12 Oz. Mouse s02e03 Episode Script
Booger Haze
1 nice, nice cave man uhwhat is this a, a cave? oh it is a cave.
so i guess we're going inside this cave.
don't you ever say anything? look at what eye can do.
eye do that all the t-eye-me woo-yah.
that's how you break somebody off right there.
that sucker sure can run.
did you nail his ass? no one outruns my bullets man.
they'refast! i don't know what you're talkin about man, cuz he done outrun your bullets.
he outran them like yesterday man.
like whew damn dude.
come on man, look at em, they're fast.
man you sure can squeeze the trigger man.
dudethat is a hand, that is a fast hand.
nah wait, step off man, step off.
get off, get off me, go go go -- stop it, stop, stop moving around.
just stay still dude.
naw shorty.
you're all over the place.
you're gonna blow my damn head off.
oh wait, no i know.
so, wait, sodon't stay still, move around cuzi got this no you don't.
you straight up lyin.
thank you dawg.
that's exactly what i need, a shot of this petron right here.
ah what is that? it's a hand.
no way.
i wonder uhwhose hand it could be.
wow man.
now this is a nice chair.
this ain't no nagalhyde, this is a real leather chair.
man what the hell you playin man, is that old booger haze? hey man, don't get pissed.
i'm just sayin, it sounded remotely like booger haze.
you know.
this town really pisses me off.
i know.
it pisses me off too.
there's not one person in here who will race me.
and that is sure to piss off the guy who owns the fastest car in the west.
or the east.
doesn't matter.
honestly, no one cares about your poor little car.
it's also so boring.
well they better start caring cuz i care about it alot.
you dig? oh i dig.
and i know that you dig what you dig.
but i hope he digs what you dig.
he's watching you know.
then watch on my brother.
watch as the black shark turns it all the way up.
something's telling me this hand knows more than it's telling me.
this hand is up to somethin.
it knows some stuffand it won't tell us.
for real tho man, i think it's trying to straight up trip.
i think it's trying to hamburger it's way into eatin us a hot dog or somethin homie.
cuz i had a hot dog in my day man.
boy dem franks, whoo! mmmnonot that.
that's the hand that cut off m-eye leg.
nothat's the hand that cut off m-eye leg.
no, m-eye leg.
no, m-eye leg.
i have an idea that involes skillet and ileaving.
what do you want us to do? umstuff.
just do some stuff.
we'll be back but where are you going? where are you going? where haven't we ever been? you just gonna let him leave like that? and leave us here with a broken hand to get us killed? man, how you gonna do me like that? playa my, my head hurts.
every time i damn turn around it's either a eyeball or a hand or somethin, always goin wrong up in here.
what the hell am i doing in here? i'm all tired man, i'm tired of this sh-, this sh- get me all sh- in my head.
you are so mean when you're drunk.
how much did it cost the car? is this your car cuz it's neat.
what kind of car is this? that's a neat car.
where'd you get this car? that bitch knows too much.
get in.
what song is this, did you download it? where'd you get it, where'd you get this song? where'd you buy it? can you burn it for me? can you burn me this song? will you burn this song for me? where are we going? what song is this, what song is it, are we there yet? are we there? are we there? are we there? this was free.
somehow this was free.
and the gas is free too.
guy in a coma.
i have to pee, i have to pee, i have to pee, i have to pee, i have to pee, i have to pee, i have to pee, i have to pee.
where's little mighty mouse going? oh, i don't know.
why don't you put this car, this poor boring little car in gear and chase him.
it's in the gear.
it only has one.
oohwhat happened? i guess now you have a more serious problem than having to pee.
that wasn't nice, that wasn't nice, that wasn't nice, you can't kill me.
hmm, i guess roostre's still at that party.
oh, you hear that? shhh, listen.
load up.
let's get into the shack.
what? they, they're gone, they're not there anymore.
oh shee oh.
good find.
now what do we do.
holy shee.
damn roostre.
"i know you.
"
so i guess we're going inside this cave.
don't you ever say anything? look at what eye can do.
eye do that all the t-eye-me woo-yah.
that's how you break somebody off right there.
that sucker sure can run.
did you nail his ass? no one outruns my bullets man.
they'refast! i don't know what you're talkin about man, cuz he done outrun your bullets.
he outran them like yesterday man.
like whew damn dude.
come on man, look at em, they're fast.
man you sure can squeeze the trigger man.
dudethat is a hand, that is a fast hand.
nah wait, step off man, step off.
get off, get off me, go go go -- stop it, stop, stop moving around.
just stay still dude.
naw shorty.
you're all over the place.
you're gonna blow my damn head off.
oh wait, no i know.
so, wait, sodon't stay still, move around cuzi got this no you don't.
you straight up lyin.
thank you dawg.
that's exactly what i need, a shot of this petron right here.
ah what is that? it's a hand.
no way.
i wonder uhwhose hand it could be.
wow man.
now this is a nice chair.
this ain't no nagalhyde, this is a real leather chair.
man what the hell you playin man, is that old booger haze? hey man, don't get pissed.
i'm just sayin, it sounded remotely like booger haze.
you know.
this town really pisses me off.
i know.
it pisses me off too.
there's not one person in here who will race me.
and that is sure to piss off the guy who owns the fastest car in the west.
or the east.
doesn't matter.
honestly, no one cares about your poor little car.
it's also so boring.
well they better start caring cuz i care about it alot.
you dig? oh i dig.
and i know that you dig what you dig.
but i hope he digs what you dig.
he's watching you know.
then watch on my brother.
watch as the black shark turns it all the way up.
something's telling me this hand knows more than it's telling me.
this hand is up to somethin.
it knows some stuffand it won't tell us.
for real tho man, i think it's trying to straight up trip.
i think it's trying to hamburger it's way into eatin us a hot dog or somethin homie.
cuz i had a hot dog in my day man.
boy dem franks, whoo! mmmnonot that.
that's the hand that cut off m-eye leg.
nothat's the hand that cut off m-eye leg.
no, m-eye leg.
no, m-eye leg.
i have an idea that involes skillet and ileaving.
what do you want us to do? umstuff.
just do some stuff.
we'll be back but where are you going? where are you going? where haven't we ever been? you just gonna let him leave like that? and leave us here with a broken hand to get us killed? man, how you gonna do me like that? playa my, my head hurts.
every time i damn turn around it's either a eyeball or a hand or somethin, always goin wrong up in here.
what the hell am i doing in here? i'm all tired man, i'm tired of this sh-, this sh- get me all sh- in my head.
you are so mean when you're drunk.
how much did it cost the car? is this your car cuz it's neat.
what kind of car is this? that's a neat car.
where'd you get this car? that bitch knows too much.
get in.
what song is this, did you download it? where'd you get it, where'd you get this song? where'd you buy it? can you burn it for me? can you burn me this song? will you burn this song for me? where are we going? what song is this, what song is it, are we there yet? are we there? are we there? are we there? this was free.
somehow this was free.
and the gas is free too.
guy in a coma.
i have to pee, i have to pee, i have to pee, i have to pee, i have to pee, i have to pee, i have to pee, i have to pee.
where's little mighty mouse going? oh, i don't know.
why don't you put this car, this poor boring little car in gear and chase him.
it's in the gear.
it only has one.
oohwhat happened? i guess now you have a more serious problem than having to pee.
that wasn't nice, that wasn't nice, that wasn't nice, you can't kill me.
hmm, i guess roostre's still at that party.
oh, you hear that? shhh, listen.
load up.
let's get into the shack.
what? they, they're gone, they're not there anymore.
oh shee oh.
good find.
now what do we do.
holy shee.
damn roostre.
"i know you.
"