Dark Shadows (2012) Movie Script
Liverpool 1760
It is said that blood is thicker than water
It is what defined us, bind us
curses us
Come on, Barnabas
For some learn the mean the life
over wealth and privilege
for others a life of solitude
Angelique, how many times do
I tell you not to stare at him
Remember your place
When I was but a boy
My father took us to the new world
To expand the Collins family empire
We brought English
industry to the wild maine
and build a fishing business the like
of which America had never seen
One year later
A man should take pride in what he builds
But remember, Barnabas
Family is the only real wealth
As our business grew
The town of Collins Port grew with it
and we decided to put
down permanent roots
We spent the next 15 years
building our beloved home
Collins Wood
But not everyone share
in our family success
love
Let me hear you say I love you,
Angelique and I want you
Angelique, I am sorry my dear, but..
you would be hearing a lie
make the high and mighty
Arrogant creatures down you go
The links to my parents
were no accident
I became obsessed with dark
magic and ancient curses
behold upon the gates of hell
If I saw the characters alone
Blessed upon the satan true name
Myvestvuolas
But even then in my depth of my grief
not all was darkness,
I have found my one true love
promise me we'd be together forever
God is my witness Josette.
I swear it
Of all the servants I could have sperm
all the hearts that I could have broken
I got the one secret
I got the Witch
if he dug another true
love to relent his heart
And I and Magic shall dis-might
his youth so all he loves will
die
Caught in Angelique spells
My beloved Josette
wanders helplessly to those hill
where many of the despondent
soul have leap to their death
Josette
Josette
Josette
Help me
Josette
What have you done?
Angelique had curse me to be a vampire
so that my suffering would never ends
There is the monster
Result that I would
never belong to her
Angelique turn the towns
people against me
And condemned me to suffer
my anguish alone in the dark
for all time
Let me out I say
Release me
GOVERNESS WANTED
Hello, My name is Maggie Yves
Hello, my name is Victoria Winters
Please call me Vicky
So where are you from you, Veronica?
New York, and it's Victoria
and it's Victoria, I love this chick man
- New York's a trip huh?
- I guess
What about you?,
What bring New York
girl up to the states?
An old friend
Take it easy, Veronica
- Hello, I'm Victoria Winters
- Congratulations
I'm here to see
about the governess position
Well I'm been expecting you
Come on
Sorry I didn't pick you up at the
station damn wagon been acting up
Elizabeth most spend
getting the place fix
It's beautiful
Full with dust is all it has
Place was designed for
staff of a hundred
And now the only staff is me
Me and Mrs Johnson
She but as useful as
a bucket without a bottom
Still not every family has a
house like this
or a whole town name of them
- Come again?
- Collins, Collins Port
I forgot that
Who's that?
Barnaby maybe,
Some part of Barn
Must be the important
one from way back
Back they were rich-rich people
Barnabas
His name was Barnabas Collins
and he's the finest man
this family had ever knew
Welcome to collins Wood
you have to imagine us on a better day
The house has some
to save on heating
We don't even go in
the old wing anymore
Sit
There are only 7 of us after all
My daughter, Caroline and I
My brother Roger and his son, David
Willy who you met
Mrs. Johnson and
Dr. Hoffman
Who I suspect is sleeping off on
her legendary hangovers
And where is David's mother?
If you don't mind my asking
Laura was lost at sea
When David was 5
He had a rather difficult
time accepting her passing
I brought the Doctor Hoffman
here to work with him for a month
That was 3 years ago
I have just a few questions
if you don't mind
- That were not on the application
- Of course
How do you feel about
the president?
Never met him
- The war?
- I don't watch Television
Do you think the
sexes should be equal?
Heavens no
Men would become unmanageable
I I we'll get along just fine
Miss Winters
Vicky, please.
Call me Vicky
Caroline
Caroline, this is Miss Winters
- Miss New York?
- I am
What Manhattan like?
I'm going to live there when I'm 16
Caroline has a fantasy
that I going allow this
and mother has a fantasy that I
wouldn't run away if she doesn't
So you're here to babysit the lunny?
What have I told you
about using that word
- I'm here to teach David
- Good luck
Most of the others last only a week
- Miss Winters
- Please, call me Vicky
KEEP OU
Chop chop Jullianne, I'm starving
God help me if it another
Bone Dry Pop Roasta
Who's this?
Miss Winters, this
is my brother, Roger
Roger Miss Winters is to
be David new governess
Please, call me Vicky
- Nice to meet you
- Yeah, yeah
Nice to meet you
You're a liar
I can tell you know just
by a person's face
Yours says
I might look sweet and innocent,
but I hide secrets
Secrets that make my hairs stand up
Leave her be Julia
You're the doctor
Yeah and you're the nanny,
because she's a catch
How do you ever expect
to live with us if
you keep introducing
each other with labels
So Vicky
Caroline, would you please
turn that noise down
David this is Vicky,
she's going to be your new governess
You ruin it, I was going to scare her
Damn it David, what did I told you
about putting holes into the sheet?
Those were Egyptian cotton
I was going to scare her,
Are you scared?
Terrified beyond belief
You don't have to be nice
because he's nuts you know
Caroline
Caroline touches herself
and make noises like a kitten
- David
- He's lying, shit
Caroline, enough. Both of you
If I may, what is the family business?
Seafood. Miss Winters
We have a large cannery in town
We still own a few fishing boats
and David's mother at
the bottom of one of them
Caroline, go to your room
Everybody in this house take
his side and never care what I feel
She didn't die
- She can't
- Enough David
Yes, David really believe
his mother some kind of
of being immortality,
fascinating really
I feel her
She talk to me, all the time
Well
I think ghost are just
people who moved
to a slightly different
dimension than ours
and I think some people have antenna
strong enough to pick them up
There's actually scientific
evidence to support...
Thank you Miss Winters
David you startled me
Getting ready for Halloween?
He's coming
He's coming
We hit something, lets dig it out
- What the hell is this?
- You think its a gas main?
Not suppose to be any out here
You got to be shitting me.
Grab me some bolt cutters
Jesus
Run
I am terribly sorry
You can't even
imagine how thirsty I am
Myvestvuolas
Show yourself, Satan
Mock me not with
your strange luminescent
Curiously strange
What is this?
Some specter approaches
Is it the eyes of the devil himself
to drag me to my judgment?
Approached me, Lucifer
My soul is prepared
Assholes
My beloved collins Wood
What have they done to you?
Not drink whiskey
and I'm not a dog
I will keep on drinking
Hi pumpkin
Fear me not drunker
You shall not be harm as long as
you tell me all that I need to know
That's all you need to know
See me
Look into my eyes
and deliver me your inner most thought
Awaken
Well done
Now tell me the Collin's family
- Do they endure
- They are, four of them
Thanks heaven
- What month is it?
- October
- Thats why there is pumpkin
- What is the year?
Yeah, 1972
Hear me future dweller
you shall be my loyal
servant until such time
as I release you
- So, what first master?
- You must cleanse me
then you will take me to these
living collins whom you speak of
Okay
Have you ever seen such majesty?
How is it a person manage
European allegiance
and American Enterprise
nine of the finest craftsmen
in the world will ever know
and life the closes of
carving glorious masterpiece
And they all contribute
blood sacrifice arts for you
the complexity of this
magnificent chandelier
can only be found in
the palace of nobility
The fireplace
Sculptured entirely of
most exquisite of marbles
from city, Florence, Italy
and joined creating more power
Are you stoned or something?
They try stoning me my
dear, and did not worked
When did they start allowing woman
on the night on this day, servant?
Caroline
- Look
- Ah yes
Uncanny is it not?
Worth every hour I spent posing
Forgive me, my name is Barnabas Collins
I'm David Collins
- Are we?
- Relatived?, distantly you might say
It was a pleasure to make your
acquaintance master David
Children
Get away from that man
He says his name was Barnabas Collins
and I'm pretty sure
he called me a hooker
That will do Caroline
A word, please
If this is some kind of a joke,
considered it played
If its money you're after,
I'm afraid you been misinformed
But who ever you are, you are to
not look at those children again
Am I clear?
Your diversion to family
is admirable madam
and your suspicions
understandable
A stranger arrive, claiming
to be a distance relation
question of motive is to be expected
As a Collins
surely you are aware of the darkness
that have long played in our family
You mean our curse?
Which is ghosts and vampires
Myths
and like so many before you
I suppose you are to get
rid of them for a price of course
I can prove as I am different
Firstly, I do not come seeking
money rather to provide it
Secondly,
I know the of this mansion
as well as my own
Every nook, every corner
Every secret
There's where I keep my things
A disgraceful misuse
Impressive
but there are plenty of
old houses with hidden doors
I hope you have a Thirdly
Indeed, tell me
What do you know
- of Barnabas Collins
- Just legends really
He was confident and strong
Admires by all
but he believe our
family was cursed and
when his parents were
killed, he went mad
went around insisting that witch
had turned him into a vampire
What is known of his death?
Nothing
- Not that I can think of
- Thats madam
is because he never died
I am Barnabas Collins
- That means your
- A vampire, Madam
Yes
and most regrettably so
but more importantly I am a Collins
And I give you a word of honor
rather you or many or
any under this roof need fear
my cursed nature
My father had a quite of flare
of secret passages and rooms
as a boy
I took it upon myself to
discover each one
but this one, this one was
always my favourite
Family is the only real
wealth that worth a lot
though clearly
he did not oppose to other kind
Oh my God
We been sitting on top of
a fortune all these years
know this
I mean to stay
I mean to be a part
of this family again
- On one condition
- Yes
Promise me that this
All of this will remain our secret
So be it
Partners
Welcome home Barnabas Collins
I was awaken by yellow
dragon with iron teeth
confronted by giant little
luminescent of a thousand lanterns
He just stay with us forever is he?
I like him
Yes, I'm sure things are
different in England
So, Barnabas, what sort
of business you in back home?
The Collins family has always
been efficient business
but after two centuries of
considerations, I have decided
to devote my entire eternity to
- family
- He mean it seem like 2 centuries
Good Morning
Who the hell is this?
Dr. Hoffman, this is our
distance relative
Barnabas Collins, the third
Barnabas Collins, the third is
going to stay with us from England
Barnabas
Doctor Julia Hoffman
My God
A woman doctor
What an age this is
Is he for real?
He's just tired from his long trip
I see you have grown desperate enough
to give off the family silverware
How can you tell, these
are the exact replicas
Had this fork being real
silver, my hand would
have burst into flame
upon the slightest touch
Yes, you mentioned, you
have a terrible metal allergies
anyway, the fishing
business had all but gone
the manner is nearly in ruins
Well I have returned and in short order
so shall our fortune
Good luck, Angie had deal
with most of the boats in Maine
- Angie
- Angel Bay
They taken just about
every port in east coast
That is where my work
begins with your blessing
I shall restore the family
business to its former glory
Josette
That's Vicky, she believe
in ghost like me
Hi
I enchanted
surely you don't
let them call you Vicky
A name like Victoria
is so beautiful
I could not bare to part
any single syllable of it
Yeah, well
Money might grow money
on trees where you're from
but it's a little to come by here
Do not concern yourself
with my methods,
I shall like to see the
factory immediately
How soon can the horses be ready?
We don't have horses
We have a Chevrolet
Hi Angelique, have a nice day
- Good morning
- Angie
Good Morning
One of the equipment blew
going to be two hours
before its back online
Make it an hour
stop docking hours in here,
everybody looks like they're
moving at half speed today
To tell you the truth
I think they're just
a little spook about
what happen last night
- What do you mean?
- Didn't you hear?
They found 11 workers dead in
the wood off route 9 this morning
- Well accidents happens
- It wasn't an accident
Some maniac rip their throats out
Where off route 9?
Alright, I heard you
the first 20 times
Keep your damn panties
- on
- I'll do my best
A word with Barnabas Collins please
Oh he's um, who?
I think you know who
black hair, handsome features,
strange clothes,
covered in fresh blood
My, we let this place
go to hell haven't we?
right where it belongs
you must be Caroline
You belonging to quite
affectionate creature
- Angelique
- Elizabeth
You're looking well
And to what do we owe the pleasure?
I'm here on behalf of the Town Council
Welcoming our new
visitor to Collins Port
- He's asleep I'm afraid
- During the day?
- How odd
- What was that infernal banging
- Barnabas, we have a guests
- My apologies Madam
I have just risen
- You mustn't be frightened, Miss..
- Hello Barnabas
My name is Angie Bouchard
So it is
You know what I would
very much like to do with you?
I can only imagine
I would really much like a word
in the drawing room
With your permission Elizabeth
Would you excuse us?
How dared you defy
my manner with obnoxious
Its really you
How dared you place
your wicked lips upon me
I remember this place
being less depressing
And also remember the
tools having a lot of fun
here
and
here
Have you any idea
what you put me through?
You killed all my lover and curse
to be this hideous creature
Barnabas get over it
I lived in a box for 200 years
Don't exaggerate its only a 196
It was an eternity
I should have you trial for
witchcraft and burn to the steak
Poor sweet Barnabas
Thing have changed while
you were taking your nap
My Angel Bay is Collins Port now
So are the one who sent the
Collins family business into the abyss
They love me here
I'm the only big fish left in the pond
Is that so?
only the good people of Collins Port knows
that their beloved Angie
is a whore of Beelzebub
Do you really think anyone
would believe a word you said?
having enough standing member
of this community for 200 years
in one port to another
Your name may have
changed but you remained
a Satan
a devil hooker
The people of Collins Port
admires worshipers now
and to them you just a stranger
whose afraid of the sun
Welcome back to the shadow
Barnabas Collins
I miss you
Angel Bay
the only dusty name summons vomits
I always knew there were something
off about Angie, but a witch?
Indeed
A witch with an
impenetrable hatred of me
Hate? No, if she merely hated you,
she would've killed you
A curse takes devotion
Why must I alone
bear the rotten fruit
on our cursed family tree?
My parents were taken
Only true love
taken
and what did you do?
I attempt to throw myself off a cliff
tragically I did
and then
I became a vampire
Started to kill innocent Towns people
Yes
but you also kept the family afloat
and try to keep the
manner from falling apart
Yes
- Yes, I did didn't I?
- You fought on Barnabas
In your own crazy and
miserable way, you fought on
until they had to drag you
away and lock you in an iron box
- to keep you from fighting
- My god, you're right
You fought on because
it's in you blood,
In our blood Madam
and now you had
the chance to fight again
and fight I shall
What sorcery this?
Reveal yourself tiny songstist
if you want fishermen
you got to get Silas Client first
he knew every captain from
Bar Harbor to Boston
They call him the godfather
of the Grand Banks
Captain Clarena
Captain Clarena I like you
to meet Barnabas Collins
Collins?
and why does Collins
want to talk to me?
- To offer you a contract
- I have a contract
with Angel Bay
and if I told you I could
offer you a better one
Then Mr Collins I would tell you
to take a long walk of a short tear
There are such a thing as
loyalty in our line of work
I see
Mr Clarena
You have grown rather
weary working for Angel Bay
In fact you would rather
sell your soul to Satan
then sell more fish for
Angel Bouchard, do you understand?
- I understand
- Very Good
Now
Would you be so kind as to introduce
me to some of your fellow captains
Barnabas, why are you
staring into Caroline's room?
What is that thing?
- Its a Lamp
- Look like blood
I think its time I show
you my office, Barnabas
You know what a psychiatrist is?
Regrettably the word is foreign to me
may I assume it's some
species of American delicacy
Its a medical doctor that
specializes in the mind
I'm a psychiatrist
now
- Where were you born?
- Liverpool
- Can you describe it to me?
- It's filthy
The street reeks smells of dirt
smell of urine permits the air
Have you any experience
with hypnosis Barnabas?
- I find it very useful, yes?
- Yes, I agree
You see
sometimes we make up a fantasy world
to help us erase horrible
memories of our pass
I found Hypnotism
cuts through all that
I found it for other purposes
May I hypnotize you, Barnabas?
Madam
I do not believe
thats remotely possible
Good
now
I like you to tell me a few things
- A vampire?
- Keep your voice down
What on earth are you talking about?
Oh spare me, I had him
under hypnosis for hours
Barnabas?
There is a point where all illusions
fails but he's been bodge
He told me everything
Including the fact that you known
his secret since he arrived
Why the hell didn't
you say anything?
I was protecting the children
By hiding a vampire in
one of the guest bedroom?
Do you know he admitted killing the
men at a construction site,
he's a murderer
He's a Collins and a good man and
these days, that's a
desperately rare combination
Oh yes, I almost forgot,
the family that can do no wrong
You know Julia I'm surprised at you
I think a physician like you
would find him fascinating
Well sure, medically, psychologically
physically he's fascinating
Which is exactly why I came to
you instead of the police
If fascinated Julia
if you have an atom love
and respect for this family
keep your mouth shut
I'm don't feel comfortable
discussing this with you
Do not fear my child
I simply seeking advice
only according the
woman of this time
and whom better choose
than a woman of your age
What is your age, if I may?
- Fifteen
- 15 and no husband?
You must put those bosom
hips to use at once
unless your womanhood
will swollen up and die
you're weird
What do you think me too
weird of a woman of this blunt
You obviously mean Vicky
She has the most fertile
bosom hips I ever laid eyes upon
- You're way too weird
- Do you really think so?
You're stiff, proper, old fashion
and Victoria?
Is she not proper?
She like to pretend
she's rock and roll,
she's a carpenters
fan chick for sure
Are you mean saying she's
has a thing for wood workers?
The Carpenters are musician stupid
Ah music
I am rather the fond of
the music of the day
I am a picker I'm a beginner
I'm a lover
and I am a sinner
I play my music in the sun
Only a Shakespeare as I could
Okay
If you want to get with her, you
have to change your approach
Drop the whole weird sweet London thing
hangout with a few normal people
Do you know what good
about this war man?
to win?
No, listen up, what
good about this war
Is that its so bad its
going to be the last war
- Yeah
- Yeah
and this last war
When?
Peace will made out
Peace wins every war
- Every war
-Yeah
You speak of peace
I have spent the last two
centuries locked in a box
staring in the all consuming void
the dark shadows of ones hopes
Thats hate man
- Wow, locked for 2 centuries?
- Indeed
But with great purpose let me thinks
for I believe that I have
found my one true love
Alas I know not how
to win her tender affection
but I fear that I have
no willing in her eyes
- That what they say about us
- Yeah
Where I'm from
the love of a woman is won
by giving money to her father
or sheep
and if love is true enough
perhaps the combination of the two
women don't care about money
or sheep
Are you absolutely certain?
Love, chicks dig love, man
- Yeah
- Yeah
Yes
I remind of the line Eric Siegel
wonderful novel, The Love Story
Love means never having to say
you are sorry
however please know
that is with sincere regret
that I must now kill all of you
Yeah
No, its brilliant, theoretically anyway
series of transfusion to
try and purify your blood
and my soul exists
I shall warn you Barnabas,
there's a slight chance it wont work
This is exactly the kind of thing
they teach you in medical school
You must have faith doctor
When as a man can become a monster
any monster can become a man
Why do you want to
become a man, Barnabas?
Why do you chose to give
up the gift of eternal youth?
and look at me, every year I look
half as pretty and twice as strong
That is true, Madam, you must have
started as the most beautiful creature
lived on the surface of the Earth
Barnabas
Are you aware of the concept of
doctor and patient confidentiality?
No
Perhaps you would be kind
enough to enlighten me
Alright
Barnabas
Ah Victoria
Mind if I tag along?
nothing would make me happier
Do you come for the stream?
Actually I came down
looking for David
God knows where run off to now
We will be lucky if we see
him before Christmas
He's a fine lad
He but curious and annoying as I was
he idolizes you
Between you and his mother,
I can't get him to talk
about anything else
Do you believe him, that he
see her and speak to her?
Part of me believes that he's
a lonely boy looking for comfort
part of me believes in things in
this world we don't understand
Things like magic and death, destiny
I guess a long it makes him happy,
it doesn't matter what anyone believe
Elegantly put
Maybe we're getting too
work up about this Angie
I mean they spook up the canary
and renovated the house,
so what?
We still hold things on 95% of it
- grinding the Grand Banks
- He's right
This doesn't mean anything
to our bottom line
doesn't mean anything?
Doesn't mean anything?
My great great grandmother
started Angel Bay to show those
Collins, they didn't own water
they couldn't look down
their entitle nose at us
Bouchard woman enslaved
for over 2 centuries
Sacrificing their lives
to build this business
So that means something gentlemen
and I'll be damned if I let this company
destroyed by those Collins
call an arranged meeting
Sell to you? Never
One cannot put a price on the
restoration of the family honor
let me try
Check for Barnabas Collins
ONE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED
& FIFTY THOUSAND
I had no idea that my business
acumen giving you such spasm
hypnotizing fishermen isn't
business acumen Barnabas
- Those are my terms
- This are my term
go is thou to hell and swiftly
please Satan hedonist suckle
of your disease tits
Oh, no one talks like
you anymore Barnabas
Yes, indeed
I must say that this age does
still remain a mystery to me
Give me one good reason why
shouldn't kill you this instant
- If I'll kill you if you try
- Impossible
That would requires mercy
- instead had made me a monster
- We're both monsters, Barnabas
Just two big fish
in a itty bitty pond
Now, we can either fight
until one of us is dead
or
we can mate
Little fish together
I'll be honest I was really angry
at you for a century or so
sure it was hmm watching
your family squirm
and burn away like ants
under magnifying glass
and yes it was fun being adored
as the Collins name hurdle
going wealthy on act of their despair
but lately
Lately it just been
Lonely
We're different from
this people Barnabas
We're better than they are
That's why
I miss you
You're the only ant I could not burn
- What is it you want Angelique?
- Your love
You do still love me don't you?
Somewhere deep down
in that cold beating heart
my dear even aphrodite herself
cannot consult a more odious union
- What if I mate you?
- With what? A spell?
Little dolls and pins that is not love
With this
The body you once begged me for
I must admit, they have not aged a day
I'm willing to start over Barnabas
I'm willing to call a
truce if just take me
- I am not as I once was
- I could change that
- and if I refuse?
- I take it with whom you loved
Starting with that little creature
that you been eyeing so fondly
The one that looks like Jossete
Well then
I suppose, strictly unopposed now
I must now
Defiant the most
enduring the women of Satan
That was regrettable turn of events
- You didn't seem to regret it
- Yes
Seems that even in death,
I have the weakness for a living flesh
especially yours
What a cold way to describe
something so interesting
perhaps
but I cannot succumb
to your charm ever again
Please, forgive me
if I can't have you my love,
I'll destroy you
Five more minutes
this is a very silly play
Yeah well its the only
station we got around here
How are we doing?
I do not feel as I becoming
more human yet
- Give it some time
- Time
I have unfortunate access of
My favourite thing about
Lucy is her crazy red hair
I mean look at her red hair
and my second favourite
thing about her
is her nice shiny pink bow
No, please
Please, I beg of you
Mommy, please
Mummy, daddy, help me
Please
help me
help me
help you what?
- A what?
- A ball and a splendid one
- A ball? For who?
- The entire town of course
Don't you know that the
entire town kinda hate us?
Ball are the illustration of power
Balls how ruling class
remains ruling class
Exactly what I've been saying,
this family could use some Balls
Indeed and the Collins
family have always
held the biggest and the
most wonderful Balls
Barnabus has a point
its about time we open
some door around
Show the peasant that
we're back in action
People don't throw
balls anymore stupid
They do not?
They throw happening
and how do they throw this happening?
Well first thing first,
you'll need a mirrored ball
- Whatever that is, we should have it
- The rivers has lots of mirrors
Caroline
We shall have lot of it
and
Alice Cooper
I seem to recall Alice
Cooper from my youth
- Has she reside in Collins Port?
- Not exactly
Well she should be
our guest nonetheless
Hello
Thank you for having us
Good evening, welcome to Collins Wood
I got to handed to you,
this is a happening
the only thing missing is Alice Cooper
Perhaps you should go
in and make acquittance
of yourself with the
evening entertainment
Ugliest woman I've ever seen
Mater David where is the
female coat attendant?
My dad talking to her inside
told me to keep my fucking out
I'm sure he did David.
You've done a marvelous job
I would like to watch Alice Cooper
with the others
- My father said..
- Go and watch
The Cooper woman
You're right about the stuff
nothing but best for you pussy cat
Who is the kid?
I have no idea, I never saw him before
Now
Come here
Mummy, where's daddy?
He's been gone for so long
Will he ever coming home?
Whatever are you doing
outside, my dear?
- You'll catch a death of cold
- I like him Barnabas
He lied
I have withheld my tender affection
of fear for pity you ran hearing it
and I am not spoken my
feeling to another soul
You always spoke as if you
were my birthday gift
Yes
I don't know why but for
some reason I feel like I can
tell you anything
and its like I known you forever
- Yes
- and if I was
hypnotic
Yes but wait no
I have use no such trickery to
summon your heart I assure you
I do not know why it is, I just know
that always something pulling me here
Pulling me to Collins Port
To you
Oh my dear Victoria
Have I offended thy?
No, sorry its just
People I love having
always love me back
My own family sent me away
trap me under a rock
because it was easier
than having a daughter
who is different
Who was cursed
Cursed because I saw things
other little children didn't
Its the most loneliest, the most
painful years a child could know
Now hold still Maggy, this
would only hurt for a minute
as hard as I were, I never lost my will
I need to feel the sun on my face again
I want to get out of here
I got to get out of here
So I get out in search
of a new home
a new life far away from that pain
I got to get out of here
Even in my wildest dream, I never
thought I feel as happy as I feel now
to betray ones only kin
where she possess a gift
No, Victoria it is unforgivable
your parents should deserve
to boil in hell everlasting suffers
Hey you are not invited
for the rest of my life I
wanted a place where I belong
a place where I feel at home again
feel loved again
and I found this place
here at collins Wood
and here
We must intensify our efforts
I want resume the need
to be human again
- I can explain it
- My God
You're not using your blood
to make me human
You're using my blood to
make yourself immortal
Barnabas, you have a gift
it isn't fair to keep all to yourself
sacred Collins family took you
in the bestow trust upon you
- You em-bracingly betray their trust
- I'm sorry
I just don't what to grow old
I want to be beautiful again
I want to life forever, like you
I'm afraid that is
out of the question
A man contains some 5 quarter of blood
which of course I can
consume in mere 7.5 seconds
But you, my dear
I will drink it less than five seconds
Please don't kill me. You're a good
man, you're a gentlemen
- Please, please
- Madam
I'm neither good nor gentle
I do not forgive
I should tell you Willy
if you ever speak a
word of this to anyone
I should have kill you
in an unpleasant manner
Do not worry Mr. B
I never liked the bitch anyway
Come on, I know you're here
Beautiful workmanship isn't it?
I'm just looking for the
this?
There nothing worth
stealing I'm afraid
Sadly, Elizabeth use it for
badminton equipment
That what I was looking for
What are you?
I was about to do something
repellent that sickens
me to my very core
I going to give you a choice
- What choice?
- Either you remain in collins Wood
and devote all your every waking
moment to be become
an exemplary father
A father David so desperately
wants and deserve
- or?
- or you leave
with sufficient to live your life
peeving selfish lives else where
Where on earth is Dr. Hoffman
when we needed her
Indeed
Barnabas, you're on fire
I demand that you release
me from my curse
You're late
- What is that?
- The only thing you drink these days
Where does it come from?
No one you know I promise
I knew it wouldn't be long
before you barge in begging
me to making you mortal again
Now that Doctor
Hoffman isn't around
anymore to give you a
your little transfusion
Yes
Yes, it was ashamed
she was caught away in so suddenly
Interesting
I do not any people who had business
meeting at the bottom of the ocean
It was a liar
She was stealing my blood
Aren't we being hypocrites?
Lying and stealing blood are
things you rather familiar with
Yes
I Killed Dr Hoffman and the work men
and some very nice and
shaping young people
but know this
with each life I take
a piece of my soul dies
I kill only because I'm compelled to
compelled by your
witchcraft, by your curse
Why have you done this to me?
Its ashamed
You know you been
smart enough to love me
I would have let it go
Speak plainly snake
I sent you little girlfriend
off the cliff once before
What makes you think
I wont do it again?
I'm gonna offer you a
business proposal Barnabas
my final offer
Either you rule this pond
of mine side by side
partners and lovers
or
I put you back in a box
I already prepared my counter proposal
It read thusly
You may strategically place your
wonderful pond upon my ass
and kiss it repeatedly
Sleeping flame I summon thy
to your form return
Make the night as bright as day
and burn baby, burn
Come to realize that shutting
you in a box for all eternity is hard
So here's the deal
I'm going to destroy
everything you love
and you're going to take
some more time to think about us
see you in a couple of
centuries, lover boy
Do not dismay, Barnabas
We can again escape this nightmare
perhaps a few decades or so
Hello? I hear you
Oh sweet glory be, who
ever you are fear not
I will not harm you
How many year is it?
How many centuries have I?
How long have it been?
Its been twenty minutes
Yes Master David, how on earth
did you know I was imprison?
My mother told me,
you probably think I'm crazy
Young man, I think nothing of the sort
Uncle Barnabas
Why do you ladies
underwear on your face?
Never mind of the matter,
where is you family? Where is Victoria
I hadn't seen Vicky,
but everybody else is in the town
- watching our canary burn
- We must save them , help me
Master David
Perhaps you should unchain me first
Hank we need another
brigade out in the corner
as quick as you can get
this people out of here
Alright everybody, stand
behind the line please
Oh boy Elizabeth going to be furious
- Sheriff, we need to talk
- I aint got time to chit chat
- The damn town burning
- You don't have time for proof
that Collins family is
harboring a murderer?
Yes, I killed, Dr Hoffman
and the workmen
and those really pleasant young people
I'll be damn
To think the whole town name after
I be willing to bet that Barnabas
has already skipped town
And I be willing
to bet you'll find
the corpses of more of his
innocent victims in there
The Collins family has rebuild
their business with murder
Well I say not in my town
there one of them now
He probably the one who started
the fire to cover his boss's track
Time to go
Willie, what on earth happened?
Fire, the murder
angry mob, run
David, go inside
Liz
I'm sorry, we going to
have to take you in
all of you
Bill
The Collins family built this town
We built it with our boats and our net
The sacrifices of our blood
and this is how you repay us
You been harboring a murderer
arrest them
I shall go willingly
whatever punishment awaits
provided
- no harm falls my family
- Hold it right there
Provided
Miss Bouchard goes with me
because she is no less
a monster than I
Perhaps it best if
We're both destroyed
Mr Collins, back off, I'm warning you
Go on, slaughter me,
show them what you are
No
I shall show them what we are
What did that man done to Angie?
It is not him, it her, she's the witch
Excuse me
You got to get through me first lady
Alright go back to your homes now
There's nothing to see here
You should've loved me, Barnabas
none of this would've happen
if you just you loved me
I should have destroy you,
It wont be nothing but misery
- I gave you my heart
- You have no heart
You're the cursed, woman
are done living by you
Josette, Dr Hoffman
and you beloved Vicky
I command you to release
her from your curse
Command?, you're making me sick
Missed me
You hideous serpent
go to the gates of hell
Get out of my room
Angelique
Get out of my house
your house?
Enough trickery
- I worshiped you
- Praised me
- Adore you
- Despise me
Alright
if Collins blood builds
this house then
let us bathe it
let us alone
Caroline
Caroline, my God
I'm a werewolf okay, lets
not make a big deal out of it
Woof
What have you done to my daughter?
Well, Liz
Your perfect Collins family
fantasy lack of substance
so I sent the werewolf to bit
Caroline in the cradle
Just like I make David
no better than a bastard
When I sent his mummy
to the ocean floor
to have tea with the tuna
and as for you my love
I killed your mother and father
I cursed your family, Barnabas
they kept us apart
They never understood we're
the same, we were meant to be
Leave him alone
I think I'll kill you first, Orphan
David get out
- Your quarrel is with me
- My quarrel is with all of you
I'm warning you, this
is your last chance
and let us go
And what will you do
if I don't you bastard
Not me, but my mom
Go
David, come on
Willie, come on
so this is how it ends?
So quiet
as if you were asleep
You know there was a time
that I might have loved you
We could have spent eternity together
we still can
You never wanted my love
- You wanted to posses me
- No
I love you, Barnabas
You cannot love, Angelique
That is your curse
Take it
Victoria, Victoria
She set for that hill
What do we do now?
What we will always done
and do
I thought I lost you
You have lost me
I live in the light Barnabas,
you live in the shadow
I'll grow old and die,
you'll live forever
We will find a way, my love
- There's only one way
- No
I will not see you
suffer as I do, never
No
Victoria, my sweet Victoria
Victoria
Josette
It is said that blood
is thicker than water
It is what defined us, binds us
curses us
My name is Barnabas Collins
and my curse have finally been broken
It is said that blood is thicker than water
It is what defined us, bind us
curses us
Come on, Barnabas
For some learn the mean the life
over wealth and privilege
for others a life of solitude
Angelique, how many times do
I tell you not to stare at him
Remember your place
When I was but a boy
My father took us to the new world
To expand the Collins family empire
We brought English
industry to the wild maine
and build a fishing business the like
of which America had never seen
One year later
A man should take pride in what he builds
But remember, Barnabas
Family is the only real wealth
As our business grew
The town of Collins Port grew with it
and we decided to put
down permanent roots
We spent the next 15 years
building our beloved home
Collins Wood
But not everyone share
in our family success
love
Let me hear you say I love you,
Angelique and I want you
Angelique, I am sorry my dear, but..
you would be hearing a lie
make the high and mighty
Arrogant creatures down you go
The links to my parents
were no accident
I became obsessed with dark
magic and ancient curses
behold upon the gates of hell
If I saw the characters alone
Blessed upon the satan true name
Myvestvuolas
But even then in my depth of my grief
not all was darkness,
I have found my one true love
promise me we'd be together forever
God is my witness Josette.
I swear it
Of all the servants I could have sperm
all the hearts that I could have broken
I got the one secret
I got the Witch
if he dug another true
love to relent his heart
And I and Magic shall dis-might
his youth so all he loves will
die
Caught in Angelique spells
My beloved Josette
wanders helplessly to those hill
where many of the despondent
soul have leap to their death
Josette
Josette
Josette
Help me
Josette
What have you done?
Angelique had curse me to be a vampire
so that my suffering would never ends
There is the monster
Result that I would
never belong to her
Angelique turn the towns
people against me
And condemned me to suffer
my anguish alone in the dark
for all time
Let me out I say
Release me
GOVERNESS WANTED
Hello, My name is Maggie Yves
Hello, my name is Victoria Winters
Please call me Vicky
So where are you from you, Veronica?
New York, and it's Victoria
and it's Victoria, I love this chick man
- New York's a trip huh?
- I guess
What about you?,
What bring New York
girl up to the states?
An old friend
Take it easy, Veronica
- Hello, I'm Victoria Winters
- Congratulations
I'm here to see
about the governess position
Well I'm been expecting you
Come on
Sorry I didn't pick you up at the
station damn wagon been acting up
Elizabeth most spend
getting the place fix
It's beautiful
Full with dust is all it has
Place was designed for
staff of a hundred
And now the only staff is me
Me and Mrs Johnson
She but as useful as
a bucket without a bottom
Still not every family has a
house like this
or a whole town name of them
- Come again?
- Collins, Collins Port
I forgot that
Who's that?
Barnaby maybe,
Some part of Barn
Must be the important
one from way back
Back they were rich-rich people
Barnabas
His name was Barnabas Collins
and he's the finest man
this family had ever knew
Welcome to collins Wood
you have to imagine us on a better day
The house has some
to save on heating
We don't even go in
the old wing anymore
Sit
There are only 7 of us after all
My daughter, Caroline and I
My brother Roger and his son, David
Willy who you met
Mrs. Johnson and
Dr. Hoffman
Who I suspect is sleeping off on
her legendary hangovers
And where is David's mother?
If you don't mind my asking
Laura was lost at sea
When David was 5
He had a rather difficult
time accepting her passing
I brought the Doctor Hoffman
here to work with him for a month
That was 3 years ago
I have just a few questions
if you don't mind
- That were not on the application
- Of course
How do you feel about
the president?
Never met him
- The war?
- I don't watch Television
Do you think the
sexes should be equal?
Heavens no
Men would become unmanageable
I I we'll get along just fine
Miss Winters
Vicky, please.
Call me Vicky
Caroline
Caroline, this is Miss Winters
- Miss New York?
- I am
What Manhattan like?
I'm going to live there when I'm 16
Caroline has a fantasy
that I going allow this
and mother has a fantasy that I
wouldn't run away if she doesn't
So you're here to babysit the lunny?
What have I told you
about using that word
- I'm here to teach David
- Good luck
Most of the others last only a week
- Miss Winters
- Please, call me Vicky
KEEP OU
Chop chop Jullianne, I'm starving
God help me if it another
Bone Dry Pop Roasta
Who's this?
Miss Winters, this
is my brother, Roger
Roger Miss Winters is to
be David new governess
Please, call me Vicky
- Nice to meet you
- Yeah, yeah
Nice to meet you
You're a liar
I can tell you know just
by a person's face
Yours says
I might look sweet and innocent,
but I hide secrets
Secrets that make my hairs stand up
Leave her be Julia
You're the doctor
Yeah and you're the nanny,
because she's a catch
How do you ever expect
to live with us if
you keep introducing
each other with labels
So Vicky
Caroline, would you please
turn that noise down
David this is Vicky,
she's going to be your new governess
You ruin it, I was going to scare her
Damn it David, what did I told you
about putting holes into the sheet?
Those were Egyptian cotton
I was going to scare her,
Are you scared?
Terrified beyond belief
You don't have to be nice
because he's nuts you know
Caroline
Caroline touches herself
and make noises like a kitten
- David
- He's lying, shit
Caroline, enough. Both of you
If I may, what is the family business?
Seafood. Miss Winters
We have a large cannery in town
We still own a few fishing boats
and David's mother at
the bottom of one of them
Caroline, go to your room
Everybody in this house take
his side and never care what I feel
She didn't die
- She can't
- Enough David
Yes, David really believe
his mother some kind of
of being immortality,
fascinating really
I feel her
She talk to me, all the time
Well
I think ghost are just
people who moved
to a slightly different
dimension than ours
and I think some people have antenna
strong enough to pick them up
There's actually scientific
evidence to support...
Thank you Miss Winters
David you startled me
Getting ready for Halloween?
He's coming
He's coming
We hit something, lets dig it out
- What the hell is this?
- You think its a gas main?
Not suppose to be any out here
You got to be shitting me.
Grab me some bolt cutters
Jesus
Run
I am terribly sorry
You can't even
imagine how thirsty I am
Myvestvuolas
Show yourself, Satan
Mock me not with
your strange luminescent
Curiously strange
What is this?
Some specter approaches
Is it the eyes of the devil himself
to drag me to my judgment?
Approached me, Lucifer
My soul is prepared
Assholes
My beloved collins Wood
What have they done to you?
Not drink whiskey
and I'm not a dog
I will keep on drinking
Hi pumpkin
Fear me not drunker
You shall not be harm as long as
you tell me all that I need to know
That's all you need to know
See me
Look into my eyes
and deliver me your inner most thought
Awaken
Well done
Now tell me the Collin's family
- Do they endure
- They are, four of them
Thanks heaven
- What month is it?
- October
- Thats why there is pumpkin
- What is the year?
Yeah, 1972
Hear me future dweller
you shall be my loyal
servant until such time
as I release you
- So, what first master?
- You must cleanse me
then you will take me to these
living collins whom you speak of
Okay
Have you ever seen such majesty?
How is it a person manage
European allegiance
and American Enterprise
nine of the finest craftsmen
in the world will ever know
and life the closes of
carving glorious masterpiece
And they all contribute
blood sacrifice arts for you
the complexity of this
magnificent chandelier
can only be found in
the palace of nobility
The fireplace
Sculptured entirely of
most exquisite of marbles
from city, Florence, Italy
and joined creating more power
Are you stoned or something?
They try stoning me my
dear, and did not worked
When did they start allowing woman
on the night on this day, servant?
Caroline
- Look
- Ah yes
Uncanny is it not?
Worth every hour I spent posing
Forgive me, my name is Barnabas Collins
I'm David Collins
- Are we?
- Relatived?, distantly you might say
It was a pleasure to make your
acquaintance master David
Children
Get away from that man
He says his name was Barnabas Collins
and I'm pretty sure
he called me a hooker
That will do Caroline
A word, please
If this is some kind of a joke,
considered it played
If its money you're after,
I'm afraid you been misinformed
But who ever you are, you are to
not look at those children again
Am I clear?
Your diversion to family
is admirable madam
and your suspicions
understandable
A stranger arrive, claiming
to be a distance relation
question of motive is to be expected
As a Collins
surely you are aware of the darkness
that have long played in our family
You mean our curse?
Which is ghosts and vampires
Myths
and like so many before you
I suppose you are to get
rid of them for a price of course
I can prove as I am different
Firstly, I do not come seeking
money rather to provide it
Secondly,
I know the of this mansion
as well as my own
Every nook, every corner
Every secret
There's where I keep my things
A disgraceful misuse
Impressive
but there are plenty of
old houses with hidden doors
I hope you have a Thirdly
Indeed, tell me
What do you know
- of Barnabas Collins
- Just legends really
He was confident and strong
Admires by all
but he believe our
family was cursed and
when his parents were
killed, he went mad
went around insisting that witch
had turned him into a vampire
What is known of his death?
Nothing
- Not that I can think of
- Thats madam
is because he never died
I am Barnabas Collins
- That means your
- A vampire, Madam
Yes
and most regrettably so
but more importantly I am a Collins
And I give you a word of honor
rather you or many or
any under this roof need fear
my cursed nature
My father had a quite of flare
of secret passages and rooms
as a boy
I took it upon myself to
discover each one
but this one, this one was
always my favourite
Family is the only real
wealth that worth a lot
though clearly
he did not oppose to other kind
Oh my God
We been sitting on top of
a fortune all these years
know this
I mean to stay
I mean to be a part
of this family again
- On one condition
- Yes
Promise me that this
All of this will remain our secret
So be it
Partners
Welcome home Barnabas Collins
I was awaken by yellow
dragon with iron teeth
confronted by giant little
luminescent of a thousand lanterns
He just stay with us forever is he?
I like him
Yes, I'm sure things are
different in England
So, Barnabas, what sort
of business you in back home?
The Collins family has always
been efficient business
but after two centuries of
considerations, I have decided
to devote my entire eternity to
- family
- He mean it seem like 2 centuries
Good Morning
Who the hell is this?
Dr. Hoffman, this is our
distance relative
Barnabas Collins, the third
Barnabas Collins, the third is
going to stay with us from England
Barnabas
Doctor Julia Hoffman
My God
A woman doctor
What an age this is
Is he for real?
He's just tired from his long trip
I see you have grown desperate enough
to give off the family silverware
How can you tell, these
are the exact replicas
Had this fork being real
silver, my hand would
have burst into flame
upon the slightest touch
Yes, you mentioned, you
have a terrible metal allergies
anyway, the fishing
business had all but gone
the manner is nearly in ruins
Well I have returned and in short order
so shall our fortune
Good luck, Angie had deal
with most of the boats in Maine
- Angie
- Angel Bay
They taken just about
every port in east coast
That is where my work
begins with your blessing
I shall restore the family
business to its former glory
Josette
That's Vicky, she believe
in ghost like me
Hi
I enchanted
surely you don't
let them call you Vicky
A name like Victoria
is so beautiful
I could not bare to part
any single syllable of it
Yeah, well
Money might grow money
on trees where you're from
but it's a little to come by here
Do not concern yourself
with my methods,
I shall like to see the
factory immediately
How soon can the horses be ready?
We don't have horses
We have a Chevrolet
Hi Angelique, have a nice day
- Good morning
- Angie
Good Morning
One of the equipment blew
going to be two hours
before its back online
Make it an hour
stop docking hours in here,
everybody looks like they're
moving at half speed today
To tell you the truth
I think they're just
a little spook about
what happen last night
- What do you mean?
- Didn't you hear?
They found 11 workers dead in
the wood off route 9 this morning
- Well accidents happens
- It wasn't an accident
Some maniac rip their throats out
Where off route 9?
Alright, I heard you
the first 20 times
Keep your damn panties
- on
- I'll do my best
A word with Barnabas Collins please
Oh he's um, who?
I think you know who
black hair, handsome features,
strange clothes,
covered in fresh blood
My, we let this place
go to hell haven't we?
right where it belongs
you must be Caroline
You belonging to quite
affectionate creature
- Angelique
- Elizabeth
You're looking well
And to what do we owe the pleasure?
I'm here on behalf of the Town Council
Welcoming our new
visitor to Collins Port
- He's asleep I'm afraid
- During the day?
- How odd
- What was that infernal banging
- Barnabas, we have a guests
- My apologies Madam
I have just risen
- You mustn't be frightened, Miss..
- Hello Barnabas
My name is Angie Bouchard
So it is
You know what I would
very much like to do with you?
I can only imagine
I would really much like a word
in the drawing room
With your permission Elizabeth
Would you excuse us?
How dared you defy
my manner with obnoxious
Its really you
How dared you place
your wicked lips upon me
I remember this place
being less depressing
And also remember the
tools having a lot of fun
here
and
here
Have you any idea
what you put me through?
You killed all my lover and curse
to be this hideous creature
Barnabas get over it
I lived in a box for 200 years
Don't exaggerate its only a 196
It was an eternity
I should have you trial for
witchcraft and burn to the steak
Poor sweet Barnabas
Thing have changed while
you were taking your nap
My Angel Bay is Collins Port now
So are the one who sent the
Collins family business into the abyss
They love me here
I'm the only big fish left in the pond
Is that so?
only the good people of Collins Port knows
that their beloved Angie
is a whore of Beelzebub
Do you really think anyone
would believe a word you said?
having enough standing member
of this community for 200 years
in one port to another
Your name may have
changed but you remained
a Satan
a devil hooker
The people of Collins Port
admires worshipers now
and to them you just a stranger
whose afraid of the sun
Welcome back to the shadow
Barnabas Collins
I miss you
Angel Bay
the only dusty name summons vomits
I always knew there were something
off about Angie, but a witch?
Indeed
A witch with an
impenetrable hatred of me
Hate? No, if she merely hated you,
she would've killed you
A curse takes devotion
Why must I alone
bear the rotten fruit
on our cursed family tree?
My parents were taken
Only true love
taken
and what did you do?
I attempt to throw myself off a cliff
tragically I did
and then
I became a vampire
Started to kill innocent Towns people
Yes
but you also kept the family afloat
and try to keep the
manner from falling apart
Yes
- Yes, I did didn't I?
- You fought on Barnabas
In your own crazy and
miserable way, you fought on
until they had to drag you
away and lock you in an iron box
- to keep you from fighting
- My god, you're right
You fought on because
it's in you blood,
In our blood Madam
and now you had
the chance to fight again
and fight I shall
What sorcery this?
Reveal yourself tiny songstist
if you want fishermen
you got to get Silas Client first
he knew every captain from
Bar Harbor to Boston
They call him the godfather
of the Grand Banks
Captain Clarena
Captain Clarena I like you
to meet Barnabas Collins
Collins?
and why does Collins
want to talk to me?
- To offer you a contract
- I have a contract
with Angel Bay
and if I told you I could
offer you a better one
Then Mr Collins I would tell you
to take a long walk of a short tear
There are such a thing as
loyalty in our line of work
I see
Mr Clarena
You have grown rather
weary working for Angel Bay
In fact you would rather
sell your soul to Satan
then sell more fish for
Angel Bouchard, do you understand?
- I understand
- Very Good
Now
Would you be so kind as to introduce
me to some of your fellow captains
Barnabas, why are you
staring into Caroline's room?
What is that thing?
- Its a Lamp
- Look like blood
I think its time I show
you my office, Barnabas
You know what a psychiatrist is?
Regrettably the word is foreign to me
may I assume it's some
species of American delicacy
Its a medical doctor that
specializes in the mind
I'm a psychiatrist
now
- Where were you born?
- Liverpool
- Can you describe it to me?
- It's filthy
The street reeks smells of dirt
smell of urine permits the air
Have you any experience
with hypnosis Barnabas?
- I find it very useful, yes?
- Yes, I agree
You see
sometimes we make up a fantasy world
to help us erase horrible
memories of our pass
I found Hypnotism
cuts through all that
I found it for other purposes
May I hypnotize you, Barnabas?
Madam
I do not believe
thats remotely possible
Good
now
I like you to tell me a few things
- A vampire?
- Keep your voice down
What on earth are you talking about?
Oh spare me, I had him
under hypnosis for hours
Barnabas?
There is a point where all illusions
fails but he's been bodge
He told me everything
Including the fact that you known
his secret since he arrived
Why the hell didn't
you say anything?
I was protecting the children
By hiding a vampire in
one of the guest bedroom?
Do you know he admitted killing the
men at a construction site,
he's a murderer
He's a Collins and a good man and
these days, that's a
desperately rare combination
Oh yes, I almost forgot,
the family that can do no wrong
You know Julia I'm surprised at you
I think a physician like you
would find him fascinating
Well sure, medically, psychologically
physically he's fascinating
Which is exactly why I came to
you instead of the police
If fascinated Julia
if you have an atom love
and respect for this family
keep your mouth shut
I'm don't feel comfortable
discussing this with you
Do not fear my child
I simply seeking advice
only according the
woman of this time
and whom better choose
than a woman of your age
What is your age, if I may?
- Fifteen
- 15 and no husband?
You must put those bosom
hips to use at once
unless your womanhood
will swollen up and die
you're weird
What do you think me too
weird of a woman of this blunt
You obviously mean Vicky
She has the most fertile
bosom hips I ever laid eyes upon
- You're way too weird
- Do you really think so?
You're stiff, proper, old fashion
and Victoria?
Is she not proper?
She like to pretend
she's rock and roll,
she's a carpenters
fan chick for sure
Are you mean saying she's
has a thing for wood workers?
The Carpenters are musician stupid
Ah music
I am rather the fond of
the music of the day
I am a picker I'm a beginner
I'm a lover
and I am a sinner
I play my music in the sun
Only a Shakespeare as I could
Okay
If you want to get with her, you
have to change your approach
Drop the whole weird sweet London thing
hangout with a few normal people
Do you know what good
about this war man?
to win?
No, listen up, what
good about this war
Is that its so bad its
going to be the last war
- Yeah
- Yeah
and this last war
When?
Peace will made out
Peace wins every war
- Every war
-Yeah
You speak of peace
I have spent the last two
centuries locked in a box
staring in the all consuming void
the dark shadows of ones hopes
Thats hate man
- Wow, locked for 2 centuries?
- Indeed
But with great purpose let me thinks
for I believe that I have
found my one true love
Alas I know not how
to win her tender affection
but I fear that I have
no willing in her eyes
- That what they say about us
- Yeah
Where I'm from
the love of a woman is won
by giving money to her father
or sheep
and if love is true enough
perhaps the combination of the two
women don't care about money
or sheep
Are you absolutely certain?
Love, chicks dig love, man
- Yeah
- Yeah
Yes
I remind of the line Eric Siegel
wonderful novel, The Love Story
Love means never having to say
you are sorry
however please know
that is with sincere regret
that I must now kill all of you
Yeah
No, its brilliant, theoretically anyway
series of transfusion to
try and purify your blood
and my soul exists
I shall warn you Barnabas,
there's a slight chance it wont work
This is exactly the kind of thing
they teach you in medical school
You must have faith doctor
When as a man can become a monster
any monster can become a man
Why do you want to
become a man, Barnabas?
Why do you chose to give
up the gift of eternal youth?
and look at me, every year I look
half as pretty and twice as strong
That is true, Madam, you must have
started as the most beautiful creature
lived on the surface of the Earth
Barnabas
Are you aware of the concept of
doctor and patient confidentiality?
No
Perhaps you would be kind
enough to enlighten me
Alright
Barnabas
Ah Victoria
Mind if I tag along?
nothing would make me happier
Do you come for the stream?
Actually I came down
looking for David
God knows where run off to now
We will be lucky if we see
him before Christmas
He's a fine lad
He but curious and annoying as I was
he idolizes you
Between you and his mother,
I can't get him to talk
about anything else
Do you believe him, that he
see her and speak to her?
Part of me believes that he's
a lonely boy looking for comfort
part of me believes in things in
this world we don't understand
Things like magic and death, destiny
I guess a long it makes him happy,
it doesn't matter what anyone believe
Elegantly put
Maybe we're getting too
work up about this Angie
I mean they spook up the canary
and renovated the house,
so what?
We still hold things on 95% of it
- grinding the Grand Banks
- He's right
This doesn't mean anything
to our bottom line
doesn't mean anything?
Doesn't mean anything?
My great great grandmother
started Angel Bay to show those
Collins, they didn't own water
they couldn't look down
their entitle nose at us
Bouchard woman enslaved
for over 2 centuries
Sacrificing their lives
to build this business
So that means something gentlemen
and I'll be damned if I let this company
destroyed by those Collins
call an arranged meeting
Sell to you? Never
One cannot put a price on the
restoration of the family honor
let me try
Check for Barnabas Collins
ONE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED
& FIFTY THOUSAND
I had no idea that my business
acumen giving you such spasm
hypnotizing fishermen isn't
business acumen Barnabas
- Those are my terms
- This are my term
go is thou to hell and swiftly
please Satan hedonist suckle
of your disease tits
Oh, no one talks like
you anymore Barnabas
Yes, indeed
I must say that this age does
still remain a mystery to me
Give me one good reason why
shouldn't kill you this instant
- If I'll kill you if you try
- Impossible
That would requires mercy
- instead had made me a monster
- We're both monsters, Barnabas
Just two big fish
in a itty bitty pond
Now, we can either fight
until one of us is dead
or
we can mate
Little fish together
I'll be honest I was really angry
at you for a century or so
sure it was hmm watching
your family squirm
and burn away like ants
under magnifying glass
and yes it was fun being adored
as the Collins name hurdle
going wealthy on act of their despair
but lately
Lately it just been
Lonely
We're different from
this people Barnabas
We're better than they are
That's why
I miss you
You're the only ant I could not burn
- What is it you want Angelique?
- Your love
You do still love me don't you?
Somewhere deep down
in that cold beating heart
my dear even aphrodite herself
cannot consult a more odious union
- What if I mate you?
- With what? A spell?
Little dolls and pins that is not love
With this
The body you once begged me for
I must admit, they have not aged a day
I'm willing to start over Barnabas
I'm willing to call a
truce if just take me
- I am not as I once was
- I could change that
- and if I refuse?
- I take it with whom you loved
Starting with that little creature
that you been eyeing so fondly
The one that looks like Jossete
Well then
I suppose, strictly unopposed now
I must now
Defiant the most
enduring the women of Satan
That was regrettable turn of events
- You didn't seem to regret it
- Yes
Seems that even in death,
I have the weakness for a living flesh
especially yours
What a cold way to describe
something so interesting
perhaps
but I cannot succumb
to your charm ever again
Please, forgive me
if I can't have you my love,
I'll destroy you
Five more minutes
this is a very silly play
Yeah well its the only
station we got around here
How are we doing?
I do not feel as I becoming
more human yet
- Give it some time
- Time
I have unfortunate access of
My favourite thing about
Lucy is her crazy red hair
I mean look at her red hair
and my second favourite
thing about her
is her nice shiny pink bow
No, please
Please, I beg of you
Mommy, please
Mummy, daddy, help me
Please
help me
help me
help you what?
- A what?
- A ball and a splendid one
- A ball? For who?
- The entire town of course
Don't you know that the
entire town kinda hate us?
Ball are the illustration of power
Balls how ruling class
remains ruling class
Exactly what I've been saying,
this family could use some Balls
Indeed and the Collins
family have always
held the biggest and the
most wonderful Balls
Barnabus has a point
its about time we open
some door around
Show the peasant that
we're back in action
People don't throw
balls anymore stupid
They do not?
They throw happening
and how do they throw this happening?
Well first thing first,
you'll need a mirrored ball
- Whatever that is, we should have it
- The rivers has lots of mirrors
Caroline
We shall have lot of it
and
Alice Cooper
I seem to recall Alice
Cooper from my youth
- Has she reside in Collins Port?
- Not exactly
Well she should be
our guest nonetheless
Hello
Thank you for having us
Good evening, welcome to Collins Wood
I got to handed to you,
this is a happening
the only thing missing is Alice Cooper
Perhaps you should go
in and make acquittance
of yourself with the
evening entertainment
Ugliest woman I've ever seen
Mater David where is the
female coat attendant?
My dad talking to her inside
told me to keep my fucking out
I'm sure he did David.
You've done a marvelous job
I would like to watch Alice Cooper
with the others
- My father said..
- Go and watch
The Cooper woman
You're right about the stuff
nothing but best for you pussy cat
Who is the kid?
I have no idea, I never saw him before
Now
Come here
Mummy, where's daddy?
He's been gone for so long
Will he ever coming home?
Whatever are you doing
outside, my dear?
- You'll catch a death of cold
- I like him Barnabas
He lied
I have withheld my tender affection
of fear for pity you ran hearing it
and I am not spoken my
feeling to another soul
You always spoke as if you
were my birthday gift
Yes
I don't know why but for
some reason I feel like I can
tell you anything
and its like I known you forever
- Yes
- and if I was
hypnotic
Yes but wait no
I have use no such trickery to
summon your heart I assure you
I do not know why it is, I just know
that always something pulling me here
Pulling me to Collins Port
To you
Oh my dear Victoria
Have I offended thy?
No, sorry its just
People I love having
always love me back
My own family sent me away
trap me under a rock
because it was easier
than having a daughter
who is different
Who was cursed
Cursed because I saw things
other little children didn't
Its the most loneliest, the most
painful years a child could know
Now hold still Maggy, this
would only hurt for a minute
as hard as I were, I never lost my will
I need to feel the sun on my face again
I want to get out of here
I got to get out of here
So I get out in search
of a new home
a new life far away from that pain
I got to get out of here
Even in my wildest dream, I never
thought I feel as happy as I feel now
to betray ones only kin
where she possess a gift
No, Victoria it is unforgivable
your parents should deserve
to boil in hell everlasting suffers
Hey you are not invited
for the rest of my life I
wanted a place where I belong
a place where I feel at home again
feel loved again
and I found this place
here at collins Wood
and here
We must intensify our efforts
I want resume the need
to be human again
- I can explain it
- My God
You're not using your blood
to make me human
You're using my blood to
make yourself immortal
Barnabas, you have a gift
it isn't fair to keep all to yourself
sacred Collins family took you
in the bestow trust upon you
- You em-bracingly betray their trust
- I'm sorry
I just don't what to grow old
I want to be beautiful again
I want to life forever, like you
I'm afraid that is
out of the question
A man contains some 5 quarter of blood
which of course I can
consume in mere 7.5 seconds
But you, my dear
I will drink it less than five seconds
Please don't kill me. You're a good
man, you're a gentlemen
- Please, please
- Madam
I'm neither good nor gentle
I do not forgive
I should tell you Willy
if you ever speak a
word of this to anyone
I should have kill you
in an unpleasant manner
Do not worry Mr. B
I never liked the bitch anyway
Come on, I know you're here
Beautiful workmanship isn't it?
I'm just looking for the
this?
There nothing worth
stealing I'm afraid
Sadly, Elizabeth use it for
badminton equipment
That what I was looking for
What are you?
I was about to do something
repellent that sickens
me to my very core
I going to give you a choice
- What choice?
- Either you remain in collins Wood
and devote all your every waking
moment to be become
an exemplary father
A father David so desperately
wants and deserve
- or?
- or you leave
with sufficient to live your life
peeving selfish lives else where
Where on earth is Dr. Hoffman
when we needed her
Indeed
Barnabas, you're on fire
I demand that you release
me from my curse
You're late
- What is that?
- The only thing you drink these days
Where does it come from?
No one you know I promise
I knew it wouldn't be long
before you barge in begging
me to making you mortal again
Now that Doctor
Hoffman isn't around
anymore to give you a
your little transfusion
Yes
Yes, it was ashamed
she was caught away in so suddenly
Interesting
I do not any people who had business
meeting at the bottom of the ocean
It was a liar
She was stealing my blood
Aren't we being hypocrites?
Lying and stealing blood are
things you rather familiar with
Yes
I Killed Dr Hoffman and the work men
and some very nice and
shaping young people
but know this
with each life I take
a piece of my soul dies
I kill only because I'm compelled to
compelled by your
witchcraft, by your curse
Why have you done this to me?
Its ashamed
You know you been
smart enough to love me
I would have let it go
Speak plainly snake
I sent you little girlfriend
off the cliff once before
What makes you think
I wont do it again?
I'm gonna offer you a
business proposal Barnabas
my final offer
Either you rule this pond
of mine side by side
partners and lovers
or
I put you back in a box
I already prepared my counter proposal
It read thusly
You may strategically place your
wonderful pond upon my ass
and kiss it repeatedly
Sleeping flame I summon thy
to your form return
Make the night as bright as day
and burn baby, burn
Come to realize that shutting
you in a box for all eternity is hard
So here's the deal
I'm going to destroy
everything you love
and you're going to take
some more time to think about us
see you in a couple of
centuries, lover boy
Do not dismay, Barnabas
We can again escape this nightmare
perhaps a few decades or so
Hello? I hear you
Oh sweet glory be, who
ever you are fear not
I will not harm you
How many year is it?
How many centuries have I?
How long have it been?
Its been twenty minutes
Yes Master David, how on earth
did you know I was imprison?
My mother told me,
you probably think I'm crazy
Young man, I think nothing of the sort
Uncle Barnabas
Why do you ladies
underwear on your face?
Never mind of the matter,
where is you family? Where is Victoria
I hadn't seen Vicky,
but everybody else is in the town
- watching our canary burn
- We must save them , help me
Master David
Perhaps you should unchain me first
Hank we need another
brigade out in the corner
as quick as you can get
this people out of here
Alright everybody, stand
behind the line please
Oh boy Elizabeth going to be furious
- Sheriff, we need to talk
- I aint got time to chit chat
- The damn town burning
- You don't have time for proof
that Collins family is
harboring a murderer?
Yes, I killed, Dr Hoffman
and the workmen
and those really pleasant young people
I'll be damn
To think the whole town name after
I be willing to bet that Barnabas
has already skipped town
And I be willing
to bet you'll find
the corpses of more of his
innocent victims in there
The Collins family has rebuild
their business with murder
Well I say not in my town
there one of them now
He probably the one who started
the fire to cover his boss's track
Time to go
Willie, what on earth happened?
Fire, the murder
angry mob, run
David, go inside
Liz
I'm sorry, we going to
have to take you in
all of you
Bill
The Collins family built this town
We built it with our boats and our net
The sacrifices of our blood
and this is how you repay us
You been harboring a murderer
arrest them
I shall go willingly
whatever punishment awaits
provided
- no harm falls my family
- Hold it right there
Provided
Miss Bouchard goes with me
because she is no less
a monster than I
Perhaps it best if
We're both destroyed
Mr Collins, back off, I'm warning you
Go on, slaughter me,
show them what you are
No
I shall show them what we are
What did that man done to Angie?
It is not him, it her, she's the witch
Excuse me
You got to get through me first lady
Alright go back to your homes now
There's nothing to see here
You should've loved me, Barnabas
none of this would've happen
if you just you loved me
I should have destroy you,
It wont be nothing but misery
- I gave you my heart
- You have no heart
You're the cursed, woman
are done living by you
Josette, Dr Hoffman
and you beloved Vicky
I command you to release
her from your curse
Command?, you're making me sick
Missed me
You hideous serpent
go to the gates of hell
Get out of my room
Angelique
Get out of my house
your house?
Enough trickery
- I worshiped you
- Praised me
- Adore you
- Despise me
Alright
if Collins blood builds
this house then
let us bathe it
let us alone
Caroline
Caroline, my God
I'm a werewolf okay, lets
not make a big deal out of it
Woof
What have you done to my daughter?
Well, Liz
Your perfect Collins family
fantasy lack of substance
so I sent the werewolf to bit
Caroline in the cradle
Just like I make David
no better than a bastard
When I sent his mummy
to the ocean floor
to have tea with the tuna
and as for you my love
I killed your mother and father
I cursed your family, Barnabas
they kept us apart
They never understood we're
the same, we were meant to be
Leave him alone
I think I'll kill you first, Orphan
David get out
- Your quarrel is with me
- My quarrel is with all of you
I'm warning you, this
is your last chance
and let us go
And what will you do
if I don't you bastard
Not me, but my mom
Go
David, come on
Willie, come on
so this is how it ends?
So quiet
as if you were asleep
You know there was a time
that I might have loved you
We could have spent eternity together
we still can
You never wanted my love
- You wanted to posses me
- No
I love you, Barnabas
You cannot love, Angelique
That is your curse
Take it
Victoria, Victoria
She set for that hill
What do we do now?
What we will always done
and do
I thought I lost you
You have lost me
I live in the light Barnabas,
you live in the shadow
I'll grow old and die,
you'll live forever
We will find a way, my love
- There's only one way
- No
I will not see you
suffer as I do, never
No
Victoria, my sweet Victoria
Victoria
Josette
It is said that blood
is thicker than water
It is what defined us, binds us
curses us
My name is Barnabas Collins
and my curse have finally been broken