Hammer of the Gods (2013) Movie Script

You were right.
Some of them do have brains.
More than can be said
for you, you fucking animal.
Good that we wet
our blades so quickly.
They were just farmers.
Well, now they're
farming in hell.
The rest of our boats
will be in by nightfall.
Bring up the horses.
Halfdan can follow
once they've landed.
My father's not a patient man.
Grim, jokul.
If he's a Saxon, he's gonna
have a fuck of a surprise
- when he rides into us.
- That's no Saxon.
So this is our welcome.
Vali, what's happened?
The omens promised victory
if we attacked early.
The gods were against us.
Your father's badly
wounded, steinar.
Take me to him.
Better late than never.
I came when I said I would.
And this is the army
you brought with you?
He was fed gruel at first light.
The onions can already be
smelled through his stomach.
If his guts are pierced,
there's nothing more we can do.
How long?
A week, maybe less.
Listen, steinar,
I know we haven't
always seen eye to eye,
but we're still
brothers after all
and I want you to know
that when I'm king
I'll make sure you're
taken care of.
The omens
deceived us, steinar.
An army of 500
are only hours behind me.
All this talk of reason...
Sounds like a cover-up
for weakness.
We lie here because we have
no choice.
We need land!
We either take it
or our people perish.
We may have lost
the battle, father,
but we can still win the war.
And who'll lead them?
In all your fucking finery?
I will lead our army, father.
You're no more fit than he is.
Once, maybe.
But after your mother left...
You changed,
turned your back on the gods.
Thought you knew better, huh?
I am strong enough to be king.
Then prove it.
Your half brother...
My bastard son...
Refused to enter
the field of battle.
I made him swear an oath
to wait till I returned.
You know the punishment for those
that turn their back in combat.
See it's done.
I will do it, father.
Leave him, Harald. Leave him!
Get out, now!
Not you, steinar.
There's a man worthy
of this crown,
a man with fire in his heart,
brave enough
to wield the hammer
of the gods...
My firstborn.
You said you'd kill anyone
who mentioned his name.
The time has passed.
Nobody knows where he is.
He hasn't been seen for years.
Find your brother.
Find hakan.
Return with a king
who will lead us to victory.
I am needed here.
I may be dying,
but I'm still your king.
Defy me again,
and I will cut
your heart out myself.
Now swear
on the memory of your mother.
I swear.
You're out of your fucking mind.
- I swore an oath.
- Oaths are horseshit, steinar.
I gave him my word.
I will not break it.
Hakan is almost certain
to be dead by now.
And if he's not, he was fucking
insane before he was banished;
He'll only be more so now.
Anyway, who knows
where the fuck he is?
- You do.
- It's too dangerous.
Dangerous, is it?
Then you must know where he is.
Listen, say I do know...
Which I don't, but say I did...
What makes you think
he'd come back?
It's the king's wish.
The king will be dead in a week.
Bide your time. Be close
at hand when he dies.
And when the moment's right, you
take the crown for yourself.
We'd all back you
against Harald.
Think about it.
When I said I didn't know where
hakan was, I spoke the truth.
But I do know how to find
the last man who saw him.
Whether he's capable of helping
us remains to be seen.
- Going somewhere?
- It doesn't concern you, grim.
Let us pass.
- Like fuck.
- You'd think differently.
If you knew where we were going.
We're heading
for the black mountains
in search of ivar the boneless.
That fat fuck?
Last night I heard
he chopped his own head off.
Well, I heard he transformed
himself into a bear.
What do you want
with that cocksucking maniac anyway?
He's the only one who can
lead us to hakan.
It's a two-day ride
through Saxon country,
and who knows after that?
You think we're
cowards, is that it?
It sounds like it to me.
'Cause if it is, you can
kiss my fucking axe.
I looked at the bones, steinar.
It's already been decided...
We'll travel together.
- The bones said that?
- Aye.
How far do you think you'll get?
Take us with you...
You double your odds.
Not you, vali.
Well, why not?
'Cause your sword's as limp
as your cock, boy.
Steinar, take me with you.
Watch Harald, hmm?
Report to me when I get back.
The sun is sinking.
Let's find a place to rest.
There was a time when they did
everything together...
Hakan and ivar.
My father went
raiding with them...
Fucking carnage.
After hakan was banished,
people were less willing
to tolerate ivar's behavior.
He knew where hakan had gone,
so he set off after him.
Why do they call him boneless?
Because you could
never see his cock,
'cause it was always
rammed to the hilt
up some young boy's asshole.
They say he felt no pain.
Which is more than can be said
for the young boy's asshole.
I fought beside him
a couple of times.
Whatever people
think of ivar now,
he was something
to behold in battle.
They both were.
Why did my father banish hakan?
He was cursed.
Your father had his reasons.
Maybe it doesn't
matter what he did.
It does if he's gonna be king.
Steinar, it's me!
You'll get yourself killed.
I did as you said.
I followed Harald.
He rode out almost
the minute you left.
He crossed the Saxon lines
and spoke to their king.
Fucking snake!
I didn't know what to do.
You did the right thing, vali.
You should head back now,
before they notice you're gone.
No, it's too dangerous.
Vali can ride with us.
Grim, get him some food.
He can get his own food.
We turn back,
cut Harald's balls
off and rip out his spine.
No. We continue our ride north.
Steinar, Harald's cut
a deal with the saxons.
Our men would never back Harald.
It's one thing to want
the crown, another to take it.
You'd rather we have
us climbing mountains
on some fucking bear hunt
while your cunt fuck of a brother
sells our women
to a bunch of farmers!
Our women are more
than a match for Harald.
nobody forced you to come.
Nobody's forcing you to stay.
Oh, I know you struggle
with your beliefs,
that you deny the gods
and the significance of signs...
But a lone rider arrmng
under a full moon?
Even you can't deny what a bad
omen that is for all of us.
He's young. He's got
good instincts.
He brings death with him.
I'm not about to turn
against him
for the sake
of your superstitions.
If a man doesn't
believe in omens,
then how can he know
what he believes in?
He can believe in himself.
We should ride on.
You bitch!
You're right.
- Let her go.
- Fuck you, heathen.
- You all right?
- Crazy fucking bitch.
Let's go.
The horses won't make
it much further.
Then we continue on foot.
Vali, you wait with the horses
till we return.
Don't light a fire.
Fires attract cave trolls.
Don't worry.
They only eat virgins.
They'll eat anything
if they're hungry enough.
Speaking of cave trolls,
how is your sister?
Fuck you, grim.
She certainly did.
Still hurts when I piss.
We'll be back by first light.
We're brothers.
What was that?
Perhaps we should
wait till nightfall.
Some creatures fear the moon.
It would be safer.
Ivar, it's me...
Hagen grettison.
My name is steinar,
son of bagsecg.
What the fuck are you
doing here, prince?
You wanna fuck with me?
I'll bet you do.
I'll bet you do.
Ivar, the king is dying.
We need your help.
Everyone dies some time.
How about you, prince?
Do you want to die today?
We seek the new king...
So you're looking
for your brother?
Know where he is?
Why the hell would I tell you?
Out of respect.
Respect is not a birthright,
little prince.
You want someone's respect,
you've got to earn it.
You want to earn my respect?
You'd better be
stronger than you look.
- There has to be another way.
- He feels no pain.
The only way he'll tell
us is through choice.
Three cups
for your three chances.
You win... I'll tell you
everything you want.
I win... you drink.
You drink all three... You lose
and you're mine for the night,
to do with as I see fit.
First to fold or break.
Come on, steinar.
- Come on, steinar.
- Put your shoulder into it.
- Take him, steinar.
- Come on, steinar.
- Come on.
- Take him.
Drink up, little prince.
That'll put hairs
on your ball sack.
Tell me you have a plan.
Shall we go again
while our cocks are still hard?
First to fold or break.
- Begin.
- Come on.
- Put your shoulder into it.
- Come on.
Come on! Come on.
Come on, steinar.
- Oh, fuck!
- Fuck.
Two down,
one to go.
What chance now, princess, hmm?
Jokul, your belt.
Give me your belt, quick.
Your belt.
Good, steinar. The serpent
will protect you.
With the gods on your side,
you can't lose. Hmm?
We've got your back.
You know that.
But the only way we'll stop
him is if we kill him.
I am looking forward to making
a woman out of you, princess.
Oh, don't look so sad.
You might even enjoy it.
First to fold or break.
Come on, steinar, push!
Come on, break
his fucking wrist.
Come on! Come on!
Oh. Oh. Argh!
Ooh ooh.
What did you say your name was?
You're an asshole, steinar.
I like assholes.
I didn't leave out of choice.
I became persona non grata.
That's Latin.
Hakan taught me that.
He's a prodigious man,
a great man really.
How come you're
not with him now?
You kill people in battle...
They love you for it.
Make a mistake
with a couple of boys...
They treat you like a leper.
You all right there, princess.
Feeling the 'shrooms-s-s-s?
Ah, hakan's not the man he was.
Not a man at all really.
You see, we're...
We're all this,
but he...
He's all that up there,
all around us.
Do you think he is just gonna
pack up and follow you,
rule the people
that banished him?
Why would he even speak
to you, look at you?
He already knows you're coming.
Then he won't mind...
If you tell us
where he is.
But if I do that,
you're going to die.
Well, everybody has to die.
Oh, fuck it, princess,
I'll do better than tell
you where he is.
I'll take you there myself.
Why the hell not?
Why the fucking hell not, hmm?
Helps you see through the clouds,
to find the sun.
- Is it magic?
- No such thing as magic.
It's inscribed.
Yeah. Who taught you to read?
I was at a monastery.
They taught me...
Many things.
Here, here you go. Have this.
You blow it.
Boneless says
there's a runestone
two days from here
at the edge of a forest
at the foot
of the Western mountains.
Says he'll take us there
and the runes will lead us to hakan.
- And you trust him?
- Why not?
- Because he's a maniac.
- Oh yeah, that he is.
But he's our maniac now.
First the sun,
and now the ashes painted red.
- Steinar.
- Vali.
- Steinar.
- Are you all right?
What happened here?
What happened?
Men came.
Last night.
I heard voices.
I thought it was you.
How come there's not
a scratch on you?
It's another omen.
We should turn back.
The gods are against us.
Who did this? Thieves?
Thieves would have
taken all the horses.
Someone trying to fuck with you.
You wanna fuck with us? Come on.
Come on!
Ivar, how long will it take
us to get there on foot?
Depends how determined you are.
We should wait
for the moon to guide us.
Shut your mouth
about the fucking moon.
Vali, you two, wait here.
Fuck this. Let's fight!
We should go after them,
finish them off.
We move on.
I told you to wait.
I'm not a child, steinar.
Go and get the girl.
He died a good death,
with his axe in his hand.
Valhalla won't know
what hit them.
There's a clear
view on the hill.
Vali, get up there,
shout if you see anything.
How's ivar?
Nearly done.
We need to move
on as soon as we can.
We have to reach hakan.
They were no ordinary saxons.
They were too well armed,
too well trained.
They didn't just run into us.
You think we're being hunted?
If Harald made an alliance
with their king,
then getting rid of me
would be part of the deal.
They'd need to know
where to look for you.
Maybe someone's helping them.
Don't tell me you believe
in all that crap about moons and omens.
I believe what I see
with my own eyes.
Vali dropped it.
Look at the markings.
It's a Saxon coin.
You think vali is a servant
of our enemies?
If he serves Harald, who himself serves
the saxons, it amounts to the same thing.
All from a piece of silver?
He's my brother.
Half brother.
His mother's a Saxon.
- Listen to yourself.
- You say you believe in reason
and logic.
When it's presented to you,
you turn your back on it.
In what way do my actions
betray a lack of reason?
You run when you should fight.
You set off on this
meaningless quest
when you should be
leading your people.
And then you side
with a bastard traitor
who would stick
a knife in your back,
rather than your oldest friend.
What would you have me do, huh?
Hmm? Kill him?
Better if you did.
He's a child. Think about that.
Think about your two daughters.
Dark times
call for dark deeds, steinar.
You're wrong, hagen.
They call for light.
Come on.
Hurry up!
- We can't outrun them!
- I'll slow them down!
What do they call you?
Come on, you must have a name.
Go fuck yourself.
That's disappointing.
I had expected more
from a prince.
Whatever deal you
struck with my brother,
it won't last.
Right now
we're in a position where
we can help each other.
I could help make sure.
You become king of your people.
We could forge a real alliance
that could last generations.
- Under the shadow of the cross?
- Under the protection
of a benevolent
king and a church
that would encourage
education and learning.
Well, I can see the benefits
in education and learning,
but when you start
talking about your God,
doesn't really come
into it, does it?
Think about it.
Come on, just a sip.
Cut my ropes.
Watch out!
Stab him again.
And again.
And again. And again.
You all right?
What about him?
Didn't like being tied up.
Took one of the guard's ears
Where's vali?
He went with them
to meet their holy men
and bow down before the white
Keep him alive.
We need him to tell
us where we're going.
- I'm not leaving without vali.
- Look, steinar.
He denied the existence
of the gods.
He begged to be converted.
Let the boy go.
You dare break the sanctity
of the house of God?
You talk of reason.
When it comes down to it,
you're just as superstitious
as the rest of them.
Now lay down your weapons
and let the boy go.
Oh, we will hunt you down
and kill you like the godless
animals you are.
You go to such lengths
to build these churches,
making sure they strike terror
into the hearts
of all who come near.
It's just a room with a door...
No different to a prison.
Secure them inside!
Get in!
Do we have what we need
to find hakan?
You were true to your word.
Remember me to him, prince.
When you see him,
his eyes Pierce the soul.
He knows
who you truly are, hmm?
Like a God...
Sees men.
You believe in the gods,
don't you, hmm?
You believe in...
Valhalla, I'm coming.
Shh shh.
Whose was this?
- It belonged to my mother.
- What happened to her?
She was
swallowed up into the darkness.
Like everything else.
- Are you finished?
- The boy.
- What about him?
- He went willingly,
prepared to accept
the white Christ.
It was that or death.
You didn't yield
and neither did we.
And I won't now.
Vali has brought us
nothing but bad luck.
If we offer him
up as a sacrifice,
the gods will look over us
for the rest of our journey.
It's worth it to safeguard
the future of our people.
So long as there's men who think
like you, our people have no future.
He's a traitor and a coward.
And he deserves to die.
- Step aside, steinar.
- Don't make me do this.
Then you leave me no choice.
What about the people
in the church?
No, we shouldn't touch it.
I'm telling you, this isn't just
somebody's head on a stick.
This is a sign.
This is telling us
to stay the fuck away.
Well, what is it?
It's a runestone.
This is what ivar
was leading us to.
This isn't good, steinar,
I'm telling you.
To find hakan, we had
to find this first.
What does it say?
This isn't telling us
how to find hakan.
It's a warning,
saying what will happen
if we try.
Well, what does it mean?
It means we're close,
nothing more, nothing less.
I can't go in there, steinar.
I just can't.
- Nothing to fear, jokul.
- I know these things.
If I step foot
in that forest, I'm dead.
You'll be dead if you don't.
You're not dead...
Not yet anyway.
You want to know why
you're not dead?
Huh? Huh?
Because he chose it.
He decides who lives, who dies.
Who are you, huh?
I am
Ulric the chronicler...
A humble servant
of the great master.
Well, Ulric,
if you wouldn't mind
telling the great master
that his brother's here
to see him.
He has no brother,
no father, no mother.
I'll tell him
what you said though.
It might amuse him.
Vali, untie me.
Vali, where's Agnes?
Where's jokul?
You're a long way
from home, steinar.
So is he.
This is his home.
Our father's dying.
What do you see...
When you think of home?
I think of the...
The blue of the sky,
the green of the forest.
The smell of the pine trees.
I see nothing.
But darkness.
Why have you
come here?
Our father sent me.
He sent me to bring you back...
To lead your people
as king.
You don't know what you ask,
but you will.
Let the feast begin!
- this is a momentous day.
- Yeah!
This is a truly
momentous occasion.
Commence the festmties!
The people I arrived with...
What happened to them?
how old were you
when hakan left?
10, 11.
Were you never
curious as to why?
I always loved you.
I never wanted us
to be separated.
No mother would ever
wish for such a thing.
But that's all going
to change now.
Now is the time for the world
to bow down before his might.
Hakan! Hakan! Hakan!
All men will bow
down before him.
Hakan! Hakan! Hakan!
Hakan! Hakan! Hakan! Hakan!
Hakan! Hakan! Hakan! Hakan!
Bow down before the king!
Hakan! Hakan! Hakan! Hakan!
Hakan! Hakan! Hakan! Hakan!
Bow before him.
Kneel before your king.
Do you deny him?
I deny him.
You dare question your king.
You dare question your God.
Now your questions
will be answered
through his immortality...
And your destruction.
Well, where's hakan?
He was sent to find his brother
and he returns
with his head in a bag.
He was sent to find the king.
Looks like he found one.
How many people do
we have in camp?
600, 650.
How many more could
we muster by the morning?
A few hundred more.
And how far away
is the Saxon army?
No more than a day's ride.
We leave at first light.
Open your mouth.
Swallow it!