ABCs of Death, The (2012) Movie Script
( woman speaking on radio )
( bird chirping )
( dishes clattering )
( footsteps )
( breathing heavily )
- ( yells )
- ( gasps )
( grunting )
- ( screams )
- ( both grunting )
- ( grunts )
- ah! ( gurgling )
- ( footsteps )
- ( sizzling )
( clatters )
( woman breathing heavily )
- ( inhales deeply )
- ( gurgling )
- ( grunting )
- ( clanging )
( breathing heavily )
- ( car horns honking )
- ( tires screeching )
( cars crashing )
( car alarms blaring )
- ( pan clatters )
- ( alarms continue )
( tires screech )
( car crashes )
( breathing slowly )
- ( tires screeching )
- ( cars crashing )
- ( tires screech )
- ( car crashes )
- ( tires screech )
- ( car crashes )
( wheezes )
- ( tires screech )
- ( car crashes )
( flames roaring )
( rocket approaching )
- ( woman laughing )
- ( man breathing heavily )
( kissing )
( speaks )
- ( woman screams )
- ( snowman growls )
- ( bell ringing )
( calling out )
( bell ringing )
( breathing heavily )
( moaning )
( groans )
( man and woman scream )
( wheezing )
( footsteps )
- ( breathing heavily )
- ( girl muttering )
( birds chirping )
( water splattering )
- ( crickets chirping )
- ( shuffling footsteps )
( clicks )
( mutters )
( mutters )
- ( birds chirping )
( whooshes )
( whooshes )
( crickets chirping )
( shuffling footsteps )
( alice mutters )
( alice mutters )
( birds chirping )
( whooshes )
( both grunting )
( yells, choking )
( grunting )
( breathing heavily )
( whooshes )
( water splattering )
( thuds )
- ( voices whispering )
- ( woman speaks, echoing )
- ( rock music playing )
- ( mouthing )
( woman speaks, echoing )
( mouthing )
( distorted shouting)
- ( clangs )
- ( distorted barking )
( screams )
( distorted shouting )
( distorted scream )
( yells )
( growling )
( shouting )
( distorted ) buddy.
( heart beating )
( distorted shout )
( normal barking )
( labored breathing )
( distorted growling )
( thuds )
( dramatic music playing )
( yawns )
( clicks, whirs )
- ( high-pitched humming )
- ( chittering )
( chair scrapes )
( thrumming )
Ah! Ugh!
Ah ah ah.
Ugh. Ugh.
- ( high-pitched humming )
- ( brushing )
( inhales sharply )
- ( laughing )
- ( laughter on tv )
( people speaking on tv )
- ( laughter on tv )
- ( laughing )
( high-pitched humming )
- ( thrumming )
- ( grunting )
Woman on phone:
This is because I stuck
my finger in you, isn't it?
Oh, come on, baby,
don't be like that.
Well, when are
we gonna get together?
When are we gonna meet up?
No, no, tomorrow.
It's just my ear.
It hurts a little bit.
- ( high-pitched humming )
- ( chittering )
( faucet runs )
( splats )
( laughing )
I got you,
you little son--
- ( high-pitched tone )
- oh!
- ( exhales sharply )
- ( tone stops )
Phew.
( high-pitched tone )
( laughing )
Fuck you!
- ( high-pitched tone )
- ( gasps )
( grunting )
- ( bell peals )
- ( girl speaking japanese )
( birds chirping )
( grunts, farts )
- ( explosion )
- ( both scream )
- ( girls whimpering )
- ( explosion )
- ( hissing )
( coughs )
( panting )
( grunts, farting )
( flames whooshing )
( cries )
( farting )
( flesh crackling )
( breathing deeply, moans )
( coughing )
- ( grunts )
- ( pops )
( gasps )
( farting, grunts )
( moans )
( rock music playing
on radio )
- ( engine and radio stop )
- ( parking break clicks )
- ( cap scrapes )
- ( swallows )
( keys clink )
( bugs chittering )
( clattering )
( distant kids playing )
( man breathing heavily )
( gulls cawing )
( waves lapping )
- ( man grunts )
- ( wood clatters )
( velcro rips )
( breathing heavily )
- ( grunts )
- ( wood clatters )
( splashing )
( breathing heavily )
- ( rain pattering )
- ( plane engines roaring )
( dog barking )
- ( cars honks )
- ( dog barking )
- ( people chattering )
- ( glasses clinking )
- ( drum roll )
- announcer: And now,
Introducing that army charmer,
that navy-baby,
The marine-queen,
the lady who's middle name
is 'ka-boom'!
- ( jazz music playing )
- ( cheers, applause )
( grunts )
( moans )
( panting )
( moaning )
- ( whirring )
- whoo-hoo.
- ( panting )
- ( pops )
( laughs )
( moans )
( glass shattering )
- ( blows )
- ( pants )
Yoo-hoo.
( panting )
( moaning )
- ( sighs )
- ( gasps )
( clanking )
Huh?
( low growling )
( gasps )
Frau scheisse?
( clanks )
- Rowr.
- ( sizzles )
- ( high-pitched whimpering )
- ( laughing )
( screaming )
( speaks german )
- ( whimpering )
- ( laughing )
- ( speaks, laughing )
- ( clanging )
- ( grunting )
- ( electrical crackling )
( growling )
Churchill: Bertie.
Bertie.
Keep calm, my son...
And carry on.
- Never surrender!
- ( snarling )
( laughing )
( grunts, snarls )
Fight!
( growls )
- ( gasps )
- ( yells )
( screaming )
- ( laughs )
- ( grunts )
( both grunting )
( screaming ) ow!
- ( whirring )
- ( gurgling )
( laughing )
( screaming, gurgling )
( dings )
( low humming )
( clatters )
( gasps )
- ( crying )
( high-pitched tone )
( gasps )
- ( coughing )
( whimpering )
( tone and humming continue )
- ( gagging )
- ( coughing )
( breathing heavily,
groaning )
( crying )
( retching )
( tone and humming
continue )
( tone and humming stop )
( dramatic music playing )
( grunting )
( birds chirping )
( sighs )
( snickers )
( clears throat )
( snickers )
( sighs, clears throat )
( snickering )
( grunts )
( sucks )
( breathes heavily,
muttering )
( gasps )
( whimpering )
( humming, beeping )
( clicking, dinging )
( screams )
( grunting )
( blood splattering )
( blood squelching,
splatters )
( voice yells )
( guffaws )
( laughs )
( laughing )
- ( people chattering )
- ( music playing )
( gasps, grunting )
( farting )
- ( splashes )
- ( sighs )
( flushes )
- ( squeaks )
- hmm?
- ( pinging )
- ( squeaks )
( flushing )
( squeaks )
( whimpers )
- ( humphs )
- ( rattling )
- ( grunts )
- ( flushing )
- ( humphs )
- ( squeaks )
- Huh?
- ( squeaks )
- ( door handle rattles )
- ( man speaking french )
Ooh!
- ( squeaks )
- ( grunting )
( squeaking )
- ( squeaking, thuds )
- ( chuckles )
( squeaks )
- ( screams )
- ( squeaking )
Oh! ( screams )
- ( screams )
- ( pounds on door )
- ( man speaks )
- ( gasps )
( blowing hard )
( squeaking )
( gasps, blowing )
- ( gurgles )
- ( screams )
( squeaks )
( growls )
( thuds )
Mmm!
( squeaks )
( inhales sharply )
- ( squeaks )
- ( snaps )
( gurgles )
( squeaks, splashes )
( squeaking )
- ( whistles )
- ( squeaks in reply )
- ( whistles )
- ( squeaks in reply )
( makes kissing noises,
whistles )
- ( squeaks )
- ( screams )
- ( squeaks )
- ( door opens )
- Ooh la la!
- ( wolf-whistles )
- Ooh!
- Oh!
( music continues )
( buzzer sounds )
( footsteps )
( inhales sharply )
- ( grunting )
- ( chains rattling )
( yells )
( footsteps )
- ( flesh squeaking )
- ( chain rattling )
( grunting )
- ( breathes deeply )
- ( chains rattling )
( groans )
( both panting )
- ( groans )
- ( semen splatters )
( crying )
( screams, sobbing )
- ( whirring )
- ( grunting )
( gasps )
- ( gurgles )
- ( panting )
- ( breathing heavily )
- ( heart beating )
( muffled screams )
( buzzer sounds )
( grunts )
( wheelchair clicks )
( sighs )
( clicks )
( velcro tears )
( squeaking )
( shouting continues, fades )
( breathing deeply )
( flesh squeaking )
( pants )
( moaning )
( semen splatters )
( man crying )
( shouts )
( screams )
( whirring haltingly )
- ( whirs )
- ( both scream, gurgling )
( buzzer sounds )
- ( moans )
- ( breathing heavily )
- ( footsteps )
- ( sighs )
( deep sigh )
( bed squeaking )
- ( grunts )
- ( groans )
( breathing heavily )
( gags )
( boy crying )
- ( breathing heavily )
- ( flesh slapping )
( grunting )
( soft rock music playing )
why can't
we be like this
every day?
( moans )
- I'll make you
- ( silent )
- so proud of me...
- ( idles )
- ( revving )
- we could be...
- ( woman laughing )
- so perfect
you will see
you will- will...
- you will...
- ( buzzer sounds )
( water dripping )
( rattles, gurgling )
( rattles, gurgling )
( exhales sharply )
Oh. ( mutters )
( chirping )
( speaks )
( mimicking moaning )
- ( screaming )
- ( moaning continues )
- ( inhaling deeply )
- ( sizzling )
( breathing deeply )
( inhales deeply )
( leather creaks )
Ahh...
- ( pops )
- ( inhales sharply )
( moans )
( exhaling deeply )
( leather creaking )
( breathing heavily )
( twangs )
( bubbles banging )
( moans, gasps )
( exhales )
( thrumming )
( thrumming faster )
( thrumming faster )
- ( low hum )
- ( clattering )
( snaps )
- ( snaps )
- ( moaning )
- ( twangs )
- woman: Ah!
- ( bubbles snap )
- ( moaning )
( leather creaking )
- ( slaps )
- ( grunts )
( breathing heavily )
( heart beating )
- ( gasps, choking )
- ( snapping )
- ( glass shatters )
- ( choking )
( snaps )
- ( high-pitched tone )
- ( slowly breathing )
( gasps )
( crickets chirping )
( whooshes )
( cheery electronic tune
playing )
( kids yell )
( kids shouting )
( distorted shouting )
( hip-hop music playing )
( crickets chirping )
( birds chirping )
( cheery electronic tune
playing )
( dance music playing )
( shower runs )
( traffic sounds )
( car honks )
( unzips )
( child crying )
( rattles )
( hip-hop music playing )
- ( dance music playing )
- ( people chattering )
( woman crying )
- ( birds chirping )
- ( dogs barking )
( knocking on door )
( dance music playing )
- ( booms )
- ( music stops )
( purring )
( squeaking )
( purring )
( meows )
- ( stomping )
- ( blood splattering )
- ( kids playing )
- ( birds chirping )
- ( bike bell dinging )
- ( laughing )
( whooshes )
( crickets chirping )
( dramatic music playing )
( bell rings )
( sighs )
god damn it.
( snorts )
( coughing )
- ( snorts )
- ( sighs )
None of this
is working.
This is
a fucking
disaster.
( high-pitched scream )
Ok, that was good.
Ah, could you give me
one more of those?
Just like less high pitched
and more just like terrified
And kind of make it
a little longer too,
if you could.
Okay.
( screaming )
Simon:
It's not my fault
we got the letter 'q.'
- That's you being disrespected.
- Adam: I know.
Did you see
the press release?
I was last!
Yeah, I saw that.
You were even after
nacho vigalondo.
( sighs )
Besides... 5 grand?
How do they expect us
To make any kind of movie
for five thousand dollars?
( sighs )
alright. So what
are we going to do
To make
our segment stand out?
( snorts )
What if our
"a.B.C.S of death" short
Is the only segment
in the entire film
To feature an actual
on-screen death,
Like, like somebody
actually dies?
Actually,
that's a great idea.
Like we kill an animal
or something?
Yeah, it wouldn't have
to be a person.
We could kill an animal.
Nobody gives a shit
about animals.
But what animal
could we kill?
- It's gotta start
with a 'q'...
- A 'q'.
...Or something to do
with a 'q.'
A fucking 'q'.
( breathes heavily )
Actually,
he's kind of cute.
- Yeah, he is.
- Hey, mr. Quackers,
come here.
( clicks tongue )
yes, yes...
- ( quacks )
- ahhh, fuck!
Let's kill
this fucking duck.
Juan, you might wanna
back up just a little bit.
Alright.
Ok, so how do
we wanna do this?
Well, we gotta
make sure we pretty much
kill it right away.
- We don't want it
to suffer too much.
- Right, right, right,
Yeah, yeah. This isn't
a snuff film, this is art.
Ducks die
all the time for food.
Ok... Yeah, yeah.
This is what you eat, america!
You american pigs!
They're the real killers,
not us.
That's right, yeah.
Hey, juan,
We're gonna just
tail-slate this.
Is that cool?
Alright...
So on the count of three?
- Yeah, that sounds good.
- Alright.
- One...
- ( cocks )
Two...
Thrrr...
Hold on a second.
Can you just shoot the duck?
I mean I--
I know it's my,
umm, you know, thing...
But uhhh if you
would shoot the duck,
I'd appreciate it.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Ok... One...
Two...
( clicks )
This fucking thing,
goddamnit.
- You got the safety on?
- You know, I don't even know
what side it's on.
Yeah, it's that thing
sticking out the side
right there.
( both grunt )
( coughs )
Oh, oh shit!
( classical score playing )
( flies buzzing )
- ( chains rattling )
- ( monitor beeping )
( marker scratching )
( piano music playing )
( inhales sharply )
( laughs )
( distant chanting )
( man whoops )
- ( cameras clicking )
- ( people chattering )
( people screaming )
( high-pitched tone )
( tone stops )
( clatters )
- ( mouths )
- ( chains rattle )
( squelching )
( farts )
( clatters )
( choking )
( cracks )
( rips )
( sizzling )
( blood squelches,
splattering )
- ( chokes )
- ( running footsteps )
( rattles )
Ugh.
( panicked breathing )
( clangs )
( creaking, bangs )
( thunder rumbling )
( rain pattering )
Let go of me,
you crazy assed bitch!
( breathing heavily )
What you're trying to do,
can't be done.
Hell's coming down on you.
I'm just along for
the ride, baby.
- Want me to shoot you?
- You can't kill me.
( clicks )
- Lucky!
- ( laughs )
Yeah, woo-fucking-hoo,
it's my lucky day,
you fucking psycho!
Enjoy the ride, bitch!
Fuck you! Motherfucker!
( banging )
( distorted speech )
( engine starts, revving )
( bangs )
you'll never outrun him,
you crazy junkie bitch!
- Shut up, bitch!
- Fuck you!
- You fucking whore!
- ( accordion music plays )
- ( bangs )
- ( tuning )
Man's voice:
Close your eyes...
( rock music playing )
( man #2 shouts )
( tires screech )
( engines revving )
( man #2 vocalizing on radio )
( engine sputtering )
( engine and radio stop )
( mutters ) fuck.
( both grunt )
( deep voice )
for the first time
in a long time
- I'm impressed.
- Good. Now leave me alone.
Take her.
She's given up
and you know it.
You cunt!
Huh, na...
It's not her time!
Please...
( sniffles )
Leave me alone.
There's still
so much I wanna do.
Man:
You gave me a run
for my money.
Nobody's ever made me
chase them that
hard before,
But you can't run forever.
Fuck!
( sizzles )
( inhales sharply )
( gasps )
- ( thunder crashing )
- ( footsteps squishing )
( rain pattering )
- It's showtime!
- Woman: I can't understand
Why he's so afraid
of the toilet.
- ( clicks )
- well, for young boys
the most common cause
Of genital injury is when
the toilet seat falls down.
He's not gonna
have that problem
if he's going for a poo.
Loads of people
have died on the toilet.
- Like who?
- Elvis.
- He died on the bathroom floor.
- Yeah! Died on the toilet
and then fell over.
If I were him, I'd be more
scared of those screws I put in.
They're the wrong size.
Honey,
you go do a poo poo.
There's nothing
to be afraid of.
Danny glover had nothing to be
afraid of in "lethal weapon 2."
- Shhh!
- We might even have
A lethal weapon
of his own in a moment.
- Uh... ( screams )
- ( rumbling )
( bubbling )
( gasps )
Father: Whoa!
- Bleeding hell fire.
That's odd.
- Shh shh.
( boy screams, crying )
That's really odd.
( screws squeak, clink )
Look at the state--
- Whoa!
- ( rumbling )
What on earth?
( sloshing )
( banging )
( roaring )
Call the plumber now.
It's an emergency.
- What?
- ( roaring )
- ( choking )
- ( woman gasps )
Help!
- ( gasping )
- ( choking )
Oh! You fucking bastard!
( groans )
( grunts )
- ( sizzling )
- ( screams )
- ( groaning )
- ( gurgling )
( whimpers )
( roars )
( grunts, gags )
( squelching )
( burps )
Huh? ( whimpers )
- ( roars )
- ( screams )
( whimpers )
( gurgles )
( distant barking )
Hey! Hey! Wake up.
He's finally
using the toilet...
About fucking time.
- ( light switch clicks )
- ( clicks )
( gurgles )
( clothing rustles )
- ( farting )
- ( splashing )
( creaks, bangs )
( rattles )
( screaming )
( rattles )
( boy crying )
- ( laughing )
- ( creaking )
- ( thunder crashing )
- ( man screaming )
- ( dirt pattering )
- ( creature snorting )
( wood creaking )
( creature snorts )
- ( banging )
- ( man grunting )
( people shouting )
- ( creature snorting )
- ( wood creaking )
- ( creature shrieking )
- ( man shouting )
- Stand back!
- ( man #2 shouting )
( shouts )
- ( spitting )
- he's spitting.
He's spitting! Hold him!
( creature grunting )
Get in!
- E nomine patris...
- ( sizzling )
- ( snarling )
- ( shouting )
I've got hold of it...
- ( grunting )
- ( people shouting )
- ( roars )
- don't! Nooooo!
- Ah!
- ( chomps )
( chokes )
( grunts, thuds )
- ( heavy exhale )
- ( wind blowing )
( bangs )
Be careful, man!
- He's in here,
I heard something!
- ( creature chittering )
( people shouting )
I can hear it breathing!
( snorts )
Man:
Come on, let's go!
( labored breathing )
( bow creaks )
- ( whooshes )
- ( creature hisses )
( arrow whooshes )
- ( arrow thuds )
- ( shrieks )
- ( snorts )
- ( yells )
( slaps )
wake up! Wake up!
- ( breathing heavily )
- ( labored breathing )
I'll make you one promise--
Your children will
never know how this ended.
- ( clinks )
- ( grunting )
( creaks )
( muttering )
- ( clinks )
- ( grunting )
( creaks )
See?
Father...
Finish it!
- ( speaking latin )
- ( shrieking )
Geoff...
- ( grunting )
- ( shrieking )
( gurgles )
( static )
( siren blaring )
( knocks on door )
( gun cocks )
( people scream, shout )
( guns firing )
( gunshot )
( beeps )
( gunfire continues )
( gun whirs down )
( baby cries )
( fusses )
The world is dying.
It's one of the reasons
We implemented
the infant sterilization act.
Still, every citizen
has the right
To earn back
their fertility permits.
The fastest route
has always been
Through service
to propagation control.
Oh yes, sir,
it's why I joined--
That and making the world
a safer place, of course.
Of course.
Why do you want children?
- Propagation control...
- ( robot clanking )
You are charged
with acts of terror
through illegal propagation.
You are hereby ordered
to surrender all contraband.
Please, you don't know
what they'll do to him.
- It's not up to me.
- Woman: I'm sorry,
There's been
a misunderstanding.
You've already verified
our permits.
( thumping, squelching )
- A misunderstanding...
- ( whirring )
The illegals have escaped.
We're free to go.
...Free to go...
- ( baby cries )
- ( chomps )
( spits )
( gasping )
No!
Bad, nezbit, bad!
Man:
Calm down, officer.
Your nezbit unit simply
auto-responded
To para-psychic activity.
Commander stoker...
Congratulations,
You've dispatched
a rather dangerous group
of mentals.
- Mentals?
- Telekinesis, telepathy,
Mind control--
all very real...
- All valuable
genetic materials.
- ( hums )
- ( gags )
- ( gasps )
( slurping )
"materials"?
We just killed a child.
- ( beeping )
- oh, it wasn't alive
to begin with. Not by law.
Hmm. The rebels were
delivering the child
To the vatic,
"prophet" of all mentals.
With such power,
his very existence
threatens humanity,
But, once we've reanimated
And bio-vac'd every
last bit of brain matter,
We may finally
ascertain his location.
A fine achievement,
officer.
You see, the agency has
a far greater purpose
than its...
( sniffs,
exhales sharply )
"public position."
You've given
ten years of service
to your unit, officer.
Your records are
excellent.
I'm pleased
to say that your permits
have been approved.
Sir...
( laughs )
- Yes, sir. Uh...
- I'm not finished...
While your permits
are approved,
There are biological factors
beyond the agency's control.
Reanimate the infant.
- ( inhales sharply )
- ( gun humming )
I can't let you do this.
- Nezbit, officer lainey has
clearly been compromised.
- ( whirring )
Arrest her.
I won't let you
re-murder a child.
Oh, grow up!
( nezbit whirs down )
( grunting )
Stoker:
Better a cruel truth than
a comfortable delusion.
Sir...
Sir, the baby is...
Where'd he go?
( footsteps pattering )
Sir? Did you hear that?
( screams )
It's a mental, idiot!
Shoot for the head!
Oh, shit...
( panting )
Oh, such vitality... Mmm!
I'll keep the corpse
alive for weeks...
Wasn't taking him
to the prophet.
Farm every burning neuron...
He is the prophet.
Feast on his pain.
Mental:
Take him...
Unite the mentals...
- Oh!
- You're his mother now.
- ( cries )
- ( grunts )
- ( moaning )
- scream, witch.
- No-one will hear you as
I harvest your intestines.
- ( clanks )
What?
Unhand her, witch!
- Willowford!
- Wendy!
- Save me!
- Now, warlock!
- ( groans )
- ( cries out )
- ( crackling )
- ( screaming )
( cackling )
- What the fuck?
- What's up, tommy?
- Where the fuck have you been?
- Look, the thing's almost done.
- What is that!?
- Well, um, it's for animated--
It's the last frame
of the animation I've been
working on, remember?
- Animation?
- Yeah.
We weren't even supposed
to have animation.
Well, I thought we talked
about a bunch of different
ideas, remember?
Look at this list of,
err, 'w's I got here.
Oh my god, what the
fuck is wrong with you?
We're gonna get this
done. Hold on, it's a--
- Why do you do this?
- Here's the thing, walrus,
It's like a godzilla-walrus.
It's a city--
people are being destroyed,
you pan over, it's a walrus.
- Tommy:
Ok? - Man: 'w.'
- Ok, do you have a city?
- No.
- Do you have a guy
in a walrus
outfit? - No.
- Can you do
that by this
weekend? - No.
( shouts )
well, what the fuck are
you talking about then?
- Man: Warrior.
- Man #2: Super hot chick.
She's just killed a bunch of,
like... Trolls?
Alright, whatever,
she's covered in blood.
Ok. Let's do that.
Lets do that this weekend.
I'm not sure that
I want to do that one.
I'm just saying it's an idea...
Man #2: W' is
for wheelchair.
It's an old man.
An evil old man.
He's in the wheelchair--
everybody hates old people.
- He gets pushed off
a fucking cliff.
- ( screams )
I got it-- ummm...
I got-- I got nothing.
You guys! You gotta
come to the conference room.
Come on, you gotta see this!
Man on tv:
Nancy, I'm coming to you
from downtown hollywood,
And I've got to tell you,
some of the strangest things
I have ever seen...
- Oh fuck, what's going on?
- ...Are going on right now.
If you can see,
over my head,
The most oddest looking
colored gases.
Uh, they're like chemtrails,
I guess,
And they seem to be followed
by other planes and copters,
and a general sense...
- 'w'!
- ...Of panic seems
to have hit the area.
Believe it or not, nancy,
we're actually getting reports
Of people seeing
clown zombies in the streets.
Fuckin' clown zombies?
That's fucking stupid!
What are they looking for?
Magnets? 'w'? I just...
Is that a 'w' on there?
What's up with these 'w's?
Is this some kind of
self-fulfilling prophecy,
As we watch the horror
Of our own minds
Pushing humanity
toward extinction?
Can we live in a world
That is more immoral
than our own brains,
- Our own ideas...
- No! Don't open the door!
We live in a process
that is already infested,
Already mutated,
already over!
- Already blank...
- ( screaming )
...From a wave
of congealed confidence!
( echoing )
my elbows are untouchable!!
My elbows are sharp!!
I am transparent.
I am solid in the form
of this new liberty reborn!
You are invisible
in this new world!
I hover above you...
Above as below.
I am legion.
A traced mindfuck
of a billion bombs
Dropping on your
fired synapses,
Your tired synapses!
You are inserted,
digested, gestated!
Lie in the waste
of your own vision,
Gutter punks to bigger words
that you ate years ago!
That you tasted
and shat upon years ago!
That you chewed
and corrupted after the seeds
were buried long ago!
I am the one
with seven heads!
I am the thing that laughs!
I am the thing
that waits... For you!
( witch cackling )
What the fuck?
( gurgling )
( train rattling )
( p.A. Chimes )
( woman speaking french
over p.A.)
( train approaching )
( wheels squeak )
( beeps )
( train rattling )
( mutters )
( laughs, shouts )
( mimicking velociraptor )
- ( tv turns on )
- ( music playing )
( woman speaking on tv )
- ( sloshes )
- ( breathing heavily )
( heart beating )
( inhales sharply )
( inhales sharply )
ah! Ah!
( moaning, cries )
( cries out )
( yells )
( yelling )
( inhales sharply,
grunting )
( clatters )
( whirring )
( humming )
( screaming )
( electric buzzing )
( gasping )
( thuds, moans )
( rock music playing )
( snorts,
breathes heavily )
( snorts,
breathing heavily )
( snorts,
breathing heavily )
( mouths )
( screaming )
( music continues )
- ( gunshot )
( rock "star-spangled
banner" playing )
( man speaking, distorted )
( gasps, screams )
- ( man yells )
- ( screams )
( gasps )
- ( crying )
- ( chitters )
( moans )
( crying )
( clanks )
( screaming )
( laughing )
- ( man yelling )
- ( screaming continues )
( buzzing )
( shouts )
( grunts )
- ( shouts )
- ( both grunting )
( screaming )
( explosion )
- ( explosion )
- ( laughing )
( feedback )
( rock music playing )
watch a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
right there on my tv
shocking me
right out of my brains
shocking me right out
of my brains
watch a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
right there on my tv
shocking me
right out of my brains
shocking me right out
of my brains
it's bound to get ya in
get ya under your skin
hit you right
on the chin, oh yeah
it's bound to be
a thriller
it's bound
to be a chiller
it's bound to be
a killer, oh yeah
watch a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
right there on my tv
shocking me
right out of my brains
shocking me right out
of my brains
the planes are a-crashin',
the cars are a-smashin'
they come for a-bashin',
oh yeah
the kids are a-fightin'
the fires are
a-lightin'
the dogs are a-bitin',
oh yeah
watch a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
right there on my tv
shocking me
right out of my brains
shocking me right out
of my brains
you think it's just a movie
on a silver screen
and they're all actors
and fake all scenes
maybe you don't care
who's gonna lose or win
listen to this
and I'll tell you somethin'
it's a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
and there's known abuse
horror movie,
it's the 6:30 news
horror movie,
it's the 6:30 news
the public's waitin' for
the killin' and the hatin'
switch on your station,
oh yeah
they do a lot a-sellin'
'tween the firin'
and the yellin'
you believe in what
they're tellin', oh yeah
it's a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
and there's known abuse
horror movie,
it's the 6:30 news
horror movie,
it's the 6:30 news
and it's shocking me
right out of my brains.
( woman crying )
( woman speaking,
distorted )
- ( feedback )
- ( man panting )
( humming, beeping )
( man #2 grunting )
( clicking, dinging )
( man #2 screams )
( man speaks japanese )
what's wrong, kawabe?
- ( feedback )
- ( woman screams )
( shit squeaking )
( woman screaming )
- ( pounds on door )
- ( man speaks )
- ( feedback )
- ( man screams, grunting )
- ( feedback )
- ( toilet rattling, gurgling )
- ( feedback )
- ( shane speaks )
( bird speaking,
moaning )
- ( feedback )
- ( woman breathing deeply )
- ( feedback )
- ( dance music playing )
- ( feedback )
- ( man speaking )
( man #2 speaks )
- ( feedback )
- ( banging )
- ( feedback )
- ( thuds )
Man:
For the first time
in a long time
- I'm impressed.
- Woman: Good.
Now leave me alone.
Take her.
She's given up
and you know it.
Woman #2:
You cunt!
- ( feedback )
- ( man laughing )
( bangs )
- ( feedback )
- ( man speaks )
( creature shrieking )
- ( man speaks )
- ( creature shrieking )
- ( thudding )
- ( shouting )
- ( feedback )
- lainey: I can't
let you do this.
Stoker:
Nezbit, officer lainey has
clearly been compromised.
- Arrest her.
- Lainey: I won't let you
re-murder a child.
- Stoker: Oh, grow up!
- ( gunshot )
( lainey grunting )
Stoker:
Better a cruel truth than
a comfortable delusion.
Technician: Sir...
Sir, the baby is...
Where'd he go?
( footsteps pattering )
Sir? Did you hear that?
( lainey panting )
Stoker:
Such vitality... Mmm!
I'll keep the corpse
alive for weeks...
- ( feedback )
- witch: Scream, witch.
- No-one will hear you as
I harvest your intestines.
- ( clanks )
- What?
- Man: Unhand her, witch!
- Woman: Willowford!
- Willowford: Wendy!
- Wendy: Save me!
- Witch: Now, warlock!
- ( warlock groans )
- ( willowford cries out )
- ( electricity crackling )
- ( willowford screaming )
- ( feedback )
- woman on tv:
Me, with my cereal
I can manage
my summer slimness.
- ( woman #2 eating )
- woman: Slimness, flat tummy...
- Get ready for the summer!
- ( grunting )
With low dye...
Say no to fat!
- Rich in vitamins...
- ( grunts )
My body loves it,
as you can see!
- ( feedback )
- ( rock music playing )
- ( feedback )
- man: It's a gift
from our beloved,
- Nice country america.
- ( gunshot )
( whooshing )
( rock "star-spangled
banner" playing )
- ( woman screams )
- ( electronic humming )
( high-pitched hum )
( bird chirping )
( dishes clattering )
( footsteps )
( breathing heavily )
- ( yells )
- ( gasps )
( grunting )
- ( screams )
- ( both grunting )
- ( grunts )
- ah! ( gurgling )
- ( footsteps )
- ( sizzling )
( clatters )
( woman breathing heavily )
- ( inhales deeply )
- ( gurgling )
- ( grunting )
- ( clanging )
( breathing heavily )
- ( car horns honking )
- ( tires screeching )
( cars crashing )
( car alarms blaring )
- ( pan clatters )
- ( alarms continue )
( tires screech )
( car crashes )
( breathing slowly )
- ( tires screeching )
- ( cars crashing )
- ( tires screech )
- ( car crashes )
- ( tires screech )
- ( car crashes )
( wheezes )
- ( tires screech )
- ( car crashes )
( flames roaring )
( rocket approaching )
- ( woman laughing )
- ( man breathing heavily )
( kissing )
( speaks )
- ( woman screams )
- ( snowman growls )
- ( bell ringing )
( calling out )
( bell ringing )
( breathing heavily )
( moaning )
( groans )
( man and woman scream )
( wheezing )
( footsteps )
- ( breathing heavily )
- ( girl muttering )
( birds chirping )
( water splattering )
- ( crickets chirping )
- ( shuffling footsteps )
( clicks )
( mutters )
( mutters )
- ( birds chirping )
( whooshes )
( whooshes )
( crickets chirping )
( shuffling footsteps )
( alice mutters )
( alice mutters )
( birds chirping )
( whooshes )
( both grunting )
( yells, choking )
( grunting )
( breathing heavily )
( whooshes )
( water splattering )
( thuds )
- ( voices whispering )
- ( woman speaks, echoing )
- ( rock music playing )
- ( mouthing )
( woman speaks, echoing )
( mouthing )
( distorted shouting)
- ( clangs )
- ( distorted barking )
( screams )
( distorted shouting )
( distorted scream )
( yells )
( growling )
( shouting )
( distorted ) buddy.
( heart beating )
( distorted shout )
( normal barking )
( labored breathing )
( distorted growling )
( thuds )
( dramatic music playing )
( yawns )
( clicks, whirs )
- ( high-pitched humming )
- ( chittering )
( chair scrapes )
( thrumming )
Ah! Ugh!
Ah ah ah.
Ugh. Ugh.
- ( high-pitched humming )
- ( brushing )
( inhales sharply )
- ( laughing )
- ( laughter on tv )
( people speaking on tv )
- ( laughter on tv )
- ( laughing )
( high-pitched humming )
- ( thrumming )
- ( grunting )
Woman on phone:
This is because I stuck
my finger in you, isn't it?
Oh, come on, baby,
don't be like that.
Well, when are
we gonna get together?
When are we gonna meet up?
No, no, tomorrow.
It's just my ear.
It hurts a little bit.
- ( high-pitched humming )
- ( chittering )
( faucet runs )
( splats )
( laughing )
I got you,
you little son--
- ( high-pitched tone )
- oh!
- ( exhales sharply )
- ( tone stops )
Phew.
( high-pitched tone )
( laughing )
Fuck you!
- ( high-pitched tone )
- ( gasps )
( grunting )
- ( bell peals )
- ( girl speaking japanese )
( birds chirping )
( grunts, farts )
- ( explosion )
- ( both scream )
- ( girls whimpering )
- ( explosion )
- ( hissing )
( coughs )
( panting )
( grunts, farting )
( flames whooshing )
( cries )
( farting )
( flesh crackling )
( breathing deeply, moans )
( coughing )
- ( grunts )
- ( pops )
( gasps )
( farting, grunts )
( moans )
( rock music playing
on radio )
- ( engine and radio stop )
- ( parking break clicks )
- ( cap scrapes )
- ( swallows )
( keys clink )
( bugs chittering )
( clattering )
( distant kids playing )
( man breathing heavily )
( gulls cawing )
( waves lapping )
- ( man grunts )
- ( wood clatters )
( velcro rips )
( breathing heavily )
- ( grunts )
- ( wood clatters )
( splashing )
( breathing heavily )
- ( rain pattering )
- ( plane engines roaring )
( dog barking )
- ( cars honks )
- ( dog barking )
- ( people chattering )
- ( glasses clinking )
- ( drum roll )
- announcer: And now,
Introducing that army charmer,
that navy-baby,
The marine-queen,
the lady who's middle name
is 'ka-boom'!
- ( jazz music playing )
- ( cheers, applause )
( grunts )
( moans )
( panting )
( moaning )
- ( whirring )
- whoo-hoo.
- ( panting )
- ( pops )
( laughs )
( moans )
( glass shattering )
- ( blows )
- ( pants )
Yoo-hoo.
( panting )
( moaning )
- ( sighs )
- ( gasps )
( clanking )
Huh?
( low growling )
( gasps )
Frau scheisse?
( clanks )
- Rowr.
- ( sizzles )
- ( high-pitched whimpering )
- ( laughing )
( screaming )
( speaks german )
- ( whimpering )
- ( laughing )
- ( speaks, laughing )
- ( clanging )
- ( grunting )
- ( electrical crackling )
( growling )
Churchill: Bertie.
Bertie.
Keep calm, my son...
And carry on.
- Never surrender!
- ( snarling )
( laughing )
( grunts, snarls )
Fight!
( growls )
- ( gasps )
- ( yells )
( screaming )
- ( laughs )
- ( grunts )
( both grunting )
( screaming ) ow!
- ( whirring )
- ( gurgling )
( laughing )
( screaming, gurgling )
( dings )
( low humming )
( clatters )
( gasps )
- ( crying )
( high-pitched tone )
( gasps )
- ( coughing )
( whimpering )
( tone and humming continue )
- ( gagging )
- ( coughing )
( breathing heavily,
groaning )
( crying )
( retching )
( tone and humming
continue )
( tone and humming stop )
( dramatic music playing )
( grunting )
( birds chirping )
( sighs )
( snickers )
( clears throat )
( snickers )
( sighs, clears throat )
( snickering )
( grunts )
( sucks )
( breathes heavily,
muttering )
( gasps )
( whimpering )
( humming, beeping )
( clicking, dinging )
( screams )
( grunting )
( blood splattering )
( blood squelching,
splatters )
( voice yells )
( guffaws )
( laughs )
( laughing )
- ( people chattering )
- ( music playing )
( gasps, grunting )
( farting )
- ( splashes )
- ( sighs )
( flushes )
- ( squeaks )
- hmm?
- ( pinging )
- ( squeaks )
( flushing )
( squeaks )
( whimpers )
- ( humphs )
- ( rattling )
- ( grunts )
- ( flushing )
- ( humphs )
- ( squeaks )
- Huh?
- ( squeaks )
- ( door handle rattles )
- ( man speaking french )
Ooh!
- ( squeaks )
- ( grunting )
( squeaking )
- ( squeaking, thuds )
- ( chuckles )
( squeaks )
- ( screams )
- ( squeaking )
Oh! ( screams )
- ( screams )
- ( pounds on door )
- ( man speaks )
- ( gasps )
( blowing hard )
( squeaking )
( gasps, blowing )
- ( gurgles )
- ( screams )
( squeaks )
( growls )
( thuds )
Mmm!
( squeaks )
( inhales sharply )
- ( squeaks )
- ( snaps )
( gurgles )
( squeaks, splashes )
( squeaking )
- ( whistles )
- ( squeaks in reply )
- ( whistles )
- ( squeaks in reply )
( makes kissing noises,
whistles )
- ( squeaks )
- ( screams )
- ( squeaks )
- ( door opens )
- Ooh la la!
- ( wolf-whistles )
- Ooh!
- Oh!
( music continues )
( buzzer sounds )
( footsteps )
( inhales sharply )
- ( grunting )
- ( chains rattling )
( yells )
( footsteps )
- ( flesh squeaking )
- ( chain rattling )
( grunting )
- ( breathes deeply )
- ( chains rattling )
( groans )
( both panting )
- ( groans )
- ( semen splatters )
( crying )
( screams, sobbing )
- ( whirring )
- ( grunting )
( gasps )
- ( gurgles )
- ( panting )
- ( breathing heavily )
- ( heart beating )
( muffled screams )
( buzzer sounds )
( grunts )
( wheelchair clicks )
( sighs )
( clicks )
( velcro tears )
( squeaking )
( shouting continues, fades )
( breathing deeply )
( flesh squeaking )
( pants )
( moaning )
( semen splatters )
( man crying )
( shouts )
( screams )
( whirring haltingly )
- ( whirs )
- ( both scream, gurgling )
( buzzer sounds )
- ( moans )
- ( breathing heavily )
- ( footsteps )
- ( sighs )
( deep sigh )
( bed squeaking )
- ( grunts )
- ( groans )
( breathing heavily )
( gags )
( boy crying )
- ( breathing heavily )
- ( flesh slapping )
( grunting )
( soft rock music playing )
why can't
we be like this
every day?
( moans )
- I'll make you
- ( silent )
- so proud of me...
- ( idles )
- ( revving )
- we could be...
- ( woman laughing )
- so perfect
you will see
you will- will...
- you will...
- ( buzzer sounds )
( water dripping )
( rattles, gurgling )
( rattles, gurgling )
( exhales sharply )
Oh. ( mutters )
( chirping )
( speaks )
( mimicking moaning )
- ( screaming )
- ( moaning continues )
- ( inhaling deeply )
- ( sizzling )
( breathing deeply )
( inhales deeply )
( leather creaks )
Ahh...
- ( pops )
- ( inhales sharply )
( moans )
( exhaling deeply )
( leather creaking )
( breathing heavily )
( twangs )
( bubbles banging )
( moans, gasps )
( exhales )
( thrumming )
( thrumming faster )
( thrumming faster )
- ( low hum )
- ( clattering )
( snaps )
- ( snaps )
- ( moaning )
- ( twangs )
- woman: Ah!
- ( bubbles snap )
- ( moaning )
( leather creaking )
- ( slaps )
- ( grunts )
( breathing heavily )
( heart beating )
- ( gasps, choking )
- ( snapping )
- ( glass shatters )
- ( choking )
( snaps )
- ( high-pitched tone )
- ( slowly breathing )
( gasps )
( crickets chirping )
( whooshes )
( cheery electronic tune
playing )
( kids yell )
( kids shouting )
( distorted shouting )
( hip-hop music playing )
( crickets chirping )
( birds chirping )
( cheery electronic tune
playing )
( dance music playing )
( shower runs )
( traffic sounds )
( car honks )
( unzips )
( child crying )
( rattles )
( hip-hop music playing )
- ( dance music playing )
- ( people chattering )
( woman crying )
- ( birds chirping )
- ( dogs barking )
( knocking on door )
( dance music playing )
- ( booms )
- ( music stops )
( purring )
( squeaking )
( purring )
( meows )
- ( stomping )
- ( blood splattering )
- ( kids playing )
- ( birds chirping )
- ( bike bell dinging )
- ( laughing )
( whooshes )
( crickets chirping )
( dramatic music playing )
( bell rings )
( sighs )
god damn it.
( snorts )
( coughing )
- ( snorts )
- ( sighs )
None of this
is working.
This is
a fucking
disaster.
( high-pitched scream )
Ok, that was good.
Ah, could you give me
one more of those?
Just like less high pitched
and more just like terrified
And kind of make it
a little longer too,
if you could.
Okay.
( screaming )
Simon:
It's not my fault
we got the letter 'q.'
- That's you being disrespected.
- Adam: I know.
Did you see
the press release?
I was last!
Yeah, I saw that.
You were even after
nacho vigalondo.
( sighs )
Besides... 5 grand?
How do they expect us
To make any kind of movie
for five thousand dollars?
( sighs )
alright. So what
are we going to do
To make
our segment stand out?
( snorts )
What if our
"a.B.C.S of death" short
Is the only segment
in the entire film
To feature an actual
on-screen death,
Like, like somebody
actually dies?
Actually,
that's a great idea.
Like we kill an animal
or something?
Yeah, it wouldn't have
to be a person.
We could kill an animal.
Nobody gives a shit
about animals.
But what animal
could we kill?
- It's gotta start
with a 'q'...
- A 'q'.
...Or something to do
with a 'q.'
A fucking 'q'.
( breathes heavily )
Actually,
he's kind of cute.
- Yeah, he is.
- Hey, mr. Quackers,
come here.
( clicks tongue )
yes, yes...
- ( quacks )
- ahhh, fuck!
Let's kill
this fucking duck.
Juan, you might wanna
back up just a little bit.
Alright.
Ok, so how do
we wanna do this?
Well, we gotta
make sure we pretty much
kill it right away.
- We don't want it
to suffer too much.
- Right, right, right,
Yeah, yeah. This isn't
a snuff film, this is art.
Ducks die
all the time for food.
Ok... Yeah, yeah.
This is what you eat, america!
You american pigs!
They're the real killers,
not us.
That's right, yeah.
Hey, juan,
We're gonna just
tail-slate this.
Is that cool?
Alright...
So on the count of three?
- Yeah, that sounds good.
- Alright.
- One...
- ( cocks )
Two...
Thrrr...
Hold on a second.
Can you just shoot the duck?
I mean I--
I know it's my,
umm, you know, thing...
But uhhh if you
would shoot the duck,
I'd appreciate it.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Ok... One...
Two...
( clicks )
This fucking thing,
goddamnit.
- You got the safety on?
- You know, I don't even know
what side it's on.
Yeah, it's that thing
sticking out the side
right there.
( both grunt )
( coughs )
Oh, oh shit!
( classical score playing )
( flies buzzing )
- ( chains rattling )
- ( monitor beeping )
( marker scratching )
( piano music playing )
( inhales sharply )
( laughs )
( distant chanting )
( man whoops )
- ( cameras clicking )
- ( people chattering )
( people screaming )
( high-pitched tone )
( tone stops )
( clatters )
- ( mouths )
- ( chains rattle )
( squelching )
( farts )
( clatters )
( choking )
( cracks )
( rips )
( sizzling )
( blood squelches,
splattering )
- ( chokes )
- ( running footsteps )
( rattles )
Ugh.
( panicked breathing )
( clangs )
( creaking, bangs )
( thunder rumbling )
( rain pattering )
Let go of me,
you crazy assed bitch!
( breathing heavily )
What you're trying to do,
can't be done.
Hell's coming down on you.
I'm just along for
the ride, baby.
- Want me to shoot you?
- You can't kill me.
( clicks )
- Lucky!
- ( laughs )
Yeah, woo-fucking-hoo,
it's my lucky day,
you fucking psycho!
Enjoy the ride, bitch!
Fuck you! Motherfucker!
( banging )
( distorted speech )
( engine starts, revving )
( bangs )
you'll never outrun him,
you crazy junkie bitch!
- Shut up, bitch!
- Fuck you!
- You fucking whore!
- ( accordion music plays )
- ( bangs )
- ( tuning )
Man's voice:
Close your eyes...
( rock music playing )
( man #2 shouts )
( tires screech )
( engines revving )
( man #2 vocalizing on radio )
( engine sputtering )
( engine and radio stop )
( mutters ) fuck.
( both grunt )
( deep voice )
for the first time
in a long time
- I'm impressed.
- Good. Now leave me alone.
Take her.
She's given up
and you know it.
You cunt!
Huh, na...
It's not her time!
Please...
( sniffles )
Leave me alone.
There's still
so much I wanna do.
Man:
You gave me a run
for my money.
Nobody's ever made me
chase them that
hard before,
But you can't run forever.
Fuck!
( sizzles )
( inhales sharply )
( gasps )
- ( thunder crashing )
- ( footsteps squishing )
( rain pattering )
- It's showtime!
- Woman: I can't understand
Why he's so afraid
of the toilet.
- ( clicks )
- well, for young boys
the most common cause
Of genital injury is when
the toilet seat falls down.
He's not gonna
have that problem
if he's going for a poo.
Loads of people
have died on the toilet.
- Like who?
- Elvis.
- He died on the bathroom floor.
- Yeah! Died on the toilet
and then fell over.
If I were him, I'd be more
scared of those screws I put in.
They're the wrong size.
Honey,
you go do a poo poo.
There's nothing
to be afraid of.
Danny glover had nothing to be
afraid of in "lethal weapon 2."
- Shhh!
- We might even have
A lethal weapon
of his own in a moment.
- Uh... ( screams )
- ( rumbling )
( bubbling )
( gasps )
Father: Whoa!
- Bleeding hell fire.
That's odd.
- Shh shh.
( boy screams, crying )
That's really odd.
( screws squeak, clink )
Look at the state--
- Whoa!
- ( rumbling )
What on earth?
( sloshing )
( banging )
( roaring )
Call the plumber now.
It's an emergency.
- What?
- ( roaring )
- ( choking )
- ( woman gasps )
Help!
- ( gasping )
- ( choking )
Oh! You fucking bastard!
( groans )
( grunts )
- ( sizzling )
- ( screams )
- ( groaning )
- ( gurgling )
( whimpers )
( roars )
( grunts, gags )
( squelching )
( burps )
Huh? ( whimpers )
- ( roars )
- ( screams )
( whimpers )
( gurgles )
( distant barking )
Hey! Hey! Wake up.
He's finally
using the toilet...
About fucking time.
- ( light switch clicks )
- ( clicks )
( gurgles )
( clothing rustles )
- ( farting )
- ( splashing )
( creaks, bangs )
( rattles )
( screaming )
( rattles )
( boy crying )
- ( laughing )
- ( creaking )
- ( thunder crashing )
- ( man screaming )
- ( dirt pattering )
- ( creature snorting )
( wood creaking )
( creature snorts )
- ( banging )
- ( man grunting )
( people shouting )
- ( creature snorting )
- ( wood creaking )
- ( creature shrieking )
- ( man shouting )
- Stand back!
- ( man #2 shouting )
( shouts )
- ( spitting )
- he's spitting.
He's spitting! Hold him!
( creature grunting )
Get in!
- E nomine patris...
- ( sizzling )
- ( snarling )
- ( shouting )
I've got hold of it...
- ( grunting )
- ( people shouting )
- ( roars )
- don't! Nooooo!
- Ah!
- ( chomps )
( chokes )
( grunts, thuds )
- ( heavy exhale )
- ( wind blowing )
( bangs )
Be careful, man!
- He's in here,
I heard something!
- ( creature chittering )
( people shouting )
I can hear it breathing!
( snorts )
Man:
Come on, let's go!
( labored breathing )
( bow creaks )
- ( whooshes )
- ( creature hisses )
( arrow whooshes )
- ( arrow thuds )
- ( shrieks )
- ( snorts )
- ( yells )
( slaps )
wake up! Wake up!
- ( breathing heavily )
- ( labored breathing )
I'll make you one promise--
Your children will
never know how this ended.
- ( clinks )
- ( grunting )
( creaks )
( muttering )
- ( clinks )
- ( grunting )
( creaks )
See?
Father...
Finish it!
- ( speaking latin )
- ( shrieking )
Geoff...
- ( grunting )
- ( shrieking )
( gurgles )
( static )
( siren blaring )
( knocks on door )
( gun cocks )
( people scream, shout )
( guns firing )
( gunshot )
( beeps )
( gunfire continues )
( gun whirs down )
( baby cries )
( fusses )
The world is dying.
It's one of the reasons
We implemented
the infant sterilization act.
Still, every citizen
has the right
To earn back
their fertility permits.
The fastest route
has always been
Through service
to propagation control.
Oh yes, sir,
it's why I joined--
That and making the world
a safer place, of course.
Of course.
Why do you want children?
- Propagation control...
- ( robot clanking )
You are charged
with acts of terror
through illegal propagation.
You are hereby ordered
to surrender all contraband.
Please, you don't know
what they'll do to him.
- It's not up to me.
- Woman: I'm sorry,
There's been
a misunderstanding.
You've already verified
our permits.
( thumping, squelching )
- A misunderstanding...
- ( whirring )
The illegals have escaped.
We're free to go.
...Free to go...
- ( baby cries )
- ( chomps )
( spits )
( gasping )
No!
Bad, nezbit, bad!
Man:
Calm down, officer.
Your nezbit unit simply
auto-responded
To para-psychic activity.
Commander stoker...
Congratulations,
You've dispatched
a rather dangerous group
of mentals.
- Mentals?
- Telekinesis, telepathy,
Mind control--
all very real...
- All valuable
genetic materials.
- ( hums )
- ( gags )
- ( gasps )
( slurping )
"materials"?
We just killed a child.
- ( beeping )
- oh, it wasn't alive
to begin with. Not by law.
Hmm. The rebels were
delivering the child
To the vatic,
"prophet" of all mentals.
With such power,
his very existence
threatens humanity,
But, once we've reanimated
And bio-vac'd every
last bit of brain matter,
We may finally
ascertain his location.
A fine achievement,
officer.
You see, the agency has
a far greater purpose
than its...
( sniffs,
exhales sharply )
"public position."
You've given
ten years of service
to your unit, officer.
Your records are
excellent.
I'm pleased
to say that your permits
have been approved.
Sir...
( laughs )
- Yes, sir. Uh...
- I'm not finished...
While your permits
are approved,
There are biological factors
beyond the agency's control.
Reanimate the infant.
- ( inhales sharply )
- ( gun humming )
I can't let you do this.
- Nezbit, officer lainey has
clearly been compromised.
- ( whirring )
Arrest her.
I won't let you
re-murder a child.
Oh, grow up!
( nezbit whirs down )
( grunting )
Stoker:
Better a cruel truth than
a comfortable delusion.
Sir...
Sir, the baby is...
Where'd he go?
( footsteps pattering )
Sir? Did you hear that?
( screams )
It's a mental, idiot!
Shoot for the head!
Oh, shit...
( panting )
Oh, such vitality... Mmm!
I'll keep the corpse
alive for weeks...
Wasn't taking him
to the prophet.
Farm every burning neuron...
He is the prophet.
Feast on his pain.
Mental:
Take him...
Unite the mentals...
- Oh!
- You're his mother now.
- ( cries )
- ( grunts )
- ( moaning )
- scream, witch.
- No-one will hear you as
I harvest your intestines.
- ( clanks )
What?
Unhand her, witch!
- Willowford!
- Wendy!
- Save me!
- Now, warlock!
- ( groans )
- ( cries out )
- ( crackling )
- ( screaming )
( cackling )
- What the fuck?
- What's up, tommy?
- Where the fuck have you been?
- Look, the thing's almost done.
- What is that!?
- Well, um, it's for animated--
It's the last frame
of the animation I've been
working on, remember?
- Animation?
- Yeah.
We weren't even supposed
to have animation.
Well, I thought we talked
about a bunch of different
ideas, remember?
Look at this list of,
err, 'w's I got here.
Oh my god, what the
fuck is wrong with you?
We're gonna get this
done. Hold on, it's a--
- Why do you do this?
- Here's the thing, walrus,
It's like a godzilla-walrus.
It's a city--
people are being destroyed,
you pan over, it's a walrus.
- Tommy:
Ok? - Man: 'w.'
- Ok, do you have a city?
- No.
- Do you have a guy
in a walrus
outfit? - No.
- Can you do
that by this
weekend? - No.
( shouts )
well, what the fuck are
you talking about then?
- Man: Warrior.
- Man #2: Super hot chick.
She's just killed a bunch of,
like... Trolls?
Alright, whatever,
she's covered in blood.
Ok. Let's do that.
Lets do that this weekend.
I'm not sure that
I want to do that one.
I'm just saying it's an idea...
Man #2: W' is
for wheelchair.
It's an old man.
An evil old man.
He's in the wheelchair--
everybody hates old people.
- He gets pushed off
a fucking cliff.
- ( screams )
I got it-- ummm...
I got-- I got nothing.
You guys! You gotta
come to the conference room.
Come on, you gotta see this!
Man on tv:
Nancy, I'm coming to you
from downtown hollywood,
And I've got to tell you,
some of the strangest things
I have ever seen...
- Oh fuck, what's going on?
- ...Are going on right now.
If you can see,
over my head,
The most oddest looking
colored gases.
Uh, they're like chemtrails,
I guess,
And they seem to be followed
by other planes and copters,
and a general sense...
- 'w'!
- ...Of panic seems
to have hit the area.
Believe it or not, nancy,
we're actually getting reports
Of people seeing
clown zombies in the streets.
Fuckin' clown zombies?
That's fucking stupid!
What are they looking for?
Magnets? 'w'? I just...
Is that a 'w' on there?
What's up with these 'w's?
Is this some kind of
self-fulfilling prophecy,
As we watch the horror
Of our own minds
Pushing humanity
toward extinction?
Can we live in a world
That is more immoral
than our own brains,
- Our own ideas...
- No! Don't open the door!
We live in a process
that is already infested,
Already mutated,
already over!
- Already blank...
- ( screaming )
...From a wave
of congealed confidence!
( echoing )
my elbows are untouchable!!
My elbows are sharp!!
I am transparent.
I am solid in the form
of this new liberty reborn!
You are invisible
in this new world!
I hover above you...
Above as below.
I am legion.
A traced mindfuck
of a billion bombs
Dropping on your
fired synapses,
Your tired synapses!
You are inserted,
digested, gestated!
Lie in the waste
of your own vision,
Gutter punks to bigger words
that you ate years ago!
That you tasted
and shat upon years ago!
That you chewed
and corrupted after the seeds
were buried long ago!
I am the one
with seven heads!
I am the thing that laughs!
I am the thing
that waits... For you!
( witch cackling )
What the fuck?
( gurgling )
( train rattling )
( p.A. Chimes )
( woman speaking french
over p.A.)
( train approaching )
( wheels squeak )
( beeps )
( train rattling )
( mutters )
( laughs, shouts )
( mimicking velociraptor )
- ( tv turns on )
- ( music playing )
( woman speaking on tv )
- ( sloshes )
- ( breathing heavily )
( heart beating )
( inhales sharply )
( inhales sharply )
ah! Ah!
( moaning, cries )
( cries out )
( yells )
( yelling )
( inhales sharply,
grunting )
( clatters )
( whirring )
( humming )
( screaming )
( electric buzzing )
( gasping )
( thuds, moans )
( rock music playing )
( snorts,
breathes heavily )
( snorts,
breathing heavily )
( snorts,
breathing heavily )
( mouths )
( screaming )
( music continues )
- ( gunshot )
( rock "star-spangled
banner" playing )
( man speaking, distorted )
( gasps, screams )
- ( man yells )
- ( screams )
( gasps )
- ( crying )
- ( chitters )
( moans )
( crying )
( clanks )
( screaming )
( laughing )
- ( man yelling )
- ( screaming continues )
( buzzing )
( shouts )
( grunts )
- ( shouts )
- ( both grunting )
( screaming )
( explosion )
- ( explosion )
- ( laughing )
( feedback )
( rock music playing )
watch a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
right there on my tv
shocking me
right out of my brains
shocking me right out
of my brains
watch a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
right there on my tv
shocking me
right out of my brains
shocking me right out
of my brains
it's bound to get ya in
get ya under your skin
hit you right
on the chin, oh yeah
it's bound to be
a thriller
it's bound
to be a chiller
it's bound to be
a killer, oh yeah
watch a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
right there on my tv
shocking me
right out of my brains
shocking me right out
of my brains
the planes are a-crashin',
the cars are a-smashin'
they come for a-bashin',
oh yeah
the kids are a-fightin'
the fires are
a-lightin'
the dogs are a-bitin',
oh yeah
watch a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
right there on my tv
shocking me
right out of my brains
shocking me right out
of my brains
you think it's just a movie
on a silver screen
and they're all actors
and fake all scenes
maybe you don't care
who's gonna lose or win
listen to this
and I'll tell you somethin'
it's a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
and there's known abuse
horror movie,
it's the 6:30 news
horror movie,
it's the 6:30 news
the public's waitin' for
the killin' and the hatin'
switch on your station,
oh yeah
they do a lot a-sellin'
'tween the firin'
and the yellin'
you believe in what
they're tellin', oh yeah
it's a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
and there's known abuse
horror movie,
it's the 6:30 news
horror movie,
it's the 6:30 news
and it's shocking me
right out of my brains.
( woman crying )
( woman speaking,
distorted )
- ( feedback )
- ( man panting )
( humming, beeping )
( man #2 grunting )
( clicking, dinging )
( man #2 screams )
( man speaks japanese )
what's wrong, kawabe?
- ( feedback )
- ( woman screams )
( shit squeaking )
( woman screaming )
- ( pounds on door )
- ( man speaks )
- ( feedback )
- ( man screams, grunting )
- ( feedback )
- ( toilet rattling, gurgling )
- ( feedback )
- ( shane speaks )
( bird speaking,
moaning )
- ( feedback )
- ( woman breathing deeply )
- ( feedback )
- ( dance music playing )
- ( feedback )
- ( man speaking )
( man #2 speaks )
- ( feedback )
- ( banging )
- ( feedback )
- ( thuds )
Man:
For the first time
in a long time
- I'm impressed.
- Woman: Good.
Now leave me alone.
Take her.
She's given up
and you know it.
Woman #2:
You cunt!
- ( feedback )
- ( man laughing )
( bangs )
- ( feedback )
- ( man speaks )
( creature shrieking )
- ( man speaks )
- ( creature shrieking )
- ( thudding )
- ( shouting )
- ( feedback )
- lainey: I can't
let you do this.
Stoker:
Nezbit, officer lainey has
clearly been compromised.
- Arrest her.
- Lainey: I won't let you
re-murder a child.
- Stoker: Oh, grow up!
- ( gunshot )
( lainey grunting )
Stoker:
Better a cruel truth than
a comfortable delusion.
Technician: Sir...
Sir, the baby is...
Where'd he go?
( footsteps pattering )
Sir? Did you hear that?
( lainey panting )
Stoker:
Such vitality... Mmm!
I'll keep the corpse
alive for weeks...
- ( feedback )
- witch: Scream, witch.
- No-one will hear you as
I harvest your intestines.
- ( clanks )
- What?
- Man: Unhand her, witch!
- Woman: Willowford!
- Willowford: Wendy!
- Wendy: Save me!
- Witch: Now, warlock!
- ( warlock groans )
- ( willowford cries out )
- ( electricity crackling )
- ( willowford screaming )
- ( feedback )
- woman on tv:
Me, with my cereal
I can manage
my summer slimness.
- ( woman #2 eating )
- woman: Slimness, flat tummy...
- Get ready for the summer!
- ( grunting )
With low dye...
Say no to fat!
- Rich in vitamins...
- ( grunts )
My body loves it,
as you can see!
- ( feedback )
- ( rock music playing )
- ( feedback )
- man: It's a gift
from our beloved,
- Nice country america.
- ( gunshot )
( whooshing )
( rock "star-spangled
banner" playing )
- ( woman screams )
- ( electronic humming )
( high-pitched hum )