Trolls: The Beat Goes On! (2018) s03e05 Episode Script

Coop. Where's My Guy; Fluffleberry Quest

1 Put your hair up in the air - Live it up - Hey! Everyday you wake up singing - Turn it up - Woo! The party's just beginning All together, you and me Hair in the air, we're a family We got everything we need Hair in the air cos we're proud to be Celebrating who we are Yeah we made it through the dark Harmony is everywhere, Put your hair up in the air Put your hair up in the air Target approaching in three, two, one.
Surprise! [Trolls cheers.]
Decent dry run, gang, but when Guy Diamond actually arrives, I want perfect timing.
I'm talking to you, Branch! [groans.]
Surprise! Back to one, people.
Take 32! [Trolls murmur.]
Another take? Poppy, I almost irreversibly contorted my spine.
Well, your drama bone seems to be intact.
Come on, don't you wanna nail Guy Diamond's surprise? Normally I'd say, sure.
After all, it is Guy's birthday.
But, it's not Guy's birthday.
A surprise party on his birthday? That's exactly what he'd expect.
- Thanks, Frank.
- [Frank chirps.]
To truly catch a Troll off guard, you gotta pick a random day, noob.
Amateur hour.
Fine, I'll use Poppy logic.
If we keep yelling surprise, Guy's gonna figure out what's going on.
Ha! Oh, no, you're right.
Except I already enlisted Cooper to keep Guy away until party time.
Ha! Cooper? Yeesh! Are you sure he's the man for the job? I mean he can be kind of absent-minded.
- Ooh, I love punch! - [groans.]
Ooh, I love your priceless family heirlooms! [groans.]
- Ooh, I love saving the day! - [Branch.]
No! No! No! No! Yeah, I know, but sometimes there's a method to his madness.
Oh, man, I don't know how we're gonna get out of this one.
[Cooper and Branch screaming.]
Just like I planned it! I still say that was dumb luck.
Trust me, Branch, I've seen Cooper do some amazing things.
- He's definitely up to the task.
- Aw, thanks, Poppy.
I am up to the task.
Also, what task? Cooper! You're supposed to be keeping Guy occupied.
Oh, that task.
I remember now.
So, where is he? That I do not remember.
I must have lost him in Troll Forest.
- No! - Oh, no.
It's OK.
I gave him these flare flowers, to signal me if we got separated.
But since I just handed them to you, I'm pretty sure I forgot to give them to Guy.
[chuckles.]
I swear I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my butt! [screams and gasps.]
Oh! [sighs with relief.]
Oh, he'll surprise you all right.
Cooper, Guy is lost in the woods, and his party is in two hours, so try to focus, OK? Don't worry.
I'll find him with the Cooper Method.
Follow me.
See, he's got a method.
Whenever I lose something, which is often, I start from the beginning and retrace my steps.
Now, where did I start? [HONK.]
Aha! No, that's not it.
FYI, I could use my tracking skills to find Guy.
- It might be more efficient.
- Aha.
No, I believe in Cooper.
He will figure it out.
Yeah, Branch.
He WILL figure it out.
[gasps.]
[chuckles.]
I remember.
We started here.
And then we went right here! We stopped right here, and we went in this tunnel! [angelic singing.]
Whoa! Sorry, no, this tunnel.
Stench bugs? Cooper, we can't.
Sorry, the Cooper Method requires we do exactly as I did.
Otherwise, we'll never find Guy in time for - For, um - The party! That's it.
Troll-onimo! I believe in him.
I believe in him.
Oh, man, I'm going in! - Well, I'm not.
- [Poppy.]
Yes, you are! [Poppy and Branch scream.]
Woo-hoo! Then we exited the tunnel and plunged 10,000 feet.
Then we delivered a baby puffalo.
After which, we delivered 15 more.
I got one! Then we went to a dark place, so I turned on a light! - [grossums bark menacingly.]
- [they scream.]
And then, the leader of the grossums challenged me to a dance battle! [music starts.]
Huh? Which turned out to be their way of distracting us from a sneak attack.
[scream.]
Cooper, are you sure this is leading us to Guy? Uh-huh.
See, next I played an amazing hand and won the big game against a bunch of sore losers.
[spiders growl.]
It's OK.
I remember how we got away.
By running into a random, swirling vortex.
What? - [Poppy and branch scream.]
- [Cooper laughs.]
[laughing and shouting out.]
[Branch laughs.]
[Poppy laughs.]
[Cooper laughs widly.]
And that's when Guy said [Branch.]
We're back where we started! Exactly.
Wait, were you there, too? Urgh! That's it.
We're getting nowhere.
Poppy, the party's in 20 minutes.
Let me at least try to track him.
Oh, I don't know.
Cooper, it does feel like we're not getting any closer to finding I remember.
Guy is over there.
[Poppy screams excitedly.]
Ha! Told you he'd do it, Branch.
Yes, it was the most roundabout way possible, but he found Guy! Guy? - What? - Guy turned into a rock! Oh, wait, no.
We painted self-portraits here.
And after painting, we played three rounds of "Troll, Troll, Bergen.
" Troll.
Troll.
Troll.
Bergen! You'll never get me! Face it, Poppy.
The Cooper Method is getting us nowhere.
It's time for the Branch Method.
OK.
I'm getting notes of buttery popcorn, bubble gum and just a hint of barnyard funk.
AKA, a glitter fart.
Guy Diamond is that way! No, wait, don't go that way.
[gasps.]
I just remembered.
Guy and I did that, but we turned back when we saw vampires.
No, no, no, no, no Flowers! Well, it was something bad.
This way.
It's OK, Cooper, you stay here.
I've gotta follow Branch.
No, Poppy, you gotta believe me! Poppy! Poppy! Poppy! Poppy! Branch, shouldn't we have found Guy by now? I don't know.
His scent vanished like a fart in the wind, which I guess is exactly what happened.
- [HISS.]
- [they scream.]
Cooper was right.
He did run into vampires and flowers! We want to photosynthesise your blood! Always with the organ.
[organ plays.]
Argh.
Why didn't I listen to Cooper? I should've trusted him.
[they groan.]
[Branch gasps.]
Flares! [fang flower hisses.]
It did not like that light! [Branch.]
Run! This is my last one.
[Cooper.]
I gave him these flare flowers, to signal me if we got separated.
Wait! [Branch cries out.]
What are you doing? What I never should've stopped doing: believing in Cooper.
That was pretty dumb.
[Cooper.]
Troll-onimo! - Cooper? He came.
- I knew he would.
I saw your flare, figured you could use a hand or a dance party! [dance music starts.]
OK.
Thanks for saving us, Coop.
Now if only we could find Guy.
I did find him, after you left.
- He's right over here.
- Where? Hey, Poppy.
Guess what? Surprise! A surprise party? For me? That's right.
Cooper got you good.
[Poppy gasps.]
This whole day was just your way of keeping me occupied? Yep, I played you the entire time.
Now, let all that sink in while I get this party started.
[Cooper cheers and laughs.]
Oh, the Cooper Method.
See, Cooper can really surprise you sometimes.
Yeah, I guess he's not so absentminded after all.
I'll drink to that.
Uh-oh.
[BANG BANG.]
Must eat Troll Village! Smidge, wait.
- Must eat Troll Village together! - [cheering.]
[Cooper.]
Mm! Mm! Sorry, gingerbread Cooper there can be only one! I gotta say, this is good, but nowhere near as good as my grandma's fluffleberry cake.
Grandma's fluffleberry cake? What's that? Only the best dessert ever.
Once a week, we'd go to the market, and afterward, she'd serve me the same size slice on the same little plate.
- Nothing was better.
- [harp plays.]
Now is not the time.
And unfortunately, she never wrote down the recipe.
Now, all I have is one last piece.
OK, now's the time.
[Branch.]
Each morning I wake up, craving it.
But if I ever gave into the temptation, it'd be gone for good.
Classic catch-twenty-two situation.
That sounds awful.
Oh, it's torture.
Speaking of which, I'm gonna go stare at it for a while.
Bye.
Poor Branch.
So close to tasting that memory with his Grandma and never getting to.
Can you imagine? No! Yeah, it's not great.
Well, that settles it.
I'm gonna surprise Branch with a new fluffleberry cake If it's the last thing I do.
How? We don't know the recipe.
Simple.
I'll show you.
We sneak into his bunker to borrow his cake deconstruct its ingredients and bake a new one.
Easy as one, two, three.
1 2 3 Underwhelming reveal.
Come on.
We can't stand idly by while Branch suffers.
It's time for a cake heist, gang.
Troll style.
Yeah! Hey! I said heist, Troll style.
As in, I'll distract Branch with a song, while Smidge and Guy sneak off and grab the cake.
Oh! That makes way more se-e-nse.
- [knocking.]
- [Branch.]
Hey, what's going on? Cheese it.
It's Branch.
What are you guys up to? Well, Branch, there's a very good answer to that question.
And, uh the answer is Friendship Frienship Friendship! - Uh? - [Poppy.]
Woo! Come on! If you're down in the dumps, I'll lift you up If you're down on your luck, I'm a show you love Cos that's just what we do - You get me.
I get you - [all.]
Woo-hoo [Poppy.]
When your world is upside down I will help you find the ground When you feel like givin' up, up, up Remember that, if you're a friend in need, you got a friend in me We go together like [all.]
Woo-hoo [Poppy.]
Whenever times get tough You know I'll show you love We're friends forever like [all.]
Woo-hoo We're in.
We're friends forever like - Woo-hoo - oo-oo-oo-ooh Well, that was weird.
- Anyway, back to my bunker.
- No.
Two, three, four.
You like the sun shinin', I like the sunshinin' You like to cha-cha-cha, I like to la, la, la - Cos we are bestest friends like - [all.]
Woo-hoo Oh my Guh! Oh my Guh! Oh my Guh! Oh my Guh! na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na - na-na-na - [record scratches.]
OK, that was fun.
See you, Branch! Wait, what? Grr.
Well, it's certainly aged, but I'm confident we can still figure out the ingredients with a DNA test.
- What's a DNA test? - A Dessert Nutrient Assessment.
As soon as Fuzzbert connects to the cake, he'll compute the data.
[Fuzzbert beeps and whirrs.]
Still connecting.
Still connecting.
- OK, seriously? - [Fuzzbert beeps.]
Got the recipe.
Now time to bake.
Swipe away extra flour.
Then add that swiped-away flour to the batter.
Add two eggs and beat thoroughly.
[whirring.]
Bake at 100 degrees.
Check that.
1000 degrees.
To helping friends, the most delicious dessert of all.
And also to the actual most delicious dessert of all, fluffleberry cake.
- [dramatic music.]
- BLEUGH! ARGH! Must get taste out of mo-o-outh! No! I can still taste it! What did we do wrong? We followed the recipe exactly.
- Or did we? - [dramatic music.]
- Did we? - Oh, sorry.
I meant to do this: Or did we? Oh, one of the ingredients was printed on the back.
"Plushroom.
" What's a plushroom? Hm.
Plushroom.
Pronounced "plushroom".
Super helpful, sis.
Thanks.
It says in this overly-detailed cookbook that it's very rare, and only grows at the top of the deadliest mountain known to Troll, Slippery Slope.
Aw, it looks kind of cute.
- [CRACK.]
- [all cry out.]
Well, that's it then.
I mean, as much as I wanted Branch to taste fluffleberry cake again, Slippery Slope is too risky.
I guess the best Branch will ever have is this one final piece.
Better sneak it back.
Woah! No! [sighs and laughs.]
What did I miss? I just destroyed Branch's last slice of fluffleberry cake.
- He's gonna be so devastated.
- [voice.]
Aarghhh! I can already hear his primal scream.
I think I hear it too.
Wait.
- ARGH! - [splash.]
Well, no choice now.
I gotta go get that plushroom and bake Branch a new fluffleberry cake.
OK, enough with the gasping.
Poppy, think.
Even if you do manage to climb Slippery Slope, what will you have to do when you get up there? See? It's a slippery slope.
Which is why I'd never ask any of you to come, but, I wouldn't be the best friend I could possibly be to Branch if I didn't at least try to get that plushroom for him.
And I wouldn't be the best friend I could be if I let you go up there alone.
I'm coming with you! Me too! Me three! Me four! Urgh.
Fine.
I'll go.
Make no mistake.
Even though our goal is cake, the journey up Slippery Slope is no cake walk.
First, we have to cross the Banana Peel Bluff.
- Woah! Woo-hoo-hoo! - [they scream.]
Then comes Prat Falls.
[they scream.]
And last but not least, Soap Sud Summit.
But in there, is our plushroom.
I'm going in! [Poppy.]
Huh! Yaa! Huh? Huh! Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Hurry.
It's gonna blow.
Argh! Urgh! Argh! - [all gasp.]
- [Cooper laughs.]
Big bubble! [all.]
No! [Poppy screams.]
Branch? What are you doing here? I had a tracking device in my cake.
I've been watching your every move.
- I can already hear his primal scream.
- I think I hear it too.
I'm so sorry, Branch, but I can make you a new one.
I just need [Poppy.]
Urgh! Poppy, no! [Poppy grunts.]
Poppy, you're starting to slip.
Grab my hair with your free hand.
No dessert is worth your life.
[Cooper.]
Agree to disagree, Branch.
Brownies, man, brownies.
Do not listen to Cooper.
[Poppy grunts.]
I can almost get it! Poppy, please.
I can live without the cake.
I can't live without my best friend.
Yay! Thanks for saving me, Branch.
I just wish I could've grabbed that plushroom to finish the recipe.
Plushroom? I doubt there was any plushroom in the cake.
Plushroom is what my plate was made of.
The plate? But that means, the cake we made wasthe right recipe? Just like Grandma used to make.
- EWW! - I can't even watch.

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