Hexed (1993) Movie Script
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GIN AND TONIC, PLEASE.
ANOTHER GINGER ALE.
AND HURRY, BEFORE THEY REALIZE
MONKEYS COULD DO THIS JOB.
GET PAID WITH SCRAPS.
PARDON ME, FRIEND.
DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER?
I SINCERELY HOPE NOT.
I'M... I'M VICTOR THUMMELL,
V.P. OF MORTGAGES.
OH. THANK YOU.
OH, THAT'S CUTE.
YOU'RE CUTE. HAVE A TREAT.
MMM.
MIGHT I INQUIRE
WHY YOU'RE CRYING?
THIS IS THE FIRST NEW YEAR'S
EVE I'VE SPENT ON MY OWN,
SINCE MY DIVORCE.
OH.
I WAS MARRIED TO A MAN WHO
USED TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DIRT.
LORD, I MISS HIM SO.
CEASE THOSE TEARS.
AND COME JOIN THE PARTY.
LEST PEOPLE THINK I COULDN'FIND A DATE FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE.
A THOROUGHBRED OWNER
FROM ENGLAND!
I THOUGHT ONLY DRUNKEN LOSERS
WOULD BE AT TONIGHT'S PARTY.
IF YOU THOUGHT THAT,
WHY DID YOU COME?
TO MEET SOMEBODY.
HERE'S TO RUNNING WITH THE
IN-CROWD IN THE NEW YEAR.
OH! OH, MY GOD. OH.
I'M SORRY. OH.
OH.
YES, IT'S
IT'S... IT'S ALL RIGHT.
OH.
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, SIR.
THERE'S A PHONE CALL FOR YOU
AT THE FRONT DESK.
GLORIA, WHAT GIVES YOU
THE RIGHT TO INTERFERE?
YOU'RE LATE,
AND THERE'S AN EMERGENCY.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
THIS GUY'S CREDIT CARD WON'CLEAR AND HE IS REALLY PISSED.
MATTHEW, I WANT THAT LINCOLN
RETURNED TO ME RIGHT NOW.
IT WAS A MISTAKE,
LETTING YOU BORROW IT.
WELL, IT'S ABOUT GODDAMNED TIME.
YOU'RE USING THE ACCESS CODE FOR
VISA INSTEAD OF AMERICAN EXPRESS.
WHAT KIND OF ASS-BACKWARD
HOTEL ARE YOU RUNNIN' HERE?
WELL, MY APOLOGIES, SIR, BUTHIS LITTLE LADY HERE, SHE'S JUSSHE'S JUST LEARNING THE ROPES.
SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE
FROM LEXINGTON, SON.
BORN AND RAISED.
WELL, HAPPY NEW YEAR, BOY.
AND RIGHT BACK AT YA.
HI.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WHERE AM I GOING, GLORIA?
I AM NOT SPENDING ANOTHER
NEW YEAR'S EVE BEHIND THIS DESK.
I AM GOING TO BE
DANCING THE NIGHT AWAY
WITH THE REST OF NORTH AMERICA.
HOLIDAY PALACE.
MATTHEW!
ASSISTANT MANAGER FOR YOU.
SIMON.
YOU HAVE THE NIGHT OFF.
WHY ARE YOU CALLING HERE?
JUST CHECKING IN.
WHY ARE YOU WEARING
A WHITE DINNER JACKET?
I HAVE GOT YOU
BY THE BALLS THIS TIME,
YOU ENTRY-LEVEL
PIECE OF SHIT. YEAH.
I'VE HEARD ALL ABOUT THE, UH, LITTLE
GAMES YOU PLAY WHILE I'M NOT AROUND.
SIMON... NO.
NO. YOU WILL GO SEE MR. LEVINE.
MATTHEW.
YOU KNOW,
YOU REMIND ME OF MY OWN SON.
THANK YOU.
THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT.
MY OWN SON IS A PUTZ.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
MIDNIGHT.
JESUS.
THE FIREWORKS JUST GAVE ME
A FLASHBACK TO VIETNAM.
YOU WERE IN VIETNAM? NO.
BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF MOVIES.
LISTEN.
WE'VE NEVER HAD
A PROBLEM BEFORE.
SO WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO BACK TO WORK?
FAREWELL, LOSER.
I WASN'T LET GO, SIMON.
LEVINE DIDN'T FIRE YOU?
SHIT! WHY ARE THE JEWISH
PEOPLE ALWAYS SO FORGIVING?
YOU'RE A PITIFUL FUCK, WELSH.
I'VE HATED GUYS LIKE YOU
ALL MY LIFE.
HETEROSEXUALS?
WHAT A DICK.
SIR, YOU WILL NEVER GUESS
WHO IS ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW.
SIMON, I AM NOIN THE MOOD TO GUESS.
JUST TELL ME.
I'll GIVE YOU A HINT. FRANCE.
GO ON, TAKE A SHOT.
IT WON'T KILL YOU.
SHE'S ON LINE 2.
I'M CALLING IT A NIGHT.
ANY MESSAGES FOR ME?
I'M IN 796.
NO, SIR. NO MESSAGES FOR YOU.
WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU DOING BACK THERE?
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU CHECKED ME IN THIS MORNING.
YOU WORK HERE.
YOU WORK
HEY. HEY, HE WORKS HERE.
OH, MY GOD, MATTHEW.
DON'T SAY IT, PLEASE.
OK, I'M SORRY. OK.
JUST DON'T SAY IT.
LOOK, SHE'S EVERYWHERE.
I LIKE MEN
WHO DARE TO BE DIFFERENT.
I LIKE MEN WHO KNOW HOW TO PLAY.
I LIKE MEN WHO AREN'T AFRAID
TO TAKE RISKS.
I LIKE MEN TO BE INDIFFERENT.
INDIFFERENCE.
FOR THOSE WHO COULD CARE LESS.
FROM PIERRE KATZ.
GOD, I WISH I SAW A FACE
LIKE THAT IN THE MIRROR.
TRUST ME. I'VE SEEN WHAHEXINA LOOKS LIKE IN THE MORNING.
IT'S GROTESQUE.
YOU'VE SLEPT WITH HEXINA?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LIE TO ME?
IT JUST SO HAPPENS
THAT I HAPPEN TO KNOW
EVERY TIME YOU SEE
A CELEBRITY ON T.V
A LOT OF VERY,
VERY FAMOUS PEOPLE.
YOU SAY YOU KNOW THEM.
YES, BUT THEY
DON'T KNOW YOU, RIGHT?
YEAH. LISTEN. WELL, YOU
KNOW, IT... IT JUST SO HAPPENS
THAT HEXINA'S BODY USED TO
BE MY OLD MAILING ADDRESS.
BOOM. SHH.
HEY, LEVINE NEEDS US.
YOU, TOO, NEEDLE-DICK.
INCREDIBLE AS IT MAY SEEM,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE AN
IMPORTANT GUEST HERE TOMORROW.
THE FASHION MODEL
FROM EUROPE. VELVEETA.
HEXINA.
HEXINA. ALL RIGHT, HEXINA.
NOW, YOU PEOPLE ARE
THE ONLY ONES I'M TELLING.
THE WOMAN WISHES TO KEEP HER
VISIT TO THIS COUNTRY A SECRET.
HERE!
THAT'S WHY
SHE PICKED THIS HOTEL.
NOBODY GIVES A SHIWHO STAYS HERE.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON?
WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU, THE KATZENJAMMER
KIDS OR SOMETHING? WHAT IS IT?
WELL, SIR, UM, MATTHEW
WAS JUST TELLING ME THATHAT HE USED TO DATE HEXINA.
OH, REALLY?
AND HITLER OWNED A DELI.
MATTHEW, COME ON.
COME ON.
IT WAS SUCH A COINCIDENCE.
I MEAN, WHY... WHY ARE YOU
FAILING TO SEE THE HUMOR IN THIS?
WHY?
BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN AT THIS
HOTEL FOR 12 YEARS, GLORIA.
SINCE I WAS 18.
AND... AND I'VE JUSALLOWED MYSELF TO BECOME
LIKE A PERMANENT FIXTURE HERE.
BESIDES, IT'S NOT A VERY GOOD
FEELING BEING TAKEN FOR GRANTED.
I KNOW.
YOU'RE IT.
HEY, COME ON.
LET'S HAVE SOME ICE HERE.
COMING IN, I REALIZED
THE LEFT ENGINE WAS OUT.
I TURNED TO MY... MY COPILOAND I SAID, "HANK"
BUT I JUST SAID AGAIN,
"IT IS NOT MY CLIENWHO IS ON TRIAL HERE.
IT IS THE LAW THAT IS
ON TRIAL IN THIS CASE."
WELL, THE... THE COURTROOM
WENT WILD.
900-FEEL.
YOU MUST AT LEAST SOUND 18
TO CALL.
THE PLANE! THE PLANE!
SOME THINGS ARE HARD TO SWALLOW
WHILE OTHERS ARE EASY.
YOGAIRE.
THE YOGURT OF FRANCE
IS NOW THE YOGURT OF SUBURBIA.
MMM.
I CAN'T EXPLAIN
OH, THIS IS SO GOOD.
DON'T DO IT FOR FUN
OH, NO. OH, PLEASE.
AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE
THAT THAT'S REAL?
AM I SUPPOSED TO ADMIRE THE
CRAFTSMANSHIP THAT THAT TOOK?
WELL, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
YOU JUST PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHAND I MAY INTRODUCE YOU.
SHE'S VERY
TO WHO? HEY, HEY.
HEY, SIMON. OR IS IT "WHOM"?
OH, WELSH. UH-HUH.
SIMON... OH, LOOK AT THIS.
BEAUTIFUL. I THINK THE KEY
WORD HERE IS "REALISTIC."
WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH?
AND THE WINNER IS
NOT YOU, WELSH.
NO COMMENT.
I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT TO, UH,
PICK UP THE REAL THING.
HEY, MAYBE I'll INVITE HEXINA
TO DINNER TONIGHT, HUH?
LET HER SAMPLE
THIS RARE DELICACY.
JESUS CHRIST. HERE'S A
MESSAGE I DON'T WANT TO DELIVER.
THIS MAN IS A PIG.
HE TELLS ME THAT I REMIND HIM OF THE
WAITRESS AT THE HOUSE OF PANCAKES
THAT HE ONCE BOFFED.
HERE. ALLOW ME TO
SPARE YOU THE INDIGNITY.
DO, UH, ALL YOUR ROOMS HAVE ONE
OF THOSE ADULT MOVIE CHANNELS?
OH, YES, THEY DO.
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
NO, NOT IN THE LEAST.
HEY, HOTSHOT. WHAT'S UP?
MESSAGE FOR YOU.
IT'S MY WIFE.
SHE CAN CALL BACK LATER.
I'M GONNA BE IN ALL NIGHT.
OH, BY THE WAY, MATTHEW,
WHEN I GET BACK UP TO MY ROOM,
I'M GONNA CALL THE MANAGER
AND HAVE YOU FIRED.
JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW.
MY NECK! MY NECK!
YOU KNOW, I CAN CLEARLY SEE
MYSELF 50 YEARS FROM NOW.
OLD AND GRAY,
STILL WEARING THIS UNIFORM,
BARELY ABLE TO WALK.
MATTHEW, WHERE DO YOU COME UP
WITH THESE IMAGES?
PRETTY SOON WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE THE HEXINA UNDER OUR ROOF.
WONDER WHAT SHE'S DOING IN TOWN?
YOU KNOW, SHE'S IN
FOR A BIG SURPRISE.
SHE HAS NO IDEA
THAT I'M WORKING HERE.
MATTHEW, DO YOU REALIZE
HOW UNHEALTHY IT IS
THAT YOU CANNOT ADMIT THE TRUTH?
HAS THE LINE BETWEEN
FANTASY AND REALITY
BECOME SO COMPLETELY
BLURRED TO YOU?
BELIEVE ME,
I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
HE AIN'T PAYIN' ME SHIT,
AND I GOTTA WORK
FOR LITTLE OR NOTHING.
GOD DAMN IT, I'M SICK
OF THIS FUCKING PLACE.
SO, BABE. CAN I CALL YOU BABE?
YOU KNOW, I'D BE
PERSONALLY HONORED
TO SHOW YOU AROUND TOWN
DURING YOUR VISIT.
I HAPPEN TO BE FAMILIAR WITH ALL
THE FINEST RESTAURANTS IN TOWN,
ESPECIALLY THIS LITTLE THAI
LESBIAN.
CLEARLY, THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW
HIS END OF THE TOTEM POLE.
I MEAN, HE WAS RUNNIN' AROUND PRETENDING
TO BE A GUEST, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
SIR, I APOLOGIZE.
I'll BE LETTING MATTHEW GO
AT THE END OF THE DAY.
DO I HAVE YOUR WORD ON THAT?
ABSOLUTELY.
AS MANAGER OF THE HOTEL,
YOU HAVE MY PERSONAL GUARANTEE.
SCHMUCK.
MATTHEW.
THE GUY
OUR SPECIAL BITCH GUESIS PEEVED ABOUT A BAG
THAT'S STUCK IN CUSTOMS.
THE SECOND IT ARRIVES, YOU
WILL SEND IT UP TO HER ROOM.
SIMON,
I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
I DON'T KNOW HEXINA.
IF YOU DID, DICKHEAD,
I'D JUMP OFF A ROOF.
LOOK, SHE'S ALREADY
GETTING A CALL.
YOU GET THAT.
GLORIA? WHAT?
MAYBE YOU'D LIKE
TO CATCH A MOVIE LATER?
I WOULD LOVE TO.
GREAT.
UH, HELLO? THE
GUEST IN 1204 IS ASLEEP.
WOULD YOU CARE
TO LEAVE A MESSAGE?
ASLEEP?
SHE JUST CALLED A MINUTE AGO
WHILE I WAS IN THE SHOWER.
WELL, IF YOU'D LIKE
TO LEAVE A MESSAGE, SIR,
YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IT THROUGH ME.
TELL HER PRATT CALLED BACK.
IT'S BEST TO MEET AT MY
HOUSE FOR PRIVACY REASONS.
BESIDES, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
TO DESCRIBE WHAT I LOOK LIKE.
I'll GIVE HER DIRECTIONS
WHEN SHE CALLS BACK.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
SO, MATTHEW,
WHAT TIME YOU WANNA GO SEE
THE MOVIE TONIGHT?
OH, I THINK
I ALREADY HAVE PLANS.
GOD.
YES?
HELLO. IT'S MR. PRATT.
HOW PROMPT.
I JUST LEFT A MESSAGE
ON YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE.
SO, WHAT TIME ARE WE
MEETING TONIGHT?
00-ISH?
BE AT THE ENTRANCE TO THE SIDE.
I'M REALLY
LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS.
NOT AS MUCH AS I AM, MON AMI.
JENNIFER. EMERGENCY.
I NEED A CAR.
NO. I'M WILLING TO PAY.
FORGET IT. YOU'RE UNTRUSTWORTHY.
NO, I DIDN'T MEAN YOU, SIR.
I WASN'T REFERRING TO YOU.
PREPARED TO JUMP OFF A ROOF?
WHY DON'T YOU COME OUTSIDE 00?
HEXINA AND I ARE GOING ON A DATE
AND I'D LIKE YOU TO WITNESS
A DRIVE-BY.
HEY! HEY!
YOU STAY AWAY
FROM THAT WOMAN, ASSHOLE.
I'M WARNING YOU.
MATTHEW, WHAT ON EARTH
IS GOING ON?
FANTASY AND REALITY
HAVE JUST MET.
A RED CORVETTE?
UNBE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE!
I GOTTA FIGURE OUWHO YOU ARE, MR. PRATT.
WELL,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
JUST DRIVE.
I WOULD LIKE TO
GET THIS OVER WITH.
YOU PROMISED THIS RENDEZVOUS
WOULD BE SECRET, MONSIEUR PRATT.
WHAT'S WITH THIS MONSIEUR
PRATT? WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL ME
BY MY FIRST NAME?
WHY ARE YOU TOYING
WITH ME, HENRY?
LET US JUST DO WHAT WE NEED
TO DO, SO I MAY RETURN HOME.
BUT I WAS HOPING
WE COULD SPEND A NICE,
QUIET EVENING TOGETHER.
UM, TAKE ME OVER THERE, PLEASE.
PANTOMIME.
DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY?
COME HERE, LITTLE MIME.
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
THIS IS AMERICA. PEOPLE JUST DON'GO AROUND HITTING EACH OTHER,
EXCEPT MAYBE THE TEAMSTERS.
YOU KNOW, I'M IN A MIND JUST TO
TAKE YOU BACK TO THE HOTEL AND
HENRY.
HENRY. WHO?
I MEAN, YES?
LET'S GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE.
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
CAN I OFFER YOU ANYTHING?
HMM, DO YOU HAVE, UM,
BLEU DE BRESSE,
ASSIETTE ANGLAISE,
PERHAPS A NICE BEAUJOLAIS?
WEDNESDAYS I'M USUALLY JUST OUT.
HELLO. THIS IS MATTHEW WELSH.
MY WORK FOR THE DAY...
BEAUJOLAIS!
ASSIGNMENT. I'D LIKE TO
HENRY, WHAT IS THIS?
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
YOU'VE CAUGHT ME.
LET ME EXPLAIN.
THERE'S NO NEED.
IT'S PERFECTLY OBVIOUS
WHY YOU DOCTORED THESE PHOTOS.
YOU'VE BEEN FANTASIZING ABOUTHIS MOMENT FOR SOME TIME.
BEING SO CLOSE TO ME.
TRUE.
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
YOU TELL ME.
NO. NO. NO.
GET OFF.
AH, BE PATIENT.
IT TAKES A WHILE.
OH, NO!
GET OFF OF ME!
MMM.
WOULD YOU MIND IF WE
DID THIS IN THE BEDROOM?
NO SKIN OFF MY BREAST.
GOD.
ABSOLUTELY.
OH, HENRY.
OH, HENRY.
OH, PAPA! PAPA!
WORK! WORK! WORK!
YOU WERE MAGNIFICENT.
CAN I HAVE THAT IN WRITING?
I AM DYING OF THIRST.
DO NOT MOVE FROM THE BED.
HENRY PRATT.
I LIKE WHO YOU ARE.
I, UM,
I REALIZE THIS IS A
LITTLE LATE TO BE ASKING,
BUT SHOULD I BE USING
SOME SORT OF PROTECTION?
UH-HUH.
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
WHY DO YOU RUN, HENRY?
COME HERE AND LET ME CUT YOU,
YOU FUCKING SWINE!
OW!
OH, YOU COCKSUCKER, PRATT!
I'M NOT PRATT.
THE FUCK YOU AREN'T.
LET ME JUSMY NAME IS MATTHEW WELSH.
I WORK AT THE HOLIDAY PALACE.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHIN THERE, MR. WELSH?
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
WELL, KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE.
YOU'RE DISTURBING
THE OTHER TENANTS.
WHITE TRASH.
I'M SORRY.
I INTERCEPTED A MESSAGE
FROM PRATT TONIGHT, AND I
I TOOK HIS PLACE.
WHY THE FUCK
DID YOU DO SUCH A THING?
WELL, SEE, I TOLD PEOPLE
THAT WE'VE HAD A RELATIONSHIP IN
THE PAST, THAT WE WERE INVOLVED.
I'M... I'M A LITTLE BIT OF A LIAR.
YOU JUST ATTEMPTED MURDER.
NO, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO SCARE YOU. HIM.
OH, GOD.
TAKE ME BACK
TO THE HOLIDAY PALACE.
FUCKING GEEK.
FIGURES. I'M WALKIN' AROUND
WITH HER AND NOBODY SEES ME.
AW, LIFE.
I DON'T WISH TO BE DISTURBED.
TOO LATE. YOU ALREADY ARE.
ALL RIGHT, LADY.
YOU GOT ABOUT 5 SECONDS
TO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE,
OR I'M GONNA HAVE A
LITTLE CHAT WITH THE POLICE.
3 MONTHS AGO, I RECEIVED
THESE IN THE MAIL.
OH, BOY.
THAT'S ME.
7 YEARS AGO. BEFORE NUTRISYSTEM.
WHERE WERE THESE TAKEN?
AT A HOSPITAL AROUND HERE
WHERE I WAS A PATIENT.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
IN THE STATES?
I'M AN AMERICAN CITIZEN.
BORN AND RAISED.
MY REAL NAME IS HELEN SPEARS.
HELEN SPEARS?
AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY
ONE PLAYING MASQUERADE GAMES.
SO, HOW'S HENRY PRATENTER INTO THIS?
HE SAYS HE'S A CLERK
AT THE PATIENT RECORDS.
HE RECENTLY CAME ACROSS
THOSE OLD PHOTOS.
WHAT'S HE ASKING FOR?
$400,000.
HMM.
HE ALSO EXPECTS ME TO FUCK HIM.
THAT'S THE PART YOU GOT. HA!
I KNOW. I WAS THERE.
NONE OF WHAT YOU SAID
JUSTIFIES MURDER.
LOOK, I... HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I JUSI... I JUST WANTED
TO SCARE THE GUY. OK?
SO HE WOULDN'T... WOULDN'RUIN MY IMAGE.
ALL I'VE ACHIEVED IS
AT STAKE. EVERYTHING.
I MEAN, LOOK AT ALL
THE GOOD STUFF I DO.
THE CHARITIES, THE TELETHONS,
JERRY'S KIDS, I MEAN
OH, GOD, THAT'S HIM.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
ANSWER IT.
I'll GUIDE YOU THROUGH.
HELLO?
YOU LOUSY WHORE.
YOU KEPT ME WAITING ALL NIGHT.
APOLOGIZE AND ASK TO MEET NOW.
I'M SORRY. UM, WOULD
YOU LIKE TO MEET NOW?
BE AT MY HOUSE IN 20 MINUTES.
1163 CARLOTTA DRIVE.
DON'T BE LATE.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
I DIDN'T EXPECT TO PAY.
WELL, LOOK. WE'LL DRIVE
OVER THERE TOGETHER,
AND WE'LL JUST SIT DOWN AND
WE'LL DISCUSS THIS LIKE ADULTS.
OH, LIKE ADULTS?
THE GUY'S A BLACKMAILER.
LISTEN, FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE,
I'M EXTREMELY GOOD
AT MANIPULATING PEOPLE.
OH, WHAT NOW? YES?
A PIECE OF YOUR LUGGAGE
JUST ARRIVED, MA'AM.
HI. HI.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HURRY.
LET ME JUST TAKE SOMETHING
TO CALM MY NERVES.
OK, BUT, YOU KNOW, WE GOTTA...
WE GOTTA HURRY UP WITH THIS THING.
YOU OK IN THERE?
YOU KNOW, UM, IF IT'S ONE
OF THOSE TWIST-OFF THINGS,
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU A
HAND. I'M VERY GOOD WITH THOSE.
MY, UH, MY... MY DAD I-INVENTED
THEM, ACTUALLY.
COME ON. WE'VE REALLY GOTTA GO.
CARLOTTA. 1163 CARLOTTA.
FUCK! WHAT... WHAT... WHAT?
I LEFT MY EARRINGS
IN YOUR APARTMENT.
THEY'RE FINE. DON'T WORRY
THEY WERE DESIGNED FOR
ME BY LENEAU. THAT'S OK.
BUT THEY'RE WORTH A FORTUNE.
OK, WE'LL GET 'EM LATER.
JUST LET ME DO ALL THE TALKING.
I HAPPEN TO BE VERY GOOD
IN SITUATIONS LIKE THESE.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANTO BE NON-CONFRONTATIONAL.
THIS MUST BE THE PLACE.
DON'T WORRY.
I'll EXPLAIN MY PRESENCE HERE.
I'll DO ALL THE TALKING, OK?
AND REMEMBER,
NON-CONFRONTATIONAL.
WHA...?
DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
CLOSE THE DOOR.
HURRY UP.
HEY, HEY.
I GOT THE KEYS.
SO YOU CAN JUST FORGEABOUT TAKING A HIKE.
YOU SAID YOU WERE
JUST GONNA SCARE HIM.
I LIED. BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT,
I WAS NON-CONFRONTATIONAL.
NOW HELP ME LOOK
FOR THE NEGATIVES.
YOU CAN START BY
SEARCHING THAT TRASH HEAP.
JESUS CHRIST.
WHERE WAS THE BASTARD
KEEPIN' IT?
YOU'VE JUST KILLED SOMEBODY.
MATTHEW, DO NORAISE YOUR VOICE.
I'M FEELING VERY FRAGILE
AT THE MOMENT, OK?
BESIDES, THEY DIDN'INSTITUTIONALIZE ME
JUST FOR HAVING A YEN
FOR CHEESECAKE, YOU KNOW.
TELL ME WHY THEY DID.
WHEN I WAS 16, I WAS
SEDUCED BY AN OLDER MAN.
HE WAS CRUEL AND SADISTIC.
WHAT DID HE DO?
HE SOLD INSURANCE.
NO. NO. NO.
TELL ME WHAT HE DID TO YOU.
I WAS EMOTIONALLY
AND SEXUALLY ABUSED.
AND THEN, ONE DAY,
HE JUST WENT TOO FAR.
WHAT HAPPENED?
HE REFUSED TO MARRY ME.
SO I SET SOME SHRUBBERY ON
FIRE OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE AS A PRANK.
INSTEAD, HE PERISHED
ALONG WITH 32 OTHER PEOPLE.
32 OTHER PEOPLE?
YEAH. A SUPER BOWL WEEKEND.
I SPENT 6 FUCKING YEARS
IN THAT INSTITUTION!
6 FUCKING YEARS!
UPON RELEASE, I JUMPED
PAROLE, FLED TO EUROPE,
CHANGED MY ENTIRE APPEARANCE,
STARTED MODELING.
HENCE HEXINA.
I PICKED THE NAME MYSELF.
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
YOU'RE A FUGITIVE.
YES. AND THE SOLE REASON
FOR ALL THIS UNPLEASANTNESS
HAS BEEN THIS UGLY, STUPID,
SCUMBAG PIECE OF SHIT.
STUPID... AHHH!
I WANNA SEE.
EW!
WOULD YOU GET... SHH. SHH.
WE'LL GO BACK, RUN A CHECK ON
THE VEHICLE, SEE IF WE CAN MAKE IT.
MMM, MATTHEW.
CHH-CHH-CHH-CHH.
WHAT'S WRONG NOW?
NOTHING. JUST TRYING
TO KEEP MY WEIGHT DOWN.
HEY.
HEY, YOU FOUND IT!
HMM, I LOVE YOU. LET'S GO.
WAIT A MINUTE. FINGERPRINTS.
I'M WEARING GLOVES.
MY FINGERPRINTS.
COME ON.
SHIT.
WELL, TALKING TO THE POLICE IS
NOW OUT OF THE QUESTION, MATTHEW.
YOU'VE JUST BECOME AN ACCESSORY.
AND I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR YOUR FINE EFFORT TONIGHT.
AND THAT INCLUDES MAKING
ME COME 15 TIMES IN BED.
THE VICTIM'S NAME
IS HENRY PRATT.
MAILMAN FOUND THE BODY.
LOOK WHAT HE WAS DELIVERING.
HUH, SOME GUYS HAVE
ALL THE LUCK, DON'T THEY?
WOMAN ACROSS THE STREEHEARD SOMETHIN' 00 A.M.
A BLACK-AND-WHITE RESPONDED.
IDENTIFIED A RENTAL
CAR OUT FRONT.
REGISTRATION'S TO THE
LOCAL HOLIDAY PALACE,
TO ONE VICTOR THUMMELL.
ALL, RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, GET OUT!
GET OUT, MATT! GET OUT, MAN,
WHERE YOU BEEN?
WHO SAID YOU COULD
BORROW THIS CAR, HUH?
I'VE BEEN LOOKIN'
FOR THIS CAR, MAN!
I COULD'VE BEEN FIRED, MATT!
MAN, WHAT DO YOU GOTTA
SAY? SAY SOMETHING!
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WRONG, MAN!
I'M CHECK IN' OUT IN 10 MINUTES.
WHERE THE HELL IS MY WHITE SUIT?
I'M SORRY, SIR, THEY JUSCAN'T SEEM TO LOCATE IT. I
HERE'S YOUR SUIT, SIR.
THANK YOU.
THE LAUNDRY MUST HAVE
LOST THE TICKET.
GOD! IF I WASN'T IN SUCH A HURRY,
I WOULD CASTRATE YOU AGAIN!
SO, MATTHEW, WHAT... WHADID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION.
YES?
OH, SORRY. MY MISTAKE.
OK.
WELSH? WHO WAS
IN YOUR CAR LAST NIGHT?
CAR? I... I... I DON'REMEMBER ANY CAR.
IDIOT!
I DIDN'T HAVE A CAR OR ANYTHING.
YES?
REMEMBER THE STORY ABOUTHE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF, HUH?
OK. ABSOLUTELY.
OH, GOD.
I NEED YOU TO CALL ONE OF YOUR
GUESTS, VICTOR THUMMELL, DOWN HERE.
UM, YES, HI.
SIR, YOUR... YOUR PRESENCE
IS REQUESTED IN THE LOBBY.
UH, YES, RIGHT NOW. THANKS.
SOME SORT OF TROUBLE?
WELL, WE DON'T NORMALLY SHOW UP
TO MAKE A FASHION
STATEMENT, SON.
ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE HELL IS
GOIN' ON? I'M TRYING TO PACK.
ARE YOU VICTOR THUMMELL?
YEAH, THAT'S ME.
WHY DON'T WE TALK OVER THERE?
YOU RENTED A RED '88
CORVETTE FROM THIS HOTEL?
YEAH, I DID. WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?
WHERE'D YOU GO LAST NIGHT?
I DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE.
I WENT TO BED EARLY.
SURE YOU DID.
MY WIFE AND I WOULD
LIKE A ROOM, PLEASE.
FILL THIS OUT.
I HAVE GOT AN 8-HOUR DRIVE
BACK TO WEST COVINA,
AND I'M LEAVING.
OH, NO. YOU'RE NOGOIN' ANYWHERE.
THIS IS A MURDER INVESTIGATION.
A MURDER?
LOOK, I AM LEAVING.
THERE'S NOTHING YOU
CAN DO TO STOP ME.
I'M NOT VERY HAPPY
WITH YOUR ATTITUDE HERE.
OH, YEAH?
HA.
OH, COME ON. COME ON.
NOW, LOOK, I WANTO GO TO MY ROOM.
I'M GONNA PACK UP. YOU HAVE NO
OK, OK, IT'S COOL.
IT'S COOL. I'll GO.
HAH! OH, SHIT.
COME ON, LOOK. GOD DAMN IT!
LOOK, I AM LEAVING,
AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME,
YOU PUSSIES!
WAIT, I'M A REPUBLICAN! OW!
OW!
$150 FOR A DOUBLE.
BELLMAN WILL SHOW YOU
TO YOUR ROOM.
PLEASE, FOLKS. THERE'S... THERE'S
NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
OFFICIAL POLICE BUSINESS.
I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED
A LITTLE SOMETHING
HERE TODAY, MR. THUMMELL.
YOU NEVER MESS AROUND
WITH A FELLOW'S HAT LIKE THAT.
THE POLICE JUST TOOK
AN INNOCENT MAN INTO CUSTODY.
NO ONE IS TRULY INNOCENT.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE THE TRAIL LEADS TO US.
THERE IS NO "US."
IT'S LIKE I WAS NEVER HERE.
YOU COLD-BLOODED MURDERESS!
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
MURDERESS.
OH, I THOUGHYOU SAID METHODIST.
FOR A MOMENT, I WAS INSULTED.
I'M GOING TO THE POLICE
RIGHT NOW.
YOUR WORD AGAINST MINE? NO
ONE WILL BELIEVE WE'VE EVEN MET.
OH, THEY WON'T, HUH?
WELL, YOU LEFT PROOF BEHIND
IN MY APARTMENT. REMEMBER?
OH, FUCK! MY FUCKING
EARRINGS! FUCK!
I'VE COME TO DRIVE YOU
TO THE AIRPORT.
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I FOUND THIS MAN RUMMAGING
THROUGH MY BELONGINGS.
SIMON, DON'T LISTEN TO HER,
SHE'S LYING.
MINE IS AN EXPERT OPINION.
MY EARRINGS ARE MISSING, AND
NOW I KNOW WHO THE CULPRIT IS.
WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?
DON'T TOUCH ME! NO!
THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT,
YOU'RE MINE! SIMON!
YOU'RE FUCKING MINE, WELSH!
YOUR ASS IS MINE!
OH, GOD, SIMON!
I'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME
FOR THIS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
SIMON, HEXINA WAS IN
MY APARTMENT LAST NIGHT,
AND SHE TRIED TO KILL ME!
I'VE SEEN HER NAKED!
SHUT UP, SHUT UP! SHUT UP.
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A
COMMON CRIMINAL NOW, WELSH.
YOU'VE FUCKED YOURSELF
FOREVER, BUDDY.
SIMON, I'VE GOTTA STOP HER.
YOU JUST DON'T... DON'GET IT, DO YOU?
OH, NO!
IT'S FREE NOW.
AS SOON AS WE RECOVER YOUR
EARRINGS, THEY'LL BE SHIPPED TO YOU.
NO. I MISTRUST PARCEL SERVICES.
LOOK, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE WELSH LIVES?
MAYBE HE IS KEEPING
MY JEWELRY THERE.
I'll GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME AFTER
THE SHIFT, NOT BEFORE. OK?
GLORIA, I... I HAVE TO GO NOW.
I'M SORRY.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
CAN I BORROW YOUR CAR?
LET ME JUST HAVE
THE KEYS. I'll... RIGHT.
I NEED TO EXTEND MY STAY HERE.
INDEFINITELY.
WHERE'S YOUR BAR? I THINK I'll GO
TRASH 6 YEARS OF FUCKING SOBRIETY.
THANK YOU.
LOOK OUT!
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.
I WORK WITH MATTHEW WELSH
AT THE HOLIDAY PALACE.
HOLIDAY PALACE?
I THOUGHT HE WORKED FOR N.A.S.A.
WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU COULD
LET US INTO MR. WELSH'S APARTMENT?
WE'RE TRYING TO RETRIEVE
SOMETHING OF A PERSONAL NATURE.
WELL, NORMALLY I WOULDN'T.
BUT SINCE I SAW YOU
HERE LAST NIGHLOCK UP WHEN YOU FINISH.
STRANGE,
THAT LANDLADY THINKING
SHE'D SEEN YOU HERE LAST NIGHT.
I'll CHECK THIS ROOM.
YEAH, RIGHT.
BOOKS.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR A THOROUGH SEARCH.
YOUR PLANE LEAVES
IN HALF AN HOUR.
WAX. THIS GUY.
GOOD NEWS. I FOUND MY EARRINGS.
WHAT IS THAT?
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK
YOU THE SAME QUESTION.
I MEAN,
COULD WELSH, FOR ONCE IN HIS
LIFE, BEEN TELLING THE TRUTH?
WE'LL GET TO THAT LATER, KITTEN.
RIGHT NOW, SIMON WANTS
AN EXPLANATION.
SIMON.
IT'S ACTUALLY VERY, VERY SIMPLE.
I MEAN, THE WHOLE THING
IS JUST SO SILLY.
I'M WAITING.
THE ANSWER IS
I'M FUCKING BONKERS!
WHERE'S THAT VIKING, SIMON?
SIMON'S NOT BACK
FROM THE AIRPORT?
NO, HE'S NOT BACK
FROM THE AIRPORT.
YEAH, AND I GOT SOME PRIEST IN MY
OFFICE SCREAM IN' ABOUT... ABOUT LAWSUITS.
YOU KNOW, THESE THINGS
HAPPEN TO EVERYONE.
YEAH, SURE. THANKS.
COULD YOU TAKE ME HOME
RIGHT NOW?
GONZALES, THAT THING GROWING DOWN
THE BACK OF YOUR NECK? CUT IT OFF.
YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKING TONTO.
I'M SORRY.
I HAVE SOME MORE WORK.
I JUST... I GOTTA GO.
OK? ALL RIGHT.
THANKS A LOT, BYE. GO ON.
GO ON. TALK TO YOU LATER.
YOU CAN JUST GO OUT THIS WAY.
OK. ALL RIGHT. BYE. BYE... BYE.
WHAT A NIGHTMARE.
I DREAMED I WAS GIVING BIRTH
TO AN AUTOWORKER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I MISSED MY FLIGHT.
I'll HAVE TO STAY HERE
UNTIL I CAN RESCHEDULE.
WHERE'S SIMON?
OH, HE'S LONG GONE.
WE ARE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN.
THERE'S SO MANY SEX GAMES
WE CAN PLAY.
DO YOU HAVE MAYONNAISE
AND A RAKE?
11738 BELLAGIO.
PLEASE, AS QUICKLY
AS POSSIBLE. YEAH.
LOOK, A CAB IS GONNA BE
HERE IN ABOUT 2 MINUTES.
BUT I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU GO,
JUST... JUST GET AWAY FROM ME.
I WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD
TO MAKING LOVE.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHY DO YOU STILL WANTO HAVE SEX WITH ME?
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BESMALE LOVER I'VE EVER HAD.
THANK YOU. I
YOU'VE BEEN DOING
SOME REARRANGING, I SEE.
WELL, I WAS HUNGRY.
YOUR CUPBOARDS WERE BARE.
COME ON.
YOU KNOW, NO ONE
WOULD BELIEVE THIS.
I DON'T... I DON'T...
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
WHAT?
OH, MY GOD.
OH, THAT.
OH, JESUS!
I DON'T REMEMBER
THE NUMBER FOR 911.
UH-UH. I NEED YOUR HELP
DISPOSING OF THE BODY.
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
OH, FINE!
JUST LIKE A MAN.
YOU TAKE A GIRL TO BED,
BUT WHEN IT COMES TIME
FOR THE COMMITMENT, NO!
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?
OW! WOULD YOU STOP THAT?
OW! STOP THAT!
HEY, I PAY RENT HERE, BUDDY!
LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU BITCH,
OR I SWEAR I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
YOU HEAR ME? I'll KILL YOU!
I'll KILL YOU!
THAT'S IT!
RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!
I'VE CALLED THE POLICE ON YOU.
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.
GOOD! I WANT THEM TO SEE THIS!
I WANT EVERYBODY TO SEE THIS.
THE MODEL, HEXINA,
IS IN MY APARTMENT!
SHE'S COMMITTED MURDER,
AND THERE IS A DEAD BODY
IN MY REFRIGERATOR!
SHIT! NO!
TA-TA!
WAIT, DRIVER! STOP!
OH, GOD DAMN IT!
GET OUT! GET OUT!
GET OUT! OUT! OUT!
RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN!
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
NO!
THIS FEELS LIKE A RAPE! NO.
THIS FEELS LIKE A RAPE!
WAIT UNTIL THE POLICE GET HERE!
THEY'LL BEAT YOU WHILE I WATCH.
JESUS!
OH, SORRY, UH,
I'M THE DESIGNATED DRIVER
TONIGHT.
LOVELY EVENING.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
MY STEERING COLUMN GAVE OUT.
I'M STILL PRETTY SHOOK UP
ABOUT IT. I WAS JUSDRIVER'S LICENSE, PLEASE?
ABSOLUTELY. IT'S RIGHHERE, IN THE PLASTIC.
YOU'RE WEARING YOUR HAIR
DIFFERENTLY THAN IN THIS PICTURE.
IT LOOKS BETTER NOW.
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?
I'M SECURE ENOUGH IN MY MASCULINITY
THAT I CAN GIVE COMPLIMENTS.
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S VERY, VERY GOOD.
IT'S MY COMPANY CAR.
VEHICLE CAN'T REMAIN
ON THE ROAD.
I'll HAVE TO CALL A TOW.
YOU... YOU CAN'T IMPOUND THIS CAR.
IT... IT BELONGS TO THE
HOLIDAY PALACE. THEY
DON'T WORRY,
IT WON'T BE IMPOUNDED.
BASE, COPY?
ROGER.
WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE
YOU'LL TAKE IT?
IF YOU DID, I'D JUMP OFF A ROOF.
GOD DAMN IT!
MY PARENTS WOULD BE SO PROUD.
BYE-BYE.
SHIT!
PLEASE.
OH.
LARRY.
YES, SIR?
HAS SIMON RETURNED YET?
WELL, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I SAW
THE HOTEL SEDAN BEING TOWED BACK.
HE'S AVOIDING ME. YOU KNOW WHY?
NO.
BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT WHENEVER
I RUN INTO HIM, I'M GONNA KILL HIM.
NO.
NO.
YOU!
YOU!
STOP THAT BASTARD!
HE WAS ROBBING MY ROOM!
I'M GONNA TEAR YOU APART,
YOU LITTLE GREEN-COATED FUCK!
STOP THAT BASTARD!
HE WAS ROBBING MY ROOM!
HOLY SHIT!
THE GREEN BOY! AH! AH!
PATRIOTISM TOOK
A BIZARRE TURN TONIGHWHEN A LOCAL HOTEL EMPLOYEE
WRAPPED HIMSELF IN AN AMERICAN FLAG
AND APPARENTLY LEAPTO HIS DEATH.
IN 2 RELATED INCIDENTS
NOBODY IS TO LEAVE THIS HOTEL.
I'M QUESTIONING
EVERY LAST PERSON.
CAN YOU TELL ME
WHAT YOU SAW, SIR?
WELL, I, UH
W-W-WELL, UH
YES, I NEED THE DESTINATION
OF ONE OF YOUR CABS LAST NIGHT.
UM, SIMON SAID SOMETHING
ONCE ABOUT, UH,
THROWING HIMSELF OFF A ROOF,
BUT IT JUST SOUNDED
LIKE SARCASM.
A REPORTED 4-15.
HIS LANDLADY
PHONED IT IN LAST NIGHT.
UH-HUH, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I THOUGHT. THANK YOU.
THAT'LL BE ALL, LITTLE LADY.
YEAH. PALM COURT HOTEL.
OK. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
MATTHEW, I'M WORRIED. THEY
KEEP ASKING ABOUT THE BAD BLOOD
BETWEEN YOU AND SIMON.
MY GOD! WHY?
BECAUSE IT'S NO SECRET THAYOU TWO DIDN'T GET ALONG.
LARRY, I'M NOASKING YOU TO LIE,
JUST DON'T TELL THE COPS
THAT I TOOK THAT CAR.
LARRY, PLEASE.
YOU KNOW, IN PRISON I'M GOING TO BE
CONSIDERED RELATIONSHIP MATERIAL.
WELL, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
I'll TELL YOU WHAT.
I... I CAN DODGE THE TRUTH, UH,
GIVE EVASIVE ANSWERS, BUT, UH,
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA
OWE ME FOR THIS.
ABSOLUTELY. ANYTHING.
DON'T LOOK AT THIS
AS AN INTERROGATION,
MORE OF A FATHER-SON CHAT.
YOU KNOW, MOST OF THE GUYS
DOWN AT THE STATION
JUST FONDLY REFER TO ME
AS "PAPPY" FERGUSON.
OH, WHAT THE HELL.
YOU CAN CALL ME PAPPY.
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT, SON?
PLAY MUCH BASKETBALL?
I JUST WANT TO KNOW
WHO TOOK THE CAR, SON.
NO!
I'M SORRY, MATTHEW, ALL RIGHT?
GLORIA, IT WAS HEXINA!
MATTHEW! WHAT?
GLORIA, GLORIA, IT WAS HEXINA!
MATTHEW!
IT WAS ALWAYS HEXINA!
SHE DID IT! SHE DID IT ALL!
IT WAS ALWAYS HEXINA!
SHE'S STAYING ATHE HOTEL NEXT DOOR!
I'M INNOCENT!
NO! NO, I'M INNOCENT!
I'M INNOCENT! IT WASN'T ME!
THERE HE GOES!
I CAN'T SEE.
HE'S GOT A KNIFE!
EXCUSE ME, PARDON ME, PARDON ME.
OH! THEY KILLED MY SON!
IT WASN'T ME!
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!
IT WAS HEXINA!
IT WAS HEXINA! I'M TELLING YOU!
I'M NOT KIDDING!
YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY!
OH, SHIT!
SON OF A BITCH HIT ME
WITH A LEAD PIPE. HUH.
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR? GO AFTER HIM.
THE NIGHT'S TOP STORY
IS THE MANHUNFOR SUSPECTED KILLER
MATTHEW WELSH.
IT'S SPECULATED NOW THAMATTHEW WELSH MAY HAVE A FIXATION
FOR THE WORLD-RENOWNED
FASHION MODEL HEXINA.
YOU'RE GETTING WARMER. COME ON.
NO, YOU'RE COLD.
HEY! EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME, WOULD
YOU ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS FOR ME?
I MEAN, WHAT IS YOUR
RELATIONSHIP... PLEASE.
WITH MATTHEW WELSH?
SHUT UP.
DID YOU KNOW THAT HE WAS
A PSYCHOTIC KILLER?
COME ON.
TO THE LEFT. LEFT.
COME ON. THAT'S IT.
SHH. SHH. SHH.
LISTEN. I'll TAKE MY HAND AWAY.
IF YOU PROMISE
NOT TO SCREAM, OK? OK?
I PROMISE!
SHH.
GLORIA! GLORIA, YOU HAVE
KNOWN ME A LONG TIME.
HAVE I EVER SEEMED
LIKE A HOMICIDAL MANIAC?
YOU'RE ASKING THE WRONG PERSON.
I... I HAD A CRUSH ON NORMAN
BATES TILL THE END OF THE MOVIE.
OK.
I... I MIGHT AS WELL
JUST GIVE MYSELF UP, HUH?
WOULD YOU... WOULD YOU PLEASE
CALL THE POLICE NOW?
OH, GOD!
GLORIA, HEY, THERE'S
NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
PROVE IT. EMPTY YOUR POCKETS!
COME ON.
OH.
MATTHEW, WHAT DID YOU
GET YOURSELF INTO?
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE.
HEXINA? SHE'S BEHIND
ALL OF THIS.
SEE, SHE CAME TO TOWN SO SHE
COULD KILL THIS BLACKMAILER
SHE'S PROBABLY STILL AT THE
PALM COURT EVEN AS WE SPEAK.
I SWEAR TO YOU ON MY LIFE
THAT EVERYTHING
I HAVE SAID JUST NOW
IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE.
THERE WERE JUST SO MANY TIMES
THAT I COULD FEEL HIM
MENTALLY UNDRESSING ME.
YOU THINK, I'M MAKING THIS UP,
I'M NOT.
HE'S COME ONTO EVERY WOMAN
IN THIS BUILDING.
HE'D MADE AT LEAST 20 OF THESE.
ANOTHER PEYOTE-CHEWIN' SICKO
SCREAM IN' FOR RECOGNITION.
SIR, LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
UH-HUH, I KNEW
THAT HAD TO BE HERE.
THAT'S A GUN.
DO YOU HAVE ANY, UH,
ANY PHOTOS OR ANY...
OR ANY... ANY COPIES OR
NO.
NO.
GLORIA, DO YOU HAVE
A TAPE RECORDER?
YEAH.
HERE. BE CAREFUL.
IT'S A SONY, AND I'M STILL
MAKING PAYMENTS ON IT.
GREAT.
OK, HOW ABOUT A BIG ENVELOPE?
I WAS GONNA SEND THIS
TO MY PARENTS.
FANTASTIC.
ANYTHING ELSE, MASTER?
HOW ABOUT A SH-SHOWER?
GRANDPA, COME ON.
PARDON ME, MA'AM, UH,
DETECTIVE FERGUSON
ORDERED ALL HOLIDAY
PALACE EMPLOYEES
BE GIVEN POLICE PROTECTION.
THEY'VE APPARENTLY FOUND
WHAT THEY BELIEVE IS THE MURDER WEAPON
DURING A SWEEP OF WELSH'S APARTMENT.
OH.
UM, EXCUSE ME, UH,
WATER CONSERVATION
IS SO IMPORTANT.
GOD! GLORIA.
SHH, MATTHEW.
THE POLICE ARE HERE.
THE POLICE?
OH, JESUS! WHAT THE
YOU MIND IF I USE THIS?
OH, WELL, ACTUALLY
I'VE BEEN DRINKING
HERBAL TEA ALL MORNING
OH, IT DOESN'T FLUSH. IT'S... IT'S
OVERFLOWING. IT DOESN'T FLUSH.
COME ON.
COME ON, MAN, I GOTTA GO.
COME ON, WE'VE
OVERSTAYED OUR WELCOME.
MATTHEW.
MATTHEW, YOU GOTTA
GET OUT OF HERE.
THEY SAY THAT THEY FOUND A GUN
IN YOUR APARTMENT.
A GUN? YEAH.
WE USE THIS TRICK
ON CRACK DEALERS.
YOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE
YOUR WALLET OUT, MISTER.
I'll REMEMBER NEXT TIME.
WHOA!
OH, NO, MATTHEW, RUN.
OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD, IT'S HIM!
DON'T KILL ME!
OH, FUCK!
ALL RIGHT, WHERE IS IT?
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHERE IS IT?
WHERE IS IT? OH, I
FOUND IT. I FOUND IT.
PROSTITUTION'S ILLEGAL HERE,
TOO?
YOU WERE HARBORING
A KNOWN CRIMINAL.
AND I'M TELLING YOU THAMATTHEW IS NOT A MURDERER.
"SOCIETY OFTEN
FORGIVES THE CRIMINAL.
IT NEVER FORGIVES THE DREAMER."
I BURNED BETTER BOOKS
THAN THAT ON SUNDAYS,
YOU FILTHY HIPPIE.
SCRATCH THAT "HIPPIE" THING.
DETECTIVE, THE D.A.'S OFFICE
IS RETURNING YOUR PHONE CALL.
I AM NOT TO BE
INTERRUPTED. IS THAT CLEAR?
GOD DAMN IT!
NOW, YOU CAN COUNT ON BEIN' IN
THIS ROOM ALL NIGHT, LITTLE LADY.
I'M DIVORCED, WITH NO CHARISMA.
I'VE GOT NOWHERE TO GO.
YES?
FRONT DESK, MA'AM.
YOU'RE CONFIRMED FOR TONIGHT'S
10:30 FLIGHT TO PARIS.
EXCELLENT.
BY THE WAY, I RESENTHE CHEAP ARTWORK IN MY ROOM.
HEY, LOOK, I KNOW FOR A FACHEXINA'S STAYIN' THERE.
JUST PUT ME THROUGH TO HER.
AH, YES. HELLO, UH,
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
I NEED TO PAGE SOMEONE
IN THE HOTEL.
WILL HELEN SPEARS
PLEASE CONTACT THE FRONT DESK?
HELEN SPEARS,
THERE'S A MESSAGE FOR YOU.
HELLO?
WHO IS THIS?
THIS IS A FRIEND OF HENRY PRATWHO'S BEEN FOLLOWING YOU.
I AM ACROSS THE STREET.
BE ON THE ROOF OF MY HOTEL
IN 5 MINUTES.
HOW MANY FUCKING MEN
DO I HAVE TO KILL
IN THIS FUCKING TOWN?
OPERATOR, CONNECT ME TO
THE NEAREST POLICE PRECINCT.
YEAH, METRO DIVISION.
THIS IS MATTHEW WELSH.
MY HOROSCOPE SAYS THAT TONIGHIS A GOOD NIGHTO MAKE NEW FRIENDS
AND THEN DISMEMBER THEM.
I'll BE ON THE ROOF
OF THE PALM COURT.
IF YOU WISH TO TRY AND STOP ME.
HEY, NOVAK.
RUN IN AND GIVE THIS TO
FERGUSON. IT SOUNDS LIKE A CRANK.
NO WAY. HE JUST CHEWED
MY ASS OUT ROYAL.
I'll WAIUNTIL HE TAKES A BREAK.
I WANT A ROOM.
HELEN SPEARS!
IS THAT YOU?
HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED?
PLAYING GAMES WITH ME
CAN BE FATAL.
WELL, FOR THIS REMATCH,
I HAVE A DISTINCT ADVANTAGE.
EVIDENCE THAT YOU'VE
LIVED A PAST LIFE
AS A CRAZED ZEPPELIN.
BY THE WAY, YOU NEVER DID TELL
ME EXACTLY WHY YOU KILLED SIMON.
WHEN YOU'VE KILLED AS MANY PEOPLE
AS I HAVE, IT'S EASY TO LOSE TRACK.
NOW, WHICH ONE WAS SIMON?
TALL GUY? BAD SKIN?
MATTHEW TOLD ME
THAT THE MODEL DID THE KILLING.
AND I BELIEVE HIM.
HE THINKS SHE'S STAYING
AT THE PALM COURT HOTEL.
I BELIEVE YOU'VE MADE A TWISTED
LOVE PACT WITH THAT CLOWN
BASED ON YOUR MUTUAL
ADMIRATION OF SATAN.
YOU ALWAYS HEAR
ABOUT CELEBRITIES
GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER.
BUT WHO WOULD THINK, LITERALLY?
WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE YOU'RE
STALLING FOR TIME?
HERE YOU GO.
YOU KNOW, WHEN IT COMES
TO DUPLICITY,
YOU ARE A RANK AMATEUR.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
I CALLED THE COPS.
THEY'LL TAKE US BOTH INTO
CUSTODY AND HEAR A FULL CONFESSION.
YOURS.
WHEN YOU'VE KILLED
AS MANY PEOPLE AS I HAVE,
IT'S EASY TO LOSE TRACK.
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.
NO. BECAUSE YOU'RE NOTHIN'
BUT A FRONT-DESK CLERK!
SIR, THE WATCH COMMANDER
THOUGHT YOU SHOULD SEE THIS.
THE PALM COURT.
HAS A UNIT BEEN DISPATCHED?
YOU SAID NOT TO MAKE
A MOVE UNTIL YOU
THIS IS NOT THE PEACE
CORPS HERE, YOU IDIOTS!
MOBILIZE SOME BACKUP! NOW!
GUESS WHAT?
THAT WASN'T A POLICE CAR.
LOOKS MORE LIKE A SMALL
AMBULANCE, YOU DORK.
HUH.
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS NOBODY?
SOME MIDDLE-CLASS
DOUCHE BAG YOU DATE?
SHE LOOKS LIKE A PYGMY.
YOU DON'T THREATEN ME.
I HAPPEN TO KNOW FOR A FACTHAT YOU LEFT YOUR GUN
IN MY APARTMENT.
TRUE.
BUT I KEPT YOUR KNIFE.
FAGGOT HOLIDAY FUCKIN' PALACE!
LET ME SEE YOUR EYES
WHILE I KILL YOU!
FORGET IT.
OH, SHIT.
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
I HAVE SINNED AGAINST YOU,
OH, GOD,
AND I AM SORRY.
SORRY.
IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE NICE.
YOU FOUND MY G-SPOT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
OH, SHIT!
GUESS IT WAS A CRANK AFTER ALL.
ATTENTION ALL UNITS, CODE 3.
MURDER SUSPECT SPOTTED
AT HOLIDAY PALACE ON BAY ST.
THE SON OF A BITCH
HAS RETURNED TO THE
SCENE OF THE CRIME.
WE'VE RECEIVED WORD
THAT SUSPECTED MURDERER
MATTHEW WELSH
HAS JUST BEEN SIGHTED
AT THE HOLIDAY PALACE HOTEL
WHERE HE WAS RECENTLY EMPLOYED.
MATTHEW'S BACK. MATTHEW'S BACK.
MATTHEW'S BACK. MATTHEW'S BACK.
MATTHEW'S BACK!
OH, I ALMOST FORGOTO TELL YOU, MATTHEW,
I'M PREGNANT.
WHAT?
JUST KIDDING.
REPEAT. SUSPECTED MURDERER
MATTHEW WELSH
IS SOMEWHERE
IN THE HOLIDAY PALACE HOTEL.
OH, HOW APPROPRIATE.
"L" IS FOR "LIAR."
STOP THAT!
FOR GOD'S SAKE, STOP THAT!
GET THAT HARSH LIGHOUT OF MY FACE.
THAT LOOKS LIKE WELSH UP THERE.
WHO THE HELL'S THAT WITH HIM?
I DON'T KNOW, SIR.
S.W.A.T. TEAM.
HUT! HUT! HUT!
WHY WON'T YOU FALL?
PLEASE STOP IT!
I CAN'T GET A CLEAR SHOBECAUSE OF THE WOMAN.
SHOULD I TRY ANYWAY?
THERE'S NO MEDIA.
NO, GOD DAMN IT!
WHY WON'T YOU FALL?
MY FACE!
HEY, ISN'T THAT HEXINA?
INCOMING!
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
OH, GOD!
LET'S GO! WHAT HAVE
WE GOT HERE, SIR?
GUY ON THE ROOF, SIR!
OK, LET'S GO! AIRBAG!
OH, MY GOD!
I'M JUST A DESK CLERK.
COME ON! LET'S FILL IT UP!
LET'S GO!
OH, MY GOD!
RIGHT THERE!
THANK YOU!
OH, PAPA! PAPA!
HE'S AWAKE.
I'll TELL THE DOCTOR.
I'M LOOKING AT THE MOSWANTED MAN IN AMERICA.
YOU'VE GOT THE STORY
OF THE YEAR, MY FRIEND.
HEY, THAT HEXINA,
ALIAS HELEN SPEARS
SOUNDED LIKE
A REAL NIGHTMARE ON LEGS.
SHE EVEN ATTACKED A MIME.
JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT IT.
SEEMS THE MIME HAD BEEN
RELUCTANT TO TALK.
OH, BY THE WAY, YOU'VE GOT A
REAL FRIEND IN THAT GIRL GLORIA.
I MEAN, SHE BELIEVED IN YOU
WHEN NOBODY,
AND I DO MEAN NOBODY, ELSE DID.
HAVE A GOOD READ.
AFTER RECUPERATING
FOR NEARLY 6 MONTHS,
MATTHEW WELSH
IS BEING RELEASED TODAY.
MATTHEW!
GLORIA!
GLORIA.
GLORIA, HOW COME YOU
NEVER CAME TO VISIT ME?
I TRIED, BUT I... I COULDN'GET THROUGH SECURITY.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX
WITH THIS WOMAN?
YEAH. AND HAS SHE EVER
TRIED TO KILL YOU IN BED?
MATTHEW, DO YOU THINK
OSWALD ACTED ALONE?
MATTHEW. I NEED A BREAK.
YOU KNOW, I HONESTLY
DON'T RECOGNIZE YOU.
YOU... YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
YOU'RE HAPPY.
WELL, I INTEND TO STAY THAT WAY.
WHAT HAPPENED?
UM, HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT.
SIR, ARE YOU... ARE YOU OK?
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
OH, HI.
YOU MADE MY LIFE A NIGHTMARE!
NO!
YOU'RE A MANIAC! GET OFF OF HIM!
YOU! YOU!
MMM. MMM.
MMM.
GIN AND TONIC, PLEASE.
ANOTHER GINGER ALE.
AND HURRY, BEFORE THEY REALIZE
MONKEYS COULD DO THIS JOB.
GET PAID WITH SCRAPS.
PARDON ME, FRIEND.
DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER?
I SINCERELY HOPE NOT.
I'M... I'M VICTOR THUMMELL,
V.P. OF MORTGAGES.
OH. THANK YOU.
OH, THAT'S CUTE.
YOU'RE CUTE. HAVE A TREAT.
MMM.
MIGHT I INQUIRE
WHY YOU'RE CRYING?
THIS IS THE FIRST NEW YEAR'S
EVE I'VE SPENT ON MY OWN,
SINCE MY DIVORCE.
OH.
I WAS MARRIED TO A MAN WHO
USED TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DIRT.
LORD, I MISS HIM SO.
CEASE THOSE TEARS.
AND COME JOIN THE PARTY.
LEST PEOPLE THINK I COULDN'FIND A DATE FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE.
A THOROUGHBRED OWNER
FROM ENGLAND!
I THOUGHT ONLY DRUNKEN LOSERS
WOULD BE AT TONIGHT'S PARTY.
IF YOU THOUGHT THAT,
WHY DID YOU COME?
TO MEET SOMEBODY.
HERE'S TO RUNNING WITH THE
IN-CROWD IN THE NEW YEAR.
OH! OH, MY GOD. OH.
I'M SORRY. OH.
OH.
YES, IT'S
IT'S... IT'S ALL RIGHT.
OH.
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, SIR.
THERE'S A PHONE CALL FOR YOU
AT THE FRONT DESK.
GLORIA, WHAT GIVES YOU
THE RIGHT TO INTERFERE?
YOU'RE LATE,
AND THERE'S AN EMERGENCY.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
THIS GUY'S CREDIT CARD WON'CLEAR AND HE IS REALLY PISSED.
MATTHEW, I WANT THAT LINCOLN
RETURNED TO ME RIGHT NOW.
IT WAS A MISTAKE,
LETTING YOU BORROW IT.
WELL, IT'S ABOUT GODDAMNED TIME.
YOU'RE USING THE ACCESS CODE FOR
VISA INSTEAD OF AMERICAN EXPRESS.
WHAT KIND OF ASS-BACKWARD
HOTEL ARE YOU RUNNIN' HERE?
WELL, MY APOLOGIES, SIR, BUTHIS LITTLE LADY HERE, SHE'S JUSSHE'S JUST LEARNING THE ROPES.
SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE
FROM LEXINGTON, SON.
BORN AND RAISED.
WELL, HAPPY NEW YEAR, BOY.
AND RIGHT BACK AT YA.
HI.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WHERE AM I GOING, GLORIA?
I AM NOT SPENDING ANOTHER
NEW YEAR'S EVE BEHIND THIS DESK.
I AM GOING TO BE
DANCING THE NIGHT AWAY
WITH THE REST OF NORTH AMERICA.
HOLIDAY PALACE.
MATTHEW!
ASSISTANT MANAGER FOR YOU.
SIMON.
YOU HAVE THE NIGHT OFF.
WHY ARE YOU CALLING HERE?
JUST CHECKING IN.
WHY ARE YOU WEARING
A WHITE DINNER JACKET?
I HAVE GOT YOU
BY THE BALLS THIS TIME,
YOU ENTRY-LEVEL
PIECE OF SHIT. YEAH.
I'VE HEARD ALL ABOUT THE, UH, LITTLE
GAMES YOU PLAY WHILE I'M NOT AROUND.
SIMON... NO.
NO. YOU WILL GO SEE MR. LEVINE.
MATTHEW.
YOU KNOW,
YOU REMIND ME OF MY OWN SON.
THANK YOU.
THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT.
MY OWN SON IS A PUTZ.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
MIDNIGHT.
JESUS.
THE FIREWORKS JUST GAVE ME
A FLASHBACK TO VIETNAM.
YOU WERE IN VIETNAM? NO.
BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF MOVIES.
LISTEN.
WE'VE NEVER HAD
A PROBLEM BEFORE.
SO WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO BACK TO WORK?
FAREWELL, LOSER.
I WASN'T LET GO, SIMON.
LEVINE DIDN'T FIRE YOU?
SHIT! WHY ARE THE JEWISH
PEOPLE ALWAYS SO FORGIVING?
YOU'RE A PITIFUL FUCK, WELSH.
I'VE HATED GUYS LIKE YOU
ALL MY LIFE.
HETEROSEXUALS?
WHAT A DICK.
SIR, YOU WILL NEVER GUESS
WHO IS ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW.
SIMON, I AM NOIN THE MOOD TO GUESS.
JUST TELL ME.
I'll GIVE YOU A HINT. FRANCE.
GO ON, TAKE A SHOT.
IT WON'T KILL YOU.
SHE'S ON LINE 2.
I'M CALLING IT A NIGHT.
ANY MESSAGES FOR ME?
I'M IN 796.
NO, SIR. NO MESSAGES FOR YOU.
WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU DOING BACK THERE?
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU CHECKED ME IN THIS MORNING.
YOU WORK HERE.
YOU WORK
HEY. HEY, HE WORKS HERE.
OH, MY GOD, MATTHEW.
DON'T SAY IT, PLEASE.
OK, I'M SORRY. OK.
JUST DON'T SAY IT.
LOOK, SHE'S EVERYWHERE.
I LIKE MEN
WHO DARE TO BE DIFFERENT.
I LIKE MEN WHO KNOW HOW TO PLAY.
I LIKE MEN WHO AREN'T AFRAID
TO TAKE RISKS.
I LIKE MEN TO BE INDIFFERENT.
INDIFFERENCE.
FOR THOSE WHO COULD CARE LESS.
FROM PIERRE KATZ.
GOD, I WISH I SAW A FACE
LIKE THAT IN THE MIRROR.
TRUST ME. I'VE SEEN WHAHEXINA LOOKS LIKE IN THE MORNING.
IT'S GROTESQUE.
YOU'VE SLEPT WITH HEXINA?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LIE TO ME?
IT JUST SO HAPPENS
THAT I HAPPEN TO KNOW
EVERY TIME YOU SEE
A CELEBRITY ON T.V
A LOT OF VERY,
VERY FAMOUS PEOPLE.
YOU SAY YOU KNOW THEM.
YES, BUT THEY
DON'T KNOW YOU, RIGHT?
YEAH. LISTEN. WELL, YOU
KNOW, IT... IT JUST SO HAPPENS
THAT HEXINA'S BODY USED TO
BE MY OLD MAILING ADDRESS.
BOOM. SHH.
HEY, LEVINE NEEDS US.
YOU, TOO, NEEDLE-DICK.
INCREDIBLE AS IT MAY SEEM,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE AN
IMPORTANT GUEST HERE TOMORROW.
THE FASHION MODEL
FROM EUROPE. VELVEETA.
HEXINA.
HEXINA. ALL RIGHT, HEXINA.
NOW, YOU PEOPLE ARE
THE ONLY ONES I'M TELLING.
THE WOMAN WISHES TO KEEP HER
VISIT TO THIS COUNTRY A SECRET.
HERE!
THAT'S WHY
SHE PICKED THIS HOTEL.
NOBODY GIVES A SHIWHO STAYS HERE.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON?
WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU, THE KATZENJAMMER
KIDS OR SOMETHING? WHAT IS IT?
WELL, SIR, UM, MATTHEW
WAS JUST TELLING ME THATHAT HE USED TO DATE HEXINA.
OH, REALLY?
AND HITLER OWNED A DELI.
MATTHEW, COME ON.
COME ON.
IT WAS SUCH A COINCIDENCE.
I MEAN, WHY... WHY ARE YOU
FAILING TO SEE THE HUMOR IN THIS?
WHY?
BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN AT THIS
HOTEL FOR 12 YEARS, GLORIA.
SINCE I WAS 18.
AND... AND I'VE JUSALLOWED MYSELF TO BECOME
LIKE A PERMANENT FIXTURE HERE.
BESIDES, IT'S NOT A VERY GOOD
FEELING BEING TAKEN FOR GRANTED.
I KNOW.
YOU'RE IT.
HEY, COME ON.
LET'S HAVE SOME ICE HERE.
COMING IN, I REALIZED
THE LEFT ENGINE WAS OUT.
I TURNED TO MY... MY COPILOAND I SAID, "HANK"
BUT I JUST SAID AGAIN,
"IT IS NOT MY CLIENWHO IS ON TRIAL HERE.
IT IS THE LAW THAT IS
ON TRIAL IN THIS CASE."
WELL, THE... THE COURTROOM
WENT WILD.
900-FEEL.
YOU MUST AT LEAST SOUND 18
TO CALL.
THE PLANE! THE PLANE!
SOME THINGS ARE HARD TO SWALLOW
WHILE OTHERS ARE EASY.
YOGAIRE.
THE YOGURT OF FRANCE
IS NOW THE YOGURT OF SUBURBIA.
MMM.
I CAN'T EXPLAIN
OH, THIS IS SO GOOD.
DON'T DO IT FOR FUN
OH, NO. OH, PLEASE.
AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE
THAT THAT'S REAL?
AM I SUPPOSED TO ADMIRE THE
CRAFTSMANSHIP THAT THAT TOOK?
WELL, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
YOU JUST PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHAND I MAY INTRODUCE YOU.
SHE'S VERY
TO WHO? HEY, HEY.
HEY, SIMON. OR IS IT "WHOM"?
OH, WELSH. UH-HUH.
SIMON... OH, LOOK AT THIS.
BEAUTIFUL. I THINK THE KEY
WORD HERE IS "REALISTIC."
WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH?
AND THE WINNER IS
NOT YOU, WELSH.
NO COMMENT.
I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT TO, UH,
PICK UP THE REAL THING.
HEY, MAYBE I'll INVITE HEXINA
TO DINNER TONIGHT, HUH?
LET HER SAMPLE
THIS RARE DELICACY.
JESUS CHRIST. HERE'S A
MESSAGE I DON'T WANT TO DELIVER.
THIS MAN IS A PIG.
HE TELLS ME THAT I REMIND HIM OF THE
WAITRESS AT THE HOUSE OF PANCAKES
THAT HE ONCE BOFFED.
HERE. ALLOW ME TO
SPARE YOU THE INDIGNITY.
DO, UH, ALL YOUR ROOMS HAVE ONE
OF THOSE ADULT MOVIE CHANNELS?
OH, YES, THEY DO.
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
NO, NOT IN THE LEAST.
HEY, HOTSHOT. WHAT'S UP?
MESSAGE FOR YOU.
IT'S MY WIFE.
SHE CAN CALL BACK LATER.
I'M GONNA BE IN ALL NIGHT.
OH, BY THE WAY, MATTHEW,
WHEN I GET BACK UP TO MY ROOM,
I'M GONNA CALL THE MANAGER
AND HAVE YOU FIRED.
JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW.
MY NECK! MY NECK!
YOU KNOW, I CAN CLEARLY SEE
MYSELF 50 YEARS FROM NOW.
OLD AND GRAY,
STILL WEARING THIS UNIFORM,
BARELY ABLE TO WALK.
MATTHEW, WHERE DO YOU COME UP
WITH THESE IMAGES?
PRETTY SOON WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE THE HEXINA UNDER OUR ROOF.
WONDER WHAT SHE'S DOING IN TOWN?
YOU KNOW, SHE'S IN
FOR A BIG SURPRISE.
SHE HAS NO IDEA
THAT I'M WORKING HERE.
MATTHEW, DO YOU REALIZE
HOW UNHEALTHY IT IS
THAT YOU CANNOT ADMIT THE TRUTH?
HAS THE LINE BETWEEN
FANTASY AND REALITY
BECOME SO COMPLETELY
BLURRED TO YOU?
BELIEVE ME,
I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
HE AIN'T PAYIN' ME SHIT,
AND I GOTTA WORK
FOR LITTLE OR NOTHING.
GOD DAMN IT, I'M SICK
OF THIS FUCKING PLACE.
SO, BABE. CAN I CALL YOU BABE?
YOU KNOW, I'D BE
PERSONALLY HONORED
TO SHOW YOU AROUND TOWN
DURING YOUR VISIT.
I HAPPEN TO BE FAMILIAR WITH ALL
THE FINEST RESTAURANTS IN TOWN,
ESPECIALLY THIS LITTLE THAI
LESBIAN.
CLEARLY, THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW
HIS END OF THE TOTEM POLE.
I MEAN, HE WAS RUNNIN' AROUND PRETENDING
TO BE A GUEST, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
SIR, I APOLOGIZE.
I'll BE LETTING MATTHEW GO
AT THE END OF THE DAY.
DO I HAVE YOUR WORD ON THAT?
ABSOLUTELY.
AS MANAGER OF THE HOTEL,
YOU HAVE MY PERSONAL GUARANTEE.
SCHMUCK.
MATTHEW.
THE GUY
OUR SPECIAL BITCH GUESIS PEEVED ABOUT A BAG
THAT'S STUCK IN CUSTOMS.
THE SECOND IT ARRIVES, YOU
WILL SEND IT UP TO HER ROOM.
SIMON,
I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
I DON'T KNOW HEXINA.
IF YOU DID, DICKHEAD,
I'D JUMP OFF A ROOF.
LOOK, SHE'S ALREADY
GETTING A CALL.
YOU GET THAT.
GLORIA? WHAT?
MAYBE YOU'D LIKE
TO CATCH A MOVIE LATER?
I WOULD LOVE TO.
GREAT.
UH, HELLO? THE
GUEST IN 1204 IS ASLEEP.
WOULD YOU CARE
TO LEAVE A MESSAGE?
ASLEEP?
SHE JUST CALLED A MINUTE AGO
WHILE I WAS IN THE SHOWER.
WELL, IF YOU'D LIKE
TO LEAVE A MESSAGE, SIR,
YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IT THROUGH ME.
TELL HER PRATT CALLED BACK.
IT'S BEST TO MEET AT MY
HOUSE FOR PRIVACY REASONS.
BESIDES, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
TO DESCRIBE WHAT I LOOK LIKE.
I'll GIVE HER DIRECTIONS
WHEN SHE CALLS BACK.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
SO, MATTHEW,
WHAT TIME YOU WANNA GO SEE
THE MOVIE TONIGHT?
OH, I THINK
I ALREADY HAVE PLANS.
GOD.
YES?
HELLO. IT'S MR. PRATT.
HOW PROMPT.
I JUST LEFT A MESSAGE
ON YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE.
SO, WHAT TIME ARE WE
MEETING TONIGHT?
00-ISH?
BE AT THE ENTRANCE TO THE SIDE.
I'M REALLY
LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS.
NOT AS MUCH AS I AM, MON AMI.
JENNIFER. EMERGENCY.
I NEED A CAR.
NO. I'M WILLING TO PAY.
FORGET IT. YOU'RE UNTRUSTWORTHY.
NO, I DIDN'T MEAN YOU, SIR.
I WASN'T REFERRING TO YOU.
PREPARED TO JUMP OFF A ROOF?
WHY DON'T YOU COME OUTSIDE 00?
HEXINA AND I ARE GOING ON A DATE
AND I'D LIKE YOU TO WITNESS
A DRIVE-BY.
HEY! HEY!
YOU STAY AWAY
FROM THAT WOMAN, ASSHOLE.
I'M WARNING YOU.
MATTHEW, WHAT ON EARTH
IS GOING ON?
FANTASY AND REALITY
HAVE JUST MET.
A RED CORVETTE?
UNBE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE!
I GOTTA FIGURE OUWHO YOU ARE, MR. PRATT.
WELL,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
JUST DRIVE.
I WOULD LIKE TO
GET THIS OVER WITH.
YOU PROMISED THIS RENDEZVOUS
WOULD BE SECRET, MONSIEUR PRATT.
WHAT'S WITH THIS MONSIEUR
PRATT? WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL ME
BY MY FIRST NAME?
WHY ARE YOU TOYING
WITH ME, HENRY?
LET US JUST DO WHAT WE NEED
TO DO, SO I MAY RETURN HOME.
BUT I WAS HOPING
WE COULD SPEND A NICE,
QUIET EVENING TOGETHER.
UM, TAKE ME OVER THERE, PLEASE.
PANTOMIME.
DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY?
COME HERE, LITTLE MIME.
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
THIS IS AMERICA. PEOPLE JUST DON'GO AROUND HITTING EACH OTHER,
EXCEPT MAYBE THE TEAMSTERS.
YOU KNOW, I'M IN A MIND JUST TO
TAKE YOU BACK TO THE HOTEL AND
HENRY.
HENRY. WHO?
I MEAN, YES?
LET'S GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE.
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
CAN I OFFER YOU ANYTHING?
HMM, DO YOU HAVE, UM,
BLEU DE BRESSE,
ASSIETTE ANGLAISE,
PERHAPS A NICE BEAUJOLAIS?
WEDNESDAYS I'M USUALLY JUST OUT.
HELLO. THIS IS MATTHEW WELSH.
MY WORK FOR THE DAY...
BEAUJOLAIS!
ASSIGNMENT. I'D LIKE TO
HENRY, WHAT IS THIS?
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
YOU'VE CAUGHT ME.
LET ME EXPLAIN.
THERE'S NO NEED.
IT'S PERFECTLY OBVIOUS
WHY YOU DOCTORED THESE PHOTOS.
YOU'VE BEEN FANTASIZING ABOUTHIS MOMENT FOR SOME TIME.
BEING SO CLOSE TO ME.
TRUE.
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
YOU TELL ME.
NO. NO. NO.
GET OFF.
AH, BE PATIENT.
IT TAKES A WHILE.
OH, NO!
GET OFF OF ME!
MMM.
WOULD YOU MIND IF WE
DID THIS IN THE BEDROOM?
NO SKIN OFF MY BREAST.
GOD.
ABSOLUTELY.
OH, HENRY.
OH, HENRY.
OH, PAPA! PAPA!
WORK! WORK! WORK!
YOU WERE MAGNIFICENT.
CAN I HAVE THAT IN WRITING?
I AM DYING OF THIRST.
DO NOT MOVE FROM THE BED.
HENRY PRATT.
I LIKE WHO YOU ARE.
I, UM,
I REALIZE THIS IS A
LITTLE LATE TO BE ASKING,
BUT SHOULD I BE USING
SOME SORT OF PROTECTION?
UH-HUH.
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
WHY DO YOU RUN, HENRY?
COME HERE AND LET ME CUT YOU,
YOU FUCKING SWINE!
OW!
OH, YOU COCKSUCKER, PRATT!
I'M NOT PRATT.
THE FUCK YOU AREN'T.
LET ME JUSMY NAME IS MATTHEW WELSH.
I WORK AT THE HOLIDAY PALACE.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHIN THERE, MR. WELSH?
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
WELL, KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE.
YOU'RE DISTURBING
THE OTHER TENANTS.
WHITE TRASH.
I'M SORRY.
I INTERCEPTED A MESSAGE
FROM PRATT TONIGHT, AND I
I TOOK HIS PLACE.
WHY THE FUCK
DID YOU DO SUCH A THING?
WELL, SEE, I TOLD PEOPLE
THAT WE'VE HAD A RELATIONSHIP IN
THE PAST, THAT WE WERE INVOLVED.
I'M... I'M A LITTLE BIT OF A LIAR.
YOU JUST ATTEMPTED MURDER.
NO, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO SCARE YOU. HIM.
OH, GOD.
TAKE ME BACK
TO THE HOLIDAY PALACE.
FUCKING GEEK.
FIGURES. I'M WALKIN' AROUND
WITH HER AND NOBODY SEES ME.
AW, LIFE.
I DON'T WISH TO BE DISTURBED.
TOO LATE. YOU ALREADY ARE.
ALL RIGHT, LADY.
YOU GOT ABOUT 5 SECONDS
TO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE,
OR I'M GONNA HAVE A
LITTLE CHAT WITH THE POLICE.
3 MONTHS AGO, I RECEIVED
THESE IN THE MAIL.
OH, BOY.
THAT'S ME.
7 YEARS AGO. BEFORE NUTRISYSTEM.
WHERE WERE THESE TAKEN?
AT A HOSPITAL AROUND HERE
WHERE I WAS A PATIENT.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
IN THE STATES?
I'M AN AMERICAN CITIZEN.
BORN AND RAISED.
MY REAL NAME IS HELEN SPEARS.
HELEN SPEARS?
AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY
ONE PLAYING MASQUERADE GAMES.
SO, HOW'S HENRY PRATENTER INTO THIS?
HE SAYS HE'S A CLERK
AT THE PATIENT RECORDS.
HE RECENTLY CAME ACROSS
THOSE OLD PHOTOS.
WHAT'S HE ASKING FOR?
$400,000.
HMM.
HE ALSO EXPECTS ME TO FUCK HIM.
THAT'S THE PART YOU GOT. HA!
I KNOW. I WAS THERE.
NONE OF WHAT YOU SAID
JUSTIFIES MURDER.
LOOK, I... HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I JUSI... I JUST WANTED
TO SCARE THE GUY. OK?
SO HE WOULDN'T... WOULDN'RUIN MY IMAGE.
ALL I'VE ACHIEVED IS
AT STAKE. EVERYTHING.
I MEAN, LOOK AT ALL
THE GOOD STUFF I DO.
THE CHARITIES, THE TELETHONS,
JERRY'S KIDS, I MEAN
OH, GOD, THAT'S HIM.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
ANSWER IT.
I'll GUIDE YOU THROUGH.
HELLO?
YOU LOUSY WHORE.
YOU KEPT ME WAITING ALL NIGHT.
APOLOGIZE AND ASK TO MEET NOW.
I'M SORRY. UM, WOULD
YOU LIKE TO MEET NOW?
BE AT MY HOUSE IN 20 MINUTES.
1163 CARLOTTA DRIVE.
DON'T BE LATE.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
I DIDN'T EXPECT TO PAY.
WELL, LOOK. WE'LL DRIVE
OVER THERE TOGETHER,
AND WE'LL JUST SIT DOWN AND
WE'LL DISCUSS THIS LIKE ADULTS.
OH, LIKE ADULTS?
THE GUY'S A BLACKMAILER.
LISTEN, FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE,
I'M EXTREMELY GOOD
AT MANIPULATING PEOPLE.
OH, WHAT NOW? YES?
A PIECE OF YOUR LUGGAGE
JUST ARRIVED, MA'AM.
HI. HI.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HURRY.
LET ME JUST TAKE SOMETHING
TO CALM MY NERVES.
OK, BUT, YOU KNOW, WE GOTTA...
WE GOTTA HURRY UP WITH THIS THING.
YOU OK IN THERE?
YOU KNOW, UM, IF IT'S ONE
OF THOSE TWIST-OFF THINGS,
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU A
HAND. I'M VERY GOOD WITH THOSE.
MY, UH, MY... MY DAD I-INVENTED
THEM, ACTUALLY.
COME ON. WE'VE REALLY GOTTA GO.
CARLOTTA. 1163 CARLOTTA.
FUCK! WHAT... WHAT... WHAT?
I LEFT MY EARRINGS
IN YOUR APARTMENT.
THEY'RE FINE. DON'T WORRY
THEY WERE DESIGNED FOR
ME BY LENEAU. THAT'S OK.
BUT THEY'RE WORTH A FORTUNE.
OK, WE'LL GET 'EM LATER.
JUST LET ME DO ALL THE TALKING.
I HAPPEN TO BE VERY GOOD
IN SITUATIONS LIKE THESE.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANTO BE NON-CONFRONTATIONAL.
THIS MUST BE THE PLACE.
DON'T WORRY.
I'll EXPLAIN MY PRESENCE HERE.
I'll DO ALL THE TALKING, OK?
AND REMEMBER,
NON-CONFRONTATIONAL.
WHA...?
DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
CLOSE THE DOOR.
HURRY UP.
HEY, HEY.
I GOT THE KEYS.
SO YOU CAN JUST FORGEABOUT TAKING A HIKE.
YOU SAID YOU WERE
JUST GONNA SCARE HIM.
I LIED. BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT,
I WAS NON-CONFRONTATIONAL.
NOW HELP ME LOOK
FOR THE NEGATIVES.
YOU CAN START BY
SEARCHING THAT TRASH HEAP.
JESUS CHRIST.
WHERE WAS THE BASTARD
KEEPIN' IT?
YOU'VE JUST KILLED SOMEBODY.
MATTHEW, DO NORAISE YOUR VOICE.
I'M FEELING VERY FRAGILE
AT THE MOMENT, OK?
BESIDES, THEY DIDN'INSTITUTIONALIZE ME
JUST FOR HAVING A YEN
FOR CHEESECAKE, YOU KNOW.
TELL ME WHY THEY DID.
WHEN I WAS 16, I WAS
SEDUCED BY AN OLDER MAN.
HE WAS CRUEL AND SADISTIC.
WHAT DID HE DO?
HE SOLD INSURANCE.
NO. NO. NO.
TELL ME WHAT HE DID TO YOU.
I WAS EMOTIONALLY
AND SEXUALLY ABUSED.
AND THEN, ONE DAY,
HE JUST WENT TOO FAR.
WHAT HAPPENED?
HE REFUSED TO MARRY ME.
SO I SET SOME SHRUBBERY ON
FIRE OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE AS A PRANK.
INSTEAD, HE PERISHED
ALONG WITH 32 OTHER PEOPLE.
32 OTHER PEOPLE?
YEAH. A SUPER BOWL WEEKEND.
I SPENT 6 FUCKING YEARS
IN THAT INSTITUTION!
6 FUCKING YEARS!
UPON RELEASE, I JUMPED
PAROLE, FLED TO EUROPE,
CHANGED MY ENTIRE APPEARANCE,
STARTED MODELING.
HENCE HEXINA.
I PICKED THE NAME MYSELF.
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
YOU'RE A FUGITIVE.
YES. AND THE SOLE REASON
FOR ALL THIS UNPLEASANTNESS
HAS BEEN THIS UGLY, STUPID,
SCUMBAG PIECE OF SHIT.
STUPID... AHHH!
I WANNA SEE.
EW!
WOULD YOU GET... SHH. SHH.
WE'LL GO BACK, RUN A CHECK ON
THE VEHICLE, SEE IF WE CAN MAKE IT.
MMM, MATTHEW.
CHH-CHH-CHH-CHH.
WHAT'S WRONG NOW?
NOTHING. JUST TRYING
TO KEEP MY WEIGHT DOWN.
HEY.
HEY, YOU FOUND IT!
HMM, I LOVE YOU. LET'S GO.
WAIT A MINUTE. FINGERPRINTS.
I'M WEARING GLOVES.
MY FINGERPRINTS.
COME ON.
SHIT.
WELL, TALKING TO THE POLICE IS
NOW OUT OF THE QUESTION, MATTHEW.
YOU'VE JUST BECOME AN ACCESSORY.
AND I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR YOUR FINE EFFORT TONIGHT.
AND THAT INCLUDES MAKING
ME COME 15 TIMES IN BED.
THE VICTIM'S NAME
IS HENRY PRATT.
MAILMAN FOUND THE BODY.
LOOK WHAT HE WAS DELIVERING.
HUH, SOME GUYS HAVE
ALL THE LUCK, DON'T THEY?
WOMAN ACROSS THE STREEHEARD SOMETHIN' 00 A.M.
A BLACK-AND-WHITE RESPONDED.
IDENTIFIED A RENTAL
CAR OUT FRONT.
REGISTRATION'S TO THE
LOCAL HOLIDAY PALACE,
TO ONE VICTOR THUMMELL.
ALL, RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, GET OUT!
GET OUT, MATT! GET OUT, MAN,
WHERE YOU BEEN?
WHO SAID YOU COULD
BORROW THIS CAR, HUH?
I'VE BEEN LOOKIN'
FOR THIS CAR, MAN!
I COULD'VE BEEN FIRED, MATT!
MAN, WHAT DO YOU GOTTA
SAY? SAY SOMETHING!
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WRONG, MAN!
I'M CHECK IN' OUT IN 10 MINUTES.
WHERE THE HELL IS MY WHITE SUIT?
I'M SORRY, SIR, THEY JUSCAN'T SEEM TO LOCATE IT. I
HERE'S YOUR SUIT, SIR.
THANK YOU.
THE LAUNDRY MUST HAVE
LOST THE TICKET.
GOD! IF I WASN'T IN SUCH A HURRY,
I WOULD CASTRATE YOU AGAIN!
SO, MATTHEW, WHAT... WHADID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION.
YES?
OH, SORRY. MY MISTAKE.
OK.
WELSH? WHO WAS
IN YOUR CAR LAST NIGHT?
CAR? I... I... I DON'REMEMBER ANY CAR.
IDIOT!
I DIDN'T HAVE A CAR OR ANYTHING.
YES?
REMEMBER THE STORY ABOUTHE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF, HUH?
OK. ABSOLUTELY.
OH, GOD.
I NEED YOU TO CALL ONE OF YOUR
GUESTS, VICTOR THUMMELL, DOWN HERE.
UM, YES, HI.
SIR, YOUR... YOUR PRESENCE
IS REQUESTED IN THE LOBBY.
UH, YES, RIGHT NOW. THANKS.
SOME SORT OF TROUBLE?
WELL, WE DON'T NORMALLY SHOW UP
TO MAKE A FASHION
STATEMENT, SON.
ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE HELL IS
GOIN' ON? I'M TRYING TO PACK.
ARE YOU VICTOR THUMMELL?
YEAH, THAT'S ME.
WHY DON'T WE TALK OVER THERE?
YOU RENTED A RED '88
CORVETTE FROM THIS HOTEL?
YEAH, I DID. WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?
WHERE'D YOU GO LAST NIGHT?
I DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE.
I WENT TO BED EARLY.
SURE YOU DID.
MY WIFE AND I WOULD
LIKE A ROOM, PLEASE.
FILL THIS OUT.
I HAVE GOT AN 8-HOUR DRIVE
BACK TO WEST COVINA,
AND I'M LEAVING.
OH, NO. YOU'RE NOGOIN' ANYWHERE.
THIS IS A MURDER INVESTIGATION.
A MURDER?
LOOK, I AM LEAVING.
THERE'S NOTHING YOU
CAN DO TO STOP ME.
I'M NOT VERY HAPPY
WITH YOUR ATTITUDE HERE.
OH, YEAH?
HA.
OH, COME ON. COME ON.
NOW, LOOK, I WANTO GO TO MY ROOM.
I'M GONNA PACK UP. YOU HAVE NO
OK, OK, IT'S COOL.
IT'S COOL. I'll GO.
HAH! OH, SHIT.
COME ON, LOOK. GOD DAMN IT!
LOOK, I AM LEAVING,
AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME,
YOU PUSSIES!
WAIT, I'M A REPUBLICAN! OW!
OW!
$150 FOR A DOUBLE.
BELLMAN WILL SHOW YOU
TO YOUR ROOM.
PLEASE, FOLKS. THERE'S... THERE'S
NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
OFFICIAL POLICE BUSINESS.
I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED
A LITTLE SOMETHING
HERE TODAY, MR. THUMMELL.
YOU NEVER MESS AROUND
WITH A FELLOW'S HAT LIKE THAT.
THE POLICE JUST TOOK
AN INNOCENT MAN INTO CUSTODY.
NO ONE IS TRULY INNOCENT.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE THE TRAIL LEADS TO US.
THERE IS NO "US."
IT'S LIKE I WAS NEVER HERE.
YOU COLD-BLOODED MURDERESS!
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
MURDERESS.
OH, I THOUGHYOU SAID METHODIST.
FOR A MOMENT, I WAS INSULTED.
I'M GOING TO THE POLICE
RIGHT NOW.
YOUR WORD AGAINST MINE? NO
ONE WILL BELIEVE WE'VE EVEN MET.
OH, THEY WON'T, HUH?
WELL, YOU LEFT PROOF BEHIND
IN MY APARTMENT. REMEMBER?
OH, FUCK! MY FUCKING
EARRINGS! FUCK!
I'VE COME TO DRIVE YOU
TO THE AIRPORT.
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I FOUND THIS MAN RUMMAGING
THROUGH MY BELONGINGS.
SIMON, DON'T LISTEN TO HER,
SHE'S LYING.
MINE IS AN EXPERT OPINION.
MY EARRINGS ARE MISSING, AND
NOW I KNOW WHO THE CULPRIT IS.
WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?
DON'T TOUCH ME! NO!
THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT,
YOU'RE MINE! SIMON!
YOU'RE FUCKING MINE, WELSH!
YOUR ASS IS MINE!
OH, GOD, SIMON!
I'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME
FOR THIS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
SIMON, HEXINA WAS IN
MY APARTMENT LAST NIGHT,
AND SHE TRIED TO KILL ME!
I'VE SEEN HER NAKED!
SHUT UP, SHUT UP! SHUT UP.
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A
COMMON CRIMINAL NOW, WELSH.
YOU'VE FUCKED YOURSELF
FOREVER, BUDDY.
SIMON, I'VE GOTTA STOP HER.
YOU JUST DON'T... DON'GET IT, DO YOU?
OH, NO!
IT'S FREE NOW.
AS SOON AS WE RECOVER YOUR
EARRINGS, THEY'LL BE SHIPPED TO YOU.
NO. I MISTRUST PARCEL SERVICES.
LOOK, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE WELSH LIVES?
MAYBE HE IS KEEPING
MY JEWELRY THERE.
I'll GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME AFTER
THE SHIFT, NOT BEFORE. OK?
GLORIA, I... I HAVE TO GO NOW.
I'M SORRY.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
CAN I BORROW YOUR CAR?
LET ME JUST HAVE
THE KEYS. I'll... RIGHT.
I NEED TO EXTEND MY STAY HERE.
INDEFINITELY.
WHERE'S YOUR BAR? I THINK I'll GO
TRASH 6 YEARS OF FUCKING SOBRIETY.
THANK YOU.
LOOK OUT!
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.
I WORK WITH MATTHEW WELSH
AT THE HOLIDAY PALACE.
HOLIDAY PALACE?
I THOUGHT HE WORKED FOR N.A.S.A.
WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU COULD
LET US INTO MR. WELSH'S APARTMENT?
WE'RE TRYING TO RETRIEVE
SOMETHING OF A PERSONAL NATURE.
WELL, NORMALLY I WOULDN'T.
BUT SINCE I SAW YOU
HERE LAST NIGHLOCK UP WHEN YOU FINISH.
STRANGE,
THAT LANDLADY THINKING
SHE'D SEEN YOU HERE LAST NIGHT.
I'll CHECK THIS ROOM.
YEAH, RIGHT.
BOOKS.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR A THOROUGH SEARCH.
YOUR PLANE LEAVES
IN HALF AN HOUR.
WAX. THIS GUY.
GOOD NEWS. I FOUND MY EARRINGS.
WHAT IS THAT?
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK
YOU THE SAME QUESTION.
I MEAN,
COULD WELSH, FOR ONCE IN HIS
LIFE, BEEN TELLING THE TRUTH?
WE'LL GET TO THAT LATER, KITTEN.
RIGHT NOW, SIMON WANTS
AN EXPLANATION.
SIMON.
IT'S ACTUALLY VERY, VERY SIMPLE.
I MEAN, THE WHOLE THING
IS JUST SO SILLY.
I'M WAITING.
THE ANSWER IS
I'M FUCKING BONKERS!
WHERE'S THAT VIKING, SIMON?
SIMON'S NOT BACK
FROM THE AIRPORT?
NO, HE'S NOT BACK
FROM THE AIRPORT.
YEAH, AND I GOT SOME PRIEST IN MY
OFFICE SCREAM IN' ABOUT... ABOUT LAWSUITS.
YOU KNOW, THESE THINGS
HAPPEN TO EVERYONE.
YEAH, SURE. THANKS.
COULD YOU TAKE ME HOME
RIGHT NOW?
GONZALES, THAT THING GROWING DOWN
THE BACK OF YOUR NECK? CUT IT OFF.
YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKING TONTO.
I'M SORRY.
I HAVE SOME MORE WORK.
I JUST... I GOTTA GO.
OK? ALL RIGHT.
THANKS A LOT, BYE. GO ON.
GO ON. TALK TO YOU LATER.
YOU CAN JUST GO OUT THIS WAY.
OK. ALL RIGHT. BYE. BYE... BYE.
WHAT A NIGHTMARE.
I DREAMED I WAS GIVING BIRTH
TO AN AUTOWORKER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I MISSED MY FLIGHT.
I'll HAVE TO STAY HERE
UNTIL I CAN RESCHEDULE.
WHERE'S SIMON?
OH, HE'S LONG GONE.
WE ARE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN.
THERE'S SO MANY SEX GAMES
WE CAN PLAY.
DO YOU HAVE MAYONNAISE
AND A RAKE?
11738 BELLAGIO.
PLEASE, AS QUICKLY
AS POSSIBLE. YEAH.
LOOK, A CAB IS GONNA BE
HERE IN ABOUT 2 MINUTES.
BUT I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU GO,
JUST... JUST GET AWAY FROM ME.
I WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD
TO MAKING LOVE.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHY DO YOU STILL WANTO HAVE SEX WITH ME?
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BESMALE LOVER I'VE EVER HAD.
THANK YOU. I
YOU'VE BEEN DOING
SOME REARRANGING, I SEE.
WELL, I WAS HUNGRY.
YOUR CUPBOARDS WERE BARE.
COME ON.
YOU KNOW, NO ONE
WOULD BELIEVE THIS.
I DON'T... I DON'T...
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
WHAT?
OH, MY GOD.
OH, THAT.
OH, JESUS!
I DON'T REMEMBER
THE NUMBER FOR 911.
UH-UH. I NEED YOUR HELP
DISPOSING OF THE BODY.
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
OH, FINE!
JUST LIKE A MAN.
YOU TAKE A GIRL TO BED,
BUT WHEN IT COMES TIME
FOR THE COMMITMENT, NO!
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?
OW! WOULD YOU STOP THAT?
OW! STOP THAT!
HEY, I PAY RENT HERE, BUDDY!
LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU BITCH,
OR I SWEAR I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
YOU HEAR ME? I'll KILL YOU!
I'll KILL YOU!
THAT'S IT!
RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!
I'VE CALLED THE POLICE ON YOU.
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.
GOOD! I WANT THEM TO SEE THIS!
I WANT EVERYBODY TO SEE THIS.
THE MODEL, HEXINA,
IS IN MY APARTMENT!
SHE'S COMMITTED MURDER,
AND THERE IS A DEAD BODY
IN MY REFRIGERATOR!
SHIT! NO!
TA-TA!
WAIT, DRIVER! STOP!
OH, GOD DAMN IT!
GET OUT! GET OUT!
GET OUT! OUT! OUT!
RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN!
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
NO!
THIS FEELS LIKE A RAPE! NO.
THIS FEELS LIKE A RAPE!
WAIT UNTIL THE POLICE GET HERE!
THEY'LL BEAT YOU WHILE I WATCH.
JESUS!
OH, SORRY, UH,
I'M THE DESIGNATED DRIVER
TONIGHT.
LOVELY EVENING.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
MY STEERING COLUMN GAVE OUT.
I'M STILL PRETTY SHOOK UP
ABOUT IT. I WAS JUSDRIVER'S LICENSE, PLEASE?
ABSOLUTELY. IT'S RIGHHERE, IN THE PLASTIC.
YOU'RE WEARING YOUR HAIR
DIFFERENTLY THAN IN THIS PICTURE.
IT LOOKS BETTER NOW.
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?
I'M SECURE ENOUGH IN MY MASCULINITY
THAT I CAN GIVE COMPLIMENTS.
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S VERY, VERY GOOD.
IT'S MY COMPANY CAR.
VEHICLE CAN'T REMAIN
ON THE ROAD.
I'll HAVE TO CALL A TOW.
YOU... YOU CAN'T IMPOUND THIS CAR.
IT... IT BELONGS TO THE
HOLIDAY PALACE. THEY
DON'T WORRY,
IT WON'T BE IMPOUNDED.
BASE, COPY?
ROGER.
WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE
YOU'LL TAKE IT?
IF YOU DID, I'D JUMP OFF A ROOF.
GOD DAMN IT!
MY PARENTS WOULD BE SO PROUD.
BYE-BYE.
SHIT!
PLEASE.
OH.
LARRY.
YES, SIR?
HAS SIMON RETURNED YET?
WELL, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I SAW
THE HOTEL SEDAN BEING TOWED BACK.
HE'S AVOIDING ME. YOU KNOW WHY?
NO.
BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT WHENEVER
I RUN INTO HIM, I'M GONNA KILL HIM.
NO.
NO.
YOU!
YOU!
STOP THAT BASTARD!
HE WAS ROBBING MY ROOM!
I'M GONNA TEAR YOU APART,
YOU LITTLE GREEN-COATED FUCK!
STOP THAT BASTARD!
HE WAS ROBBING MY ROOM!
HOLY SHIT!
THE GREEN BOY! AH! AH!
PATRIOTISM TOOK
A BIZARRE TURN TONIGHWHEN A LOCAL HOTEL EMPLOYEE
WRAPPED HIMSELF IN AN AMERICAN FLAG
AND APPARENTLY LEAPTO HIS DEATH.
IN 2 RELATED INCIDENTS
NOBODY IS TO LEAVE THIS HOTEL.
I'M QUESTIONING
EVERY LAST PERSON.
CAN YOU TELL ME
WHAT YOU SAW, SIR?
WELL, I, UH
W-W-WELL, UH
YES, I NEED THE DESTINATION
OF ONE OF YOUR CABS LAST NIGHT.
UM, SIMON SAID SOMETHING
ONCE ABOUT, UH,
THROWING HIMSELF OFF A ROOF,
BUT IT JUST SOUNDED
LIKE SARCASM.
A REPORTED 4-15.
HIS LANDLADY
PHONED IT IN LAST NIGHT.
UH-HUH, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I THOUGHT. THANK YOU.
THAT'LL BE ALL, LITTLE LADY.
YEAH. PALM COURT HOTEL.
OK. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
MATTHEW, I'M WORRIED. THEY
KEEP ASKING ABOUT THE BAD BLOOD
BETWEEN YOU AND SIMON.
MY GOD! WHY?
BECAUSE IT'S NO SECRET THAYOU TWO DIDN'T GET ALONG.
LARRY, I'M NOASKING YOU TO LIE,
JUST DON'T TELL THE COPS
THAT I TOOK THAT CAR.
LARRY, PLEASE.
YOU KNOW, IN PRISON I'M GOING TO BE
CONSIDERED RELATIONSHIP MATERIAL.
WELL, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
I'll TELL YOU WHAT.
I... I CAN DODGE THE TRUTH, UH,
GIVE EVASIVE ANSWERS, BUT, UH,
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA
OWE ME FOR THIS.
ABSOLUTELY. ANYTHING.
DON'T LOOK AT THIS
AS AN INTERROGATION,
MORE OF A FATHER-SON CHAT.
YOU KNOW, MOST OF THE GUYS
DOWN AT THE STATION
JUST FONDLY REFER TO ME
AS "PAPPY" FERGUSON.
OH, WHAT THE HELL.
YOU CAN CALL ME PAPPY.
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT, SON?
PLAY MUCH BASKETBALL?
I JUST WANT TO KNOW
WHO TOOK THE CAR, SON.
NO!
I'M SORRY, MATTHEW, ALL RIGHT?
GLORIA, IT WAS HEXINA!
MATTHEW! WHAT?
GLORIA, GLORIA, IT WAS HEXINA!
MATTHEW!
IT WAS ALWAYS HEXINA!
SHE DID IT! SHE DID IT ALL!
IT WAS ALWAYS HEXINA!
SHE'S STAYING ATHE HOTEL NEXT DOOR!
I'M INNOCENT!
NO! NO, I'M INNOCENT!
I'M INNOCENT! IT WASN'T ME!
THERE HE GOES!
I CAN'T SEE.
HE'S GOT A KNIFE!
EXCUSE ME, PARDON ME, PARDON ME.
OH! THEY KILLED MY SON!
IT WASN'T ME!
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!
IT WAS HEXINA!
IT WAS HEXINA! I'M TELLING YOU!
I'M NOT KIDDING!
YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY!
OH, SHIT!
SON OF A BITCH HIT ME
WITH A LEAD PIPE. HUH.
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR? GO AFTER HIM.
THE NIGHT'S TOP STORY
IS THE MANHUNFOR SUSPECTED KILLER
MATTHEW WELSH.
IT'S SPECULATED NOW THAMATTHEW WELSH MAY HAVE A FIXATION
FOR THE WORLD-RENOWNED
FASHION MODEL HEXINA.
YOU'RE GETTING WARMER. COME ON.
NO, YOU'RE COLD.
HEY! EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME, WOULD
YOU ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS FOR ME?
I MEAN, WHAT IS YOUR
RELATIONSHIP... PLEASE.
WITH MATTHEW WELSH?
SHUT UP.
DID YOU KNOW THAT HE WAS
A PSYCHOTIC KILLER?
COME ON.
TO THE LEFT. LEFT.
COME ON. THAT'S IT.
SHH. SHH. SHH.
LISTEN. I'll TAKE MY HAND AWAY.
IF YOU PROMISE
NOT TO SCREAM, OK? OK?
I PROMISE!
SHH.
GLORIA! GLORIA, YOU HAVE
KNOWN ME A LONG TIME.
HAVE I EVER SEEMED
LIKE A HOMICIDAL MANIAC?
YOU'RE ASKING THE WRONG PERSON.
I... I HAD A CRUSH ON NORMAN
BATES TILL THE END OF THE MOVIE.
OK.
I... I MIGHT AS WELL
JUST GIVE MYSELF UP, HUH?
WOULD YOU... WOULD YOU PLEASE
CALL THE POLICE NOW?
OH, GOD!
GLORIA, HEY, THERE'S
NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
PROVE IT. EMPTY YOUR POCKETS!
COME ON.
OH.
MATTHEW, WHAT DID YOU
GET YOURSELF INTO?
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE.
HEXINA? SHE'S BEHIND
ALL OF THIS.
SEE, SHE CAME TO TOWN SO SHE
COULD KILL THIS BLACKMAILER
SHE'S PROBABLY STILL AT THE
PALM COURT EVEN AS WE SPEAK.
I SWEAR TO YOU ON MY LIFE
THAT EVERYTHING
I HAVE SAID JUST NOW
IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE.
THERE WERE JUST SO MANY TIMES
THAT I COULD FEEL HIM
MENTALLY UNDRESSING ME.
YOU THINK, I'M MAKING THIS UP,
I'M NOT.
HE'S COME ONTO EVERY WOMAN
IN THIS BUILDING.
HE'D MADE AT LEAST 20 OF THESE.
ANOTHER PEYOTE-CHEWIN' SICKO
SCREAM IN' FOR RECOGNITION.
SIR, LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
UH-HUH, I KNEW
THAT HAD TO BE HERE.
THAT'S A GUN.
DO YOU HAVE ANY, UH,
ANY PHOTOS OR ANY...
OR ANY... ANY COPIES OR
NO.
NO.
GLORIA, DO YOU HAVE
A TAPE RECORDER?
YEAH.
HERE. BE CAREFUL.
IT'S A SONY, AND I'M STILL
MAKING PAYMENTS ON IT.
GREAT.
OK, HOW ABOUT A BIG ENVELOPE?
I WAS GONNA SEND THIS
TO MY PARENTS.
FANTASTIC.
ANYTHING ELSE, MASTER?
HOW ABOUT A SH-SHOWER?
GRANDPA, COME ON.
PARDON ME, MA'AM, UH,
DETECTIVE FERGUSON
ORDERED ALL HOLIDAY
PALACE EMPLOYEES
BE GIVEN POLICE PROTECTION.
THEY'VE APPARENTLY FOUND
WHAT THEY BELIEVE IS THE MURDER WEAPON
DURING A SWEEP OF WELSH'S APARTMENT.
OH.
UM, EXCUSE ME, UH,
WATER CONSERVATION
IS SO IMPORTANT.
GOD! GLORIA.
SHH, MATTHEW.
THE POLICE ARE HERE.
THE POLICE?
OH, JESUS! WHAT THE
YOU MIND IF I USE THIS?
OH, WELL, ACTUALLY
I'VE BEEN DRINKING
HERBAL TEA ALL MORNING
OH, IT DOESN'T FLUSH. IT'S... IT'S
OVERFLOWING. IT DOESN'T FLUSH.
COME ON.
COME ON, MAN, I GOTTA GO.
COME ON, WE'VE
OVERSTAYED OUR WELCOME.
MATTHEW.
MATTHEW, YOU GOTTA
GET OUT OF HERE.
THEY SAY THAT THEY FOUND A GUN
IN YOUR APARTMENT.
A GUN? YEAH.
WE USE THIS TRICK
ON CRACK DEALERS.
YOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE
YOUR WALLET OUT, MISTER.
I'll REMEMBER NEXT TIME.
WHOA!
OH, NO, MATTHEW, RUN.
OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD, IT'S HIM!
DON'T KILL ME!
OH, FUCK!
ALL RIGHT, WHERE IS IT?
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHERE IS IT?
WHERE IS IT? OH, I
FOUND IT. I FOUND IT.
PROSTITUTION'S ILLEGAL HERE,
TOO?
YOU WERE HARBORING
A KNOWN CRIMINAL.
AND I'M TELLING YOU THAMATTHEW IS NOT A MURDERER.
"SOCIETY OFTEN
FORGIVES THE CRIMINAL.
IT NEVER FORGIVES THE DREAMER."
I BURNED BETTER BOOKS
THAN THAT ON SUNDAYS,
YOU FILTHY HIPPIE.
SCRATCH THAT "HIPPIE" THING.
DETECTIVE, THE D.A.'S OFFICE
IS RETURNING YOUR PHONE CALL.
I AM NOT TO BE
INTERRUPTED. IS THAT CLEAR?
GOD DAMN IT!
NOW, YOU CAN COUNT ON BEIN' IN
THIS ROOM ALL NIGHT, LITTLE LADY.
I'M DIVORCED, WITH NO CHARISMA.
I'VE GOT NOWHERE TO GO.
YES?
FRONT DESK, MA'AM.
YOU'RE CONFIRMED FOR TONIGHT'S
10:30 FLIGHT TO PARIS.
EXCELLENT.
BY THE WAY, I RESENTHE CHEAP ARTWORK IN MY ROOM.
HEY, LOOK, I KNOW FOR A FACHEXINA'S STAYIN' THERE.
JUST PUT ME THROUGH TO HER.
AH, YES. HELLO, UH,
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
I NEED TO PAGE SOMEONE
IN THE HOTEL.
WILL HELEN SPEARS
PLEASE CONTACT THE FRONT DESK?
HELEN SPEARS,
THERE'S A MESSAGE FOR YOU.
HELLO?
WHO IS THIS?
THIS IS A FRIEND OF HENRY PRATWHO'S BEEN FOLLOWING YOU.
I AM ACROSS THE STREET.
BE ON THE ROOF OF MY HOTEL
IN 5 MINUTES.
HOW MANY FUCKING MEN
DO I HAVE TO KILL
IN THIS FUCKING TOWN?
OPERATOR, CONNECT ME TO
THE NEAREST POLICE PRECINCT.
YEAH, METRO DIVISION.
THIS IS MATTHEW WELSH.
MY HOROSCOPE SAYS THAT TONIGHIS A GOOD NIGHTO MAKE NEW FRIENDS
AND THEN DISMEMBER THEM.
I'll BE ON THE ROOF
OF THE PALM COURT.
IF YOU WISH TO TRY AND STOP ME.
HEY, NOVAK.
RUN IN AND GIVE THIS TO
FERGUSON. IT SOUNDS LIKE A CRANK.
NO WAY. HE JUST CHEWED
MY ASS OUT ROYAL.
I'll WAIUNTIL HE TAKES A BREAK.
I WANT A ROOM.
HELEN SPEARS!
IS THAT YOU?
HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED?
PLAYING GAMES WITH ME
CAN BE FATAL.
WELL, FOR THIS REMATCH,
I HAVE A DISTINCT ADVANTAGE.
EVIDENCE THAT YOU'VE
LIVED A PAST LIFE
AS A CRAZED ZEPPELIN.
BY THE WAY, YOU NEVER DID TELL
ME EXACTLY WHY YOU KILLED SIMON.
WHEN YOU'VE KILLED AS MANY PEOPLE
AS I HAVE, IT'S EASY TO LOSE TRACK.
NOW, WHICH ONE WAS SIMON?
TALL GUY? BAD SKIN?
MATTHEW TOLD ME
THAT THE MODEL DID THE KILLING.
AND I BELIEVE HIM.
HE THINKS SHE'S STAYING
AT THE PALM COURT HOTEL.
I BELIEVE YOU'VE MADE A TWISTED
LOVE PACT WITH THAT CLOWN
BASED ON YOUR MUTUAL
ADMIRATION OF SATAN.
YOU ALWAYS HEAR
ABOUT CELEBRITIES
GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER.
BUT WHO WOULD THINK, LITERALLY?
WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE YOU'RE
STALLING FOR TIME?
HERE YOU GO.
YOU KNOW, WHEN IT COMES
TO DUPLICITY,
YOU ARE A RANK AMATEUR.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
I CALLED THE COPS.
THEY'LL TAKE US BOTH INTO
CUSTODY AND HEAR A FULL CONFESSION.
YOURS.
WHEN YOU'VE KILLED
AS MANY PEOPLE AS I HAVE,
IT'S EASY TO LOSE TRACK.
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.
NO. BECAUSE YOU'RE NOTHIN'
BUT A FRONT-DESK CLERK!
SIR, THE WATCH COMMANDER
THOUGHT YOU SHOULD SEE THIS.
THE PALM COURT.
HAS A UNIT BEEN DISPATCHED?
YOU SAID NOT TO MAKE
A MOVE UNTIL YOU
THIS IS NOT THE PEACE
CORPS HERE, YOU IDIOTS!
MOBILIZE SOME BACKUP! NOW!
GUESS WHAT?
THAT WASN'T A POLICE CAR.
LOOKS MORE LIKE A SMALL
AMBULANCE, YOU DORK.
HUH.
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS NOBODY?
SOME MIDDLE-CLASS
DOUCHE BAG YOU DATE?
SHE LOOKS LIKE A PYGMY.
YOU DON'T THREATEN ME.
I HAPPEN TO KNOW FOR A FACTHAT YOU LEFT YOUR GUN
IN MY APARTMENT.
TRUE.
BUT I KEPT YOUR KNIFE.
FAGGOT HOLIDAY FUCKIN' PALACE!
LET ME SEE YOUR EYES
WHILE I KILL YOU!
FORGET IT.
OH, SHIT.
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
I HAVE SINNED AGAINST YOU,
OH, GOD,
AND I AM SORRY.
SORRY.
IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE NICE.
YOU FOUND MY G-SPOT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
OH, SHIT!
GUESS IT WAS A CRANK AFTER ALL.
ATTENTION ALL UNITS, CODE 3.
MURDER SUSPECT SPOTTED
AT HOLIDAY PALACE ON BAY ST.
THE SON OF A BITCH
HAS RETURNED TO THE
SCENE OF THE CRIME.
WE'VE RECEIVED WORD
THAT SUSPECTED MURDERER
MATTHEW WELSH
HAS JUST BEEN SIGHTED
AT THE HOLIDAY PALACE HOTEL
WHERE HE WAS RECENTLY EMPLOYED.
MATTHEW'S BACK. MATTHEW'S BACK.
MATTHEW'S BACK. MATTHEW'S BACK.
MATTHEW'S BACK!
OH, I ALMOST FORGOTO TELL YOU, MATTHEW,
I'M PREGNANT.
WHAT?
JUST KIDDING.
REPEAT. SUSPECTED MURDERER
MATTHEW WELSH
IS SOMEWHERE
IN THE HOLIDAY PALACE HOTEL.
OH, HOW APPROPRIATE.
"L" IS FOR "LIAR."
STOP THAT!
FOR GOD'S SAKE, STOP THAT!
GET THAT HARSH LIGHOUT OF MY FACE.
THAT LOOKS LIKE WELSH UP THERE.
WHO THE HELL'S THAT WITH HIM?
I DON'T KNOW, SIR.
S.W.A.T. TEAM.
HUT! HUT! HUT!
WHY WON'T YOU FALL?
PLEASE STOP IT!
I CAN'T GET A CLEAR SHOBECAUSE OF THE WOMAN.
SHOULD I TRY ANYWAY?
THERE'S NO MEDIA.
NO, GOD DAMN IT!
WHY WON'T YOU FALL?
MY FACE!
HEY, ISN'T THAT HEXINA?
INCOMING!
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
OH, GOD!
LET'S GO! WHAT HAVE
WE GOT HERE, SIR?
GUY ON THE ROOF, SIR!
OK, LET'S GO! AIRBAG!
OH, MY GOD!
I'M JUST A DESK CLERK.
COME ON! LET'S FILL IT UP!
LET'S GO!
OH, MY GOD!
RIGHT THERE!
THANK YOU!
OH, PAPA! PAPA!
HE'S AWAKE.
I'll TELL THE DOCTOR.
I'M LOOKING AT THE MOSWANTED MAN IN AMERICA.
YOU'VE GOT THE STORY
OF THE YEAR, MY FRIEND.
HEY, THAT HEXINA,
ALIAS HELEN SPEARS
SOUNDED LIKE
A REAL NIGHTMARE ON LEGS.
SHE EVEN ATTACKED A MIME.
JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT IT.
SEEMS THE MIME HAD BEEN
RELUCTANT TO TALK.
OH, BY THE WAY, YOU'VE GOT A
REAL FRIEND IN THAT GIRL GLORIA.
I MEAN, SHE BELIEVED IN YOU
WHEN NOBODY,
AND I DO MEAN NOBODY, ELSE DID.
HAVE A GOOD READ.
AFTER RECUPERATING
FOR NEARLY 6 MONTHS,
MATTHEW WELSH
IS BEING RELEASED TODAY.
MATTHEW!
GLORIA!
GLORIA.
GLORIA, HOW COME YOU
NEVER CAME TO VISIT ME?
I TRIED, BUT I... I COULDN'GET THROUGH SECURITY.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX
WITH THIS WOMAN?
YEAH. AND HAS SHE EVER
TRIED TO KILL YOU IN BED?
MATTHEW, DO YOU THINK
OSWALD ACTED ALONE?
MATTHEW. I NEED A BREAK.
YOU KNOW, I HONESTLY
DON'T RECOGNIZE YOU.
YOU... YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
YOU'RE HAPPY.
WELL, I INTEND TO STAY THAT WAY.
WHAT HAPPENED?
UM, HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT.
SIR, ARE YOU... ARE YOU OK?
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
OH, HI.
YOU MADE MY LIFE A NIGHTMARE!
NO!
YOU'RE A MANIAC! GET OFF OF HIM!
YOU! YOU!