Ozark Sharks (2016) Movie Script
1
( music playing )
Don't blow your hands off.
You're going to
need them later.
Ooh!
Oh, dude!
Did you see that?
All right.
Pyrotechnics are over.
Let's swim.
Last one in
takes their top off.
Don't you dare!
- Will you get me a beer?
- I'd love to.
You're so...
Hey, Dawn,
got something for you.
Listen, Wyatt,
I already told you.
I am not interested
in your something.
- What is this?
- Light it.
So cool.
Sadie, look at this.
Sadie?
Sadie? Sadie?
Where did she go?
Sadie?
Wyatt?
( shouting )
Wyatt!
Whoa! Whoa!
Get out of the water!
Faster! Hurry!
Okay, um...
We leave in five minutes.
Okay.
We've got a really
long drive ahead of us,
and I would like to
be there in time for lunch.
This should be
the last of it.
Dad: Good.
Not sure how much more
we can fit.
We can strap Harrison
to the roof.
Yeah, or Molly
could just stay back
and water the plants.
Can I?
Dad:
No. You're coming.
Is there a body
in here?
Mom:
Not yet.
You got any threes?
Go fish.
Come on!
Do you have any, uh...
...fours?
Are you kidding me?
You're killing me.
This is ridiculous.
Okay, Grandma, new plan.
Let's ditch these losers.
Forget camping.
You and I,
we're going to Vegas.
Let's make some money.
Let's have some real fun.
How about that?
- Got it.
- Cool.
Harrison:
What?
Oh, come on!
Are you--
Cheaters never
prosper, Molly.
Tell that to Grandma.
Time to go.
Who's ready
for Lake Drover?
Yay!
Woo!
Yay.
That's the spirit!
Let's roll!
Go.
( music playing )
Oh, sunshine
You light up my day
And I need to know,
I need to know
Before this all
fades away
Oh, because
I'm feeling bored,
I'm feeling gold
So, darling,
what's your name?
( chattering )
Did you see what Becky
was wearing the other day?
It was an assault
to the eyes.
It's like she has
zero consideration
for those of us
that have to
look at her all day.
Some people are so oblivious
to the feelings of others.
God, I know.
Uh...
Say cheese.
Cheese, bitch.
Oh, and don't post
that anywhere.
My boss thinks I'm home
with the bird flu.
Oh, my God.
Amanda, I look hideous.
How could you not warn me
about all these flyaways?
This water is ruining
my composition.
- ( Amanda gasps )
- ( splash )
Amanda?
Amanda? Amanda?
Oh!
Let's stretch
our legs, everyone.
You having fun yet?
Yeah, sure.
This spot is very special
to your Grandma.
She used to come here
every summer as a little girl.
Did you know that?
No.
But I'm beginning
to see the appeal.
Pull it together, son.
Let's go get
the cabin keys.
What kind of trouble
are you two getting into?
Hey, Molls, you know,
you can at least pretend
like you're having
a good time.
I could, but who would
I be fooling, really?
Oh, come on.
It's not all that bad.
We got good weather.
We got free food.
Mom's doing my laundry.
It's great.
Wow, you're such
a good son.
Thanks for noticing,
Molls.
Hey, beautiful.
How you doing?
You feel okay
from the trip?
Being here brings back
a lot of nice memories.
Yeah?
Well, I'm happy
to share it with you.
You want to go talk
to those pretty girls,
don't you?
Yes, more than anything.
Do you mind?
- Go ahead.
- Thank you.
Oh, Harrison?
What?
Hair?
There you go.
Paddles for the canoe
are under the bunk bed.
We've had trouble
with the pipes,
so if you have problems,
give me a holler.
Thank you, mister...
- Jones.
- Mr. Jones.
Just Jones.
What's the best number
to reach you?
Don't have one.
Well, how do we holler?
Hey, Jones!
I need some tidbits.
You got any five eyes?
Sure do, tiger.
Got it.
Back here somewhere.
Expecting a call?
No.
It's a weekend, Molly.
A long weekend.
You can live three days
without him.
Everyone set?
( chattering )
- Let's go, Harrison!
- Okay.
( chattering )
- Cool.
- Let's go, Harrison!
Okay! All right,
I'll see you later.
Bye.
What?
Let's go!
- I'm working here.
- I see that.
You got it?
Mom:
Harrison, will you come
grab some bags?
Harrison:
Yep. Yeah, hand me
the heavy ones.
Last stop, princess.
I thought we were
only here for a few days.
Looks like
we're moving in.
Mom:
Your dad might
have brought
the whole
sporting goods store
along for the trip.
I'll be back to
help you out, hon.
Mom:
Okay. Sounds good.
Come here.
Now that is a view.
Molly:
It's a lake.
It's a beautiful lake.
Check it out.
Check it out?
Yeah, take it in.
Enjoy nature's splendor.
Harrison!
Don't be a lagger!
Harrison:
Coming!
Hey. Hello!
You going to help us?
Can't.
Why?
I'm enjoying
nature's splendor.
Okay.
You know she dies
in the end?
What are you doing here?
I took a bus.
I wanted to surprise you.
I can't believe
you're here.
I know, right?
Mom:
Ahem.
Oh, hey, Mrs. K.
Hello, Curtis.
He followed me home.
Can I keep him?
I suppose.
Don't worry.
We'll keep it totally PG.
We have a house guest.
And I thought we could
head out in the canoe,
just the two of us,
like we used to
when you were
a little girl.
Why don't we go out
just the two of us, Rick?
You know,
we can let the kids
go do their own thing.
You know, it might be nice
to have a little time alone.
Come here.
- Dude.
- Hey!
What are you
doing here, man?
- Harrison!
- What's up, man?
What a good surprise.
It's going to be
such a good weekend now.
What are you doing here?
Seems like he couldn't
stay away from your sister.
That's awesome.
Cool.
Great.
All right, Grandma,
It's going to be me
and you this weekend.
Ready to party?
Mom, why don't you
take the kids into town
and show them the sights?
Or find some great spot
on the water?
I know just the place.
I'll go change.
Hey, beautiful.
You're looking good.
You ready to have fun?
All right,
so who's hungry?
All right,
it's unanimous.
So we're definitely
going to go sneak off
and make out, right?
- Absolutely.
- Sweet.
Grandma,
you need any help
carrying anything?
No, no. I got it.
All right.
You guys grab food.
We'll go stake out
a spot on the water.
Okay.
Hey, did you want
anything special?
A popsicle.
Cherry.
Oh, living dangerous.
Like it!
Howdy.
What was that?
I'm being friendly
with the local people.
It's the Ozarks.
It's not the wild west.
People in the Ozarks
know what howdy means.
Dude! Ozarks.
What can I get you fine
young gentlemen today?
Um, let's do--
let's do four hotdogs.
Coming right up.
So how you been, dude?
What you been up to, man?
We got to hang out
more often, man.
I know.
I've been busy.
What's there
to do around here?
What's the plan?
What's up? Talk to me.
Hiking, fishing,
more hiking--
outdoorsy stuff.
Right, so that's a list
of really boring activities.
Don't want to do that.
Oh, you know what?
I did meet some beautiful
girls earlier in bikinis,
and they invited us to
a fireworks festival.
Okay. All right.
I'll ask Molly--
your sister,
my girlfriend.
I don't know if
you remember.
I'll see if
she's cool with that.
That still just sounds
really weird to me.
I don't like that.
Heart wants
what the heart wants.
She's cute.
You boys just
passing through?
Vacation actually.
We're staying in
a cabin on the lake.
Hey, do you have,
like, mosquito stuff?
Right.
West Nile, dude.
No joke.
Um... 'kay.
I was thinking of spray.
These woods ain't nothing
to mess with, boy.
Full of wild animals.
Dangerous animals.
You wouldn't be
the first person to
go missing around here.
Ain't no reasoning
with a wild animal.
They're acting
on pure instinct.
Slice you head to toe
before you can blink.
These woods ain't safe,
and this here
is the great equalizer.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
Thank you
for that not at all
terrifying advice.
We'll take that to heart,
but I think we're good
with the hotdogs
and the chips, so...
- Nothing else?
- Oh, yeah, um...
...let me get
a popsicle.
Cherry or grape?
Cherry.
I wish you would
have brought a suit.
The water's real nice.
The water's real nice.
I'm good.
Are you just planning on
reading that book all day?
That's new.
Adults don't usually
play the reading
is bad for you card.
I like a good book, Molly,
but stick your nose
in one for too long,
and you might miss out
on something big.
I'll risk it.
Suit yourself.
Oh!
This part is very deep.
Wasn't expecting that.
Oh, drat.
Grandma!
Grandma!
Whoa.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
You like my wheels?
Yeah, that's awesome.
Six cylinder,
five-inch alter lift,
15 bolt FF rear,
and a genuine
harpoon cannon.
Mounted it myself.
Why do you need
a harpoon cannon?
To shoot my harpoon with.
Huh.
Is your pal slow?
Yes, but I think
what he meant was
why would you need
a harpoon cannon?
This ain't the city, boy.
I like to be prepared.
Okay.
Just seems
a little extreme.
Curtis! Curtis!
- Moll?
- What's wrong?
What is it?
What is it? Oh, hey!
Are you okay?
Are you hurt?
No, no, no, no!
Grandma, Grandma!
- What? Where is Grandma?
- It pulled her in!
She was standing
there one second and--
Slow down!
What are you
talking about?
- It grabbed her!
- What grabbed her?
It was--
it was a shark.
Okay.
No, Harrison.
I think she's dead!
Show me where you were.
Come on!
Harrison:
Careful, Molls.
Grandma!
Grandma!
Is this spot?
Yes. Yeah, see?
My blanket's still here.
- Okay.
- What's that?
- What?
- Right there.
I don't know.
I can't really tell.
What are you doing?
Are you, like,
going out there?
No! Harrison,
you can't go
out there!
Relax. I'll be fine.
I'm just going for a swim.
- It's not safe!
- It's fine, Molly.
Calm down! Come on.
It's fine.
Just let him go.
Let him go.
- Curtis, take my phone.
- Don't--
If you see a shark,
just yell.
No.
What is it?
It's her hat!
Arm! Arm! Arm! Arm!
Oh, gross,
it touched me!
Oh, I love that beanie.
Harrison!
- Cutis: Swim!
- Molly: Swim!
Curtis:
Swim! Swim faster!
Molly:
Come on!
Hurry, Harrison! Swim!
( gunshot )
That there?
Yes.
One of those
dangerous creatures
I was telling you about.
( ringing )
Sheriff's office.
What's your emergency?
Curtis:
There's a shark
in the lake.
Can you repeat that?
There's a shark
in the lake,
or in the river,
or just--
it's in the water here.
You been drinking, son?
What? No!
I mean, no,
not today, I haven't.
Look, it ate
my girlfriend's Grandma!
I know you're trying
to be funny,
but I suggest that you find
a better use of your time.
Prank call.
Damn kids.
Well, you know
how they get
when the festival
rolls around.
All that teenage mischief.
Come on,
you remember what it's like
to be young and impulsive.
Hmm.
Or not.
He hung up on me
because he doesn't
believe me
that there's a shark
in the river.
Well, of course not.
Whose ever heard of a shark
in a river before?
This has happened
a couple times before.
Most sharks can survive
in fresh water.
But why would
they come here?
They swim up
from the ocean.
Sometimes they like
to give birth
to their young
in the warm water.
Ozark shark.
Curtis...
Never mind.
When they come
to birth their young,
are they always
this aggressive?
No! Sharks don't
usually attack people,
not even the ones that
have swam up here before.
We've never had
a reported shark attack.
What are you saying?
I'm saying that something
riled this one up.
The problem is that
sometimes sharks develop
a taste for human blood.
Not a good day
to go skinny dipping.
Mom and Dad, they're
taking the canoe out.
You don't want
the back seat?
You're the one steering
this ship, captain.
I'm just along
for the ride.
All right.
Plus, I have
a way better view
from the bow
for when I need to give
you directions.
That's my lady.
Well, I'm going to
do my best,
but I know I was not
your first choice
for canoe buddy.
You'll do.
There's no guarantee
that they left yet.
They might be okay.
All right.
I'm coming with you.
- No.
- No, but--
You've been
through a lot, okay?
Well, so have you!
Yeah, but I don't know
what I'm going to find.
Just stay with Curtis
and Jones, please?
Make sure she doesn't go
near the water, all right?
Yeah, sure.
I'll call you.
I'll let you know
what I find out.
It's okay. It's fine.
The cabin's really close.
I'm sure he'll get
to them in time.
Wait! What are we
supposed to do?
Try animal control.
I'll call animal control.
Mom!
Dad!
( line ringing )
( phone ringing )
Hey, the canoe's gone.
I don't know.
They left already.
I'm going to drive
around the lake
and look for them.
Okay, well if you
find them, call me.
Okay. Will do.
We're too late.
They're already out
on the water.
Well, you know,
we can't just sit
around here.
We got to do something.
Do you have a boat?
We're not going
out on the water.
- You saw what happened.
- He's got a gun.
Yeah, well,
that bullet did nothing
to that shark!
Baby, my parents
are out there!
We have to find them
and tell them to get
off of the water.
No, the boy's right.
We go out there,
we going to need
a lot more firepower.
What kind of firepower?
Let me show you something.
What is this place?
My workshop.
Holy shop.
What is all this stuff?
Jones: I told you.
I like to be prepared.
For what?
The zombie apocalypse?
Among other things.
All right,
this would work,
but I'd have
to tweak it first.
It'd take too long.
Grab that.
Totally.
I get to use this?
No. You get to hold it
until I use it.
Okay. I'm fine with that.
All right, guys,
we really have to get going.
Let's find that shark
before it finds lunch.
- Babe.
- Yeah, I'm coming.
( man screams )
Whoa.
Oh, you missed.
- Now, boy!
- What?
- Now!
- Oh.
Yeah!
That's what
I'm talking about!
Watch out!
Dude, you just stabbed
a shark with a trident.
Oh, there's two of them.
Six?
Damn.
We're going to need
a bigger everything.
Mom!
Dad!
Woman:
Help!
Hello?
Help me!
Where are you?
Over here!
Hang on!
I'm coming!
Hello?
Help me! Help me!
Where are you?
Keep yelling
so I can find you!
Help me! Help!
Over here!
Hello? Where are you?
- Hello?
- Help me!
You all right?
Not really. I'm stuck.
It's all right.
I'm coming to get you.
Wait.
You can't cross--
It's fine.
I know about the sharks.
It's okay.
No, but you can just--
It's fine.
It's not that far.
I'm going to come,
all right?
I know. Just wait.
I'm coming.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
All right.
Here I come.
Aah!
Smooth.
That was the practice run.
I'm coming back out for you.
You might want to
actually use the canoe.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
Right. Okay.
- Whoa.
- Jones: Ozark code.
That which nature
does not provide,
you devise.
- Yes.
- Manners, boy.
I like to call this
my paddle prod.
2,500 volts
of pure punishment
guaranteed to make
your target reconsider.
How does it work?
Little switch on the side.
( electricity crackles )
Guaranteed to
light up any room.
Should we be using
that near water?
Aim high.
Whoa!
When would you ever
even need this?
You need it now.
Yeah, okay.
I guess.
There you go.
Now put it down.
This one is
particularly delicious.
Nasty piece of business,
but I think
we can get it
to work on sharks.
I don't know.
It says bear on it.
I don't think so.
Ah.
Happy?
You know, no.
I'm not very happy.
- Whoa.
- Eh?
What's under that tarp?
Boy, you better pray you
never need to find out.
Now, for our main attraction.
( powering up )
- Big Betty.
- Whoa!
Giant air cannon constructed
of piping and canisters.
Curtis:
That's awesome.
What does it shoot?
The question is
what doesn't it shoot?
Doesn't really
answer my question.
Just about anything
you can put in it.
- Awesome. I call that.
- No.
- Come on. Please?
- No.
You need
to learn to share.
I want something.
Pick me out something.
Here you go, son.
Now, when that shark
swallows you,
just pull that little pin.
Dude, do not throw
a grenade, man!
You're insane.
I'm not going to get
swallowed by a shark.
This one's for you.
Watch the recoil on that.
I don't shoot guns.
Time you learned, precious.
Bullets will barely
even hurt those things.
A whole bunch
of them might.
Dude!
You gave her a gun?
I want a gun.
Give me a gun.
Look at all those
guns on the wall.
Give me--
give me something.
Will you please
just give me something
that I don't have to be
swallowed to use?
No.
No way.
We're taking
the harpoon cannon truck?
- Yes.
- Yes!
- Can I drive?
- No.
I gotcha.
There's barely
enough room for us
with all these weapons.
In the grand
scheme of things,
they take priority.
- Let's go find your parents.
- Let's do it. Aw!
- Get in!
- Can I ride in the back?
- Yes.
- Yes!
Mom:
You saw them?
- Yeah, I mean--
- Were you spying?
No, I wasn't spying,
but it's kind of
weird seeing--
Spy Dad.
I don't remember
packing this.
You didn't. Harrison did.
Did you leave him any?
No, I did not.
Oh, our son
has questionable taste.
- So does our daughter.
- Curtis is harmless.
All I'm saying,
is I preferred him
as Harrison's unemployed,
irresponsible friend,
as opposed
to my unemployed,
irresponsible,
future son-in-law.
It's her first
real relationship.
Yeah, I mean,
they're young.
She'll outgrow him--
I hope.
Don't worry.
You're going to have
plenty of new boyfriends
to irrationally hate.
- We should probably go back.
- Just a little bit longer.
Maybe me and you could
rock the boat a little.
( thud )
- What was that?
- I don't know
what that was.
- ( thud )
- Oh!
Honey?
It can't be.
Row! Diane! Row!
To the shore!
No!
No, no!
Rick, don't!
I got it.
I can almost--
- Don't!
- I got it!
This isn't the way
to the cabin.
I think I know my way
around these woods
better than you do, missy.
I'm going the back way
around the lake.
It's quicker.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Get in the back, son!
Mom:
Your shirt.
Tight!
Make it tight and elevate.
- It got my ring!
- Okay, hold on! Hold on.
Um...
Pull it back.
You got it!
Nice shot!
Okay.
Hey, you ever shoot
the harpoon cannon
while you're driving?
I'm about to shoot you
while driving.
- No, you're not.
- A flare.
Flare. Right there.
Over there.
All right. All right.
I got it. I'm on it.
What's your name?
Dawn.
I'm Harrison.
How did you get
stuck out there?
I was out on the water
with some friends,
and this shark showed up.
And they just
left you out there?
No.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
It got my Grandma, too.
Sorry.
Oh!
Oh, no!
Where is this going?
I don't know.
Let's just go!
No, I mean,
where does this lead?
To the lake. Oh, my God.
There's, like,
this huge firework
celebration tonight.
Half the town's going
to be on the water.
We have--
we have to warn them.
My phone's at
the bottom of the river.
Do you have--
No, I left it in
my friend's truck.
There's never any
service out there.
Damn.
All right. Hop in.
- Are you crazy, dude?
- My parents are in the water.
I'm not going to
let this thing
get the drop on them.
We got to go.
We'll stay close
to the shore,
and we'll keep it
in our sights.
I don't think
you understand.
There are sharks, plural!
Wait, are you sure?
Yeah, I've been
watching them
swim in and out all day.
How many?
I don't know. Five or six.
What does it matter?
Okay, we'll just stay close,
and if we have to bail,
we have to bail.
We'll keep it in our sights.
This is a horrible idea.
Yeah. The worst.
Are you coming?
No. No!
Suit yourself.
Wait, you can't
just leave me here.
I'm going this way.
If you want to come,
you come.
If you want to stay,
that's your choice.
All right, all right.
I'm coming.
Welcome aboard.
This is crazy.
Oh, God.
Take this.
Do you know
what you're doing?
I've done it.
Come on, now.
You can do it.
You're doing great.
We're almost there!
Keep rowing.
You're doing good.
Come on, Diane!
Rick!
Focus on the shore.
You're doing great!
Focus! Focus!
Keep going!
You're doing great!
We're almost there.
Focus on the shore!
Row, baby!
Come on, row!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
You got the shark!
Mom, are you okay?
I'm fine. Your father--
Curtis:
That's a lot of blood.
Dad, what happened?
I'm okay.
It looks worse than it is.
Really? Because
it looks really bad.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
Thanks.
What is going on?
Sharks, ma'am.
Where's your brother?
Molly!
He went looking for you.
Harrison:
Hey, you doing okay?
Peachy.
I'm sorry about
your friends.
Thanks.
I'm sorry about
your Grandma.
Yeah.
Dawn:
I did this.
My friends were throwing
fireworks in the water.
They woke it up,
pissed it off.
No, you know,
that thing's a wild animal.
It runs on instinct.
It's a force of nature.
It's primal.
You can't--
you can't blame
yourself for it.
That's what a crazy
old guy with a gun
told me earlier today,
anyway.
Yeah, maybe not,
but four people are dead
because of me.
And now how many more
are going to die?
We're not going to
let them, all right?
I promise.
Here.
Thanks.
Thanks, babe.
Some vacation, huh?
Curtis:
Anything, Molls?
He's not answering.
I'm sure he's fine, though.
Harrison's a smart guy.
Are we talking about that
lanky fellow from earlier
with the cherry popsicle?
I respectfully disagree.
We'll find him.
Molly, where's your grandma?
She, uh--
she's gone, Mom.
The shark--
I was too late.
Yeah, real sad stuff.
Gone too soon.
May she rest in peace.
Enough said.
We are burning
daylight here.
I'm sorry.
Who are you?
This is Jones.
The bait shop attendant?
Don't worry.
I know these woods
better than anybody.
We'll circle back around
with Big Betty,
get the drop on
those sharks,
and find your boy.
Look, I do not think that
we should be following
some bait shop attendant.
He already killed
two sharks,
and in, like, really,
really cool ways.
Ma'am, with all due respect,
you do not want anyone else
leading you out here today.
No shark is going to
tango with my girl.
- I think we should
follow him.
- Yep, me, too.
Let's do it.
Now that that's settled...
first we'll move north.
Aah!
I'm coming, Jones!
I'm coming!
- Jones!
- Aah!
- Jones!
- Aah!
( blubbering )
Reach out!
No! Jones!
Jones! Jones!
What do we do now?
- Hey, easy.
- I'm okay.
Harrison's not here.
Oh! Oh, Dad.
Dad, I'm so sorry
about Grandma. I...
It's okay.
It's okay, Molly.
It's not your fault.
We can't worry
about that right now.
Let's just focus on
finding your brother.
Harrison...
Molly:
He said he was going to
drive around the lake
to try to find you.
Harrison wouldn't go out
on the water, would he?
I don't think so.
- Oh, no.
- Mom, what?
What was that?
We're out on the water.
Mom! Mom, come on!
We got to go!
Mom! Mom!
You got to come on!
Yeah! Hit it harder!
Hit it harder!
Stab it-- stab it!
Use both hands!
- Use both hands!
- Just stop helping!
Yeah, you're right.
Sorry.
Rick!
Come on.
Yeah, there you go.
- Watch out!
- Watch out!
What the hell is that?
2500 volts of punishment.
Nice!
How shocking.
Ha ha ha ha!
Curtis,
stop making jokes!
What?
Sorry, it's just
my best friend's missing.
I just saw a guy
get his arm bitten off.
Sorry, I just make jokes
to deal with it.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Come on.
Let's go find Harrison.
( muttering )
Wait, hold on.
I don't see it anymore.
Give it a minute.
I'm not seeing anything.
It's okay. We're almost
to the river now.
It's a straight shot
from here.
- You sure?
- Yeah.
I think
it's coming back up.
Wait. I think
that's something else.
Hold on.
I'm going to get it.
Oh...
Mom! Dad!
Maybe it's not theirs.
No, I didn't get
their fast enough!
We don't know anything yet!
They could still be alive.
Look, hey,
you're no good
to them like this.
Let's just
keep moving, okay?
Yeah, you're right.
Come on, let's go.
Thanks.
He's not here.
Harrison!
Harrison!
Right here.
This way.
Be careful, Moll.
Diane:
Harrison! Harrison!
There was somebody
down here!
Do you think he crossed it?
Maybe.
Got to be a reason
he didn't double back
to the car.
Curtis:
Or he was never here.
What?
I'm sure he's fine, y'all.
He's not even
around here anyways.
He's probably
with the bikini babes
over at the fireworks show
while we're running around
here like a bunch of idiots
in the woods.
Fireworks show?
We saw it driving in.
There will be
a crowd there...
people in the water.
They'll be
completely exposed.
We have to warn them.
( music playing )
I got a metal heart
Right deep inside of me
Ooh, and I think
you got the key, darling
Yeah
I got you in my mind
And this is
all the time
Don't know
if can let it go
Is it even possible?
Yeah
( chattering )
Sheriff's office.
What's your emergency?
Hey, yeah, there are a bunch
of sharks in the water.
- You again.
- Yes, it is me again.
Look, please,
just don't hang up
on me, okay?
Listen, because you
ignored me last time,
two people have died,
all right?
Now, you need
to get out here
because there are sharks
in the water eating people
and you need
to get them out.
You got a real sick
sense of humor, son.
I'm not joking
with you, okay?
Look, my name is Curtis,
and I'm going to be
at the fireworks festival,
all right?
You come down here,
you can arrest me yourself.
That's a mighty
tempting offer.
So you're coming?
I'm leaving right now.
What did he say?
I think I got
through to him.
Another prank call?
- Hmm.
- It's kind of weird.
( music playing )
Oh, sunshine
You light up my day
And I need to know,
I need to know
Before this all
fades away
Oh, because
I'm feeling bored,
I'm feeling gold
So, darling,
what's your name?
Addy!
Come.
Let's get you set up, okay?
( ringing )
Sheriff's office.
Hi, Susan.
No. Tiger hasn't been by.
He's off today.
He's working
the festival tonight.
Well, you know him.
He just probably
snuck off down
to the river.
Been talking about
buying those new flies
for a day or so.
I wouldn't worry about it.
No problem.
I will keep a look out.
Susan can't get
in touch with Tiger.
Should I call him?
Let the man fish in piece.
You missed the turn!
The festival's that way!
We're making
a quick stop first!
- Wait, is it--
- Yep.
Sweet!
You guys are going
to love this place.
It's got, like,
all these awesome weapons
like a double-bladed
katana, and, like--
They're going
to see it, hon.
Yeah, you're
going to see it.
It's like a playground
for psycho killers,
or, like,
if you're trying to kill
a bunch of sharks.
Check it out,
check it out, check it out!
I know that man
saved our lives,
and I will be
forever grateful,
but there was something
very wrong with him.
Do we really need
all of this?
I mean, the police
are on their way.
Bullets won't be enough.
We need more.
Well, this is
certainly more.
- Oh, darling.
- Yeah?
I think I found
something we can use.
Yeah, that'll work.
It's not safe
in the water. Sorry.
Just go find your mom.
We need to warn
these people now.
Mommy! Mommy!
They grabbed me!
( whispering )
Shark!
( muttering )
In the water!
Come on,
you got to get out!
Get out!
Did they say "shark"?
Damn, I thought that
was going to work.
That usually works
in movies.
- They don't believe us.
- Would you?
- Probably not.
- Yeah.
We need to get these
people out of here somehow.
Yeah, but how?
( crowd shouting )
Come on, quick!
Before it comes back!
- Dawn: Go!
- Oh, my God!
Come on!
Jump in the water!
Come on, swim!
- Swim!
- Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on.
Easy.
Let's go!
Dawn: Come on!
You can do this!
- Come on!
- Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on,
come on, come on.
Go!
Woman:
It's coming, Jennifer!
It's coming!
Harrison:
Come on.
- Come on! Come on!
- I'm so scared!
- Relax. I got you.
- I'm so scared.
I got you. I'm trying--
get your leg up.
- Come on!
- ( screaming )
- Help!
- Come on! Come on!
You're welcome!
Come on. You okay?
- Yeah.
- Nicely done.
I hold a grudge.
I'll remember
not to tick you off
I know you've just, like,
been through some stuff,
but I was thinking
we could, like--
movies or bowling?
I don't know.
What do you have
around here to do?
Oh, no.
Molly?
Mom! Dad!
( imitating Jones )
No, boy.
- Harrison: Yo.
- Oh, dude!
- You live!
- Shark proof, baby.
Me, too.
Well, Molly helped.
Yeah, she like shot it
with this crazy thing.
It's outfitted to shoot
weaponized deer antlers
or something.
Where did you get
that by the way?
- Molly: Well--
- Dude, you missed
all of it.
Like, dude,
Jones' workshop
had amazing weapons.
There
was--
there's a double bladed
samurai sword!
His guns have guns.
It was pretty awesome.
Where's Jones?
Mr. Jones?
The guy who runs
the bait shop?
It's just Jones.
Yeah, well,
it was anyways.
Hello.
How are you?
Bikini babe?
Bikini babe?
Yeah. This is Dawn.
Dawn, this used to be
my friend, Curtis.
Curtis:
Oops.
Woman:
Help!
Help! Somebody help me!
Please, somebody help me!
Shoot, shoot, shoot!
Help, please!
Please, somebody!
It's too fast.
I can't get it from here.
What if
we lure it this way,
and then she'll have
enough time
to get to the dock?
Please, somebody help me!
Rick:
Can you lure him in?
- Curtis: Yeah.
- All right.
Let's get
as close as we can.
Help!
Someone help me, please!
Lure a shark in.
Just lure it in.
It's all you, bud.
Babe. Babe,
where you are going?
I have an idea.
Help, please!
What is he doing?
I think I know.
I'm going fishing, bro.
Be the bait.
I got you.
Wait. You're going
along with this?
He's got a good idea.
That guy has a good idea?
We're going to find out.
- Come on. Hey!
- Somebody help me!
- Help!
- Come on!
I can't catch his attention.
Somebody give me a hand.
What is wrong with you?
Why would you do that?
- You said you needed it.
- Come on! Okay.
Come on!
Come on,
you son of a fish!
It's coming!
Okay, okay.
Here it comes, Curtis.
Here it comes,
Curtis.
Here he comes!
Perfect!
Come on now!
Jump! Jump!
I got it.
Yes! I got it!
I shot it! Okay.
Chipper!
Turn it on.
Okay.
Jump! Now! Jump!
Come on!
You can swim to me!
Come on! Do it!
You can do it!
Swim to me!
Just jump!
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes! Yes!
( groaning )
Yeah! Whoo!
All right,
now is the time!
You can do it!
Yeah! Swim!
Go, go, go!
Right to me!
Swim! Almost!
Come on, now!
Almost there.
Almost there.
Give me your hand.
Oh yeah. Way to go!
Way to go!
Take that, mother nature!
I just killed a shark!
I just killed a shark.
Whoo! Who saved the day?
This guy right here.
Oh, man.
Curtis!
Curtis!
Hey, you're going
to be all right, man.
So not fair.
I'm not even in the water.
It worked? My plan?
- Yeah, it did, buddy.
- It really worked.
Yeah.
Molly! Come here!
- Come on!
- Hey, Harrison...
- Hey, baby.
- Molls.
Hi. Okay.
It's okay.
Stay with me.
I thought
I was going to make it.
No, no. no. It's okay.
We're going
to get you help.
It's okay.
I got to shoot
the harpoon cannon.
Is he okay?
You did, baby.
- Hey, Moll?
- Yeah?
Go get 'em.
( Molly sobbing )
- Molly.
- No. Come on.
- No!
- Come on.
Molly?
Where are you going?
You heard him.
Someone should
go talk to her.
I'll go.
II should do it.
It should be me.
I'll make sure she's okay.
Do you want me
to go with you?
Thank you for
keeping him safe.
Yeah, thanks.
Nice to meet you.
I wish it was under
better circumstances.
We should call someone.
I don't have a phone.
Well, let's find
someone who does.
Come on!
Come on, I'm right here!
Come on!
Come and get me!
- Molly.
- Come on!
Hey.
- Come on!
- Easy.
Harrison,
he's getting away.
Let it.
We're safe now.
There's just one left.
Everybody's out
of the water.
I need to go after it.
No, you don't.
Curtis is dead.
I know.
Jones is dead.
Grandma is dead.
I need to end this.
It's not our fight, Molly.
Isn't it?
Are we really going
to do this?
I learned from the best.
All right,
just watch where
you point that thing.
Okay, let's go.
All right, there's only
one shark left, right?
Yeah, but it's
the big one.
What's the plan?
Remember that other thing
that Curtis mentioned?
Yeah.
Well, this is
that other thing.
How do you know
that even works?
Well, we'll find out.
She's hungry?
We'll give her
something to chew on.
So, we're going to
throw garbage at it?
What's the plan?
Like, pollute the lake
and wait for it to die
of natural causes?
What is this thing
supposed to fire?
Anything you can fit in it.
They want a show,
let's give them a show.
- You got a cell?
- Yeah, yeah.
We got to call 911.
Sheriff's office.
Hold, please.
Sheriff's office.
Hold, please.
Yes, ma'am,
I understand.
We are taking this
very seriously.
Wait, how many sharks?
Hold, please.
Sheriff's office.
Yes, sir.
We're on our way.
Please hold.
Sheriff's office.
Please hold.
Sheriff's office.
Harrison.
Boom.
Come on, you stupid fish.
He's not falling for it.
You think you can hit him
from here or what?
No.
Well, I guess that's it.
I just need to get closer.
Closer?
There is no closer.
This is as close
as we get. That's it.
Molly:
There.
Out there?
Are you crazy?
No, you can't go out
on that float.
- You'll be a sitting duck.
- I don't care.
Okay, then I'll go.
No. No.
This was my plan.
Nobody else
is dying for me today.
Yeah, well,
I'm not letting you
die either.
Please, Harrison, just...
Okay, then we both go.
No, I need you here
in case something
goes wrong.
Really?
You think you're going
to convince me
by reminding me
that things
could go wrong?
Harrison.
We both go.
- Fine. Fine.
- Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Wait.
Grab the other box
of mortars.
You don't think
we have enough?
Just in case.
Okay.
Molly!
- Just watch my back.
- Come on!
You're so stupid.
You're so--
please be careful.
- Sheriff's office.
- There are shark attacks
at the lake.
You need to get
down here now.
Yes, sir.
We're on our way.
Hold please.
How much longer
until you're--
she hung up on me.
I don't see him anywhere!
Do you see him?
Molly!
Call them back!
No, no!
I lost the lighter!
Molly, just forget it.
You need to come back.
Find me another!
Molly, look out!
Harrison,
I need that lighter!
Find me a lighter!
We need to find a lighter.
I have one!
I have one!
Molly! Heads up!
Thanks, Dad.
Molly, what are you
waiting for? Do it!
Should have stayed
in the ocean, bitch.
Whoo!
Yeah!
Whoo!
( siren )
- Way to go!
- Thanks.
Okay, sis!
Ozark code--
that which nature
does not provide,
you devise.
Nice shooting,
sweetheart.
Thanks, Dad.
How long are you
in town for?
Well...
Next year,
we're going to go skiing.
( music playing )
Don't blow your hands off.
You're going to
need them later.
Ooh!
Oh, dude!
Did you see that?
All right.
Pyrotechnics are over.
Let's swim.
Last one in
takes their top off.
Don't you dare!
- Will you get me a beer?
- I'd love to.
You're so...
Hey, Dawn,
got something for you.
Listen, Wyatt,
I already told you.
I am not interested
in your something.
- What is this?
- Light it.
So cool.
Sadie, look at this.
Sadie?
Sadie? Sadie?
Where did she go?
Sadie?
Wyatt?
( shouting )
Wyatt!
Whoa! Whoa!
Get out of the water!
Faster! Hurry!
Okay, um...
We leave in five minutes.
Okay.
We've got a really
long drive ahead of us,
and I would like to
be there in time for lunch.
This should be
the last of it.
Dad: Good.
Not sure how much more
we can fit.
We can strap Harrison
to the roof.
Yeah, or Molly
could just stay back
and water the plants.
Can I?
Dad:
No. You're coming.
Is there a body
in here?
Mom:
Not yet.
You got any threes?
Go fish.
Come on!
Do you have any, uh...
...fours?
Are you kidding me?
You're killing me.
This is ridiculous.
Okay, Grandma, new plan.
Let's ditch these losers.
Forget camping.
You and I,
we're going to Vegas.
Let's make some money.
Let's have some real fun.
How about that?
- Got it.
- Cool.
Harrison:
What?
Oh, come on!
Are you--
Cheaters never
prosper, Molly.
Tell that to Grandma.
Time to go.
Who's ready
for Lake Drover?
Yay!
Woo!
Yay.
That's the spirit!
Let's roll!
Go.
( music playing )
Oh, sunshine
You light up my day
And I need to know,
I need to know
Before this all
fades away
Oh, because
I'm feeling bored,
I'm feeling gold
So, darling,
what's your name?
( chattering )
Did you see what Becky
was wearing the other day?
It was an assault
to the eyes.
It's like she has
zero consideration
for those of us
that have to
look at her all day.
Some people are so oblivious
to the feelings of others.
God, I know.
Uh...
Say cheese.
Cheese, bitch.
Oh, and don't post
that anywhere.
My boss thinks I'm home
with the bird flu.
Oh, my God.
Amanda, I look hideous.
How could you not warn me
about all these flyaways?
This water is ruining
my composition.
- ( Amanda gasps )
- ( splash )
Amanda?
Amanda? Amanda?
Oh!
Let's stretch
our legs, everyone.
You having fun yet?
Yeah, sure.
This spot is very special
to your Grandma.
She used to come here
every summer as a little girl.
Did you know that?
No.
But I'm beginning
to see the appeal.
Pull it together, son.
Let's go get
the cabin keys.
What kind of trouble
are you two getting into?
Hey, Molls, you know,
you can at least pretend
like you're having
a good time.
I could, but who would
I be fooling, really?
Oh, come on.
It's not all that bad.
We got good weather.
We got free food.
Mom's doing my laundry.
It's great.
Wow, you're such
a good son.
Thanks for noticing,
Molls.
Hey, beautiful.
How you doing?
You feel okay
from the trip?
Being here brings back
a lot of nice memories.
Yeah?
Well, I'm happy
to share it with you.
You want to go talk
to those pretty girls,
don't you?
Yes, more than anything.
Do you mind?
- Go ahead.
- Thank you.
Oh, Harrison?
What?
Hair?
There you go.
Paddles for the canoe
are under the bunk bed.
We've had trouble
with the pipes,
so if you have problems,
give me a holler.
Thank you, mister...
- Jones.
- Mr. Jones.
Just Jones.
What's the best number
to reach you?
Don't have one.
Well, how do we holler?
Hey, Jones!
I need some tidbits.
You got any five eyes?
Sure do, tiger.
Got it.
Back here somewhere.
Expecting a call?
No.
It's a weekend, Molly.
A long weekend.
You can live three days
without him.
Everyone set?
( chattering )
- Let's go, Harrison!
- Okay.
( chattering )
- Cool.
- Let's go, Harrison!
Okay! All right,
I'll see you later.
Bye.
What?
Let's go!
- I'm working here.
- I see that.
You got it?
Mom:
Harrison, will you come
grab some bags?
Harrison:
Yep. Yeah, hand me
the heavy ones.
Last stop, princess.
I thought we were
only here for a few days.
Looks like
we're moving in.
Mom:
Your dad might
have brought
the whole
sporting goods store
along for the trip.
I'll be back to
help you out, hon.
Mom:
Okay. Sounds good.
Come here.
Now that is a view.
Molly:
It's a lake.
It's a beautiful lake.
Check it out.
Check it out?
Yeah, take it in.
Enjoy nature's splendor.
Harrison!
Don't be a lagger!
Harrison:
Coming!
Hey. Hello!
You going to help us?
Can't.
Why?
I'm enjoying
nature's splendor.
Okay.
You know she dies
in the end?
What are you doing here?
I took a bus.
I wanted to surprise you.
I can't believe
you're here.
I know, right?
Mom:
Ahem.
Oh, hey, Mrs. K.
Hello, Curtis.
He followed me home.
Can I keep him?
I suppose.
Don't worry.
We'll keep it totally PG.
We have a house guest.
And I thought we could
head out in the canoe,
just the two of us,
like we used to
when you were
a little girl.
Why don't we go out
just the two of us, Rick?
You know,
we can let the kids
go do their own thing.
You know, it might be nice
to have a little time alone.
Come here.
- Dude.
- Hey!
What are you
doing here, man?
- Harrison!
- What's up, man?
What a good surprise.
It's going to be
such a good weekend now.
What are you doing here?
Seems like he couldn't
stay away from your sister.
That's awesome.
Cool.
Great.
All right, Grandma,
It's going to be me
and you this weekend.
Ready to party?
Mom, why don't you
take the kids into town
and show them the sights?
Or find some great spot
on the water?
I know just the place.
I'll go change.
Hey, beautiful.
You're looking good.
You ready to have fun?
All right,
so who's hungry?
All right,
it's unanimous.
So we're definitely
going to go sneak off
and make out, right?
- Absolutely.
- Sweet.
Grandma,
you need any help
carrying anything?
No, no. I got it.
All right.
You guys grab food.
We'll go stake out
a spot on the water.
Okay.
Hey, did you want
anything special?
A popsicle.
Cherry.
Oh, living dangerous.
Like it!
Howdy.
What was that?
I'm being friendly
with the local people.
It's the Ozarks.
It's not the wild west.
People in the Ozarks
know what howdy means.
Dude! Ozarks.
What can I get you fine
young gentlemen today?
Um, let's do--
let's do four hotdogs.
Coming right up.
So how you been, dude?
What you been up to, man?
We got to hang out
more often, man.
I know.
I've been busy.
What's there
to do around here?
What's the plan?
What's up? Talk to me.
Hiking, fishing,
more hiking--
outdoorsy stuff.
Right, so that's a list
of really boring activities.
Don't want to do that.
Oh, you know what?
I did meet some beautiful
girls earlier in bikinis,
and they invited us to
a fireworks festival.
Okay. All right.
I'll ask Molly--
your sister,
my girlfriend.
I don't know if
you remember.
I'll see if
she's cool with that.
That still just sounds
really weird to me.
I don't like that.
Heart wants
what the heart wants.
She's cute.
You boys just
passing through?
Vacation actually.
We're staying in
a cabin on the lake.
Hey, do you have,
like, mosquito stuff?
Right.
West Nile, dude.
No joke.
Um... 'kay.
I was thinking of spray.
These woods ain't nothing
to mess with, boy.
Full of wild animals.
Dangerous animals.
You wouldn't be
the first person to
go missing around here.
Ain't no reasoning
with a wild animal.
They're acting
on pure instinct.
Slice you head to toe
before you can blink.
These woods ain't safe,
and this here
is the great equalizer.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
Thank you
for that not at all
terrifying advice.
We'll take that to heart,
but I think we're good
with the hotdogs
and the chips, so...
- Nothing else?
- Oh, yeah, um...
...let me get
a popsicle.
Cherry or grape?
Cherry.
I wish you would
have brought a suit.
The water's real nice.
The water's real nice.
I'm good.
Are you just planning on
reading that book all day?
That's new.
Adults don't usually
play the reading
is bad for you card.
I like a good book, Molly,
but stick your nose
in one for too long,
and you might miss out
on something big.
I'll risk it.
Suit yourself.
Oh!
This part is very deep.
Wasn't expecting that.
Oh, drat.
Grandma!
Grandma!
Whoa.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
You like my wheels?
Yeah, that's awesome.
Six cylinder,
five-inch alter lift,
15 bolt FF rear,
and a genuine
harpoon cannon.
Mounted it myself.
Why do you need
a harpoon cannon?
To shoot my harpoon with.
Huh.
Is your pal slow?
Yes, but I think
what he meant was
why would you need
a harpoon cannon?
This ain't the city, boy.
I like to be prepared.
Okay.
Just seems
a little extreme.
Curtis! Curtis!
- Moll?
- What's wrong?
What is it?
What is it? Oh, hey!
Are you okay?
Are you hurt?
No, no, no, no!
Grandma, Grandma!
- What? Where is Grandma?
- It pulled her in!
She was standing
there one second and--
Slow down!
What are you
talking about?
- It grabbed her!
- What grabbed her?
It was--
it was a shark.
Okay.
No, Harrison.
I think she's dead!
Show me where you were.
Come on!
Harrison:
Careful, Molls.
Grandma!
Grandma!
Is this spot?
Yes. Yeah, see?
My blanket's still here.
- Okay.
- What's that?
- What?
- Right there.
I don't know.
I can't really tell.
What are you doing?
Are you, like,
going out there?
No! Harrison,
you can't go
out there!
Relax. I'll be fine.
I'm just going for a swim.
- It's not safe!
- It's fine, Molly.
Calm down! Come on.
It's fine.
Just let him go.
Let him go.
- Curtis, take my phone.
- Don't--
If you see a shark,
just yell.
No.
What is it?
It's her hat!
Arm! Arm! Arm! Arm!
Oh, gross,
it touched me!
Oh, I love that beanie.
Harrison!
- Cutis: Swim!
- Molly: Swim!
Curtis:
Swim! Swim faster!
Molly:
Come on!
Hurry, Harrison! Swim!
( gunshot )
That there?
Yes.
One of those
dangerous creatures
I was telling you about.
( ringing )
Sheriff's office.
What's your emergency?
Curtis:
There's a shark
in the lake.
Can you repeat that?
There's a shark
in the lake,
or in the river,
or just--
it's in the water here.
You been drinking, son?
What? No!
I mean, no,
not today, I haven't.
Look, it ate
my girlfriend's Grandma!
I know you're trying
to be funny,
but I suggest that you find
a better use of your time.
Prank call.
Damn kids.
Well, you know
how they get
when the festival
rolls around.
All that teenage mischief.
Come on,
you remember what it's like
to be young and impulsive.
Hmm.
Or not.
He hung up on me
because he doesn't
believe me
that there's a shark
in the river.
Well, of course not.
Whose ever heard of a shark
in a river before?
This has happened
a couple times before.
Most sharks can survive
in fresh water.
But why would
they come here?
They swim up
from the ocean.
Sometimes they like
to give birth
to their young
in the warm water.
Ozark shark.
Curtis...
Never mind.
When they come
to birth their young,
are they always
this aggressive?
No! Sharks don't
usually attack people,
not even the ones that
have swam up here before.
We've never had
a reported shark attack.
What are you saying?
I'm saying that something
riled this one up.
The problem is that
sometimes sharks develop
a taste for human blood.
Not a good day
to go skinny dipping.
Mom and Dad, they're
taking the canoe out.
You don't want
the back seat?
You're the one steering
this ship, captain.
I'm just along
for the ride.
All right.
Plus, I have
a way better view
from the bow
for when I need to give
you directions.
That's my lady.
Well, I'm going to
do my best,
but I know I was not
your first choice
for canoe buddy.
You'll do.
There's no guarantee
that they left yet.
They might be okay.
All right.
I'm coming with you.
- No.
- No, but--
You've been
through a lot, okay?
Well, so have you!
Yeah, but I don't know
what I'm going to find.
Just stay with Curtis
and Jones, please?
Make sure she doesn't go
near the water, all right?
Yeah, sure.
I'll call you.
I'll let you know
what I find out.
It's okay. It's fine.
The cabin's really close.
I'm sure he'll get
to them in time.
Wait! What are we
supposed to do?
Try animal control.
I'll call animal control.
Mom!
Dad!
( line ringing )
( phone ringing )
Hey, the canoe's gone.
I don't know.
They left already.
I'm going to drive
around the lake
and look for them.
Okay, well if you
find them, call me.
Okay. Will do.
We're too late.
They're already out
on the water.
Well, you know,
we can't just sit
around here.
We got to do something.
Do you have a boat?
We're not going
out on the water.
- You saw what happened.
- He's got a gun.
Yeah, well,
that bullet did nothing
to that shark!
Baby, my parents
are out there!
We have to find them
and tell them to get
off of the water.
No, the boy's right.
We go out there,
we going to need
a lot more firepower.
What kind of firepower?
Let me show you something.
What is this place?
My workshop.
Holy shop.
What is all this stuff?
Jones: I told you.
I like to be prepared.
For what?
The zombie apocalypse?
Among other things.
All right,
this would work,
but I'd have
to tweak it first.
It'd take too long.
Grab that.
Totally.
I get to use this?
No. You get to hold it
until I use it.
Okay. I'm fine with that.
All right, guys,
we really have to get going.
Let's find that shark
before it finds lunch.
- Babe.
- Yeah, I'm coming.
( man screams )
Whoa.
Oh, you missed.
- Now, boy!
- What?
- Now!
- Oh.
Yeah!
That's what
I'm talking about!
Watch out!
Dude, you just stabbed
a shark with a trident.
Oh, there's two of them.
Six?
Damn.
We're going to need
a bigger everything.
Mom!
Dad!
Woman:
Help!
Hello?
Help me!
Where are you?
Over here!
Hang on!
I'm coming!
Hello?
Help me! Help me!
Where are you?
Keep yelling
so I can find you!
Help me! Help!
Over here!
Hello? Where are you?
- Hello?
- Help me!
You all right?
Not really. I'm stuck.
It's all right.
I'm coming to get you.
Wait.
You can't cross--
It's fine.
I know about the sharks.
It's okay.
No, but you can just--
It's fine.
It's not that far.
I'm going to come,
all right?
I know. Just wait.
I'm coming.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
All right.
Here I come.
Aah!
Smooth.
That was the practice run.
I'm coming back out for you.
You might want to
actually use the canoe.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
Right. Okay.
- Whoa.
- Jones: Ozark code.
That which nature
does not provide,
you devise.
- Yes.
- Manners, boy.
I like to call this
my paddle prod.
2,500 volts
of pure punishment
guaranteed to make
your target reconsider.
How does it work?
Little switch on the side.
( electricity crackles )
Guaranteed to
light up any room.
Should we be using
that near water?
Aim high.
Whoa!
When would you ever
even need this?
You need it now.
Yeah, okay.
I guess.
There you go.
Now put it down.
This one is
particularly delicious.
Nasty piece of business,
but I think
we can get it
to work on sharks.
I don't know.
It says bear on it.
I don't think so.
Ah.
Happy?
You know, no.
I'm not very happy.
- Whoa.
- Eh?
What's under that tarp?
Boy, you better pray you
never need to find out.
Now, for our main attraction.
( powering up )
- Big Betty.
- Whoa!
Giant air cannon constructed
of piping and canisters.
Curtis:
That's awesome.
What does it shoot?
The question is
what doesn't it shoot?
Doesn't really
answer my question.
Just about anything
you can put in it.
- Awesome. I call that.
- No.
- Come on. Please?
- No.
You need
to learn to share.
I want something.
Pick me out something.
Here you go, son.
Now, when that shark
swallows you,
just pull that little pin.
Dude, do not throw
a grenade, man!
You're insane.
I'm not going to get
swallowed by a shark.
This one's for you.
Watch the recoil on that.
I don't shoot guns.
Time you learned, precious.
Bullets will barely
even hurt those things.
A whole bunch
of them might.
Dude!
You gave her a gun?
I want a gun.
Give me a gun.
Look at all those
guns on the wall.
Give me--
give me something.
Will you please
just give me something
that I don't have to be
swallowed to use?
No.
No way.
We're taking
the harpoon cannon truck?
- Yes.
- Yes!
- Can I drive?
- No.
I gotcha.
There's barely
enough room for us
with all these weapons.
In the grand
scheme of things,
they take priority.
- Let's go find your parents.
- Let's do it. Aw!
- Get in!
- Can I ride in the back?
- Yes.
- Yes!
Mom:
You saw them?
- Yeah, I mean--
- Were you spying?
No, I wasn't spying,
but it's kind of
weird seeing--
Spy Dad.
I don't remember
packing this.
You didn't. Harrison did.
Did you leave him any?
No, I did not.
Oh, our son
has questionable taste.
- So does our daughter.
- Curtis is harmless.
All I'm saying,
is I preferred him
as Harrison's unemployed,
irresponsible friend,
as opposed
to my unemployed,
irresponsible,
future son-in-law.
It's her first
real relationship.
Yeah, I mean,
they're young.
She'll outgrow him--
I hope.
Don't worry.
You're going to have
plenty of new boyfriends
to irrationally hate.
- We should probably go back.
- Just a little bit longer.
Maybe me and you could
rock the boat a little.
( thud )
- What was that?
- I don't know
what that was.
- ( thud )
- Oh!
Honey?
It can't be.
Row! Diane! Row!
To the shore!
No!
No, no!
Rick, don't!
I got it.
I can almost--
- Don't!
- I got it!
This isn't the way
to the cabin.
I think I know my way
around these woods
better than you do, missy.
I'm going the back way
around the lake.
It's quicker.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Get in the back, son!
Mom:
Your shirt.
Tight!
Make it tight and elevate.
- It got my ring!
- Okay, hold on! Hold on.
Um...
Pull it back.
You got it!
Nice shot!
Okay.
Hey, you ever shoot
the harpoon cannon
while you're driving?
I'm about to shoot you
while driving.
- No, you're not.
- A flare.
Flare. Right there.
Over there.
All right. All right.
I got it. I'm on it.
What's your name?
Dawn.
I'm Harrison.
How did you get
stuck out there?
I was out on the water
with some friends,
and this shark showed up.
And they just
left you out there?
No.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
It got my Grandma, too.
Sorry.
Oh!
Oh, no!
Where is this going?
I don't know.
Let's just go!
No, I mean,
where does this lead?
To the lake. Oh, my God.
There's, like,
this huge firework
celebration tonight.
Half the town's going
to be on the water.
We have--
we have to warn them.
My phone's at
the bottom of the river.
Do you have--
No, I left it in
my friend's truck.
There's never any
service out there.
Damn.
All right. Hop in.
- Are you crazy, dude?
- My parents are in the water.
I'm not going to
let this thing
get the drop on them.
We got to go.
We'll stay close
to the shore,
and we'll keep it
in our sights.
I don't think
you understand.
There are sharks, plural!
Wait, are you sure?
Yeah, I've been
watching them
swim in and out all day.
How many?
I don't know. Five or six.
What does it matter?
Okay, we'll just stay close,
and if we have to bail,
we have to bail.
We'll keep it in our sights.
This is a horrible idea.
Yeah. The worst.
Are you coming?
No. No!
Suit yourself.
Wait, you can't
just leave me here.
I'm going this way.
If you want to come,
you come.
If you want to stay,
that's your choice.
All right, all right.
I'm coming.
Welcome aboard.
This is crazy.
Oh, God.
Take this.
Do you know
what you're doing?
I've done it.
Come on, now.
You can do it.
You're doing great.
We're almost there!
Keep rowing.
You're doing good.
Come on, Diane!
Rick!
Focus on the shore.
You're doing great!
Focus! Focus!
Keep going!
You're doing great!
We're almost there.
Focus on the shore!
Row, baby!
Come on, row!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
You got the shark!
Mom, are you okay?
I'm fine. Your father--
Curtis:
That's a lot of blood.
Dad, what happened?
I'm okay.
It looks worse than it is.
Really? Because
it looks really bad.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
Thanks.
What is going on?
Sharks, ma'am.
Where's your brother?
Molly!
He went looking for you.
Harrison:
Hey, you doing okay?
Peachy.
I'm sorry about
your friends.
Thanks.
I'm sorry about
your Grandma.
Yeah.
Dawn:
I did this.
My friends were throwing
fireworks in the water.
They woke it up,
pissed it off.
No, you know,
that thing's a wild animal.
It runs on instinct.
It's a force of nature.
It's primal.
You can't--
you can't blame
yourself for it.
That's what a crazy
old guy with a gun
told me earlier today,
anyway.
Yeah, maybe not,
but four people are dead
because of me.
And now how many more
are going to die?
We're not going to
let them, all right?
I promise.
Here.
Thanks.
Thanks, babe.
Some vacation, huh?
Curtis:
Anything, Molls?
He's not answering.
I'm sure he's fine, though.
Harrison's a smart guy.
Are we talking about that
lanky fellow from earlier
with the cherry popsicle?
I respectfully disagree.
We'll find him.
Molly, where's your grandma?
She, uh--
she's gone, Mom.
The shark--
I was too late.
Yeah, real sad stuff.
Gone too soon.
May she rest in peace.
Enough said.
We are burning
daylight here.
I'm sorry.
Who are you?
This is Jones.
The bait shop attendant?
Don't worry.
I know these woods
better than anybody.
We'll circle back around
with Big Betty,
get the drop on
those sharks,
and find your boy.
Look, I do not think that
we should be following
some bait shop attendant.
He already killed
two sharks,
and in, like, really,
really cool ways.
Ma'am, with all due respect,
you do not want anyone else
leading you out here today.
No shark is going to
tango with my girl.
- I think we should
follow him.
- Yep, me, too.
Let's do it.
Now that that's settled...
first we'll move north.
Aah!
I'm coming, Jones!
I'm coming!
- Jones!
- Aah!
- Jones!
- Aah!
( blubbering )
Reach out!
No! Jones!
Jones! Jones!
What do we do now?
- Hey, easy.
- I'm okay.
Harrison's not here.
Oh! Oh, Dad.
Dad, I'm so sorry
about Grandma. I...
It's okay.
It's okay, Molly.
It's not your fault.
We can't worry
about that right now.
Let's just focus on
finding your brother.
Harrison...
Molly:
He said he was going to
drive around the lake
to try to find you.
Harrison wouldn't go out
on the water, would he?
I don't think so.
- Oh, no.
- Mom, what?
What was that?
We're out on the water.
Mom! Mom, come on!
We got to go!
Mom! Mom!
You got to come on!
Yeah! Hit it harder!
Hit it harder!
Stab it-- stab it!
Use both hands!
- Use both hands!
- Just stop helping!
Yeah, you're right.
Sorry.
Rick!
Come on.
Yeah, there you go.
- Watch out!
- Watch out!
What the hell is that?
2500 volts of punishment.
Nice!
How shocking.
Ha ha ha ha!
Curtis,
stop making jokes!
What?
Sorry, it's just
my best friend's missing.
I just saw a guy
get his arm bitten off.
Sorry, I just make jokes
to deal with it.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Come on.
Let's go find Harrison.
( muttering )
Wait, hold on.
I don't see it anymore.
Give it a minute.
I'm not seeing anything.
It's okay. We're almost
to the river now.
It's a straight shot
from here.
- You sure?
- Yeah.
I think
it's coming back up.
Wait. I think
that's something else.
Hold on.
I'm going to get it.
Oh...
Mom! Dad!
Maybe it's not theirs.
No, I didn't get
their fast enough!
We don't know anything yet!
They could still be alive.
Look, hey,
you're no good
to them like this.
Let's just
keep moving, okay?
Yeah, you're right.
Come on, let's go.
Thanks.
He's not here.
Harrison!
Harrison!
Right here.
This way.
Be careful, Moll.
Diane:
Harrison! Harrison!
There was somebody
down here!
Do you think he crossed it?
Maybe.
Got to be a reason
he didn't double back
to the car.
Curtis:
Or he was never here.
What?
I'm sure he's fine, y'all.
He's not even
around here anyways.
He's probably
with the bikini babes
over at the fireworks show
while we're running around
here like a bunch of idiots
in the woods.
Fireworks show?
We saw it driving in.
There will be
a crowd there...
people in the water.
They'll be
completely exposed.
We have to warn them.
( music playing )
I got a metal heart
Right deep inside of me
Ooh, and I think
you got the key, darling
Yeah
I got you in my mind
And this is
all the time
Don't know
if can let it go
Is it even possible?
Yeah
( chattering )
Sheriff's office.
What's your emergency?
Hey, yeah, there are a bunch
of sharks in the water.
- You again.
- Yes, it is me again.
Look, please,
just don't hang up
on me, okay?
Listen, because you
ignored me last time,
two people have died,
all right?
Now, you need
to get out here
because there are sharks
in the water eating people
and you need
to get them out.
You got a real sick
sense of humor, son.
I'm not joking
with you, okay?
Look, my name is Curtis,
and I'm going to be
at the fireworks festival,
all right?
You come down here,
you can arrest me yourself.
That's a mighty
tempting offer.
So you're coming?
I'm leaving right now.
What did he say?
I think I got
through to him.
Another prank call?
- Hmm.
- It's kind of weird.
( music playing )
Oh, sunshine
You light up my day
And I need to know,
I need to know
Before this all
fades away
Oh, because
I'm feeling bored,
I'm feeling gold
So, darling,
what's your name?
Addy!
Come.
Let's get you set up, okay?
( ringing )
Sheriff's office.
Hi, Susan.
No. Tiger hasn't been by.
He's off today.
He's working
the festival tonight.
Well, you know him.
He just probably
snuck off down
to the river.
Been talking about
buying those new flies
for a day or so.
I wouldn't worry about it.
No problem.
I will keep a look out.
Susan can't get
in touch with Tiger.
Should I call him?
Let the man fish in piece.
You missed the turn!
The festival's that way!
We're making
a quick stop first!
- Wait, is it--
- Yep.
Sweet!
You guys are going
to love this place.
It's got, like,
all these awesome weapons
like a double-bladed
katana, and, like--
They're going
to see it, hon.
Yeah, you're
going to see it.
It's like a playground
for psycho killers,
or, like,
if you're trying to kill
a bunch of sharks.
Check it out,
check it out, check it out!
I know that man
saved our lives,
and I will be
forever grateful,
but there was something
very wrong with him.
Do we really need
all of this?
I mean, the police
are on their way.
Bullets won't be enough.
We need more.
Well, this is
certainly more.
- Oh, darling.
- Yeah?
I think I found
something we can use.
Yeah, that'll work.
It's not safe
in the water. Sorry.
Just go find your mom.
We need to warn
these people now.
Mommy! Mommy!
They grabbed me!
( whispering )
Shark!
( muttering )
In the water!
Come on,
you got to get out!
Get out!
Did they say "shark"?
Damn, I thought that
was going to work.
That usually works
in movies.
- They don't believe us.
- Would you?
- Probably not.
- Yeah.
We need to get these
people out of here somehow.
Yeah, but how?
( crowd shouting )
Come on, quick!
Before it comes back!
- Dawn: Go!
- Oh, my God!
Come on!
Jump in the water!
Come on, swim!
- Swim!
- Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on.
Easy.
Let's go!
Dawn: Come on!
You can do this!
- Come on!
- Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on,
come on, come on.
Go!
Woman:
It's coming, Jennifer!
It's coming!
Harrison:
Come on.
- Come on! Come on!
- I'm so scared!
- Relax. I got you.
- I'm so scared.
I got you. I'm trying--
get your leg up.
- Come on!
- ( screaming )
- Help!
- Come on! Come on!
You're welcome!
Come on. You okay?
- Yeah.
- Nicely done.
I hold a grudge.
I'll remember
not to tick you off
I know you've just, like,
been through some stuff,
but I was thinking
we could, like--
movies or bowling?
I don't know.
What do you have
around here to do?
Oh, no.
Molly?
Mom! Dad!
( imitating Jones )
No, boy.
- Harrison: Yo.
- Oh, dude!
- You live!
- Shark proof, baby.
Me, too.
Well, Molly helped.
Yeah, she like shot it
with this crazy thing.
It's outfitted to shoot
weaponized deer antlers
or something.
Where did you get
that by the way?
- Molly: Well--
- Dude, you missed
all of it.
Like, dude,
Jones' workshop
had amazing weapons.
There
was--
there's a double bladed
samurai sword!
His guns have guns.
It was pretty awesome.
Where's Jones?
Mr. Jones?
The guy who runs
the bait shop?
It's just Jones.
Yeah, well,
it was anyways.
Hello.
How are you?
Bikini babe?
Bikini babe?
Yeah. This is Dawn.
Dawn, this used to be
my friend, Curtis.
Curtis:
Oops.
Woman:
Help!
Help! Somebody help me!
Please, somebody help me!
Shoot, shoot, shoot!
Help, please!
Please, somebody!
It's too fast.
I can't get it from here.
What if
we lure it this way,
and then she'll have
enough time
to get to the dock?
Please, somebody help me!
Rick:
Can you lure him in?
- Curtis: Yeah.
- All right.
Let's get
as close as we can.
Help!
Someone help me, please!
Lure a shark in.
Just lure it in.
It's all you, bud.
Babe. Babe,
where you are going?
I have an idea.
Help, please!
What is he doing?
I think I know.
I'm going fishing, bro.
Be the bait.
I got you.
Wait. You're going
along with this?
He's got a good idea.
That guy has a good idea?
We're going to find out.
- Come on. Hey!
- Somebody help me!
- Help!
- Come on!
I can't catch his attention.
Somebody give me a hand.
What is wrong with you?
Why would you do that?
- You said you needed it.
- Come on! Okay.
Come on!
Come on,
you son of a fish!
It's coming!
Okay, okay.
Here it comes, Curtis.
Here it comes,
Curtis.
Here he comes!
Perfect!
Come on now!
Jump! Jump!
I got it.
Yes! I got it!
I shot it! Okay.
Chipper!
Turn it on.
Okay.
Jump! Now! Jump!
Come on!
You can swim to me!
Come on! Do it!
You can do it!
Swim to me!
Just jump!
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes! Yes!
( groaning )
Yeah! Whoo!
All right,
now is the time!
You can do it!
Yeah! Swim!
Go, go, go!
Right to me!
Swim! Almost!
Come on, now!
Almost there.
Almost there.
Give me your hand.
Oh yeah. Way to go!
Way to go!
Take that, mother nature!
I just killed a shark!
I just killed a shark.
Whoo! Who saved the day?
This guy right here.
Oh, man.
Curtis!
Curtis!
Hey, you're going
to be all right, man.
So not fair.
I'm not even in the water.
It worked? My plan?
- Yeah, it did, buddy.
- It really worked.
Yeah.
Molly! Come here!
- Come on!
- Hey, Harrison...
- Hey, baby.
- Molls.
Hi. Okay.
It's okay.
Stay with me.
I thought
I was going to make it.
No, no. no. It's okay.
We're going
to get you help.
It's okay.
I got to shoot
the harpoon cannon.
Is he okay?
You did, baby.
- Hey, Moll?
- Yeah?
Go get 'em.
( Molly sobbing )
- Molly.
- No. Come on.
- No!
- Come on.
Molly?
Where are you going?
You heard him.
Someone should
go talk to her.
I'll go.
II should do it.
It should be me.
I'll make sure she's okay.
Do you want me
to go with you?
Thank you for
keeping him safe.
Yeah, thanks.
Nice to meet you.
I wish it was under
better circumstances.
We should call someone.
I don't have a phone.
Well, let's find
someone who does.
Come on!
Come on, I'm right here!
Come on!
Come and get me!
- Molly.
- Come on!
Hey.
- Come on!
- Easy.
Harrison,
he's getting away.
Let it.
We're safe now.
There's just one left.
Everybody's out
of the water.
I need to go after it.
No, you don't.
Curtis is dead.
I know.
Jones is dead.
Grandma is dead.
I need to end this.
It's not our fight, Molly.
Isn't it?
Are we really going
to do this?
I learned from the best.
All right,
just watch where
you point that thing.
Okay, let's go.
All right, there's only
one shark left, right?
Yeah, but it's
the big one.
What's the plan?
Remember that other thing
that Curtis mentioned?
Yeah.
Well, this is
that other thing.
How do you know
that even works?
Well, we'll find out.
She's hungry?
We'll give her
something to chew on.
So, we're going to
throw garbage at it?
What's the plan?
Like, pollute the lake
and wait for it to die
of natural causes?
What is this thing
supposed to fire?
Anything you can fit in it.
They want a show,
let's give them a show.
- You got a cell?
- Yeah, yeah.
We got to call 911.
Sheriff's office.
Hold, please.
Sheriff's office.
Hold, please.
Yes, ma'am,
I understand.
We are taking this
very seriously.
Wait, how many sharks?
Hold, please.
Sheriff's office.
Yes, sir.
We're on our way.
Please hold.
Sheriff's office.
Please hold.
Sheriff's office.
Harrison.
Boom.
Come on, you stupid fish.
He's not falling for it.
You think you can hit him
from here or what?
No.
Well, I guess that's it.
I just need to get closer.
Closer?
There is no closer.
This is as close
as we get. That's it.
Molly:
There.
Out there?
Are you crazy?
No, you can't go out
on that float.
- You'll be a sitting duck.
- I don't care.
Okay, then I'll go.
No. No.
This was my plan.
Nobody else
is dying for me today.
Yeah, well,
I'm not letting you
die either.
Please, Harrison, just...
Okay, then we both go.
No, I need you here
in case something
goes wrong.
Really?
You think you're going
to convince me
by reminding me
that things
could go wrong?
Harrison.
We both go.
- Fine. Fine.
- Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Wait.
Grab the other box
of mortars.
You don't think
we have enough?
Just in case.
Okay.
Molly!
- Just watch my back.
- Come on!
You're so stupid.
You're so--
please be careful.
- Sheriff's office.
- There are shark attacks
at the lake.
You need to get
down here now.
Yes, sir.
We're on our way.
Hold please.
How much longer
until you're--
she hung up on me.
I don't see him anywhere!
Do you see him?
Molly!
Call them back!
No, no!
I lost the lighter!
Molly, just forget it.
You need to come back.
Find me another!
Molly, look out!
Harrison,
I need that lighter!
Find me a lighter!
We need to find a lighter.
I have one!
I have one!
Molly! Heads up!
Thanks, Dad.
Molly, what are you
waiting for? Do it!
Should have stayed
in the ocean, bitch.
Whoo!
Yeah!
Whoo!
( siren )
- Way to go!
- Thanks.
Okay, sis!
Ozark code--
that which nature
does not provide,
you devise.
Nice shooting,
sweetheart.
Thanks, Dad.
How long are you
in town for?
Well...
Next year,
we're going to go skiing.