Mudge Boy, The (2003) Movie Script
[ PANTING 1
[ PANTING 1
[ COUGHING ]
SHE'S NOT COMING TODAY.
TOMORROW EITHER.
HELLO, MISS POLLY-O.
THANK YOU, HANNAH.
WOW, COUSIN JESSICA.
YOUR FIRST THIS WEEK.
MOM WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY PROUD.
HI, CHICKEN.
HEY.
I CAN CLEAN IT UP.
GO IN THE HOUSE.
BRING THEM EGGS
WITH YOU.
MISS BLODGETT SAID YOU SHOULD
FIX THE FRONT STEP.
MM-HMM.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
IT WAS FINE.
HOW'S YOUR SUPPER?
IT'S GOOD.
"HOW WAS YOUR DAY, DUNCAN?"
GOOD.
"DID YOU TELL YOUR FATHER
ABOUT OLD RED HEN?"
"I HAD TO BURY ANOTHER ONE"
"OF MY CHICKENS TODAY,
EDGAR -- OLD AGE."
"DUNCAN PLAYED THE MINISTER.
SHOULD'VE SEEN HIM--"
JUST DON'T.
"NOW, EDGAR,"
"DEATH'S AS MUCH
A PART OF LIFE AS LIVING."
STOP, STOP IT. STOP IT!
I'M GOING TO HAVE A SMOKE.
[ COUGHING ]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
THAT IT?
THAT'S ALL OF IT.
LOOK AT THAT.
FOLLOWS HIM LIKE
A LITTLE PUPPY DOG.
THAT CHICKEN BELONGS
WITH THE OTHERS.
NACNUD EGDUM --
THAT'S MY NAME BACKWARDS.
DUNCAN MUDGE IS
NACNUD EGDUM.
YOU GO...M-U-D-G-E,
E-G-D-U-M.
EGDUM.
EGG DUMB, HUH?
YEAH, IT'S KIND OF FUNNY.
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
JUSTER PELKEY IS, UH--
HOW ABOUT TAKING
SOME CHICKENS HOME?
THAT WOULD
BE GREAT.
OK.
GO GRAB HIM TWO GOOD ONES.
THEY ARE NOT YOURS TO GIVE.
YOU MIND
YOUR MANNERS
AND GET THE MAN
HIS CHICKENS.
HEY...
YOU HEAR ME?
I DON'T WANT TO
CAUSE TROUBLE--
YOU AIN' TROUBLE.
SORRY, JUSTER.
THAT'S OK,
DUNCAN.
HOW COME DUNCAN
DON'T HELP YOU?
HE HELPS OUT.
COUSIN JESSICA, YOU'RE GOING
TO GO LIVE AT JUSTER'S HOUSE.
[CLUCKING 1
IT'S OK, IT'S OK.
MARILLA THE GORILLA
IS GOING WITH YOU.
I KNOW...l KNOW.
I'LL MISS YOU TOO.
JUST MAKE SURE YOU LAY
LOTS OF EGGS FOR HIM, OK?
HE'S NICE.
I DIDN'T KNOW WOMEN HAD
HEART ATTACKS LIKE THAT.
YEAH.
HEARD IT KNOCKED HER RIGH OFF HER BIKE -- THAT TRUE?
YEP, YEP.
BOY...THOSE
ARE BIG ONES, DUNCAN.
THEY'RE GOOD LAYERS.
THEM ARE BEAUTIES.
GIVE THEM TO ME.
HEY, NOT LIKE THAT!
YOU'LL HURT THEM.
POOR LITTLE THINGS.
THEY'LL BE GOOD EATING.
HE'S A FUNNY
KID, EDGAR.
YOU BETTER GET THESE HOME.
[MOOING 1
HEY, GIRL.
WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING?
I WAS JUST PETTING HER.
SHE'LL SUCK
YOUR DICK
IF YOU LET HER.
WELL, I WOULDN'T LET HER.
I'M JUST KIDDING YOU, DUNCAN.
I KNOW.
[MERRITT ]: HEY! SHE AIN' GONNA MILK HERSELF.
NO SHIT. REALLY?
I'M JUST TALKING
TO MY FRIEND
OVER HERE.
YOU'RE
A GOD DAMN
SMART ASS,
AIN'T YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
LET'S GO.
HE'S JUST MAD 'CAUSE
HE LOST HIS LICENSE.
NICE CHICKEN.
DO YOU WANT TO HOLD HER?
NO.
I GOT TO GO IN.
COME ON.
DO YOU NEED ANY EGGS?
[ EDGAR]: WE'RE
LEAVING SHORTLY.
I'M ALMOST READY.
6 ON A HILL FAR AWAY 6
6 STOOD AN OLD RUGGED CROSS 6
6 THE EMBLEM OF SUFFERING 6
6 AND SHAME 6
6 AND I LOVE 6
6 THAT OLD CROSS 6
6 WHERE THE DEAREST AND BEST 6
6 FOR A WORLD OF LOS SINNERS WAS SLAIN 6
[ SNICKERING 1
6 SO, I'LL
CHERISH 6
6 THE OLD RUGGED CROSS 6
6 TILL THE MOMENT, AT LAST 6
6 I LAY DOWN 6
6 I WILL CLING TO
THE OLD RUGGED CROSS 6
6 AND EXCHANGE I SOME DAY FOR A CROWN 6
[ CLAMOURING 1
WHERE'S MY EGGS,
YOUNG MAN?
OH, I FORGOT.
UM...I'LL BRING
THEM BY AFTER CHURCH.
DUNCAN'S IT.
I CAN'T GET OVER IT. HE'S
THE SPITTING IMAGE OF LYDIA.
YOU MUS SEE IT, EDGAR.
YEAH, I SEE IT.
MORE AND MORE LIKE HER
EVERY TIME I SEE HIM.
GOOD MORNING.
HOW ARE YOU?
TRACEY!
TRACEY! WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?
WE'RE LEAVING.
OH, HE WENT OFF
DOWNSTAIRS.
I'LL GO GET HIM.
THANKS -- COME ON, LET'S GO.
[PERRY]: GOD, YOU
GOT BEAUTIFUL TITS.
YOU'RE SEXY AS HELL.
[TONYA ]: ARE YOU
BEING SERIOUS?
YEAH, TAKE OFF
YOUR PANTIES.
GOD, PERRY, YOU'RE ALL SWEATY.
FUCK.
OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
PERRY?
PERRY.
WHAT?
YOUR MOM'S
LEAVING.
OH, JESUS, PERRY.
HI, DUNCAN.
HI.
WHERE YOU GOING?
YEAH...YOUR MOM IS LEAVING.
TELL H6l I'LL
BE RIGHT THERE.
I GOT TO SHIT.
OK.
HOP IN, SCOTTY.
COME ON, BOYS.
HE'LL BE RIGHT OUT.
HE WAS JUST DOWN THERE,
UM...BY HIMSELF.
[ EMILY]:
THANKS, DUNCAN.
[ TRACEY 1:
BYE, DUNCAN.
[CLUCKING 1
EDGAR, GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
'MORNING, REVEREND.
HOW ARE YOU BOYS
MAKING OUT?
UH, WE'RE FINE, REVEREND.
DOING JUST FINE.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT THAT CHICKEN?
[BRENT]: HEY, CHICKEN BOY!
[TRAVIS]: LOOK, THE EGG LADY.
[TONYA ]: YOU'RE
AN ASSHOLE. "I'LL HAVE A DOZEN."
[TRAVIS]: "YOU'RE
AN ASSHOLE, TRAVIS."
[ PERRY]: WE
NEED MORE BEER.
ALL RIGHT, TRAVIS, 'FESS UP.
I TOLD YOU, I'M BROKE
TILL MONDAY, MAN.
[ SCOTTY 1: WHAT,
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
[TRAVIS]: SCOTTY, YOU NEVER
HAVE MONEY. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
YOU BOUGHT THE BEER?
HMM, LET ME
SEE, NEVER. [ BANGING]
[PERRY]: FUCK!
[BRENT]: EASY ON MY WHEELS,
BIG FELLA. I'M TRYING.
WHAT SHOULD I DO? TURN HIM
UPSIDE DOWN AND SHAKE HIM?
I GOT MONEY.
HOW MUCH?
THAT'LL DO.
[APRIL ]:
I WANT SOME GUM.
[TRAVIS]: GET SOME CHIPS.
I'M STARVING.
NICE TURD, DUNCAN.
HEY, TRAVIS,
CHECK OUT HIS TURD!
OH, THAT'S A NICE
ONE, PUMPKIN.
[TONYA ]: DUNCAN, BRING
YOUR CHICKEN OVER HERE.
HA, HA, OH, MY GOD.
SHE IS SO CUTE. CAN I HOLD HER?
SURE.
HEY, WHO CUTS
YOUR HAIR, DUNCAN?
YOUR GRANDMA, HA, HA...
NO.
MY DAD.
RIGHT, HA...
OK.
AWW, SHE'S SWEET.
WHAT'S HER NAME?
CHICKEN.
ME AND MY MOM ORDERED A BOX
OF BABY CHICKS IN THE MAIL
AND THEY WERE ALL
SUPPOSED TO BE
ROAD ISLAND REDS
AND GIRLS, BUT...
ONE OF THEM TURNED OU TO BE A ROOSTER
AND ONE OF THEM
TURNED OUT TO BE WHITE.
HMM.
SHE WAS MY MOM'S FAVOURITE.
YOUR MOM WAS SO PRETTY.
YEAH.
GROSS, TONYA.
SHUT UP, APRIL.
UH, CHICKENS ARE FILTHY.
GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A GIRL.
THEY HAVE
DISEASES.
IT'S KIND OF...
EWW...
[BRENT]: PUT THE TAILGATE UP.
LATER, CHICKEN BOY.
WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH US?
[6]
OK.
HOLD ON. DUNCAN'S
COMING WITH US.
NO WAY.
FUCK YOU, TRAVIS.
HE BOUGHT THE BEER.
BRENT...
[ BANGING 1
HELP HIM WITH
HIS BIKE. JESUS CHRIST.
GIVE ME THE FUCKING BIKE.
COME ON.
LET'S GO..
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT?
WHOO!
GO, GO, GO,
GO, GO... YAA...!
[YELLING 1
[LAUGHING]
OH...
AHH! STOP IT!
[LAUGHING]
HEY, LAY OFF THE BEER, HA...
[ TRAVIS ]: SCOTTY,
YOU NEED A BEER?
YOU BOUGHT IT.
[TRAVIS]: WHOO!
DRINK IT UP, BROTHER.
HEY, DUNCAN,
HOW'S THE BEER?
GOOD.
HEY, THAT HAT IS
FUCKING COOL, MAN.
IT WAS MY MOM'S.
FUCKIN' GEEK.
LOOK AT HIM, LOOK.
CHICKEN BOY!
OOF! FUCK.
SPELL JOKE.
J-O-K-E.
SPELL SMOKE.
S-M-O-K-E.
WHAT'S THE WHITE
PART OF AN EGG? WEIRDO.
THE YOLK.
NOPE -- ALBUMEN.
THE
[LAUGHING]
THE WHITE PART -- RIGHT.
HA, HA, COME ON.
6 EVERYBODY KNOWS 6
6 WHEELIN' AND DEALIN'... 6
6 ...YES I DO, I SMELL
COWSHIT, HOW 'BOUT YOU? 6
6 I SMELL COWPLOP, YES I DO 6
6 I SMELL COWPLOP,
HOW 'BOUT YOU? 6
6 I SMELL COWSHIT, YES I DO 6
6 I SMELL COWSHIT,
HOW 'BOUT YOU? 6
SCOTTY, LET ME SI UP FRONT -- MY HAIR'S
GETTING ALL TANGLED IN MY FACE.
6 I SMELL COWPLOP, YES I DO 6
6 I SMELL COWPLOP,
HOW 'BOUT YOU? 6
GIMME THAT HAT.
GIMME IT.
PUT THIS ON.
THERE YOU GO.
THAT BETTER?
PFF, GET OFF ME.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
YOU'RE A FUCKIN' BITCH.
OH, MY GOD.
[LAUGHING]
IT'S PERRY...
PERRY SMELLS
LIKE COWSHIT. YOU DO SMELL
LIKE
COWSHIT, MAN.
PFF...
0W!
Ass:
CAN WE
GO GET IT? BRENT!
LET ME OUT. I'M GOING HOME.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, PERRY?
YOUR VAGINA SORE?
SERIOUSLY, LET ME OUT OF
THE FUCKING CAR. I'M LEAVING.
ALL RIGHT.
TAKE IT EASY.
I WANT TO GO GET IT.
[TRAVIS]: HEY, SCOTTY, IS
THERE ANY MORE BEER UP THERE?
WHOO!
THAT'S WHY THEY MAKE FUN
OF YOU, YOU KNOW?
THAT AND THE CHICKEN.
I WANT TO GO FIND IT.
FORGET IT.
IT'S GONE.
HOW COME YOU HAVE TO AC LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE?
I DON'T KNOW.
MY MOM DIED.
YEAH, I KNOW.
[URINATING]
IT'S BIG, HUH?
YEAH.
A LOT OF GIRLS
WON'T LET ME FUCK THEM
WHEN THEY FIRS SEE THE SIZE OF IT.
YOU HAVE TO GET THEM WE SO YOU DON'T HURT THEM.
YEAH.
YEAH...
YOU EVER FUCK
A GIRL, DUNCAN?
NO.
I DID IT WITH THIS GIRL ONCE.
SHE WOULDN'T LET ME
PUT IT IN HER.
SO I JUST KEP RUBBING DOWN THERE,
PLAYING WITH HER NIPPLES.
SHE HAD THESE
BIG NIPPLES, MAN.
STUCK OUT LIKE THAT.
HA, HA, BIG, HARD ONES.
BIG COW NIPPLES.
I'D RUB ONE BETWEEN MY FINGERS
AND WHISPER "LET ME FUCK YOU."
NO, I CANT.
SO, I'D PINCH THEM REAL HARD
WHEN SHE SAID THAT.
HARD, SO SHE'D MOAN.
JUST TO PUNISH HER A LITTLE.
BUT YOU COULD TELL
SHE WAS LOVING IT,
'CAUSE HER PUSSY
WAS SOPPING WET.
HA, AND I JUST KEP LICKING ON THOSE NIPPLES,
FLICKING MY TONGUE
ON THEM, PULLING THEM.
JUST TEASING THE HELL
OUT OF HER.
SHE STARTED GRABBING
ON THAT BIG DICK.
I WAS SLIDING TWO FINGERS
IN AND OUT OF HER.
"LET ME FUCK YOU."
BUT SHE DIDN'T SAY NOTHING.
JUST KEPT MOANING
AND MOVING HER ASS.
SO I SLIDE IN ANOTHER FINGER.
[ PANTING 1
FUCK ME, FUCK ME.
SHE SAID IT THAT TIME.
"FUCK ME, PERRY."
I LIKE TO LOOK THEM
RIGHT IN THE EYES
THE FIRST TIME
THEY FEEL THAT DICK
GOING UP IN THERE.
PRETTY SOON, I COULD
FEEL HER UNDERNEATH ME,
SLIDING HER ASS DOWN
ON THAT BIG DICK.
IT'S FUNNY...FIRST,
THEY DON'T LET YOU FUCK THEM,
THEN THEY'RE FUCKING
THEMSELVES ON YOUR OWN COCK.
YEAH.
PEOPLE DO WEIRD STUFF SOMETIMES.
[sun FIRING]
FUCK!
PERRY!
MY DAD.
I BETTER GO BEFORE
HE COMES OUT.
PERRY!
BYE, PERRY.
WHERE YOU BEEN?
I WAS OUT RIDING AROUND
WITH MY FRIENDS.
[YAWNING]
I'VE BEEN THINKING
THAT I WANT YOU
TO HELP ME OU MORE AROUND HERE.
THERE'S NO REASON TO PAY JUSTER
WHEN I GOT A GOOD,
STRONG BOY LIKE YOU.
HOW YOU FEELING?
HAD SUPPER?
I'M FINE.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE GOT TO BALE
THE REST OF THA FIRST CUT TOMORROW.
YES, SIR.
UH...
I THINK YOUR MOTHER
WOULD WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.
THANK YOU.
NO MORE, ALL RIGHT.
WE GOT TO GET UP AT 5:00.
DAD...
YOU'RE NOT THROWING
IT OUT, ARE YOU?
I'M JUST PUTTING
SOME THINGS IN STORAGE.
WE GOT TO GE AN EARLY START TOMORROW.
WE GOT TO GET ALL THIS
IN THE BARN BEFORE IT RAINS.
HEY.
NO, THANK YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU GO GET CLEANED UP?
YOU CAN GO SEE THOSE
FRIENDS OF YOURS.
WHAT ABOUT DINNER?
I'LL FIX MY OWN.
HEY , PERRY .
WHAT'S UP?
THEY'RE CUTE, AREN'T THEY?
WANT SOME HELP?
I GOT IT.
WHY AREN'T YOU
HELPING YOUR DAD?
WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR LIP?
NOTHING.
[PERRY]: IT'S
FUCKED-UP, YOU KNOW?
YOU HAVE THIS IDEA
THAT YOUR LIFE
WILL AUTOMATICALLY
BE DIFFERENT WHEN YOU GROW UP.
THEN YOU START GETTING OLDER
AND YOU REALIZE IT'S ALL
GOING TO BE THE SAME SHIT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
SORT OF.
IT'S A FUCKING JOKE.
YEAH...l KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
HA...
THAT CHICKEN KNOW ANY TRICKS?
NO.
YOU SHOULD TEACH HER SOME.
LIKE WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
ROLL OVER, SIT --
IT'S YOUR CHICKEN.
GIVE ME YOUR BIKE.
TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF.
AREN'T YOU GOING IN?
I'M WAITING TILL
I'M MORE SWEATY.
I'M GOING IN.
THAT'S FAR.
IS IT DEEP?
DEEP ENOUGH.
HEY, AHH!
ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU ALMOS KILLED ME!
YOU'RE OK. YOU
CAN SWIM, RIGHT?
YEAH.
DUNCAN!
[PERRY]: HA, HA...OH,
IT'S FUCKING COLD!
[LAUGHING]
IT'S FREEZING.
THAT WAS
KIND OF FUN.
THAT WASN'T SO BAD, WAS IT?
WHOO!
IT'S NEAT.
YEAH, IT'S MY HIDEOUT.
REALLY?
WOW.
NOBODY BUT ME.
DID YOU EVER BRING
A GIRL UP HERE?
FUCK, NO.
[ BRENT ]:
DUNCAN.
DUNCAN...!
[ SCOTTY ]: HE'S GOT TO
BE HERE. HIS BIKE IS HERE.
[ TRAVIS 1:
DUNCAN BUDDY, HA.
WHERE ARE YOU?
[BRENT]: DUNCAN? COME OUT,
COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE.
[ SCOTTY 1:
FUDGE BOY! [TRAVIS]: DUDE, DUDE,
PUT IT ON
THE TRACKS. NO, NO, WAIT.
I GOT A
BETTER IDEA. THROW IT IN.
MY BIKE!
I'LL GET IT.
[ SCOTTY 1: HA-HA...
OOPS, SORRY, MAN.
[BRENT]: DINKY, WHERE ARE YOU?
[TRAVIS]: HE'S
GOT "TO BE BELOW.
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]
OH, SHIT!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
WATCH FOR TRAINS. FUCK, I DIDN' HEAR IT.
RUN,
YOU STUPID FUCKS!
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]
IT'S LIKE A ROCK, HUH?
YEAH.
I BETTER GET YOUR BIKE.
ME AND MY MOM MADE
A LITTLE CEMETERY
FOR THEM WHEN THEY GET OLD.
SHE WON'T LET MY DAD EAT THEM.
SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN IT.
AND HE LISTENS
TO HER?
HE USED TO.
[CLUCKING 1
YOU GUYS GAVE THEM
A LOT OF NAMES.
YEAH.
I NEVER KNEW ANYONE
THAT DIED BEFORE.
ARE YOUR GRANDPARENTS
STILL ALIVE?
MY MOM'S ARE.
I NEVER ME MY DAD'S.
THEY'RE
PROBABLY DEAD.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT,
IF YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON,
WHEN YOU DIED, YOU'D JUS GO STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN.
LIKE A REWARD OR SOMETHING.
BUT THEN THEY JUS PUT YOU IN THE GROUND,
AND BUGS AND WORMS EAT YOU.
THERE'S DEFINITELY
A HEAVEN.
THERE HAS TO BE.
WERE THEY IN LOVE?
WHO?
YOUR PARENTS.
GUESS SO.
WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?
YEAH.
NEVER MIND.
TELL ME.
I'M NOT GOING TO TELL ANYBODY.
YOU CAN CALM A CHICKEN BY
PUTTING ITS HEAD IN YOUR MOUTH.
MY MOM SHOWED ME.
[CLUCKING 1
YOUR MOM WAS A WEIRDO, TOO, HUH?
NO.
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
YOU THINK I'M WEIRD?
YEAH.
A LITTLE. DON'T YOU?
I DON'T KNOW.
WANT TO TRY IT?
SEE, THAT'S WHA I'M TALKING ABOUT, DUNCAN.
THAT'S WEIRD.
[ HAMMERING 1
DUNCAN!
COMING.
IS THAT IT?
THAT'S IT.
TODAY WAS KIND OF FUN.
HEY, MR. MUDGE. HEY, DUNCAN.
HEY, DUNCAN,
YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING?
WE'RE JUST CRUISING AROUND.
COME WITH US, DUNCAN.
WHERE'S PERRY?
WE'RE GOING TO
PICK HIM UP.
CAN I?
YEAH. GO AHEAD.
LET ME
GET READY.
HOW YOU BEEN, MR. MUDGE?
JUST FINE.
GOOD.
GOOD TO HEAR.
DUNCAN!
BYE, DAD.
OK.
HEY, YOU GO MONEY, RIGHT?
HOLD ON A MINUTE.
BUY SOMETHING FOR
YOUR FRIENDS THERE.
WOW, THANK YOU.
SCOTTY, GE THE FUCK OUT.
PLEASE.
YEAH, RIGHT.
HOP IN, BUDDY. HEY, DUNCAN,
WHERE'S YOUR CHICKEN.
I DON'T KNOW.
BUMMER.
SHE'S PROBABLY AROUND SOMEWHERE.
BYE, DAD.
CAREFUL, NOW.
[6]
6 COME ON, GET UP 6
6 HEY, HEY 6
6 COME ON, GET UP 6
6 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY 6
6 COME ON, GET UP 6
6 HEY, HEY 6
TAKE A PULL, DUNCAN.
DRINK, DRINK, DRINK,
DRINK, DRINK...
DRINK, DRINK,
DRINK, DRINK, DRINK...
[CHEERING AND HOWLING]
PUMPKIN!
[LAUGHING]
DANDELION WINE.
HOW YOU FEEL,
BUDDY?
HOW YOU FEELING?
HOW YOU FEELING?
TINGLY.
[LAUGHING]
TINGLY, HUH?
HEY, DUNCAN.
DO HER
AGAIN, MAN. YEAH, DO IT.
COME ON.
NAW, I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.
COME ON, DO IT.
DO IT...DO IT.
[LAUGHING]
COME ON,
MAN, DO IT.
TOOK AN AWFUL SPILL
OFF MY BIKE TODAY.
I NEED YOU TO FIX THOSE TIRES,
EDGAR. THEY'RE AWFUL WOBBLY.
HEY. HELLO.
WHO IS THAT GUY?
LEAVE HIM ALONE.
HE'S A FREAK.
FREAK!
HOLD ON...
TO DUNCAN.
TO
DRUNKEN MUDGE.
TO THE CHICKEN BOY.
CHICKEN BOY!
CHICKEN BOY, HA-HA.
HEY.
UH-UH. COME ON.
TO THE CHICKEN BOY.
CHICKEN BOY!
MOO.
FUCK OFF. AHH! OH, JEEZ.
PERRY, STOP IT.
SHIT!
[ CLAMOURING 1
HURRY, DO
SOMETHING. THAT'S ENOUGH!
DON'T TALK LIKE THAT TO
A LADY, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
PERRY.
PERRY! YOU FUCKING
KICKED HIS ASS.
YOU BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.
MOTHERFUCKER!
TEACH THAT BOY SOME MANNERS.
YOU SEE THAT, SCOTTY?
FUCK, YEAH,
I SAW IT.
YOU'RE INSANE, PERALDO.
I'M COLD.
BRENT,
TAKE ME HOME.
IT'S TIME TO HOOK UP
OR PASS OUT.
GUESS WHICH ONE
YOU'RE DOING.
COME ON, BRENT.
I'M GETTING
ALL BITTEN UP.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
WAIT TILL I SOBER UP.
I ALREADY FUCKED UP
ONE TRUCK LIKE THAT.
ARE YOU
KIDDING ME?
PERRY, MAKE HIM
TAKE ME HOME.
I'M FREEZING.
PERRY, I'M
TALKING TO YOU.
COME HERE, BABY.
I'LL WARM YOU UP.
GET OVER HERE.
APRIL!
GET OFF OF ME.
[WRETCHING 1
[SPITTING 1
YOU LIKE THAT?
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
YOU'RE TAKING FOREVER.
NOTHING.
KEEP DOING IT.
APRIL?
LET'S GO.
WE'RE LEAVING.
I GOT TO GO.
YOU'RE
KIDDING ME. NO. SORRY.
APRIL, COME ON. I GOT US A RIDE.
YOU'RE A
FUCKING BITCH.
FUCK YOU.
HA, PERVERT.
FUCKING TEASE.
YOU'RE IN THE SHITHOUSE
WITH ME, MAN.
NO, NO, I'M SORRY, PERRY.
I DIDN'T, I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
FORGET IT.
I'M, I'M SORRY, PERRY.
I KNOW SOMETHING WE COULD DO.
HURRY THE FUCK...
DUNCAN
WAS WATCHING.
SHUT UP. I'M TIRED.
THEY'RE GOING TO FUCKING LEAVE.
[DUNCAN]: MY DAD PU ALL HER STUFF OUT HERE.
[ PERRY]: WHY?
HE WANTS TO FORGET HER, I GUESS.
SHE SURE HAD
A LOT OF SHIT.
YEAH.
HEY, THANKS, PERRY.
FOR WHAT?
BEING NICE.
MY KNUCKLE IS BLEEDING.
YOU SEE ME HIT THAT GUY?
THE FUCKER
CUT ME.
HERE, FIX
YOUR HAIRDO.
PEW, OH, IT STINKS.
MY MOM COULD
PLAY THAT.
YEE-HAW!
SHH! MY DAD.
HA-HA, OH, OOPS.
CHECK THIS OUT.
TRY IT ON.
MM-MM. WHAT ELSE IS THERE?
COME ON.
IT'S FUNNY.
UH, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO.
JUST TRY IT ON.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GE OUT OF HERE IF YOU DON' WANT TO HAVE ANY FUN.
WELL, YOU DON' THINK IT'S WEIRD?
UH-UH.
IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US.
WHO CARES?
YOU REALLY WANT ME TO?
I DON'T WANT YOU TO. I JUS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
LIKE HALLOWE'EN OR SOMETHING.
ME AND MY MOM USED TO
GO TRICK-OR-TREATING.
THIS OLD LADY, MISS McGEE,
WHO LIVED UP THE ROAD FROM US--
NOT OVER YOUR CLOTHES.
IT WON'T LOOK RIGHT.
AND, UH, HA...WELL,
EVERYONE USED TO THINK
SHE WAS A WITCH,
'CAUSE HER HOUSE,
IT DID LOOK KIND OF HAUNTED.
BUT, UM-- SO, ONE YEAR
WE GO UP THERE,
AND WE GO ON HER PORCH, AND SHE
JUST COMES RUNNING OUT OF THERE
WAVING HER BROOMSTICK AT US
AND YELLING AND SAYING THAT,
IF WE DIDN'T GET OUT,
SHE'D CALL
THE CONSTABLE.
TURN AROUND.
LOOKS GOOD.
HA. . .YEAH .
MM...DON'T TAKE IT OFF.
YOU GOT TO DO THE BACK UP.
IT WAS WEIRD, 'CAUSE SHE REALLY
DID LOOK LIKE A WITCH, BUT...
WE JUST FELT KIND OF BAD
FOR HER, THOUGH.
EVEN THOUGH SHE DIDN' GIVE US ANY CANDY.
I REMEMBER
THAT OLD LADY.
SHE WAS A FUCKING BITCH.
YOU SURE SWEAR
A LOT, PERRY.
WHAT? BITCH?
PERRY.
HA-HA, ARE YOU A BITCH?
NO. QUIT IT.
BITCH. HA-HA-HA.
HUH?
QUIT IT, PERRY.
HUH?
SAY IT. SAY IT.
I'M A BITCH.
TAKE IT OUT.
TAKE IT OUT!
GO ON.
[ SIGHING ]
[SPITTING 1
TASTES LIKE PEE.
KEEP DOING IT.
OW! FUCK, THAT HURT.
PERRY.
WHAT THE FUCK IS
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
I'M SORRY.
WOULD YOU STOP FUCKING
SAYING THAT? ALL RIGHT?
I'M NOT MAD AT YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
PERRY, WHA ARE YOU DOING?
SHH.
PERRY?
HOLD STILL.
I'M NOT GOING TO HURT YOU.
ALL RIGHT?
PERRY.
SPREAD YOUR LEGS.
FURTHER.
THAT'S IT. SHH.
I'M JUST GOING TO PU IT IN A LITTLE.
PERRY...AH, AH.
THAT'S NOT SO BAD, RIGHT?
YOU OK?
GOD, YOU'RE FUCKING TIGHT.
IT FEELS JUST LIKE A PUSSY.
AHH!
AH, AHH!
AH...AH, AHH...AHHH.
MY DAD SAYS WE MIGH BE GETTING A NEW CAR.
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
YOU SEEN OUR OLD ONE?
MY MOM CAN HARDLY DRIVE I 'CAUSE THE STEERING WHEEL
SHAKES SO BAD.
YOU HEAR IT COMING
FROM A MILE AWAY
'CAUSE THE MUFFLER FELL OFF.
IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING.
DON'T TELL
MY DAD, OK?
THAT'S WHY SHE DRIVES THE TRUCK.
CAN YOU
UNDO IT?
[ GARAGE DOOR
OPENING ]
I WAS TRYING TO TAKE IT OFF.
I COULDN'T GET IT OFF.
YOU GO ON HOME, PERRY.
GO IN THE HOUSE.
AND TAKE THA THING OFF.
I CAN'T--
I SAID, TAKE IT OFF!
I CAN' UNDO IT.
I'M SORRY.
DON'T TALK
TO ME.
[CLUCKING 1
GET UP.
I'M UP.
[STRAINING]
HEY!
WASH UP BEFORE YOU SIT DOWN.
YOU HEAR ME?
GET UP.
MOVE IT.
NOT SO EASY, IS IT? HMM?
I DO IT EVERY GODDAMN DAY.
YOU'RE WEAK.
HOW YOU EVER GOING TO
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, HUH?
HMM?
GET UP.
GODDAMN IT, DUNCAN,
GET YOUR FILTHY ASS
OFF YOUR MOTHER'S SOFA...NOW!
IN CASE YOU
HAVEN'T NOTICED,
SHE'S DEAD.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
HUH?
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
YOU CAN'T EVEN GET INTO
TROUBLE LIKE A NORMAL BOY.
ALL RIGHT.
GODDAMN, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
DAD, YOU CAN'T.
DAD, YOU CAN'T. YOU CAN'T.
GO...GO ON!
PUT THEM DOWN.
DO IT.
PLEASE?
PUT IT DOWN.
[LIQUID POURING]
PLEASE, DAD.
I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS
FROM THE START.
[ KNOCKING 1
PERRY.
PERRY?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
I NEED TO
TALK TO YOU.
JESUS, DUNCAN.
YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT.
[ SIGHING ]
WHAT DID YOUR DAD SAY?
NOTHING.
NOTHING?
HE BURNED ALL
MY MOM'S STUFF.
HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME?
NO.
YOU SURE?
HE'S ONLY
MAD AT ME.
I DIDN'T TELL HIM
WHAT YOU DID.
WE CAN'T DO NOTHING NO MORE.
IT AIN'T RIGHT.
I DIDN'T TELL
HIM, PERRY.
WE CAN'T DO NOTHING NO MORE.
IT'S QUEER.
I AIN'T NO QUEER.
I KNOW.
I'M SORRY,
PERRY.
YOU'RE ALWAYS SORRY.
WHAT ARE YOU SORRY ABOUT?
YOU ACT LIKE A GODDAMN GIRL
SOMETIMES, DUNCAN.
SHIT.
PERRY.
WHAT?
DID YOU EVER...
DID YOU EVER THINK
ABOUT KISSING ME?
YOU'RE CRAZY, DUNCAN.
NO.
NO WAY.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? HUH?
NO.
YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT, DUNCAN.
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
WHERE THE HELL
YOU BEEN, PERRY?
JUST OUT SMOKING.
JUST OU SMOKING, HUH?
YEAH.
WHAT DOES "LIGHTS
OUT" MEAN, PERRY?
I KNOW I, I KNOW I...
I KNOW I'VE SAID IT,
BUT I JUST...
JUST CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER.
OUT WANDERING AROUND TIME?
OUT RAISING
HELL TIME?
JUST OU SMOKING TIME?
BEDTIME.
LOOK AT THAT.
YEAH, GUESS THAT'S IT. BEDTIME.
JUMP.
GOOD GIRL.
GOOD GIRL. GOOD GIRL.
GOOD GIRL.
THANK YOU.
ONE DOLLAR.
OH, I THOUGH THEY WERE 75.
ONE DOLLAR.
THANK YOU.
CHICKEN?
CHICK, CHICK?
[CLUCKING 1
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HEY, CHICKEN BOY.
I LIKE YOUR CHICKEN.
DON'T YOU GUYS LIKE HIS CHICKEN?
HELL, YEAH.
LET ME SEE HER?
SURE, DUNCAN,
BUDDY.
I'M JUS KIDDING.
[LAUGHING]
LET ME SEE HER.
GIVE HER TO ME, TRAVIS.
YOU WANT HER? HA-HA-HA.
ARE WE HANGING OU TONIGHT, DUNCAN?
IT AIN'T A PARTY
WITHOUT YOU.
PLEASE?
HEY, SCOTTY, LET ME SEE HER?
HOW YOU DOING?
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
SCOTTY, GIVE HER TO ME.
SCOTTY, PLEASE.
SOMETHING IS WRONG
WITH HER, DUNCAN.
SCOTTY, PLEASE.
SHE DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD.
IS SHE SICK,
SCOTTY? I THINK SHE MIGHT BE.
AW, CHICKEN BOY
LOST HIS CHICK.
TAKE HER, PERRY. YOU WANT HER?
TRAV-.
WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT?
PERRY, WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT ARE YOU, A MORON?
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED?
HAPPY NOW?
[BRENT]: PERRY,
PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN, MAN.
FAGGOT.
I'M NOT A FAGGOT.
OH, HA, THE
TRUTH HURTS,
DOESN'T IT,
ASS HUMPER?
I'M NOT!
[SQUEALING 1
SCOTTY, SCOTTY...
SCOTTY, NO. SCOTTY.
SCOTTY? SCOTTY, DON'T.
WHAT'S WRONG,
CHICKEN? WE'RE JUST FUCKING WITH
YOU.
OH, PERRY.
BREAK ITS NECK.
KILL IT, FUCKING KILL IT.
KILL IT.
PERRY...PERRY...
PERRY, NO.
LET HIM GO.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, MAN?
WHAT?
LET HIM GO.
BRENT, WHA THE FUCK, BRENT?
WHOA. WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING, PERRY?
YOU AIN'T NO FUCKING FUN
ANY MORE, PERALDO.
YEAH, DUDE,
YOU'RE SUCH A WE NOODLE OR WE BLANKET OR WHATEVER.
WET SOMETHING,
MAN. WET SOMETHING.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
I'M NOT A FAGGOT, PERRY.
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW US
HOW YOU SUCK IT, FUDGE BOY?
WOO, YEAH!
WHY DON'T YOU SUCK I LIKE YOUR MOTHER SHOWED YOU?
EXCUSE ME,
MRS. MUDGE,
CAN YOU TEACH ME
HOW TO SUCK A DICK?
[ SNICKERING 1
[CLUCKING 1
OH, SHIT, HE DID
IT. HA-HA-HA.
MOTHERFUCK,
TASTES LIKE CHICKEN.
OH, FUCK.
YOU WEREN'T KIDDING, PERRY.
HEY, DUNCAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
LATER? YOU GOT ANY PLANS?
FAGGOT.
[LAUGHING]
[CRACKING 1
OH, SHIT, MAN.
SHIT.
OH, GOD.
FUCKING A, HA-HA-HA.
OH, JESUS CHRIST.
YOU ARE COLD-BLOODED,
CHICKEN BOY.
WHAT DID YOU GO AND DO? HUH?
[SOBBING 1
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT HAPPENED?
I GOT TO GO DEAL WITH IT.
LET ME GO. LET ME GO.
NO.
LET ME GO. LET ME GO!
NO.
[SOBBING 1
LET ME GO.
SHH, SHH.
LET ME GO.
LET ME GO.
LET ME GO.
SHH, NO.
SHH, SHH, SHH.
CAPTIONS PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING CENTRE
[ PANTING 1
[ COUGHING ]
SHE'S NOT COMING TODAY.
TOMORROW EITHER.
HELLO, MISS POLLY-O.
THANK YOU, HANNAH.
WOW, COUSIN JESSICA.
YOUR FIRST THIS WEEK.
MOM WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY PROUD.
HI, CHICKEN.
HEY.
I CAN CLEAN IT UP.
GO IN THE HOUSE.
BRING THEM EGGS
WITH YOU.
MISS BLODGETT SAID YOU SHOULD
FIX THE FRONT STEP.
MM-HMM.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
IT WAS FINE.
HOW'S YOUR SUPPER?
IT'S GOOD.
"HOW WAS YOUR DAY, DUNCAN?"
GOOD.
"DID YOU TELL YOUR FATHER
ABOUT OLD RED HEN?"
"I HAD TO BURY ANOTHER ONE"
"OF MY CHICKENS TODAY,
EDGAR -- OLD AGE."
"DUNCAN PLAYED THE MINISTER.
SHOULD'VE SEEN HIM--"
JUST DON'T.
"NOW, EDGAR,"
"DEATH'S AS MUCH
A PART OF LIFE AS LIVING."
STOP, STOP IT. STOP IT!
I'M GOING TO HAVE A SMOKE.
[ COUGHING ]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
THAT IT?
THAT'S ALL OF IT.
LOOK AT THAT.
FOLLOWS HIM LIKE
A LITTLE PUPPY DOG.
THAT CHICKEN BELONGS
WITH THE OTHERS.
NACNUD EGDUM --
THAT'S MY NAME BACKWARDS.
DUNCAN MUDGE IS
NACNUD EGDUM.
YOU GO...M-U-D-G-E,
E-G-D-U-M.
EGDUM.
EGG DUMB, HUH?
YEAH, IT'S KIND OF FUNNY.
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
JUSTER PELKEY IS, UH--
HOW ABOUT TAKING
SOME CHICKENS HOME?
THAT WOULD
BE GREAT.
OK.
GO GRAB HIM TWO GOOD ONES.
THEY ARE NOT YOURS TO GIVE.
YOU MIND
YOUR MANNERS
AND GET THE MAN
HIS CHICKENS.
HEY...
YOU HEAR ME?
I DON'T WANT TO
CAUSE TROUBLE--
YOU AIN' TROUBLE.
SORRY, JUSTER.
THAT'S OK,
DUNCAN.
HOW COME DUNCAN
DON'T HELP YOU?
HE HELPS OUT.
COUSIN JESSICA, YOU'RE GOING
TO GO LIVE AT JUSTER'S HOUSE.
[CLUCKING 1
IT'S OK, IT'S OK.
MARILLA THE GORILLA
IS GOING WITH YOU.
I KNOW...l KNOW.
I'LL MISS YOU TOO.
JUST MAKE SURE YOU LAY
LOTS OF EGGS FOR HIM, OK?
HE'S NICE.
I DIDN'T KNOW WOMEN HAD
HEART ATTACKS LIKE THAT.
YEAH.
HEARD IT KNOCKED HER RIGH OFF HER BIKE -- THAT TRUE?
YEP, YEP.
BOY...THOSE
ARE BIG ONES, DUNCAN.
THEY'RE GOOD LAYERS.
THEM ARE BEAUTIES.
GIVE THEM TO ME.
HEY, NOT LIKE THAT!
YOU'LL HURT THEM.
POOR LITTLE THINGS.
THEY'LL BE GOOD EATING.
HE'S A FUNNY
KID, EDGAR.
YOU BETTER GET THESE HOME.
[MOOING 1
HEY, GIRL.
WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING?
I WAS JUST PETTING HER.
SHE'LL SUCK
YOUR DICK
IF YOU LET HER.
WELL, I WOULDN'T LET HER.
I'M JUST KIDDING YOU, DUNCAN.
I KNOW.
[MERRITT ]: HEY! SHE AIN' GONNA MILK HERSELF.
NO SHIT. REALLY?
I'M JUST TALKING
TO MY FRIEND
OVER HERE.
YOU'RE
A GOD DAMN
SMART ASS,
AIN'T YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
LET'S GO.
HE'S JUST MAD 'CAUSE
HE LOST HIS LICENSE.
NICE CHICKEN.
DO YOU WANT TO HOLD HER?
NO.
I GOT TO GO IN.
COME ON.
DO YOU NEED ANY EGGS?
[ EDGAR]: WE'RE
LEAVING SHORTLY.
I'M ALMOST READY.
6 ON A HILL FAR AWAY 6
6 STOOD AN OLD RUGGED CROSS 6
6 THE EMBLEM OF SUFFERING 6
6 AND SHAME 6
6 AND I LOVE 6
6 THAT OLD CROSS 6
6 WHERE THE DEAREST AND BEST 6
6 FOR A WORLD OF LOS SINNERS WAS SLAIN 6
[ SNICKERING 1
6 SO, I'LL
CHERISH 6
6 THE OLD RUGGED CROSS 6
6 TILL THE MOMENT, AT LAST 6
6 I LAY DOWN 6
6 I WILL CLING TO
THE OLD RUGGED CROSS 6
6 AND EXCHANGE I SOME DAY FOR A CROWN 6
[ CLAMOURING 1
WHERE'S MY EGGS,
YOUNG MAN?
OH, I FORGOT.
UM...I'LL BRING
THEM BY AFTER CHURCH.
DUNCAN'S IT.
I CAN'T GET OVER IT. HE'S
THE SPITTING IMAGE OF LYDIA.
YOU MUS SEE IT, EDGAR.
YEAH, I SEE IT.
MORE AND MORE LIKE HER
EVERY TIME I SEE HIM.
GOOD MORNING.
HOW ARE YOU?
TRACEY!
TRACEY! WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?
WE'RE LEAVING.
OH, HE WENT OFF
DOWNSTAIRS.
I'LL GO GET HIM.
THANKS -- COME ON, LET'S GO.
[PERRY]: GOD, YOU
GOT BEAUTIFUL TITS.
YOU'RE SEXY AS HELL.
[TONYA ]: ARE YOU
BEING SERIOUS?
YEAH, TAKE OFF
YOUR PANTIES.
GOD, PERRY, YOU'RE ALL SWEATY.
FUCK.
OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
PERRY?
PERRY.
WHAT?
YOUR MOM'S
LEAVING.
OH, JESUS, PERRY.
HI, DUNCAN.
HI.
WHERE YOU GOING?
YEAH...YOUR MOM IS LEAVING.
TELL H6l I'LL
BE RIGHT THERE.
I GOT TO SHIT.
OK.
HOP IN, SCOTTY.
COME ON, BOYS.
HE'LL BE RIGHT OUT.
HE WAS JUST DOWN THERE,
UM...BY HIMSELF.
[ EMILY]:
THANKS, DUNCAN.
[ TRACEY 1:
BYE, DUNCAN.
[CLUCKING 1
EDGAR, GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
'MORNING, REVEREND.
HOW ARE YOU BOYS
MAKING OUT?
UH, WE'RE FINE, REVEREND.
DOING JUST FINE.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT THAT CHICKEN?
[BRENT]: HEY, CHICKEN BOY!
[TRAVIS]: LOOK, THE EGG LADY.
[TONYA ]: YOU'RE
AN ASSHOLE. "I'LL HAVE A DOZEN."
[TRAVIS]: "YOU'RE
AN ASSHOLE, TRAVIS."
[ PERRY]: WE
NEED MORE BEER.
ALL RIGHT, TRAVIS, 'FESS UP.
I TOLD YOU, I'M BROKE
TILL MONDAY, MAN.
[ SCOTTY 1: WHAT,
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
[TRAVIS]: SCOTTY, YOU NEVER
HAVE MONEY. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
YOU BOUGHT THE BEER?
HMM, LET ME
SEE, NEVER. [ BANGING]
[PERRY]: FUCK!
[BRENT]: EASY ON MY WHEELS,
BIG FELLA. I'M TRYING.
WHAT SHOULD I DO? TURN HIM
UPSIDE DOWN AND SHAKE HIM?
I GOT MONEY.
HOW MUCH?
THAT'LL DO.
[APRIL ]:
I WANT SOME GUM.
[TRAVIS]: GET SOME CHIPS.
I'M STARVING.
NICE TURD, DUNCAN.
HEY, TRAVIS,
CHECK OUT HIS TURD!
OH, THAT'S A NICE
ONE, PUMPKIN.
[TONYA ]: DUNCAN, BRING
YOUR CHICKEN OVER HERE.
HA, HA, OH, MY GOD.
SHE IS SO CUTE. CAN I HOLD HER?
SURE.
HEY, WHO CUTS
YOUR HAIR, DUNCAN?
YOUR GRANDMA, HA, HA...
NO.
MY DAD.
RIGHT, HA...
OK.
AWW, SHE'S SWEET.
WHAT'S HER NAME?
CHICKEN.
ME AND MY MOM ORDERED A BOX
OF BABY CHICKS IN THE MAIL
AND THEY WERE ALL
SUPPOSED TO BE
ROAD ISLAND REDS
AND GIRLS, BUT...
ONE OF THEM TURNED OU TO BE A ROOSTER
AND ONE OF THEM
TURNED OUT TO BE WHITE.
HMM.
SHE WAS MY MOM'S FAVOURITE.
YOUR MOM WAS SO PRETTY.
YEAH.
GROSS, TONYA.
SHUT UP, APRIL.
UH, CHICKENS ARE FILTHY.
GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A GIRL.
THEY HAVE
DISEASES.
IT'S KIND OF...
EWW...
[BRENT]: PUT THE TAILGATE UP.
LATER, CHICKEN BOY.
WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH US?
[6]
OK.
HOLD ON. DUNCAN'S
COMING WITH US.
NO WAY.
FUCK YOU, TRAVIS.
HE BOUGHT THE BEER.
BRENT...
[ BANGING 1
HELP HIM WITH
HIS BIKE. JESUS CHRIST.
GIVE ME THE FUCKING BIKE.
COME ON.
LET'S GO..
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT?
WHOO!
GO, GO, GO,
GO, GO... YAA...!
[YELLING 1
[LAUGHING]
OH...
AHH! STOP IT!
[LAUGHING]
HEY, LAY OFF THE BEER, HA...
[ TRAVIS ]: SCOTTY,
YOU NEED A BEER?
YOU BOUGHT IT.
[TRAVIS]: WHOO!
DRINK IT UP, BROTHER.
HEY, DUNCAN,
HOW'S THE BEER?
GOOD.
HEY, THAT HAT IS
FUCKING COOL, MAN.
IT WAS MY MOM'S.
FUCKIN' GEEK.
LOOK AT HIM, LOOK.
CHICKEN BOY!
OOF! FUCK.
SPELL JOKE.
J-O-K-E.
SPELL SMOKE.
S-M-O-K-E.
WHAT'S THE WHITE
PART OF AN EGG? WEIRDO.
THE YOLK.
NOPE -- ALBUMEN.
THE
[LAUGHING]
THE WHITE PART -- RIGHT.
HA, HA, COME ON.
6 EVERYBODY KNOWS 6
6 WHEELIN' AND DEALIN'... 6
6 ...YES I DO, I SMELL
COWSHIT, HOW 'BOUT YOU? 6
6 I SMELL COWPLOP, YES I DO 6
6 I SMELL COWPLOP,
HOW 'BOUT YOU? 6
6 I SMELL COWSHIT, YES I DO 6
6 I SMELL COWSHIT,
HOW 'BOUT YOU? 6
SCOTTY, LET ME SI UP FRONT -- MY HAIR'S
GETTING ALL TANGLED IN MY FACE.
6 I SMELL COWPLOP, YES I DO 6
6 I SMELL COWPLOP,
HOW 'BOUT YOU? 6
GIMME THAT HAT.
GIMME IT.
PUT THIS ON.
THERE YOU GO.
THAT BETTER?
PFF, GET OFF ME.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
YOU'RE A FUCKIN' BITCH.
OH, MY GOD.
[LAUGHING]
IT'S PERRY...
PERRY SMELLS
LIKE COWSHIT. YOU DO SMELL
LIKE
COWSHIT, MAN.
PFF...
0W!
Ass:
CAN WE
GO GET IT? BRENT!
LET ME OUT. I'M GOING HOME.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, PERRY?
YOUR VAGINA SORE?
SERIOUSLY, LET ME OUT OF
THE FUCKING CAR. I'M LEAVING.
ALL RIGHT.
TAKE IT EASY.
I WANT TO GO GET IT.
[TRAVIS]: HEY, SCOTTY, IS
THERE ANY MORE BEER UP THERE?
WHOO!
THAT'S WHY THEY MAKE FUN
OF YOU, YOU KNOW?
THAT AND THE CHICKEN.
I WANT TO GO FIND IT.
FORGET IT.
IT'S GONE.
HOW COME YOU HAVE TO AC LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE?
I DON'T KNOW.
MY MOM DIED.
YEAH, I KNOW.
[URINATING]
IT'S BIG, HUH?
YEAH.
A LOT OF GIRLS
WON'T LET ME FUCK THEM
WHEN THEY FIRS SEE THE SIZE OF IT.
YOU HAVE TO GET THEM WE SO YOU DON'T HURT THEM.
YEAH.
YEAH...
YOU EVER FUCK
A GIRL, DUNCAN?
NO.
I DID IT WITH THIS GIRL ONCE.
SHE WOULDN'T LET ME
PUT IT IN HER.
SO I JUST KEP RUBBING DOWN THERE,
PLAYING WITH HER NIPPLES.
SHE HAD THESE
BIG NIPPLES, MAN.
STUCK OUT LIKE THAT.
HA, HA, BIG, HARD ONES.
BIG COW NIPPLES.
I'D RUB ONE BETWEEN MY FINGERS
AND WHISPER "LET ME FUCK YOU."
NO, I CANT.
SO, I'D PINCH THEM REAL HARD
WHEN SHE SAID THAT.
HARD, SO SHE'D MOAN.
JUST TO PUNISH HER A LITTLE.
BUT YOU COULD TELL
SHE WAS LOVING IT,
'CAUSE HER PUSSY
WAS SOPPING WET.
HA, AND I JUST KEP LICKING ON THOSE NIPPLES,
FLICKING MY TONGUE
ON THEM, PULLING THEM.
JUST TEASING THE HELL
OUT OF HER.
SHE STARTED GRABBING
ON THAT BIG DICK.
I WAS SLIDING TWO FINGERS
IN AND OUT OF HER.
"LET ME FUCK YOU."
BUT SHE DIDN'T SAY NOTHING.
JUST KEPT MOANING
AND MOVING HER ASS.
SO I SLIDE IN ANOTHER FINGER.
[ PANTING 1
FUCK ME, FUCK ME.
SHE SAID IT THAT TIME.
"FUCK ME, PERRY."
I LIKE TO LOOK THEM
RIGHT IN THE EYES
THE FIRST TIME
THEY FEEL THAT DICK
GOING UP IN THERE.
PRETTY SOON, I COULD
FEEL HER UNDERNEATH ME,
SLIDING HER ASS DOWN
ON THAT BIG DICK.
IT'S FUNNY...FIRST,
THEY DON'T LET YOU FUCK THEM,
THEN THEY'RE FUCKING
THEMSELVES ON YOUR OWN COCK.
YEAH.
PEOPLE DO WEIRD STUFF SOMETIMES.
[sun FIRING]
FUCK!
PERRY!
MY DAD.
I BETTER GO BEFORE
HE COMES OUT.
PERRY!
BYE, PERRY.
WHERE YOU BEEN?
I WAS OUT RIDING AROUND
WITH MY FRIENDS.
[YAWNING]
I'VE BEEN THINKING
THAT I WANT YOU
TO HELP ME OU MORE AROUND HERE.
THERE'S NO REASON TO PAY JUSTER
WHEN I GOT A GOOD,
STRONG BOY LIKE YOU.
HOW YOU FEELING?
HAD SUPPER?
I'M FINE.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE GOT TO BALE
THE REST OF THA FIRST CUT TOMORROW.
YES, SIR.
UH...
I THINK YOUR MOTHER
WOULD WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.
THANK YOU.
NO MORE, ALL RIGHT.
WE GOT TO GET UP AT 5:00.
DAD...
YOU'RE NOT THROWING
IT OUT, ARE YOU?
I'M JUST PUTTING
SOME THINGS IN STORAGE.
WE GOT TO GE AN EARLY START TOMORROW.
WE GOT TO GET ALL THIS
IN THE BARN BEFORE IT RAINS.
HEY.
NO, THANK YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU GO GET CLEANED UP?
YOU CAN GO SEE THOSE
FRIENDS OF YOURS.
WHAT ABOUT DINNER?
I'LL FIX MY OWN.
HEY , PERRY .
WHAT'S UP?
THEY'RE CUTE, AREN'T THEY?
WANT SOME HELP?
I GOT IT.
WHY AREN'T YOU
HELPING YOUR DAD?
WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR LIP?
NOTHING.
[PERRY]: IT'S
FUCKED-UP, YOU KNOW?
YOU HAVE THIS IDEA
THAT YOUR LIFE
WILL AUTOMATICALLY
BE DIFFERENT WHEN YOU GROW UP.
THEN YOU START GETTING OLDER
AND YOU REALIZE IT'S ALL
GOING TO BE THE SAME SHIT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
SORT OF.
IT'S A FUCKING JOKE.
YEAH...l KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
HA...
THAT CHICKEN KNOW ANY TRICKS?
NO.
YOU SHOULD TEACH HER SOME.
LIKE WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
ROLL OVER, SIT --
IT'S YOUR CHICKEN.
GIVE ME YOUR BIKE.
TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF.
AREN'T YOU GOING IN?
I'M WAITING TILL
I'M MORE SWEATY.
I'M GOING IN.
THAT'S FAR.
IS IT DEEP?
DEEP ENOUGH.
HEY, AHH!
ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU ALMOS KILLED ME!
YOU'RE OK. YOU
CAN SWIM, RIGHT?
YEAH.
DUNCAN!
[PERRY]: HA, HA...OH,
IT'S FUCKING COLD!
[LAUGHING]
IT'S FREEZING.
THAT WAS
KIND OF FUN.
THAT WASN'T SO BAD, WAS IT?
WHOO!
IT'S NEAT.
YEAH, IT'S MY HIDEOUT.
REALLY?
WOW.
NOBODY BUT ME.
DID YOU EVER BRING
A GIRL UP HERE?
FUCK, NO.
[ BRENT ]:
DUNCAN.
DUNCAN...!
[ SCOTTY ]: HE'S GOT TO
BE HERE. HIS BIKE IS HERE.
[ TRAVIS 1:
DUNCAN BUDDY, HA.
WHERE ARE YOU?
[BRENT]: DUNCAN? COME OUT,
COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE.
[ SCOTTY 1:
FUDGE BOY! [TRAVIS]: DUDE, DUDE,
PUT IT ON
THE TRACKS. NO, NO, WAIT.
I GOT A
BETTER IDEA. THROW IT IN.
MY BIKE!
I'LL GET IT.
[ SCOTTY 1: HA-HA...
OOPS, SORRY, MAN.
[BRENT]: DINKY, WHERE ARE YOU?
[TRAVIS]: HE'S
GOT "TO BE BELOW.
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]
OH, SHIT!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
WATCH FOR TRAINS. FUCK, I DIDN' HEAR IT.
RUN,
YOU STUPID FUCKS!
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]
IT'S LIKE A ROCK, HUH?
YEAH.
I BETTER GET YOUR BIKE.
ME AND MY MOM MADE
A LITTLE CEMETERY
FOR THEM WHEN THEY GET OLD.
SHE WON'T LET MY DAD EAT THEM.
SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN IT.
AND HE LISTENS
TO HER?
HE USED TO.
[CLUCKING 1
YOU GUYS GAVE THEM
A LOT OF NAMES.
YEAH.
I NEVER KNEW ANYONE
THAT DIED BEFORE.
ARE YOUR GRANDPARENTS
STILL ALIVE?
MY MOM'S ARE.
I NEVER ME MY DAD'S.
THEY'RE
PROBABLY DEAD.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT,
IF YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON,
WHEN YOU DIED, YOU'D JUS GO STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN.
LIKE A REWARD OR SOMETHING.
BUT THEN THEY JUS PUT YOU IN THE GROUND,
AND BUGS AND WORMS EAT YOU.
THERE'S DEFINITELY
A HEAVEN.
THERE HAS TO BE.
WERE THEY IN LOVE?
WHO?
YOUR PARENTS.
GUESS SO.
WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?
YEAH.
NEVER MIND.
TELL ME.
I'M NOT GOING TO TELL ANYBODY.
YOU CAN CALM A CHICKEN BY
PUTTING ITS HEAD IN YOUR MOUTH.
MY MOM SHOWED ME.
[CLUCKING 1
YOUR MOM WAS A WEIRDO, TOO, HUH?
NO.
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
YOU THINK I'M WEIRD?
YEAH.
A LITTLE. DON'T YOU?
I DON'T KNOW.
WANT TO TRY IT?
SEE, THAT'S WHA I'M TALKING ABOUT, DUNCAN.
THAT'S WEIRD.
[ HAMMERING 1
DUNCAN!
COMING.
IS THAT IT?
THAT'S IT.
TODAY WAS KIND OF FUN.
HEY, MR. MUDGE. HEY, DUNCAN.
HEY, DUNCAN,
YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING?
WE'RE JUST CRUISING AROUND.
COME WITH US, DUNCAN.
WHERE'S PERRY?
WE'RE GOING TO
PICK HIM UP.
CAN I?
YEAH. GO AHEAD.
LET ME
GET READY.
HOW YOU BEEN, MR. MUDGE?
JUST FINE.
GOOD.
GOOD TO HEAR.
DUNCAN!
BYE, DAD.
OK.
HEY, YOU GO MONEY, RIGHT?
HOLD ON A MINUTE.
BUY SOMETHING FOR
YOUR FRIENDS THERE.
WOW, THANK YOU.
SCOTTY, GE THE FUCK OUT.
PLEASE.
YEAH, RIGHT.
HOP IN, BUDDY. HEY, DUNCAN,
WHERE'S YOUR CHICKEN.
I DON'T KNOW.
BUMMER.
SHE'S PROBABLY AROUND SOMEWHERE.
BYE, DAD.
CAREFUL, NOW.
[6]
6 COME ON, GET UP 6
6 HEY, HEY 6
6 COME ON, GET UP 6
6 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY 6
6 COME ON, GET UP 6
6 HEY, HEY 6
TAKE A PULL, DUNCAN.
DRINK, DRINK, DRINK,
DRINK, DRINK...
DRINK, DRINK,
DRINK, DRINK, DRINK...
[CHEERING AND HOWLING]
PUMPKIN!
[LAUGHING]
DANDELION WINE.
HOW YOU FEEL,
BUDDY?
HOW YOU FEELING?
HOW YOU FEELING?
TINGLY.
[LAUGHING]
TINGLY, HUH?
HEY, DUNCAN.
DO HER
AGAIN, MAN. YEAH, DO IT.
COME ON.
NAW, I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.
COME ON, DO IT.
DO IT...DO IT.
[LAUGHING]
COME ON,
MAN, DO IT.
TOOK AN AWFUL SPILL
OFF MY BIKE TODAY.
I NEED YOU TO FIX THOSE TIRES,
EDGAR. THEY'RE AWFUL WOBBLY.
HEY. HELLO.
WHO IS THAT GUY?
LEAVE HIM ALONE.
HE'S A FREAK.
FREAK!
HOLD ON...
TO DUNCAN.
TO
DRUNKEN MUDGE.
TO THE CHICKEN BOY.
CHICKEN BOY!
CHICKEN BOY, HA-HA.
HEY.
UH-UH. COME ON.
TO THE CHICKEN BOY.
CHICKEN BOY!
MOO.
FUCK OFF. AHH! OH, JEEZ.
PERRY, STOP IT.
SHIT!
[ CLAMOURING 1
HURRY, DO
SOMETHING. THAT'S ENOUGH!
DON'T TALK LIKE THAT TO
A LADY, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
PERRY.
PERRY! YOU FUCKING
KICKED HIS ASS.
YOU BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.
MOTHERFUCKER!
TEACH THAT BOY SOME MANNERS.
YOU SEE THAT, SCOTTY?
FUCK, YEAH,
I SAW IT.
YOU'RE INSANE, PERALDO.
I'M COLD.
BRENT,
TAKE ME HOME.
IT'S TIME TO HOOK UP
OR PASS OUT.
GUESS WHICH ONE
YOU'RE DOING.
COME ON, BRENT.
I'M GETTING
ALL BITTEN UP.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
WAIT TILL I SOBER UP.
I ALREADY FUCKED UP
ONE TRUCK LIKE THAT.
ARE YOU
KIDDING ME?
PERRY, MAKE HIM
TAKE ME HOME.
I'M FREEZING.
PERRY, I'M
TALKING TO YOU.
COME HERE, BABY.
I'LL WARM YOU UP.
GET OVER HERE.
APRIL!
GET OFF OF ME.
[WRETCHING 1
[SPITTING 1
YOU LIKE THAT?
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
YOU'RE TAKING FOREVER.
NOTHING.
KEEP DOING IT.
APRIL?
LET'S GO.
WE'RE LEAVING.
I GOT TO GO.
YOU'RE
KIDDING ME. NO. SORRY.
APRIL, COME ON. I GOT US A RIDE.
YOU'RE A
FUCKING BITCH.
FUCK YOU.
HA, PERVERT.
FUCKING TEASE.
YOU'RE IN THE SHITHOUSE
WITH ME, MAN.
NO, NO, I'M SORRY, PERRY.
I DIDN'T, I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
FORGET IT.
I'M, I'M SORRY, PERRY.
I KNOW SOMETHING WE COULD DO.
HURRY THE FUCK...
DUNCAN
WAS WATCHING.
SHUT UP. I'M TIRED.
THEY'RE GOING TO FUCKING LEAVE.
[DUNCAN]: MY DAD PU ALL HER STUFF OUT HERE.
[ PERRY]: WHY?
HE WANTS TO FORGET HER, I GUESS.
SHE SURE HAD
A LOT OF SHIT.
YEAH.
HEY, THANKS, PERRY.
FOR WHAT?
BEING NICE.
MY KNUCKLE IS BLEEDING.
YOU SEE ME HIT THAT GUY?
THE FUCKER
CUT ME.
HERE, FIX
YOUR HAIRDO.
PEW, OH, IT STINKS.
MY MOM COULD
PLAY THAT.
YEE-HAW!
SHH! MY DAD.
HA-HA, OH, OOPS.
CHECK THIS OUT.
TRY IT ON.
MM-MM. WHAT ELSE IS THERE?
COME ON.
IT'S FUNNY.
UH, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO.
JUST TRY IT ON.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GE OUT OF HERE IF YOU DON' WANT TO HAVE ANY FUN.
WELL, YOU DON' THINK IT'S WEIRD?
UH-UH.
IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US.
WHO CARES?
YOU REALLY WANT ME TO?
I DON'T WANT YOU TO. I JUS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
LIKE HALLOWE'EN OR SOMETHING.
ME AND MY MOM USED TO
GO TRICK-OR-TREATING.
THIS OLD LADY, MISS McGEE,
WHO LIVED UP THE ROAD FROM US--
NOT OVER YOUR CLOTHES.
IT WON'T LOOK RIGHT.
AND, UH, HA...WELL,
EVERYONE USED TO THINK
SHE WAS A WITCH,
'CAUSE HER HOUSE,
IT DID LOOK KIND OF HAUNTED.
BUT, UM-- SO, ONE YEAR
WE GO UP THERE,
AND WE GO ON HER PORCH, AND SHE
JUST COMES RUNNING OUT OF THERE
WAVING HER BROOMSTICK AT US
AND YELLING AND SAYING THAT,
IF WE DIDN'T GET OUT,
SHE'D CALL
THE CONSTABLE.
TURN AROUND.
LOOKS GOOD.
HA. . .YEAH .
MM...DON'T TAKE IT OFF.
YOU GOT TO DO THE BACK UP.
IT WAS WEIRD, 'CAUSE SHE REALLY
DID LOOK LIKE A WITCH, BUT...
WE JUST FELT KIND OF BAD
FOR HER, THOUGH.
EVEN THOUGH SHE DIDN' GIVE US ANY CANDY.
I REMEMBER
THAT OLD LADY.
SHE WAS A FUCKING BITCH.
YOU SURE SWEAR
A LOT, PERRY.
WHAT? BITCH?
PERRY.
HA-HA, ARE YOU A BITCH?
NO. QUIT IT.
BITCH. HA-HA-HA.
HUH?
QUIT IT, PERRY.
HUH?
SAY IT. SAY IT.
I'M A BITCH.
TAKE IT OUT.
TAKE IT OUT!
GO ON.
[ SIGHING ]
[SPITTING 1
TASTES LIKE PEE.
KEEP DOING IT.
OW! FUCK, THAT HURT.
PERRY.
WHAT THE FUCK IS
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
I'M SORRY.
WOULD YOU STOP FUCKING
SAYING THAT? ALL RIGHT?
I'M NOT MAD AT YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
PERRY, WHA ARE YOU DOING?
SHH.
PERRY?
HOLD STILL.
I'M NOT GOING TO HURT YOU.
ALL RIGHT?
PERRY.
SPREAD YOUR LEGS.
FURTHER.
THAT'S IT. SHH.
I'M JUST GOING TO PU IT IN A LITTLE.
PERRY...AH, AH.
THAT'S NOT SO BAD, RIGHT?
YOU OK?
GOD, YOU'RE FUCKING TIGHT.
IT FEELS JUST LIKE A PUSSY.
AHH!
AH, AHH!
AH...AH, AHH...AHHH.
MY DAD SAYS WE MIGH BE GETTING A NEW CAR.
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
YOU SEEN OUR OLD ONE?
MY MOM CAN HARDLY DRIVE I 'CAUSE THE STEERING WHEEL
SHAKES SO BAD.
YOU HEAR IT COMING
FROM A MILE AWAY
'CAUSE THE MUFFLER FELL OFF.
IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING.
DON'T TELL
MY DAD, OK?
THAT'S WHY SHE DRIVES THE TRUCK.
CAN YOU
UNDO IT?
[ GARAGE DOOR
OPENING ]
I WAS TRYING TO TAKE IT OFF.
I COULDN'T GET IT OFF.
YOU GO ON HOME, PERRY.
GO IN THE HOUSE.
AND TAKE THA THING OFF.
I CAN'T--
I SAID, TAKE IT OFF!
I CAN' UNDO IT.
I'M SORRY.
DON'T TALK
TO ME.
[CLUCKING 1
GET UP.
I'M UP.
[STRAINING]
HEY!
WASH UP BEFORE YOU SIT DOWN.
YOU HEAR ME?
GET UP.
MOVE IT.
NOT SO EASY, IS IT? HMM?
I DO IT EVERY GODDAMN DAY.
YOU'RE WEAK.
HOW YOU EVER GOING TO
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, HUH?
HMM?
GET UP.
GODDAMN IT, DUNCAN,
GET YOUR FILTHY ASS
OFF YOUR MOTHER'S SOFA...NOW!
IN CASE YOU
HAVEN'T NOTICED,
SHE'S DEAD.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
HUH?
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
YOU CAN'T EVEN GET INTO
TROUBLE LIKE A NORMAL BOY.
ALL RIGHT.
GODDAMN, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
DAD, YOU CAN'T.
DAD, YOU CAN'T. YOU CAN'T.
GO...GO ON!
PUT THEM DOWN.
DO IT.
PLEASE?
PUT IT DOWN.
[LIQUID POURING]
PLEASE, DAD.
I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS
FROM THE START.
[ KNOCKING 1
PERRY.
PERRY?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
I NEED TO
TALK TO YOU.
JESUS, DUNCAN.
YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT.
[ SIGHING ]
WHAT DID YOUR DAD SAY?
NOTHING.
NOTHING?
HE BURNED ALL
MY MOM'S STUFF.
HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME?
NO.
YOU SURE?
HE'S ONLY
MAD AT ME.
I DIDN'T TELL HIM
WHAT YOU DID.
WE CAN'T DO NOTHING NO MORE.
IT AIN'T RIGHT.
I DIDN'T TELL
HIM, PERRY.
WE CAN'T DO NOTHING NO MORE.
IT'S QUEER.
I AIN'T NO QUEER.
I KNOW.
I'M SORRY,
PERRY.
YOU'RE ALWAYS SORRY.
WHAT ARE YOU SORRY ABOUT?
YOU ACT LIKE A GODDAMN GIRL
SOMETIMES, DUNCAN.
SHIT.
PERRY.
WHAT?
DID YOU EVER...
DID YOU EVER THINK
ABOUT KISSING ME?
YOU'RE CRAZY, DUNCAN.
NO.
NO WAY.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? HUH?
NO.
YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT, DUNCAN.
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
WHERE THE HELL
YOU BEEN, PERRY?
JUST OUT SMOKING.
JUST OU SMOKING, HUH?
YEAH.
WHAT DOES "LIGHTS
OUT" MEAN, PERRY?
I KNOW I, I KNOW I...
I KNOW I'VE SAID IT,
BUT I JUST...
JUST CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER.
OUT WANDERING AROUND TIME?
OUT RAISING
HELL TIME?
JUST OU SMOKING TIME?
BEDTIME.
LOOK AT THAT.
YEAH, GUESS THAT'S IT. BEDTIME.
JUMP.
GOOD GIRL.
GOOD GIRL. GOOD GIRL.
GOOD GIRL.
THANK YOU.
ONE DOLLAR.
OH, I THOUGH THEY WERE 75.
ONE DOLLAR.
THANK YOU.
CHICKEN?
CHICK, CHICK?
[CLUCKING 1
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HEY, CHICKEN BOY.
I LIKE YOUR CHICKEN.
DON'T YOU GUYS LIKE HIS CHICKEN?
HELL, YEAH.
LET ME SEE HER?
SURE, DUNCAN,
BUDDY.
I'M JUS KIDDING.
[LAUGHING]
LET ME SEE HER.
GIVE HER TO ME, TRAVIS.
YOU WANT HER? HA-HA-HA.
ARE WE HANGING OU TONIGHT, DUNCAN?
IT AIN'T A PARTY
WITHOUT YOU.
PLEASE?
HEY, SCOTTY, LET ME SEE HER?
HOW YOU DOING?
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
SCOTTY, GIVE HER TO ME.
SCOTTY, PLEASE.
SOMETHING IS WRONG
WITH HER, DUNCAN.
SCOTTY, PLEASE.
SHE DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD.
IS SHE SICK,
SCOTTY? I THINK SHE MIGHT BE.
AW, CHICKEN BOY
LOST HIS CHICK.
TAKE HER, PERRY. YOU WANT HER?
TRAV-.
WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT?
PERRY, WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT ARE YOU, A MORON?
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED?
HAPPY NOW?
[BRENT]: PERRY,
PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN, MAN.
FAGGOT.
I'M NOT A FAGGOT.
OH, HA, THE
TRUTH HURTS,
DOESN'T IT,
ASS HUMPER?
I'M NOT!
[SQUEALING 1
SCOTTY, SCOTTY...
SCOTTY, NO. SCOTTY.
SCOTTY? SCOTTY, DON'T.
WHAT'S WRONG,
CHICKEN? WE'RE JUST FUCKING WITH
YOU.
OH, PERRY.
BREAK ITS NECK.
KILL IT, FUCKING KILL IT.
KILL IT.
PERRY...PERRY...
PERRY, NO.
LET HIM GO.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, MAN?
WHAT?
LET HIM GO.
BRENT, WHA THE FUCK, BRENT?
WHOA. WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING, PERRY?
YOU AIN'T NO FUCKING FUN
ANY MORE, PERALDO.
YEAH, DUDE,
YOU'RE SUCH A WE NOODLE OR WE BLANKET OR WHATEVER.
WET SOMETHING,
MAN. WET SOMETHING.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
I'M NOT A FAGGOT, PERRY.
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW US
HOW YOU SUCK IT, FUDGE BOY?
WOO, YEAH!
WHY DON'T YOU SUCK I LIKE YOUR MOTHER SHOWED YOU?
EXCUSE ME,
MRS. MUDGE,
CAN YOU TEACH ME
HOW TO SUCK A DICK?
[ SNICKERING 1
[CLUCKING 1
OH, SHIT, HE DID
IT. HA-HA-HA.
MOTHERFUCK,
TASTES LIKE CHICKEN.
OH, FUCK.
YOU WEREN'T KIDDING, PERRY.
HEY, DUNCAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
LATER? YOU GOT ANY PLANS?
FAGGOT.
[LAUGHING]
[CRACKING 1
OH, SHIT, MAN.
SHIT.
OH, GOD.
FUCKING A, HA-HA-HA.
OH, JESUS CHRIST.
YOU ARE COLD-BLOODED,
CHICKEN BOY.
WHAT DID YOU GO AND DO? HUH?
[SOBBING 1
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT HAPPENED?
I GOT TO GO DEAL WITH IT.
LET ME GO. LET ME GO.
NO.
LET ME GO. LET ME GO!
NO.
[SOBBING 1
LET ME GO.
SHH, SHH.
LET ME GO.
LET ME GO.
LET ME GO.
SHH, NO.
SHH, SHH, SHH.
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