Jumping Ship (2001) Movie Script
1
That's Great, Michael.
Good For You.
I Know It Sounds Strange
Coming From Me, Aunt Jules,
But It Really Feels Good
Growing Your Own Stuff.
It's Hard Work, Though.
Well, I Guess You Got
A Little Farmer In You
After All.
[Chuckles] So...Is
Tommy All Set To Go?
I'd Say. He's Been Packed
For 3 Days.
I've Gotta Admit, Michael,
I'm A Little Nervous.
Australia's Really Far Away.
I Know, But I Promise You,
I'm Gonna Take Good Care
Of Him, All Right?
Don't Worry.
Uh, Excuse Me,
Aunt Jules.
Hey, Uh...Missed
A Couple Of Weeds
Right There, Partner.
Ok? Thanks.
It's So Hard To Get
Good Help These Days.
So, Where Is Tommy,
Anyway?
[Horse Whinnies]
Oh, He's Riding Up
Right Now.
Hey, Tommy,
Michael's On The Phone!
I'll Talk To You
Later, Michael.
Have Fun,
And Be Careful.
We Will, All Right?
And Don't Worry, Aunt Jule.
I Promise You Tommy
Is In Very Good Hands.
All Right?
I Know.
Here He Is.
Hey, Michael.
Hey, Bud.
Are You Out, Uh...
Riding My Horse Again?
Yeah. He's Gotten
Really Fast.
He's Really Living
Up To His Name.
We're Going
For A Steak Sandwich!
Hey, Tommy,
Are You Ready
To Have Some Fun?
Couldn't Be More Ready.
Well, Guess What. I Was
On The, Uh, Internet,
And I've Decided
That I'm Gonna Charter
A Private Yacht
To Take Us Deep-Sea
Fishing For 2 Days
And Then
On To The Resort.
Just You And Me.
How Cool Is That, Huh?
Really?
Yeah. I Thought
You Might Like It.
I Can't Wait.
Me, Neither, Buddy.
Uh, Listen,
Um, I'll See You
At The Airport.
All Right?
All Right. Bye.
Ok. Bye.
How's The Water?
Oh, It's Great, Dad.
Want To Come In?
Wish I Could.
But I've...
Gotta Go To Work.
Nice Tan, Michael.
Oh, Thanks. Yeah,
I'm Trying To Get
A Good, Uh, You Know,
Base For...Australia.
Michael, My Accountant
Just Called.
This Trip With Tommy
That You're Taking
To Australia?
Seems To Have Come In
At $4,000 More
Than You Said It Would.
Oh, I Can Explain That.
Oh, Please Do.
Ok. See, Roxanne
Is Gonna Be In Hawaii.
Right? Which Is
Practically Right
Next Door To Australia.
So I Said, "Hey, Since
You're In The Neighborhood,
Come On Down And Join
Tommy And Me."
So You Picked Up The Tab?
[Chuckles]
Dad, I Invited Her.
Is This Gonna
Be A Problem?
Well, As A Matter Of Fact,
It Is A Problem.
Michael, You're
Spending Money
You Don't Have,
And You Don't Have
A Job To Pay It Back.
You Know, Michael,
In My Book,
Success Is When Preparation
Meets Opportunity.
And Frankly, Michael,
What You're Doing Here
Has Nothing To Do
With Either One.
Dad, Look, I--I--
Now, Don't "Dad" Me.
You're Supposed To Be
Looking For A Job,
Maybe Putting
Your Education To Work.
But, Dad, I'm Not Sure
I Want To Be An Attorney.
Well, Our Agreement Was
Whatever You Chose,
You'd Be Employed
By The End Of The Summer.
Well, I've Been Looking.
Well, I Don't Know Of
A Whole Lot Of Opportunities
You're Gonna Find
Sitting Here
In This Pool, Michael.
Now, You're Going
To Pay Me Back
For Roxanne.
So I Suggest
That When You Return
From Your Vacation,
You Find That Job
That We've Been Talking About,
Or You're Gonna
Come Work For Me.
Just Like Your Partner
In Your Firm?
No, Not As A Partner
In My Firm, Michael.
You'd Have To Go To Law School
And Pass The Bar Exam
To Do That.
You're Gonna Start
The Way I Started...
As A File Clerk.
It's Not A Punishment,
Michael.
It's A Job.
Who Knows?
You Might Like It.
I Might Even Treat You
To Lunch Once In A While.
Think About It.
Here.
Need Some Help?
No, That's Ok.
I Can Do It.
Here. This Is For You--
A Little Going-Away
Present.
Thanks. Set It Down
Over There.
Sure.
Ok.
Don't Even Say It.
I Know What
He's Trying To Do.
Oh, Really?
And What's That?
Helping You Unload
The Hay Yesterday...
Pitching In
With The Fence
Last Week...
Always Offering
To Drive You Into Town?
He's A Nice Guy.
Neighbors Help
Each Other Out.
Ok. What About Making
Dinner? Steak Sandwiches?
Everybody's
Gotta Eat.
You Know What
I'm Trying To Say.
He Likes You.
Well...
I Like Him, Too.
Just Because You Do
Doesn't Mean I Have To.
Honey...
Look, I Don't Know
How To Explain It.
I Just Don't Want
Another Dad.
Honey.
Nobody's Trying
To Replace Your Dad.
Good...'Cause
No One Will.
Of Course Not.
Oh, Come On.
Give Him
Half A Chance.
Maybe There's Room If You
Really Want To Be Friends.
All Right,
Let's Get Going.
You Don't Want
To Miss Your Plane.
Thank You.
There You Go,
Gentlemen.
Thank You.
Whoo!
Beautiful, Huh?
What Do You Think?
Is This Beautiful
Or What?
This Is Great.
Yeah.
You Know What? I Love
This Look On You.
I Look Like You.
I Know.
Isn't It Great?
Hey, Michael.
What?
Smile.
Oh, Wait A Minute.
Hold On.
Uh, Excuse Me. Sir.
Would You Mind
Snapping
A Picture
Of Us, Please?
No Worries, Mates.
Thanks.
Get The Boats In,
All Right? Ok.
All Right.
That's Great.
Thank You.
Hey, Wait.
This Is, Uh...
For You.
Thanks A Lot.
Thank You.
Have A Good Day.
All Right.
Can't Get Better
Than This, Huh?
It's Off To
Paradise Island.
Ooh! Sorry, Sir.
Wasn't Watchin'
Where I Was Goin'.
That's...Ok.
Ok.
No Worries...
Cool.
Mate.
You Ok?
What? Yeah. Come On.
What's
The Boat's Name?
Oh. You're
Gonna Love This.
It's Call, Uh,
The Tiffany.
I'm Sure It's Owned
By The Same Family
That Owns
That Jewelry Store.
Probably Just, Uh,
Charter It Out
On The Weekend
When They're
Not Using It.
Lucky For Us.
But How Tacky
Is That, Huh?
Michael: Ok...
Now, You Can't
Miss That.
[Soft Classical Music Playing]
Oh, Yeah.
Come On.
When You Said
A Few Days
On A Boat,
I Didn't
Expect This.
Yeah, Well...
Have A Seat,
My Friend.
Lesson Number One--
You Always Get
What You Deserve
Out Of Life.
Can I Help You, Sirs?
Yes. You Can.
[Chuckles]
You Can Start
By Taking Those Bags
Down To Our Cabins.
And, Uh, We Just
Traveled, Like, Halfway
Around The World, Man,
And We're Dyin' Of Thirst,
So How About Poppin' Open
A Couple Of Sodas
On Your Way Back?
Oh, And, Um,
Put A Couple Of Those
Little Umbrellas In It,
'Cause...We Love Those.
I'm Sorry, Sir.
I Think You're
On The Wrong Craft.
This Is A Private
Yacht, Sir,
Not A Charter.
If You Could, Perhaps,
Tell Me The Name?
This Is The Tiffany,
Isn't It?
No, Sir.
The... Tiffany,
I Believe,
Is Over There.
That's Yours.
G'day, Mate.
Hey.
G'day, Mate.
They're So
Friendly Here.
Yeah.
Frakes.
Let's See.
Platinum Cards...
Beverly Hills
Address.
This Kid Might
Be Worth Somethin'.
That's What I Thought.
Pulled Up In A Limo.
Heading Out
To Paradise Island.
That Place
Isn't Cheap.
What's Up?
Our Next Project?
Hold Up.
Hello!
[Thumping]
Ow!
Hello?
Yeah! What?
Is This The Tiffany?
Yeah. This Is Her.
Please Tell Me
There's More Than One.
No. No, This Is Her.
One And Only.
All Right, I'd Like
To Talk To The Captain
Of The Boat, Please.
That Would Be Me.
Jake Hunter's
The Name.
You're The Captain
Of This...Heap?
[Chuckles] Well...
She Might Need
A New Coat Of Paint,
But She's As Solid
As The First Day She
Was Put On The Sea.
And Who Did That--Noah?
Come On, Michael.
No, No. Tommy,
If This Was A Horse,
We'd Shoot It To Put It
Out Of Its Misery.
There's No Way We're
Gettin' On This Boat.
I Want My Money Back.
Uh, You Have A Nonrefundable
Deposit, Sir.
I'm Sure It's Something
My Attorney Can Work Out.
Come On, Tommy,
We're Outta Here.
What A Scam.
Well, Um...Good Luck
Finding Anything Else,
Mr. Woods.
The Charters,
They Fill Up Kinda Fast
Around Here.
And, Uh,
Just So You Know...
I'm Leaving In An Hour
Whether You're
On My Boat Or Not.
Yeah, Ok. Thanks. Great.
Come On, Tommy.
We're Gonna Find Us
Something Better.
Come On. Let's Go.
Ok. Forward. Aft.
Port Is Left Side.
Starboard Is Right.
The Bathroom
Is Called The Head.
The Kitchen Is The Galley,
Where You Will Find
A Fridge,
And It Is
A Help-Yourself Fridge.
Up Here Is The Sky Deck.
To My Right Over Here
Is The Cockpit
Where You'll Find Me
Most Of The Time.
Lower Deck Is Where
We Do All The Fishing.
Emergency Channel Is 39.
Life Jackets Are Stowed
In The Compartment
That Says
"Life Jackets,"
And Nobody Touches
My Mug Here.
He's Not A Captain,
He's A Warden.
David, Listen, Man.
When I Asked You
To Ask Your Dad
If He Could Get Me A Job,
I Was Hoping It
Would Be More, You Know,
Executive Level.
I Don't Want To--
No, I Don't Want
To Drive A Tour Tram.
Ok. All Right.
You Know What?
Don't Worry About It.
I'm Just Gonna
Call Someone Else.
It's Fine. Thanks. Bye.
Uh, I Think
We Should Settle Up
On The Other Half
Of The Payment.
I Don't Want To
Get Too Far Out.
Are You Kidding Me?
The Way We've Been Mislead,
We Shouldn't
Pay You At All.
Well...
Ok.
Ok, You Know What?
You Don't Have To Play
The Missing Wallet Trick
On Me.
Relax, Will You?
I Probably Put It Down
In My Luxury Suite
Below Deck.
Tommy:
Could You Have Lost It?
No. No. No.
Because When I Paid
The Limo Driver,
I Had My Wallet, So--
Oh, No.
Look, It's Not My Fault
That I Got Pickpocketed,
All Right?
But Don't Worry.
I'm Having The Money
Transferred To The Island,
And I'll Pay You
As Soon As We Get There.
I'm Totally Good For It.
Give Me Your Watch.
What?
You Heard Me.
Give Me Your Watch.
I Want Some Kind
Of Collateral.
Are You Nuts?
I Could Buy This Boat
With My Watch.
You Either Give Me
The Watch Now,
Or I'm Takin' Both
Of You Guys Back To Port.
All Right.
All Right. Fine.
Take It.
If You Put One Scratch
On It, I Swear...
What Are You Gonna Do,
You Gonna Call Your Lawyer?
Michael:
Dad, Look, You Know What?
I'm Gonna Lose You
At Any Minute.
Can You Please Just
Cancel All The Credit Cards
And Wire The Money Directly
To Paradise Island For Me?
Yeah. All Right.
And, Dad, I'm Gonna
Pay You Back
As Soon As I Get Home.
All Right?
Ok. Thank You, Dad.
Bye.
[Sighs]
Pry Sympathy
Out Of Him
With A Crowbar.
Well?
You'll Get Your Money
As Soon As We Get
To The Island,
All Right?
Good.
You'll Get
Your Watch Back.
Yeah. Great.
Uh...Who's Steering
The Boat?
It Has An Autopilot.
And It Works.
Hey, Jake. Think We Can
Do Some Fishing, Too?
Sure. Why Not?
I'm Going To Get Changed.
[Laughs]
Who Are You,
The Crocodile Hunter?
Please. I Don't Think
The Crocodile Hunter
Shops On Rodeo Drive.
Michael: Yeah, Actually,
My, Uh, Friend Jennifer
Told Me To
Give You Guys A Call.
Yes. She Said That,
Uh, Your Management Company
Was Opening Up
A Music Division
And Needs Someone To Run It.
Yeah. I--Yeah--Whoa!
Whoa! No! Uh--What?!
No, No, Not--Aah--You.
It's Just, Uh--
It's Just--Aah!
It's A Great
Job Opportunity.
Uh, Could You Hold On?
I'm So Sorry.
I'm Experiencing A Little
Technical Difficulty Right Here.
What?! I'm Sorry About That.
Heh Heh Heh.
So, Uh, Let's Talk Music.
Well, I Have--
I Have A Lot--Aah! Aah!
Michael.
What?! Oh!
Hello? Could You Hold On
Just One Second?
Hey, Michael.
No, No. Would--Hello?
Yeah. I'm Sorry.
I'm Sorry.
Hold On. Hold On.
No. Yeah. Hold--Aah!
Whoa. Hey, Michael.
Aah. Aah. Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Michael.
What?!
I Was Only Gonna Suggest
That You Unplug
The Headset
And Use The Phone.
Hey. You Guys
Should Reel In.
We're Gonna Be Hitting
Some Cross-Currents.
Could Get Some
Pretty Big Swells.
Tommy:
Reel In, Michael.
Wow, Huh?
These Waves Are Huge.
Things Go Up And Down
And Up And Down.
[Michael Retching]
Mike...
You Don't Look So Good.
Yeah.
Want A Bite
Of My Egg Sandwich?
That's Ok.
What Happened
To Your Hand?
I Just Busted Open
An Old Blister.
You Should See
If Captain Jake Has
Any Bandages For You.
Hey.
Hey.
You Have A Bandage?
Uh...Uh, Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Radio: Tiffany,
This Is Island Patrol.
Come Back. Over.
Yeah. Hey, Butch.
What's Goin' On?
Don't Touch That.
I Haven't Seen You
In A While.
Everything All Right?
Yeah, Everything's Fine.
Wonderin' If You're Up
For Some Lobster Diving
Tomorrow?
Sorry, Butch.
I, Uh, I Can't.
I Have A Charter.
You Do?
Yeah.
Listen,
I'll Talk About It
When I Get Back.
Over And Out.
Friend Of Yours?
Whoa! What The Heck
Happened To Your Hands?
Nothing.
They Just Get Kind Of
Beat Up On The Ranch.
Ah, The Ranch.
I Get It Now.
You Own Your Own Ranch,
I Suppose?
No, Not Really.
Not Anymore.
Couldn't Afford It,
So We Just Run It Now.
Have I Done Something Wrong,
Because You're Sure
Acting Like It?
No!
I'm Just Having
A Bad Day, I Guess.
I've Had A Few Of Those.
Thanks For The Bandage.
No Problem.
Hey, Tommy.
It's Called A Sextant.
Sailors Used To Use It
To Follow The Stars
At Night.
My Dad And I...
Found It While Diving
By A Wreck.
You And Your Dad
Were Treasure Hunters?
Yeah, Sort Of.
Did You Ever
Find Anything Else?
Yes, We Did.
Once...
[Sighs]
A Long Time Ago.
Really?
Oh, Yeah.
Where?
Well, My Dad And I,
We Were Diving
By This Sunken
Spanish Galleon,
And We Came Across
This Gold Coin
Tucked Between
2 Pieces Of Coral.
I Mean, Just Perfectly
Laying There.
When My Dad Plucked It
Out Of There,
There Were 7 More
Underneath It.
That Must've Been So Cool.
It Was. It Was So Cool.
Where's Your Dad Now?
He's Around.
Wish Mine Was.
He Died A Couple Years Ago.
I'm Sorry To Hear That.
Hey, You Know What?
Come Here A Second.
Yeah. You Got Something
Behind Your Ear.
You Serious?
Oh, Yeah.
Let Me Get It There.
It's Right, Uh,
Right There.
Ohh!
Is That It?
That Is It.
I Mean,
That's One Of 'Em.
Here. Check It Out.
Oh...It's So Cool.
Yeah.
Where Are
The Rest Of 'Em?
My Dad And I, We, Uh,
Invested Them.
You Know?
Jonas.
You Find Out
His Credit Limit?
Yep.
It's Unlimited.
Jackpot.
So What's The Plan
Gonna Be, Boss?
It's Quite Simple,
Really--
Pick Up The Guy,
Get A Ransom,
Then Feed Him
To The Sharks.
You Know, They Did Some
Research On That Coin
And Found That It Was
On A Merchant Vessel
Sunk By Pirates.
Pirates?
Yeah.
Is Storytelling One Of
The Perks On This Trip.
Got Any Of Those
Seasick Pills?
No, Sorry, We're All Out.
But If You're Gonna Hurl,
Do It Over The Side,
And, Uh, Not Into The Wind.
Don't Worry About It.
There's Nothing Left.
Trust Me.
Hey, Michael.
Look What Jake
And His Dad Found.
Pretty Cool, Huh?
They Found It
In A Sunken Ship.
That's Cool.
So There Were Really
Pirates Around Here?
Oh, Yeah.
They Hit These
Merchant Vessels,
Hide Out
In The Islands.
Of Course, No One
Would Go After 'Em
Because Of The...
Cannibals.
Cannibals?
There's No Cannibals,
Tommy.
Headhunters?
People Who Eat People.
Love To Shrink Heads.
I Gotta Go Lie Down.
He's Not Doing
So Well.
What A Shame.
Pirates.
You Know, They're
Still Around.
Aren't You Worried About
Them Hitting Your Boat?
No. This Isn't Exactly
The Type Of Vessel
They're After.
[Groaning]
Aah!
[Loud Splash]
[Toilet Flushes]
Oh, Hey, Michael.
Yeah.
You're Missin'
All The Fun.
Come On. Look
What Jake Rigged.
You Gotta Try It.
It's A Blast.
Isn't That Nice Of Him.
What Did He Do,
Get Struck By Lightning?
What Happened
To Your Neck?
Hey. You're Awake.
Yeah. Oh, And, Um...
Look What I Found
Down There
In The Bathroom--
Seasick Patches.
Thought You Said
You Didn't Have Any.
Oh, You Said Pills,
Not Patches.
Oh. Oh, I'm Sorry
About That.
Next Time I'll Be
A Little More Specific
About It.
Hey, Hope You Boys
Are Hungry, Huh?
We Got Fresh Fish Omelets
And Melted Cheese
For Dinner.
Ok.
Yeah!
Careful.
Here. My Mom Gives Me Soda
When My Stomach's Upset.
Oh, Thanks, Buddy.
I Actually Feel A Little
Bit Better Now, Though.
You Know, This Kind Of
Reminds Me Of The Ranch.
Yeah?
How's That?
You And Me Together.
Thanks For This, Michael.
You're Welcome, Buddy.
I'm Glad We Could Do It.
[Australian Accent]
Cheers, Mate.
He Seems Really Lonely.
Yeah, I Think The Grinch
Had More Friends
Than That Kid.
I'm Kind Of Hungry.
You Want Something To Eat?
Nah.
My Stomach's Been
Through A Lot Today,
You Know?
I Think
I'm Gonna Give It
A Little Break.
You Go On, Though.
Ok? I'll Meet You
Up There.
Thanks.
Feel Better.
[Sighs]
[Cell Phone Dialing Beeps]
Roxanne. Hi.
It's, Um, Michael.
Yeah. Um...
No, Honey.
You Know What? I Don't
Think That Meeting You
In Australia
Is Gonna Work Out.
Yes, And I Am
A Workhorse. Uh-Huh.
Heh, That's Right,
Available To You 24-7.
Uh, Yeah. Sure.
No, I'll Get A Rsum
Right Off To You.
No, I Appreciate
The Opportunity.
Thank You.
All Right. Bye-Bye.
[Sighs] What Am I
Gonna Do, Tommy? Huh?
My Dad Said
I Have To Get A Job
Before The End
Of The Summer
Or He's Gonna
Put Me To Work
As A File Clerk
In His Office.
Ok.
Anyway, I Have
3 Weeks Left,
One Of Which...
I'm With You.
Why Are You Lookin' Now
If You Had All Summer?
You Know What?
You Are Absolutely Right.
I Left It
To The Last Minute,
And I Am Trashing
Our Time Together,
So, Uh...
Tell You What
I'm Gonna Do.
I Want You...
To Hold This For Me.
Really?
Yeah.
Just Take It, All Right?
I'm Gonna Be Fine.
I'm Not Gonna Make
Any More Phone Calls
On That Thing
Until We Get Home,
All Right? I Promise.
Deal.
All Right.
Tell You What.
I'm Gonna Go Grab
The Camera,
Take Some Photos,
You Put That
In My Suitcase.
All Right?
All Right.
All Right,
Buddy.
Oh.
Where Is The Camera?
In The Wheelhouse.
Cool.
Where's The Wheelhouse?
Where The Wheel Is.
Ok.
[Fishing Line
Unreeling]
Oh, No.
Michael:
All Right!
So, Time To Take
Some Photos.
You Ready?
Uh, Michael?
Hey, Are You Ok?
You're Not Gettin'
Sick, Are You?
No.
Ok.
All Right.
Well, Get Ready,
Buddy.
[Camera Timer Beeping]
Smile For The Camera.
Say Cheese.
I Can Already
Smell The Money.
Get Goin'!
Hey.
You Need Somethin'?
Yeah. I Was
Wonderin' If, Um...
You Had Any Pellegrino.
What's That?
Water.
You Guys Got Your Labels
For Everything, Don't You?
What's Up With You, Huh?
You Know, For A Guy
Who's In A Service-Oriented
Business,
You Really Do Have
A Serious Attitude
Problem, You Know That?
I Bet You Don't Get Many
Repeat Customers, Do You?
The Water's In
The Galley, Mr. Wood.
Help Yourself.
I Just Don't Get It.
I Came Up Here
So We Could Talk--
Shh.
Hey, Don't Shush Me.
All Right?
No, Just Listen.
I Hear Something.
Michael: What?
Uh, This Is Not Good.
What's--What's Going On?
What Are You Doing?
We're About To Be Hit
By Pirates.
Pirates?!
What--
Island Patrol.
This Is The Tiffany,
Come In.
How Do You Know
They're Pirates?
Well, They're Comin' Up
In An Inflatable.
They Made No Radio Call.
I'm Sure
They're Not Coming
For The Pellegrino.
Trust Me.
Island Patrol.
Mayday! Mayday!
Michael:
What Do They What?
Jake: Want Me
To Stop And Ask?
Hey, Guys.
What's Goin' On?
Pirates.
Pirates?
Uh, They're
Catchin' Up, Dude.
Left Full Throttle, Ok?
All Right.
Jake: Island Patrol,
Come In.
We Must Be Out Of Range.
They're Not Answering.
Grab The Wheel.
Come On.
You Stay Down.
Whoo!
Hey, Wait!
Whoo! Way To Go!
Hey, That Was Good.
So Now What?
'Cause We're Never
Gonna Outrun Them.
See That Island
Over There?
Yeah.
You're Getting Off.
Off?
Jake: Yeah,
It's The Start
Of The Belgrass
Island Chain.
I'm Gonna Try
To Lose 'Em
And Come Back For You.
No. No. We Are Not
Getting Off The Boat.
You Don't Seem To
Understand Something.
These Guys
Don't Take Prisoners.
They Take What
They Want From You
And Then Throw You
To The Sharks.
Now Get Aft And Grab
Some Life Jackets.
Come On. Get Aft.
You Two Are Idiots!
Fix That Later!
We're Losing Them!
All Right!
All Right.
Come On, Come On!
When We Get Around
This Point Up Here,
I Want You Guys
To Jump Off,
Swim To Shore,
And Find Some Cover.
Hopefully
They Won't See You.
You Gotta Wait For Me
Until I Get Back.
All Right!
Jake: Ok.
All Right, Go!
Aah!
Tommy?
Tommy!
Tommy!
Michael!
Tommy?
Over Here!
Are You Ok?
Yeah.
Where Did You Go?
I Was Just Lookin' Around.
Don't Leave My Side
Again, All Right?
What Time Is It?
You Think Jake Made It?
I Don't Know.
Come On.
Hey, You Think
Those Cannibals
Jake Was Talkin'--
No, No, There Aren't
Any Cannibals.
The Pirates Were True.
Come On.
What Do You Reckon?
What Do I Reckon?
I Reckon They
Couldn't Outrun Us,
So They Scuttled
The Boat.
What Do You Reckon,
Jonas?
Do You Reckon
They Scuttled The Boat?
We're Gonna Search
Every Single One
Of These Islands
Until We Find Them.
Is That Clear?
He's Too Big A Score.
Is That Clear?!
Let's Do It.
Tommy: I've Never Seen
Anything Like This.
Michael: Yeah.
Not A Soul In Sight.
You Think Someone
Will Come And Look For Us?
Who?
Your Mom? My Parents?
They Think We're
At A Resort For A Week
And Don't
Want To Be Bothered.
We Never Should Have
Gotten On Jake's Boat
In The First Place.
That Was The First Mistake.
Hey. You Can't Blame Him.
No? Why Not?
It's His Boat.
He's The Captain.
He's The One Who
Told Us To Jump Off,
That He'd
Come Back For Us.
Because Blaming Someone
Doesn't Solve Anything.
Oh, Did Jake
Tell You That, Too?
No.
My Dad Did.
Hey...
We're Gonna Be Ok.
I Promise.
What Are We Gonna Do?
Well...
I Told Your Mom I'd
Take Care Of You, Right?
So...That's What
I'm Gonna Do.
I'm Gonna
Take Care Of You.
You Hungry?
Ok, Buddy.
What Do You Think?
I Mean, You Know,
It's Not The, Uh...
It's Not The Tree House
You Built At The Ranch,
But It's Solid
As A Rock, And...
It's Gonna Protect Us
If It Rains.
Yeah.
Come Here.
Look At This View, Huh?
You Know How Much
This View Would Cost
If We Were In Malibu?
[Thunder]
Michael: Here We Go.
Nice Little Fishy.
If We Get One,
How Are We Gonna
Cook It?
You Like Sushi, Right?
Never Had It.
Never? Ah, You're Gonna
Love It. It's Great.
It's Real Good
For You, Too.
Very High In Protein.
Aah!
[Shouts]
What Am I Doin' Wrong?
I Don't Know...
But I Could Sure Go
For One Of Mark's Steak
Sandwiches Right Now.
Who's Mark?
Just Some Guy
My Mom Likes.
Your Mom's Seein' Someone?
Well, That's Cool.
You Don't Like Him,
Do You?
What Difference
Does It Make?
We May Never
Get Off This Island.
Come On.
Tommy: You Know,
Michael,
I Was Reading
In Australia...
They Have These Snakes
Called One Steps.
They Bite You,
And One Step Later,
You're Dead.
Yeah?
They've Also Got Spiders
That Can Jump 10 Feet,
And Saltwater Crocodiles.
The Locals Call 'Em
Man-Eaters.
Tommy, You Couldn't
Have Read Up
On Edible Plant Life
Or Something?
Look!
Bananas. Come On.
Ok, I'm Gonna
Hoist You Up.
Ready? 1, 2, 3.
[Both Grunt]
Get It, Now.
Grab 'Em.
[Grunts]
[Bird Caws]
[Screeches]
Both: Aah!
Oh!
Both: Aah! Unh!
[Both Grunt]
Ow! Ow!
Oh, Come Here.
You Ok?
Yeah.
You All Right?
Yeah.
Get Up. Get Up.
What...Was That?!
[Bird Squawks]
I Don't Know.
What's That?
What?
I Don't Know.
Stay Behind Me.
I Think These Mean
Someone Else Was Here...
Hundreds Of Years Ago,
I'm Sure.
Are You Sure?
Yeah.
Be Careful.
You Know,
We Might Just Want
To Stay In Here, Tommy.
Tommy: Really?
Yeah.
I Mean, It's--
It's Dry And...
It Seems Pretty Safe.
Whoa!
Can You Help Me Out,
Please?
Whoa, Whoa.
Hold On!
I Am.
Aah...Oh!
Ok, Ok.
All Right. I'm Fine.
I'm Fine. I'm Fine.
I Got It. I Got It.
I Got It. Ow!
Are You All Right?
I'm Fine. Let's Go.
Oh.
How Long Do You Think
Those Shrunken Heads
Have Been There?
I'm Not An
Anthropologist, Tommy.
How Would I Know That?
Well, Jake Said
Cannibals Like--
Shh.
[Creature Growls]
What Is It?
I Don't Know.
[Growl]
Where's That Coming From?
I Can't Tell, All Right?
Just Stay Behind Me.
I Don't Want Anyone
To Shrink My Head, Michael.
That Was Hundreds
Of Years Ago.
Nobody Shrinks
Heads Anymore.
[Growl]
All Right.
All Right.
We're Gonna
Get Outta Here, Ok?
Slowly And Quietly,
You Got It?
[Growl]
Let's Go. Let's Go.
Go, Go, Go, Go, Go.
Come On. Don't Look Back.
Just Keep On Movin'. Go.
Come On. Move It.
Hah!
Aah!
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
You--You Think--
You Think
This Is Funny?
Yeah. Yeah, I Do.
You're Ok.
Yeah, I'm Ok.
How You Guys Doin'?
Yeah, Well,
That Wasn't Cool,
You Know?
You Almost Scared
This Kid Half
To Death Here.
Yeah, I Can See That.
I'm Really Sorry
About That.
You Know, I Thought
I Told You Guys
To Stay Put
On The Beach.
Where The Heck Are We?
Uh, We Did, Ok,
But Then We Needed
A Few Things...
Like Food And Shelter.
Michael Built A Shelter
On The Beach Over There.
Oh, On The North Side?
Yeah.
Oh, Man, That's Where
The Wind Comes In.
Yeah, We Know.
It Got Blown To Bits.
Hey! This Is My Shirt.
Oh, Yeah, Yeah.
Yeah, It Is.
I, Uh, Found It
In Your Suitcase
That Washed Up.
This Is A $400 Shirt.
You--You--You Just Tore
The Sleeves Off It?
Yeah...
Guess It's Only Worth
200 Now, Huh?
Tommy: Wait A Minute.
It Washed Up?
Yeah.
Where's The Boat?
I Had To Scuttle Her.
S-Scuttle It? What--
What Does That Mean?
I, Uh, I Sank Her, Guys.
You Sank Our Boat?
Yeah. I Couldn't
Lose 'Em.
Had To Do Somethin'.
W-W-What Are
We Gonna Do Now?
Tommy: Yeah, Jake,
I Mean...
What Happens Now?
All Right.
Back Off, Ok?
I'm Building A Raft.
Oh, My--
I Figure We'll Lie
Low For A While,
Give The Pirates
Enough Time
To Move On
And Forget About Us,
Ok, And Then
We'll Get In
A Freighter Lane.
Someone
Might See Us.
It's A Good Plan.
Wait A Minute.
Wait A Minute.
We Don't Need A Raft.
Oh, Are We Gonna
Swim Back?
No, No, No, No.
You Found
My Suitcase, Right?
Jake: Yeah.
Well--Well--Well,
Tommy--
Tommy Put My Cell Phone
In My Suitcase.
It--It--It's Got
A Satellite Hookup.
You Can Get Service
Anywhere. We're Saved.
Uh, Michael--
Michael: Where Is It?
Jake: You Know,
It's At Camp,
And I--I--I Didn't See
A Cell Phone.
No, No, No. That's Probably
'Cause He Put It In One
Of The Zipper Compartments.
Which Zipper Compartment
Did You Put It In, Tommy?
Your Phone Fell Overboard.
Oh, Boy.
What?
No.
Look, I'm Sorry, Ok?
It Was An Accident.
It Fell Out Of My Pocket
Into The Ocean
When I Hooked
This Really Big Fish.
Ok. All Right. Great.
Great. That's--
That's--That's Just--
That's Just Great.
Now We May Never
Get Off This Island.
Hey, I Said I Was Sorry,
All Right?
It Was An Accident.
Oh--Oh--Oh--
I'm Sorry, Tommy.
I Thought
You Could Handle It.
I Mean, Come On, Man.
I Told You To Take
The Phone From Me
And Put It
In The Suitcase.
How Hard Is That?
Jake: You Know What?
Just Relax, Man.
We're Comin' Apart
Here, Man.
Lighten Up.
Don't--Don't You
Tell Me To Lighten Up,
Captain Kangaroo,
All Right,
Because If Your Boat,
If That's What
You Want To Call It,
Had A Decent Motor,
The Pirates Wouldn't Have
Caught Up To Us, All Right?
We Wouldn't Have Had
To Scuttle It,
And We Wouldn't Be
In This Predicament
Right Now!
Hey, You Know What,
Woods?
If You Want To
Blame Somebody,
Blame Yourself,
'Cause It Wasn't
Me Or My Boat
That Got Us
Into This Trouble,
All Right?
It Sure As Heck
Wasn't Little
Tommy Over There.
No, It Was You, Man,
You Know?
You're Just
A Rich Guy
With Your Labels Out
For Everyone To See.
You're A Great Big
Beacon.
Gimme A Break.
You Know What?
If We Get Off This Island,
I'm Gonna Sue You
For Negligence.
Oh! Oh, You Know What?
That's Fine.
But Until Then,
I'm The Captain,
And I'm In Charge.
Ha! I Don't Think So.
You Know What?
You Go Back Wherever
You Came From.
Just So You Know,
I Got Food, Water,
And Shelter
That Can Stand Up
Against The Wind.
Yeah, That's Fine
With Us.
Come On, Tommy.
Michael: Come On.
Tommy, Listen To Me.
I Promised Aunt Jules
I Would Take Care
Of You,
And That's What
I'm Gonna Do.
I'm Gonna
Take Care Of You.
Now, Come On.
Come With Us.
You Can't Eat
Any More Coconuts.
Ok. Yeah, Ok.
All Right.
I See What's
Goin' On Here.
You Think You're Gonna Be
Better Off With This Kid?
Fine. Good Luck.
You Know, If You
Want To Join Us,
We'll Be On
The Other Side
Of The Island
Right Past
The Cove.
Michael.
Don't Worry About It.
You Know What?
You're Gonna Have
To Learn To Trust Me.
Whatever.
Hey, Michael!
Ah, You Know What?
He'll Turn Up.
He's Stubborn,
But He's Not
That Stubborn.
Your Camp's Incredible.
Ah.
Michael Doesn't Know
What He's Missing.
Yeah, He Wouldn't
Drink It, Anyway.
It's Not Pellegrino.
I've Been Pretty Much
Combing The Beaches
Looking For Anything
I Could Find
That's Washed Up
From My Boat.
There.
That's A Lot
Of Stuff.
Yep. It Sure Is.
This Ok To Eat?
[Hisses]
Ooh!
[Flies Buzzing]
[Grunting]
[Hahh Hahh Hahh]
Why'd You Do This
To Me, Tommy?!
Hello. Hello.
Hi.
You're That,
Uh, Supermodel.
Heather Hitt.
That's Me.
I Don't Believe It.
We're--We're Saved.
What Are You Doing Here?
I'm Shooting An Ad
On A Yacht
Around The Point
Up There.
I Was Just
Out For A Jog.
How About You?
I'm Shipwrecked...
Or At Least I Was.
This Is So Amazing.
I Thought I Was Gonna Be
Stranded Here On This Island
With 2 Other Guys
For The Rest Of My Life.
Are They
As Handsome As You?
Well...
No, But--
[Laughs]
That Doesn't Matter,
Right?
I Mean, You're Still
Gonna Help Us Out?
Yes, Of Course.
You Poor Thing.
Shipwrecked.
Thinking You'd Be
Living Here The Rest
Of Your Life.
Well, Now,
If It Was With You,
It Might Be
A Different Story.
You Are So Cute.
Are You Single?
Very. Yes.
I Have To Ask You...
Do You Believe In Love
At First Sight?
I Do Now.
[Creature Squeals]
Unh!
[Snorting]
Aah!
[Thunder]
Ah. Oh.
More Lobster?
No, Thanks.
I'm Stuffed.
Couldn't Eat
Another Bite.
You Know...
My Mom Would Have
Loved This Place.
She Always
Wanted To Come
To Someplace
Tropical.
Why Hasn't She?
She's Been To Florida.
You Know, I Don't Even
Remember My Mom.
My Parents Got Divorced
When I Was Pretty Young.
That's When My Dad And I
Came Down Here From Seattle.
So Your Dad
Never Got Remarried?
No.
So What About You?
What's Your Story?
Your Mom Never Wanted
To Get Remarried?
I Don't Know.
She Likes This Guy
Now, Though.
His Name's Mark.
Do You Want To
Hold This Right Here?
Just Right There.
So, Um...
You Like Him?
He's Not My Dad.
Is He Trying To Be?
I Haven't
Really Given Him
Much Of A Chance.
My Dad Died A Year
And A Half Ago, Tommy.
And The Coins,
We Didn't Invest Them.
Had To Use 'Em
To Keep The Boat Afloat.
It's Ok If You
Don't Want To Tell Me
About Your Dad.
I Know How It Feels.
[Sighs]
It's A Hard Thing
To Say.
Sometimes,
When I'm On The Boat,
I Feel Like
I Can Hear Him.
And Just For That
Split Second,
I Want To Answer Him Back.
I--I Know It Sounds
Really Weird.
No, It's Not.
See, My Dad And I
Built This Bench
On Our Property
Where We Used
To Go Every Day
And Watch A Herd
Of Wild Horses
After Chores.
That's Where
I Hear Him.
Maybe It's The Same
With You And Your Boat.
Yeah.
Not Anymore.
Anything?
Not Even
A Footprint.
There Are Some
Footprints.
They Were Ours.
Right.
Get On The Boat.
There It Is.
Tommy: That's Not Bad.
And, Uh,
Out There By The Reef
Is An Underwater Cave.
That's Where
I Caught The Lobster.
When Can We Look
For Michael?
Oh, Michael, Yeah.
Next Year Ok?
How About After Lunch?
I Hope He's All Right.
Listen, Your Cousin
Might Be Arrogant,
Self-Centered,
Conceited, Snobby,
But He's Not Stupid.
He's Gonna Be
All Right.
Aah!
[Bird Squawks]
Guys?
[Cackling]
[Bird Squawks]
Tommy?
[Squawk]
I Knew You Guys Would
Be Checkin' Up On Me.
Guys. Come On Out Here.
[Cackle]
Let's Just
Talk It Out, Ok?
[Cackle]
[Squawk]
[Cackle]
Guys?
[Cackle, Squawk]
Guys.
[Cackle]
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
[Cackle]
You Found Your Bag.
Yeah.
Aw, Yeah.
Oh. This Stuff
Is Perfect
For The Sail.
What's That?
My Mom Must Have
Put It In Here.
It's From Mark.
Well, Are You Gonna
Open It?
It's A Little Wet.
[Laughs]
Yeah, It Is Wet.
Jake: Is That Him?
Tommy: It's My Dad And I
On That Bench.
Hey, You Know...
This Is A Really
Cool Frame.
I Bet You
Mark Carved It Himself.
He Likes
Working With Wood.
It Looks Like
It Took Him Some Time.
Yeah.
What Do You Say
We Go Spear Fishing
And Catch Our Lunch?
Ok.
Come On. Let's Go.
Thanks.
Sure.
Want This Cushion?
Jake: Yeah.
Hey, Hey, Stop--
Stop--Stop--Stop.
Don't Move.
Don't Move.
Be Very Patient.
They'll Come To You.
Jake: Just Be Patient,
And They'll Come To You.
Here They Come.
Stop Moving.
[Laughs]
Look, They Can Feel
The Vibrations.
It Spooks 'Em,
So Look,
Just Stay Still.
See This One Over Here?
It's Comin' Right To Me.
Aah!
See?
That Easy. Whoo!
How'd You Do That?
What Do I Do?
Go Down Like This.
Hey! I Got Him!
Yeah!
I Got Him!
Yeah!
Jake:
It's That Easy.
[Laughs]
Guys! Guys!
Hey, Jake.
Get Out Of The Water!
Get Out Of The Water!
Hey!
How You Doin'?
Get Out Of The Water!
Yeah, Sure.
Good.
Yeah. Here Comes
The Payback.
Get Out Of The Water!
Michael: Get Out
Of The Water!
Tommy! Jake! Crocodile!
Crocodile! Come On!
Get Out Of That Water!
Tommy: Michael!
Michael: Come On!
Come Here! Come Here!
Come Here! Come On, Tommy!
Come Here! Come On, Buddy!
Swim! Come Here!
Come On.
Ah! Aah!
Did You See
The Size Of That Thing?
It Must Have Been,
Like, 20 Feet Long.
[Coughs]
And You Just
Nailed It, Jake.
[Coughs]
That Was Awesome.
I Don't Know How Awesome
It Would Have Been
If Michael Hadn't
Seen It Comin' First.
Thanks.
Sure.
You Comin' With Us?
Is That An Invite?
Wasn't That Why
You Came Back?
Michael,
We Had Fresh Lobster,
Fruit, Tons Of Water,
And Stayed Totally Dry.
You're Coming With Us.
If It's Ok
With The Captain.
Yes.
Hey.
I Just Want
To Tell You
I'm Sorry About
The Phone Thing.
I Overreacted, Ok?
It Wasn't
Your Fault.
There's Nobody
I'd Rather Be
Shipwrecked With.
[Laughs]
All Right?
Well...
Except Maybe
Heather Hitt.
It's Ok.
All Right. Come On.
Who's Heather Hitt?
Here We Are.
Home Sweet Home.
Whoa! Ho Ho!
Oh, My--My Clothes!
Aah!
My Clean Clothes!
Ah Ha Ha Ha! Hello!
Oh, These Clothes
Smell Good. Mmm. Ha!
Jake: Hey,
Don't Touch That, Ok?
We Only Have One Of 'Em.
Hoo-Hoo! Yes!
Jonas: We've Probably
Checked Out
100 Islands, Frakes.
We're Not Gonna Find Them.
Frakes: You Can Quit
Anytime You Want.
Dante: Nothin' Like A Bit
Of Island Hopping.
Shut Up.
I Never Understood
Why Gilligan...
Didn't Hit On Ginger
Or Mary Ann.
You Know What I'm Sayin'?
I Mean,
Mrs. Howe, You Know,
I--I Totally Get That, But...
Are You Ok?
If No One Finds Us...
It's Gonna Be
Really Hard On My Mom.
I Hope She Knows
How Much I Love Her.
And How Much
I Like Mark.
How Come You Never Told Her
How You Really Felt?
'Cause I Felt Guilty.
Tommy.
Tommy: I Do.
I Don't Ever Want To
Forget My Dad, Michael.
Michael:
You're Never Going To.
You Like Mark
For The Same Reasons
Your Mom Does.
I'm Sure
He's A Great Guy,
And Your Dad Was
A Great Guy, Tommy...
But Nobody Is Ever Gonna
Take The Place Of Your Dad.
Don't You Punish
Yourself, Ok?
He Wouldn't Want You To.
Come Here.
[Sighs]
I Promise
You Something.
We Are Getting Off
This Island...Ok?
We Have To...
'Cause I Still
Gotta Get A Job
When We Get Home.
You Guys
Know How To Sew?
I'll Tell Ya,
That Is One Expensive Sail.
Now All We Need
Is A Mast And A Rudder.
Come On, Guys.
So...
You Know, There's
Only About, Uh,
4,000 Trees
On This Island.
We Had To Climb
To The Top Of
Mount Everest Here
To Find
The Perfect One?
I Told Ya.
We Need One That Stood Up
Against The Elements.
Makes 'Em Hard
And Sturdy Up Here, Boy.
This One's
Been Through A Lot.
And Now We're Gonna
Have To Carry It
All The Way Back
Down To The Beach.
Jake: We Could
Swim It Back.
Yeah, Right.
Aw, Come On.
It's Less Than
100 Feet.
People Jump From Heights
Way Taller Than That.
I Think That's
True, Michael.
All Right. Well,
Let's See You
Do It, Then.
Well, Sure, But You're
Gonna Have To Go First.
Huh. And Why Is That?
'Cause I Don't Think
You'll Do It,
And I'm Not About To Climb
All The Way Back Up Here
Just To Grab The Mast
And Carry It
All The Way Back Down.
Let's Just Forget
About It, Guys.
I'll Do It.
So Do It.
Trust Me.
No, I'm Not
Gonna Do It...
'Cause I Got Nothing
To Prove To You.
And I'm Not Letting
Tommy Do It, Either.
Sure.
Ok, Well, Let's Go.
Let's Get This Tree Down.
Time To Make A Mast.
I'm The Kind Of Guy
Who Likes
To Kick Off His Shoes
And I'm The Kind Of Guy
That Likes
To Have Nothing To Do
So I Have
The Kind Of Life
They Say Is Simple
And Smooth
But I Can Feel
The Change Comin'
Ever Since I Met You
'Cause You Know
Get Up, Get Up, Get Up
I Asked Her Why
She Said, "Let's Get Out,
Get Out, Get Out"
She Said
That Having Some
Fun, Fun, Fun...
[Both Laughing]
So Baby Won't You Just
Come On,
Come On, Come On
You Lead The Way
In This Game
So Long,
So Long, So Long
But I Know
With You I'll Have
Fun, Fun, Fun
'Cause That's
What It's All About
Fun, Fun, Fun
[Airplane Approaching]
Tommy, You Hear That?
Yeah. I Do. Yeah.
It's A Plane!
It's A Plane.
It's A Plane!
Hey!
Hey, Hey!
Hey! The Flare!
Hurry, Michael, Go!
Go. Hey!
It's A Plane!
Hey! Down Here!
Down Here! Hey!
What's Going On?
There's A Plane. Hey!
They Can't See Us Here.
What?
They Can't See Us.
Look!
Bull's-Eye.
Too Easy.
Whoo!
No!
What Are You Doing?
Oh, No! You Idiot!
It's A Commercial Jet
Flying At 35,000 Feet!
Oh, We Needed That For
When We Went Out To Sea.
Maybe A Freighter
Would Have Seen It.
Now, It'll Just Be
Blind Luck If
Somebody Sees Us.
Well, Maybe You Should
Have Put The Flare Manual
Out On The Reading Table--
Don't Blame Me
For Your Ignorance!
You Know, He Was
Just Trying To Help.
No, No, You Know What?
This Guy's Pathetic.
All Right? Pathetic.
He Knows Nothing
About Anything.
I Mean, You Want To Wear
A Captain's Hat?
First, Learn How
To Run A Boat.
Top To Bottom,
Inside And Out,
Everything About It.
You Have To Work For It--
Hard.
You Know, This Is Just
Great Coming From A Guy
Who Sank His Own Boat.
You Know What? Stop It.
That Boat Is Full
Of Sweat And Memories
That I've Worked For
My Entire Life.
What Have You
Ever Worked For?
Come On, Michael,
Tell Me.
What Have You
Ever Worked For?
Come On, Jake.
Stop It.
Tell Me, Michael.
That's Just
What I Thought.
Michael: You're Right.
I've Never Worked
For Anything.
Is That What You
Want To Hear?
I'm 23 Years Old,
And I Don't Know
What I'm Good At.
I Wish I Was More
Like You Two Guys.
You Know, The Way Tommy
Is With His Ranch,
And You Are
With Your Boat.
You Both Have
Found Something.
I Never Had To.
Well, All Right, Then.
Listen, I'm Sorry
I Blew Off
So Much Steam
Back There.
Hey, We're All Ready
To Get Off This Island.
Yeah, That's For Sure.
Well...
I'll Rig This Vine,
And We'll Be Out Of
Here In The Morning.
Hey, Jake. Look.
Hey!
Hey!
[Whistling]
You Hear That?
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Unh!
Shh.
It Sounded
Like A Bird.
No, No, No.
That Was No Bird.
Jake: You See...
It's The Pirates.
Look. See The Boat?
If They Find Our Raft,
We're In Trouble, Man.
Let's Go. Go.
Listen...
Take The Inflatable
And Circle The Island.
I'll Check Things
Out Here.
All Right.
Whoo! Got You, Sucker!
Whoo! I Got One!
Get To The Raft!
Get To The Raft!
Whoo-Hoo! Whoo!
Get To The Raft!
Why?
Whoo-Hoo-Hoo!
You See This Thing?
Get To The Raft.
Get On!
What?
They Found Us.
The Pirates
Are Coming.
Pirates? What--
What About The Camp?
Forget The Camp.
We Don't Have
Enough Time.
All Right.
Tommy, Michael,
Now. Get On!
Ok.
Be Careful.
Jake: Drop The Sail!
Hold On!
Hold On.
Get That Life Jacket
Strapped On.
All Right.
Ok.
All Right, Guys.
Ok, Here Comes One.
Hold On.
Wait, I'll Come
Over Here.
I'll Come Over.
All Right, Hold On.
Tommy, Michael.
Oh, They're Leaving.
What Are We Gonna Do?
I Don't Know.
Can't You Go
Any Faster?
No!
[All Shouting]
What Are You Doing?
Duck.
She's Gonna Shoot Us!
Get Off! Get Off The Boat!
Jump Off The Boat!
Go, Go, Go!
Good Shot.
Tommy!
Come Here.
We'll Swim Underwater
To The Lobster Cave.
It's Right Over There.
I Gotta Get
This Vest Off.
Michael!
I Can't Get
The Vest Off!
We Don't
Have Time!
It's You
They Want!
There's No Way!
Listen, I Know You'll Come
Back For Me, All Right?
Just Go, Please, Go.
Tommy, We'll
Come Back.
Just Go, Michael.
I'll Come
Back For You.
I'll Come
Back For You!
All Right!
Swim.
Unh! Frakes Is
Gonna Be Mad.
Tommy: You'll
Never Get Him.
Shut Up, Kid.
Go Down And Have
A Look. They Gotta
Be Here Somewhere.
[Coughing]
So What Are
We Gonna Do Now?
I Don't Know.
But I Know They're
Not Going Anywhere
Without You.
So You're Telling Me
They're Dead?
They Didn't Come Up,
And We Looked For Them.
We Waited There
Almost An Hour.
I Don't Know, Frakes.
What Do You Reckon?
How About A Cave?
The Reefs
Are Full Of Them.
They'll Be Back.
What Makes You
Think So?
When They Hear You
Screaming In Pain,
They'll Come Running.
Trust Me.
Any Ideas?
Yeah.
You Still Got
That Gold Coin?
[All Laughing]
Gonna Clean All
The Scum Off That Deck,
Aren't You, Boy?
How Do You Know
He'll Go For It?
Because I Know A Lot
Of Greedy People.
I Just Hope It Works.
You Gotta
Promise Me Something.
You Have To
Promise Me
That If Something
Goes Wrong,
You Take Tommy And You
Get Him Out Of Here.
Don't Wait For Me.
I Promise.
I'm Sorry
About Your Boat.
Ah...
I Hated That Boat.
You Hated That Boat?
Yeah.
I Thought It Was
Your Life.
Oh, No. It Was
My Dad's Life.
He Chose It
For The Both Of Us.
Don't Get Me Wrong.
I Love The Sea
And Everything.
It's Just...
I Think I Stuck
With Her For So Long...
'Cause My Dad Loved Her.
And...
Anyway, Uh...
Tiffany, She's Been
Sinkin' For A Long Time.
And I've Been
Hangin' On To Her
For All
The Wrong Reasons.
You Know, I...
I've Been Also
Blaming People
For Things
I Don't Have.
You Should Take
This Back. I'm Sorry.
Keep It.
No, No, No, No.
I Can't Do That.
Not Because I Could Go
Out And Buy Another One.
I Want You To Have It.
I Don't Know
What To Say.
You Don't Need
To Say Anything.
Come On,
We Got A Lot To Do.
Frakes, You Better
Come And See This.
Good Morning.
Could Be.
That Just Depends.
Are You Ok, Tommy?
So, Where's
Your Friend?
I Don't Know.
I Got A Deal For You.
Oh, He's Got
A Deal For Us.
He's Got A Deal
For Us, Guys.
So What's The Deal?
Well, You Seem To Be
A Financially
Motivated Person.
So Let's Talk
Bottom Line.
You Think I'm Worth
A Lot Of Money,
Don't You?
Wow, A Psychic.
Well, I Don't Know
If My Family
Would Pay A Dime
For Me Right Now.
But What If
I Had A Way...
To Get You
10 To 15 Million
In Gold Coins?
Would You
Leave Us Alone?
Gold.
Ok, I'm Listening.
I Found...
A Whole Ton Of Those
Right Here
On This Island.
But You Won't
Get Any Of It...
Unless You Promise Me
You're Gonna Let
Tommy Go.
Why Don't You
Just Tell Me Where
They Are, Pretty Boy?
Because I Won't.
Tommy And I Figured
We'd Be Dying
On This Stinkin'
Island Anyway.
So By Shooting Us...
You'd Just Be Putting Us
Out Of Our Misery.
Ok.
This Is What
I'm Gonna Do For You.
I'm Gonna Let Him Go...
But You're Gonna
Tell Us Where It Is.
If It's What You
Say It Is, Then...
I Don't Have To Waste
My Time With You.
Ok?
You Have To Swear
To Let Us Go.
I Want Your Word.
Don't Listen
To Anything--
Sure. You Have My Word...
As A Gentleman.
All Right, Then.
Tommy.
Just Keep Walking
Along The Beach.
It's Ok. Go.
All Right, Let's Go.
You Stay With The Boat.
I Don't Want Those Kids
Anywhere Near It.
Yeah.
Aah!
Oh.
Ah. Miss Me?
Frakes:
How Much Further?
Michael: Not Far.
[Rock Music Playing]
Tightrope Any Dream
Rise Up
Get It Right
Rise Up,
Don't Take The Bait
Oh
Slow
Down
Baby, You're Movin'
Too Fast...
Stay There, Tommy.
You're Just Catching Up
With Your Past
Got Him, Undertow
Show Us What You Know
Oh
Slow
Down
We Found It
By Accident.
The Gold's In There.
I'm Not Going
In There.
It's A Death Cave.
Oh, Give Me A Break.
Those Symbols,
Frakes...
They Call Them
"The Gatherers."
They Were
The Cannibals
That Cut Off
The Heads Before
They Shrank Them.
Who Cares?
These Places
Are Haunted.
Cursed.
Hey...
You Don't Help,
You Don't Get
A Cut. Got It?
Jonas:
I Don't Like This.
Frakes: Shut Up.
All Right,
Where Is It?
Right Up Ahead Here.
It's Right Up There
Around The Corner.
Around Where?
[Both Screaming]
Aah!
Aah!
[Screaming]
[Rock Music Playing]
I'd Like A Pizza
To Go, Please.
[Laughs]
Jake: Hey!
Aw, Gee, I See Some Scum
I Forgot To Wipe Off.
Jake: Tommy, Let's Go!
[Grunts]
Uhh!
[Grunts]
Keep You Eye Out
For Him On The Shore.
There.
Guys! Hey!
Michael!
Michael!
Hey!
Michael! Michael!
What?
What Are We Gonna Do?
What Do You Mean,
What Are We Gonna Do?
This Guy's Got A Gun.
We're Gettin' Out Of Here.
We'll Come Back
With Some Help.
We Can't Leave Him.
I Promised
I'd Get You Out Of Here.
Well, Break It.
I Can't!
I Promised!
Hey! He Didn't
Give Up On Me, Jake,
And He Wouldn't
Give Up On You.
He Needs Your Help.
Please!
Michael!
Everest! Michael,
Go To Everest!
[Grunts]
Ok.
Trust Him.
[Clicking]
No!
Come On.
Are You All Right?
Oh...
Whoo-Hoo-Hoo!
Ah! Oh, Ho Ho Ho.
[Coughing]
Well, Tough Guy...
We Did It, Huh?
Yeah.
Ahh...
Oh...
Whoo!
Let's Get The Boat.
Tommy: I Can't
Believe You Made It.
Yeah.
Oh...Jake.
Ah...
Oh, Man, Thanks.
Island Patrol,
This Is Jake Hunter.
Come In. Over.
Butch: Good To Hear
Your Voice, Jake.
We've Been Searching
For You Guys For Days.
I Lost
The Tiffany, Butch.
Everyone's Safe,
But Listen--
I Got A Location On Some
Of That Pirate Scum
You've Been Looking For.
Maybe You Should
Pick It Up.
Michael...
Tommy!
Tommy: Mom.
Tommy, Oh...
Hey, Michael.
Hey, Dad.
How Are You, Man?
I Didn't Mean What
I Said About Mark.
Oh, Honey,
Don't Worry About It.
Really?
You Think
You Could Ask Him
To Make Me
Another Frame?
I Kind Of Lost
The Last One.
I'm Sure
He'll Be Glad To.
Oh...
Glenn: Michael...
Hey, Dad.
Oh, I'm So Glad
You're All Right.
Yeah, I Feel--
I Feel Good.
How's Mom?
Glenn: Well, She's
Just Worried Sick
Waiting For Us
To Call Her.
Ok. All Right.
Hey.
Oh, Hi.
How Are You Doing?
Well, I'm Ok.
Oh, Hey, Um, Guys,
I Want You
To Meet Someone.
This Is, Uh,
Jake Hunter.
He's The Captain
Of Our Boat.
He Saved Our Lives.
Well, Jake,
It's A Real Pleasure.
I Can't
Thank You Enough.
Yeah, Thank You...
A Lot.
All Right, Let's
Go Make That Call.
Come On, Jake.
Join Us For Dinner.
Come On.
Hello, Everyone.
Hey, Michael,
Where Have You Been?
Let's Just Say
That, Um,
Preparation Has
Met Opportunity.
I Hope You Guys
Don't Mind,
But I Created A Little
Job Opportunity For Us.
Here? What Is It?
We're Gonna Rename
That Boat, Uh...
The Tiffany Ii...
Captain.
What?
They Gave Us A Reward
For Turning In Frakes,
So I Did
A Little Negotiating.
See, They Were
Gonna Put This Boat
Up For Auction,
So I Offered
To Buy The Boat
With Our Reward Money.
We Are All
Gonna Be Partners
In The Charter Business.
Are You Serious?
Yeah.
I Mean, You Said
It Yourself--
Charters Sell Out Here
All The Time.
And, Uh, Dad, I Was
Hoping That, Um...
That I Could Pay You Back
The Money I Owe You
Out Of My Share
Of The Profits.
That Sounds Great, But...
Does That Mean
That You're Planning
To Move To Australia?
No, I Don't Think I'm
Gonna Need To Do That.
I Was Actually Kind
Of Hoping That, Uh,
The File Clerk Job
Was Still Available.
Because, Uh, You Know,
If I'm Gonna Be
A Lawyer...
I Better Learn
About It, Right?
Inside And Out,
Top To Bottom.
Glenn: Top To Bottom.
Top To Bottom.
Besides, I Think It
Would Be Kind Of Cool
To Do Lunch With My Dad
Every Now And Then.
That Sounds Great, Son.
So, We Really Own It?
It's Really Ours?
As Long As We
All Agree On It.
It's Gonna Be
A 3-Way Partnership.
What Do You Guys Say?
I Don't Know What To Say.
Well, I Say Yes.
Uh...
Yes.
Absolutely Yes.
Then A Partnership
It Is.
That's Great, Michael.
Good For You.
I Know It Sounds Strange
Coming From Me, Aunt Jules,
But It Really Feels Good
Growing Your Own Stuff.
It's Hard Work, Though.
Well, I Guess You Got
A Little Farmer In You
After All.
[Chuckles] So...Is
Tommy All Set To Go?
I'd Say. He's Been Packed
For 3 Days.
I've Gotta Admit, Michael,
I'm A Little Nervous.
Australia's Really Far Away.
I Know, But I Promise You,
I'm Gonna Take Good Care
Of Him, All Right?
Don't Worry.
Uh, Excuse Me,
Aunt Jules.
Hey, Uh...Missed
A Couple Of Weeds
Right There, Partner.
Ok? Thanks.
It's So Hard To Get
Good Help These Days.
So, Where Is Tommy,
Anyway?
[Horse Whinnies]
Oh, He's Riding Up
Right Now.
Hey, Tommy,
Michael's On The Phone!
I'll Talk To You
Later, Michael.
Have Fun,
And Be Careful.
We Will, All Right?
And Don't Worry, Aunt Jule.
I Promise You Tommy
Is In Very Good Hands.
All Right?
I Know.
Here He Is.
Hey, Michael.
Hey, Bud.
Are You Out, Uh...
Riding My Horse Again?
Yeah. He's Gotten
Really Fast.
He's Really Living
Up To His Name.
We're Going
For A Steak Sandwich!
Hey, Tommy,
Are You Ready
To Have Some Fun?
Couldn't Be More Ready.
Well, Guess What. I Was
On The, Uh, Internet,
And I've Decided
That I'm Gonna Charter
A Private Yacht
To Take Us Deep-Sea
Fishing For 2 Days
And Then
On To The Resort.
Just You And Me.
How Cool Is That, Huh?
Really?
Yeah. I Thought
You Might Like It.
I Can't Wait.
Me, Neither, Buddy.
Uh, Listen,
Um, I'll See You
At The Airport.
All Right?
All Right. Bye.
Ok. Bye.
How's The Water?
Oh, It's Great, Dad.
Want To Come In?
Wish I Could.
But I've...
Gotta Go To Work.
Nice Tan, Michael.
Oh, Thanks. Yeah,
I'm Trying To Get
A Good, Uh, You Know,
Base For...Australia.
Michael, My Accountant
Just Called.
This Trip With Tommy
That You're Taking
To Australia?
Seems To Have Come In
At $4,000 More
Than You Said It Would.
Oh, I Can Explain That.
Oh, Please Do.
Ok. See, Roxanne
Is Gonna Be In Hawaii.
Right? Which Is
Practically Right
Next Door To Australia.
So I Said, "Hey, Since
You're In The Neighborhood,
Come On Down And Join
Tommy And Me."
So You Picked Up The Tab?
[Chuckles]
Dad, I Invited Her.
Is This Gonna
Be A Problem?
Well, As A Matter Of Fact,
It Is A Problem.
Michael, You're
Spending Money
You Don't Have,
And You Don't Have
A Job To Pay It Back.
You Know, Michael,
In My Book,
Success Is When Preparation
Meets Opportunity.
And Frankly, Michael,
What You're Doing Here
Has Nothing To Do
With Either One.
Dad, Look, I--I--
Now, Don't "Dad" Me.
You're Supposed To Be
Looking For A Job,
Maybe Putting
Your Education To Work.
But, Dad, I'm Not Sure
I Want To Be An Attorney.
Well, Our Agreement Was
Whatever You Chose,
You'd Be Employed
By The End Of The Summer.
Well, I've Been Looking.
Well, I Don't Know Of
A Whole Lot Of Opportunities
You're Gonna Find
Sitting Here
In This Pool, Michael.
Now, You're Going
To Pay Me Back
For Roxanne.
So I Suggest
That When You Return
From Your Vacation,
You Find That Job
That We've Been Talking About,
Or You're Gonna
Come Work For Me.
Just Like Your Partner
In Your Firm?
No, Not As A Partner
In My Firm, Michael.
You'd Have To Go To Law School
And Pass The Bar Exam
To Do That.
You're Gonna Start
The Way I Started...
As A File Clerk.
It's Not A Punishment,
Michael.
It's A Job.
Who Knows?
You Might Like It.
I Might Even Treat You
To Lunch Once In A While.
Think About It.
Here.
Need Some Help?
No, That's Ok.
I Can Do It.
Here. This Is For You--
A Little Going-Away
Present.
Thanks. Set It Down
Over There.
Sure.
Ok.
Don't Even Say It.
I Know What
He's Trying To Do.
Oh, Really?
And What's That?
Helping You Unload
The Hay Yesterday...
Pitching In
With The Fence
Last Week...
Always Offering
To Drive You Into Town?
He's A Nice Guy.
Neighbors Help
Each Other Out.
Ok. What About Making
Dinner? Steak Sandwiches?
Everybody's
Gotta Eat.
You Know What
I'm Trying To Say.
He Likes You.
Well...
I Like Him, Too.
Just Because You Do
Doesn't Mean I Have To.
Honey...
Look, I Don't Know
How To Explain It.
I Just Don't Want
Another Dad.
Honey.
Nobody's Trying
To Replace Your Dad.
Good...'Cause
No One Will.
Of Course Not.
Oh, Come On.
Give Him
Half A Chance.
Maybe There's Room If You
Really Want To Be Friends.
All Right,
Let's Get Going.
You Don't Want
To Miss Your Plane.
Thank You.
There You Go,
Gentlemen.
Thank You.
Whoo!
Beautiful, Huh?
What Do You Think?
Is This Beautiful
Or What?
This Is Great.
Yeah.
You Know What? I Love
This Look On You.
I Look Like You.
I Know.
Isn't It Great?
Hey, Michael.
What?
Smile.
Oh, Wait A Minute.
Hold On.
Uh, Excuse Me. Sir.
Would You Mind
Snapping
A Picture
Of Us, Please?
No Worries, Mates.
Thanks.
Get The Boats In,
All Right? Ok.
All Right.
That's Great.
Thank You.
Hey, Wait.
This Is, Uh...
For You.
Thanks A Lot.
Thank You.
Have A Good Day.
All Right.
Can't Get Better
Than This, Huh?
It's Off To
Paradise Island.
Ooh! Sorry, Sir.
Wasn't Watchin'
Where I Was Goin'.
That's...Ok.
Ok.
No Worries...
Cool.
Mate.
You Ok?
What? Yeah. Come On.
What's
The Boat's Name?
Oh. You're
Gonna Love This.
It's Call, Uh,
The Tiffany.
I'm Sure It's Owned
By The Same Family
That Owns
That Jewelry Store.
Probably Just, Uh,
Charter It Out
On The Weekend
When They're
Not Using It.
Lucky For Us.
But How Tacky
Is That, Huh?
Michael: Ok...
Now, You Can't
Miss That.
[Soft Classical Music Playing]
Oh, Yeah.
Come On.
When You Said
A Few Days
On A Boat,
I Didn't
Expect This.
Yeah, Well...
Have A Seat,
My Friend.
Lesson Number One--
You Always Get
What You Deserve
Out Of Life.
Can I Help You, Sirs?
Yes. You Can.
[Chuckles]
You Can Start
By Taking Those Bags
Down To Our Cabins.
And, Uh, We Just
Traveled, Like, Halfway
Around The World, Man,
And We're Dyin' Of Thirst,
So How About Poppin' Open
A Couple Of Sodas
On Your Way Back?
Oh, And, Um,
Put A Couple Of Those
Little Umbrellas In It,
'Cause...We Love Those.
I'm Sorry, Sir.
I Think You're
On The Wrong Craft.
This Is A Private
Yacht, Sir,
Not A Charter.
If You Could, Perhaps,
Tell Me The Name?
This Is The Tiffany,
Isn't It?
No, Sir.
The... Tiffany,
I Believe,
Is Over There.
That's Yours.
G'day, Mate.
Hey.
G'day, Mate.
They're So
Friendly Here.
Yeah.
Frakes.
Let's See.
Platinum Cards...
Beverly Hills
Address.
This Kid Might
Be Worth Somethin'.
That's What I Thought.
Pulled Up In A Limo.
Heading Out
To Paradise Island.
That Place
Isn't Cheap.
What's Up?
Our Next Project?
Hold Up.
Hello!
[Thumping]
Ow!
Hello?
Yeah! What?
Is This The Tiffany?
Yeah. This Is Her.
Please Tell Me
There's More Than One.
No. No, This Is Her.
One And Only.
All Right, I'd Like
To Talk To The Captain
Of The Boat, Please.
That Would Be Me.
Jake Hunter's
The Name.
You're The Captain
Of This...Heap?
[Chuckles] Well...
She Might Need
A New Coat Of Paint,
But She's As Solid
As The First Day She
Was Put On The Sea.
And Who Did That--Noah?
Come On, Michael.
No, No. Tommy,
If This Was A Horse,
We'd Shoot It To Put It
Out Of Its Misery.
There's No Way We're
Gettin' On This Boat.
I Want My Money Back.
Uh, You Have A Nonrefundable
Deposit, Sir.
I'm Sure It's Something
My Attorney Can Work Out.
Come On, Tommy,
We're Outta Here.
What A Scam.
Well, Um...Good Luck
Finding Anything Else,
Mr. Woods.
The Charters,
They Fill Up Kinda Fast
Around Here.
And, Uh,
Just So You Know...
I'm Leaving In An Hour
Whether You're
On My Boat Or Not.
Yeah, Ok. Thanks. Great.
Come On, Tommy.
We're Gonna Find Us
Something Better.
Come On. Let's Go.
Ok. Forward. Aft.
Port Is Left Side.
Starboard Is Right.
The Bathroom
Is Called The Head.
The Kitchen Is The Galley,
Where You Will Find
A Fridge,
And It Is
A Help-Yourself Fridge.
Up Here Is The Sky Deck.
To My Right Over Here
Is The Cockpit
Where You'll Find Me
Most Of The Time.
Lower Deck Is Where
We Do All The Fishing.
Emergency Channel Is 39.
Life Jackets Are Stowed
In The Compartment
That Says
"Life Jackets,"
And Nobody Touches
My Mug Here.
He's Not A Captain,
He's A Warden.
David, Listen, Man.
When I Asked You
To Ask Your Dad
If He Could Get Me A Job,
I Was Hoping It
Would Be More, You Know,
Executive Level.
I Don't Want To--
No, I Don't Want
To Drive A Tour Tram.
Ok. All Right.
You Know What?
Don't Worry About It.
I'm Just Gonna
Call Someone Else.
It's Fine. Thanks. Bye.
Uh, I Think
We Should Settle Up
On The Other Half
Of The Payment.
I Don't Want To
Get Too Far Out.
Are You Kidding Me?
The Way We've Been Mislead,
We Shouldn't
Pay You At All.
Well...
Ok.
Ok, You Know What?
You Don't Have To Play
The Missing Wallet Trick
On Me.
Relax, Will You?
I Probably Put It Down
In My Luxury Suite
Below Deck.
Tommy:
Could You Have Lost It?
No. No. No.
Because When I Paid
The Limo Driver,
I Had My Wallet, So--
Oh, No.
Look, It's Not My Fault
That I Got Pickpocketed,
All Right?
But Don't Worry.
I'm Having The Money
Transferred To The Island,
And I'll Pay You
As Soon As We Get There.
I'm Totally Good For It.
Give Me Your Watch.
What?
You Heard Me.
Give Me Your Watch.
I Want Some Kind
Of Collateral.
Are You Nuts?
I Could Buy This Boat
With My Watch.
You Either Give Me
The Watch Now,
Or I'm Takin' Both
Of You Guys Back To Port.
All Right.
All Right. Fine.
Take It.
If You Put One Scratch
On It, I Swear...
What Are You Gonna Do,
You Gonna Call Your Lawyer?
Michael:
Dad, Look, You Know What?
I'm Gonna Lose You
At Any Minute.
Can You Please Just
Cancel All The Credit Cards
And Wire The Money Directly
To Paradise Island For Me?
Yeah. All Right.
And, Dad, I'm Gonna
Pay You Back
As Soon As I Get Home.
All Right?
Ok. Thank You, Dad.
Bye.
[Sighs]
Pry Sympathy
Out Of Him
With A Crowbar.
Well?
You'll Get Your Money
As Soon As We Get
To The Island,
All Right?
Good.
You'll Get
Your Watch Back.
Yeah. Great.
Uh...Who's Steering
The Boat?
It Has An Autopilot.
And It Works.
Hey, Jake. Think We Can
Do Some Fishing, Too?
Sure. Why Not?
I'm Going To Get Changed.
[Laughs]
Who Are You,
The Crocodile Hunter?
Please. I Don't Think
The Crocodile Hunter
Shops On Rodeo Drive.
Michael: Yeah, Actually,
My, Uh, Friend Jennifer
Told Me To
Give You Guys A Call.
Yes. She Said That,
Uh, Your Management Company
Was Opening Up
A Music Division
And Needs Someone To Run It.
Yeah. I--Yeah--Whoa!
Whoa! No! Uh--What?!
No, No, Not--Aah--You.
It's Just, Uh--
It's Just--Aah!
It's A Great
Job Opportunity.
Uh, Could You Hold On?
I'm So Sorry.
I'm Experiencing A Little
Technical Difficulty Right Here.
What?! I'm Sorry About That.
Heh Heh Heh.
So, Uh, Let's Talk Music.
Well, I Have--
I Have A Lot--Aah! Aah!
Michael.
What?! Oh!
Hello? Could You Hold On
Just One Second?
Hey, Michael.
No, No. Would--Hello?
Yeah. I'm Sorry.
I'm Sorry.
Hold On. Hold On.
No. Yeah. Hold--Aah!
Whoa. Hey, Michael.
Aah. Aah. Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Michael.
What?!
I Was Only Gonna Suggest
That You Unplug
The Headset
And Use The Phone.
Hey. You Guys
Should Reel In.
We're Gonna Be Hitting
Some Cross-Currents.
Could Get Some
Pretty Big Swells.
Tommy:
Reel In, Michael.
Wow, Huh?
These Waves Are Huge.
Things Go Up And Down
And Up And Down.
[Michael Retching]
Mike...
You Don't Look So Good.
Yeah.
Want A Bite
Of My Egg Sandwich?
That's Ok.
What Happened
To Your Hand?
I Just Busted Open
An Old Blister.
You Should See
If Captain Jake Has
Any Bandages For You.
Hey.
Hey.
You Have A Bandage?
Uh...Uh, Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Radio: Tiffany,
This Is Island Patrol.
Come Back. Over.
Yeah. Hey, Butch.
What's Goin' On?
Don't Touch That.
I Haven't Seen You
In A While.
Everything All Right?
Yeah, Everything's Fine.
Wonderin' If You're Up
For Some Lobster Diving
Tomorrow?
Sorry, Butch.
I, Uh, I Can't.
I Have A Charter.
You Do?
Yeah.
Listen,
I'll Talk About It
When I Get Back.
Over And Out.
Friend Of Yours?
Whoa! What The Heck
Happened To Your Hands?
Nothing.
They Just Get Kind Of
Beat Up On The Ranch.
Ah, The Ranch.
I Get It Now.
You Own Your Own Ranch,
I Suppose?
No, Not Really.
Not Anymore.
Couldn't Afford It,
So We Just Run It Now.
Have I Done Something Wrong,
Because You're Sure
Acting Like It?
No!
I'm Just Having
A Bad Day, I Guess.
I've Had A Few Of Those.
Thanks For The Bandage.
No Problem.
Hey, Tommy.
It's Called A Sextant.
Sailors Used To Use It
To Follow The Stars
At Night.
My Dad And I...
Found It While Diving
By A Wreck.
You And Your Dad
Were Treasure Hunters?
Yeah, Sort Of.
Did You Ever
Find Anything Else?
Yes, We Did.
Once...
[Sighs]
A Long Time Ago.
Really?
Oh, Yeah.
Where?
Well, My Dad And I,
We Were Diving
By This Sunken
Spanish Galleon,
And We Came Across
This Gold Coin
Tucked Between
2 Pieces Of Coral.
I Mean, Just Perfectly
Laying There.
When My Dad Plucked It
Out Of There,
There Were 7 More
Underneath It.
That Must've Been So Cool.
It Was. It Was So Cool.
Where's Your Dad Now?
He's Around.
Wish Mine Was.
He Died A Couple Years Ago.
I'm Sorry To Hear That.
Hey, You Know What?
Come Here A Second.
Yeah. You Got Something
Behind Your Ear.
You Serious?
Oh, Yeah.
Let Me Get It There.
It's Right, Uh,
Right There.
Ohh!
Is That It?
That Is It.
I Mean,
That's One Of 'Em.
Here. Check It Out.
Oh...It's So Cool.
Yeah.
Where Are
The Rest Of 'Em?
My Dad And I, We, Uh,
Invested Them.
You Know?
Jonas.
You Find Out
His Credit Limit?
Yep.
It's Unlimited.
Jackpot.
So What's The Plan
Gonna Be, Boss?
It's Quite Simple,
Really--
Pick Up The Guy,
Get A Ransom,
Then Feed Him
To The Sharks.
You Know, They Did Some
Research On That Coin
And Found That It Was
On A Merchant Vessel
Sunk By Pirates.
Pirates?
Yeah.
Is Storytelling One Of
The Perks On This Trip.
Got Any Of Those
Seasick Pills?
No, Sorry, We're All Out.
But If You're Gonna Hurl,
Do It Over The Side,
And, Uh, Not Into The Wind.
Don't Worry About It.
There's Nothing Left.
Trust Me.
Hey, Michael.
Look What Jake
And His Dad Found.
Pretty Cool, Huh?
They Found It
In A Sunken Ship.
That's Cool.
So There Were Really
Pirates Around Here?
Oh, Yeah.
They Hit These
Merchant Vessels,
Hide Out
In The Islands.
Of Course, No One
Would Go After 'Em
Because Of The...
Cannibals.
Cannibals?
There's No Cannibals,
Tommy.
Headhunters?
People Who Eat People.
Love To Shrink Heads.
I Gotta Go Lie Down.
He's Not Doing
So Well.
What A Shame.
Pirates.
You Know, They're
Still Around.
Aren't You Worried About
Them Hitting Your Boat?
No. This Isn't Exactly
The Type Of Vessel
They're After.
[Groaning]
Aah!
[Loud Splash]
[Toilet Flushes]
Oh, Hey, Michael.
Yeah.
You're Missin'
All The Fun.
Come On. Look
What Jake Rigged.
You Gotta Try It.
It's A Blast.
Isn't That Nice Of Him.
What Did He Do,
Get Struck By Lightning?
What Happened
To Your Neck?
Hey. You're Awake.
Yeah. Oh, And, Um...
Look What I Found
Down There
In The Bathroom--
Seasick Patches.
Thought You Said
You Didn't Have Any.
Oh, You Said Pills,
Not Patches.
Oh. Oh, I'm Sorry
About That.
Next Time I'll Be
A Little More Specific
About It.
Hey, Hope You Boys
Are Hungry, Huh?
We Got Fresh Fish Omelets
And Melted Cheese
For Dinner.
Ok.
Yeah!
Careful.
Here. My Mom Gives Me Soda
When My Stomach's Upset.
Oh, Thanks, Buddy.
I Actually Feel A Little
Bit Better Now, Though.
You Know, This Kind Of
Reminds Me Of The Ranch.
Yeah?
How's That?
You And Me Together.
Thanks For This, Michael.
You're Welcome, Buddy.
I'm Glad We Could Do It.
[Australian Accent]
Cheers, Mate.
He Seems Really Lonely.
Yeah, I Think The Grinch
Had More Friends
Than That Kid.
I'm Kind Of Hungry.
You Want Something To Eat?
Nah.
My Stomach's Been
Through A Lot Today,
You Know?
I Think
I'm Gonna Give It
A Little Break.
You Go On, Though.
Ok? I'll Meet You
Up There.
Thanks.
Feel Better.
[Sighs]
[Cell Phone Dialing Beeps]
Roxanne. Hi.
It's, Um, Michael.
Yeah. Um...
No, Honey.
You Know What? I Don't
Think That Meeting You
In Australia
Is Gonna Work Out.
Yes, And I Am
A Workhorse. Uh-Huh.
Heh, That's Right,
Available To You 24-7.
Uh, Yeah. Sure.
No, I'll Get A Rsum
Right Off To You.
No, I Appreciate
The Opportunity.
Thank You.
All Right. Bye-Bye.
[Sighs] What Am I
Gonna Do, Tommy? Huh?
My Dad Said
I Have To Get A Job
Before The End
Of The Summer
Or He's Gonna
Put Me To Work
As A File Clerk
In His Office.
Ok.
Anyway, I Have
3 Weeks Left,
One Of Which...
I'm With You.
Why Are You Lookin' Now
If You Had All Summer?
You Know What?
You Are Absolutely Right.
I Left It
To The Last Minute,
And I Am Trashing
Our Time Together,
So, Uh...
Tell You What
I'm Gonna Do.
I Want You...
To Hold This For Me.
Really?
Yeah.
Just Take It, All Right?
I'm Gonna Be Fine.
I'm Not Gonna Make
Any More Phone Calls
On That Thing
Until We Get Home,
All Right? I Promise.
Deal.
All Right.
Tell You What.
I'm Gonna Go Grab
The Camera,
Take Some Photos,
You Put That
In My Suitcase.
All Right?
All Right.
All Right,
Buddy.
Oh.
Where Is The Camera?
In The Wheelhouse.
Cool.
Where's The Wheelhouse?
Where The Wheel Is.
Ok.
[Fishing Line
Unreeling]
Oh, No.
Michael:
All Right!
So, Time To Take
Some Photos.
You Ready?
Uh, Michael?
Hey, Are You Ok?
You're Not Gettin'
Sick, Are You?
No.
Ok.
All Right.
Well, Get Ready,
Buddy.
[Camera Timer Beeping]
Smile For The Camera.
Say Cheese.
I Can Already
Smell The Money.
Get Goin'!
Hey.
You Need Somethin'?
Yeah. I Was
Wonderin' If, Um...
You Had Any Pellegrino.
What's That?
Water.
You Guys Got Your Labels
For Everything, Don't You?
What's Up With You, Huh?
You Know, For A Guy
Who's In A Service-Oriented
Business,
You Really Do Have
A Serious Attitude
Problem, You Know That?
I Bet You Don't Get Many
Repeat Customers, Do You?
The Water's In
The Galley, Mr. Wood.
Help Yourself.
I Just Don't Get It.
I Came Up Here
So We Could Talk--
Shh.
Hey, Don't Shush Me.
All Right?
No, Just Listen.
I Hear Something.
Michael: What?
Uh, This Is Not Good.
What's--What's Going On?
What Are You Doing?
We're About To Be Hit
By Pirates.
Pirates?!
What--
Island Patrol.
This Is The Tiffany,
Come In.
How Do You Know
They're Pirates?
Well, They're Comin' Up
In An Inflatable.
They Made No Radio Call.
I'm Sure
They're Not Coming
For The Pellegrino.
Trust Me.
Island Patrol.
Mayday! Mayday!
Michael:
What Do They What?
Jake: Want Me
To Stop And Ask?
Hey, Guys.
What's Goin' On?
Pirates.
Pirates?
Uh, They're
Catchin' Up, Dude.
Left Full Throttle, Ok?
All Right.
Jake: Island Patrol,
Come In.
We Must Be Out Of Range.
They're Not Answering.
Grab The Wheel.
Come On.
You Stay Down.
Whoo!
Hey, Wait!
Whoo! Way To Go!
Hey, That Was Good.
So Now What?
'Cause We're Never
Gonna Outrun Them.
See That Island
Over There?
Yeah.
You're Getting Off.
Off?
Jake: Yeah,
It's The Start
Of The Belgrass
Island Chain.
I'm Gonna Try
To Lose 'Em
And Come Back For You.
No. No. We Are Not
Getting Off The Boat.
You Don't Seem To
Understand Something.
These Guys
Don't Take Prisoners.
They Take What
They Want From You
And Then Throw You
To The Sharks.
Now Get Aft And Grab
Some Life Jackets.
Come On. Get Aft.
You Two Are Idiots!
Fix That Later!
We're Losing Them!
All Right!
All Right.
Come On, Come On!
When We Get Around
This Point Up Here,
I Want You Guys
To Jump Off,
Swim To Shore,
And Find Some Cover.
Hopefully
They Won't See You.
You Gotta Wait For Me
Until I Get Back.
All Right!
Jake: Ok.
All Right, Go!
Aah!
Tommy?
Tommy!
Tommy!
Michael!
Tommy?
Over Here!
Are You Ok?
Yeah.
Where Did You Go?
I Was Just Lookin' Around.
Don't Leave My Side
Again, All Right?
What Time Is It?
You Think Jake Made It?
I Don't Know.
Come On.
Hey, You Think
Those Cannibals
Jake Was Talkin'--
No, No, There Aren't
Any Cannibals.
The Pirates Were True.
Come On.
What Do You Reckon?
What Do I Reckon?
I Reckon They
Couldn't Outrun Us,
So They Scuttled
The Boat.
What Do You Reckon,
Jonas?
Do You Reckon
They Scuttled The Boat?
We're Gonna Search
Every Single One
Of These Islands
Until We Find Them.
Is That Clear?
He's Too Big A Score.
Is That Clear?!
Let's Do It.
Tommy: I've Never Seen
Anything Like This.
Michael: Yeah.
Not A Soul In Sight.
You Think Someone
Will Come And Look For Us?
Who?
Your Mom? My Parents?
They Think We're
At A Resort For A Week
And Don't
Want To Be Bothered.
We Never Should Have
Gotten On Jake's Boat
In The First Place.
That Was The First Mistake.
Hey. You Can't Blame Him.
No? Why Not?
It's His Boat.
He's The Captain.
He's The One Who
Told Us To Jump Off,
That He'd
Come Back For Us.
Because Blaming Someone
Doesn't Solve Anything.
Oh, Did Jake
Tell You That, Too?
No.
My Dad Did.
Hey...
We're Gonna Be Ok.
I Promise.
What Are We Gonna Do?
Well...
I Told Your Mom I'd
Take Care Of You, Right?
So...That's What
I'm Gonna Do.
I'm Gonna
Take Care Of You.
You Hungry?
Ok, Buddy.
What Do You Think?
I Mean, You Know,
It's Not The, Uh...
It's Not The Tree House
You Built At The Ranch,
But It's Solid
As A Rock, And...
It's Gonna Protect Us
If It Rains.
Yeah.
Come Here.
Look At This View, Huh?
You Know How Much
This View Would Cost
If We Were In Malibu?
[Thunder]
Michael: Here We Go.
Nice Little Fishy.
If We Get One,
How Are We Gonna
Cook It?
You Like Sushi, Right?
Never Had It.
Never? Ah, You're Gonna
Love It. It's Great.
It's Real Good
For You, Too.
Very High In Protein.
Aah!
[Shouts]
What Am I Doin' Wrong?
I Don't Know...
But I Could Sure Go
For One Of Mark's Steak
Sandwiches Right Now.
Who's Mark?
Just Some Guy
My Mom Likes.
Your Mom's Seein' Someone?
Well, That's Cool.
You Don't Like Him,
Do You?
What Difference
Does It Make?
We May Never
Get Off This Island.
Come On.
Tommy: You Know,
Michael,
I Was Reading
In Australia...
They Have These Snakes
Called One Steps.
They Bite You,
And One Step Later,
You're Dead.
Yeah?
They've Also Got Spiders
That Can Jump 10 Feet,
And Saltwater Crocodiles.
The Locals Call 'Em
Man-Eaters.
Tommy, You Couldn't
Have Read Up
On Edible Plant Life
Or Something?
Look!
Bananas. Come On.
Ok, I'm Gonna
Hoist You Up.
Ready? 1, 2, 3.
[Both Grunt]
Get It, Now.
Grab 'Em.
[Grunts]
[Bird Caws]
[Screeches]
Both: Aah!
Oh!
Both: Aah! Unh!
[Both Grunt]
Ow! Ow!
Oh, Come Here.
You Ok?
Yeah.
You All Right?
Yeah.
Get Up. Get Up.
What...Was That?!
[Bird Squawks]
I Don't Know.
What's That?
What?
I Don't Know.
Stay Behind Me.
I Think These Mean
Someone Else Was Here...
Hundreds Of Years Ago,
I'm Sure.
Are You Sure?
Yeah.
Be Careful.
You Know,
We Might Just Want
To Stay In Here, Tommy.
Tommy: Really?
Yeah.
I Mean, It's--
It's Dry And...
It Seems Pretty Safe.
Whoa!
Can You Help Me Out,
Please?
Whoa, Whoa.
Hold On!
I Am.
Aah...Oh!
Ok, Ok.
All Right. I'm Fine.
I'm Fine. I'm Fine.
I Got It. I Got It.
I Got It. Ow!
Are You All Right?
I'm Fine. Let's Go.
Oh.
How Long Do You Think
Those Shrunken Heads
Have Been There?
I'm Not An
Anthropologist, Tommy.
How Would I Know That?
Well, Jake Said
Cannibals Like--
Shh.
[Creature Growls]
What Is It?
I Don't Know.
[Growl]
Where's That Coming From?
I Can't Tell, All Right?
Just Stay Behind Me.
I Don't Want Anyone
To Shrink My Head, Michael.
That Was Hundreds
Of Years Ago.
Nobody Shrinks
Heads Anymore.
[Growl]
All Right.
All Right.
We're Gonna
Get Outta Here, Ok?
Slowly And Quietly,
You Got It?
[Growl]
Let's Go. Let's Go.
Go, Go, Go, Go, Go.
Come On. Don't Look Back.
Just Keep On Movin'. Go.
Come On. Move It.
Hah!
Aah!
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
You--You Think--
You Think
This Is Funny?
Yeah. Yeah, I Do.
You're Ok.
Yeah, I'm Ok.
How You Guys Doin'?
Yeah, Well,
That Wasn't Cool,
You Know?
You Almost Scared
This Kid Half
To Death Here.
Yeah, I Can See That.
I'm Really Sorry
About That.
You Know, I Thought
I Told You Guys
To Stay Put
On The Beach.
Where The Heck Are We?
Uh, We Did, Ok,
But Then We Needed
A Few Things...
Like Food And Shelter.
Michael Built A Shelter
On The Beach Over There.
Oh, On The North Side?
Yeah.
Oh, Man, That's Where
The Wind Comes In.
Yeah, We Know.
It Got Blown To Bits.
Hey! This Is My Shirt.
Oh, Yeah, Yeah.
Yeah, It Is.
I, Uh, Found It
In Your Suitcase
That Washed Up.
This Is A $400 Shirt.
You--You--You Just Tore
The Sleeves Off It?
Yeah...
Guess It's Only Worth
200 Now, Huh?
Tommy: Wait A Minute.
It Washed Up?
Yeah.
Where's The Boat?
I Had To Scuttle Her.
S-Scuttle It? What--
What Does That Mean?
I, Uh, I Sank Her, Guys.
You Sank Our Boat?
Yeah. I Couldn't
Lose 'Em.
Had To Do Somethin'.
W-W-What Are
We Gonna Do Now?
Tommy: Yeah, Jake,
I Mean...
What Happens Now?
All Right.
Back Off, Ok?
I'm Building A Raft.
Oh, My--
I Figure We'll Lie
Low For A While,
Give The Pirates
Enough Time
To Move On
And Forget About Us,
Ok, And Then
We'll Get In
A Freighter Lane.
Someone
Might See Us.
It's A Good Plan.
Wait A Minute.
Wait A Minute.
We Don't Need A Raft.
Oh, Are We Gonna
Swim Back?
No, No, No, No.
You Found
My Suitcase, Right?
Jake: Yeah.
Well--Well--Well,
Tommy--
Tommy Put My Cell Phone
In My Suitcase.
It--It--It's Got
A Satellite Hookup.
You Can Get Service
Anywhere. We're Saved.
Uh, Michael--
Michael: Where Is It?
Jake: You Know,
It's At Camp,
And I--I--I Didn't See
A Cell Phone.
No, No, No. That's Probably
'Cause He Put It In One
Of The Zipper Compartments.
Which Zipper Compartment
Did You Put It In, Tommy?
Your Phone Fell Overboard.
Oh, Boy.
What?
No.
Look, I'm Sorry, Ok?
It Was An Accident.
It Fell Out Of My Pocket
Into The Ocean
When I Hooked
This Really Big Fish.
Ok. All Right. Great.
Great. That's--
That's--That's Just--
That's Just Great.
Now We May Never
Get Off This Island.
Hey, I Said I Was Sorry,
All Right?
It Was An Accident.
Oh--Oh--Oh--
I'm Sorry, Tommy.
I Thought
You Could Handle It.
I Mean, Come On, Man.
I Told You To Take
The Phone From Me
And Put It
In The Suitcase.
How Hard Is That?
Jake: You Know What?
Just Relax, Man.
We're Comin' Apart
Here, Man.
Lighten Up.
Don't--Don't You
Tell Me To Lighten Up,
Captain Kangaroo,
All Right,
Because If Your Boat,
If That's What
You Want To Call It,
Had A Decent Motor,
The Pirates Wouldn't Have
Caught Up To Us, All Right?
We Wouldn't Have Had
To Scuttle It,
And We Wouldn't Be
In This Predicament
Right Now!
Hey, You Know What,
Woods?
If You Want To
Blame Somebody,
Blame Yourself,
'Cause It Wasn't
Me Or My Boat
That Got Us
Into This Trouble,
All Right?
It Sure As Heck
Wasn't Little
Tommy Over There.
No, It Was You, Man,
You Know?
You're Just
A Rich Guy
With Your Labels Out
For Everyone To See.
You're A Great Big
Beacon.
Gimme A Break.
You Know What?
If We Get Off This Island,
I'm Gonna Sue You
For Negligence.
Oh! Oh, You Know What?
That's Fine.
But Until Then,
I'm The Captain,
And I'm In Charge.
Ha! I Don't Think So.
You Know What?
You Go Back Wherever
You Came From.
Just So You Know,
I Got Food, Water,
And Shelter
That Can Stand Up
Against The Wind.
Yeah, That's Fine
With Us.
Come On, Tommy.
Michael: Come On.
Tommy, Listen To Me.
I Promised Aunt Jules
I Would Take Care
Of You,
And That's What
I'm Gonna Do.
I'm Gonna
Take Care Of You.
Now, Come On.
Come With Us.
You Can't Eat
Any More Coconuts.
Ok. Yeah, Ok.
All Right.
I See What's
Goin' On Here.
You Think You're Gonna Be
Better Off With This Kid?
Fine. Good Luck.
You Know, If You
Want To Join Us,
We'll Be On
The Other Side
Of The Island
Right Past
The Cove.
Michael.
Don't Worry About It.
You Know What?
You're Gonna Have
To Learn To Trust Me.
Whatever.
Hey, Michael!
Ah, You Know What?
He'll Turn Up.
He's Stubborn,
But He's Not
That Stubborn.
Your Camp's Incredible.
Ah.
Michael Doesn't Know
What He's Missing.
Yeah, He Wouldn't
Drink It, Anyway.
It's Not Pellegrino.
I've Been Pretty Much
Combing The Beaches
Looking For Anything
I Could Find
That's Washed Up
From My Boat.
There.
That's A Lot
Of Stuff.
Yep. It Sure Is.
This Ok To Eat?
[Hisses]
Ooh!
[Flies Buzzing]
[Grunting]
[Hahh Hahh Hahh]
Why'd You Do This
To Me, Tommy?!
Hello. Hello.
Hi.
You're That,
Uh, Supermodel.
Heather Hitt.
That's Me.
I Don't Believe It.
We're--We're Saved.
What Are You Doing Here?
I'm Shooting An Ad
On A Yacht
Around The Point
Up There.
I Was Just
Out For A Jog.
How About You?
I'm Shipwrecked...
Or At Least I Was.
This Is So Amazing.
I Thought I Was Gonna Be
Stranded Here On This Island
With 2 Other Guys
For The Rest Of My Life.
Are They
As Handsome As You?
Well...
No, But--
[Laughs]
That Doesn't Matter,
Right?
I Mean, You're Still
Gonna Help Us Out?
Yes, Of Course.
You Poor Thing.
Shipwrecked.
Thinking You'd Be
Living Here The Rest
Of Your Life.
Well, Now,
If It Was With You,
It Might Be
A Different Story.
You Are So Cute.
Are You Single?
Very. Yes.
I Have To Ask You...
Do You Believe In Love
At First Sight?
I Do Now.
[Creature Squeals]
Unh!
[Snorting]
Aah!
[Thunder]
Ah. Oh.
More Lobster?
No, Thanks.
I'm Stuffed.
Couldn't Eat
Another Bite.
You Know...
My Mom Would Have
Loved This Place.
She Always
Wanted To Come
To Someplace
Tropical.
Why Hasn't She?
She's Been To Florida.
You Know, I Don't Even
Remember My Mom.
My Parents Got Divorced
When I Was Pretty Young.
That's When My Dad And I
Came Down Here From Seattle.
So Your Dad
Never Got Remarried?
No.
So What About You?
What's Your Story?
Your Mom Never Wanted
To Get Remarried?
I Don't Know.
She Likes This Guy
Now, Though.
His Name's Mark.
Do You Want To
Hold This Right Here?
Just Right There.
So, Um...
You Like Him?
He's Not My Dad.
Is He Trying To Be?
I Haven't
Really Given Him
Much Of A Chance.
My Dad Died A Year
And A Half Ago, Tommy.
And The Coins,
We Didn't Invest Them.
Had To Use 'Em
To Keep The Boat Afloat.
It's Ok If You
Don't Want To Tell Me
About Your Dad.
I Know How It Feels.
[Sighs]
It's A Hard Thing
To Say.
Sometimes,
When I'm On The Boat,
I Feel Like
I Can Hear Him.
And Just For That
Split Second,
I Want To Answer Him Back.
I--I Know It Sounds
Really Weird.
No, It's Not.
See, My Dad And I
Built This Bench
On Our Property
Where We Used
To Go Every Day
And Watch A Herd
Of Wild Horses
After Chores.
That's Where
I Hear Him.
Maybe It's The Same
With You And Your Boat.
Yeah.
Not Anymore.
Anything?
Not Even
A Footprint.
There Are Some
Footprints.
They Were Ours.
Right.
Get On The Boat.
There It Is.
Tommy: That's Not Bad.
And, Uh,
Out There By The Reef
Is An Underwater Cave.
That's Where
I Caught The Lobster.
When Can We Look
For Michael?
Oh, Michael, Yeah.
Next Year Ok?
How About After Lunch?
I Hope He's All Right.
Listen, Your Cousin
Might Be Arrogant,
Self-Centered,
Conceited, Snobby,
But He's Not Stupid.
He's Gonna Be
All Right.
Aah!
[Bird Squawks]
Guys?
[Cackling]
[Bird Squawks]
Tommy?
[Squawk]
I Knew You Guys Would
Be Checkin' Up On Me.
Guys. Come On Out Here.
[Cackle]
Let's Just
Talk It Out, Ok?
[Cackle]
[Squawk]
[Cackle]
Guys?
[Cackle, Squawk]
Guys.
[Cackle]
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
[Cackle]
You Found Your Bag.
Yeah.
Aw, Yeah.
Oh. This Stuff
Is Perfect
For The Sail.
What's That?
My Mom Must Have
Put It In Here.
It's From Mark.
Well, Are You Gonna
Open It?
It's A Little Wet.
[Laughs]
Yeah, It Is Wet.
Jake: Is That Him?
Tommy: It's My Dad And I
On That Bench.
Hey, You Know...
This Is A Really
Cool Frame.
I Bet You
Mark Carved It Himself.
He Likes
Working With Wood.
It Looks Like
It Took Him Some Time.
Yeah.
What Do You Say
We Go Spear Fishing
And Catch Our Lunch?
Ok.
Come On. Let's Go.
Thanks.
Sure.
Want This Cushion?
Jake: Yeah.
Hey, Hey, Stop--
Stop--Stop--Stop.
Don't Move.
Don't Move.
Be Very Patient.
They'll Come To You.
Jake: Just Be Patient,
And They'll Come To You.
Here They Come.
Stop Moving.
[Laughs]
Look, They Can Feel
The Vibrations.
It Spooks 'Em,
So Look,
Just Stay Still.
See This One Over Here?
It's Comin' Right To Me.
Aah!
See?
That Easy. Whoo!
How'd You Do That?
What Do I Do?
Go Down Like This.
Hey! I Got Him!
Yeah!
I Got Him!
Yeah!
Jake:
It's That Easy.
[Laughs]
Guys! Guys!
Hey, Jake.
Get Out Of The Water!
Get Out Of The Water!
Hey!
How You Doin'?
Get Out Of The Water!
Yeah, Sure.
Good.
Yeah. Here Comes
The Payback.
Get Out Of The Water!
Michael: Get Out
Of The Water!
Tommy! Jake! Crocodile!
Crocodile! Come On!
Get Out Of That Water!
Tommy: Michael!
Michael: Come On!
Come Here! Come Here!
Come Here! Come On, Tommy!
Come Here! Come On, Buddy!
Swim! Come Here!
Come On.
Ah! Aah!
Did You See
The Size Of That Thing?
It Must Have Been,
Like, 20 Feet Long.
[Coughs]
And You Just
Nailed It, Jake.
[Coughs]
That Was Awesome.
I Don't Know How Awesome
It Would Have Been
If Michael Hadn't
Seen It Comin' First.
Thanks.
Sure.
You Comin' With Us?
Is That An Invite?
Wasn't That Why
You Came Back?
Michael,
We Had Fresh Lobster,
Fruit, Tons Of Water,
And Stayed Totally Dry.
You're Coming With Us.
If It's Ok
With The Captain.
Yes.
Hey.
I Just Want
To Tell You
I'm Sorry About
The Phone Thing.
I Overreacted, Ok?
It Wasn't
Your Fault.
There's Nobody
I'd Rather Be
Shipwrecked With.
[Laughs]
All Right?
Well...
Except Maybe
Heather Hitt.
It's Ok.
All Right. Come On.
Who's Heather Hitt?
Here We Are.
Home Sweet Home.
Whoa! Ho Ho!
Oh, My--My Clothes!
Aah!
My Clean Clothes!
Ah Ha Ha Ha! Hello!
Oh, These Clothes
Smell Good. Mmm. Ha!
Jake: Hey,
Don't Touch That, Ok?
We Only Have One Of 'Em.
Hoo-Hoo! Yes!
Jonas: We've Probably
Checked Out
100 Islands, Frakes.
We're Not Gonna Find Them.
Frakes: You Can Quit
Anytime You Want.
Dante: Nothin' Like A Bit
Of Island Hopping.
Shut Up.
I Never Understood
Why Gilligan...
Didn't Hit On Ginger
Or Mary Ann.
You Know What I'm Sayin'?
I Mean,
Mrs. Howe, You Know,
I--I Totally Get That, But...
Are You Ok?
If No One Finds Us...
It's Gonna Be
Really Hard On My Mom.
I Hope She Knows
How Much I Love Her.
And How Much
I Like Mark.
How Come You Never Told Her
How You Really Felt?
'Cause I Felt Guilty.
Tommy.
Tommy: I Do.
I Don't Ever Want To
Forget My Dad, Michael.
Michael:
You're Never Going To.
You Like Mark
For The Same Reasons
Your Mom Does.
I'm Sure
He's A Great Guy,
And Your Dad Was
A Great Guy, Tommy...
But Nobody Is Ever Gonna
Take The Place Of Your Dad.
Don't You Punish
Yourself, Ok?
He Wouldn't Want You To.
Come Here.
[Sighs]
I Promise
You Something.
We Are Getting Off
This Island...Ok?
We Have To...
'Cause I Still
Gotta Get A Job
When We Get Home.
You Guys
Know How To Sew?
I'll Tell Ya,
That Is One Expensive Sail.
Now All We Need
Is A Mast And A Rudder.
Come On, Guys.
So...
You Know, There's
Only About, Uh,
4,000 Trees
On This Island.
We Had To Climb
To The Top Of
Mount Everest Here
To Find
The Perfect One?
I Told Ya.
We Need One That Stood Up
Against The Elements.
Makes 'Em Hard
And Sturdy Up Here, Boy.
This One's
Been Through A Lot.
And Now We're Gonna
Have To Carry It
All The Way Back
Down To The Beach.
Jake: We Could
Swim It Back.
Yeah, Right.
Aw, Come On.
It's Less Than
100 Feet.
People Jump From Heights
Way Taller Than That.
I Think That's
True, Michael.
All Right. Well,
Let's See You
Do It, Then.
Well, Sure, But You're
Gonna Have To Go First.
Huh. And Why Is That?
'Cause I Don't Think
You'll Do It,
And I'm Not About To Climb
All The Way Back Up Here
Just To Grab The Mast
And Carry It
All The Way Back Down.
Let's Just Forget
About It, Guys.
I'll Do It.
So Do It.
Trust Me.
No, I'm Not
Gonna Do It...
'Cause I Got Nothing
To Prove To You.
And I'm Not Letting
Tommy Do It, Either.
Sure.
Ok, Well, Let's Go.
Let's Get This Tree Down.
Time To Make A Mast.
I'm The Kind Of Guy
Who Likes
To Kick Off His Shoes
And I'm The Kind Of Guy
That Likes
To Have Nothing To Do
So I Have
The Kind Of Life
They Say Is Simple
And Smooth
But I Can Feel
The Change Comin'
Ever Since I Met You
'Cause You Know
Get Up, Get Up, Get Up
I Asked Her Why
She Said, "Let's Get Out,
Get Out, Get Out"
She Said
That Having Some
Fun, Fun, Fun...
[Both Laughing]
So Baby Won't You Just
Come On,
Come On, Come On
You Lead The Way
In This Game
So Long,
So Long, So Long
But I Know
With You I'll Have
Fun, Fun, Fun
'Cause That's
What It's All About
Fun, Fun, Fun
[Airplane Approaching]
Tommy, You Hear That?
Yeah. I Do. Yeah.
It's A Plane!
It's A Plane.
It's A Plane!
Hey!
Hey, Hey!
Hey! The Flare!
Hurry, Michael, Go!
Go. Hey!
It's A Plane!
Hey! Down Here!
Down Here! Hey!
What's Going On?
There's A Plane. Hey!
They Can't See Us Here.
What?
They Can't See Us.
Look!
Bull's-Eye.
Too Easy.
Whoo!
No!
What Are You Doing?
Oh, No! You Idiot!
It's A Commercial Jet
Flying At 35,000 Feet!
Oh, We Needed That For
When We Went Out To Sea.
Maybe A Freighter
Would Have Seen It.
Now, It'll Just Be
Blind Luck If
Somebody Sees Us.
Well, Maybe You Should
Have Put The Flare Manual
Out On The Reading Table--
Don't Blame Me
For Your Ignorance!
You Know, He Was
Just Trying To Help.
No, No, You Know What?
This Guy's Pathetic.
All Right? Pathetic.
He Knows Nothing
About Anything.
I Mean, You Want To Wear
A Captain's Hat?
First, Learn How
To Run A Boat.
Top To Bottom,
Inside And Out,
Everything About It.
You Have To Work For It--
Hard.
You Know, This Is Just
Great Coming From A Guy
Who Sank His Own Boat.
You Know What? Stop It.
That Boat Is Full
Of Sweat And Memories
That I've Worked For
My Entire Life.
What Have You
Ever Worked For?
Come On, Michael,
Tell Me.
What Have You
Ever Worked For?
Come On, Jake.
Stop It.
Tell Me, Michael.
That's Just
What I Thought.
Michael: You're Right.
I've Never Worked
For Anything.
Is That What You
Want To Hear?
I'm 23 Years Old,
And I Don't Know
What I'm Good At.
I Wish I Was More
Like You Two Guys.
You Know, The Way Tommy
Is With His Ranch,
And You Are
With Your Boat.
You Both Have
Found Something.
I Never Had To.
Well, All Right, Then.
Listen, I'm Sorry
I Blew Off
So Much Steam
Back There.
Hey, We're All Ready
To Get Off This Island.
Yeah, That's For Sure.
Well...
I'll Rig This Vine,
And We'll Be Out Of
Here In The Morning.
Hey, Jake. Look.
Hey!
Hey!
[Whistling]
You Hear That?
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Unh!
Shh.
It Sounded
Like A Bird.
No, No, No.
That Was No Bird.
Jake: You See...
It's The Pirates.
Look. See The Boat?
If They Find Our Raft,
We're In Trouble, Man.
Let's Go. Go.
Listen...
Take The Inflatable
And Circle The Island.
I'll Check Things
Out Here.
All Right.
Whoo! Got You, Sucker!
Whoo! I Got One!
Get To The Raft!
Get To The Raft!
Whoo-Hoo! Whoo!
Get To The Raft!
Why?
Whoo-Hoo-Hoo!
You See This Thing?
Get To The Raft.
Get On!
What?
They Found Us.
The Pirates
Are Coming.
Pirates? What--
What About The Camp?
Forget The Camp.
We Don't Have
Enough Time.
All Right.
Tommy, Michael,
Now. Get On!
Ok.
Be Careful.
Jake: Drop The Sail!
Hold On!
Hold On.
Get That Life Jacket
Strapped On.
All Right.
Ok.
All Right, Guys.
Ok, Here Comes One.
Hold On.
Wait, I'll Come
Over Here.
I'll Come Over.
All Right, Hold On.
Tommy, Michael.
Oh, They're Leaving.
What Are We Gonna Do?
I Don't Know.
Can't You Go
Any Faster?
No!
[All Shouting]
What Are You Doing?
Duck.
She's Gonna Shoot Us!
Get Off! Get Off The Boat!
Jump Off The Boat!
Go, Go, Go!
Good Shot.
Tommy!
Come Here.
We'll Swim Underwater
To The Lobster Cave.
It's Right Over There.
I Gotta Get
This Vest Off.
Michael!
I Can't Get
The Vest Off!
We Don't
Have Time!
It's You
They Want!
There's No Way!
Listen, I Know You'll Come
Back For Me, All Right?
Just Go, Please, Go.
Tommy, We'll
Come Back.
Just Go, Michael.
I'll Come
Back For You.
I'll Come
Back For You!
All Right!
Swim.
Unh! Frakes Is
Gonna Be Mad.
Tommy: You'll
Never Get Him.
Shut Up, Kid.
Go Down And Have
A Look. They Gotta
Be Here Somewhere.
[Coughing]
So What Are
We Gonna Do Now?
I Don't Know.
But I Know They're
Not Going Anywhere
Without You.
So You're Telling Me
They're Dead?
They Didn't Come Up,
And We Looked For Them.
We Waited There
Almost An Hour.
I Don't Know, Frakes.
What Do You Reckon?
How About A Cave?
The Reefs
Are Full Of Them.
They'll Be Back.
What Makes You
Think So?
When They Hear You
Screaming In Pain,
They'll Come Running.
Trust Me.
Any Ideas?
Yeah.
You Still Got
That Gold Coin?
[All Laughing]
Gonna Clean All
The Scum Off That Deck,
Aren't You, Boy?
How Do You Know
He'll Go For It?
Because I Know A Lot
Of Greedy People.
I Just Hope It Works.
You Gotta
Promise Me Something.
You Have To
Promise Me
That If Something
Goes Wrong,
You Take Tommy And You
Get Him Out Of Here.
Don't Wait For Me.
I Promise.
I'm Sorry
About Your Boat.
Ah...
I Hated That Boat.
You Hated That Boat?
Yeah.
I Thought It Was
Your Life.
Oh, No. It Was
My Dad's Life.
He Chose It
For The Both Of Us.
Don't Get Me Wrong.
I Love The Sea
And Everything.
It's Just...
I Think I Stuck
With Her For So Long...
'Cause My Dad Loved Her.
And...
Anyway, Uh...
Tiffany, She's Been
Sinkin' For A Long Time.
And I've Been
Hangin' On To Her
For All
The Wrong Reasons.
You Know, I...
I've Been Also
Blaming People
For Things
I Don't Have.
You Should Take
This Back. I'm Sorry.
Keep It.
No, No, No, No.
I Can't Do That.
Not Because I Could Go
Out And Buy Another One.
I Want You To Have It.
I Don't Know
What To Say.
You Don't Need
To Say Anything.
Come On,
We Got A Lot To Do.
Frakes, You Better
Come And See This.
Good Morning.
Could Be.
That Just Depends.
Are You Ok, Tommy?
So, Where's
Your Friend?
I Don't Know.
I Got A Deal For You.
Oh, He's Got
A Deal For Us.
He's Got A Deal
For Us, Guys.
So What's The Deal?
Well, You Seem To Be
A Financially
Motivated Person.
So Let's Talk
Bottom Line.
You Think I'm Worth
A Lot Of Money,
Don't You?
Wow, A Psychic.
Well, I Don't Know
If My Family
Would Pay A Dime
For Me Right Now.
But What If
I Had A Way...
To Get You
10 To 15 Million
In Gold Coins?
Would You
Leave Us Alone?
Gold.
Ok, I'm Listening.
I Found...
A Whole Ton Of Those
Right Here
On This Island.
But You Won't
Get Any Of It...
Unless You Promise Me
You're Gonna Let
Tommy Go.
Why Don't You
Just Tell Me Where
They Are, Pretty Boy?
Because I Won't.
Tommy And I Figured
We'd Be Dying
On This Stinkin'
Island Anyway.
So By Shooting Us...
You'd Just Be Putting Us
Out Of Our Misery.
Ok.
This Is What
I'm Gonna Do For You.
I'm Gonna Let Him Go...
But You're Gonna
Tell Us Where It Is.
If It's What You
Say It Is, Then...
I Don't Have To Waste
My Time With You.
Ok?
You Have To Swear
To Let Us Go.
I Want Your Word.
Don't Listen
To Anything--
Sure. You Have My Word...
As A Gentleman.
All Right, Then.
Tommy.
Just Keep Walking
Along The Beach.
It's Ok. Go.
All Right, Let's Go.
You Stay With The Boat.
I Don't Want Those Kids
Anywhere Near It.
Yeah.
Aah!
Oh.
Ah. Miss Me?
Frakes:
How Much Further?
Michael: Not Far.
[Rock Music Playing]
Tightrope Any Dream
Rise Up
Get It Right
Rise Up,
Don't Take The Bait
Oh
Slow
Down
Baby, You're Movin'
Too Fast...
Stay There, Tommy.
You're Just Catching Up
With Your Past
Got Him, Undertow
Show Us What You Know
Oh
Slow
Down
We Found It
By Accident.
The Gold's In There.
I'm Not Going
In There.
It's A Death Cave.
Oh, Give Me A Break.
Those Symbols,
Frakes...
They Call Them
"The Gatherers."
They Were
The Cannibals
That Cut Off
The Heads Before
They Shrank Them.
Who Cares?
These Places
Are Haunted.
Cursed.
Hey...
You Don't Help,
You Don't Get
A Cut. Got It?
Jonas:
I Don't Like This.
Frakes: Shut Up.
All Right,
Where Is It?
Right Up Ahead Here.
It's Right Up There
Around The Corner.
Around Where?
[Both Screaming]
Aah!
Aah!
[Screaming]
[Rock Music Playing]
I'd Like A Pizza
To Go, Please.
[Laughs]
Jake: Hey!
Aw, Gee, I See Some Scum
I Forgot To Wipe Off.
Jake: Tommy, Let's Go!
[Grunts]
Uhh!
[Grunts]
Keep You Eye Out
For Him On The Shore.
There.
Guys! Hey!
Michael!
Michael!
Hey!
Michael! Michael!
What?
What Are We Gonna Do?
What Do You Mean,
What Are We Gonna Do?
This Guy's Got A Gun.
We're Gettin' Out Of Here.
We'll Come Back
With Some Help.
We Can't Leave Him.
I Promised
I'd Get You Out Of Here.
Well, Break It.
I Can't!
I Promised!
Hey! He Didn't
Give Up On Me, Jake,
And He Wouldn't
Give Up On You.
He Needs Your Help.
Please!
Michael!
Everest! Michael,
Go To Everest!
[Grunts]
Ok.
Trust Him.
[Clicking]
No!
Come On.
Are You All Right?
Oh...
Whoo-Hoo-Hoo!
Ah! Oh, Ho Ho Ho.
[Coughing]
Well, Tough Guy...
We Did It, Huh?
Yeah.
Ahh...
Oh...
Whoo!
Let's Get The Boat.
Tommy: I Can't
Believe You Made It.
Yeah.
Oh...Jake.
Ah...
Oh, Man, Thanks.
Island Patrol,
This Is Jake Hunter.
Come In. Over.
Butch: Good To Hear
Your Voice, Jake.
We've Been Searching
For You Guys For Days.
I Lost
The Tiffany, Butch.
Everyone's Safe,
But Listen--
I Got A Location On Some
Of That Pirate Scum
You've Been Looking For.
Maybe You Should
Pick It Up.
Michael...
Tommy!
Tommy: Mom.
Tommy, Oh...
Hey, Michael.
Hey, Dad.
How Are You, Man?
I Didn't Mean What
I Said About Mark.
Oh, Honey,
Don't Worry About It.
Really?
You Think
You Could Ask Him
To Make Me
Another Frame?
I Kind Of Lost
The Last One.
I'm Sure
He'll Be Glad To.
Oh...
Glenn: Michael...
Hey, Dad.
Oh, I'm So Glad
You're All Right.
Yeah, I Feel--
I Feel Good.
How's Mom?
Glenn: Well, She's
Just Worried Sick
Waiting For Us
To Call Her.
Ok. All Right.
Hey.
Oh, Hi.
How Are You Doing?
Well, I'm Ok.
Oh, Hey, Um, Guys,
I Want You
To Meet Someone.
This Is, Uh,
Jake Hunter.
He's The Captain
Of Our Boat.
He Saved Our Lives.
Well, Jake,
It's A Real Pleasure.
I Can't
Thank You Enough.
Yeah, Thank You...
A Lot.
All Right, Let's
Go Make That Call.
Come On, Jake.
Join Us For Dinner.
Come On.
Hello, Everyone.
Hey, Michael,
Where Have You Been?
Let's Just Say
That, Um,
Preparation Has
Met Opportunity.
I Hope You Guys
Don't Mind,
But I Created A Little
Job Opportunity For Us.
Here? What Is It?
We're Gonna Rename
That Boat, Uh...
The Tiffany Ii...
Captain.
What?
They Gave Us A Reward
For Turning In Frakes,
So I Did
A Little Negotiating.
See, They Were
Gonna Put This Boat
Up For Auction,
So I Offered
To Buy The Boat
With Our Reward Money.
We Are All
Gonna Be Partners
In The Charter Business.
Are You Serious?
Yeah.
I Mean, You Said
It Yourself--
Charters Sell Out Here
All The Time.
And, Uh, Dad, I Was
Hoping That, Um...
That I Could Pay You Back
The Money I Owe You
Out Of My Share
Of The Profits.
That Sounds Great, But...
Does That Mean
That You're Planning
To Move To Australia?
No, I Don't Think I'm
Gonna Need To Do That.
I Was Actually Kind
Of Hoping That, Uh,
The File Clerk Job
Was Still Available.
Because, Uh, You Know,
If I'm Gonna Be
A Lawyer...
I Better Learn
About It, Right?
Inside And Out,
Top To Bottom.
Glenn: Top To Bottom.
Top To Bottom.
Besides, I Think It
Would Be Kind Of Cool
To Do Lunch With My Dad
Every Now And Then.
That Sounds Great, Son.
So, We Really Own It?
It's Really Ours?
As Long As We
All Agree On It.
It's Gonna Be
A 3-Way Partnership.
What Do You Guys Say?
I Don't Know What To Say.
Well, I Say Yes.
Uh...
Yes.
Absolutely Yes.
Then A Partnership
It Is.