Kauwboy (2012) Movie Script
- First, there is nothing.
- There is nothing.
- Nothing at all.
- Nothing at all, it is all black.
- But then: Boom.
- That's right.
I'm going to win.
In a film by Boudewijn Koole.
There goes Speedy and behind him
drives the slow snail.
I've got your little one.
You're a tough one.
What would you like to eat?
Mashed potatoes?
I hate it too,
but dad wanted it for dinner.
How about mashed potatoes
with cauliflower?
Do you fancy this?
Just cauliflower, I like that.
I think your mum is really stupid
chucking you out of the nest like that.
You've got to eat, you know.
E, A, T, eat or you'll die.
A drink?
Would you like to see the bathroom?
If you have to go, lift up the seat.
The towels are over there.
That's where mummy used to sleep
and daddy still does.
He doesn't like pets or plants.
He always says:
Animals and plants belong outside.
It's so quiet, isn't it?
Look, this is my room.
That's dad and mum in America.
That's me with dad and mum.
Do you know how we went to America?
By plane.
You can't fly yet, but you'll learn.
That's mummy performing in a band.
In Westland.
That's in South Africa.
We fed the giraffes
out of a little train.
That's mummy, she made it herself.
Do you like it too?
I guess so, because your ear
is up against the speaker.
It's about the stars and the moon
and stuff like that.
I play it every night
before I go to sleep.
I'm glad I found you. You're going
to sleep right next to me, won't you?
Goodnight.
Jackdaw, are you going to eat?
Otherwise you'll die.
Please? If you're going to die
I might as well have left you there.
You're so sweet,
I want to keep you as a pet.
Okay, that's it, come on, eat.
Come on. Please?
Be quiet, or you'll wake dad up.
Hello mum, how are you?
I'm fine and so is dad.
I slept in his bed last night.
It was really nice.
You've got your own bed.
And he let me stay.
Now move.
Well mum, how are things over there?
Is it fun? Do you miss us?
No, just a little bit.
Mum, I've got a surprise for you.
It's for your birthday.
It's black and it's just as big as a...
as the peanut butter lid.
I've got to go, bye.
It's an alligator, not a crocodile.
Mum had crocodile boots like that.
Jojo...
Are we going to fight? Boxing?
You fight like a girl.
No ear-pulling, Jojo.
So I fight like a girl, right?
I've had enough now.
Jojo is free.
Over here.
Keep the ball in front of you.
Well done. Jojo is free.
Well done, come on swim yourself free.
Jairo, take it easy.
Knock it off.
Listen, Jojo. Are you listening?
If you do that again, I'll call your dad
and you're out of the team.
- But he started it.
- I don't care.
If he kicks you, you come to me.
You don't bite. Shut up.
Thank you. I'll see you next week.
Your little one eats.
Don't worry about your little one,
he's eating.
He's safe with me.
Come on, boy. You've got to eat.
Yes, well done.
Do you want another one?
Well done. Who's a big eater?
There you are, dad.
- For you, dad.
- Just put it down.
- Don't you want a drink?
- Just put it down.
Look, a boy in my class
found a jackdaw.
And... Well, he tried to put it back.
But then the mother
jackdaw came at him.
And then the chick
fell out of the nest again.
So then he took it home.
His parents let him. If he were your son
would you let him keep it?
- No, you always put it back.
- Yes, but he tried that.
And then it fell out again.
So what then?
Would you let him keep it?
- Pass me that extension thing.
- Dad?
- Could he keep it?
- Animals and plants belong outside.
Okay, dad.
A jackdaw.
Don't feed jackdaws bread and milk
or their feathers will grow weak.
Every two hours, feed them a mix
of cat food and birdseed, or they'll die.
A tame jackdaw can live up to 25 years.
They're monogamous, which means
they always stay with their partner.
Take good care of a jackdaw
and you'll have a friend for life.
Hand underneath thumb behind
shoulders forward
pinch in the ball
throw it far follow it through
and score a goal.
Did you see fatty push me under?
But he couldn't, I threw the ball.
- Then I dived under him.
- You should have seen his face.
Yes, and then Jairo threw the ball to me.
- And I slammed it into the top corner.
- Yes, that's the spirit.
I want to see that every time, Jojo.
Are we proud of Jojo?
- Yes.
- Well, give him the treatment.
Dad, we won.
- Everybody...
- Bags don't go on tables.
There was a fat boy who pushed me
under but I dived underneath him.
We won 5-3 and I scored all five.
But it was great fun and
everybody lifted me up and...
Go to your room.
- And in the bus they...
- Now.
Don't be afraid.
You're safe here, with me.
It's not too bad, is it?
Hello mum, dad cooked
something really nice.
We had spaghetti in a red sauce.
I won today at water polo.
I scored eight goals.
There's a new girl on the water polo
team, she's called Yenthe.
She always chews blue bubble-gum.
She blows bubbles the size of my head.
No, she's just as special
as any other girl.
- Let me have a go.
- Be my guest.
But be careful because I just burnt
my fingers three times in a row.
- See, I can do it.
- That's beginner's luck.
Show me again.
See?
You can do it.
Smoke signals.
A smoke signal.
- Is it fun?
- Would you like to try?
Yes, please.
Where is your mum?
She's on tour in America.
- When is she coming back?
- I don't know.
It's her birthday in a few days.
I'm going to bake her an apple pie.
- Do you miss her a lot?
- A bit.
Hey, little one.
Have a cuddle with Yenthe.
Come on, cuddle with Yenthe.
Go on then.
- Cool animal, isn't it?
- Yes, how big do they get?
This one won't grow much more,
I don't think.
He's so sweet, isn't he?
- Do you know where the Lada keys are?
- Downstairs, on the table?
- Are you in the same class as Jojo?
- No, water polo team.
- What are you doing?
- Just sitting.
- Behave yourself, now.
- Yes, dad.
- And clean the place up, it smells in here.
- Sure dad, I will.
- Bye.
- Bye, dad.
- See you.
- See you tomorrow.
- How long have you had him for?
- A week.
A week?
That's quite an achievement.
- What's it called?
- Jack.
Do you know what the problem is, Jojo?
It's silly but they always die.
- This one is still alive.
- In the nest it might survive.
If you keep it, it'll die. Put it back.
No, I won't.
- It needs to be scared of cars and dogs.
- I'll teach him.
It has to be afraid of you,
of humans, doesn't it?
- Yes.
- Well, there you are.
- You heard me, put it back.
- No.
- He'll think you're his mother.
- He already thinks that.
- You'll get attached to it...
- I already am, and he is attached to me.
You heard me, put it back.
That's the end of it.
Dickhead.
Take good care of yourself, little one.
Bye.
Wait a second.
Look at me.
Look at me.
You understand that it's
for your own good, don't you?
Well, do your best.
Score some goals.
See you tomorrow,
we'll do something fun.
I'm not talking to you anymore.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack...
You're still alive, little one.
I have a new place for you,
somewhere dad never goes.
But you have to be quiet
or dad will kill you, and me too.
So, quiet. Yes?
You must be hungry.
This is your new home.
Nice, isn't it?
Look at this.
Are you looking forward
to your birthday? I'm not telling you.
All right, it's black and it flaps about,
but that's all I'm saying.
Yes, it's great fun.
I'll make you a cake.
Daddy hasn't been angry, lately.
No, he's really kind.
Love you too, mum. Kisses, bye.
Look, first you look to the right
and then to the left.
First left, then to the right
and then to the left again.
So, left, right and left again.
Did you get that, little one?
Are you afraid?
Look, a dog. They're very dangerous.
Hello dad, how was work?
I was called up for nothing.
Excuse me.
Shall I bring you a beer
so you can have a rest?
Well, well.
- Thank you, what's going on?
- Nothing.
Jackdaws live in colonies.
The bravest male is the leader.
He gets the prettiest female
and the best spot to build a nest.
But he has to do something
to get the best spot.
He has to be brave, he's the least
frightened jackdaw, he's tough.
If there is danger,
he's the first one to get in there.
Too bad.
Too bad.
- Can you hit it or not?
- We'll find out soon enough.
- Would you like to try?
- Sure.
I'm a better marksman than you, anyway.
The butt against your shoulder.
Hold the barrel high.
That was a good one.
Put it back up.
It's got a hole in it.
- Are we going to bake a cake?
- Don't be ridiculous.
Why not?
- Don't even think about it.
- I asked you why not?
- She isn't here to celebrate her birthday.
- A cake won't matter.
Did you hear what I said?
We are going to celebrate it.
Not much use to us, is it?
I'll use washing-up liquid.
Nice and warm.
Look, those are the clothes
that you crapped all over.
And daddy's shirt.
My sock.
Look, here is your little bench.
Look, a light.
When I'm not here
there is something to remember me by.
Jojo, damn it.
Come here, now.
Come here.
I only wanted to wash the clothes.
You only wanted to wash the clothes?
Look at this, come here.
Look at it. Damn it, come here.
What's this then?
Now look at what you've done.
Look at me.
It's ruined, isn't it? All of it.
It's all ruined.
Look at me. What were you thinking?
- I wanted to wash the clothes.
- And that made you cry?
Do it yourself then.
Stop it, Jojo.
I said: Knock it off.
Look at me. Look at me, I said.
You're coming with me.
Did you hear me? Come on.
You're coming with me.
Come on, lad.
Are you going to tell us what's wrong?
Why were you so angry
with those lockers?
- Answer the question.
- I don't know why.
Jojo, I...
About yesterday.
I...
You will come back, won't you?
Jack, you can fly.
I taught Jack to fly.
I was sitting in the garden, like this.
Jack was on the shed and when I
called him, he flew straight at me.
- Really?
- Yes.
- Can I help you?
- Of course you can.
Jojo, Yenthe, get in and swim.
Thank you.
Look.
First, there is nothing.
Nothing at all, it is all black.
And then...
- ...life came.
- Cool.
And then there is nothing again.
Nothing at all.
Cheers.
- Dad?
- Yes, Jojo?
Can I bake a small cake, please?
Just forget about it.
But dad...
Dad?
Dad?
Jackdaws spend every minute together,
and do hardly a step apart.
In flight they soar
gracefully side by side.
In the fields they sit on a bunch.
In the tree they brush
each other's feathers.
The male gives her any delicacy
he finds, and she accepts it lovingly.
Even if one is ill, the other stays.
Look, I can fly too, Jack.
Come and fly.
- Close your eyes.
- Why?
Because. Just do it.
- Are they closed?
- Yes.
You can open them now.
Nice.
No, you can keep it.
I know about your mum.
What?
That she's dead.
Hello mum.
Jojo, stop it.
She's dead, Jojo.
Stop it.
Dad, don't.
Jojo, get lost.
Daddy.
Dad, let go of him.
- Sod off.
- Chew.
Come back, Jack.
Come here.
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry.
What shall I play for him?
Mummy's song.
You can stroke him if you want.
Should I say something,
like at mum's funeral?
Only if you want to.
It's a real pity.
First, there was nothing.
Nothing at all.
- And then?
- And then? There was a...
flame. A very large flame.
- There is nothing.
- Nothing at all.
- Nothing at all, it is all black.
- But then: Boom.
- That's right.
I'm going to win.
In a film by Boudewijn Koole.
There goes Speedy and behind him
drives the slow snail.
I've got your little one.
You're a tough one.
What would you like to eat?
Mashed potatoes?
I hate it too,
but dad wanted it for dinner.
How about mashed potatoes
with cauliflower?
Do you fancy this?
Just cauliflower, I like that.
I think your mum is really stupid
chucking you out of the nest like that.
You've got to eat, you know.
E, A, T, eat or you'll die.
A drink?
Would you like to see the bathroom?
If you have to go, lift up the seat.
The towels are over there.
That's where mummy used to sleep
and daddy still does.
He doesn't like pets or plants.
He always says:
Animals and plants belong outside.
It's so quiet, isn't it?
Look, this is my room.
That's dad and mum in America.
That's me with dad and mum.
Do you know how we went to America?
By plane.
You can't fly yet, but you'll learn.
That's mummy performing in a band.
In Westland.
That's in South Africa.
We fed the giraffes
out of a little train.
That's mummy, she made it herself.
Do you like it too?
I guess so, because your ear
is up against the speaker.
It's about the stars and the moon
and stuff like that.
I play it every night
before I go to sleep.
I'm glad I found you. You're going
to sleep right next to me, won't you?
Goodnight.
Jackdaw, are you going to eat?
Otherwise you'll die.
Please? If you're going to die
I might as well have left you there.
You're so sweet,
I want to keep you as a pet.
Okay, that's it, come on, eat.
Come on. Please?
Be quiet, or you'll wake dad up.
Hello mum, how are you?
I'm fine and so is dad.
I slept in his bed last night.
It was really nice.
You've got your own bed.
And he let me stay.
Now move.
Well mum, how are things over there?
Is it fun? Do you miss us?
No, just a little bit.
Mum, I've got a surprise for you.
It's for your birthday.
It's black and it's just as big as a...
as the peanut butter lid.
I've got to go, bye.
It's an alligator, not a crocodile.
Mum had crocodile boots like that.
Jojo...
Are we going to fight? Boxing?
You fight like a girl.
No ear-pulling, Jojo.
So I fight like a girl, right?
I've had enough now.
Jojo is free.
Over here.
Keep the ball in front of you.
Well done. Jojo is free.
Well done, come on swim yourself free.
Jairo, take it easy.
Knock it off.
Listen, Jojo. Are you listening?
If you do that again, I'll call your dad
and you're out of the team.
- But he started it.
- I don't care.
If he kicks you, you come to me.
You don't bite. Shut up.
Thank you. I'll see you next week.
Your little one eats.
Don't worry about your little one,
he's eating.
He's safe with me.
Come on, boy. You've got to eat.
Yes, well done.
Do you want another one?
Well done. Who's a big eater?
There you are, dad.
- For you, dad.
- Just put it down.
- Don't you want a drink?
- Just put it down.
Look, a boy in my class
found a jackdaw.
And... Well, he tried to put it back.
But then the mother
jackdaw came at him.
And then the chick
fell out of the nest again.
So then he took it home.
His parents let him. If he were your son
would you let him keep it?
- No, you always put it back.
- Yes, but he tried that.
And then it fell out again.
So what then?
Would you let him keep it?
- Pass me that extension thing.
- Dad?
- Could he keep it?
- Animals and plants belong outside.
Okay, dad.
A jackdaw.
Don't feed jackdaws bread and milk
or their feathers will grow weak.
Every two hours, feed them a mix
of cat food and birdseed, or they'll die.
A tame jackdaw can live up to 25 years.
They're monogamous, which means
they always stay with their partner.
Take good care of a jackdaw
and you'll have a friend for life.
Hand underneath thumb behind
shoulders forward
pinch in the ball
throw it far follow it through
and score a goal.
Did you see fatty push me under?
But he couldn't, I threw the ball.
- Then I dived under him.
- You should have seen his face.
Yes, and then Jairo threw the ball to me.
- And I slammed it into the top corner.
- Yes, that's the spirit.
I want to see that every time, Jojo.
Are we proud of Jojo?
- Yes.
- Well, give him the treatment.
Dad, we won.
- Everybody...
- Bags don't go on tables.
There was a fat boy who pushed me
under but I dived underneath him.
We won 5-3 and I scored all five.
But it was great fun and
everybody lifted me up and...
Go to your room.
- And in the bus they...
- Now.
Don't be afraid.
You're safe here, with me.
It's not too bad, is it?
Hello mum, dad cooked
something really nice.
We had spaghetti in a red sauce.
I won today at water polo.
I scored eight goals.
There's a new girl on the water polo
team, she's called Yenthe.
She always chews blue bubble-gum.
She blows bubbles the size of my head.
No, she's just as special
as any other girl.
- Let me have a go.
- Be my guest.
But be careful because I just burnt
my fingers three times in a row.
- See, I can do it.
- That's beginner's luck.
Show me again.
See?
You can do it.
Smoke signals.
A smoke signal.
- Is it fun?
- Would you like to try?
Yes, please.
Where is your mum?
She's on tour in America.
- When is she coming back?
- I don't know.
It's her birthday in a few days.
I'm going to bake her an apple pie.
- Do you miss her a lot?
- A bit.
Hey, little one.
Have a cuddle with Yenthe.
Come on, cuddle with Yenthe.
Go on then.
- Cool animal, isn't it?
- Yes, how big do they get?
This one won't grow much more,
I don't think.
He's so sweet, isn't he?
- Do you know where the Lada keys are?
- Downstairs, on the table?
- Are you in the same class as Jojo?
- No, water polo team.
- What are you doing?
- Just sitting.
- Behave yourself, now.
- Yes, dad.
- And clean the place up, it smells in here.
- Sure dad, I will.
- Bye.
- Bye, dad.
- See you.
- See you tomorrow.
- How long have you had him for?
- A week.
A week?
That's quite an achievement.
- What's it called?
- Jack.
Do you know what the problem is, Jojo?
It's silly but they always die.
- This one is still alive.
- In the nest it might survive.
If you keep it, it'll die. Put it back.
No, I won't.
- It needs to be scared of cars and dogs.
- I'll teach him.
It has to be afraid of you,
of humans, doesn't it?
- Yes.
- Well, there you are.
- You heard me, put it back.
- No.
- He'll think you're his mother.
- He already thinks that.
- You'll get attached to it...
- I already am, and he is attached to me.
You heard me, put it back.
That's the end of it.
Dickhead.
Take good care of yourself, little one.
Bye.
Wait a second.
Look at me.
Look at me.
You understand that it's
for your own good, don't you?
Well, do your best.
Score some goals.
See you tomorrow,
we'll do something fun.
I'm not talking to you anymore.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack...
You're still alive, little one.
I have a new place for you,
somewhere dad never goes.
But you have to be quiet
or dad will kill you, and me too.
So, quiet. Yes?
You must be hungry.
This is your new home.
Nice, isn't it?
Look at this.
Are you looking forward
to your birthday? I'm not telling you.
All right, it's black and it flaps about,
but that's all I'm saying.
Yes, it's great fun.
I'll make you a cake.
Daddy hasn't been angry, lately.
No, he's really kind.
Love you too, mum. Kisses, bye.
Look, first you look to the right
and then to the left.
First left, then to the right
and then to the left again.
So, left, right and left again.
Did you get that, little one?
Are you afraid?
Look, a dog. They're very dangerous.
Hello dad, how was work?
I was called up for nothing.
Excuse me.
Shall I bring you a beer
so you can have a rest?
Well, well.
- Thank you, what's going on?
- Nothing.
Jackdaws live in colonies.
The bravest male is the leader.
He gets the prettiest female
and the best spot to build a nest.
But he has to do something
to get the best spot.
He has to be brave, he's the least
frightened jackdaw, he's tough.
If there is danger,
he's the first one to get in there.
Too bad.
Too bad.
- Can you hit it or not?
- We'll find out soon enough.
- Would you like to try?
- Sure.
I'm a better marksman than you, anyway.
The butt against your shoulder.
Hold the barrel high.
That was a good one.
Put it back up.
It's got a hole in it.
- Are we going to bake a cake?
- Don't be ridiculous.
Why not?
- Don't even think about it.
- I asked you why not?
- She isn't here to celebrate her birthday.
- A cake won't matter.
Did you hear what I said?
We are going to celebrate it.
Not much use to us, is it?
I'll use washing-up liquid.
Nice and warm.
Look, those are the clothes
that you crapped all over.
And daddy's shirt.
My sock.
Look, here is your little bench.
Look, a light.
When I'm not here
there is something to remember me by.
Jojo, damn it.
Come here, now.
Come here.
I only wanted to wash the clothes.
You only wanted to wash the clothes?
Look at this, come here.
Look at it. Damn it, come here.
What's this then?
Now look at what you've done.
Look at me.
It's ruined, isn't it? All of it.
It's all ruined.
Look at me. What were you thinking?
- I wanted to wash the clothes.
- And that made you cry?
Do it yourself then.
Stop it, Jojo.
I said: Knock it off.
Look at me. Look at me, I said.
You're coming with me.
Did you hear me? Come on.
You're coming with me.
Come on, lad.
Are you going to tell us what's wrong?
Why were you so angry
with those lockers?
- Answer the question.
- I don't know why.
Jojo, I...
About yesterday.
I...
You will come back, won't you?
Jack, you can fly.
I taught Jack to fly.
I was sitting in the garden, like this.
Jack was on the shed and when I
called him, he flew straight at me.
- Really?
- Yes.
- Can I help you?
- Of course you can.
Jojo, Yenthe, get in and swim.
Thank you.
Look.
First, there is nothing.
Nothing at all, it is all black.
And then...
- ...life came.
- Cool.
And then there is nothing again.
Nothing at all.
Cheers.
- Dad?
- Yes, Jojo?
Can I bake a small cake, please?
Just forget about it.
But dad...
Dad?
Dad?
Jackdaws spend every minute together,
and do hardly a step apart.
In flight they soar
gracefully side by side.
In the fields they sit on a bunch.
In the tree they brush
each other's feathers.
The male gives her any delicacy
he finds, and she accepts it lovingly.
Even if one is ill, the other stays.
Look, I can fly too, Jack.
Come and fly.
- Close your eyes.
- Why?
Because. Just do it.
- Are they closed?
- Yes.
You can open them now.
Nice.
No, you can keep it.
I know about your mum.
What?
That she's dead.
Hello mum.
Jojo, stop it.
She's dead, Jojo.
Stop it.
Dad, don't.
Jojo, get lost.
Daddy.
Dad, let go of him.
- Sod off.
- Chew.
Come back, Jack.
Come here.
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry.
What shall I play for him?
Mummy's song.
You can stroke him if you want.
Should I say something,
like at mum's funeral?
Only if you want to.
It's a real pity.
First, there was nothing.
Nothing at all.
- And then?
- And then? There was a...
flame. A very large flame.