Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004) Movie Script
Cody Banks wins again
for Dorm Seven.
Sorry about the boot-kick,
Frank.
No problem.
Sorry?!
You don't apologize
to your enemy!
But Frank's my friend.
Friends, enemies, everybody,
they're all the same.
Remember, trust equals death.
Now you go write that
on your lunch box, Banks.
Sir?
You dropped your ball.
Remember, kid...
trust nobody.
Including me.
Bomb disposal time starts...now.
Prepare for satellite launch.
Hey, Cody.
Can I get you anything?
Covert op? Recon mission?
Juice box?
No. No, I'm fine.
Well, we're right here
if you need anything.
You know us, U.S.A. first,
Cody Banks second...
then Mom and apple pie
tied for third.
Thanks.
Commence satellite launch.
T-minus ten, nine...
eighth, seven, six...
five, four--
Code forty-two! Abort! Abort!
Attention all campers.
Code forty-two.
Code forty-two.
Code forty-two. This is it.
Go time! Go time!
Guys, code forty-two
is Parents' Day.
Take your positions.
Bring 'em on.
Code forty-two.
This is not a drill.
Initiate concealment sequence!
Quick! Quick!
Just hurry!
Geronimo!
Cannonball!
Park over there, hon.
I was gonna park here.
In this space?
Yes, What's wrong with it?
Is this all right?
Well, you're too close
to the lake.
You drive next time.
I'm hungry.
So where do you think he is?
Well, I don't know.
If he, like, drowned
in a lake or something...
can I have his computer?
Alex!
What?
Be nice. He's your brother.
He's a whack job.
Isn't there some sort
of exchange program...
we could trade him in for,
like, a hot chick...
or a pack of gum?
Honey, will you stop calling
your brother a whack job?
He thinks he's in the ClA.
Yeah, Right.
He thinks he's in the ClA.
I think somebody needs
a little more attention.
So down here in the office?
Is this the office?
Honey, I don't know.
I've never been here before.
I don't know,
I can't see him anywhere.
I don't know.
We gotta be able--
Hey! Honey!
Hey, buddy. How you doin'?
Nice to see ya.
Good news
about Wall Street, huh?
I've been following
the stock market like a hawk...
and I guess things are looking
rosy again on the Nasdaq.
What are you
talking about, Cody?
Stock market?
Are you sixteen or sixty?
Alex, little rascal.
Hey, is that my Video Now?
How'd that get in my pocket?
You can have it.
Really?
Yeah. Yo, we have a few hours
before the bonfire starts...
so I'll go get
you guys a beverage.
A beverage?
Do you know how long
this is going on for?
I don't know.
A couple hours.
Maybe two, three--
Thank you, everybody,
and welcome to Kamp Woody.
Now, I am the
Commander-in-chief here--
I mean, head counselor.
My name is Victor Diaz.
Captain Squishy!
Captain Squishy!
A.K.A. Captain Squishy,
Captain Squishy.
That's funny.
That's cute.
Parents, you should know...
that your kids are
having a great summer here.
In the very first week
of debriefing--
I mean, getting to know,
getting to know...
getting to know each other.
Right through
to learning about America...
and her so-called friends...
who smile at your face while
stabbing you in the back.
I just wanted him to
learn how to swim.
And canoeing.
We do a lot of canoeing here.
Now, I'm pretty sure
that you're anxious...
to get on the road, so why
don't we follow camp protocol...
and end Parents' Day
by singing the camp song?
One, two, three.
Oh, lovely Kamp Woody
With your trees full of bark
Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
That's nice.
Oh, pretty Kamp Woody
It's our country park
Our country park
We love you, Kamp Woody
We're not what we seem
We're all undercover
And, oh, what a team
Kamp Woody!
Oh, we miss you, pumpkin.
Do you miss us?
Of course, I miss you guys.
So, drive carefully.
What's this?
Just, you know, nail clippers.
Oh, honey.
I don't feel right about
you having a weapon.
A weapon?
It looks so sharp.
Let me have it.
Dad?
Come on, just give it to her.
We've got a three-hour drive.
Come on.
I love you, sweetie.
Take it easy, buddy.
See ya, Alex.
Whatever.
Bye, Cody!
Bye, honey.
I just love the smell
of summer camp in the evening.
We're going in. Over.
Ryan, get up! Come on!
-Get up!
-What is it?
Initiating troop drop.
Good luck, guys.
Preparing for landing.
Standby. Over.
Sir, what's going on?
What do you think?
It's a drill.
I'm puttin' you in charge.
Run the op.
Come on, Banks,
You're in charge.
Run the operation.
What's the enemy's objective?
Let's say I'm the target.
What do you do?
Protect the target at all costs!
Just get me out of here, Banks.
Bender, it's a simulation.
Cool. What's the mission?
Protect Captain Squishy.
We need a plan to hold
these guys off...
until I get him out of here.
Hey, Bender, are you scared?
-No.
-Me, neither.
You're doing good, Banks.
Any sign of Diaz,
Oscar three-zero?
Come on!
The enemy's been contained, sir.
You're out of here.
What about the other chopper?
I'll take care of it.
Good work, Banks!
Looks like Diaz has taken
tiger five-seven, sir.
Stop Diaz from getting away.
Yes, sir.
I'm going up after him.
Diaz is getting away!
I repeat, Diaz is getting away!
I've got a problem here, sir.
Way to go, Cody!
Ryan, get out of there!
Thanks, Cody.
Target away.
Repeat, target away.
Over.
Come on, let's go!
So, Banks...
you let him get away.
Diaz? By now he's
a long way from here.
And by the look of things,
I'd say I just beat
your little getaway simulation.
Getaway simulation?
That was no simulation.
That was the real deal!
Follow me.
Wait. I don't understand--
Follow me.
It was just--
This is crazy.
What's Diaz
have to do with this?
Look, the ClA maintains
a secret storage facility...
underneath the camp.
That's impossible.
Kids have been snooping around
this place for years.
Somebody would've
found the entrance by now.
That's why we put it...
where no one wants
to spend too much time.
Sir, I really am sorry...
for letting Diaz
get away like that.
What is all this stuff?
Stolen technology, weapons,
obsolete inventions.
Wait a second.
Are you telling me that the ClA
was behind Beanie Babies?
Be careful!
These are no
ordinary Beanie Babies.
Watch.
Maybe they are ordinary
Beanie Babies. Come on.
So what does Diaz have
to do with all this stuff?
Run program.
Ten months ago,
Victor Diaz was in charge...
of a ClA mind control program...
designed to
help with human learning.
Diaz, however, was more
interested in developing it...
to control people's minds
in a bad way...
and we decided
to abort the program.
Diaz took the decision
pretty bad...
and it looks like he just
struck back at the organization.
Now freeze image.
Diaz just stole
the mind control software.
The global implications
of this theft are enormous...
and our government wants
these disks back in safe hands.
You gotta let me bring him back.
I knew you wouldn't
let me down, Banks.
Be ready to leave by 0600.
What happened to you?
I don't wanna talk about it.
Anyway, listen.
Your mission cover
will involve you...
attending
a summer music academy.
More school?
Just once in my life...
I'd like a mission that
doesn't involve homework.
Wait. Did you say music?
It's a good thing
you play the clarinet.
Yeah. Wait!
I don't play the clarinet.
Your file says you were in
the school band for three years.
I faked playing
the clarinet to meet girls.
You joined the marching band
to meet girls?
Yeah.
Well, you faked it
for three years.
You can handle it
for another couple of weeks.
You'll be part of an
international youth orchestra.
An international
youth orchestra?
Where?
London
Destination London
London
Destination London
Secret agent
on a deadly mission
Girls are in town
And he doesn't wanna miss 'em
London, London
The dog's on the run
Lurking undercover
He'll get the job done
London
What the heck do you
think you're doing?
Hey, man.
It's called the double-bluff.
No way in the world
somebody's gonna think...
a kid like you
works for the ClA.
You're fourteen!
I'm sixteen!
Well, act your age and loosen up
a little bit, all right, man?
Who are you?
Derek Bowman. I'm your handler.
OK. Double cheeseburger,
hold the pickle...
easy on the mustard,
no mayo, ayo, ayo.
Are you kidding?
Come on, just say the code.
Chicken sandwich
with everything...
a-ling, a-ling, a-ling.
Thank you, but
I don't need a handler.
Hey, I don't need a white
Mini-me, but here we are.
Cody Banks.
Voila.
All right. Here we go.
State of the art field unit.
Designed it myself.
Gucci interior,
plasma flatscreen...
DVD, surround sound...
G.P.S., wireless ethernet.
Check it out.
And riding shotgun,
my right-hand man Kumar.
All right, Mr. Banks?
He is a bit young,
isn't he, sir?
And to top it off--
I got the baddest system
in all of London.
Turn it down!
Oh! It's half past two.
What?
Of course, every time
you turn that on...
you risk blowing your cover...
and putting yourself
and all your men in danger.
You know what
your problem is, Banks?
You're too darned old, man.
Act like a kid.
That's why they recruited you.
And besides,
it's more fun anyway.
That's the Concorde right there.
There it is, over there.
There's
the Houses of Parliament.
That's Big Ben.
Check this out.
You don't have anyone
checking up on you?
Nope.
So, basically,
you just roam around London...
as completely free agents?
That's right.
Sounds to me like you've
been dropped off the map.
All right, look, man.
I screwed up
on another mission...
and they sent me to
this little backwater...
to teach me
a lesson, all right?
Here, what are you calling
a little backwater?
Stick with me, Bowman.
I might be able
to get you back home.
Check it out.
"G7 world leaders summit to be
held at Buckingham Palace"?
What does this have to do--
Next page.
"Lord Duncan Kenworth
to expand Research Program."
File the kid up, Kumar.
Your entry target
is Lord Duncan Kenworth...
brilliant scientist,
and greedy as a rat.
You think Diaz and this Kenworth
dude are working together?
One of the only scientists
able to make...
the mind control software work:
Lord Kenworth.
I'll bet that Diaz
is already in London...
and it's no coincidence
that he's here...
the same week as
all these world leaders.
You put these two
zip-a-dee-doo-dahs together...
and we have a nightmare
waiting to happen.
Mind control is reality,
and God help us all.
Kenworth's married to
Lady Josephine Kenworth...
who runs
a summer music program...
at the Westminster
Music Academy.
You'll be staying
with eleven other...
international musical geniuses
at their posh estate.
Musical geniuses?
I think I'm gonna be sick.
I don't mean to throw
a wrench into things here...
but we may have a problem.
Hey, your problem
is our problem, man.
What's up?
I don't really
play the clarinet.
But that's not
a big deal, right?
Man, those musical geeks,
they're gonna eat you alive.
No pressure.
Get your tickets here!
What are we doing here?
I got somebody
I want you to meet.
Follow me.
All aboard the Ripper Ride!
Don't be scared, Cody.
All aboard the Ripper Ride!
Hey, you get in the back, Kumar.
OK, Guv.
You sure this thing can
take your weight, Bowman?
All aboard the Ripper Ride.
This place is like Disneyworld,
except for serial killers.
Hey, check it out.
Jack the Ripper? Please.
Freddy Krueger, now that's
what I call a killer.
We're going in there.
Are we on a mission here
or a vacation?
Hey, look here.
All work and no play
makes Jack a very dull boy.
My name's Cody, not Jack.
Aw, Cool.
Oh, no, it's
perfectly all right.
Not to worry,
it was broken already.
Well, I'm afraid
not quite to that extent.
Cody Banks, Neville Trubshaw.
How ya doin'?
He works here.
Actually, it's just a front.
He's one of us.
Hey, Nev, got a goodie bag
for my man here?
Well, let me see.
I think I have a few items
could prove useful.
Mentos?
Yes. A minty-based
breath snack candy...
which doubles as
a small explosive device.
Just lick, stick...
It'll do the trick.
Unfortunately, if you
accidentally eat one...
you'll be sipping
your dinner through a straw...
at the very least.
Pay attention, Banks.
What's that?
It's a standard issue
travel bag?
Or is it?
Oh, cool!
Recognize this?
We've turned your retainer into
a personal listening device...
with acute
directional capabilities.
Now, you manipulate
the range, volume...
and intensity
using your tongue.
Good. It seems to be working.
Well, I never.
It's a normal ballpoint pen.
Except I've embedded
a high-tension microcable...
within its body.
So simply pop
the highly recognizable...
designer logo, aim, and--
Fire.
Exactly.
No, No. I mean fire.
Pretty colors! Pretty colors!
Right.
Clarinet.
I already have a clarinet.
This is your new
clarinet then, isn't it?
Kumar's gonna take you
to the Kenworth estate, OK?
So I guess this is good-bye.
A little hot still.
It's OK. Don't worry.
You're not gonna be able
to get rid of me that easy.
I'll be around.
Agent Banks?
Don't forget your yo-yo.
How come I get
a retainer and a clarinet...
and James Bond
gets an Aston Martin?
All in good time,
Double-0 Junior.
Carry on, my little doves.
Hey, Cody, don't forget
your clarinet.
Good luck, mate.
Thanks.
Our American protg
has finally arrived.
Cody Banks, I presume.
Welcome to England.
Trival?
Oh, do hurry up, Trival.
We've got company.
I would've picked you up
from the airport myself...
but I forgot.
I took some cold
medicine an hour ago...
and I'm completely pickled.
May I take
your bags, young sir?
Oh. Oh, sure.
Thank you, sir.
No, Trival. This way.
Of course, ma'am.
How silly of me.
Inside to the house. Inside.
Now I'm sure you're
just dying to meet...
the rest of the students.
Just dying.
Inside to the house. Inside.
Darling, meet our new arrival.
Charmed, I'm sure.
This is my husband Duncan.
Cody. Clarinet.
You don't look like a clarinet.
See you later.
Marvelous.
All right, everyone.
Let me introduce you
to your fellow virtuoso.
All the way from the United
States of America...
Cody Banks.
Now, I'm sure you've got
a lot you wanna chat about...
so I'll leave you
to just mingle.
Don't be shy.
Emily Sommers, flute.
What do you play?
Basketball. A little baseball.
Yes, but what
instrument do you play?
Oh! Oh. The clarinet.
You are clarinet!
I am bassoon!
We are woodwind buddies.
Clarinet? Good.
Lots of money in the clarinet.
Johan Berkhamp,
double bass. Peace.
All right. Don't mind me.
You can carry on
with your rehearsal.
Just pretend I'm not here.
Would you like a Mentos?
No.
I mean--
Fire in the hole!
Just pretend he isn't here.
Hey, woodwind buddy!
Come sit next to me!
Britney Spears.
She's the bomb, is she not?
I guess.
So, Cody, tell us when
your musical talents...
were first discovered.
Pretty recently, actually.
Now, children, I have some
wonderful news for you.
The lnternational Summit
on Children's Rights...
will conclude on Saturday
at Buckingham Palace.
And guess
what youth orchestra...
will be playing for Her
Majesty Queen Elizabeth?
Our orchestra.
Exactly.
Did you hear
the good news, darling?
We're playing at the palace.
How marvelous.
What's for dinner?
I went to the trouble
of hiring a virtuoso chef...
to cook for our musical
creme de la creme.
Voila!
Sorry.
Uh, now, where were we?
I think Cody
was about to tell us...
about his fear of mint candy.
No, I wasn't.
There you go.
This food looks
absolutely revolting.
What's wrong with it?
What's wrong with it?
What the blue blazes is it?
It's catfish and grits
the way my mama makes it.
And over there,
we got some corn bread.
And, mmm, it's good.
I say, do I detect
another American accent?
Well, yes, you do, ma'am.
I just recently graduated
from the pastry program...
at Compton Community College.
What are you doing?
Because in America, if a dish
is particularly delicious...
we like to say that
it's straight out of Compton.
It's mine.
Hello?
I've decided to bring
our meeting forward.
What do you mean?
You're where?
Well, how did you--
Don't touch anything.
I'm coming.
Excuse me.
What's for pudding?
What's for what?
Well, pudding.
I think he means dessert.
Chocolate...
surprise.
I need to get a clean knife.
Excuse me.
Chocolate surprise?
How the heck
am I gonna do this?
Chocolate surprise.
Derek, what are you doing?!
And what's chocolate surprise?!
I need more chocolate.
My personal supplies!
I think Diaz could be here.
What?!
I need you to cover for me.
Rule numero uno--
be careful.
Ooh, this is gonna be good.
Mmm! This look good.
Ladies and gentlemen,
chocolate surprise.
Mmm. Look at that.
That's colorful.
What's in that, exactly?
Lovely jubbly.
Delicious.
This really is
straight out of Compton.
Thank you.
Where did Cody disappear to?
Oh. He said
he had to go rehearse.
Oh, that is such dedication.
What was that?
I thought I told you
not to come here.
It's too risky.
Doctor...
twenty years in the ClA...
nobody gets to see me
unless I wanna be seen.
Are you out of your mind?
It's very dangerous for me.
All right, you're here.
Now, what do you want?
What do I want?
I wanna know what's going on.
I wanna know why I haven't
heard a peep out of you...
since I sent you
the first prototype.
Please. That's over
three thousand years old.
So you couldn't afford
a new one?
Look, let me put this
in terms you'll understand.
Your software
is worthless without me...
and until you give me
the second disk...
I can go no further
with my research.
Doctor, let me put it in terms
you can understand.
I want proof that it works now!
Oh, Victor, such fire.
Your impatience will be your
undoing one of these days.
Is that a threat?
Threat? Good grief, no.
Now, would you care for
a little drinky-winky, Victor?
Thirsty dog.
That's amazing.
Wow. It works.
It works?
But will it work on humans?
Very tricky.
The human brain,
present company excepted...
is much more sophisticated.
If you want
the American President...
following your orders
like that performing dog...
you'll hand over the other disk.
Take it.
But remember, Doctor,
if you ever cross me...
I'll break a lot more
than that vase.
Carry on, Trival.
Madam.
Hi.
May I just say, Cody Banks...
your dedication
has been noted. Bravo.
Oh, thank you.
As a former operatic
protg myself...
I am fully aware of what it
takes to make it to the top.
Really?
I was a soprano,
don't you know?
Yes, I know I'm a little rusty.
Anyway, carry on.
Oh, you know what?
I need a new reed.
Adorable.
Derek, wake up.
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up. Hey.
Hey, man, I been waiting up
half the night for you.
Where have you been?
It's hard to get around
without being seen.
Listen, Diaz was just here.
Is that a blanky?
What?
You sleep with a blanky?
It's not a blanky.
It's a handkerchief.
Never mind. I saw Diaz.
What?
We were right.
Kenworth's involved.
And the mind-control thing,
it's definitely a thing.
It works? How do you know?
His dog was playing the piano.
Well, is he any good?
Not bad for a dog, man.
I'm not gonna rush out and buy
the CD, but, you know, hey--
Seriously.
All right, look, I'll get that
info back to headquarters...
and you get you some shut-eye.
You got a rehearsal
in the morning.
Oh, I can't wait.
How's the room
you're staying in?
About the same.
All right.
Blanky. Yeah, right.
You snore.
Justin Timberlake snores.
I do not snore.
Oh, yes, you do.
You're a very strange girl.
Oh, the cook said you would
probably try to skip class.
So I was to make sure
you caught the bus...
and didn't forget
your clarinet.
Thanks, woodwind buddy.
You mind?
Tally-ho!
This lobster has to be
put in the lukewarm water.
It sort of lulls it to sleep.
And then,
of course, it will die.
Shrimps are done this way.
Everything like that
is done this way...
Yeah?
Hello, sir?
Diaz has definitely
made contact.
Are you sure?
Absolutely, sir.
There's something big
going on in that lab.
Hold on.
Bowman.
Uh, hello, sir?
What the heck's
going on over there?
Nothing's going on, sir.
It's just...
bugs. These big castles
got big bugs, sir.
Look, Bowman, Cody
has got to get into that lab.
Way ahead of you, sir.
Way ahead of you.
No problem whatsoever.
Bowman, what's that alarm?
Alarm? What alarm, sir?
I don't hear nothin'.
You must be talking on that
cheap cell-phone plan.
Sir, this goes well...
you think maybe I can
get back in the game?
It's me.
I spoke with the Director.
Is there a reason
you risked blowing my cover?
Look here,
inch-high private eye...
relax, man, all right?
Let's just say I did some
snooping around and found...
Diaz and Kenworth are running
a mind-control test at the lab.
When are we going in?
We have to be in and out
during lunch.
So you gotta find a way
to get out of there.
One o'clock and don't be late.
See you at one.
So what's happening at one?
Eye doctor.
Really?
What do you think
about Duncan Kenworth?
Weird guy, huh?
Yeah, he is a little bit odd.
Ever notice anything weird
around the house...
people coming and going
at strange hours?
The dog mowing the lawn?
Anything?
Can't say I have.
So who's your favorite composer?
My favorite?
I mean, who's been
your most influential?
Well, uh...
Heinz. Yeah, Heinz.
He's definitely been
my biggest influ-ence.
Heinz? I don't think
I've heard of him.
What's his most notable work?
That's so hard. He's written,
like, fifty-seven varieties.
Varieties?
I mean symphonies.
Fifty-seven symphonies?
That is an incredible output.
He was especially busy
during his "red" period.
Hey there, doggie. Sit up.
Hey, sit.
Now tell me, man.
Where does your evil daddy
keep the mind device?
Where does the evil doctor
keep it?
Oh, you gonna lay down?
Oh, I can do that.
Come play with me. Come on.
Tell me.
Ooh, don't pee on me.
What the devil are you doing?
Nothing. Just have a little
R&R with the dog, man.
I love the animals.
I grew up with 'em.
Fascinating.
Now leave my dog alone
and get back to work.
And take your bum
off my Bentley.
Oh, sure. Yes, sir.
Jackass.
What did you say?
Oh, I just said I have asthma.
You know, there's a lot of
pollen in this London air.
Jackass.
You, boy, come here!
Aren't you one of Lady
Kenworth's foreign Johnnies?
Yes, sir.
Johnny Foreigner on my way.
Now listen here,
Yankee Doodle Dandy.
Musical genius
or no musical genius...
we will not tolerate slacking
in this academy.
Are you receiving me
loud and clear?
Yes, sir, receiving you
loud and clear.
And don't answer me back, boy.
You just asked me--
Period!
As you say in America.
Now haul some ass
and get to your class...
before I have you expelled.
Summer students.
I'll have them all expelled.
St. Paul's Cathedral, Kumar.
OK, Cody, come in.
1, 2, 1, 2. Testing.
I got it.
Lovely.
OK, Kumar, we're heading to
the east-side security entrance.
I've got you.
Not a bad view, eh?
But it can be improved.
When this is over...
I intend to replace
stuffy, old St. Paul's...
with a statue of myself.
Rather marvelous,
don't you think?
What about you, Victor?
I worked for the ClA
for twenty years.
And when the time came
to reward my efforts...
I was humiliated,
put in charge of children...
and a lesser man was given
my rightful job as Director.
If this project of yours
works, Duncan...
I'm gonna use it to bring
the entire organization...
to its knees.
Dr. Kenworth, sir.
I think we're ready.
Excellent.
Cheers.
Tally-ho.
We're just here
to get information...
so don't blow your cover.
OK, Agent Blanky.
It was not a blanky.
It was a big,
red, fluffy blanket.
It wasn't.
Excuse me. Is this where
I drop off my fluids?
What?
My doctor--he told me
that I was supposed to...
bring in my pee today.
So I just filled these up.
What do you mean, doctor?
My doctor. He said, "Go on
and bring your pee up--"
I'm eating a sandwich.
Get those off my desk now.
Sure. No problem. I got it.
I'm sorry about that.
My bad, man. It's just pee.
Out.
I wouldn't touch that.
My doctor said it could
be highly contaminated.
Out.
Wait a minute.
Ain't this the hospital?
No, this is not the hospital.
Now get out.
Oh, brother, I'm sorry, man.
I didn't mean to spill my pee
all over your jacket.
I got a lot more
where that came from.
Keep the beakers, too, man.
They make good drinking glasses.
He's in.
Headed west towards
the boiler room on level one.
Service elevator to the left.
You got your chewing gum?
Everything's cool.
Finger-scan entry,
and you're home and dry.
I'm in.
Would Professor Black...
please make his way
to the psychiatric laboratory.
I am so excited.
OK, I'm in position.
10-4, good buddy.
10-4, good buddy?
What?
Man, that is so "Convoy."
Hey, guys, cut it out.
There's something going on
in the lower lab.
Thank you, Santiago.
Begin the test.
The blackout gas...
Iasts long enough
to clamp the jaw...
and insert the microchip
into a cavity of my choice.
What if the guy
doesn't have a cavity?
Then I make one.
High five!
It looks like
they're working on...
some sort of mental-dental
microchip thing.
Basically, there's
enough transmitted data...
in the microchip to relay
complex information...
back from the brain...
and into a simple
mobile operating system.
Rather marvelous,
don't you think?
Rather marvelous.
See for yourself.
If you planted
one of these microchips...
in your President,
for instance...
you could make him
do whatever you please.
You could use him to create
absolute mayhem back home.
Diaz,
this could cause total chaos.
I need to get a closer look.
What the devil?
We got a code red.
I'm out of here.
Kumar, the boy needs
a back door, man.
What we got?
I got it.
I need you in
at the number three elevator.
That sounds easy.
Shut down all elevators.
Two floors up
you've got an air duct.
Cool yo-yo.
OK, this could work.
Reactivate elevator three.
Jesus.
Cody? We've got a twelve second
ETA on that elevator car.
Ten...
nine...
-eight...
-Man, almost there.
seven...six...
Pull yourself through!
I'm in.
You're the man, Cody!
You're the man, baby.
We're on our way.
Give it up, baby.
Come on, my son!
Bloomin' fire alarm.
Slow down, you idiot!
Sorry!
Cody, have you made it
to the loading bay yet?
We're almost there.
White Kenworth truck,
do you see it?
I've got it.
Move, you nutter!
You oughta get
your eyes tested, mate.
Want my eyes tested, sunshine?
Go on, shift!
-Stupid idiot!
-On your way, go on!
Not bad, huh?
Mess with Derek Bowman?
Not today, not today...
not today!
They were experimenting with
the mind control prototype.
Have they got it to work yet?
I don't know.
Kumar, will you slow down?
Are we being chased
or something?
No. Worse.
You're late for class.
Number four, sir.
Wait a minute.
Freeze it.
My word.
That's one of the musician
kids staying on the estate.
Banks.
Banks. You know him?
I know he's no musician.
See you later.
Oh, yes, Mr. Banks.
Our American clarinetist.
We were just about to send out
a search party for you.
Sir Jerkalot, I'm sorry...
And you're honored
to be in my presence.
Indeed, thank you.
Wasn't exactly
where I was going, but sure.
Take your place. Hmm?
So, back to the Mozart.
Oh, no.
"Oh, no" what?
My instrument.
I think it's been stolen.
Hey, woodwind buddy...
Iook what I found
in the trash can outside.
Excellent.
It would seem
that your musical career...
has been miraculously revived.
Now, please take your place
and we shall go from the top.
A tempo, allegro molto.
Sir Jerkalot?
Would you indulge me
for one moment, please?
Young Cody Banks
is the only member...
of my talented brood
I've yet to hear play a solo.
Come to think of it...
none of us have
heard him play a solo.
Hey, I'd hate to take up
valuable rehearsal time.
Did you know you have spinach
in your teeth?
Yes, I did,
and I'm saving it for later.
Now, please, play.
OK, I have
to remember something.
Something had to sink in.
Wow.
Bravo.
Dude...that did not at all suck.
In fact,
it was really rather good.
Well, It's like a bicycle.
You never really forget.
Yes, thank you very much.
You've made your point.
Now if we may continue?
Sorry, mate. I'm off-duty.
What do you mean, off-duty?
Hey, Grandpa,
you invented the language.
You'd think you'd understand.
Bloody taxis.
You go on without me.
I'll get a cab
back to the house later.
Where are you going?
I just remembered I have to
have tea with my grandmother.
Your grandmother?
Yeah. My great-grandmother.
Great-granny Smith.
Like the apple.
Yeah. And I'm
the apple of her eye.
You won't be the apple
of Lady Kenworth's eye...
if you're not back
at the house for dinner.
All right. See you later.
We've got company.
I see him.
Walk around the block.
He'll follow you.
We'll come in from the back
and box him in, OK?
I got it.
Hit it, Kumar!
Hey! What's the rush?
You idiot!
Get out of my way!
Wait! Hold on! Hold! Hold!
Hey, stop the moped!
-Agent Bowman, ClA.
-Jolly good.
I need to commandeer this moped.
Tough tiddly!
Tough tiddly?
Gimme the bike, man!
Here's fifty p. Naff off
and buy yourself a doughnut!
Look, man, I'll bring it back
with a full tank of gas!
He stole my moped!
Get outta the way!
Move!
Come on, get on!
Jump!
Oh, Shoot!
Darn, that's some flashlight!
You could have grown up
to be a fine agent, Banks!
Hey, Diaz! You're never
gonna get away with this.
Far from it, kid.
The best they could
send after me is a boy...
and an overweight agent
who's on probation?
Hey! Who you calling
overweight, chrome dome?
I am not...bald.
That's a nice flashlight
you got there...
baldie.
Cody, one of
us has to be a decoy.
I volunteer.
We need a plan!
-Not bad.
-I had a good teacher.
Too bad he was insane!
You should have run
when you had the chance.
You still got
a lot to learn, kid.
Armed police! Stay still!
Do not move!
Repeat: do not move!
Tuck your shirt in.
You know who I am?
I'm your worst nightmare.
A limey with a badge.
What with a badge?
Who are you, Question Boy?
Who's Question Boy?
I'll do the questions,
Question Boy.
Question one--where did you
get this stolen credit card?
It's my dad's. He gave it
to me in case of emergencies.
Likely story.
Your dad.
What's that count for, then?
My father?
Listen...
this can go one of two ways,
you little Wally.
Look, any second,
that phone is gonna ring.
Oh, Right.
You're psychic now, are you?
Yeah. That's it. I'm psychic.
Any second now,
that phone's gonna ring...
you're gonna pick it up,
someone's gonna yell at you...
and then you're gonna
apologize and let me go.
Right. Well, I'm feeling
a little bit psychic today...
and I say that that phone's...
not gonna ring.
I say you--
I think that's for you.
Crescent. Yes.
I'm interrogating him now.
But it's going very well.
He's about to crack.
I can tell!
Right away. Of course.
How did you do that?
Aren't you forgetting something?
I...
apologize.
Mr. Banks for you, Miss.
Thank you, Crescent.
You must have some friends
in very high places.
I, uh, guess I should thank you.
You probably should.
Emily?
You Americans!
You always think you're
one step ahead of the world.
I've been on this case
for months.
You blunder in and almost
blow the whole thing...
in a matter of days!
"Covert Operations Officer"?
Do you like Chinese food?
Sure.
A rickshaw in London?
Safe and economical.
What did you expect...
Mary Poppins pulling
a horse and cart?
Careful, it's spicy.
So...how'd a nice girl like you
end up in Scotland Yard?
I have an extensive
martial arts background...
and I speak six languages,
including Japanese.
How 'bout you?
I have an extensive
baseball card collection...
and I speak one language,
including English.
No, I'm serious.
I filled out a form
for an X-Men secret agent kit...
and two weeks later, I was
sworn in as a ClA operative.
Oh, right! So...
why are you actually here?
Why are you here?
I asked first.
You're fishing.
I don't fish.
Well, we know Kenworth's
up to something.
Tell me something I don't know.
I guess that would be difficult.
Oh! Touch!
Look, if you need
my help on this--
Hey, I don't--
Hey! Don't get
your knickers in a twist!
You gonna help or not?
I'll think about it.
And my knickers
are not in a twist.
Excuse me.
Can you stop here, please?
Would you like a coffee?
Oh, no. I don't do coffee.
But I'll take a soda.
Thanks.
Our patient's awake.
Shall I begin?
Please. I'm looking
forward to this.
Poor, poor Mr. Banks.
If only you'd stayed
at home where you belong.
Well?
First...he's got a small cavity
I would like to take care of.
I want you to implant him
with the microchip, you idiot...
not fix his cavities.
Of course. Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Put him under.
Bye!
Good evening.
Don't you mean morning?
Oh. Yeah. Morning.
He's not responding
quite correctly.
For crying out loud,
just get him to make the call!
I am!
You get this thing working
now, understand?
This will help, sir. 5-5--
Where the heck were you
last night?
Yeah. You can say that again.
Lady Kenworth was so worried,
she nearly called the police.
I need to call the Director.
The Director?
Uh, I think he meant to say...
conductor.
Isn't that right, Mr. Banks?
Conductor?
So why did he say...
Director?
Look, Frankenstein, even
a genius gets confused, OK?
But he definitely said Director.
Hello?
-Banks, is that you?
-Affirmative.
We're in.
I need to meet with you, sir.
Look, I just arrived in London
for a summit at the palace.
I know.
The palace. The President.
Top security.
Piccadilly Circus. One hour.
OK. Piccadilly Circus. One hour.
And don't be late, OK, pal?
Are you OK?
Now...now we're
in complete control.
Who are you meeting
at Piccadilly?
For a tutti fluti player...
you sure do ask
a lot of questions.
And for a Compton pastry chef...
you seem to know
a lot of answers.
Mr. Banks...
I have that vegetarian recipe
cookbook that I promised you...
in the kitchen. Now!
Beans on toast. Weird.
He's gone mad.
You can say that again.
Beans on toast.
Weird.
What's he doing? Stop!
What are you doing? Stop it!
Maybe I'm not so hungry.
That's disgusting!
What the heck was
all that about?
I think Cody's gone bonkers.
Cody, what on earth
happened to you last night?
Good evening.
He means morning.
Right this way, sir.
Are you sure this is safe?
Oh, yeah. This is
the safest place in town.
Ola. Have a nice trip.
Oh, my gosh!
I know, it's fantastic,
isn't it?
Let's go. What the--
Man, are you trying
to scare me to death?
Let's go!
What did the Director say?
Nothing. Hit the gas!
Hit the gas--please.
OK, let's go!
What the heck is wrong
with you people?
I know who you really are.
I don't know what you're talking
about, Miss Tutti Fluti.
Listen,
I'm British intelligence.
No, she's not.
No wonder all the malls
are empty.
They got all you kids
workin' undercover!
I'm not a kid.
Hit the gas, Kumar.
Gotcha, Governor.
She's lying!
Look, we don't have much time.
They implanted Cody
with a mind-control device...
and they just did the same
to your ClA Director.
-What?!
-Not true!
Well, take a look at this.
I don't believe it.
Stop the car, now!
We have to get
that microchip out of him.
No problem!
There it is.
OK, we need to get
a dentist or a--
We don't have time for that!
Fire in the hole!
Good thinking.
What, are you nuts?!
A whole Mentos can
blow his head off!
OK, a thousand nanograms
equals one microgram.
Do you know what you're doing?
Hey! Never interrupt
a brother...
when he's breaking down
the apothecaries' table.
The molecular weight
is relative to...
I got it!
I got it! Open his mouth!
Open it!
Oh, I can't look!
How'd you know how to do that?
A great pastry chef knows
his measurements, baby.
Oh, he's coming through.
You all right?
You OK?
My brain hurts.
That's not gonna be
the only thing that hurts...
if we don't get to
the Director in time.
Wait a minute.
The meeting
at the palace tonight.
Twelve leaders from twelve
countries all in the same place.
You don't think--
Diaz is a psycho warmonger.
If he gets control of
any of the world's leaders...
who knows what
he'll have them do?
We need to call the FBl,
the Ml-5, the Men in Black.
Diaz has the Director
of the ClA under his control.
We may be already on
the most-wanted list.
So what are you saying?
I'm saying I hope
you brought your tuxedo.
Oh, I got better than that.
Kumar...
take me to the crib.
Nice dress, Derek.
Hey! In Nigeria
this is not a dress.
Actually...
it's called a bobo.
That's right, player.
Hey, let me tell you
something--
the ladies go loco
for a brother in a bobo.
Check that out.
Do they do that in Russia?
Thank you very much.
It's very good, yes.
Here.
Gordon Brown and l
had this marvelous idea...
Oh, Prime Minister.
...of exporting sand to Jordan.
Really.
This is gonna be like
taking candy from a baby.
What next, Mr. Kenworth?
Let me see.
How about making me Director
of the Royal Mint?
Consider it done.
English, you idiot.
Oopsy daisy.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like to propose a toast.
To Lord Duncan Kenworth...
the new Director
of the Royal Mint.
It's all working
perfectly, Diaz.
Looks like the Prime Minister
has given Kenworth...
the keys
to the Royal piggy bank.
He's obviously
under their control.
Don't worry, Prime Minister,
the money's safe with me.
Jolly good.
Now, about this sand business...
Darling, you're going
to run the Royal Mint.
Bravo!
Thank you.
I'll soon be one of
the richest men in England...
which is why I'm leaving you.
Leaving me?
This is turning out to be
a marvelous evening.
We have to stop them.
-Come on.
-Let's go.
Oopsy daisy!
Move over.
And now for my ultimate prize.
The President of
the United States.
Soon you'll be under
my complete control.
All the world's most powerful
men at my fingertips.
President to gift room.
Ah, good evening.
The President wants to see
the Queen's gift room.
Ah, I'm afraid that is
not protocol, sir.
Now you listen to me--
All right, all right,
keep your hair on.
Come on, follow me.
John, good to see you.
Sir...we thought it
might be a good idea...
for you to see
the Queen's gift room.
Relax, Guys. Just the President.
I've arranged
for a Presidential appointment.
Brilliant.
There you are.
What is the pastry chef
doing here...
and why is he wearing a dress?
It's not a dress. It's a bobo.
Thank you.
Now then, everybody, l--
I'm sorry. Who are you?
I, uh...
I'm Habu's uncle...Compton.
-What?
-No.
I mean--yes.
My favorite uncle--Compton.
Well, children, pay attention.
I have just been informed that
this evening's performance...
must finish promptly
at eight o'clock.
-What?
-Why?
Something about
a 7-eleven summit.
You mean G7?
Well, whatever.
It's a very important meeting,
and it has to start at 8:00...
so...no dilly-dallying,
all right?
We can't let
that meeting happen.
Kenworth and Diaz are
gonna use that meeting...
to take over the world.
What?
We have something to tell you.
Cody, yo, yo.
Need to know.
They need to know.
Guys...
we're secret agents.
There you go.
Right!
And I'm Spider-man.
And I'm Lara Croft.
And I'm Waheed Murad.
Who?
Famous lndian actor.
Right.
Guys, I'm being serious.
You're funny, Cody Banks.
Now, if you don't mind,
we have a concert to perform.
I believe you.
But what can we do?
Look, we can't let
those leaders...
get out of that room
until we say it's safe.
Keep playing all night
if you have to.
Here, play this.
I can't play clarinet.
You can play this one, Sabeen.
Come on, let's go.
See you later, Uncle Compton.
Habu.
Don't forget,
just keep on playing.
Each year
Her Majesty receives...
thousands of freebies
from around the globe.
Anything from a stuffed gazelle
to a rare croquet mallet...
presented by
the last Nawab of Pataudi...
could end up in here.
Mr. President...
the Queen's gift room!
Wow.
I can't see the President.
I can't see him either.
Something tells me
he's been checked in...
for a microchip root canal.
You guys check out back,
I'll go upstairs.
Let's go.
Your Royal Highnesses,
my Lords, ladies
and gentlemen...
Lady Josephine Kenworth!
Your Majesty...
esteemed guests...
I'd like to introduce you...
to a very special
international youth orchestra
Ied by
our distinguished conductor...
Sir lsambard Jerkalot.
-Good luck.
-Thank you.
Mr. President?
Hello?
Mr. President?
Where on earth is Cody Banks?
And Emily Sommers?
Yes, where are they?
Derek? Where are you?
Hello?
Mr. President?
Bring it on, baldie.
I am not bald.
Yes, you is!
Wait! Don't be so rash.
We can implant him and set him
on to his little pal Banks.
Better get back to the ballroom.
Dude, I've been looking
all over for you.
Oh, come on, Derek, what--
What are you doing?
And, in the girlie golden
dress, Agent Bowman.
Terminate Cody Banks.
Quit foolin' around.
We have to find the President.
Right hook. Left hook.
Again!
Come on, Derek.
-Spinny kick.
-Spinny kick?
You can't do a spinny kick.
Up you go.
Bear hug!
Double kick. Hit.
Duck, you idiot.
Hit it!
A little old for video games,
aren't we?
And you are too young...
to be snooping around
past your bedtime.
You know what I hate
about dentists?
They always say
something's not gonna hurt...
and it does.
Me, I'm honest.
Now this is gonna hurt.
What's happening?
You're back.
Come on!
They had you under mind control.
You thought you were the Rock.
I guess you're not back.
What's the password?
Mind control.
Yes, I know that already,
thank you very much.
Now tell me the password!
Let's see if you can fly!
No, Derek! Pull me back in!
I'll ask you one last time.
Mind control!
Oh! Mind control.
Destroy Banks!
Please, please.
It's me, Cody.
Hey, little buddy.
Your Majesty,
put your clothes back on!
Now we're even.
Let's go find the President.
What the heck you do that for?
Mind control.
That's your secret password.
I--I needed something
I could remember.
Pathetic little man.
Pathetic?
Sir, wake up!
What? What's going on?
Emily Sommers,
Special Agent, Scotland Yard.
Sir, we stopped them
controlling your mind.
Great. Terrific.
Great job, Agent Sommers.
Banks! Bowman!
I've been looking for you.
We've been looking
for you, too, sir.
What happened here?!
They've taken the President.
Where are my prototypes?
Not there.
Where are they?
I'm not telling you
till you let me go.
Where are my...
prototypes?
Idiot.
It's where everybody
hides their backup disks.
Where are you going?
I'm leaving.
Without me?
Yeah. Without you.
I think l--
Oh, I got it!
Sorry, sir. Welcome back.
You guys make sure
the President's OK.
I'm gonna get Diaz.
What happened?
He hit you.
Bravo. Excellent.
Excellent! Well done, everybody.
It's eight o'clock.
They're getting up to leave.
Play something.
Hey, Berkhamp...
we can't let them start
their G7 meeting.
Improvise.
Hey, what are we doing?
Hey, Berkhamp, go for it, mate.
War! Hunh!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
Say it again now!
War! Hunh!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
Good God now!
Shout it!
Huh! War!
Have you implanted
the President yet?
What the devil's going on?
Go take a hike, Kenworth.
Turn yourself in, Diaz.
That's a good idea.
I've got an even better one--
first I'll kill you,
then I escape...
then I rule the world.
So aggressive.
Wait! Don't!
That instrument is priceless!
Come on, Liz, let's get up.
Leaving so soon, sir?
Move, you idiot.
Very well, sir.
Where are your friends
now, huh, Cody?
Good student like you
should take note.
You trusted. What a mistake!
Your friends are nowhere
when you're about to die!
Go and write that
on your lunch box.
Danke. Danke very much.
And they said I was too old
to be a handler.
I'm fit as a fiddle,
don't you know?
Thank you, Agent Jenkins.
You haven't got a key
to the piggy bank after all...
have you, Mr. Kenworth?
Bog off.
Is that my husband
they're leading away?
Yes, I do believe it is, ma'am.
How absolutely marvelous.
Once again,
excellent work, Banks.
I couldn't have done it
without my partners, sir.
They were all vital
to the operation.
Thank you all.
Well...
so long, Agent Banks.
I hope I have the pleasure...
of working with you
again one day.
Yeah. It was cool.
If you're ever in Seattle,
give me a call.
See you guys later.
See you on das flip side, Cody.
Good-bye, woodwind buddy.
See you, woodwind buddy.
Good-bye, Cody.
Cheerio, Dude.
-Bye.
-Tally-ho, Banks.
Bye, Habu.
Good-bye, Uncle Compton.
-Bowman...
-Sir.
I'm impressed.
All in a day's work.
Tell me, uh...
did you like working with Banks?
Are you kidding?
I love those mini agents, man.
They're so cute.
You can just put 'em
in your pocket.
Bowman, you ever thought
of relocating?
Well, actually,
I thought about it, sir.
The food here in
London's real weird.
You! Stop running!
You! Run faster!
Yes, sir!
Sorreson!
Get here, front and center!
Go up in there and get me
a chocolate surprise.
-Yes, sir.
-Hut, Hut, Hut!
Knees to elbows!
Knees to elbows!
Hey, man, what can I do
to thank you for this?
Oh, you don't have to thank me.
Sir, I will see you
next summer, sir.
Thanks, big man.
All right.
Isn't that your camp counselor?
I was dorm captain.
Oh, dorm--
We're always so proud of you.
Oh, honey,
we missed you so much.
Were you homesick?
Of course. Yeah.
Come on, losers, get into gear.
What's this?
Just a little something
for our little man.
Wow!
This is cool.
It's got tweezers. I know.
Well, your dad and l
finally decided...
that you were old enough.
Thanks, guys. It's great.
No fair!
Why does Cody get a knife?
I want a knife. Mom!
Relax. I'll share it with you.
Really?
Yeah. What's mine is yours.
Wow. Did you hear that?
Cody has to share
everything with me.
No take-backs.
Well, he's a good brother.
I always tell you that, Alex.
Does that mean I can eat...
half this whole pack
of Mentos?
Don't just take
stuff out of my pocket.
You've been in the car
for ten seconds.
Why you always gotta fight?
I'm gonna eat three.
No, Alex.
Don't lick the Mentos.
There is a lot
of candy talk in here.
He dropped it!
Oh, I got it!
Open the window!
What are you doing, Cody?
Don't play with the window.
I don't like that.
Hey, did you see that?
for Dorm Seven.
Sorry about the boot-kick,
Frank.
No problem.
Sorry?!
You don't apologize
to your enemy!
But Frank's my friend.
Friends, enemies, everybody,
they're all the same.
Remember, trust equals death.
Now you go write that
on your lunch box, Banks.
Sir?
You dropped your ball.
Remember, kid...
trust nobody.
Including me.
Bomb disposal time starts...now.
Prepare for satellite launch.
Hey, Cody.
Can I get you anything?
Covert op? Recon mission?
Juice box?
No. No, I'm fine.
Well, we're right here
if you need anything.
You know us, U.S.A. first,
Cody Banks second...
then Mom and apple pie
tied for third.
Thanks.
Commence satellite launch.
T-minus ten, nine...
eighth, seven, six...
five, four--
Code forty-two! Abort! Abort!
Attention all campers.
Code forty-two.
Code forty-two.
Code forty-two. This is it.
Go time! Go time!
Guys, code forty-two
is Parents' Day.
Take your positions.
Bring 'em on.
Code forty-two.
This is not a drill.
Initiate concealment sequence!
Quick! Quick!
Just hurry!
Geronimo!
Cannonball!
Park over there, hon.
I was gonna park here.
In this space?
Yes, What's wrong with it?
Is this all right?
Well, you're too close
to the lake.
You drive next time.
I'm hungry.
So where do you think he is?
Well, I don't know.
If he, like, drowned
in a lake or something...
can I have his computer?
Alex!
What?
Be nice. He's your brother.
He's a whack job.
Isn't there some sort
of exchange program...
we could trade him in for,
like, a hot chick...
or a pack of gum?
Honey, will you stop calling
your brother a whack job?
He thinks he's in the ClA.
Yeah, Right.
He thinks he's in the ClA.
I think somebody needs
a little more attention.
So down here in the office?
Is this the office?
Honey, I don't know.
I've never been here before.
I don't know,
I can't see him anywhere.
I don't know.
We gotta be able--
Hey! Honey!
Hey, buddy. How you doin'?
Nice to see ya.
Good news
about Wall Street, huh?
I've been following
the stock market like a hawk...
and I guess things are looking
rosy again on the Nasdaq.
What are you
talking about, Cody?
Stock market?
Are you sixteen or sixty?
Alex, little rascal.
Hey, is that my Video Now?
How'd that get in my pocket?
You can have it.
Really?
Yeah. Yo, we have a few hours
before the bonfire starts...
so I'll go get
you guys a beverage.
A beverage?
Do you know how long
this is going on for?
I don't know.
A couple hours.
Maybe two, three--
Thank you, everybody,
and welcome to Kamp Woody.
Now, I am the
Commander-in-chief here--
I mean, head counselor.
My name is Victor Diaz.
Captain Squishy!
Captain Squishy!
A.K.A. Captain Squishy,
Captain Squishy.
That's funny.
That's cute.
Parents, you should know...
that your kids are
having a great summer here.
In the very first week
of debriefing--
I mean, getting to know,
getting to know...
getting to know each other.
Right through
to learning about America...
and her so-called friends...
who smile at your face while
stabbing you in the back.
I just wanted him to
learn how to swim.
And canoeing.
We do a lot of canoeing here.
Now, I'm pretty sure
that you're anxious...
to get on the road, so why
don't we follow camp protocol...
and end Parents' Day
by singing the camp song?
One, two, three.
Oh, lovely Kamp Woody
With your trees full of bark
Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
That's nice.
Oh, pretty Kamp Woody
It's our country park
Our country park
We love you, Kamp Woody
We're not what we seem
We're all undercover
And, oh, what a team
Kamp Woody!
Oh, we miss you, pumpkin.
Do you miss us?
Of course, I miss you guys.
So, drive carefully.
What's this?
Just, you know, nail clippers.
Oh, honey.
I don't feel right about
you having a weapon.
A weapon?
It looks so sharp.
Let me have it.
Dad?
Come on, just give it to her.
We've got a three-hour drive.
Come on.
I love you, sweetie.
Take it easy, buddy.
See ya, Alex.
Whatever.
Bye, Cody!
Bye, honey.
I just love the smell
of summer camp in the evening.
We're going in. Over.
Ryan, get up! Come on!
-Get up!
-What is it?
Initiating troop drop.
Good luck, guys.
Preparing for landing.
Standby. Over.
Sir, what's going on?
What do you think?
It's a drill.
I'm puttin' you in charge.
Run the op.
Come on, Banks,
You're in charge.
Run the operation.
What's the enemy's objective?
Let's say I'm the target.
What do you do?
Protect the target at all costs!
Just get me out of here, Banks.
Bender, it's a simulation.
Cool. What's the mission?
Protect Captain Squishy.
We need a plan to hold
these guys off...
until I get him out of here.
Hey, Bender, are you scared?
-No.
-Me, neither.
You're doing good, Banks.
Any sign of Diaz,
Oscar three-zero?
Come on!
The enemy's been contained, sir.
You're out of here.
What about the other chopper?
I'll take care of it.
Good work, Banks!
Looks like Diaz has taken
tiger five-seven, sir.
Stop Diaz from getting away.
Yes, sir.
I'm going up after him.
Diaz is getting away!
I repeat, Diaz is getting away!
I've got a problem here, sir.
Way to go, Cody!
Ryan, get out of there!
Thanks, Cody.
Target away.
Repeat, target away.
Over.
Come on, let's go!
So, Banks...
you let him get away.
Diaz? By now he's
a long way from here.
And by the look of things,
I'd say I just beat
your little getaway simulation.
Getaway simulation?
That was no simulation.
That was the real deal!
Follow me.
Wait. I don't understand--
Follow me.
It was just--
This is crazy.
What's Diaz
have to do with this?
Look, the ClA maintains
a secret storage facility...
underneath the camp.
That's impossible.
Kids have been snooping around
this place for years.
Somebody would've
found the entrance by now.
That's why we put it...
where no one wants
to spend too much time.
Sir, I really am sorry...
for letting Diaz
get away like that.
What is all this stuff?
Stolen technology, weapons,
obsolete inventions.
Wait a second.
Are you telling me that the ClA
was behind Beanie Babies?
Be careful!
These are no
ordinary Beanie Babies.
Watch.
Maybe they are ordinary
Beanie Babies. Come on.
So what does Diaz have
to do with all this stuff?
Run program.
Ten months ago,
Victor Diaz was in charge...
of a ClA mind control program...
designed to
help with human learning.
Diaz, however, was more
interested in developing it...
to control people's minds
in a bad way...
and we decided
to abort the program.
Diaz took the decision
pretty bad...
and it looks like he just
struck back at the organization.
Now freeze image.
Diaz just stole
the mind control software.
The global implications
of this theft are enormous...
and our government wants
these disks back in safe hands.
You gotta let me bring him back.
I knew you wouldn't
let me down, Banks.
Be ready to leave by 0600.
What happened to you?
I don't wanna talk about it.
Anyway, listen.
Your mission cover
will involve you...
attending
a summer music academy.
More school?
Just once in my life...
I'd like a mission that
doesn't involve homework.
Wait. Did you say music?
It's a good thing
you play the clarinet.
Yeah. Wait!
I don't play the clarinet.
Your file says you were in
the school band for three years.
I faked playing
the clarinet to meet girls.
You joined the marching band
to meet girls?
Yeah.
Well, you faked it
for three years.
You can handle it
for another couple of weeks.
You'll be part of an
international youth orchestra.
An international
youth orchestra?
Where?
London
Destination London
London
Destination London
Secret agent
on a deadly mission
Girls are in town
And he doesn't wanna miss 'em
London, London
The dog's on the run
Lurking undercover
He'll get the job done
London
What the heck do you
think you're doing?
Hey, man.
It's called the double-bluff.
No way in the world
somebody's gonna think...
a kid like you
works for the ClA.
You're fourteen!
I'm sixteen!
Well, act your age and loosen up
a little bit, all right, man?
Who are you?
Derek Bowman. I'm your handler.
OK. Double cheeseburger,
hold the pickle...
easy on the mustard,
no mayo, ayo, ayo.
Are you kidding?
Come on, just say the code.
Chicken sandwich
with everything...
a-ling, a-ling, a-ling.
Thank you, but
I don't need a handler.
Hey, I don't need a white
Mini-me, but here we are.
Cody Banks.
Voila.
All right. Here we go.
State of the art field unit.
Designed it myself.
Gucci interior,
plasma flatscreen...
DVD, surround sound...
G.P.S., wireless ethernet.
Check it out.
And riding shotgun,
my right-hand man Kumar.
All right, Mr. Banks?
He is a bit young,
isn't he, sir?
And to top it off--
I got the baddest system
in all of London.
Turn it down!
Oh! It's half past two.
What?
Of course, every time
you turn that on...
you risk blowing your cover...
and putting yourself
and all your men in danger.
You know what
your problem is, Banks?
You're too darned old, man.
Act like a kid.
That's why they recruited you.
And besides,
it's more fun anyway.
That's the Concorde right there.
There it is, over there.
There's
the Houses of Parliament.
That's Big Ben.
Check this out.
You don't have anyone
checking up on you?
Nope.
So, basically,
you just roam around London...
as completely free agents?
That's right.
Sounds to me like you've
been dropped off the map.
All right, look, man.
I screwed up
on another mission...
and they sent me to
this little backwater...
to teach me
a lesson, all right?
Here, what are you calling
a little backwater?
Stick with me, Bowman.
I might be able
to get you back home.
Check it out.
"G7 world leaders summit to be
held at Buckingham Palace"?
What does this have to do--
Next page.
"Lord Duncan Kenworth
to expand Research Program."
File the kid up, Kumar.
Your entry target
is Lord Duncan Kenworth...
brilliant scientist,
and greedy as a rat.
You think Diaz and this Kenworth
dude are working together?
One of the only scientists
able to make...
the mind control software work:
Lord Kenworth.
I'll bet that Diaz
is already in London...
and it's no coincidence
that he's here...
the same week as
all these world leaders.
You put these two
zip-a-dee-doo-dahs together...
and we have a nightmare
waiting to happen.
Mind control is reality,
and God help us all.
Kenworth's married to
Lady Josephine Kenworth...
who runs
a summer music program...
at the Westminster
Music Academy.
You'll be staying
with eleven other...
international musical geniuses
at their posh estate.
Musical geniuses?
I think I'm gonna be sick.
I don't mean to throw
a wrench into things here...
but we may have a problem.
Hey, your problem
is our problem, man.
What's up?
I don't really
play the clarinet.
But that's not
a big deal, right?
Man, those musical geeks,
they're gonna eat you alive.
No pressure.
Get your tickets here!
What are we doing here?
I got somebody
I want you to meet.
Follow me.
All aboard the Ripper Ride!
Don't be scared, Cody.
All aboard the Ripper Ride!
Hey, you get in the back, Kumar.
OK, Guv.
You sure this thing can
take your weight, Bowman?
All aboard the Ripper Ride.
This place is like Disneyworld,
except for serial killers.
Hey, check it out.
Jack the Ripper? Please.
Freddy Krueger, now that's
what I call a killer.
We're going in there.
Are we on a mission here
or a vacation?
Hey, look here.
All work and no play
makes Jack a very dull boy.
My name's Cody, not Jack.
Aw, Cool.
Oh, no, it's
perfectly all right.
Not to worry,
it was broken already.
Well, I'm afraid
not quite to that extent.
Cody Banks, Neville Trubshaw.
How ya doin'?
He works here.
Actually, it's just a front.
He's one of us.
Hey, Nev, got a goodie bag
for my man here?
Well, let me see.
I think I have a few items
could prove useful.
Mentos?
Yes. A minty-based
breath snack candy...
which doubles as
a small explosive device.
Just lick, stick...
It'll do the trick.
Unfortunately, if you
accidentally eat one...
you'll be sipping
your dinner through a straw...
at the very least.
Pay attention, Banks.
What's that?
It's a standard issue
travel bag?
Or is it?
Oh, cool!
Recognize this?
We've turned your retainer into
a personal listening device...
with acute
directional capabilities.
Now, you manipulate
the range, volume...
and intensity
using your tongue.
Good. It seems to be working.
Well, I never.
It's a normal ballpoint pen.
Except I've embedded
a high-tension microcable...
within its body.
So simply pop
the highly recognizable...
designer logo, aim, and--
Fire.
Exactly.
No, No. I mean fire.
Pretty colors! Pretty colors!
Right.
Clarinet.
I already have a clarinet.
This is your new
clarinet then, isn't it?
Kumar's gonna take you
to the Kenworth estate, OK?
So I guess this is good-bye.
A little hot still.
It's OK. Don't worry.
You're not gonna be able
to get rid of me that easy.
I'll be around.
Agent Banks?
Don't forget your yo-yo.
How come I get
a retainer and a clarinet...
and James Bond
gets an Aston Martin?
All in good time,
Double-0 Junior.
Carry on, my little doves.
Hey, Cody, don't forget
your clarinet.
Good luck, mate.
Thanks.
Our American protg
has finally arrived.
Cody Banks, I presume.
Welcome to England.
Trival?
Oh, do hurry up, Trival.
We've got company.
I would've picked you up
from the airport myself...
but I forgot.
I took some cold
medicine an hour ago...
and I'm completely pickled.
May I take
your bags, young sir?
Oh. Oh, sure.
Thank you, sir.
No, Trival. This way.
Of course, ma'am.
How silly of me.
Inside to the house. Inside.
Now I'm sure you're
just dying to meet...
the rest of the students.
Just dying.
Inside to the house. Inside.
Darling, meet our new arrival.
Charmed, I'm sure.
This is my husband Duncan.
Cody. Clarinet.
You don't look like a clarinet.
See you later.
Marvelous.
All right, everyone.
Let me introduce you
to your fellow virtuoso.
All the way from the United
States of America...
Cody Banks.
Now, I'm sure you've got
a lot you wanna chat about...
so I'll leave you
to just mingle.
Don't be shy.
Emily Sommers, flute.
What do you play?
Basketball. A little baseball.
Yes, but what
instrument do you play?
Oh! Oh. The clarinet.
You are clarinet!
I am bassoon!
We are woodwind buddies.
Clarinet? Good.
Lots of money in the clarinet.
Johan Berkhamp,
double bass. Peace.
All right. Don't mind me.
You can carry on
with your rehearsal.
Just pretend I'm not here.
Would you like a Mentos?
No.
I mean--
Fire in the hole!
Just pretend he isn't here.
Hey, woodwind buddy!
Come sit next to me!
Britney Spears.
She's the bomb, is she not?
I guess.
So, Cody, tell us when
your musical talents...
were first discovered.
Pretty recently, actually.
Now, children, I have some
wonderful news for you.
The lnternational Summit
on Children's Rights...
will conclude on Saturday
at Buckingham Palace.
And guess
what youth orchestra...
will be playing for Her
Majesty Queen Elizabeth?
Our orchestra.
Exactly.
Did you hear
the good news, darling?
We're playing at the palace.
How marvelous.
What's for dinner?
I went to the trouble
of hiring a virtuoso chef...
to cook for our musical
creme de la creme.
Voila!
Sorry.
Uh, now, where were we?
I think Cody
was about to tell us...
about his fear of mint candy.
No, I wasn't.
There you go.
This food looks
absolutely revolting.
What's wrong with it?
What's wrong with it?
What the blue blazes is it?
It's catfish and grits
the way my mama makes it.
And over there,
we got some corn bread.
And, mmm, it's good.
I say, do I detect
another American accent?
Well, yes, you do, ma'am.
I just recently graduated
from the pastry program...
at Compton Community College.
What are you doing?
Because in America, if a dish
is particularly delicious...
we like to say that
it's straight out of Compton.
It's mine.
Hello?
I've decided to bring
our meeting forward.
What do you mean?
You're where?
Well, how did you--
Don't touch anything.
I'm coming.
Excuse me.
What's for pudding?
What's for what?
Well, pudding.
I think he means dessert.
Chocolate...
surprise.
I need to get a clean knife.
Excuse me.
Chocolate surprise?
How the heck
am I gonna do this?
Chocolate surprise.
Derek, what are you doing?!
And what's chocolate surprise?!
I need more chocolate.
My personal supplies!
I think Diaz could be here.
What?!
I need you to cover for me.
Rule numero uno--
be careful.
Ooh, this is gonna be good.
Mmm! This look good.
Ladies and gentlemen,
chocolate surprise.
Mmm. Look at that.
That's colorful.
What's in that, exactly?
Lovely jubbly.
Delicious.
This really is
straight out of Compton.
Thank you.
Where did Cody disappear to?
Oh. He said
he had to go rehearse.
Oh, that is such dedication.
What was that?
I thought I told you
not to come here.
It's too risky.
Doctor...
twenty years in the ClA...
nobody gets to see me
unless I wanna be seen.
Are you out of your mind?
It's very dangerous for me.
All right, you're here.
Now, what do you want?
What do I want?
I wanna know what's going on.
I wanna know why I haven't
heard a peep out of you...
since I sent you
the first prototype.
Please. That's over
three thousand years old.
So you couldn't afford
a new one?
Look, let me put this
in terms you'll understand.
Your software
is worthless without me...
and until you give me
the second disk...
I can go no further
with my research.
Doctor, let me put it in terms
you can understand.
I want proof that it works now!
Oh, Victor, such fire.
Your impatience will be your
undoing one of these days.
Is that a threat?
Threat? Good grief, no.
Now, would you care for
a little drinky-winky, Victor?
Thirsty dog.
That's amazing.
Wow. It works.
It works?
But will it work on humans?
Very tricky.
The human brain,
present company excepted...
is much more sophisticated.
If you want
the American President...
following your orders
like that performing dog...
you'll hand over the other disk.
Take it.
But remember, Doctor,
if you ever cross me...
I'll break a lot more
than that vase.
Carry on, Trival.
Madam.
Hi.
May I just say, Cody Banks...
your dedication
has been noted. Bravo.
Oh, thank you.
As a former operatic
protg myself...
I am fully aware of what it
takes to make it to the top.
Really?
I was a soprano,
don't you know?
Yes, I know I'm a little rusty.
Anyway, carry on.
Oh, you know what?
I need a new reed.
Adorable.
Derek, wake up.
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up. Hey.
Hey, man, I been waiting up
half the night for you.
Where have you been?
It's hard to get around
without being seen.
Listen, Diaz was just here.
Is that a blanky?
What?
You sleep with a blanky?
It's not a blanky.
It's a handkerchief.
Never mind. I saw Diaz.
What?
We were right.
Kenworth's involved.
And the mind-control thing,
it's definitely a thing.
It works? How do you know?
His dog was playing the piano.
Well, is he any good?
Not bad for a dog, man.
I'm not gonna rush out and buy
the CD, but, you know, hey--
Seriously.
All right, look, I'll get that
info back to headquarters...
and you get you some shut-eye.
You got a rehearsal
in the morning.
Oh, I can't wait.
How's the room
you're staying in?
About the same.
All right.
Blanky. Yeah, right.
You snore.
Justin Timberlake snores.
I do not snore.
Oh, yes, you do.
You're a very strange girl.
Oh, the cook said you would
probably try to skip class.
So I was to make sure
you caught the bus...
and didn't forget
your clarinet.
Thanks, woodwind buddy.
You mind?
Tally-ho!
This lobster has to be
put in the lukewarm water.
It sort of lulls it to sleep.
And then,
of course, it will die.
Shrimps are done this way.
Everything like that
is done this way...
Yeah?
Hello, sir?
Diaz has definitely
made contact.
Are you sure?
Absolutely, sir.
There's something big
going on in that lab.
Hold on.
Bowman.
Uh, hello, sir?
What the heck's
going on over there?
Nothing's going on, sir.
It's just...
bugs. These big castles
got big bugs, sir.
Look, Bowman, Cody
has got to get into that lab.
Way ahead of you, sir.
Way ahead of you.
No problem whatsoever.
Bowman, what's that alarm?
Alarm? What alarm, sir?
I don't hear nothin'.
You must be talking on that
cheap cell-phone plan.
Sir, this goes well...
you think maybe I can
get back in the game?
It's me.
I spoke with the Director.
Is there a reason
you risked blowing my cover?
Look here,
inch-high private eye...
relax, man, all right?
Let's just say I did some
snooping around and found...
Diaz and Kenworth are running
a mind-control test at the lab.
When are we going in?
We have to be in and out
during lunch.
So you gotta find a way
to get out of there.
One o'clock and don't be late.
See you at one.
So what's happening at one?
Eye doctor.
Really?
What do you think
about Duncan Kenworth?
Weird guy, huh?
Yeah, he is a little bit odd.
Ever notice anything weird
around the house...
people coming and going
at strange hours?
The dog mowing the lawn?
Anything?
Can't say I have.
So who's your favorite composer?
My favorite?
I mean, who's been
your most influential?
Well, uh...
Heinz. Yeah, Heinz.
He's definitely been
my biggest influ-ence.
Heinz? I don't think
I've heard of him.
What's his most notable work?
That's so hard. He's written,
like, fifty-seven varieties.
Varieties?
I mean symphonies.
Fifty-seven symphonies?
That is an incredible output.
He was especially busy
during his "red" period.
Hey there, doggie. Sit up.
Hey, sit.
Now tell me, man.
Where does your evil daddy
keep the mind device?
Where does the evil doctor
keep it?
Oh, you gonna lay down?
Oh, I can do that.
Come play with me. Come on.
Tell me.
Ooh, don't pee on me.
What the devil are you doing?
Nothing. Just have a little
R&R with the dog, man.
I love the animals.
I grew up with 'em.
Fascinating.
Now leave my dog alone
and get back to work.
And take your bum
off my Bentley.
Oh, sure. Yes, sir.
Jackass.
What did you say?
Oh, I just said I have asthma.
You know, there's a lot of
pollen in this London air.
Jackass.
You, boy, come here!
Aren't you one of Lady
Kenworth's foreign Johnnies?
Yes, sir.
Johnny Foreigner on my way.
Now listen here,
Yankee Doodle Dandy.
Musical genius
or no musical genius...
we will not tolerate slacking
in this academy.
Are you receiving me
loud and clear?
Yes, sir, receiving you
loud and clear.
And don't answer me back, boy.
You just asked me--
Period!
As you say in America.
Now haul some ass
and get to your class...
before I have you expelled.
Summer students.
I'll have them all expelled.
St. Paul's Cathedral, Kumar.
OK, Cody, come in.
1, 2, 1, 2. Testing.
I got it.
Lovely.
OK, Kumar, we're heading to
the east-side security entrance.
I've got you.
Not a bad view, eh?
But it can be improved.
When this is over...
I intend to replace
stuffy, old St. Paul's...
with a statue of myself.
Rather marvelous,
don't you think?
What about you, Victor?
I worked for the ClA
for twenty years.
And when the time came
to reward my efforts...
I was humiliated,
put in charge of children...
and a lesser man was given
my rightful job as Director.
If this project of yours
works, Duncan...
I'm gonna use it to bring
the entire organization...
to its knees.
Dr. Kenworth, sir.
I think we're ready.
Excellent.
Cheers.
Tally-ho.
We're just here
to get information...
so don't blow your cover.
OK, Agent Blanky.
It was not a blanky.
It was a big,
red, fluffy blanket.
It wasn't.
Excuse me. Is this where
I drop off my fluids?
What?
My doctor--he told me
that I was supposed to...
bring in my pee today.
So I just filled these up.
What do you mean, doctor?
My doctor. He said, "Go on
and bring your pee up--"
I'm eating a sandwich.
Get those off my desk now.
Sure. No problem. I got it.
I'm sorry about that.
My bad, man. It's just pee.
Out.
I wouldn't touch that.
My doctor said it could
be highly contaminated.
Out.
Wait a minute.
Ain't this the hospital?
No, this is not the hospital.
Now get out.
Oh, brother, I'm sorry, man.
I didn't mean to spill my pee
all over your jacket.
I got a lot more
where that came from.
Keep the beakers, too, man.
They make good drinking glasses.
He's in.
Headed west towards
the boiler room on level one.
Service elevator to the left.
You got your chewing gum?
Everything's cool.
Finger-scan entry,
and you're home and dry.
I'm in.
Would Professor Black...
please make his way
to the psychiatric laboratory.
I am so excited.
OK, I'm in position.
10-4, good buddy.
10-4, good buddy?
What?
Man, that is so "Convoy."
Hey, guys, cut it out.
There's something going on
in the lower lab.
Thank you, Santiago.
Begin the test.
The blackout gas...
Iasts long enough
to clamp the jaw...
and insert the microchip
into a cavity of my choice.
What if the guy
doesn't have a cavity?
Then I make one.
High five!
It looks like
they're working on...
some sort of mental-dental
microchip thing.
Basically, there's
enough transmitted data...
in the microchip to relay
complex information...
back from the brain...
and into a simple
mobile operating system.
Rather marvelous,
don't you think?
Rather marvelous.
See for yourself.
If you planted
one of these microchips...
in your President,
for instance...
you could make him
do whatever you please.
You could use him to create
absolute mayhem back home.
Diaz,
this could cause total chaos.
I need to get a closer look.
What the devil?
We got a code red.
I'm out of here.
Kumar, the boy needs
a back door, man.
What we got?
I got it.
I need you in
at the number three elevator.
That sounds easy.
Shut down all elevators.
Two floors up
you've got an air duct.
Cool yo-yo.
OK, this could work.
Reactivate elevator three.
Jesus.
Cody? We've got a twelve second
ETA on that elevator car.
Ten...
nine...
-eight...
-Man, almost there.
seven...six...
Pull yourself through!
I'm in.
You're the man, Cody!
You're the man, baby.
We're on our way.
Give it up, baby.
Come on, my son!
Bloomin' fire alarm.
Slow down, you idiot!
Sorry!
Cody, have you made it
to the loading bay yet?
We're almost there.
White Kenworth truck,
do you see it?
I've got it.
Move, you nutter!
You oughta get
your eyes tested, mate.
Want my eyes tested, sunshine?
Go on, shift!
-Stupid idiot!
-On your way, go on!
Not bad, huh?
Mess with Derek Bowman?
Not today, not today...
not today!
They were experimenting with
the mind control prototype.
Have they got it to work yet?
I don't know.
Kumar, will you slow down?
Are we being chased
or something?
No. Worse.
You're late for class.
Number four, sir.
Wait a minute.
Freeze it.
My word.
That's one of the musician
kids staying on the estate.
Banks.
Banks. You know him?
I know he's no musician.
See you later.
Oh, yes, Mr. Banks.
Our American clarinetist.
We were just about to send out
a search party for you.
Sir Jerkalot, I'm sorry...
And you're honored
to be in my presence.
Indeed, thank you.
Wasn't exactly
where I was going, but sure.
Take your place. Hmm?
So, back to the Mozart.
Oh, no.
"Oh, no" what?
My instrument.
I think it's been stolen.
Hey, woodwind buddy...
Iook what I found
in the trash can outside.
Excellent.
It would seem
that your musical career...
has been miraculously revived.
Now, please take your place
and we shall go from the top.
A tempo, allegro molto.
Sir Jerkalot?
Would you indulge me
for one moment, please?
Young Cody Banks
is the only member...
of my talented brood
I've yet to hear play a solo.
Come to think of it...
none of us have
heard him play a solo.
Hey, I'd hate to take up
valuable rehearsal time.
Did you know you have spinach
in your teeth?
Yes, I did,
and I'm saving it for later.
Now, please, play.
OK, I have
to remember something.
Something had to sink in.
Wow.
Bravo.
Dude...that did not at all suck.
In fact,
it was really rather good.
Well, It's like a bicycle.
You never really forget.
Yes, thank you very much.
You've made your point.
Now if we may continue?
Sorry, mate. I'm off-duty.
What do you mean, off-duty?
Hey, Grandpa,
you invented the language.
You'd think you'd understand.
Bloody taxis.
You go on without me.
I'll get a cab
back to the house later.
Where are you going?
I just remembered I have to
have tea with my grandmother.
Your grandmother?
Yeah. My great-grandmother.
Great-granny Smith.
Like the apple.
Yeah. And I'm
the apple of her eye.
You won't be the apple
of Lady Kenworth's eye...
if you're not back
at the house for dinner.
All right. See you later.
We've got company.
I see him.
Walk around the block.
He'll follow you.
We'll come in from the back
and box him in, OK?
I got it.
Hit it, Kumar!
Hey! What's the rush?
You idiot!
Get out of my way!
Wait! Hold on! Hold! Hold!
Hey, stop the moped!
-Agent Bowman, ClA.
-Jolly good.
I need to commandeer this moped.
Tough tiddly!
Tough tiddly?
Gimme the bike, man!
Here's fifty p. Naff off
and buy yourself a doughnut!
Look, man, I'll bring it back
with a full tank of gas!
He stole my moped!
Get outta the way!
Move!
Come on, get on!
Jump!
Oh, Shoot!
Darn, that's some flashlight!
You could have grown up
to be a fine agent, Banks!
Hey, Diaz! You're never
gonna get away with this.
Far from it, kid.
The best they could
send after me is a boy...
and an overweight agent
who's on probation?
Hey! Who you calling
overweight, chrome dome?
I am not...bald.
That's a nice flashlight
you got there...
baldie.
Cody, one of
us has to be a decoy.
I volunteer.
We need a plan!
-Not bad.
-I had a good teacher.
Too bad he was insane!
You should have run
when you had the chance.
You still got
a lot to learn, kid.
Armed police! Stay still!
Do not move!
Repeat: do not move!
Tuck your shirt in.
You know who I am?
I'm your worst nightmare.
A limey with a badge.
What with a badge?
Who are you, Question Boy?
Who's Question Boy?
I'll do the questions,
Question Boy.
Question one--where did you
get this stolen credit card?
It's my dad's. He gave it
to me in case of emergencies.
Likely story.
Your dad.
What's that count for, then?
My father?
Listen...
this can go one of two ways,
you little Wally.
Look, any second,
that phone is gonna ring.
Oh, Right.
You're psychic now, are you?
Yeah. That's it. I'm psychic.
Any second now,
that phone's gonna ring...
you're gonna pick it up,
someone's gonna yell at you...
and then you're gonna
apologize and let me go.
Right. Well, I'm feeling
a little bit psychic today...
and I say that that phone's...
not gonna ring.
I say you--
I think that's for you.
Crescent. Yes.
I'm interrogating him now.
But it's going very well.
He's about to crack.
I can tell!
Right away. Of course.
How did you do that?
Aren't you forgetting something?
I...
apologize.
Mr. Banks for you, Miss.
Thank you, Crescent.
You must have some friends
in very high places.
I, uh, guess I should thank you.
You probably should.
Emily?
You Americans!
You always think you're
one step ahead of the world.
I've been on this case
for months.
You blunder in and almost
blow the whole thing...
in a matter of days!
"Covert Operations Officer"?
Do you like Chinese food?
Sure.
A rickshaw in London?
Safe and economical.
What did you expect...
Mary Poppins pulling
a horse and cart?
Careful, it's spicy.
So...how'd a nice girl like you
end up in Scotland Yard?
I have an extensive
martial arts background...
and I speak six languages,
including Japanese.
How 'bout you?
I have an extensive
baseball card collection...
and I speak one language,
including English.
No, I'm serious.
I filled out a form
for an X-Men secret agent kit...
and two weeks later, I was
sworn in as a ClA operative.
Oh, right! So...
why are you actually here?
Why are you here?
I asked first.
You're fishing.
I don't fish.
Well, we know Kenworth's
up to something.
Tell me something I don't know.
I guess that would be difficult.
Oh! Touch!
Look, if you need
my help on this--
Hey, I don't--
Hey! Don't get
your knickers in a twist!
You gonna help or not?
I'll think about it.
And my knickers
are not in a twist.
Excuse me.
Can you stop here, please?
Would you like a coffee?
Oh, no. I don't do coffee.
But I'll take a soda.
Thanks.
Our patient's awake.
Shall I begin?
Please. I'm looking
forward to this.
Poor, poor Mr. Banks.
If only you'd stayed
at home where you belong.
Well?
First...he's got a small cavity
I would like to take care of.
I want you to implant him
with the microchip, you idiot...
not fix his cavities.
Of course. Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Put him under.
Bye!
Good evening.
Don't you mean morning?
Oh. Yeah. Morning.
He's not responding
quite correctly.
For crying out loud,
just get him to make the call!
I am!
You get this thing working
now, understand?
This will help, sir. 5-5--
Where the heck were you
last night?
Yeah. You can say that again.
Lady Kenworth was so worried,
she nearly called the police.
I need to call the Director.
The Director?
Uh, I think he meant to say...
conductor.
Isn't that right, Mr. Banks?
Conductor?
So why did he say...
Director?
Look, Frankenstein, even
a genius gets confused, OK?
But he definitely said Director.
Hello?
-Banks, is that you?
-Affirmative.
We're in.
I need to meet with you, sir.
Look, I just arrived in London
for a summit at the palace.
I know.
The palace. The President.
Top security.
Piccadilly Circus. One hour.
OK. Piccadilly Circus. One hour.
And don't be late, OK, pal?
Are you OK?
Now...now we're
in complete control.
Who are you meeting
at Piccadilly?
For a tutti fluti player...
you sure do ask
a lot of questions.
And for a Compton pastry chef...
you seem to know
a lot of answers.
Mr. Banks...
I have that vegetarian recipe
cookbook that I promised you...
in the kitchen. Now!
Beans on toast. Weird.
He's gone mad.
You can say that again.
Beans on toast.
Weird.
What's he doing? Stop!
What are you doing? Stop it!
Maybe I'm not so hungry.
That's disgusting!
What the heck was
all that about?
I think Cody's gone bonkers.
Cody, what on earth
happened to you last night?
Good evening.
He means morning.
Right this way, sir.
Are you sure this is safe?
Oh, yeah. This is
the safest place in town.
Ola. Have a nice trip.
Oh, my gosh!
I know, it's fantastic,
isn't it?
Let's go. What the--
Man, are you trying
to scare me to death?
Let's go!
What did the Director say?
Nothing. Hit the gas!
Hit the gas--please.
OK, let's go!
What the heck is wrong
with you people?
I know who you really are.
I don't know what you're talking
about, Miss Tutti Fluti.
Listen,
I'm British intelligence.
No, she's not.
No wonder all the malls
are empty.
They got all you kids
workin' undercover!
I'm not a kid.
Hit the gas, Kumar.
Gotcha, Governor.
She's lying!
Look, we don't have much time.
They implanted Cody
with a mind-control device...
and they just did the same
to your ClA Director.
-What?!
-Not true!
Well, take a look at this.
I don't believe it.
Stop the car, now!
We have to get
that microchip out of him.
No problem!
There it is.
OK, we need to get
a dentist or a--
We don't have time for that!
Fire in the hole!
Good thinking.
What, are you nuts?!
A whole Mentos can
blow his head off!
OK, a thousand nanograms
equals one microgram.
Do you know what you're doing?
Hey! Never interrupt
a brother...
when he's breaking down
the apothecaries' table.
The molecular weight
is relative to...
I got it!
I got it! Open his mouth!
Open it!
Oh, I can't look!
How'd you know how to do that?
A great pastry chef knows
his measurements, baby.
Oh, he's coming through.
You all right?
You OK?
My brain hurts.
That's not gonna be
the only thing that hurts...
if we don't get to
the Director in time.
Wait a minute.
The meeting
at the palace tonight.
Twelve leaders from twelve
countries all in the same place.
You don't think--
Diaz is a psycho warmonger.
If he gets control of
any of the world's leaders...
who knows what
he'll have them do?
We need to call the FBl,
the Ml-5, the Men in Black.
Diaz has the Director
of the ClA under his control.
We may be already on
the most-wanted list.
So what are you saying?
I'm saying I hope
you brought your tuxedo.
Oh, I got better than that.
Kumar...
take me to the crib.
Nice dress, Derek.
Hey! In Nigeria
this is not a dress.
Actually...
it's called a bobo.
That's right, player.
Hey, let me tell you
something--
the ladies go loco
for a brother in a bobo.
Check that out.
Do they do that in Russia?
Thank you very much.
It's very good, yes.
Here.
Gordon Brown and l
had this marvelous idea...
Oh, Prime Minister.
...of exporting sand to Jordan.
Really.
This is gonna be like
taking candy from a baby.
What next, Mr. Kenworth?
Let me see.
How about making me Director
of the Royal Mint?
Consider it done.
English, you idiot.
Oopsy daisy.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like to propose a toast.
To Lord Duncan Kenworth...
the new Director
of the Royal Mint.
It's all working
perfectly, Diaz.
Looks like the Prime Minister
has given Kenworth...
the keys
to the Royal piggy bank.
He's obviously
under their control.
Don't worry, Prime Minister,
the money's safe with me.
Jolly good.
Now, about this sand business...
Darling, you're going
to run the Royal Mint.
Bravo!
Thank you.
I'll soon be one of
the richest men in England...
which is why I'm leaving you.
Leaving me?
This is turning out to be
a marvelous evening.
We have to stop them.
-Come on.
-Let's go.
Oopsy daisy!
Move over.
And now for my ultimate prize.
The President of
the United States.
Soon you'll be under
my complete control.
All the world's most powerful
men at my fingertips.
President to gift room.
Ah, good evening.
The President wants to see
the Queen's gift room.
Ah, I'm afraid that is
not protocol, sir.
Now you listen to me--
All right, all right,
keep your hair on.
Come on, follow me.
John, good to see you.
Sir...we thought it
might be a good idea...
for you to see
the Queen's gift room.
Relax, Guys. Just the President.
I've arranged
for a Presidential appointment.
Brilliant.
There you are.
What is the pastry chef
doing here...
and why is he wearing a dress?
It's not a dress. It's a bobo.
Thank you.
Now then, everybody, l--
I'm sorry. Who are you?
I, uh...
I'm Habu's uncle...Compton.
-What?
-No.
I mean--yes.
My favorite uncle--Compton.
Well, children, pay attention.
I have just been informed that
this evening's performance...
must finish promptly
at eight o'clock.
-What?
-Why?
Something about
a 7-eleven summit.
You mean G7?
Well, whatever.
It's a very important meeting,
and it has to start at 8:00...
so...no dilly-dallying,
all right?
We can't let
that meeting happen.
Kenworth and Diaz are
gonna use that meeting...
to take over the world.
What?
We have something to tell you.
Cody, yo, yo.
Need to know.
They need to know.
Guys...
we're secret agents.
There you go.
Right!
And I'm Spider-man.
And I'm Lara Croft.
And I'm Waheed Murad.
Who?
Famous lndian actor.
Right.
Guys, I'm being serious.
You're funny, Cody Banks.
Now, if you don't mind,
we have a concert to perform.
I believe you.
But what can we do?
Look, we can't let
those leaders...
get out of that room
until we say it's safe.
Keep playing all night
if you have to.
Here, play this.
I can't play clarinet.
You can play this one, Sabeen.
Come on, let's go.
See you later, Uncle Compton.
Habu.
Don't forget,
just keep on playing.
Each year
Her Majesty receives...
thousands of freebies
from around the globe.
Anything from a stuffed gazelle
to a rare croquet mallet...
presented by
the last Nawab of Pataudi...
could end up in here.
Mr. President...
the Queen's gift room!
Wow.
I can't see the President.
I can't see him either.
Something tells me
he's been checked in...
for a microchip root canal.
You guys check out back,
I'll go upstairs.
Let's go.
Your Royal Highnesses,
my Lords, ladies
and gentlemen...
Lady Josephine Kenworth!
Your Majesty...
esteemed guests...
I'd like to introduce you...
to a very special
international youth orchestra
Ied by
our distinguished conductor...
Sir lsambard Jerkalot.
-Good luck.
-Thank you.
Mr. President?
Hello?
Mr. President?
Where on earth is Cody Banks?
And Emily Sommers?
Yes, where are they?
Derek? Where are you?
Hello?
Mr. President?
Bring it on, baldie.
I am not bald.
Yes, you is!
Wait! Don't be so rash.
We can implant him and set him
on to his little pal Banks.
Better get back to the ballroom.
Dude, I've been looking
all over for you.
Oh, come on, Derek, what--
What are you doing?
And, in the girlie golden
dress, Agent Bowman.
Terminate Cody Banks.
Quit foolin' around.
We have to find the President.
Right hook. Left hook.
Again!
Come on, Derek.
-Spinny kick.
-Spinny kick?
You can't do a spinny kick.
Up you go.
Bear hug!
Double kick. Hit.
Duck, you idiot.
Hit it!
A little old for video games,
aren't we?
And you are too young...
to be snooping around
past your bedtime.
You know what I hate
about dentists?
They always say
something's not gonna hurt...
and it does.
Me, I'm honest.
Now this is gonna hurt.
What's happening?
You're back.
Come on!
They had you under mind control.
You thought you were the Rock.
I guess you're not back.
What's the password?
Mind control.
Yes, I know that already,
thank you very much.
Now tell me the password!
Let's see if you can fly!
No, Derek! Pull me back in!
I'll ask you one last time.
Mind control!
Oh! Mind control.
Destroy Banks!
Please, please.
It's me, Cody.
Hey, little buddy.
Your Majesty,
put your clothes back on!
Now we're even.
Let's go find the President.
What the heck you do that for?
Mind control.
That's your secret password.
I--I needed something
I could remember.
Pathetic little man.
Pathetic?
Sir, wake up!
What? What's going on?
Emily Sommers,
Special Agent, Scotland Yard.
Sir, we stopped them
controlling your mind.
Great. Terrific.
Great job, Agent Sommers.
Banks! Bowman!
I've been looking for you.
We've been looking
for you, too, sir.
What happened here?!
They've taken the President.
Where are my prototypes?
Not there.
Where are they?
I'm not telling you
till you let me go.
Where are my...
prototypes?
Idiot.
It's where everybody
hides their backup disks.
Where are you going?
I'm leaving.
Without me?
Yeah. Without you.
I think l--
Oh, I got it!
Sorry, sir. Welcome back.
You guys make sure
the President's OK.
I'm gonna get Diaz.
What happened?
He hit you.
Bravo. Excellent.
Excellent! Well done, everybody.
It's eight o'clock.
They're getting up to leave.
Play something.
Hey, Berkhamp...
we can't let them start
their G7 meeting.
Improvise.
Hey, what are we doing?
Hey, Berkhamp, go for it, mate.
War! Hunh!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
Say it again now!
War! Hunh!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
Good God now!
Shout it!
Huh! War!
Have you implanted
the President yet?
What the devil's going on?
Go take a hike, Kenworth.
Turn yourself in, Diaz.
That's a good idea.
I've got an even better one--
first I'll kill you,
then I escape...
then I rule the world.
So aggressive.
Wait! Don't!
That instrument is priceless!
Come on, Liz, let's get up.
Leaving so soon, sir?
Move, you idiot.
Very well, sir.
Where are your friends
now, huh, Cody?
Good student like you
should take note.
You trusted. What a mistake!
Your friends are nowhere
when you're about to die!
Go and write that
on your lunch box.
Danke. Danke very much.
And they said I was too old
to be a handler.
I'm fit as a fiddle,
don't you know?
Thank you, Agent Jenkins.
You haven't got a key
to the piggy bank after all...
have you, Mr. Kenworth?
Bog off.
Is that my husband
they're leading away?
Yes, I do believe it is, ma'am.
How absolutely marvelous.
Once again,
excellent work, Banks.
I couldn't have done it
without my partners, sir.
They were all vital
to the operation.
Thank you all.
Well...
so long, Agent Banks.
I hope I have the pleasure...
of working with you
again one day.
Yeah. It was cool.
If you're ever in Seattle,
give me a call.
See you guys later.
See you on das flip side, Cody.
Good-bye, woodwind buddy.
See you, woodwind buddy.
Good-bye, Cody.
Cheerio, Dude.
-Bye.
-Tally-ho, Banks.
Bye, Habu.
Good-bye, Uncle Compton.
-Bowman...
-Sir.
I'm impressed.
All in a day's work.
Tell me, uh...
did you like working with Banks?
Are you kidding?
I love those mini agents, man.
They're so cute.
You can just put 'em
in your pocket.
Bowman, you ever thought
of relocating?
Well, actually,
I thought about it, sir.
The food here in
London's real weird.
You! Stop running!
You! Run faster!
Yes, sir!
Sorreson!
Get here, front and center!
Go up in there and get me
a chocolate surprise.
-Yes, sir.
-Hut, Hut, Hut!
Knees to elbows!
Knees to elbows!
Hey, man, what can I do
to thank you for this?
Oh, you don't have to thank me.
Sir, I will see you
next summer, sir.
Thanks, big man.
All right.
Isn't that your camp counselor?
I was dorm captain.
Oh, dorm--
We're always so proud of you.
Oh, honey,
we missed you so much.
Were you homesick?
Of course. Yeah.
Come on, losers, get into gear.
What's this?
Just a little something
for our little man.
Wow!
This is cool.
It's got tweezers. I know.
Well, your dad and l
finally decided...
that you were old enough.
Thanks, guys. It's great.
No fair!
Why does Cody get a knife?
I want a knife. Mom!
Relax. I'll share it with you.
Really?
Yeah. What's mine is yours.
Wow. Did you hear that?
Cody has to share
everything with me.
No take-backs.
Well, he's a good brother.
I always tell you that, Alex.
Does that mean I can eat...
half this whole pack
of Mentos?
Don't just take
stuff out of my pocket.
You've been in the car
for ten seconds.
Why you always gotta fight?
I'm gonna eat three.
No, Alex.
Don't lick the Mentos.
There is a lot
of candy talk in here.
He dropped it!
Oh, I got it!
Open the window!
What are you doing, Cody?
Don't play with the window.
I don't like that.
Hey, did you see that?