for me.
How did the 40-something
who beat my A-rank brother
get matched against me?
Even if winning
doesn't matter here
my pride will not allow me
to suffer defeat
in a mock battle!
[MALE EXAMINER]
Get ready!
The pugilist test
will now commence!
[ANGELICA] I still struggle
to believe this oaf is strong.
Still, I can't be
careless like last time!
I'll go as fast as I can
right from the start!
Flickering Feet!
[gasps]
[squeals]
[thuds]
Uh-Whoo!
[thwacks]
[ANGELICA]
What was that?
How did I fall off balance?
Me, of all people?
You'll never be ready
for my real attack!
[gasps]
[groans]
What was that?
[ANGELICA]
Hold on,
I'm certain
I didn't trip that time!
But that means
How'd you like that one,
Angelica?
Did you enjoy being
on the receiving end
of a new skill
I've learned these past months?
So, that was you?
First move, Leg sweep!
Knock 'em right down!
It's the Eight Secrets
of Going Easy!
Huh?
Continuous leg sweeps
are a great technique
to demoralize your opponent
by preventing them
from getting on
even footing
in the first place!
And it stops them from
getting hurt too badly, too!
You fight like a kid!
C'mon, isn't it nice
how you're barely hurting
with each hit?
[grimacing]
[ANGELICA]
This means
he's been executing leg sweeps
at a speed imperceptible
to the human eye.
It's fast enough
that even a knight second class
can't keep up.
[ANGELICA] Oh,
that's too absurd to be true!
Or I'd like to believe that
but "absurd" isn't enough
for this 40-something!
[ANGELICA]
Quickly, I need distance!
[ANGELICA]
Flickering Feet
[thuds]
Wow!
Your Flickering Feet has gotten
way better than last time!
I actually have to think about
when to swing at you!
You don't expect me
to stay down like that!
[groans]
[groaning]
[thuds]
♪
I love the unbreakable will
of a knight second class!
Oh, yeah?
I can feel it breaking.
If I start fighting for real,
I'm sure you'd be just fine!
I, uh
All right!
- Round two!
- I surrender.
[gasps]
[MALE EXAMINER]
And the winner
[RICK]
So, now I'm a pugilist.
Am I good to sign up
for those preliminaries?
[REANETTE]
Yes.
Then let's hurry up
and start winning those fights!
[ANGELICA]
Stop right there!
Okay, I want you to tell me
what a 40-something
like you is doing here!
Again, I wanted to ask you
the same thing!
Also, I'm 30-something!
[growls]
How many times must you savage
my poor body
before you're done?
- Huh?
- Oh, whoa, whoa!
Huh!
Don't say it like that,
or people
will get the wrong idea!
Right!
You must be hungry!
We should all grab a bite!
And hey, my treat!
[insects chirping]
[indistinct chatter]
[MILICIA]
Thanks for your patience!
Enjoy! These are courtesy
of the house!
My parents run this place,
so consider this
as thanks for rescuing me!
Great, appreciate it!
We were looking for a nice inn
and here you are!
Hmm.
Of course!
Although,
is Mister Broughston here?
Nah, we decided to split up
and take on opposite leagues,
so we wouldn't be
pitted against each other.
Oh,
then he isn't even coming.
[sighs]
Hmm.
So,
why did you decide to become
a pugilist of Heractopia?
Because that's the first step
toward winning
the King of Fists Tournament.
Said casually?
Woah!
This meat rocks!
I would agree.
I detect some rare spices
in their recipe.
[sighs]
[REANETTE]
Miss Angelica,
when did you become a pugilist?
About four months ago.
[RICK] That was right
after the E-rank test!
I'm surprised to see
a knight set down their sword
and take up their fists.
[ANGELICA]
Hm.
I have reasons
and I won't let you
pry into them.
- [chomps]
- [RICK] Oh, does that mean
you'll be entering
the tournament, too?
♪
[ANGELICA]
Yes.
Whatever it takes,
I must clear my preliminaries
and enter the tournament,
or else my efforts here
will have been wasted.
Sounds like
we both need to do our best.
Wait a second.
I had assumed you were
preparing for the next year!
Are you joining this one?
You got it.
[Angelica sighs]
I've seen firsthand
that you're strong enough
to make logic feel irrelevant
but it's simply impossible.
Why exactly is that?
[ANGELICA] You came out here
without knowing how it works?
- [REANETTE] Hm?
- [RICK] Hm?
This isn't something
that you can do
with just a few days' notice
and nothing more.
[ANGELICA]
To get things started,
you have to win 40 bouts
over the half year
of preliminary fights.
And that only qualifies you
for the league competition!
[RICK]
So, then I'm fine if I win?
I'm afraid it's more
complicated than that!
[ANGELICA] After a fight
against another pugilist,
you'll inevitably
need time to recover.
Even the strongest fighters
only schedule
10 bouts per month.
And you only have one week left
before preliminaries are done.
I refuse to believe
that there's a human alive
who can win 40 bouts
in that little time.
But I designed
my whole schedule
under the assumption
that ten a day would be easy!
[REANETTE] That means
a week is plenty of time.
You will only need four days.
[ANGELICA] It's like
common sense means nothing
when I'm around you two!
[FEMALE STAFF 1] If I could
have everyone's attention!
Anyone with
a bout after 10 o'clock,
please proceed to the front!
All right!
Paperwork's good!
It looks like
this is your first bout.
Head on over to Building B.
[RICK] And who will
I be facing off against?
Let me see.
It's Albert Grit, be careful.
Why do you say that?
[MALE RECEPTIONIST] Oh, over
the years he's participated,
there have been some rumors
that he uses illegal weapons
during his fights.
A thorough body check
didn't manage
to uncover anything suspect
but caution is advised.
♪
[RICK]
So far, it doesn't look like
there's a weapon
to worry about.
[chuckles]
[GRIT]
I heard he's a new pugilist
who only arrived recently.
Is he trying
to join the tournament
as some kind
of mid-life crisis?
I can already tell
this one will be fun.
I've got just the thing.
After I use this Impact Stone
to multiply my strength,
he won't know what hit him!
Ready!
Take your places!
Fight.
Ah, sheesh.
Don't ya think it's kinda hot?
[RICK]
Is it?
[chuckles]
Obviously.
Can't ya feel it?
I'm on fire!
[GRIT]
Idiot left his side wide open!
[explodes]
And I'd say we're done!
Sorry that your first bout
had to end in defeat!
Wait, what happened to me?
[stone clatters]
[RICK] Hey,
isn't that an Impact Stone?
You should be
careful with those!
Your bones will break
if you don't train properly!
[GRIT]
No way!
I broke giant boulders
without any training at all!
You probably need to get back
to basics and work on your
Four Foundational Faculties
some more.
But first, I believe
it's my turn
to show what I've got.
The Eight Secrets
of Going Easy.
Second, miss your punch!
[vibrating]
I'm using the shock wave
from a failed punch
to shake up your brain
and knock you unconscious!
You should be fine after a nap!
[thuds]
Ah!
Yet another nonsense skill.
♪
Huh!
[gasps]
And it's over!
Winner!
Rick Gladiatol!
Looks like that dark horse
has taken the field.
[groans]
[NICOLAS] I can tell
this year will be good!
I can't wait to watch them!
[chuckles]
♪
[carriage rumbling]
♪
[indistinct chatter]
[Geith snoring]
[exhales]
[snoring]
[knocking on door]
[SNAPE]
Are you in there?
[snoring]
[groans]
[exhales]
[thuds]
[stomping]
[door creaks open]
Almost time to work, Geith.
Let's go.
[scoffs]
What nuisance is there now?